Post by hulkrulz4ever on Feb 20, 2010 0:50:59 GMT -5
spam Temperature Rising Intro : The questions have lingered! (footage of a tractor trailer crashing into the limo with Ultimate Warrior in it is shown) The brutality has risen! (footage of the technician trailer exploding with Roddy Piper in it is shown) The line has been crossed! ( The Elimination Chamber collapsing on Vince McMahon is shown) But tonight the mystery will be solved as one man vows to get to the bottom of the ongoing brutal attacks! (A shot of the Iron Sheik is shown) The temperature is rising and tonight it will reach an all time high as spam history is written like never before!!!!
The shot fades to the ramp where pyro explodes as the crowd is on their feet screaming and waving their signs.
J.R. : Welcome everyone to spam Temperature Rising!! My God, you can feel the excitement in this arena tonight! There is no telling what is in store for the wrestling world tonight!
King : Well the only thing we can be certain of is that, tonight the newly reunited Hart Foundation will take on D-generation X! Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart with Jimmy Hart in their corner take on Shawn Michaels and Triple H with Chyna in their corner! This match has got classic written all over it!
J.R. : You wanna talk classic, what's gonna happen when the immortal Hulk Hogan gets his hands on the nature boy Ric Flair! After Flair kidnapped his daughter Brooke! Its all on the line in that one, pride, honor, and the spam Championship! And then to cap it off, by the end of the night we will know who has been behind the ongoing attacks in spam!
Goldust Vs. Jeff Hardy
Intercontinental Championship Match
Back lot Brawl
The camera pans to Howard Finkel in the middle of the ring.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Back lot Brawl for the Intercontinental Championship. The rules are as follows. The match will begin in the ring, but will end in the back lot of the arena. The only way to victory is to pin your opponent for the count of three in the back lot of the arena!
Jeff Hardy's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Jeff runs out on stage to a loud pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring, the challenger, Jeff Hardy!!
Jeff runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and then hops onto the second rope and taunts the crowd. The crowd erupts. Jeff jumps off the second rope and then focuses on the entrance way. As the arena turns gold and Goldust's theme sounds. Gold glitter falls from the sky as Goldust comes down the ramp with his gold robe and wig.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the spam Intercontinental Champion, the bizarre Goldust!
Goldust continues to make his way down the ramp as Jeff runs at the ramp and hits a flying flip dive up and over the top rope onto Goldust. Jeff gets to his feet and stomps away at Goldust on the arena floor. Jeff rips Goldust's belt off and begins violently whipping him on the arena floor with the belt. Jeff throws the belt in the ring and then pulls Goldust up to his feet and rolls him in the ring. The referee calls for the bell to start the match. Jeff slides in the ring along side Goldust. Goldust gets to his feet and attempts to get his robe off as Jeff unloads with kicks to the stomach, backing Goldust against the ropes. Jeff then hits a snapemare takedown on Goldust. He then pulls his robe off and chokes Goldust with his robe on the mat. Jeff then lets go off the robe and grabs the Intercontinental Championship again and is about to whip Goldust with the belt as Goldust quickly rolls to the outside of the ring. Goldust reaches under the ring and appears to have pulled out a wooden directors chair. The referee backs Jeff up as Goldust is laying on the arena floor on top of the folded directors chair. The referee then leans through the ropes to ask Goldust if he is alright. Meanwhile, Jeff runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit senton bomb over the top rope, but Goldust jumps to his feet and smashes the wooden directors chair over Jeff's back in mid air. The wooden chair is completely snapped in half as Jeff lays on the arena floor in serious pain grabbing his back. The crowd chants. spam! spam! spam!
J.R. : Good God, what a sickening shot that was! Goldust just busted that wooden directors chair right over the charismatic enigma's back! Look at the wood chips all over the arena floor!
King : Goldust pulled out the old directors chair! Haven't seen that chair since his days with Marlena! As Michael Cole would say, vintage Goldust, hahaha!
Goldust gets to his feet and stomps away at Jeff's back. Goldust pulls Jeff up to his feet and grabs him by the waist to ram Jeff back first into the control gate. Goldust then chops Jeff across the chest. He then grabs Jeff by the wrist and irish whips him into the steel steps to move the steel steps out of place. Jeff is down in a sitting position against the steel steps in pain as Goldust runs at him knee him right in the face. Jeff slumps to the arena floor. Goldust pulls Jeff to his feet by his hair and then lifts him in the air in suplex position. Goldust holds Jeff up in a suplex position and then drops him stomach first across the steel steps as Jeff's face turns red from getting the wind completely knocked out of him. Goldust then drops to the arena floor and punches Jeff under the jaw knocking him to the arena floor. Jeff is flat on his back in pain. Goldust taunts the crowd as the crowd boos him. Goldust picks up the top part of the steel steps and throws it in the ring. He then picks up the bottom half of the steps and throws it in the ring. Goldust reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Goldust sets the table up outside the ring in front of the ramp. Jeff gets to his feet and nails Goldust with a forearm to the back of the head and slams Goldust head first into the table. Goldust responds with a thumb to the eye. Goldust then pulls Jeff's head back and goes for the curtain call, as Jeff reverses and ends up behind Goldust. Jeff spins Goldust around and kicks him in the stomach and hits the twist of fate out of nowhere on the arena floor. Goldust is down on the arena floor as Jeff pulls Goldust up to his feet and clotheslines him onto the table. Jeff then slides in the ring and puts the steel steps together inside the ring near the ropes. Jeff walks to the other side of the ring and pulls his shirt off as he throws it to the crowd. The crowd is on their feet as they know Jeff has something big planned. Jeff runs at the steel steps and runs up the steps to hit a huge big splash over the ropes and onto Goldust to come crashing down through the table.
J.R. : OH MY GOD! GOOD GOD! JEFF HARDY HAS TAKEN HIMSELF AND GOLDUST RIGHT OUT OF THE MATCH! Jeff Hardy is showing the world why he is know as the risk taker and the dare devil!
King : Neither one of these men may make it out to the back lot! Jeff Hardy and Goldust are both down and maybe out cold after Jeff Hardy ran up those stairs and came crashing down on Goldust through that table on the outside of the ring!
J.R. : That's how much the title means to Jeff Hardy!!
The crowd erupts chanting HARDY! HARDY! HARDY! Jeff slowly gets to his feet first as he gets to his feet and begins to drag Goldust towards the back. Jeff then walks to the back. Goldust is layed out on the arena floor to the side of the ramp as Jeff drives a car into the arena and parks the car near the side of the ramp near Goldust. Jeff gets out of the car with a rope in his hand. Jeff ties Goldust's legs to the bumper of the car and then hops in the driver's seat. As Jeff drags Goldust back stage. Jeff drives the car with Goldust hooked up to the bumper all the way to the back lot of the arena. Jeff then makes the cover for the 1-2- Goldust gets his shoulder up. Goldust sneaks in a low blow as Jeff goes to his knees in pain. Goldust then unties himself from the bumper of the car. Goldust grabs the rope that is attached to the car and chokes Jeff with the rope. Goldust lets go of the rope and then positions Jeff in a sitting position against the side of the car. Goldust then walks away and gets in the driver's seat of a gold limo that is parked in front of a spam tractor trailer. Goldust turns the limo on and drives it full speed ahead at the car the Jeff is sitting against. Goldust jumps out of the driver's seat as Jeff rolls out of the way at the last second causing the gold limo slam right into the car. The limo slams right into the side of the car, busting the windows and leaving the car totaled to get a huge pop from the crowd. Jeff gets to his feet and is enraged as he runs at Goldust and hits lou thesz press on the concrete floor and bangs Goldust's head on the concrete ground. Jeff then unloads with hard right hands to the head of Goldust. Goldust is trying to get to his feet as he is on his hands and knees as Jeff pulls the limo door open to slam it into Goldust's head. Goldust goes back down to the ground. Jeff hops onto the trunk of the limo and then yells as he hits a legdrop off the hood of the limo. Jeff then stands Goldust up against the open door of the limo. He then walks over to the tractor trailer and pulls out a steel chair. Jeff walks back over to Goldust and opens the steel chair near Goldust. Jeff backs up and then runs at the chair and hits a poetry in motion on Goldust to break the limo door right off its hinges. Goldust is down and out on the ground as Jeff taunts and the crowd chants HARDY! HARDY! HARDY! Jeff pulls Goldust to his feet and walks him over to the hood of the car and lays him across the windshield of the limo. Jeff then goes over to the tractor trailer and this time pulls out a ladder. Jeff walks the ladder over to the limo and sets up the 20 ft ladder right near the limo that Goldust is layed out across the windshield of. Jeff begins to climb, until he reaches the top of the ladder. Jeff is standing at the top of the 20 ft ladder and looks down on Goldust and then looks up and yells as he goes for a swanton bomb off the 20 ft ladder. Goldust moves out of the way at the last minute causing Jeff to miss the swanton bomb and land right on the windshield to shatter the windshield into a million pieces as Jeff lays on the limo screaming in pain. Jeff is brutally bleeding from the back as Goldust jumps across him and makes the cover as the referee counts on the hood of the limo, 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, and still spam Intercontinental Champion, Goldust!!!
J.R. : I can't believe it! My God, I don't believe it! Goldust has some how, some way, managed to escape this match with the Intercontinental Championship! Jeff Hardy went for an all or nothing swanton bomb off that 20 foot ladder and ended up coasting himself the match!
King : And the Intercontinental Championship! Hardy went for all or nothing and ended up with nothing! Hahahaha! Goldust retains the title and keeps the gold around his golden waist!
The Arrival
The camera pans to Mean Gean running outside with a microphone.
Mean Gean Oakerland : Ladies and gentleman, I have just been informed that a limo has arrived in our arena. There's no telling who it could be. It may even be the person who has been behind all of these of the past couple of months. The limousine driver is making his way to the back door of the limo now and we are about to see who's inside.
The limo driver opens the door and out walks Brooke Hogan.
Mean Gean Oakerland : Brooke Hogan! Brooke, what happened the night you were kidnapped by Ric Flair?!?! Brooke can we get a word?!?!
Brooke Hogan walks past Oakerland and into the arena without even looking at him.
J.R. : Brooke Hogan is here, the last time we saw her, she was being carried out of the arena by Ric Flair. What is on the mind of Brooke Hogan?
Billion Dollar Brotherhood Vs. JOB Squad
JBL & Million Dollar Man Al Snow & George "the animal" Steele
Special Guest Referee : Eugene
Million Dollar Man's theme sounds as the camera pans to the entrance way. JBL and Million Dollar Man make their way out on the ramp and make their way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase and his tag team partner, JBL, The Billion Dollar Brotherhood!!
JBL and M$M make their way into the ring. Both men take off their gear as Al Snow's theme sounds. The crowd pops as Al Snow walks out with Head in his hand and George Steel walks out with Mine in his hand.
Howard Finkel : And their opponent, the team of Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, the JOB Squad!
Snow and Steel come down the ramp and slide into the ring. Snow goes nose to nose with M$M as JBL goes nose to nose with Steel. As Eugene's theme sounds. Eugene comes out on the ramp with a homemade referee shirt.
Howard Finkel : And now making his way to the ring, the special guest referee, Eugene!!
Eugene runs down the ramp pointing at his referee shirt. Eugene walks up the steps and tries to get in the ring as he trips over the second rope and falls. Eugene accidentally signals for the bell in the process of falling face first to the mat. Steel unloads with right hands on JBL as Snow unloads with right hands on M$M. Snow backs M$M against the ropes as Steel backs JBL against the ropes. Steel goes to clothesline JBL over the ropes, but JBL ducks and backbody drops Steel up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Meanwhile, Snow dropkicks M$M, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Snow and JBL both turn around and lock eyes with each other. As both men run at each other and lock up in a collar and elbow lock up. JBL breaks the hold by putting Snow in headlock takedown. JBL has got the headlock locked in on the mat. Snow fights to his feet and unloads with elbows to the gut of JBL. JBL bends over in pain as Snow whips JBL into the ropes, as JBL comes off the ropes, Snow hits huge frankenstiener, sending JBL flying across the ring. JBL pulls himself up on the ropes and is stunned as Snow runs at JBL and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Snow taunts the crowd as Eugene bites his nails with a worried look on his face. Snow runs into the ropes and then comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive on JBL through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring.
J.R. : Well the JOB Squad looks to be on top fo their game tonight! All the money in the world may not be enough to buy win tonight for the Billion Dollar Brotherhood!
King : I wouldn't count JBL and Dibiase out of this thing, just yet J.R.!
Snow pulls JBL up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Snow picks JBL up and whips him into the turnbuckle that Steel is at. Snow walks over and unloads with kicks to the stomach. Snow then tags in Steel. Snow whips JBL across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Steel steps in the ring as Snow grabs Steel by the wrist and whips him into the same turnbuckle for Steel to hit a big splash on JBL in the turnbuckle. Steel climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the head of JBL as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- Steel looks down at JBL and begins biting him in the turnbuckle as the crowd goes crazy. Eugene yells "Stop it! Stop it!" Steel releases the bite and then punches JBL for the 10th time. Steel jumps off the second rope as JBL comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Steel picks JBL up on his shoulders and spins him around in an airplane spin. Both JBL and Steel are dizzy and stunned, but Eugene is especially dizzy from watching the air plane spin. Eugene accidentally throws up right in the face of Steel. Steel is blinded as JBL hits a big boot on Steel. Steel goes down to the mat as JBL hits an elbow drop on Steel. JBL then gets to his feet and runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit an elbow drop. JBL picks up Steel and sets him up for a powerbomb. JBL makes out like he's putting a cigarette out on Steel's back and then lifts him in the air to powerbomb Steel to the mat. JBL then makes the cover for the 1-2- Steel gets his shoulder up. JBL then gets to his feet and signals for the clothesline from hell as Steel slowly gets to his feet. JBL runs at Steel, as Steel ducks the clothesline from hell, as JBL turns around Steel headbutts him in between the legs. JBL is bent over in pain as Steel piledrives JBL to the mat. Both men are down on the mat.
J.R. : George Steel has got to make the tag! Steel has got to tag Snow into this thing!
King : George "the animal" Steel better move faster than that is he wants to make this tag! JBL is already half way to the Million Dollar Man!
J.R. : Both men attempting to make the tag! Steel is right near Snow! JBL tags in Dibiase! STEEL IS RIGHT THERE HE'S GONNA MAKE THE TAG!! JBL just threw that Mine stuffed animal at the back of Eugene's head and now Eugene throwing the animal to the outside of the ring! STEEL GETS THE TAG! AL SNOW IS NOW THE FRESH AND LEGAL MAN IN THIS MATCH!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! EUGENE!! EUGENE DIDN'T SEE THE TAG!! Eugene is forcing Al Snow to go back to the outside of the ring!
M$M stomps away at Steel on the mat. M$M balls up his fist and drops his fist onto the forehead of Steel. M$M picks Steel up and hits a big spinning neckbreaker. M$M runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to drive his knee into the face of Steel. M$M gets to his feet and signals for the million dollar dream. Steel slowly gets to his feet as M$M stands behind him and then locks in the million dollar dream. Steel bites M$M's arm forcing M$M to break the hold. Steel hits an inverted atomic drop. Steel throws a punch at M$M as M$M ducks the punch and locks in the million dollar dream again. This time Steel lifts M$M on his back and drives him into the turnbuckle back first. Snow is at that turnbuckle as Steel makes the tag to Snow. The crowd erupts as M$M comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Snow climbs to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick on M$M. JBL runs in the ring and hits flying shoulder block on Steel. JBL stomps away at Steel on the mat as Eugene tries to get Steel and JBL out of the ring. Meanwhile, Snow grabs head and swings head at M$M. M$M ducks head, causing Snow to accidentally nail Eugene with head. Eugene gets knocked down to the mat as he lays on the mat and favors the back of his head. Eugene is unaware of who hit him. M$M kicks Snow in the stomach and grabs head and smashes Snow in the face with head. M$M holds the manican head in the air and taunts Snow with head. Eugene gets to his feet and turns around to see M$M holding head. Eugene starts pulling his hair and smacking himself as he is beginning to get angry. Eugene spins M$M around and unloads with hard right and left jabs to the face. Eugene winds up and nails M$M with a hard right hand, knocking him to the mat. JBL then runs in the ring as Eugene hits him with a huge rockbottom. The crowd is chanting Eugene's name. M$M slowly gets to his feet as Eugene kicks him in the stomach and hits the stunner on M$M. Snow quickly makes the cover as Eugene counts 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, the JOB Squad!!
J.R. : Well it looks like Eugene has found his true friends in George Steel and Al Snow!! It looks like the Job Squad just gained another member in Eugene!
King : Eugene is a turn coat J.R.! He coast JBL and the Million Dollar Man this match! He can say goodbye to his spot in the Billion Dollar Brotherhood! I'm gonna go get a word with Ted Dibiase right now about this!
It's Not Over
The King grabs a microphone and slides into the ring. As M$M gets to his feet.
King : Ted Debiase, what's your reaction to that turn coat, Eugene!
Million Dollar Man : Eugene!!!! Eugene, it's not over!! You made the biggest mistake of your life! You wanna align yourself with those buffoons Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, then fine! But next week on Destruction, it's gonna be you and me one on one! And your gonna learn the hard way, that every bodies got a price and every bodies gonna pay!
JBL and M$M leave the ring and walk to the back as the camera fads to a commercial.
Survival of the Fittest Commercial : In world of sink or swim, only the strong will survive! (footage of Big Daddy V is shown) Many will enter and lay it all on the line, but only some will have what it takes to survive! (footage of Ric Flair winning the spam Championship is shown) Some will rise to the occasion, while others will fall short of their dreams! (footage of Shawn Michaels defeating Bret Hart is shown) Next month, its all about Survival of the Fittest! Every match will have an elimination stipulation next month on pay per view!
Umaga Vs. Rob Van Dam Vs. Rey Mysterio
Money in the Bank Briefcase
The camera zooms in on Howard Finkel, who is standing in the middle of the ring with the microphone.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is a triple threat match and is for the money in the bank briefcase!
Pyro shoots up as Rey Mysterio comes flying up from the ramp with the money in the bank briefcase in hand. Rey makes his way down the ramp, touching heads with all the fans with Mysterio masks on.
Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring first, the money in the bank briefcase holder, Rey Mysterio!!
Rey slides in the ring and puts the briefcase under the bottom turnbuckle and looks to the entrance way. Rob Van Dam's theme hits as he makes his way down the ramp to a pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, mister pay per view, Rob Van Dam!!
RVD slides under the ropes and stares at the briefcase in the corner of the ring. As Umaga's theme sounds and RVD and Rey both look at Umaga as him and Estrada walk out on the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And their opponent, being led to the ring by Armando Eljandro Estrada, the samoan bulldozer, Umaga!!
Umaga makes his way down the ramp with Estrada by his side as Rey and RVD run at Umaga and hit a double baseball slide on Umaga. Umaga is stunned on the outside of the ring as Rey grabs onto the top rope and jumps over the ropes and onto Umaga to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, as Umaga catches Rey in his arms. RVD then follows suit and jumps over the ropes to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, but Umaga catches him also. Umaga has both RVD and Rey in his arms as he hits a powerslam on both men on the outside. Umaga yells and then slides into the ring as Estrada applauds at ringside. Rey and RVD get to their feet and slide into the ring as the bell sounds. Umaga runs at him as RVD and Rey dropkick Umaga in the knee's knocking him to the mat. Umaga is flat on his face on the mat as Rey and RVD stomp away at Umaga on the mat. RVD and Rey pull Umaga to his feet and whip him into the turnbuckle. Umaga is in the turnbuckle as RVD gets down on his hands and knees and Rey runs at Umaga as Rey and RVD attempt to hit the poetry in motion on Umaga. Umaga catches Rey in the air and dumps him over the rope to the outside of the ring. RVD then runs at Umaga as Umaga comes out of the turnbuckle to hit a huge superkick on RVD. Umaga then hops to the second rope and signals for a big splash, but Rey climbs up the opposite side of the ropes and hops onto Umaga's shoulders. Rey turns around and hits a huge hurricanranna on Umaga, sending him flying off the second rope and across the ring. The crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME!"
King : Umaga just went flying across the ring and made a crash landing in the middle of the ring! I think the whole arena just shook!
J.R. : The samoan bulldozer, just got bulldozed by Mysterio! Mysterio will not go down without a fight!
Rey quickly makes the cover for the 1-2- RVD pulls Rey off Umaga. Rey gets to his feet and goes face to face with RVD. Both men exchange words as they both exchange right hands. Rey and RVD are battling it out in the middle of the ring as Umaga gets to his feet and sneaks up behind both men and grabs both of their heads and slams their heads together. Both men are stunned as RVD stumbles into Umaga's arms as Umaga hits a belly to back suplex on RVD. Umaga then scoop slams Rey onto RVD. Umaga then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Umaga yells and goes for a big splash off the top rope, but both Rey and RVD roll out of the way, causing Umaga to crash and burn on the mat. Rey and RVD quickly get to their feet as Rey spears RVD to the mat and unloads with right hands on RVD on the mat. Umaga gets to his feet and kicks Rey in the back of the head. Umaga pulls Rey up to his feet and hits a hard headbutt to knock Rey to the mat. RVD comes up behind Umaga out of nowhere and hits a huge german suplex. Umaga is down on the mat as RVD runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit the rolling thunder, but Umaga moves out of the way, and RVD lands on his feet. RVD quickly turns around as Umaga hits the samoan spike with all his might out of nowhere. Suddenly, Rey dropkicks Umaga from behind, knocking him on the second rope. Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619 on Umaga. Umaga goes down to the mat as RVD slides to the apron. Rey jumps to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to drop the dime and then makes the pin for the 1-2- RVD hops to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to hit a huge five star frogsplash as RVD and Rey are both laying on top of Umaga, with Umaga's shoulders on the mat for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and new Money in the Bank case holder, Rob Van Dam!!!
King : WOW! What a win for Rob Van Dam, RVD is now money in the bank!! Ya think he'll cash it in tonight J.R.?
J.R. : I think Rey Mysterio also had Umaga pinned. Rey Mysterio was laying on top of Umaga, just as Rob Van Dam was! That was just as much Mysterio's pin on Umaga as it was Rob Van Dam's!
King : Hang on, here comes another referee! The original referee of the match has already raised RVD's hand in victory and RVD has also got the briefcase in his hand! Both referee's are talking over the decision and the music has stopped!
J.R. : Lets get the official ruling from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel : Ladies and gentleman, but referees have decided that both Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam successfully pinned Umaga. Therefore Umaga must return to the locker room area and Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio will know battle one on one for the Money in the Bank briefcase.
The bell sounds to restart the match. Both men quickly lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. RVD ends up putting Rey in a headlock, Rey elbows RVD in the stomach and then whips him into the ropes. RVD comes off the ropes as Rey hits a frankenstiener and pulls RVD's legs forward in a pin for the 1-2- RVD sunset flips Rey over for the 1-2- Rey rolls through and gets to his feet and kicks RVD in the head to hit a standing moonsault for the 1-2- both men get to their feet to a stand off as the crowd cheers on both men. RVD runs at Rey as Rey hits a drop toe hold and quickly puts a crossface on RVD. RVD quickly gets to his feet as Rey still has the crossface locked in, RVD reverses into a senton bomb with Rey on his back. RVD then walks over to the turnbuckle and goes for a split legged moonsault, but Rey moves out of the way. RVD lands on his feet and Rey jumps to his feet as RVD runs at Rey, Rey hits a headscissor on RVD, sending him through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. RVD lands on his feet on the outside of the ring as Rey hops onto the top rope and hits a shooting star press, to take himself and RVD down to the arena floor. Both men are down on the arena floor. Rey gets to his feet and pulls RVD to his feet and attempts to whip RVD into the steel steps, RVD reverses and sends Rey into the steel steps. RVD picks Rey up and rolls him back in the ring. RVD follows closely behind him. RVD grabs the briefcase from under the turnbuckle. As Rey gets to his feet, RVD throws the briefcase at Rey, but Rey ducks and the referee catches the briefcase as RVD hits the vandaminator on the referee. The ref is down and possibly out. Rey quickly goes behind RVD and hits a german suplex. Rey then walks over to the briefcase and picks it up as RVD quickly nips up and hits a vandaminator on Rey. RVD drags Rey over to the ropes, and leans Rey against the ropes in a sitting position on the mat, RVD then grabs the briefcase and steps to the apron. RVD climbs up to the top rope across the ring with the briefcase as the crowd comes to their feet. RVD jumps off the top rope and flies across the ring to hit the vanterminator with the briefcase in his hand. The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! RVD pulls Rey to the middle of the ring and makes the cover, but the referee is knocked out. RVD gets off Rey and walks over to the referee and shakes the referee. RVD has his back to Rey, Rey gets to his feet and hits a running enzuguri on RVD, to knock him across the second rope. Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619. RVD bounces off the ropes and to his feet as he is stunned, Rey hops to the top rope and hits the west coast pop on RVD. The referee rolls over and makes the count 1---2----------3!!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and still Money in the Bank case holder, Rey Mysterio!!!
J.R. : Mysterio has pulled it off again!!! After an emotional rollercoaster of a match, Rey Mysterio has walked away with the briefcase high above his head!
King : Hang on, J.R. this isn't over just yet, RVD just went face to face with Mysterio!
RVD and Rey are nose to nose in the middle of the ring. As the referee comes to the side of them. Rey and RVD lock eyes with each other. RVD smiles and extends his hand to Rey as both men shake hands and hug in the middle of the ring.
J.R. : What a show of sportsmanship from both Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam! Two of the greatest athletes of all times and two of the most respectable men in this industry!
King : I'm about to be sick! But right now, Mean Gean Oakerland is standind by with a special guest who is with us in the audience!
Enjoying The Action
The camera pans into the front row where Mean Gean is standing next to "Ice Man" Chuck Lidell in the front row.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, here in attendance tonight at Temperature Rising is the UFC's "Ice Man" Chuck Lidell! Chuck how have you been enjoying the action so far?
Chuck Lidell : I have been enjoying every minute of the action! It's been an awesome night and an awesome experience to watch the great athletes of the spam compete.
Mean Gean : Chuck, I got ask real quick. In your opinion, who's gonna walk out of here with the spam Championship, Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan!
Chuck Lidell : Definitely, Hulk Hogan! Nobody can go toe to toe with the hulkamaniacs and hulkamania!
Mean Gean : Well Chuck, thank you for being with us, now lets send it up to Howard Finkel for more action!
Sabu Vs. Vader
Stretcher Match
Howard Finkel : The following contest is stretcher match!!!!
An ambulance is driven into the arena and is parked on the ramp. The stretcher is already laying near the ring.
Howard Finkel : The only way to win this match is to put your opponent on the stretcher and wheel your opponent up the ramp and put him in the back of the ambulance. Making his way to the ring first, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying, Sabu!!!
Sabu makes his way out on the ramp and looks to the side of the ramp, to see the stretcher and smiles. Sabu has a steel chair in his hand. Sabu runs down the ramp and launches the chair over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu slides under the ropes and points to the ceiling. Vader's theme hits as Sabu looks to the entrance way.
Howard Finkel : And his oppponent, the man they call Vader!!
Vader makes his way down the ramp. Vader slides under the ropes. The second Vader gets in the ring, Sabu and Vader go nose to nose as the referee rings the bell. Vader unloads with right hands on Sabu. Vader backs Sabu into the ropes and then whips Sabu into the ropes. Sabu comes off the ropes as he ducks a clothesline. Vader turns around as Sabu jumps into his arms and bites him on the head. The crowd pops as Sabu bites Vader in the middle of the ring. Vader is stunned as Sabu picks up a chair and nails Vader in the head with the chair, backing him against the ropes. Sabu then unfolds the chair in the middle of the ring and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hop onto the chair and jump off the chair to clothesline both himself and Vader over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Sabu picks Vader up and whips him into the steel steps, sending the steps flying. Sabu then bends over and pulls the protective ring mats up to expose the hard concrete floor. Sabu then picks Vader up and attempts to suplex Vader on the concrete floor, but Sabu can't get the big man up. Vader reverses and lifts Sabu up and drops him stomach first across the control gate. Vader then throws Howard Finkel off his chair and grabs the steel chair. Vader hops onto the apron with the chair and then runs on the apron to jump off the apron and smash the chair across Sabu's back, sending him flying off the control gate and onto the arena floor. Vader stomps away at Sabu on the arena floor. Vader then pulls Sabu to his feet and rolls him under the ropes but, keeps his head dangling outside the ring. Vader then drives his elbow into Sabu's chest. He then hops to the apron and pulls Sabu to his feet as both men are now standing on the apron. Vader kicks Sabu in the stomach and lifts him in the air in piledrive position, Vader then jumps off the apron to piledrive Sabu off the apron and onto the concrete floor. Sabu crumbles to the ground and clutches his neck in pain. Vader walks over to the stretcher and begins to wheel it over to Sabu. But Vader then pushes the stretcher away and goes under the ring skirt. Vader pulls out a table as the crowd pops. Vader sets the table up at ringside but then looks at the audience and picks the table up. Vader puts the table in the audience with all the fans. Vader has a crazy look in his eye as the crowd is confused about what Vader is up to. Vader taunts the crowd as Sabu runs at Vader, as Vader backbody drops Sabu over the control gate and onto the table in the audience. Vader slides under the ropes and into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Sabu rolls off the table and hops over the control gate. Vader signals that its vader time, as Sabu hops onto the apron and runs up the ropes to hit a huge hurricanranna sending Vader flying off the top rope and into the crowd to smash through the table in the audience.
J.R. : MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD, VADER JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND WENT CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS IN THE AUDIENCE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, VADER MAY BE DEAD!
King : I can't believe what my eye's just saw!!! Did you hear the sound of that table breaking, that table nearly exploded when Vader went through it! Vader is down and maybe out cold on the floor of this arena!!!
J.R. : I HAVE NEVER SEEN VADER FLY LIKE THAT BEFORE!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE DEATH DEFYING SABU!!!
The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! As Sabu hops over the control gate and pulls Vader to his feet. All of the broken pieces of the table are laying on the ground of the arena floor. Sabu throws a lifeless Vader over the conrol gate and back around ringside. Sabu picks Vader up and walks him over to the stretcher and clotheslines Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu grabs the bottom of the stretcher near Vader's feet and begins to pull Vader up the ramp. Sabu gets half way up the ramp, until Vader kicks Sabu in the jaw and rolls off the stretcher. Vader slams Sabu head first into the stretcher, as Sabu lays across half off the stretcher. Vader pushes the stretcher full speed down the ramp causing Sabu and the stretcher to slam into the ring. Vader then pulls Sabu off the stretcher and rolls him into the ring. Vader goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Vader slides the steel chair into the ring. Vader then goes back under the ring for a second time and this time pulls out a big white sack with something in it. Vader begins to pour the content out of the bag, to reveal that it is thumbtacks that he is pouring all over the stretcher. The crowd pops as thousands of thumbtacks cover the stretcher. Vader slides into the ring and grabs the steel chair as Sabu tries to pull himself up on the ropes, Vader smashes Sabu across the back with a steel chair. Sabu is bent over in pain as Vader nails Sabu with a chair shot to the head, knocking him to the mat. Vader then climbs to the top rope and has his back to Sabu who is down on the mat as Vader hits a huge moonsault off the top rope and onto Sabu. Vader then signals its vader time and pulls Sabu up to his feet. Vader grabs Sabu and military presses him high above his head. Vader then walks Sabu over to the ropes and military presses Sabu over the ropes and onto the thumbtack filled stretcher at ringside. Sabu shrikes and screams as the crowd erupts into a spam! spam! spam! chant.
J.R. : SABU! SABU! SABU, HAS JUST BEEN MILITARY PRESS SLAMMED ONTO THAT STRETCHER THAT IS COVERED IN THUMBTACKS!! SABU HAS BECOME A HUMAN PIN CUSHION!!! MY GOD!!!
King : We knew this match was gonna be extreme but I don't think anybody was expecting this!! Sabu is thriving in pain!! Vader is know wheeling that stretcher up the ramp and this should be all right here!!!
Vader pushes the stretcher up the ramp. Vader has pushed the stretcher up to the top of the ramp and is right near the ambulance. Vader grabs onto the doors and pulls the ambulance doors open. Green mist sprays Vader right in the face as Tajiri jumps out of the back of the ambulance to the surprise of the crowd. Vader is totally blinded as Tajiri chops and kicks Vader. Tajiri dropkicks Vader in the knee, knocking him down to the ramp face first. Sabu rolls off the stretcher and rolls off the side of the ramp. Sabu walks backstage as Tajiri stomps away at Vader. Tajiri signals for the Japanese buzzsaw kick as Vader gets to his knees. Tajiri hits the buzzsaw kick, knocking Vader to the edge of the top of the ramp. Sabu comes back with a can of gasoline and matches as the crowd erupts. Sabu walks over to a table that is set up below the ramp and throws gasoline all over the table. Sabu then points to the ceiling and lights a match. Sabu drops the match onto the table to light the table on fire. As Vader slowly gets to his feet near the edge of the ramp right above the flamming table. Tajiri runs at Vader, but Vader ducks and backbody drops Tajiri off the ramp and through the flamming table.A huge cloud of smoke rises as Tajiri rolls around on the floor and screams. The crowd erupts into a HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! chant.
J.R. : SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR TAJIRI!! WHAT ELSE?!!?!? WHAT ELSE CAN THESE TWO THROW AT EACH OTHER!!! SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!
King : We thought we saw it all at Ring of Passion, but this is unbelievable!!! J.R., we need some help out here immediately for Tajiri!! Tajiri appears to seriously be hurt badly after that backbody drop off the ramp and through the flamming table!! We need the trainers out here immediately!!!
Sabu goes to check on Tajiri as trainers and EMT's coming running out to check on Tajiri. Sabu looks up at Vader and walks up the steel steps of the ramp as both men run at each other and excahnge right hands as they battle it out on the ramp. Vader knees Sabu in the stomach and then whips him into the ambulance. Vader then runs at Sabu against the ambulance and hits a big splash on Sabu who is against the ambulance. Sabu crumbles in pain against the ambulance as he is down against the ambulance in a sitting position on the ramp. Vader runs at Sabu and knees him right in the face, Sabu drops to ramp in pain. Vader grabs Sabu by the hair and pulls him to his feet and throws him on the hood of the ambulance. Vader hops onto the ambulance and suplexes Sabu from the hood of the ambulance onto the very top of the ambulance. Vader picks Sabu up and puts him in between his legs and signals for the vaderbomb as the stretcher filled with thumbtacks is below them. Out of nowhere, Sabu reverses and backbody drops Vader off the top of the ambulance and onto the thumbtack filled stretcher below. The crowd is on there feet as Vader lays motionless on the stretcher. Sabu points to the ceiling and runs on top of the ambulance and jumps off to hit an arabian skull crusher on Vader who is down and out on the stretcher. Vader is down and out on the stretcher as Sabu is down on the ramp holding his legs in pain. Sabu grabs onto the stretcher and slowly pulls himself up and walks over to the end of the stretcher and begins to push the stretcher. Sabu pushes the stretcher into the ambulance as the bell sounds and the crowd erupts. The entire crowd is on their feet and giving a standing ovation to both men.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Sabu!!!
J.R. : SABU HAS DONE IT!! SABU HAS PUT VADER IN THAT AMBULANCE AND HAS WON THIS BRUTAL MATCH!!! WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL AND HARDCORE MATCHS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS INDUSTRY!!!
King : Your not kidding J.R., Sabu may have won the match, but im not sure either man is walking away from this one a true winner!! Ought oh wait a minute!!!
The Backlash
The stretcher goes flying through the air and out of the ambulance. Vader comes walking out of the ambulance and kicks the stretcher down the ramp and around ringside. Vader picks the stretcher up and smashes it into the turnuckle over and over again. The wheels go flying off the stretcher as the crowd chants "You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! Vader throws the stretcher to the ground. Vader looks around with a look of insanity on his face. As the crowd continues to chant You Suck! Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Chuck Lidell chanting. Vader walks over and begins talking to him.
Vader : You got a problem?!? Huh?!?! What's your problem?!!?! Who you saying sucks!?!!? This is my territory, who are you to say a damn thing to me?!?!?
Chuck Lidell : I don't want no problem. I just came to enjoy the show.
Vader moves back and then punches Lidell right in the nose. Lidell goes down to the arena floor as blood is gushing out of his nose. Security runs through the crowd as referees run down the ramp and come in between the two. Lidell gets to his feet and is trying to break free and go after Vader.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL!?!? CHUCK LIDELL IS OUR GUEST!! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!!!?!?!
King : What!?!?! Vader may have broken Chuck Lidell's nose!! Lidell is bleeding all over himself from the nose!!! Somebody get Vader out of here!!!
The camera zooms in on J.R. and The King.
J.R. : Things are beginning to calm down out here. One the behalf of the spam, I would like to appologize to Chuck Lidell and the entire UFC. Ahhh, Chuck Lidell was invited here as a guest and in no way shape or form did myself or any other spam employee expect for something like this to happen. And we would all like to appologize for the recent actions of Vader. But right now, Mean Gean is standing by with the spam Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair. Take it away.
The Champ Gears Up For His Match
The camers pans backstage to show Mean Gean and Ric Flair standing side by side.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, I'm standing by with the spam Champion as he gears up for his title defense against the immortal Hulk Hogan. Ric, the first thing I wanna know and everyone want's to know is where did you take Brooke Hogan 2 weeks ago on Destruction?
Ric Flair : Well Mean Gean, lets just say space mountain is still the longest ride with this longest line! Wooo!! Hahaha! But right now, that's not important. What's important is that later on tonight, the nature boy Ric Flair laces up his boots and steps in the ring with the immortal Hulk Hogan!! Two of the biggest names in sports entertainment goin one on one for the richest prize in the game! Hogan, you may be immortal, but there's alot of things your not! Your not a 16 World Heavyweight Champion and more importantly your not the spam Champion. And tongiht, after I get done with ya, you might not even be able to be a spam Superstar anymore!!! Wooooo!!!!
Mean Gean : Well there ya have it, lets send it back to J.R.!
D- Generation X Vs. The Hartfoundation
Shawn Michaels & Triple H w/ Chyna Bret "hit man" Hart & Jim "the anvil" Neidhart w/ Jimmy Hart
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, being led to the ring by the ninth wonder of the world, Chyna, the team of Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-generation X!!
DX's theme hits as the crowd pops. As HHH and HBK come running onto the ramp with Chyna following behind. HBK and HHH throw out their glow sticks to the crowd and then roll into the ring as Chyna follows. Both men stand in the middle of the ring and do their signature crotch chop as green X fireworks explode behind them in the ring. DX's theme shuts off as HHH and HBK stand in the corner of the ring and look on at the entrance way. The Hart Foundation theme sounds as Jimmy Hart runs out with his megaphone and Bret and Anvil follow behind.
Howard Finkel : And their opponents, being led to the ring by "the mouth of the south" Jimmy Hart, the team of Bret "hit man" Hart and Jim "the anvil" Neidhart, The Hartfoundation!!!
Anvil, Bret, and Jimmy slide into the ring. Bret and Anvil take off their coats as Jimmy hops to the outside of the ring. Chyna leaves the ring also as both teams decide who will start the match off. DX decides on HHH as the Hartfoundation decides on Bret. HHH and Bret go face to face in the middle of the ring. Both men talk trash to each other as the bell rings. HHH then backs up and tells Bret to "suck it!" Bret responds with a right hand as HHH responds with a right hand of his own. This leads to Bret and HHH battling it out and exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. HHH knees Bret in the stomach and unloads with right hands, backing Bret into the ropes. HHH then whips Bret into the ropes, as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH scoops him up for a spinebuster, but Bret reverses into a tornado ddt. HHH then rolls to the outside of the ring as Bret stands tall and taunts HHH. The crowd chants "Hart Foundation! Hart Foundation!" Chyna runs over to make sure HHH is ok. HHH slides back into the ring and stares at Bret. Both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Bret breaks the hold by putting HHH in a headlock. HHH backs Bret against the ropes as Bret still has the headlock locked in. HHH throws Bret off him and into the ropes, as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH backbody drops Bret up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. HHH now taunts Bret as the crowd chants "DX! DX!" Bret slides back in the ring as HHH runs over to him and stomps away at Bret on the mat. HHH then pulls Bret up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle chest first with all his might. Bret crashes into the turnbuckle chest first and comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as HHH runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to clothesline Bret ot the mat. HHH then grabs Bret's leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring and locks in a half boston crab on Bret in the middle of the ring. HHH looks at Jimmy Hart with furt and locks the half boston crab in with even more intensity as Bret screams in pian. Bret inches towards the ropes as HHH tries to apply more pressure. Bret reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as the referee counts 1-2-3-4-5 the referee tries to force HHH to break the hold. But HHH will not break the hold until Bret pulls himself up on the ropes and knocks HHH to the mat face first and then rolls over and reverses into the sharpshooter. The crowd pops loudly.
J.R. : LOOK AT THIS BRET HART IN THE EARLY GOINGS!!! This could be it right here!!!! Triple H is all the way on the other side of the ring he has to make it all the way across the ring to the ropes!!!!
King : Oh man, look at the look on Chyna's face!! She can't believe it!!! Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Jimmy Hart is about to give himself a hart attack on that megaphone!!!
HHH is on the complet opposite side of the ring as he raises his hand in the air and is about to tap. HBK steps into the ring and hits the sweet chin music on Bret out of nowhere to break the hold. Bret goes down and out to the mat. Anvil then comes in the ring and clotheslines both himself and HBK over the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. HHH lays his arm across Bret's chest for the 1-2- Jimmy Hart jumps on the apron at the last second and distracts the referee. Chyna then runs around the ring and pulls Jimmy off the apron and nails him with a hard right hand to the head, knocking him to the mat. Jimmy's megaphone and glasses go flying. The referee yells at Chyna as Jimmy gets to his feet and spears Chyna to the arena floor and then unloads with right hands to the head of Chyna on the arena floor. Referee's come running down the ramp and over to the ring to seperate the two. The referee's manage to pull them both off each other as the referee of the match throws out both Jimmy Hart and Chyna. Both leave the ring and make their way to the back as they are enraged. The referee turns around and sees HHH still has Bret pinned for the 1-2- Bret gets his shoulder up. HHH rolls off Bret and begins making his way towards the turnbuckle HBK is at as Bret makes his way towards the turnbuckle that Anvil is at. Bret makes the tag to Anvil as HHH inches closer and closer to HBK as the crowd rallies behind HHH, Anvil pulls HHH to the middle of the ring and hits an elbow drop to the back of HHH. Anvil gets to his feet and stomps away at HHH's back. Anvil pulls HHH to his feet and whips him into the ropes as HHH comes off the ropes, Anvil hits a huge powerslam. Anvil makes the cover for the 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up. Anvil gets to his feet and walks over to HHH's feet and slingshots HHH up and over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Anvil then slides to the outside and pulls HHH to his feet, Anvil goes to whip HHH into the steel steps, but HHH reverses and sends Anvil shoulder first into the steel steps. HHH then moves the steel steps over near the spanish announce table. The crowd comes to the their feet as Anvil gets to his feet and is stunned as HHH grabs him by the head and slams him into the steel steps. HHH walks up the steps to the top of the steel steps as HHH pulls Anvil up to the top of the steel steps also. HHH hooks Anvil for the pedigree on top of the steps with the spanish announce table below. Anvil unhooks his arms and backbody drops HHH off the top of the steel steps and through the spanish announce table.
J.R. : MY GOD!! THE ANVIL JUST BACKBODY DROPED TRIPLE H RIGHT THROUGH THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
King : There may be no winners in this one J.R.!!
J.R. : Two legendary teams giving it their all in an legendary battle their were witnessing right here!!
Anvil picks HHH up and slides him back in the ring. Anvil makes the cover for the 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up at the last second to get a loud pop from the crowd. Anvil picks HHH up and draps him over his shoulder and signals for a running powerslam, shades of the British Bulldog. Anvil goes for the running powerslam, but HHH slides off his back and spins him around to kick him in the stomach and hit the pedigree on Anvil. HHH drops to the mat in fatigue as both Anvil and HHH are down on the mat. Half of the crowd is chanting DX! DX! DX! while the other half chants HART FOUNDATION! HART FOUNDATION! HHH makes his way towards HBK as Anvil makes his way towards Bret. Anvil inches towards Bret as HHH inches towards HBK. Anvil tags in Bret as Bret runs at HHH, but HHH tags in HBK. HBK hops over the ropes and into the ring as Bret goes to punch HBK, HBK ducks the punch and goes for sweet chin music, but Bret ducks and sweeps HBK's legs out from under him. Bret is trying to lock the sharpshooter on HBK, but HBK reverses into a small package for the 1-2- Bret kicks out as both men quickly get to their feet, HBK nails Bret with sweet chin music right on the jaw, knocking him down to the mat. HBK makes the cover on Bret for the 1-2- Anvil jumps in the ring at the last second and breaks up the pin. HHH then runs in the ring and tackles Anvil through the ropes and unloads with hard right hands on Anvil on the arena floor. The referee pops his head through the ropes and yells at HHH and Anvil. HBK gets off Bret to break the pin as Jimmy Hart runs down the ramp with his megaphone. Jimmy rolls in the ring and spins HBK around to nail him in the head with the megaphone. HBK goes down to the mat and is now bleeding from the head as Jimmy Hart slides to the outside of the ring. Bret now draps his arm over HBK's chest as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!!!
Howard Finkel : Here are your winners, the team of Jim "the anvil" Neidhart and Bret "hit man" Hart, the Hart Foundation!!
J.R. : What a match between two great teams!! What a back and forth battle between two all time greats we have witnessed here tonight!!!
King : Yea but at the end of the day, DX were the ones who got outsmarted, by Jimmy Hart, the megaphone, and the Hart Foundation!!!
J.R. : Well Jimmy Hart and the Hart Foundation are celebrating a well deserved victory as Triple H checks on his partner in the ring!!! Wait a minute!! Hold on!! Were being told something is going on in the backstage area! Lets get a camera back their, Mean Gean is standing by!
One Last Attack
The camera pans in on a frantic Mean Gean as he runs down a flight of stairs.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, I just recieved word that someone was pushed down this stiar well. It appears as if this unknown attacker has struck one last time! Oh my God!
The camera pans to the bottom of the stair well to reveal Chyna laying at the bottom of the stair well. EMT's are all around her trying to help her as best they can. Chyna is screaming and crying in pain. Chyna is screaming that she can't move her legs.
Mean Gean : It appears as if someone has pushed Chyna down this stair well and she appears to be seriously hurt. You can here the screams of pain. Chyna does not appear to be moving her legs. We'll have an update for you on Chyna's condition as soon as more information becomes available. Take it away J.R.
The camera pans over to J.R. and The Kings table.
J.R. : Thats some very saddening and shocking footage that we just saw. It appears as though whoever has been making these attacks is here tonight and this appears to be another one of their attacks.
King : Well Shawn Michaels and Triple H just bolted out of this ring and ran to the back to check on Chyna. We hope that she's not seriously injured and hope to see a speedy recovery.
J.R. : It is the moment we have been waiting for. The immortal Hulk Hogan goes toe to toe with the nature boy, Ric Flair for the spam Championship! Let's send it up to Howard Finkel.
The shot fades to the ramp where pyro explodes as the crowd is on their feet screaming and waving their signs.
J.R. : Welcome everyone to spam Temperature Rising!! My God, you can feel the excitement in this arena tonight! There is no telling what is in store for the wrestling world tonight!
King : Well the only thing we can be certain of is that, tonight the newly reunited Hart Foundation will take on D-generation X! Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart with Jimmy Hart in their corner take on Shawn Michaels and Triple H with Chyna in their corner! This match has got classic written all over it!
J.R. : You wanna talk classic, what's gonna happen when the immortal Hulk Hogan gets his hands on the nature boy Ric Flair! After Flair kidnapped his daughter Brooke! Its all on the line in that one, pride, honor, and the spam Championship! And then to cap it off, by the end of the night we will know who has been behind the ongoing attacks in spam!
Goldust Vs. Jeff Hardy
Intercontinental Championship Match
Back lot Brawl
The camera pans to Howard Finkel in the middle of the ring.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Back lot Brawl for the Intercontinental Championship. The rules are as follows. The match will begin in the ring, but will end in the back lot of the arena. The only way to victory is to pin your opponent for the count of three in the back lot of the arena!
Jeff Hardy's theme sounds as the crowd erupts. Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Jeff runs out on stage to a loud pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring, the challenger, Jeff Hardy!!
Jeff runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and then hops onto the second rope and taunts the crowd. The crowd erupts. Jeff jumps off the second rope and then focuses on the entrance way. As the arena turns gold and Goldust's theme sounds. Gold glitter falls from the sky as Goldust comes down the ramp with his gold robe and wig.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, the spam Intercontinental Champion, the bizarre Goldust!
Goldust continues to make his way down the ramp as Jeff runs at the ramp and hits a flying flip dive up and over the top rope onto Goldust. Jeff gets to his feet and stomps away at Goldust on the arena floor. Jeff rips Goldust's belt off and begins violently whipping him on the arena floor with the belt. Jeff throws the belt in the ring and then pulls Goldust up to his feet and rolls him in the ring. The referee calls for the bell to start the match. Jeff slides in the ring along side Goldust. Goldust gets to his feet and attempts to get his robe off as Jeff unloads with kicks to the stomach, backing Goldust against the ropes. Jeff then hits a snapemare takedown on Goldust. He then pulls his robe off and chokes Goldust with his robe on the mat. Jeff then lets go off the robe and grabs the Intercontinental Championship again and is about to whip Goldust with the belt as Goldust quickly rolls to the outside of the ring. Goldust reaches under the ring and appears to have pulled out a wooden directors chair. The referee backs Jeff up as Goldust is laying on the arena floor on top of the folded directors chair. The referee then leans through the ropes to ask Goldust if he is alright. Meanwhile, Jeff runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit senton bomb over the top rope, but Goldust jumps to his feet and smashes the wooden directors chair over Jeff's back in mid air. The wooden chair is completely snapped in half as Jeff lays on the arena floor in serious pain grabbing his back. The crowd chants. spam! spam! spam!
J.R. : Good God, what a sickening shot that was! Goldust just busted that wooden directors chair right over the charismatic enigma's back! Look at the wood chips all over the arena floor!
King : Goldust pulled out the old directors chair! Haven't seen that chair since his days with Marlena! As Michael Cole would say, vintage Goldust, hahaha!
Goldust gets to his feet and stomps away at Jeff's back. Goldust pulls Jeff up to his feet and grabs him by the waist to ram Jeff back first into the control gate. Goldust then chops Jeff across the chest. He then grabs Jeff by the wrist and irish whips him into the steel steps to move the steel steps out of place. Jeff is down in a sitting position against the steel steps in pain as Goldust runs at him knee him right in the face. Jeff slumps to the arena floor. Goldust pulls Jeff to his feet by his hair and then lifts him in the air in suplex position. Goldust holds Jeff up in a suplex position and then drops him stomach first across the steel steps as Jeff's face turns red from getting the wind completely knocked out of him. Goldust then drops to the arena floor and punches Jeff under the jaw knocking him to the arena floor. Jeff is flat on his back in pain. Goldust taunts the crowd as the crowd boos him. Goldust picks up the top part of the steel steps and throws it in the ring. He then picks up the bottom half of the steps and throws it in the ring. Goldust reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Goldust sets the table up outside the ring in front of the ramp. Jeff gets to his feet and nails Goldust with a forearm to the back of the head and slams Goldust head first into the table. Goldust responds with a thumb to the eye. Goldust then pulls Jeff's head back and goes for the curtain call, as Jeff reverses and ends up behind Goldust. Jeff spins Goldust around and kicks him in the stomach and hits the twist of fate out of nowhere on the arena floor. Goldust is down on the arena floor as Jeff pulls Goldust up to his feet and clotheslines him onto the table. Jeff then slides in the ring and puts the steel steps together inside the ring near the ropes. Jeff walks to the other side of the ring and pulls his shirt off as he throws it to the crowd. The crowd is on their feet as they know Jeff has something big planned. Jeff runs at the steel steps and runs up the steps to hit a huge big splash over the ropes and onto Goldust to come crashing down through the table.
J.R. : OH MY GOD! GOOD GOD! JEFF HARDY HAS TAKEN HIMSELF AND GOLDUST RIGHT OUT OF THE MATCH! Jeff Hardy is showing the world why he is know as the risk taker and the dare devil!
King : Neither one of these men may make it out to the back lot! Jeff Hardy and Goldust are both down and maybe out cold after Jeff Hardy ran up those stairs and came crashing down on Goldust through that table on the outside of the ring!
J.R. : That's how much the title means to Jeff Hardy!!
The crowd erupts chanting HARDY! HARDY! HARDY! Jeff slowly gets to his feet first as he gets to his feet and begins to drag Goldust towards the back. Jeff then walks to the back. Goldust is layed out on the arena floor to the side of the ramp as Jeff drives a car into the arena and parks the car near the side of the ramp near Goldust. Jeff gets out of the car with a rope in his hand. Jeff ties Goldust's legs to the bumper of the car and then hops in the driver's seat. As Jeff drags Goldust back stage. Jeff drives the car with Goldust hooked up to the bumper all the way to the back lot of the arena. Jeff then makes the cover for the 1-2- Goldust gets his shoulder up. Goldust sneaks in a low blow as Jeff goes to his knees in pain. Goldust then unties himself from the bumper of the car. Goldust grabs the rope that is attached to the car and chokes Jeff with the rope. Goldust lets go of the rope and then positions Jeff in a sitting position against the side of the car. Goldust then walks away and gets in the driver's seat of a gold limo that is parked in front of a spam tractor trailer. Goldust turns the limo on and drives it full speed ahead at the car the Jeff is sitting against. Goldust jumps out of the driver's seat as Jeff rolls out of the way at the last second causing the gold limo slam right into the car. The limo slams right into the side of the car, busting the windows and leaving the car totaled to get a huge pop from the crowd. Jeff gets to his feet and is enraged as he runs at Goldust and hits lou thesz press on the concrete floor and bangs Goldust's head on the concrete ground. Jeff then unloads with hard right hands to the head of Goldust. Goldust is trying to get to his feet as he is on his hands and knees as Jeff pulls the limo door open to slam it into Goldust's head. Goldust goes back down to the ground. Jeff hops onto the trunk of the limo and then yells as he hits a legdrop off the hood of the limo. Jeff then stands Goldust up against the open door of the limo. He then walks over to the tractor trailer and pulls out a steel chair. Jeff walks back over to Goldust and opens the steel chair near Goldust. Jeff backs up and then runs at the chair and hits a poetry in motion on Goldust to break the limo door right off its hinges. Goldust is down and out on the ground as Jeff taunts and the crowd chants HARDY! HARDY! HARDY! Jeff pulls Goldust to his feet and walks him over to the hood of the car and lays him across the windshield of the limo. Jeff then goes over to the tractor trailer and this time pulls out a ladder. Jeff walks the ladder over to the limo and sets up the 20 ft ladder right near the limo that Goldust is layed out across the windshield of. Jeff begins to climb, until he reaches the top of the ladder. Jeff is standing at the top of the 20 ft ladder and looks down on Goldust and then looks up and yells as he goes for a swanton bomb off the 20 ft ladder. Goldust moves out of the way at the last minute causing Jeff to miss the swanton bomb and land right on the windshield to shatter the windshield into a million pieces as Jeff lays on the limo screaming in pain. Jeff is brutally bleeding from the back as Goldust jumps across him and makes the cover as the referee counts on the hood of the limo, 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, and still spam Intercontinental Champion, Goldust!!!
J.R. : I can't believe it! My God, I don't believe it! Goldust has some how, some way, managed to escape this match with the Intercontinental Championship! Jeff Hardy went for an all or nothing swanton bomb off that 20 foot ladder and ended up coasting himself the match!
King : And the Intercontinental Championship! Hardy went for all or nothing and ended up with nothing! Hahahaha! Goldust retains the title and keeps the gold around his golden waist!
The Arrival
The camera pans to Mean Gean running outside with a microphone.
Mean Gean Oakerland : Ladies and gentleman, I have just been informed that a limo has arrived in our arena. There's no telling who it could be. It may even be the person who has been behind all of these of the past couple of months. The limousine driver is making his way to the back door of the limo now and we are about to see who's inside.
The limo driver opens the door and out walks Brooke Hogan.
Mean Gean Oakerland : Brooke Hogan! Brooke, what happened the night you were kidnapped by Ric Flair?!?! Brooke can we get a word?!?!
Brooke Hogan walks past Oakerland and into the arena without even looking at him.
J.R. : Brooke Hogan is here, the last time we saw her, she was being carried out of the arena by Ric Flair. What is on the mind of Brooke Hogan?
Billion Dollar Brotherhood Vs. JOB Squad
JBL & Million Dollar Man Al Snow & George "the animal" Steele
Special Guest Referee : Eugene
Million Dollar Man's theme sounds as the camera pans to the entrance way. JBL and Million Dollar Man make their way out on the ramp and make their way down the ramp.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making their way to the ring first, the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase and his tag team partner, JBL, The Billion Dollar Brotherhood!!
JBL and M$M make their way into the ring. Both men take off their gear as Al Snow's theme sounds. The crowd pops as Al Snow walks out with Head in his hand and George Steel walks out with Mine in his hand.
Howard Finkel : And their opponent, the team of Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, the JOB Squad!
Snow and Steel come down the ramp and slide into the ring. Snow goes nose to nose with M$M as JBL goes nose to nose with Steel. As Eugene's theme sounds. Eugene comes out on the ramp with a homemade referee shirt.
Howard Finkel : And now making his way to the ring, the special guest referee, Eugene!!
Eugene runs down the ramp pointing at his referee shirt. Eugene walks up the steps and tries to get in the ring as he trips over the second rope and falls. Eugene accidentally signals for the bell in the process of falling face first to the mat. Steel unloads with right hands on JBL as Snow unloads with right hands on M$M. Snow backs M$M against the ropes as Steel backs JBL against the ropes. Steel goes to clothesline JBL over the ropes, but JBL ducks and backbody drops Steel up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Meanwhile, Snow dropkicks M$M, knocking him through the ropes and onto the arena floor. Snow and JBL both turn around and lock eyes with each other. As both men run at each other and lock up in a collar and elbow lock up. JBL breaks the hold by putting Snow in headlock takedown. JBL has got the headlock locked in on the mat. Snow fights to his feet and unloads with elbows to the gut of JBL. JBL bends over in pain as Snow whips JBL into the ropes, as JBL comes off the ropes, Snow hits huge frankenstiener, sending JBL flying across the ring. JBL pulls himself up on the ropes and is stunned as Snow runs at JBL and clotheslines him up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. Snow taunts the crowd as Eugene bites his nails with a worried look on his face. Snow runs into the ropes and then comes off the ropes to hit a suicide dive on JBL through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring.
J.R. : Well the JOB Squad looks to be on top fo their game tonight! All the money in the world may not be enough to buy win tonight for the Billion Dollar Brotherhood!
King : I wouldn't count JBL and Dibiase out of this thing, just yet J.R.!
Snow pulls JBL up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Snow picks JBL up and whips him into the turnbuckle that Steel is at. Snow walks over and unloads with kicks to the stomach. Snow then tags in Steel. Snow whips JBL across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle. Steel steps in the ring as Snow grabs Steel by the wrist and whips him into the same turnbuckle for Steel to hit a big splash on JBL in the turnbuckle. Steel climbs to the second rope and unloads with right hands to the head of JBL as the crowd counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- Steel looks down at JBL and begins biting him in the turnbuckle as the crowd goes crazy. Eugene yells "Stop it! Stop it!" Steel releases the bite and then punches JBL for the 10th time. Steel jumps off the second rope as JBL comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Steel picks JBL up on his shoulders and spins him around in an airplane spin. Both JBL and Steel are dizzy and stunned, but Eugene is especially dizzy from watching the air plane spin. Eugene accidentally throws up right in the face of Steel. Steel is blinded as JBL hits a big boot on Steel. Steel goes down to the mat as JBL hits an elbow drop on Steel. JBL then gets to his feet and runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit an elbow drop. JBL picks up Steel and sets him up for a powerbomb. JBL makes out like he's putting a cigarette out on Steel's back and then lifts him in the air to powerbomb Steel to the mat. JBL then makes the cover for the 1-2- Steel gets his shoulder up. JBL then gets to his feet and signals for the clothesline from hell as Steel slowly gets to his feet. JBL runs at Steel, as Steel ducks the clothesline from hell, as JBL turns around Steel headbutts him in between the legs. JBL is bent over in pain as Steel piledrives JBL to the mat. Both men are down on the mat.
J.R. : George Steel has got to make the tag! Steel has got to tag Snow into this thing!
King : George "the animal" Steel better move faster than that is he wants to make this tag! JBL is already half way to the Million Dollar Man!
J.R. : Both men attempting to make the tag! Steel is right near Snow! JBL tags in Dibiase! STEEL IS RIGHT THERE HE'S GONNA MAKE THE TAG!! JBL just threw that Mine stuffed animal at the back of Eugene's head and now Eugene throwing the animal to the outside of the ring! STEEL GETS THE TAG! AL SNOW IS NOW THE FRESH AND LEGAL MAN IN THIS MATCH!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! EUGENE!! EUGENE DIDN'T SEE THE TAG!! Eugene is forcing Al Snow to go back to the outside of the ring!
M$M stomps away at Steel on the mat. M$M balls up his fist and drops his fist onto the forehead of Steel. M$M picks Steel up and hits a big spinning neckbreaker. M$M runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to drive his knee into the face of Steel. M$M gets to his feet and signals for the million dollar dream. Steel slowly gets to his feet as M$M stands behind him and then locks in the million dollar dream. Steel bites M$M's arm forcing M$M to break the hold. Steel hits an inverted atomic drop. Steel throws a punch at M$M as M$M ducks the punch and locks in the million dollar dream again. This time Steel lifts M$M on his back and drives him into the turnbuckle back first. Snow is at that turnbuckle as Steel makes the tag to Snow. The crowd erupts as M$M comes out of the turnbuckle stunned. Snow climbs to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick on M$M. JBL runs in the ring and hits flying shoulder block on Steel. JBL stomps away at Steel on the mat as Eugene tries to get Steel and JBL out of the ring. Meanwhile, Snow grabs head and swings head at M$M. M$M ducks head, causing Snow to accidentally nail Eugene with head. Eugene gets knocked down to the mat as he lays on the mat and favors the back of his head. Eugene is unaware of who hit him. M$M kicks Snow in the stomach and grabs head and smashes Snow in the face with head. M$M holds the manican head in the air and taunts Snow with head. Eugene gets to his feet and turns around to see M$M holding head. Eugene starts pulling his hair and smacking himself as he is beginning to get angry. Eugene spins M$M around and unloads with hard right and left jabs to the face. Eugene winds up and nails M$M with a hard right hand, knocking him to the mat. JBL then runs in the ring as Eugene hits him with a huge rockbottom. The crowd is chanting Eugene's name. M$M slowly gets to his feet as Eugene kicks him in the stomach and hits the stunner on M$M. Snow quickly makes the cover as Eugene counts 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, the JOB Squad!!
J.R. : Well it looks like Eugene has found his true friends in George Steel and Al Snow!! It looks like the Job Squad just gained another member in Eugene!
King : Eugene is a turn coat J.R.! He coast JBL and the Million Dollar Man this match! He can say goodbye to his spot in the Billion Dollar Brotherhood! I'm gonna go get a word with Ted Dibiase right now about this!
It's Not Over
The King grabs a microphone and slides into the ring. As M$M gets to his feet.
King : Ted Debiase, what's your reaction to that turn coat, Eugene!
Million Dollar Man : Eugene!!!! Eugene, it's not over!! You made the biggest mistake of your life! You wanna align yourself with those buffoons Al Snow and George "the animal" Steel, then fine! But next week on Destruction, it's gonna be you and me one on one! And your gonna learn the hard way, that every bodies got a price and every bodies gonna pay!
JBL and M$M leave the ring and walk to the back as the camera fads to a commercial.
Survival of the Fittest Commercial : In world of sink or swim, only the strong will survive! (footage of Big Daddy V is shown) Many will enter and lay it all on the line, but only some will have what it takes to survive! (footage of Ric Flair winning the spam Championship is shown) Some will rise to the occasion, while others will fall short of their dreams! (footage of Shawn Michaels defeating Bret Hart is shown) Next month, its all about Survival of the Fittest! Every match will have an elimination stipulation next month on pay per view!
Umaga Vs. Rob Van Dam Vs. Rey Mysterio
Money in the Bank Briefcase
The camera zooms in on Howard Finkel, who is standing in the middle of the ring with the microphone.
Howard Finkel : The following contest is a triple threat match and is for the money in the bank briefcase!
Pyro shoots up as Rey Mysterio comes flying up from the ramp with the money in the bank briefcase in hand. Rey makes his way down the ramp, touching heads with all the fans with Mysterio masks on.
Howard Finkel : Making his way to the ring first, the money in the bank briefcase holder, Rey Mysterio!!
Rey slides in the ring and puts the briefcase under the bottom turnbuckle and looks to the entrance way. Rob Van Dam's theme hits as he makes his way down the ramp to a pop from the crowd.
Howard Finkel : And his opponent, mister pay per view, Rob Van Dam!!
RVD slides under the ropes and stares at the briefcase in the corner of the ring. As Umaga's theme sounds and RVD and Rey both look at Umaga as him and Estrada walk out on the ramp.
Howard Finkel : And their opponent, being led to the ring by Armando Eljandro Estrada, the samoan bulldozer, Umaga!!
Umaga makes his way down the ramp with Estrada by his side as Rey and RVD run at Umaga and hit a double baseball slide on Umaga. Umaga is stunned on the outside of the ring as Rey grabs onto the top rope and jumps over the ropes and onto Umaga to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, as Umaga catches Rey in his arms. RVD then follows suit and jumps over the ropes to attempt to hit a crossbody takedown, but Umaga catches him also. Umaga has both RVD and Rey in his arms as he hits a powerslam on both men on the outside. Umaga yells and then slides into the ring as Estrada applauds at ringside. Rey and RVD get to their feet and slide into the ring as the bell sounds. Umaga runs at him as RVD and Rey dropkick Umaga in the knee's knocking him to the mat. Umaga is flat on his face on the mat as Rey and RVD stomp away at Umaga on the mat. RVD and Rey pull Umaga to his feet and whip him into the turnbuckle. Umaga is in the turnbuckle as RVD gets down on his hands and knees and Rey runs at Umaga as Rey and RVD attempt to hit the poetry in motion on Umaga. Umaga catches Rey in the air and dumps him over the rope to the outside of the ring. RVD then runs at Umaga as Umaga comes out of the turnbuckle to hit a huge superkick on RVD. Umaga then hops to the second rope and signals for a big splash, but Rey climbs up the opposite side of the ropes and hops onto Umaga's shoulders. Rey turns around and hits a huge hurricanranna on Umaga, sending him flying off the second rope and across the ring. The crowd chants "THIS IS AWESOME!"
King : Umaga just went flying across the ring and made a crash landing in the middle of the ring! I think the whole arena just shook!
J.R. : The samoan bulldozer, just got bulldozed by Mysterio! Mysterio will not go down without a fight!
Rey quickly makes the cover for the 1-2- RVD pulls Rey off Umaga. Rey gets to his feet and goes face to face with RVD. Both men exchange words as they both exchange right hands. Rey and RVD are battling it out in the middle of the ring as Umaga gets to his feet and sneaks up behind both men and grabs both of their heads and slams their heads together. Both men are stunned as RVD stumbles into Umaga's arms as Umaga hits a belly to back suplex on RVD. Umaga then scoop slams Rey onto RVD. Umaga then steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope. Umaga yells and goes for a big splash off the top rope, but both Rey and RVD roll out of the way, causing Umaga to crash and burn on the mat. Rey and RVD quickly get to their feet as Rey spears RVD to the mat and unloads with right hands on RVD on the mat. Umaga gets to his feet and kicks Rey in the back of the head. Umaga pulls Rey up to his feet and hits a hard headbutt to knock Rey to the mat. RVD comes up behind Umaga out of nowhere and hits a huge german suplex. Umaga is down on the mat as RVD runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to attempt to hit the rolling thunder, but Umaga moves out of the way, and RVD lands on his feet. RVD quickly turns around as Umaga hits the samoan spike with all his might out of nowhere. Suddenly, Rey dropkicks Umaga from behind, knocking him on the second rope. Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619 on Umaga. Umaga goes down to the mat as RVD slides to the apron. Rey jumps to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to drop the dime and then makes the pin for the 1-2- RVD hops to the top rope and jumps off the top rope to hit a huge five star frogsplash as RVD and Rey are both laying on top of Umaga, with Umaga's shoulders on the mat for the 1-2-3!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and new Money in the Bank case holder, Rob Van Dam!!!
King : WOW! What a win for Rob Van Dam, RVD is now money in the bank!! Ya think he'll cash it in tonight J.R.?
J.R. : I think Rey Mysterio also had Umaga pinned. Rey Mysterio was laying on top of Umaga, just as Rob Van Dam was! That was just as much Mysterio's pin on Umaga as it was Rob Van Dam's!
King : Hang on, here comes another referee! The original referee of the match has already raised RVD's hand in victory and RVD has also got the briefcase in his hand! Both referee's are talking over the decision and the music has stopped!
J.R. : Lets get the official ruling from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel : Ladies and gentleman, but referees have decided that both Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam successfully pinned Umaga. Therefore Umaga must return to the locker room area and Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio will know battle one on one for the Money in the Bank briefcase.
The bell sounds to restart the match. Both men quickly lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. RVD ends up putting Rey in a headlock, Rey elbows RVD in the stomach and then whips him into the ropes. RVD comes off the ropes as Rey hits a frankenstiener and pulls RVD's legs forward in a pin for the 1-2- RVD sunset flips Rey over for the 1-2- Rey rolls through and gets to his feet and kicks RVD in the head to hit a standing moonsault for the 1-2- both men get to their feet to a stand off as the crowd cheers on both men. RVD runs at Rey as Rey hits a drop toe hold and quickly puts a crossface on RVD. RVD quickly gets to his feet as Rey still has the crossface locked in, RVD reverses into a senton bomb with Rey on his back. RVD then walks over to the turnbuckle and goes for a split legged moonsault, but Rey moves out of the way. RVD lands on his feet and Rey jumps to his feet as RVD runs at Rey, Rey hits a headscissor on RVD, sending him through the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. RVD lands on his feet on the outside of the ring as Rey hops onto the top rope and hits a shooting star press, to take himself and RVD down to the arena floor. Both men are down on the arena floor. Rey gets to his feet and pulls RVD to his feet and attempts to whip RVD into the steel steps, RVD reverses and sends Rey into the steel steps. RVD picks Rey up and rolls him back in the ring. RVD follows closely behind him. RVD grabs the briefcase from under the turnbuckle. As Rey gets to his feet, RVD throws the briefcase at Rey, but Rey ducks and the referee catches the briefcase as RVD hits the vandaminator on the referee. The ref is down and possibly out. Rey quickly goes behind RVD and hits a german suplex. Rey then walks over to the briefcase and picks it up as RVD quickly nips up and hits a vandaminator on Rey. RVD drags Rey over to the ropes, and leans Rey against the ropes in a sitting position on the mat, RVD then grabs the briefcase and steps to the apron. RVD climbs up to the top rope across the ring with the briefcase as the crowd comes to their feet. RVD jumps off the top rope and flies across the ring to hit the vanterminator with the briefcase in his hand. The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! RVD pulls Rey to the middle of the ring and makes the cover, but the referee is knocked out. RVD gets off Rey and walks over to the referee and shakes the referee. RVD has his back to Rey, Rey gets to his feet and hits a running enzuguri on RVD, to knock him across the second rope. Rey runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to hit the 619. RVD bounces off the ropes and to his feet as he is stunned, Rey hops to the top rope and hits the west coast pop on RVD. The referee rolls over and makes the count 1---2----------3!!
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner and still Money in the Bank case holder, Rey Mysterio!!!
J.R. : Mysterio has pulled it off again!!! After an emotional rollercoaster of a match, Rey Mysterio has walked away with the briefcase high above his head!
King : Hang on, J.R. this isn't over just yet, RVD just went face to face with Mysterio!
RVD and Rey are nose to nose in the middle of the ring. As the referee comes to the side of them. Rey and RVD lock eyes with each other. RVD smiles and extends his hand to Rey as both men shake hands and hug in the middle of the ring.
J.R. : What a show of sportsmanship from both Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam! Two of the greatest athletes of all times and two of the most respectable men in this industry!
King : I'm about to be sick! But right now, Mean Gean Oakerland is standind by with a special guest who is with us in the audience!
Enjoying The Action
The camera pans into the front row where Mean Gean is standing next to "Ice Man" Chuck Lidell in the front row.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, here in attendance tonight at Temperature Rising is the UFC's "Ice Man" Chuck Lidell! Chuck how have you been enjoying the action so far?
Chuck Lidell : I have been enjoying every minute of the action! It's been an awesome night and an awesome experience to watch the great athletes of the spam compete.
Mean Gean : Chuck, I got ask real quick. In your opinion, who's gonna walk out of here with the spam Championship, Ric Flair or Hulk Hogan!
Chuck Lidell : Definitely, Hulk Hogan! Nobody can go toe to toe with the hulkamaniacs and hulkamania!
Mean Gean : Well Chuck, thank you for being with us, now lets send it up to Howard Finkel for more action!
Sabu Vs. Vader
Stretcher Match
Howard Finkel : The following contest is stretcher match!!!!
An ambulance is driven into the arena and is parked on the ramp. The stretcher is already laying near the ring.
Howard Finkel : The only way to win this match is to put your opponent on the stretcher and wheel your opponent up the ramp and put him in the back of the ambulance. Making his way to the ring first, the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal, death defying, Sabu!!!
Sabu makes his way out on the ramp and looks to the side of the ramp, to see the stretcher and smiles. Sabu has a steel chair in his hand. Sabu runs down the ramp and launches the chair over the ropes and into the ring. Sabu slides under the ropes and points to the ceiling. Vader's theme hits as Sabu looks to the entrance way.
Howard Finkel : And his oppponent, the man they call Vader!!
Vader makes his way down the ramp. Vader slides under the ropes. The second Vader gets in the ring, Sabu and Vader go nose to nose as the referee rings the bell. Vader unloads with right hands on Sabu. Vader backs Sabu into the ropes and then whips Sabu into the ropes. Sabu comes off the ropes as he ducks a clothesline. Vader turns around as Sabu jumps into his arms and bites him on the head. The crowd pops as Sabu bites Vader in the middle of the ring. Vader is stunned as Sabu picks up a chair and nails Vader in the head with the chair, backing him against the ropes. Sabu then unfolds the chair in the middle of the ring and runs into the ropes to come off the ropes and hop onto the chair and jump off the chair to clothesline both himself and Vader over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Sabu picks Vader up and whips him into the steel steps, sending the steps flying. Sabu then bends over and pulls the protective ring mats up to expose the hard concrete floor. Sabu then picks Vader up and attempts to suplex Vader on the concrete floor, but Sabu can't get the big man up. Vader reverses and lifts Sabu up and drops him stomach first across the control gate. Vader then throws Howard Finkel off his chair and grabs the steel chair. Vader hops onto the apron with the chair and then runs on the apron to jump off the apron and smash the chair across Sabu's back, sending him flying off the control gate and onto the arena floor. Vader stomps away at Sabu on the arena floor. Vader then pulls Sabu to his feet and rolls him under the ropes but, keeps his head dangling outside the ring. Vader then drives his elbow into Sabu's chest. He then hops to the apron and pulls Sabu to his feet as both men are now standing on the apron. Vader kicks Sabu in the stomach and lifts him in the air in piledrive position, Vader then jumps off the apron to piledrive Sabu off the apron and onto the concrete floor. Sabu crumbles to the ground and clutches his neck in pain. Vader walks over to the stretcher and begins to wheel it over to Sabu. But Vader then pushes the stretcher away and goes under the ring skirt. Vader pulls out a table as the crowd pops. Vader sets the table up at ringside but then looks at the audience and picks the table up. Vader puts the table in the audience with all the fans. Vader has a crazy look in his eye as the crowd is confused about what Vader is up to. Vader taunts the crowd as Sabu runs at Vader, as Vader backbody drops Sabu over the control gate and onto the table in the audience. Vader slides under the ropes and into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Sabu rolls off the table and hops over the control gate. Vader signals that its vader time, as Sabu hops onto the apron and runs up the ropes to hit a huge hurricanranna sending Vader flying off the top rope and into the crowd to smash through the table in the audience.
J.R. : MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD, VADER JUST WENT FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND WENT CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT WAS IN THE AUDIENCE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, VADER MAY BE DEAD!
King : I can't believe what my eye's just saw!!! Did you hear the sound of that table breaking, that table nearly exploded when Vader went through it! Vader is down and maybe out cold on the floor of this arena!!!
J.R. : I HAVE NEVER SEEN VADER FLY LIKE THAT BEFORE!! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE DEATH DEFYING SABU!!!
The crowd chants ECW! ECW! ECW! As Sabu hops over the control gate and pulls Vader to his feet. All of the broken pieces of the table are laying on the ground of the arena floor. Sabu throws a lifeless Vader over the conrol gate and back around ringside. Sabu picks Vader up and walks him over to the stretcher and clotheslines Vader onto the stretcher. Sabu grabs the bottom of the stretcher near Vader's feet and begins to pull Vader up the ramp. Sabu gets half way up the ramp, until Vader kicks Sabu in the jaw and rolls off the stretcher. Vader slams Sabu head first into the stretcher, as Sabu lays across half off the stretcher. Vader pushes the stretcher full speed down the ramp causing Sabu and the stretcher to slam into the ring. Vader then pulls Sabu off the stretcher and rolls him into the ring. Vader goes under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. Vader slides the steel chair into the ring. Vader then goes back under the ring for a second time and this time pulls out a big white sack with something in it. Vader begins to pour the content out of the bag, to reveal that it is thumbtacks that he is pouring all over the stretcher. The crowd pops as thousands of thumbtacks cover the stretcher. Vader slides into the ring and grabs the steel chair as Sabu tries to pull himself up on the ropes, Vader smashes Sabu across the back with a steel chair. Sabu is bent over in pain as Vader nails Sabu with a chair shot to the head, knocking him to the mat. Vader then climbs to the top rope and has his back to Sabu who is down on the mat as Vader hits a huge moonsault off the top rope and onto Sabu. Vader then signals its vader time and pulls Sabu up to his feet. Vader grabs Sabu and military presses him high above his head. Vader then walks Sabu over to the ropes and military presses Sabu over the ropes and onto the thumbtack filled stretcher at ringside. Sabu shrikes and screams as the crowd erupts into a spam! spam! spam! chant.
J.R. : SABU! SABU! SABU, HAS JUST BEEN MILITARY PRESS SLAMMED ONTO THAT STRETCHER THAT IS COVERED IN THUMBTACKS!! SABU HAS BECOME A HUMAN PIN CUSHION!!! MY GOD!!!
King : We knew this match was gonna be extreme but I don't think anybody was expecting this!! Sabu is thriving in pain!! Vader is know wheeling that stretcher up the ramp and this should be all right here!!!
Vader pushes the stretcher up the ramp. Vader has pushed the stretcher up to the top of the ramp and is right near the ambulance. Vader grabs onto the doors and pulls the ambulance doors open. Green mist sprays Vader right in the face as Tajiri jumps out of the back of the ambulance to the surprise of the crowd. Vader is totally blinded as Tajiri chops and kicks Vader. Tajiri dropkicks Vader in the knee, knocking him down to the ramp face first. Sabu rolls off the stretcher and rolls off the side of the ramp. Sabu walks backstage as Tajiri stomps away at Vader. Tajiri signals for the Japanese buzzsaw kick as Vader gets to his knees. Tajiri hits the buzzsaw kick, knocking Vader to the edge of the top of the ramp. Sabu comes back with a can of gasoline and matches as the crowd erupts. Sabu walks over to a table that is set up below the ramp and throws gasoline all over the table. Sabu then points to the ceiling and lights a match. Sabu drops the match onto the table to light the table on fire. As Vader slowly gets to his feet near the edge of the ramp right above the flamming table. Tajiri runs at Vader, but Vader ducks and backbody drops Tajiri off the ramp and through the flamming table.A huge cloud of smoke rises as Tajiri rolls around on the floor and screams. The crowd erupts into a HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! HOLY SH**! chant.
J.R. : SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OUT HERE FOR TAJIRI!! WHAT ELSE?!!?!? WHAT ELSE CAN THESE TWO THROW AT EACH OTHER!!! SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH!! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!
King : We thought we saw it all at Ring of Passion, but this is unbelievable!!! J.R., we need some help out here immediately for Tajiri!! Tajiri appears to seriously be hurt badly after that backbody drop off the ramp and through the flamming table!! We need the trainers out here immediately!!!
Sabu goes to check on Tajiri as trainers and EMT's coming running out to check on Tajiri. Sabu looks up at Vader and walks up the steel steps of the ramp as both men run at each other and excahnge right hands as they battle it out on the ramp. Vader knees Sabu in the stomach and then whips him into the ambulance. Vader then runs at Sabu against the ambulance and hits a big splash on Sabu who is against the ambulance. Sabu crumbles in pain against the ambulance as he is down against the ambulance in a sitting position on the ramp. Vader runs at Sabu and knees him right in the face, Sabu drops to ramp in pain. Vader grabs Sabu by the hair and pulls him to his feet and throws him on the hood of the ambulance. Vader hops onto the ambulance and suplexes Sabu from the hood of the ambulance onto the very top of the ambulance. Vader picks Sabu up and puts him in between his legs and signals for the vaderbomb as the stretcher filled with thumbtacks is below them. Out of nowhere, Sabu reverses and backbody drops Vader off the top of the ambulance and onto the thumbtack filled stretcher below. The crowd is on there feet as Vader lays motionless on the stretcher. Sabu points to the ceiling and runs on top of the ambulance and jumps off to hit an arabian skull crusher on Vader who is down and out on the stretcher. Vader is down and out on the stretcher as Sabu is down on the ramp holding his legs in pain. Sabu grabs onto the stretcher and slowly pulls himself up and walks over to the end of the stretcher and begins to push the stretcher. Sabu pushes the stretcher into the ambulance as the bell sounds and the crowd erupts. The entire crowd is on their feet and giving a standing ovation to both men.
Howard Finkel : Here is your winner, Sabu!!!
J.R. : SABU HAS DONE IT!! SABU HAS PUT VADER IN THAT AMBULANCE AND HAS WON THIS BRUTAL MATCH!!! WE HAVE JUST WITNESSED ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL AND HARDCORE MATCHS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS INDUSTRY!!!
King : Your not kidding J.R., Sabu may have won the match, but im not sure either man is walking away from this one a true winner!! Ought oh wait a minute!!!
The Backlash
The stretcher goes flying through the air and out of the ambulance. Vader comes walking out of the ambulance and kicks the stretcher down the ramp and around ringside. Vader picks the stretcher up and smashes it into the turnuckle over and over again. The wheels go flying off the stretcher as the crowd chants "You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! Vader throws the stretcher to the ground. Vader looks around with a look of insanity on his face. As the crowd continues to chant You Suck! Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Chuck Lidell chanting. Vader walks over and begins talking to him.
Vader : You got a problem?!? Huh?!?! What's your problem?!!?! Who you saying sucks!?!!? This is my territory, who are you to say a damn thing to me?!?!?
Chuck Lidell : I don't want no problem. I just came to enjoy the show.
Vader moves back and then punches Lidell right in the nose. Lidell goes down to the arena floor as blood is gushing out of his nose. Security runs through the crowd as referees run down the ramp and come in between the two. Lidell gets to his feet and is trying to break free and go after Vader.
J.R. : WHAT THE HELL!?!? CHUCK LIDELL IS OUR GUEST!! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!!!?!?!
King : What!?!?! Vader may have broken Chuck Lidell's nose!! Lidell is bleeding all over himself from the nose!!! Somebody get Vader out of here!!!
The camera zooms in on J.R. and The King.
J.R. : Things are beginning to calm down out here. One the behalf of the spam, I would like to appologize to Chuck Lidell and the entire UFC. Ahhh, Chuck Lidell was invited here as a guest and in no way shape or form did myself or any other spam employee expect for something like this to happen. And we would all like to appologize for the recent actions of Vader. But right now, Mean Gean is standing by with the spam Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair. Take it away.
The Champ Gears Up For His Match
The camers pans backstage to show Mean Gean and Ric Flair standing side by side.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, I'm standing by with the spam Champion as he gears up for his title defense against the immortal Hulk Hogan. Ric, the first thing I wanna know and everyone want's to know is where did you take Brooke Hogan 2 weeks ago on Destruction?
Ric Flair : Well Mean Gean, lets just say space mountain is still the longest ride with this longest line! Wooo!! Hahaha! But right now, that's not important. What's important is that later on tonight, the nature boy Ric Flair laces up his boots and steps in the ring with the immortal Hulk Hogan!! Two of the biggest names in sports entertainment goin one on one for the richest prize in the game! Hogan, you may be immortal, but there's alot of things your not! Your not a 16 World Heavyweight Champion and more importantly your not the spam Champion. And tongiht, after I get done with ya, you might not even be able to be a spam Superstar anymore!!! Wooooo!!!!
Mean Gean : Well there ya have it, lets send it back to J.R.!
D- Generation X Vs. The Hartfoundation
Shawn Michaels & Triple H w/ Chyna Bret "hit man" Hart & Jim "the anvil" Neidhart w/ Jimmy Hart
Howard Finkel : The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring first, being led to the ring by the ninth wonder of the world, Chyna, the team of Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D-generation X!!
DX's theme hits as the crowd pops. As HHH and HBK come running onto the ramp with Chyna following behind. HBK and HHH throw out their glow sticks to the crowd and then roll into the ring as Chyna follows. Both men stand in the middle of the ring and do their signature crotch chop as green X fireworks explode behind them in the ring. DX's theme shuts off as HHH and HBK stand in the corner of the ring and look on at the entrance way. The Hart Foundation theme sounds as Jimmy Hart runs out with his megaphone and Bret and Anvil follow behind.
Howard Finkel : And their opponents, being led to the ring by "the mouth of the south" Jimmy Hart, the team of Bret "hit man" Hart and Jim "the anvil" Neidhart, The Hartfoundation!!!
Anvil, Bret, and Jimmy slide into the ring. Bret and Anvil take off their coats as Jimmy hops to the outside of the ring. Chyna leaves the ring also as both teams decide who will start the match off. DX decides on HHH as the Hartfoundation decides on Bret. HHH and Bret go face to face in the middle of the ring. Both men talk trash to each other as the bell rings. HHH then backs up and tells Bret to "suck it!" Bret responds with a right hand as HHH responds with a right hand of his own. This leads to Bret and HHH battling it out and exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. HHH knees Bret in the stomach and unloads with right hands, backing Bret into the ropes. HHH then whips Bret into the ropes, as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH scoops him up for a spinebuster, but Bret reverses into a tornado ddt. HHH then rolls to the outside of the ring as Bret stands tall and taunts HHH. The crowd chants "Hart Foundation! Hart Foundation!" Chyna runs over to make sure HHH is ok. HHH slides back into the ring and stares at Bret. Both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Bret breaks the hold by putting HHH in a headlock. HHH backs Bret against the ropes as Bret still has the headlock locked in. HHH throws Bret off him and into the ropes, as Bret comes off the ropes, HHH backbody drops Bret up and over the top rope and onto the arena floor. HHH now taunts Bret as the crowd chants "DX! DX!" Bret slides back in the ring as HHH runs over to him and stomps away at Bret on the mat. HHH then pulls Bret up to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle chest first with all his might. Bret crashes into the turnbuckle chest first and comes out of the turnbuckle stunned as HHH runs into the ropes and comes off the ropes to clothesline Bret ot the mat. HHH then grabs Bret's leg and pulls him to the middle of the ring and locks in a half boston crab on Bret in the middle of the ring. HHH looks at Jimmy Hart with furt and locks the half boston crab in with even more intensity as Bret screams in pian. Bret inches towards the ropes as HHH tries to apply more pressure. Bret reaches out and grabs the bottom rope as the referee counts 1-2-3-4-5 the referee tries to force HHH to break the hold. But HHH will not break the hold until Bret pulls himself up on the ropes and knocks HHH to the mat face first and then rolls over and reverses into the sharpshooter. The crowd pops loudly.
J.R. : LOOK AT THIS BRET HART IN THE EARLY GOINGS!!! This could be it right here!!!! Triple H is all the way on the other side of the ring he has to make it all the way across the ring to the ropes!!!!
King : Oh man, look at the look on Chyna's face!! She can't believe it!!! Meanwhile on the other side of the ring Jimmy Hart is about to give himself a hart attack on that megaphone!!!
HHH is on the complet opposite side of the ring as he raises his hand in the air and is about to tap. HBK steps into the ring and hits the sweet chin music on Bret out of nowhere to break the hold. Bret goes down and out to the mat. Anvil then comes in the ring and clotheslines both himself and HBK over the ropes and onto the outside of the ring. HHH lays his arm across Bret's chest for the 1-2- Jimmy Hart jumps on the apron at the last second and distracts the referee. Chyna then runs around the ring and pulls Jimmy off the apron and nails him with a hard right hand to the head, knocking him to the mat. Jimmy's megaphone and glasses go flying. The referee yells at Chyna as Jimmy gets to his feet and spears Chyna to the arena floor and then unloads with right hands to the head of Chyna on the arena floor. Referee's come running down the ramp and over to the ring to seperate the two. The referee's manage to pull them both off each other as the referee of the match throws out both Jimmy Hart and Chyna. Both leave the ring and make their way to the back as they are enraged. The referee turns around and sees HHH still has Bret pinned for the 1-2- Bret gets his shoulder up. HHH rolls off Bret and begins making his way towards the turnbuckle HBK is at as Bret makes his way towards the turnbuckle that Anvil is at. Bret makes the tag to Anvil as HHH inches closer and closer to HBK as the crowd rallies behind HHH, Anvil pulls HHH to the middle of the ring and hits an elbow drop to the back of HHH. Anvil gets to his feet and stomps away at HHH's back. Anvil pulls HHH to his feet and whips him into the ropes as HHH comes off the ropes, Anvil hits a huge powerslam. Anvil makes the cover for the 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up. Anvil gets to his feet and walks over to HHH's feet and slingshots HHH up and over the ropes and onto the arena floor. Anvil then slides to the outside and pulls HHH to his feet, Anvil goes to whip HHH into the steel steps, but HHH reverses and sends Anvil shoulder first into the steel steps. HHH then moves the steel steps over near the spanish announce table. The crowd comes to the their feet as Anvil gets to his feet and is stunned as HHH grabs him by the head and slams him into the steel steps. HHH walks up the steps to the top of the steel steps as HHH pulls Anvil up to the top of the steel steps also. HHH hooks Anvil for the pedigree on top of the steps with the spanish announce table below. Anvil unhooks his arms and backbody drops HHH off the top of the steel steps and through the spanish announce table.
J.R. : MY GOD!! THE ANVIL JUST BACKBODY DROPED TRIPLE H RIGHT THROUGH THAT SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
King : There may be no winners in this one J.R.!!
J.R. : Two legendary teams giving it their all in an legendary battle their were witnessing right here!!
Anvil picks HHH up and slides him back in the ring. Anvil makes the cover for the 1-2- HHH gets his shoulder up at the last second to get a loud pop from the crowd. Anvil picks HHH up and draps him over his shoulder and signals for a running powerslam, shades of the British Bulldog. Anvil goes for the running powerslam, but HHH slides off his back and spins him around to kick him in the stomach and hit the pedigree on Anvil. HHH drops to the mat in fatigue as both Anvil and HHH are down on the mat. Half of the crowd is chanting DX! DX! DX! while the other half chants HART FOUNDATION! HART FOUNDATION! HHH makes his way towards HBK as Anvil makes his way towards Bret. Anvil inches towards Bret as HHH inches towards HBK. Anvil tags in Bret as Bret runs at HHH, but HHH tags in HBK. HBK hops over the ropes and into the ring as Bret goes to punch HBK, HBK ducks the punch and goes for sweet chin music, but Bret ducks and sweeps HBK's legs out from under him. Bret is trying to lock the sharpshooter on HBK, but HBK reverses into a small package for the 1-2- Bret kicks out as both men quickly get to their feet, HBK nails Bret with sweet chin music right on the jaw, knocking him down to the mat. HBK makes the cover on Bret for the 1-2- Anvil jumps in the ring at the last second and breaks up the pin. HHH then runs in the ring and tackles Anvil through the ropes and unloads with hard right hands on Anvil on the arena floor. The referee pops his head through the ropes and yells at HHH and Anvil. HBK gets off Bret to break the pin as Jimmy Hart runs down the ramp with his megaphone. Jimmy rolls in the ring and spins HBK around to nail him in the head with the megaphone. HBK goes down to the mat and is now bleeding from the head as Jimmy Hart slides to the outside of the ring. Bret now draps his arm over HBK's chest as the referee makes the count 1-2-3!!!
Howard Finkel : Here are your winners, the team of Jim "the anvil" Neidhart and Bret "hit man" Hart, the Hart Foundation!!
J.R. : What a match between two great teams!! What a back and forth battle between two all time greats we have witnessed here tonight!!!
King : Yea but at the end of the day, DX were the ones who got outsmarted, by Jimmy Hart, the megaphone, and the Hart Foundation!!!
J.R. : Well Jimmy Hart and the Hart Foundation are celebrating a well deserved victory as Triple H checks on his partner in the ring!!! Wait a minute!! Hold on!! Were being told something is going on in the backstage area! Lets get a camera back their, Mean Gean is standing by!
One Last Attack
The camera pans in on a frantic Mean Gean as he runs down a flight of stairs.
Mean Gean : Ladies and gentleman, I just recieved word that someone was pushed down this stiar well. It appears as if this unknown attacker has struck one last time! Oh my God!
The camera pans to the bottom of the stair well to reveal Chyna laying at the bottom of the stair well. EMT's are all around her trying to help her as best they can. Chyna is screaming and crying in pain. Chyna is screaming that she can't move her legs.
Mean Gean : It appears as if someone has pushed Chyna down this stair well and she appears to be seriously hurt. You can here the screams of pain. Chyna does not appear to be moving her legs. We'll have an update for you on Chyna's condition as soon as more information becomes available. Take it away J.R.
The camera pans over to J.R. and The Kings table.
J.R. : Thats some very saddening and shocking footage that we just saw. It appears as though whoever has been making these attacks is here tonight and this appears to be another one of their attacks.
King : Well Shawn Michaels and Triple H just bolted out of this ring and ran to the back to check on Chyna. We hope that she's not seriously injured and hope to see a speedy recovery.
J.R. : It is the moment we have been waiting for. The immortal Hulk Hogan goes toe to toe with the nature boy, Ric Flair for the spam Championship! Let's send it up to Howard Finkel.
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