Post by slappy on Mar 8, 2010 2:16:22 GMT -5
Jim Ross: Welcome to the Norfolk Scope in Norfolk, Virginia. It is our first time in Virginia since WCW started up again and it's been a pleasure to be here.
Jesse Ventura: A pleasure? I can't wait to get out of this God forsaken city. I hate this mudhole of a city. I'm leaving tonight after the PPV and you can't make me stay.
Jim Ross: You can say what you want about this fine city, but the people sure won't welcome you with open arms.
Jesse Ventura: Good, I don't want these toothless freaks welcoming me here, I just want to finish this event and get the hell out of dodge.
Jim Ross: Well then can you be quiet so we can get this event under way?
Jesse Ventura: If me being quiet gets me out of here faster, when then consider it done.
Jim Ross: Remember the first fall is to decide the United States Champion and Terry Gordy won the right for his team to start first and to pick who starts first with them. So, let's send it up to Gary Michael Cappetta to introduce the participants in the match.
GMC: Weighing in at a combined 775 pounds, the team of Lex Luger, Ron Simmons and Terry Funk. Next up, weighing in at a combined 862 pounds, the team of Dusty Rhodes, Big Boss Man and Harley Race. Coming down the aisle at a combined 764 pounds, John Bradshaw Layfield, Rick Martel and Vince McMahon. The next participants, weighing in at a combined 788 pounds, Arn Anderson, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams and Paul Orndorff, the Trinity of Divinity. Coming down the aisle, weighing a combined 808 pounds, Michael "PS" Hayes, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy and Buddy Roberts, the Fabulous Freebirds. And finally, weighing in at a combined 680 pounds, Dean Malenko, Tully Blanchard and the World Heavyweight champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, they are the Horsemen.
Lex Luger, Ron Simmons and Terry Funk vs Dusty Rhodes, Big Boss Man and Harley Race vs JBL, Rick Martel and Vince McMahon vs the Trinity of Divinity vs the Fabulous Freebirds vs the Horsemen
The match started with Terry Gordy and Vince McMahon, which was as one sided as you'd expect. Gordy dominated and when Vince tried making the tag to his team mates, they backed away not wanting to get in the ring with the beast Terry Gordy. What Vince forgot was you could tag in any man in the match. Gordy continued to dominate until he finally hit a powerbomb and pinned Vince and got a two when Paul Orndorff, the US champ made the save, not wanting to lose his title. He dragged Vince to his corner and was going to tag him when Gordy attacked him. The other members of Orndorff's team got in to help him but the Freebirds were right there helping Gordy. The freebirds got the Divinity out of the ring and Gordy gave McMahon another powerbomb and this time got the 3 count.
New United States Champion - Terry Gordy.
Eliminated - Vince McMahon.
With Gordy still in the ring, Paul Orndorff climbed in to start the next fall. Orndorff put up an impressive offense, but in the end it was no match for Terry Gordy's powerbomb.
Eliminated - Paul Orndorff
Gordy tagged in Michael Hayes who got to go up against Harley Race, who did not quite get in nearly as many moves as he had hoped for. With Buddy Roberts distracting the ref, Terry Gordy got in and helped Michael Hayes take out Race. Gordy got out of the ring and Roberts stopped distracting the ref and he turned around and counted the 3 for Hayes.
Eliminated - Harley Race
Hayes tagged in Dusty Rhodes who had to compete with Tully Blanchard. Dusty hit Tully with 3 dreaded elbow's to the head and then a final elbow drop to the chest when Tully was on the ground. Dusty grabbed Tully's legs when he covered him and got the three.
Eliminated - Tully Blanchard
Flair was irate that his team member was eliminated. He decided that he was going to get in and take Dusty Rhodes out for taking Tully out. 8 minutes went by and the two went back and forth and Ric was finally able to apply the figure four and Dusty tapped out.
Eliminated - Dusty Rhodes
Terry Gordy decided that he wanted to take on Flair next so he went in. While Malenko distracted the ref, Ric hit a low blow on Gordy and rolled him up and held the tights and the ref counted the three.
Eliminated - Terry Gordy
Gordy rolled out of the ring and proclaimed that Flair held the tights and the match should be restarted and he should be allowed back in to fight Flair in a fair contest. Flair laughed and said that the ref's decision was final, which he was right about.
Flair tagged in Rick Martel. Lex Luger decided he'd be the one to take on Martel and after a few minutes he locked in the torture rack and forced Martel to submit.
Eliminated - Rick Martel
JBL got in the ring and Luger racked up him and JBL tapped out causing his entire team to now be gone from the match.
Eliminated - JBL
Luger tagged in Buddy Roberts and Arn Anderson got in the ring. After Roberts started off well one wrong move and Anderson spine bustered Roberts in the middle of the ring. He pinned him and got the three.
Eliminated - Buddy Roberts
Dean Malenko was the next to enter and the next to fall to Arn Anderson's spine buster.
Eliminated - Dean Malenko
Ron Simmons now entered and though he put up a valiant effort, he got spine bustered for his troubles and eliminated from the match.
Eliminated - Ron Simmons
Dr. Death tagged Arn Anderson's back to get himself into the match. Boss Man entered next and almost won, but only got a two. As he ran to the ropes, Anderson clubbed him across the back with a forearm. When he turned back around, Williams kicked him in the gut and lifted him up and slammed him down with a Doctor Bomb and got the three count.
Eliminated - Big Boss Man
Ric Flair entered next to take on Dr. Death, but a second later he walked over and slapped Arn Anderson on the shoulder causing the ref to say it was a tag. Anderson and Williams, even though they were on the same team, they were both tagged into the match and they had to compete against each other.
When Williams raised Anderson up for the Doctor Bomb, Anderson slipped out and pushed Williams to the ropes and grabbed him and gave him a spine buster. He covered him and got the three.
Eliminated - Steve Williams
Terry funk is next up and his fate is the same as a few of the other guys, eliminated thanks to Arn Anderson's spine buster.
Eliminated - Terry Funk
Luger was up next and he eventually got Arn Anderson in the torture rack. Arn was about to give up when Flair hit the ring and nailed Luger's knee. Anderson laid on the ground and Luger was in pain, Flair kept hitting his knee. Flair applies the figure four and Anderson gets up and puts the boots to Luger. Luger screams in pain and Anderson gets Flair to let up. Flair releases the hold and Arn pulls Luger to the middle of the ring and applies the figure four. Luger screams again and taps.
Eliminated - Lex Luger
Flair, still in the ring, gets up behind Anderson after he gets up from winning the fall. He rolls up Arn and gets the three.
Eliminated - Arn Anderson
It is now down to the final two, Ric Flair and Michael Hayes. Hates gets in and starts off in one corner and Flair starts in another. The two then charge each other and lock up. Hayes gets the advantage and grabs Flair's arm and twists it. He then hip tosses Flair. He goes to drop a knee a la Ric Flair, but Flair moves out of the way. He goes to the top rope, but Hayes catches him and throws him off. Hayes then finally hits the knee drop. He WOOOO's and grabs Flair's legs. He grabs Flair's legs and puts him in a figure four. Flair screams and Hayes wretches on it. Flair tries and tries to turn it over and he finally does. Hayes then lets out of a scream of his own and Flair breaks the hold. Flair grabs Hayes' leg and brings it up and slams it down to the mat, he does this a few more times and then goes to put his boot over Hayes' eyes and twists his boot, scraping Hayes' eyes. He then goes off the ropes and hits a knee drop. Flair pulls up Hayes and hits him with a DDT. He then grabs Hayes' legs and applies the figure four, which Hayes is passed out from the DDT so he does not feel the figure four. He is out and his shoulders are on the mat. The ref counts the three and Flair gets the victory.
Eliminated - Michael Hayes
Winner and still World Heavyweight Champion - Ric Flair
Jesse Ventura He conquered them all, he did it, he said he'd do it. Flair wins, Flair wins.
Jim Ross He certainly did and I'm sure we will not hear the end of it on Nitro. For Jesse Ventura, I'm Jim Ross, good night.
Jesse Ventura: A pleasure? I can't wait to get out of this God forsaken city. I hate this mudhole of a city. I'm leaving tonight after the PPV and you can't make me stay.
Jim Ross: You can say what you want about this fine city, but the people sure won't welcome you with open arms.
Jesse Ventura: Good, I don't want these toothless freaks welcoming me here, I just want to finish this event and get the hell out of dodge.
Jim Ross: Well then can you be quiet so we can get this event under way?
Jesse Ventura: If me being quiet gets me out of here faster, when then consider it done.
Jim Ross: Remember the first fall is to decide the United States Champion and Terry Gordy won the right for his team to start first and to pick who starts first with them. So, let's send it up to Gary Michael Cappetta to introduce the participants in the match.
GMC: Weighing in at a combined 775 pounds, the team of Lex Luger, Ron Simmons and Terry Funk. Next up, weighing in at a combined 862 pounds, the team of Dusty Rhodes, Big Boss Man and Harley Race. Coming down the aisle at a combined 764 pounds, John Bradshaw Layfield, Rick Martel and Vince McMahon. The next participants, weighing in at a combined 788 pounds, Arn Anderson, "Dr. Death" Steve Williams and Paul Orndorff, the Trinity of Divinity. Coming down the aisle, weighing a combined 808 pounds, Michael "PS" Hayes, Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy and Buddy Roberts, the Fabulous Freebirds. And finally, weighing in at a combined 680 pounds, Dean Malenko, Tully Blanchard and the World Heavyweight champion, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, they are the Horsemen.
Lex Luger, Ron Simmons and Terry Funk vs Dusty Rhodes, Big Boss Man and Harley Race vs JBL, Rick Martel and Vince McMahon vs the Trinity of Divinity vs the Fabulous Freebirds vs the Horsemen
The match started with Terry Gordy and Vince McMahon, which was as one sided as you'd expect. Gordy dominated and when Vince tried making the tag to his team mates, they backed away not wanting to get in the ring with the beast Terry Gordy. What Vince forgot was you could tag in any man in the match. Gordy continued to dominate until he finally hit a powerbomb and pinned Vince and got a two when Paul Orndorff, the US champ made the save, not wanting to lose his title. He dragged Vince to his corner and was going to tag him when Gordy attacked him. The other members of Orndorff's team got in to help him but the Freebirds were right there helping Gordy. The freebirds got the Divinity out of the ring and Gordy gave McMahon another powerbomb and this time got the 3 count.
New United States Champion - Terry Gordy.
Eliminated - Vince McMahon.
With Gordy still in the ring, Paul Orndorff climbed in to start the next fall. Orndorff put up an impressive offense, but in the end it was no match for Terry Gordy's powerbomb.
Eliminated - Paul Orndorff
Gordy tagged in Michael Hayes who got to go up against Harley Race, who did not quite get in nearly as many moves as he had hoped for. With Buddy Roberts distracting the ref, Terry Gordy got in and helped Michael Hayes take out Race. Gordy got out of the ring and Roberts stopped distracting the ref and he turned around and counted the 3 for Hayes.
Eliminated - Harley Race
Hayes tagged in Dusty Rhodes who had to compete with Tully Blanchard. Dusty hit Tully with 3 dreaded elbow's to the head and then a final elbow drop to the chest when Tully was on the ground. Dusty grabbed Tully's legs when he covered him and got the three.
Eliminated - Tully Blanchard
Flair was irate that his team member was eliminated. He decided that he was going to get in and take Dusty Rhodes out for taking Tully out. 8 minutes went by and the two went back and forth and Ric was finally able to apply the figure four and Dusty tapped out.
Eliminated - Dusty Rhodes
Terry Gordy decided that he wanted to take on Flair next so he went in. While Malenko distracted the ref, Ric hit a low blow on Gordy and rolled him up and held the tights and the ref counted the three.
Eliminated - Terry Gordy
Gordy rolled out of the ring and proclaimed that Flair held the tights and the match should be restarted and he should be allowed back in to fight Flair in a fair contest. Flair laughed and said that the ref's decision was final, which he was right about.
Flair tagged in Rick Martel. Lex Luger decided he'd be the one to take on Martel and after a few minutes he locked in the torture rack and forced Martel to submit.
Eliminated - Rick Martel
JBL got in the ring and Luger racked up him and JBL tapped out causing his entire team to now be gone from the match.
Eliminated - JBL
Luger tagged in Buddy Roberts and Arn Anderson got in the ring. After Roberts started off well one wrong move and Anderson spine bustered Roberts in the middle of the ring. He pinned him and got the three.
Eliminated - Buddy Roberts
Dean Malenko was the next to enter and the next to fall to Arn Anderson's spine buster.
Eliminated - Dean Malenko
Ron Simmons now entered and though he put up a valiant effort, he got spine bustered for his troubles and eliminated from the match.
Eliminated - Ron Simmons
Dr. Death tagged Arn Anderson's back to get himself into the match. Boss Man entered next and almost won, but only got a two. As he ran to the ropes, Anderson clubbed him across the back with a forearm. When he turned back around, Williams kicked him in the gut and lifted him up and slammed him down with a Doctor Bomb and got the three count.
Eliminated - Big Boss Man
Ric Flair entered next to take on Dr. Death, but a second later he walked over and slapped Arn Anderson on the shoulder causing the ref to say it was a tag. Anderson and Williams, even though they were on the same team, they were both tagged into the match and they had to compete against each other.
When Williams raised Anderson up for the Doctor Bomb, Anderson slipped out and pushed Williams to the ropes and grabbed him and gave him a spine buster. He covered him and got the three.
Eliminated - Steve Williams
Terry funk is next up and his fate is the same as a few of the other guys, eliminated thanks to Arn Anderson's spine buster.
Eliminated - Terry Funk
Luger was up next and he eventually got Arn Anderson in the torture rack. Arn was about to give up when Flair hit the ring and nailed Luger's knee. Anderson laid on the ground and Luger was in pain, Flair kept hitting his knee. Flair applies the figure four and Anderson gets up and puts the boots to Luger. Luger screams in pain and Anderson gets Flair to let up. Flair releases the hold and Arn pulls Luger to the middle of the ring and applies the figure four. Luger screams again and taps.
Eliminated - Lex Luger
Flair, still in the ring, gets up behind Anderson after he gets up from winning the fall. He rolls up Arn and gets the three.
Eliminated - Arn Anderson
It is now down to the final two, Ric Flair and Michael Hayes. Hates gets in and starts off in one corner and Flair starts in another. The two then charge each other and lock up. Hayes gets the advantage and grabs Flair's arm and twists it. He then hip tosses Flair. He goes to drop a knee a la Ric Flair, but Flair moves out of the way. He goes to the top rope, but Hayes catches him and throws him off. Hayes then finally hits the knee drop. He WOOOO's and grabs Flair's legs. He grabs Flair's legs and puts him in a figure four. Flair screams and Hayes wretches on it. Flair tries and tries to turn it over and he finally does. Hayes then lets out of a scream of his own and Flair breaks the hold. Flair grabs Hayes' leg and brings it up and slams it down to the mat, he does this a few more times and then goes to put his boot over Hayes' eyes and twists his boot, scraping Hayes' eyes. He then goes off the ropes and hits a knee drop. Flair pulls up Hayes and hits him with a DDT. He then grabs Hayes' legs and applies the figure four, which Hayes is passed out from the DDT so he does not feel the figure four. He is out and his shoulders are on the mat. The ref counts the three and Flair gets the victory.
Eliminated - Michael Hayes
Winner and still World Heavyweight Champion - Ric Flair
Jesse Ventura He conquered them all, he did it, he said he'd do it. Flair wins, Flair wins.
Jim Ross He certainly did and I'm sure we will not hear the end of it on Nitro. For Jesse Ventura, I'm Jim Ross, good night.