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Post by RavishingOne4040 on Jan 28, 2010 23:41:33 GMT -5
Rip on Trippin'inHD for being a hateful AH and increase your shot
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Post by juicewinslow on Jan 28, 2010 23:52:43 GMT -5
What do you call a gay Jew?
Heblew.
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Post by slappy on Jan 28, 2010 23:55:45 GMT -5
Rip on Trippin'inHD for being a hateful AH and increase your shot What's an AH and why couldn't you have just typed it out? |
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Post by RavishingOne4040 on Jan 28, 2010 23:56:59 GMT -5
bunghole and figured I would censor myself
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Post by RavishingOne4040 on Jan 28, 2010 23:57:47 GMT -5
clearly, the letters do not match-up. good for ringside for having the auto edit.
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Post by slappy on Jan 28, 2010 23:59:19 GMT -5
bunghole and figured I would censor myself Yeah, but no one would know what you're talking about otherwise. |
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Post by Lorenzo Alcazar on Jan 29, 2010 0:01:11 GMT -5
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Post by King Silva on Jan 29, 2010 0:46:08 GMT -5
You never said how long our post could be so I am going to make a long one with some great funny videos in it: Scarlet Takes a Tumble * Wait for it. Poor girl.  Cats attacks baby *  ing priceless expression from baby. Panda Baby Sneezes * Another priceless expression.. Granny hits car * That granny wasn't ing around! Old Person fight! [if it isn't allowed then I will edit it out, it's barely violent though..] * Old people can be so funny. ;D Model falls down.. * Praise Jesus if her ankles didn't get broken!  If you don't laugh then you must really be depressed. Reporter Bloopers Don't with this kid! [again if too violent I will remove it just tell me..] * That was a little much but I like his style!  HELLA funny prank call! * The ending is so ing funny. Another funny prank call [bitch fight!] * Carmen accuses this lady of sleeping with her man and they talk hella sh*t to each other! Bartender Moan Prank Call! * Carmen moans to this bartender. LMAO! Carmen trys to land a stripper job * Is this a tranny calling? He was pretty much right.. I could go on and on but if most if not all of these videos don't make you laugh then I don't know what will do the trick.. |
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Post by Almost Like Flacco on Jan 29, 2010 0:51:50 GMT -5
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jan 29, 2010 1:17:15 GMT -5
Trust me.
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Post by myaddow on Jan 29, 2010 1:49:26 GMT -5
A while back on the Tonight Show, Shaq was a guest and he told Conan a couple "Yo Mama" jokes....the first one he said hilarious(in my opinion it was anyways)
Yo mama is so nasty, she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
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Post by Edge618 on Jan 29, 2010 2:33:52 GMT -5
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Post by Thick Justice on Jan 29, 2010 2:39:26 GMT -5
you never listed a rule saying it couldn't be a past quote. So there I am, waiting on a red light in the right lane. Next to me is a bus stop, where there just so happens to be a black man, whom I would assume was waiting for the bus. Except he was yelling at a trash can. I don't mean yelling into a trash can. I mean yelling AT. Calling it names, asking "why you did me like that", and even kicking it. Now, I try hard not to be rude and stare at things like this...but how could you not? Its a man...yelling at a trash can. Like Oscar's going to pop up and start yelling back or something. ANYWAYS. Finally, after few moments of staring.....the black man made eye contact with me. So, in a fit of crazy rage, he starts walking over to my car. He stands outside of my passager window, yelling at me for being a nazi. Yes, thats right. A Nazi. And here's the best part. Midway thru his yell fest with my window, he pulls out his penis. Just pulls down the front portion of his sweat pants and whips it out. Then he starts smacking my window with it AS HE'S YELLING AT ME. Finally, the longest light in history turned Green, and I sped off like I was in a police chase. Drove straight to a car wash. |
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Post by gordon on Jan 29, 2010 3:38:06 GMT -5
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Quincy
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Post by Quincy on Jan 29, 2010 3:59:11 GMT -5
Vince loves cock! Cock-a-doodle-nom-nom-nom
Eh...at least I tried. If by some miracle of a long shot I win, I'd like the Miz/Morrison pack.
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Post by Ultimate Figure Collector on Jan 29, 2010 4:21:30 GMT -5
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Post by bobsagetbrigade on Jan 29, 2010 4:57:30 GMT -5
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Post by King Silva on Jan 29, 2010 6:25:37 GMT -5
you never listed a rule saying it couldn't be a past quote. So there I am, waiting on a red light in the right lane. Next to me is a bus stop, where there just so happens to be a black man, whom I would assume was waiting for the bus. Except he was yelling at a trash can. I don't mean yelling into a trash can. I mean yelling AT. Calling it names, asking "why you did me like that", and even kicking it. Now, I try hard not to be rude and stare at things like this...but how could you not? Its a man...yelling at a trash can. Like Oscar's going to pop up and start yelling back or something. ANYWAYS. Finally, after few moments of staring.....the black man made eye contact with me. So, in a fit of crazy rage, he starts walking over to my car. He stands outside of my passager window, yelling at me for being a nazi. Yes, thats right. A Nazi. And here's the best part. Midway thru his yell fest with my window, he pulls out his penis. Just pulls down the front portion of his sweat pants and whips it out. Then he starts smacking my window with it AS HE'S YELLING AT ME. Finally, the longest light in history turned Green, and I sped off like I was in a police chase. Drove straight to a car wash. I don't know if that story is funny but it sure is disgusting and scary.. |
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craigisnutter
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..That's what she said!
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Post by craigisnutter on Jan 29, 2010 6:36:19 GMT -5
What's worse than letting Michael Jackson babysit your son?
Letting Rob Feinstein bathe him.
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The Highwayman
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JP Deadly
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Post by The Highwayman on Jan 29, 2010 7:34:37 GMT -5
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJYxCSXjhLI&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJYxCSXjhLI&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/70r-Ca8wcVg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/70r-Ca8wcVg&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2izsoLbSnP0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2izsoLbSnP0&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> clearly I don't know how to post videos... Once your done laughing, Miz/Morrison two-pack please. Thanks!  P.s. I like the idea of this contest and may steal it if I ever do one. Who doesn't like to laugh? |
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