Post by slappy on Feb 5, 2010 21:00:07 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Welcome to the most famous arena in the world. Madison Square Garden. The home of tonight's Superbrawl Pay Per View. Thank you for being with us.
Bobby Heenan: Thank you indeed. Tonight you will be seeing Ric Flair retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
Jim Ross: How do you know that?
Bobby Heenan: He's the greatest champion this company and wrestling world has ever seen. He can't lose.
Jim Ross: You are making it seem like you have a stake in this. Do you?
Bobby Heenan: I just want what's best for this company and that's Ric Flair as champion.
Jim Ross: Well, we'll see tonight if he can live up to your hype. Let's send it up to Gary Michael Cappetta for our first match.
GMC: This first match is a powerbomb match. The winner will win by powerbombing their opponent. First, weighing in at 317 pounds from Detroit, Michigan, Kevin Nash. And his opponent from Greenwich, Connecticut, Vince McMahon.
The match only lasted about 3 minutes as most of the time McMahon was just trying to stay away from Nash. McMahon got no offensive moves in as he just tried ducking and covering. Nash finally just grabbed McMahon threw him to the ropes and hit him with a big boot. Once on the ground, Nash picked up McMahon, put him between his legs and lifted him up and delivered a powerbomb for the victory.
GMC: The next match is a one fall match. From Badstreet USA, weighing in at 255 pounds, Michael "PS" Hayes. And his opponent from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 pounds, Tully Blanchard.
The two start the match by exchanging blows. Hayes knees Blanchard in the midsection, runs to the ropes and knees Blanchard in the head. Blanchard is laying on his stomach and Hayes grabs his left leg, pulls it high up into the air and slams it back to the mat. Hayes sits down on Blanchard, grabbing the left leg in a half crab. He gets to the ropes and holds onto them. Hayes gets off and pulls on the left leg, bringing Blanchards whole body swinging out from the ropes and crashing to the mat. He applies the half crab again wrenching on the left leg. Blanchard again gets to the ropes. Hayes picks up Blanchard who is favoring his left leg. Blanchard goes to kick Hayes, but he grabs and holds his right leg. Blanchard jumps with his left leg connecting with an inziguri, but once on the ground Blanchard grabs his left leg. He pulls himself up and is limping. He picks up Hayes and tries to pick him up for a suplex but he can't hold him with a bum leg. Hayes reverses Blanchard and hits the slingshot suplex, stealing the finishing move of Blanchard. He grabs the left leg and turns him around for another half crab. This time in the middle of the ring. Blanchard is out of it and the ref calls for the bell.
GMC: This next match is a one fall match and it is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Weighing in at 265 pounds from Chicago, Illinois, Lex Luger. And his opponent weighing 253 pounds from Tampa, Florida, Paul Orndorff.
Paul Orndorff starts off the match by grabbing Luger's left arm and twisting it. He brings Luger to his knees and lets go and begins stomping on the left arm of Luger. He is trying to make sure Luger cannot apply the torture rack. After Luger gets up he hits Orndorff a few times, runs to the ropes and hits a flying forearm. Orndorff quickly gets up and Luger goes off the ropes once more and hits another flying forearm. He picks up Orndorff and gives him a hip toss. Orndorff gets up and charges Luger and hits a Lou Thesz Press battering Luger with rights and lefts. Orndorff tries for a piledriver but Luger reverses and then poses with the fans cheering him on. Orndorff gets up and does a pose of his own and the fans boo and Luger laughs at him. Orndorff tries connecting with a right hand, but Luger ducks down and picks up Orndorff for the torture rack, but they are too close to the ropes and Orndorff holds on causing the ref to tell Luger to break the hold. Orndorff pulls a play out of JBL's playbook from the Wrestlympics and points to a fan in the crowd and gets the ref to look and he turns away and low blows Luger. He puts him between his legs and hits a piledriver. The ref turns around and counts the three.
GMC: This next match is a special featured match in which the loser will leave the Four Horsemen. First, hailing from Rome, Georgia, weighing in at 255 pounds, Arn Anderson. And his opponent from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 212 pounds, Dean Malenko.
Anderson starts off with a kick to the midsection of Malenko, he goes for a suplex, but Dean wiggles out of it and grabs Arn's neck and comes down for a neck breaker. Dean tries to finish this early as he rushes over and puts Anderson in the Texas Cloverleaf, but he's too close to the ropes and grabs them so Dean has to break the hold. The ref starts the 5 count and Dean breaks at 3. He drags Anderson to the middle of the ring and tries applying the Cloverleaf again, but Anderson keeps kicking and finally pushes Dean away with his legs. Arn goes off the ropes to deliver a knee drop, but Malenko rolls out of the way and Arn's knee crashes into the mat. When Anderson gets up Malenko hits a drop kick sending him into the ropes, he bounces off and Malenko grabs him and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Anderson. He again applies the cloverleaf. Arn struggles to get to the ropes, slowly making his way, but Dean pulls him back to the center of the ring. Anderson will not give up, he again crawls to the ropes this time successfully. Malenko breaks the hold. Anderson slowly makes his way up, Malenko comes off the ropes, Anderson grabs him and hits a devastating spine buster. Both men are laid out on the mat. Anderson finally gets to Malenko and drapes his arm over Malenko's body. The ref counts to two before Malenko kicks out. Anderson can't believe it. He picks up Malenko and sends him to the ropes again hoping to deliver another spinebuster, but Malenko ducks and hits the ropes on the other side of the ring and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Malenko tries again for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Anderson can't be turned over. Anderson kicks his way out of it and gets up, spins Dean around and applies a sleeper hold. After about a minute he pushes Dean to the ropes and grabs him and hits a stunning spinebuster. This time he covers Dean and gets the three.
Bobby Heenan: Finally it's time, time for the champ to retain.
Jim Ross: It would seem that you have some sort of inside information. Maybe you know of a game plan that Ric Flair plans on using.
Bobby Heenan: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Only time will tell.
GMC: This is the main event for the World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from Amarillo, Texas, weighing in at 240 pounds, Terry Funk. And his opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, the World Heavyweight Champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
The match starts out with Terry Funk applying a head lock to Ric Flair. Flair reverses with a suplex. Flair hits the ropes and drops a knee on Funk's forehead. He hits the ropes again and drops another knee. He picks up Funk and applies a reverse head lock and drops him down for a DDT. Flair stomping away on Funk. Flair goes to the top rope, but Funk gets up and tosses him off and he drops an elbow on Flair's chest. He picks Flair up and delivers an double underhook suplex. Funk sets up Flair for a piledriver. Unlike other promotions, in WCW the piledriver is allowed. But Flair reverses, sending Funk over him and to the ground. Flair picks up Funk and hits some rights, but Funk kicks Flair in the midsection and nails him with a DDT. He picks Flair up for the piledriver and he hits it. He goes to cover Flair when Arn Anderson runs down and jumps on the apron. The ref is trying to get him to go away. A man appears in the ring, kicks Funk and delivers a sit down powerbomb and pulls Flair over Funk.
Jim Ross: THAT'S DOCTOR DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS. WHAT ON EARTH IS HE THINKING?
Bobby Heenan: I told you Flair was going to win.
Jim Ross: Did you have something to do with this?
Bobby Heenan: You will learn in due time Ross.
Arn Anderson steps down off the apron. The ref turns around and sees Flair covering Funk and he counts the 3 and Flair retains the title.
Arn Anderson: You're welcome Flair. And by the way, I quit the Horsemen.
Jim Ross: Oh my god I hope we can get answers on Nitro, because we are all out of time, we will see you next time, good night.
Bobby Heenan: Thank you indeed. Tonight you will be seeing Ric Flair retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
Jim Ross: How do you know that?
Bobby Heenan: He's the greatest champion this company and wrestling world has ever seen. He can't lose.
Jim Ross: You are making it seem like you have a stake in this. Do you?
Bobby Heenan: I just want what's best for this company and that's Ric Flair as champion.
Jim Ross: Well, we'll see tonight if he can live up to your hype. Let's send it up to Gary Michael Cappetta for our first match.
GMC: This first match is a powerbomb match. The winner will win by powerbombing their opponent. First, weighing in at 317 pounds from Detroit, Michigan, Kevin Nash. And his opponent from Greenwich, Connecticut, Vince McMahon.
Kevin Nash vs Vince McMahon
The match only lasted about 3 minutes as most of the time McMahon was just trying to stay away from Nash. McMahon got no offensive moves in as he just tried ducking and covering. Nash finally just grabbed McMahon threw him to the ropes and hit him with a big boot. Once on the ground, Nash picked up McMahon, put him between his legs and lifted him up and delivered a powerbomb for the victory.
Winner: Kevin Nash
GMC: The next match is a one fall match. From Badstreet USA, weighing in at 255 pounds, Michael "PS" Hayes. And his opponent from San Antonio, Texas weighing in at 225 pounds, Tully Blanchard.
Michael Hayes vs Tully Blanchard
The two start the match by exchanging blows. Hayes knees Blanchard in the midsection, runs to the ropes and knees Blanchard in the head. Blanchard is laying on his stomach and Hayes grabs his left leg, pulls it high up into the air and slams it back to the mat. Hayes sits down on Blanchard, grabbing the left leg in a half crab. He gets to the ropes and holds onto them. Hayes gets off and pulls on the left leg, bringing Blanchards whole body swinging out from the ropes and crashing to the mat. He applies the half crab again wrenching on the left leg. Blanchard again gets to the ropes. Hayes picks up Blanchard who is favoring his left leg. Blanchard goes to kick Hayes, but he grabs and holds his right leg. Blanchard jumps with his left leg connecting with an inziguri, but once on the ground Blanchard grabs his left leg. He pulls himself up and is limping. He picks up Hayes and tries to pick him up for a suplex but he can't hold him with a bum leg. Hayes reverses Blanchard and hits the slingshot suplex, stealing the finishing move of Blanchard. He grabs the left leg and turns him around for another half crab. This time in the middle of the ring. Blanchard is out of it and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: Michael Hayes
GMC: This next match is a one fall match and it is for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Weighing in at 265 pounds from Chicago, Illinois, Lex Luger. And his opponent weighing 253 pounds from Tampa, Florida, Paul Orndorff.
Lex Luger vs Paul Orndorff
Paul Orndorff starts off the match by grabbing Luger's left arm and twisting it. He brings Luger to his knees and lets go and begins stomping on the left arm of Luger. He is trying to make sure Luger cannot apply the torture rack. After Luger gets up he hits Orndorff a few times, runs to the ropes and hits a flying forearm. Orndorff quickly gets up and Luger goes off the ropes once more and hits another flying forearm. He picks up Orndorff and gives him a hip toss. Orndorff gets up and charges Luger and hits a Lou Thesz Press battering Luger with rights and lefts. Orndorff tries for a piledriver but Luger reverses and then poses with the fans cheering him on. Orndorff gets up and does a pose of his own and the fans boo and Luger laughs at him. Orndorff tries connecting with a right hand, but Luger ducks down and picks up Orndorff for the torture rack, but they are too close to the ropes and Orndorff holds on causing the ref to tell Luger to break the hold. Orndorff pulls a play out of JBL's playbook from the Wrestlympics and points to a fan in the crowd and gets the ref to look and he turns away and low blows Luger. He puts him between his legs and hits a piledriver. The ref turns around and counts the three.
Winner and new United States champion: Paul Orndorff
*A video package is shown for the next match*
GMC: This next match is a special featured match in which the loser will leave the Four Horsemen. First, hailing from Rome, Georgia, weighing in at 255 pounds, Arn Anderson. And his opponent from Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 212 pounds, Dean Malenko.
Arn Anderson vs Dean Malenko
Anderson starts off with a kick to the midsection of Malenko, he goes for a suplex, but Dean wiggles out of it and grabs Arn's neck and comes down for a neck breaker. Dean tries to finish this early as he rushes over and puts Anderson in the Texas Cloverleaf, but he's too close to the ropes and grabs them so Dean has to break the hold. The ref starts the 5 count and Dean breaks at 3. He drags Anderson to the middle of the ring and tries applying the Cloverleaf again, but Anderson keeps kicking and finally pushes Dean away with his legs. Arn goes off the ropes to deliver a knee drop, but Malenko rolls out of the way and Arn's knee crashes into the mat. When Anderson gets up Malenko hits a drop kick sending him into the ropes, he bounces off and Malenko grabs him and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Anderson. He again applies the cloverleaf. Arn struggles to get to the ropes, slowly making his way, but Dean pulls him back to the center of the ring. Anderson will not give up, he again crawls to the ropes this time successfully. Malenko breaks the hold. Anderson slowly makes his way up, Malenko comes off the ropes, Anderson grabs him and hits a devastating spine buster. Both men are laid out on the mat. Anderson finally gets to Malenko and drapes his arm over Malenko's body. The ref counts to two before Malenko kicks out. Anderson can't believe it. He picks up Malenko and sends him to the ropes again hoping to deliver another spinebuster, but Malenko ducks and hits the ropes on the other side of the ring and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Malenko tries again for a Texas Cloverleaf, but Anderson can't be turned over. Anderson kicks his way out of it and gets up, spins Dean around and applies a sleeper hold. After about a minute he pushes Dean to the ropes and grabs him and hits a stunning spinebuster. This time he covers Dean and gets the three.
Winner: Arn Anderson
Bobby Heenan: Finally it's time, time for the champ to retain.
Jim Ross: It would seem that you have some sort of inside information. Maybe you know of a game plan that Ric Flair plans on using.
Bobby Heenan: Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Only time will tell.
GMC: This is the main event for the World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, from Amarillo, Texas, weighing in at 240 pounds, Terry Funk. And his opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, the World Heavyweight Champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
Terry Funk vs Ric Flair
The match starts out with Terry Funk applying a head lock to Ric Flair. Flair reverses with a suplex. Flair hits the ropes and drops a knee on Funk's forehead. He hits the ropes again and drops another knee. He picks up Funk and applies a reverse head lock and drops him down for a DDT. Flair stomping away on Funk. Flair goes to the top rope, but Funk gets up and tosses him off and he drops an elbow on Flair's chest. He picks Flair up and delivers an double underhook suplex. Funk sets up Flair for a piledriver. Unlike other promotions, in WCW the piledriver is allowed. But Flair reverses, sending Funk over him and to the ground. Flair picks up Funk and hits some rights, but Funk kicks Flair in the midsection and nails him with a DDT. He picks Flair up for the piledriver and he hits it. He goes to cover Flair when Arn Anderson runs down and jumps on the apron. The ref is trying to get him to go away. A man appears in the ring, kicks Funk and delivers a sit down powerbomb and pulls Flair over Funk.
Jim Ross: THAT'S DOCTOR DEATH STEVE WILLIAMS. WHAT ON EARTH IS HE THINKING?
Bobby Heenan: I told you Flair was going to win.
Jim Ross: Did you have something to do with this?
Bobby Heenan: You will learn in due time Ross.
Arn Anderson steps down off the apron. The ref turns around and sees Flair covering Funk and he counts the 3 and Flair retains the title.
Winner: Ric Flair
Arn Anderson: You're welcome Flair. And by the way, I quit the Horsemen.
Jim Ross: Oh my god I hope we can get answers on Nitro, because we are all out of time, we will see you next time, good night.
