Jimex
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Joined on: Dec 5, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
Posts: 2,794
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Post by Jimex on Jan 29, 2010 17:01:39 GMT -5
John Cena is the greatest wrestler of all time!! dude i actualy spit my milk out that was so funny. |
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Post by msteel2009 on Jan 29, 2010 18:35:20 GMT -5
an Older lady walked naked into a sauna and sat next to two very young females
A few seconds a Ringing sound came from the first girl, she said oh im sorry, and pulled a phone out from her cleavage and turned it off
a few minutes later a buzzing sound was heard, and the second girl pulled a Pager out from her cleavage and said IM sorry and turned it off
The old lady not wanting to feel left out, quickly left and came back with a Piece of Toilet paper Stuck between her asschecks, she said Oh im SORRY im getting a fax
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Post by King Bálor (CM)™ on Jan 29, 2010 18:39:51 GMT -5
Did You Know That You Can't Sit Indian Style, Jerk Off And Cum? It Won't Work. Try It. Its Like Kissing Your Own Elbow. Can't Be Done.
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Post by Planktung on Jan 29, 2010 18:51:35 GMT -5
A few weeks ago i was eating in a Chinese restaurant and i got a fortune cookie that said "You life will be happy and peaceful".
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Post by deskjet on Jan 29, 2010 19:49:02 GMT -5
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Post by RavishingOne4040 on Jan 29, 2010 20:00:35 GMT -5
CM $howstopper wins. please lock post
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Post by 1of500 on Jan 29, 2010 20:02:15 GMT -5
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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Post by slappy on Jan 29, 2010 20:04:00 GMT -5
CM $howstopper wins. please lock post Glad to know it took immature humor, not even humor, it wasn't even funny to crack you up. |
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Post by deskjet on Jan 29, 2010 20:05:34 GMT -5
Did You Know That You Can't Sit Indian Style, Jerk Off And Cum? It Won't Work. Try It. Its Like Kissing Your Own Elbow. Can't Be Done. How many times have you tried  |
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Post by deskjet on Jan 29, 2010 20:08:26 GMT -5
CM $howstopper wins. please lock post seriously? lame. Congrats CM. |
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Post by King Bálor (CM)™ on Jan 29, 2010 20:14:39 GMT -5
Thanks RavishingOne.
Slappy....dont hate.
Deskjet......only me and DJKnightRida know the true answer to how many times. Please, I insist you give it a try. Its not possible.
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Post by slappy on Jan 29, 2010 20:17:36 GMT -5
It wasn't even a joke or even something passed off as funny. It was apparently just a truth.
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Post by carly1988 on Jan 29, 2010 20:23:51 GMT -5
Im almost positive I can bust that myth
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Post by deskjet on Jan 29, 2010 20:52:13 GMT -5
Thanks RavishingOne. Slappy....dont hate. Deskjet......only me and DJKnightRida know the true answer to how many times. Please, I insist you give it a try. Its not possible. Is that what you guys do when your waiting in the hotel lounge for autographs? lol  |
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Post by King Bálor (CM)™ on Jan 29, 2010 21:04:33 GMT -5
It wasn't even a joke or even something passed off as funny. It was apparently just a truth. Obviously Ravishing One thought it was funny. On top of that, sometimes the truth is funny. |
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Ryan
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True Join Date: 2006
Joined on: Jun 22, 2008 5:35:29 GMT -5
Posts: 1,638
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Post by Ryan on Jan 29, 2010 21:10:15 GMT -5
When David Beckham scored, I drank BECKS. When Paul Scholes scored, I drank SKOL. When Kenny Miller scored, I drank MILLER. Thank  David Seaman was a goal keeper!  . Thanks, Miz/Morrison. |
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Post by Wantallfigures™ on Jan 29, 2010 21:11:38 GMT -5
 On a serious note..  It's sad when the best thing about the WWE is products by Mattel like Miz and Morrison. That, the WWE Champion, is funny enough. |
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Jimex
Main Eventer
Joined on: Dec 5, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
Posts: 2,794
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Post by Jimex on Jan 29, 2010 21:54:13 GMT -5
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" whats your ing deal? i posted that on page 3 |
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Post by juicewinslow on Jan 29, 2010 22:11:47 GMT -5
If I dont win these, I am going to kill myself.
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orpheous
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Joined on: Jan 6, 2010 21:06:59 GMT -5
Posts: 1,406
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Post by orpheous on Jan 29, 2010 22:18:37 GMT -5
On a serious note.. It's sad when the best thing about the WWE is products by Mattel like Miz and Morrison. That, the WWE Champion, is funny enough. that cat tatoo has to win!! lol |
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