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Post by Noza on Aug 6, 2010 12:19:06 GMT -5
It will be funny if someone gives this an average review (from this website). They will just be attacked by everyone in this thread. Hopefully, I like it.
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Post by Patrick Bateman on Aug 6, 2010 12:46:15 GMT -5
^ I wish Van Damme was in it but whatever. It still looks good. Van Damme is a 'serious' actor now... LOOOOOOOL |
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Post by The Sexy Psychotic on Aug 6, 2010 13:47:43 GMT -5
Don't take your woman to see this movie with you, unless you want her to leave the theatre with a 13" penis.   |
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Post by T R W on Aug 6, 2010 14:45:36 GMT -5
Honestly, your woman would make pre-surgery Chyna look like Angelina Jolie if you take her to see this movie.
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Post by T R W on Aug 6, 2010 15:03:09 GMT -5
It will be funny if someone gives this an average review (from this website). They will just be attacked by everyone in this thread. Hopefully, I like it. We would be the least of their worries. Being shot in the face with 1,000 flaming arrows by Sly should be their primary concern.. |
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Post by Edgeman05 on Aug 6, 2010 16:37:48 GMT -5
The trailer for the Expendables is available for download on the PSN in HD. It gets me more pumped! Thursday night cant come soon enough.
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Post by T R W on Aug 7, 2010 7:11:56 GMT -5
The trailer for the Expendables is available for download on the PSN in HD. It gets me more pumped! Thursday night cant come soon enough. It's the only time in history that coming early is a manly thing. |
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Post by slappy on Aug 7, 2010 21:32:41 GMT -5
They are definitely lavender. They all live in mamby pamby land. |
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Post by carly1988 on Aug 7, 2010 21:45:58 GMT -5
Im planning on seeing this at 4pm......and 7:15........and 9:45.......Yes, In one night.
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Post by T R W on Aug 9, 2010 9:31:24 GMT -5
I actually plan on building a time machine out of bacon so I can go back in time and watch it repeatedly for the first showing in every theatre.
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Post by K5 on Aug 9, 2010 21:06:10 GMT -5
This is the manliest movie of all time. When this movie premiers the women at the concession should be scantily clad and they should also serve beer. Scantily clad? No, they should not wear a thing. And there should be stripper poles. The beer must also be Dos Equis since we are being manly. on a side note, i stole a lifesize cardboard cut out of that guy today. |
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Post by T R W on Aug 10, 2010 20:30:36 GMT -5
THe only reason he wasn't in the movie, was to keep everyone's heads from exploding at the same time.
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Post by BigShab421 on Aug 10, 2010 20:42:24 GMT -5
This is easily THEE single greatest thread in the hsitory of WF
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Post by Drdoom on Aug 10, 2010 23:25:01 GMT -5
I think im going to dive out of an exploding tiger who was shot into the air by giant tanks in the middle of a biker bar which has just burst into flames just to expierence what this movie will make me feel like when I watch it.
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Post by slappy on Aug 12, 2010 1:06:12 GMT -5
You know, with how much ass kicking all these guys can do, this movie should only be like 5-10 minutes long. It won't take them that long to kill everyone.
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Post by Alpha Q Up on Aug 12, 2010 1:44:22 GMT -5
LOL@Every TRW post on this thread..Just keep em coming.
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Post by HoganBai on Aug 12, 2010 9:44:27 GMT -5
I'm so pumped for seeing the first 30 seconds in less then 24 hours time! First showing as well!
Why only 30 seconds though? Because I'm expecting to spontaneously combust from rugged testosterone flowing from the screen.
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Post by T R W on Aug 12, 2010 9:57:38 GMT -5
Eat Pray Love being released is actually a test. If you are a man, and you are in that theatre instead of seeing The Expendables, a giant spike covered in poop is going to shoot through the bottom of your seat, and out the top of your head. Then you will catch on fire, and explode into meatball size chunks which will be eaten by hundreds of gerbils, which will then be put inside Perez Hilton's anus.
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Post by BigShab421 on Aug 12, 2010 10:15:41 GMT -5
If you see Eat Pray Love or Scott Pilgrim, the theater's ushers will slice your throat where you sit.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2010 12:31:12 GMT -5
Are the rumors that this movie cures cancer true?
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