Theres this underground rap group called DLRN. They are pretty new and I'm sure no one has heard of them. They have a song called "Trill Cosby", and I figured I'd type up one of the verses, because one of the rappers just FILLS IT with wrestling references... I'm a big fan of rap (All kinds, from Kanye to Common to Khalifa to Wu-Tang to Little Brother etc.) and wrestling references always win me over.
Lyrics (2nd Verse, at about 1:12):
Good golly, the flow is so f***ing Bob Holly
Acid drop me, I got reach like Khali
Sharper than Razor Ramon, I Edge probably
Vader Bomb your colleagues for looking at me salty
Yeah, 'cuz I'm the best that ever did it, Sharpshoot the critics.
Ya'll sideshow like, the models and the midgets.
I'm the main event, yelling "who's house is it?"
Luchador the flow, yeah, defy physics.
Rumble with my cli-dick (click) and like,
D-X you can suck my di-dick.
It's, a Rude Awakening, rockin' like Thi-dis (This)
'Cuz you don't want no Swanton Bomb, bustin' out your rib-is (ribs).
Nah. So don't be Stone Cold Stunned
'Cuz unless I hit Rock Bottom, I ain't done naaah.
Before the ref counts three,
Everybody throw your hands up just like me.
What 'chu sayin' now?
There's plenty more.
"Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp"
from Lark On My Go-Kart by Asher Roth
"The cycle is Shawn Michaels, (Heartbeaker) yeah I like you
But not enough to wife you"
from Be By Myself by Asher Roth
"I feel a Ric Flair comin' on can I hear it? (WHOOOO)
The Nature Boys in the buildin' tonight"
from Roth Boys by Asher Roth
"Clothesline the beat, Ted DiBiase flow"
from All My Life by Lil' Wayne & Jay Rock
"Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear.
Prepare to get hurt, and mangled like Kurt Angle, rookie year."
from Great Day Today by Madvillain (MF Doom)
"I slayed MC's back in the Rec Room era,
My style broke mother****in' backs like Ken Patera"
from Shadowboxin' by GZA (Wu-Tang Clan)
Here's another little treat...
The song sounds kind of ridiculous knowing the sample doesn't it?
