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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:14:30 GMT -5
As Loaded begins we’re spotted outside of the arena with King Kraig and a security guard standing by the entrance to the arena. [/color] King Kraig: Well Ted, the show started. Are Alex, DGX, and EBR here? Security Guard Ted: Just EBR. King Kraig pauses before looking at his watch.[/color] King Kraig: Oh, wait. We still have a minute before we officially start. Maybe they’ll show up right on time. Security Guard Ted: I seriously doubt it. King Kraig: Believing, Ted; it’s all we’ve got. With that, we immediately cut to the opening video for Loaded, showcasing several of the top stars in the WFWF. As it finishes we cut to the ringside area, a respectable display of pyrotechnics going off as the camera pans around, showing several shots of screaming fans and various signs.
We cut back to King Kraig and Security Guard Ted.[/color] King Kraig: Did they show up? Security Guard Ted: You were standing here with me the entire time. King Kraig: You didn’t answer my question. Security Guard Ted: No. King Kraig: Its pandemonium Ted, and I don’t like it! King Kraig storms off.
We cut to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel sitting at the announce booth.[/color] Matthew Werner: ... Welcome to Loaded, folks! Matt Steel: Might be best to just move on to the first match of the evening. Matthew Werner: Indeed. Candlemass’s Black Dwarf hits the PA and Johnny Albright comes out onto the stage with his fists in the air as fans cheer. He walks down the ramp giving fans at ringside high fives and he climbs into the ring and waits for his partner.[/color] Matthew Werner: Johnny Albright made a fantastic debut in a triple threat match a couple days ago against debuting David Handlecatch and WFWF veteran Gladiator. He won that intense match with his signature “German Gama Bomb” on Gladiator. Matt Steel: I’ve still seen better. Raises “Best of Matt Steel” DVD[/color] Matthew Werner: Will you stop plugging that DVD already? Jesus, man. Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays throughout the arena as Overdose walks down into the ring taking a hand full of pills and ripped white shirt and jeans as fans just stare at him. Albright is already standing on the apron in the corner.[/color] Matt Steel: Should we really be showing a man holding a bunch of pills on a television broadcast that is, for the most part, watched by kids? Helen Lovejoy: Will someone please think of the children!? Matt Steel: Elegantly put. As Written in My Face plays, an insane amount of boo’s come from the crowd. Gladiator steps out from the curtains and beats his chest and he gets in the face of a fan. They argue and Gladiator climbs in the ring and beats his chest again.[/color] Matthew Werner: Is there anyone who doesn’t hate Gladiator? Matt Steel: Jesus. The arena lights dim to red and Franco’s Castaway plays in the arena. Sparks fly and there are explosions throughout the arena. Jack Boulder comes out and the arena erupts in cheers as he makes his way into the ring. He climbs in the ring and takes off his long leather vest.[/color] Matthew Werner: Tag team action to start off the night! Tonight, it’s the return of Jack Boulder teaming with Gladiator against the debuting Overdose and Johnny Albright. Albright and Gladiator lock up, Gladiator pushes Albright in a corner and gives him a vicious chop across the chest. Albright turns the tables and gives Gladiator chops of his own. He tries whipping Gladiator into the opposite corner but Gladiator counters with a kick to the gut and a sick power bomb.[/color] Matthew Werner: What a power bomb! You think his neck is broken? Matt Steel: Yes. Gladiator picks up Albright by the hair and whips him off the ropes, Albright goes for a wheel barrel DDT. He gets up and Overdose jumps off the top rope with a leg drop, he quickly gets on all fours near the ropes and Albright jumps off his back, onto the top rope and Moonsault leg drop’s Gladiator and goes for the pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... Gladiator kicks out.[/color] Matthew Werner: Kick out by Gladiator! What an amazing moonsault leg drop! Albright tags in Overdose and Albright puts Gladiator up in a torture rack position. Boulder runs in as Overdose double stomps gladiator off the top and front drop kicks Boulder. Albright than hits the cut throat torture rack pile driver and him and Ove dose go for the pin on Gladiator and Boulder, respectively.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... Both Gladiator and Boulder kick out.[/color] Matthew Werner: Great double team work from Albright and Overdose. Overdose picks up Boulder and Boulder breaks free and gives him a bulldog and tries to pin him but Albright breaks up the count before the referee can even hit one. Albright goes after Gladiator but Gladiator takes him down with a bicycle kick they brawl for awhile and Albright choke slams Gladiator onto his knee. Boulder gives a low blow to Overdose which drops him to his knees. Boulder turns around and turns to face Overdose when Albright runs up Overdose’s back and hits a Shining Wizard on Boulder.[/color] Matthew Werner: What an amazing Shining Wizard! Albright takes Boulder to the outside and they brawl near the fans. Overdose hits his signature Side Effect on Gladiator and then hits a Leg Drop. He goes for the pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... ... 3[/color] ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Keri Thames: Your winners of the match ... Johnny Albright and Overdose! Albright gets in the ring and raises Overdose’s hand. Boulder gets in the ring and shakes Overdose’s and Albright’s hands and all three of them jump on Gladiator.[/color] Matthew Werner: Well that’s not right. Albright and Overdose stomp the hell out of him as Boulder Grabs a microphone.[/color] Jack Boulder: Listen here and listen good! We are a new force, here in WFWF! We are the hardcore revolution! We are, the hardcore alliance! The new dominant force and we will destroy everything in our path! We are, the Hardcore Horsemen, so What are you gonna do!? When The Hardcore Horsemen destroy you!? Matt Steel: That’s gotta be infringement. He slams the microphone down and all three men walk out of the arena with the fans booing at them.[/color] After the match, we view EBR making himself a cup of coffee in the backstage area as the fans watching on the titantron let out a cheer for the current Tag Team Champion. A small child walks up to him.[/color] Small Child: Hi, can you sign this baseball cap for me? EBR: Sure. He takes a pen out of his pocket, because he’s EBR and people ask for his autograph a lot because he’s awesome. He scribbles on the cap before King Kraig appears, knocking it out of his hand and onto the ground.[/color] Small Child:  King Kraig: My office. Now. King Kraig makes a beeline down the hallway and towards his office as EBR, after a brief stall, follows. Both walk in a complete and uncomfortable silence. Eventually, they reach the destination as Kraig roughly shoves the door open and walks in. EBR attempts to do the same but the door swings back and slams in his face. Squinting in annoyance EBR opens it and walks into Kraig’s office, King Kraig standing by the phone on his desk.[/color] King Kraig: Call Alex Sean please. With that, we head to out first commercial break.[/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:15:29 GMT -5
As we return to Loaded, "Across 26 Winters" plays and Ace Bennett slowly makes his way down the ring. [/color] Matthew Werner: You ready for the return of Ace Bennett, Matt? Matt Steel: Yes. Why wouldn’t I be? Matthew Werner: I don’t know. He high fives all the people who have their hands extended. Bennett rolls under the ropes, stands up and raises his arms in the air. Bennett stretches as he waits for his opponent to come out.[/color] Matthew Werner: Of course the last time we saw Ace Bennett he was getting bludgeoned by Aaron Ashton. It’s good to see him in action. Matt Steel: I’m relieved to know that didn’t kill him. This is super news. THE BLAZING PULSE OF "LET'S FIGHTING LOVE" RIPS THROUGH THE ARENA AS THE AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN A FURY![/color] MATTHEW WERNER: CAN YOU FEEL IT!!?? AS THE PROLIFIC WORDS "SUBA-RA-SHI CHIN CHIN MONO" ARE HEARD, DAVID HANDLECATCH COMES STORMING TO THE RING POINTING TO THE CROWD VIGOROUSLY DRESSED IN A FULL GI AND A LONG, RED, HEADBAND SWINGING IN THE WINDS OF CHANGE SWAYING THROUGH THE ARENA.[/color] MATTHEW WERNER: BAH GAWD MATT THERE HE IS THERE’S DAVID HANDLECATCH!! HANDLECATCH RUNS TO THE APRON JUST IN TIME FOR THE WORDS "HEY! HEY! LET'S GO KENTA SURU" TO ROCK THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, POINTING TO THE CROWD TO THE BEAT OF THE CHORUS.[/color] MATT STEEL: THESE ARE THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE THIS COMPANY GREAT, MATTHEW!! HANDLECATCH ENTERS THE RING AND GIVES A PROUD FIST BUMP AS THE MANY FANS IN ATTENDANCE FIST BUMP ALONG WITH HIM![/color] MATTHEW WERNER: YOU CAN’T SEE US BUT BOTH MATT AND I ARE FIST BUMPING AND IF YOU’RE NOT FIST BUMPING AT HOME THEN YOU HAVE NO HEART!! DING! DING! DING![/color] THE CROWD IS STILL STIRRING AS HANDLECATCH AND ACE BENNETT APPROACH ONE ANOTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. SUDDENLY DAVID HANDLECATCH ATTEMPTS A KARATE KICK TO ACE BENNETT’S HEAD BUT ACE BENNETT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! DAVID HANDLECATCH PROCEEDS WITH SEVERAL MORE KARATE KICKS AND CHOPS, NONE OF WHICH HIT ACE BENNETT BUT ALL OF WHICH CREATE A DISPLAY OF AMAZEMENT TO EVERYBODY WATCHING![/color] MATT STEEL: I JUST PEED A LITTLE, MATTHEW! DAVID HANDLECATCH CONTINUES HIS DISPLAY OF BLACK BELTNESS until Ace Bennett kicks him in the stomach, places him on his shoulders, and performs the Cradle Shock.[/color] Matthew Werner: I was thinking that David Handlecatch seemed to be wasting a lot of time there. Matt Steel: Yeah now that you mention it. Ace Bennett brings Handlecatch up from the mat and drags him towards the turnbuckles, placing him on the top rope with his back towards the ring. From there, Ace Bennett begins to climb from the inside of the ring. Once he reaches the top, he executes a Poisoned Frankensteiner![/color] Matthew Werner: Syracuse Drop! Matt Steel: This one’s over. Ace Bennett hooks Handlecatch’s leg as the referee begins to count.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... ... 3[/color] ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Keri Thames: Your winner of the match ... Ace Bennett! “Across 26 Winters” plays as Ace Bennett exits the ring, high fiving fans as he’s triumphant in his return to action.[/color] We fade into King Kraig’s office with EBR sitting at King Kraig’s speaker phone and King Kraig pacing around the room.[/color] King Kraig: Did he not hear me last week? Did I not say that he needed to be here? He’s our Heavyweight Champion! EBR: Speaking of, regarding DGX ... I received this text like an hour ago ... EBR takes out his phone[/color] it says he was in a car accident - King Kraig: I really don’t care about that right now. Alex Sean is supposed to be our headliner, dammit! - Do you have him on the phone yet? Why is this taking so long? EBR sighs as he begins dialing the number on his cell phone.[/color] King Kraig: No, speaker. I want him to speak to the whole world and let him know just how disappointed in him they are. EBR: ... The whole world? King Kraig: Just dial. EBR does so.[/color] King Kraig: Hah ha! Alex Sean thought he could outsmart me – “We’re sorry, the number you have reached has been disconnected.”King Kraig stares at the phone, anger growing his eyes like some type of object that grows ... with anger.[/color] EBR: ... Hrm ... I can call Rebecca. They’re divorced and all but I’m sure she’ll help. At this moment, Shawn Malakai barges into King Kraig’s office to a pop from the crowd watching.[/color] Shawn Malakai: Kraig, I want to know what’s going on. First, I’m yet to receive a match at Consequences Will Never Be The Same, and now I’m teaming up Cameron Stone who I just beat last week? King Kraig, who had been rubbing his temples the entire time, snaps a stare at Malakai.[/color] King Kraig: Don’t you knock? Shawn Malakai: The door was already open ... King Kraig: Don’t you see I’m busy? Malakai looks at EBR who’s playing on his phone. King Kraig slowly turns around, now staring at EBR. Several seconds pass before EBR notices.[/color] EBR: Oh ... you wanted me to call right now? King Kraig sighs.[/color] Shawn Malakai: As I was saying ... King Kraig: Did you not even think to ask our General Manager first? Shawn Malakai: See, I thought about that but then I also thought about how you didn’t announce who that was yet ... so I came here. King Kraig: You know what, that’s enough. Just stop right there. You’re teaming with Cameron Stone tonight because at Consequences Will Never Be The Same you’ll be teaming with Cameron Stone to face EBR and DGX for the Tag Team Titles. Does that please you? Is that alright with you? EBR: I guess. Kraig again turns back towards EBR.[/color] King Kraig: I wasn’t asking you. Shawn Malakai: That does me just fine. Thank you. Malakai smiles, before simply exiting the room.[/color] King Kraig: Jesus ... do I have to do everything around here? EBR: Word. Back in my day we used to make our own matches. Like when I faced Wayne McGurk. I started and finished that ...well technically he did because he won ... but you know ... King Kraig: Call her. Again, EBR does so, looking at the number on his phone while simultaneously dialing it on Kraig’s.[/color] EBR: It would have been polite to tell me about that Tag match first – hey, it’s ringing. They wait in silence before it’s picked up.[/color] Rebecca Marie: Hello? EBR: Heeeeeeeeeey Beckie. Rebecca Marie: Don’t ... call me that – why are you calling me? EBR: Actually, I just need Alex’s phone number. He must have changed his old one or something. Rebecca Marie: And why do you think I would have it? EBR: I dunno, for all I know you two could have got back together. EBR looks at Kraig while mouthing “nah”.[/color] Rebecca Marie: I could not care less about that small dicked c*nt. Kraigs looks at EBR sharply, most likely angered at the lack of censorship on a live broadcast.[/color] EBR: Hrm ... well, it was always my understanding that Alex had an average sized penis – Rebecca Marie: You’re better off not even trying to deal with him. King Kraig: You’re telling me. Guy’s impossible. Rebecca Marie: Who the hell was that? EBR doesn’t respond.[/color] Rebecca Marie: ... Well? EBR: Hold on, give me time to think. Rebecca Marie: Am I on speaker phone? King Kraig: ... Say “no”. Rebecca hangs up. Both men sit in silence.[/color] King Kraig: ... Well played, Alex Sean ... well played ... We fade to commercial.[/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:16:47 GMT -5
Back on Loaded, the opening guitar Periphery's "Insomnia" resonates through the arena as Lawrence Cage bursts through from out of the back. Spreading his arms out to pose, light pyros go off behind him to form "L C". [/color] Matt Steel: Was that intentional or just a really creepy coincidence? As he begins to approach the ring, he sporadically gives audience looks of some combination of contempt and confusion. Once in the ring, he poses and points to the sky from the top turnbuckle.[/color] Matt Steel: Keep watching the skies. Matthew Werner: You may not know this Matt, but Lawrence Cage is a very accomplished wrestler, winning several titles throughout his career. Matt Steel: Really? Which ones? Matthew Werner: I don’t know the names of them personally, but he told me he won several titles. I just assumed he was telling the truth. Glass half full, you know? The drums to Amazing start, and then when Kanye starts singing, pyro goes off and Robby Jay is at the top of the entrance ramp giving the finger.[/color] Matt Steel: That’s unseemly, man. He mocks laughter at the fans as he walks down the ramp wearing his expensive windbreaker jacket and aviator sunglasses. He then takes off his jacket and throws it at the commentary table and then gently sets his Aviators down beside the timekeeper. He then gets up on the apron and demands the ring announcer to hold the rope down for him to get in.[/color] Matthew Werner: Who does he think he is? Keri Thames is a nice lady! When he gets into the ring, he fakes shooting at the crowd with his hands, pretending his hands are guns, and then pretends to blow the smoke from the barrels.[/color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] The match begins with both men circling one another. Lawrence Cage goes in, looking to take Robbie Jay’s legs out from underneath him, but Jay quickly steps back. Looking to be opportunistic Robbie Jay drops down and attempts to apply a headlock, before Cage shoots his head back, causing Jay to grapple nothing but air. Quickly, Lawrence Cage locks Robbie Jay’s arms and takes him to the canvas with a Crucifix Pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... Robbie Jay kicks out.[/color] Matthew Werner: Lawrence Cage almost had this match won right there. Both men get to their feet at the same time, Cage taking advantage with several knife edged chops to Robbie Jay’s chest. Lawrence Cage backs him into the corner before Irish whipping him into the opposite turnbuckles. As Jay hits the corner Cage runs towards him, only to be caught in the face with a boot from Jay. Cage staggers away, giving Robbie Jay a chance to run towards him, taking him into the canvas with a Tornado DDT. He makes a pin attempt.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... Lawrence Cage gets his shoulder up.[/color] Matthew Werner: Both men looking impressive in the early goings here. Robbie Jay gets up, grabbing Cage’s legs and positioning him directly in the middle of the ring. Robbie Jay runs into the ring ropes, hopping over Cage’s body when he rebounds. When he nears the opposite set of ropes Jay jumps onto the second ring rope, flipping off with a Springboard Moonsault ... only to land on Lawrence Cage’s knees.[/color] Matt Steel: ... Should not have done that. Holding at his ribs, Robbie Jay kneels on one knee as he attempts to catch his breath. Meanwhile, Lawrence Cage hits the ring ropes behind him, driving his face into the canvas with a Bulldog! His bio says the move is completed with theatrics. As such, Lawrence Cage struts around the ring.[/color]  Matthew Werner: ... Right. Matt Steel: Lawrence Cage is a gangsta, mang. The momentum of the Bulldog sent Robbie Jay’s face bouncing off the canvas, so much so that Jay is back to his previous position of kneeling on the canvas. Conveniently, this allows Lawrence Cage to connect with a Shining Wizard. Lawrence Cage makes a pin attempt.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... Robbie Jay barely kicks out. Lawrence Cage begins to bring Robbie Jay up by his hair, but Jay shoves Lawrence Cage back, knocking him into the referee who goes into the turnbuckles and then onto his face.[/color] Matthew Werner: Uh oh, this might not be good. Matt Steel: I’m sure he’ll be fine; Jeb Simpson is a mighty tough referee. An inspiration to us all, really. With the newly named referee Jeb Simpson on the canvas, Robbie Jay low blows Lawrence Cage.[/color] Matthew Werner: Oh come on! What about man code!? With Lawrence Cage holding his testicles, Robbie Jay brings a set of brass knuckles out from his track pants.[/color] Matthew Werner: Robbie Jay just took a hard object out his pants! Matt Steel: What poorly chosen words. When Cage gets into the ideal position, Robbie Jay looks for a spinning back fist, but Lawrence Cage ducks before the brass knuckles connect. Grabbing Jay from behind, Lawrence Cage executes The Descent! He makes the pin attempt, just as Jeb Simpson regains his senses.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... ... 3[/color] ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] “Insomnia” begins to play as Lawrence Cage’s arm is raised in triumph.[/color] Keri Thames: Your winner of the match ... Lawrence Cage! ... and not Robbie Jay. Matthew Werner: Well she is a woman so it’s only natural she’s hold a grudge. Matt Steel: That’s a misogynistic stereotype, Matthew. Matthew Werner: Whatever the case, a successful debut for Lawrence Cage. The future looks bright for that young man. Matt Steel: Indeed it does. And of course a special shout out to old Jebediah. Reffing ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it! Predictably at this point, we cut back to King Kraig’s office. The President and CEO of the WFWF sits on his table, sleeves rolled up and squeezing a stress ball.[/color] King Kraig: Think Kraig ... think ... if I were Alex Sean ... what would my number be? EBR: ... Do I have to stay? King Kraig: Yes. We’re in this together, EBR. EBR: ... Hrm. Suddenly, King Kraig’s door is opened and Trace Demon enters, eliciting a cheer from the crowd.[/color] King Kraig: Seriously? No one’s gonna knock? Trace Demon: I’m going to be direct here, Kraig; I want a title shot. Since you’ve been President I’ve been undefeated and have gotten nothing to show for it. King Kraig: I give and give and give and all you vermin want to do is take and take take! Trace Demon: You didn’t have to call me a vermin. King Kraig: Does everyone need me to resolve every issue? EBR: Probably should get to appointing that new General Manager. King Kraig: I’m busy! Trace Demon: Right, but back to me. Suddenly, Braden Munroe walks into the room.[/color] Braden Munroe: Hey, just a question – EBR: You should have knocked. King Kraig: Oh, let me guess; “Hey Kraig, Thunder’s the number one contender and I beat him last week so I want a title shot”? Braden attempts to reply, but is immediately cut off by King Kraig.[/color] King Kraig: Shut up! Just shut up! If you two want a title shot so badly you can face each other at “Consequences Will Never Be The Same”, and whoever wins gets it. Got it? Trace Demon looks on, smiling.[/color] Trace Demon: Yes I do. Braden Munroe: I was just gonna ask if we could get vending machines that have Skittles. Awesome. Both leave, staring at one another awkwardly considering the previous announcement.[/color] King Kraig: And close the door! ... They didn’t close it ... King Kraig slowly turns his head towards EBR.[/color] King Kraig: Now, speaking of the Heavyweight Title and its current holder ... EBR: You know, I might just know who to ask ... A smile slowly spreads across King Kraig’s face as we fade to a commercial.[/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:17:37 GMT -5
Matthew Werner: Welcome back to Loaded. Now Matt, this next match is our first chance to see just how well Shawn Malakai and Cameron Stone work as a team. Which, obviously, is of greater significance considering they'll be challenging EBR and DGX for the Tag Team Titles, as we found out tonight.
Matt Steel: Well done on the pitch.
Matthew Werner: Thanks.
“Headcrusher” by Megadeath resonates through the arena as The HeadCrushers make their way out from behind the curtain, a bit of tension between them.
Keri Thames: The following match is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall! First, making their way to the ring they are the team of Alex Deathstar and Lightning, they are The HeadCrushers!
Lightning and Deathstar both get to the ring at the same time and roll in, the tension even more noticeable now that they are in the ring.
“Sound of Madness” by Shinedown hits the PA system as Cameron Stone steps out from behind the curtain onto the stage. He raises his arms into the air, and a shower of sparks fly around him briefly before he lowers his arms to his sides and starts strutting down the ramp, almost gloating about how good he is.
Keri Thames: And the opponents. First, from Calgary Alberta, Canada; weighing in at two hundred and fifty-five pounds, he is Cameron Stone!
As Stone reaches the ring, he steps up onto the apron, and steps in through the ropes. He taunts for a few moments, before backing into a corner, staring at The HeadCrushers, awaiting the arrival of his partner.
"Anasasis (Xenophontis)" by Parkway Drive resonates through the arena as the crowd starts to stir in anticipation. The lights dim, with only a single shining gold spotlight down on the stage. Shawn Malakai walks out from behind the curtain, stretching his arms, but never unclenching his crossed hands.
Keri Thames: And his partner! Making his way to the ring; from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; weighing in tonight at two hundred and ninety pounds, he is Shawn Malakai!
Malakai makes his way down the ramp and up the steps. He steps over the ropes and into the ring, offering a hand to Stone who turns it down. The referee calls for the bell.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Malakai and Deathstar start the match out. Malakai calls for a test of strength with the much smaller Deathstar who attempts it anyways. They lock up and Malakai lifts Deathstar up by his shoulder and underarm and actually tosses him halfway across the ring. Luckily Deathstar tucks in and is able to land and roll without taking any damage. He leaps at Malakai who catches him with one arm and drives him hard into the mat, Malakai eying down Cameron Stone the entire time. Malakai leans down a bit and grabs Deathstar by the throat and hoists him up, the then throws him like a rag doll into his corner, giving Lightning the option for a tag. Lightning does tag in and stands toe to toe with Malakai, not as big of a size difference this time, Malakai still having a slight advantage though. The two men lock up, but Lightning kicks Malakai in his front right knee, causing the big man to release the hold and drop. Lightning showboats, but for too long. Malakai pushes himself up with his good leg and uses the injured one to kick Lightning in the thigh, unable to get his usual extension. Malakai gets a hold of Lightning's arm and Irish Whips him into the ropes. The referee's back is turned to Stone, who uses this to his full advantage, grabbing onto Lightning's hair and hitting him in the neck. The ref turns back and Stone releases. Malakai takes advantage and drops Lightning with an STO. Deathstar charges at an unaware Malakai, but is intercepted by an inventive Cameron Stone, who throws a shoulder tackle into the side of Deathstar's head, dropping him limp. Stone kicks him out of the ring and rolls out himself. Malakai leans against the ropes and stares at Stone who proclaims he was just trying to help. Malakai smirks. Lightning has now pulled himself to his feet using the ropes. Malakai charges with a big boot, but Lightning ducks and lowers the rope. Malakai gets grapefruited. Lightning swings Malakai's inside leg up onto the top rope and holds the big man balanced on the ropes in a reverse DDT position, however Lightning swings his far leg up and releases the hold, leg dropping Malakai straight onto the canvas. Lightning covers Malakai.
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Kickout at two!
Lightning pulls the big man into the center of the ring and lifts him up, setting him up for The Holy Driver.
Matt Steel: He can't be serious, can he? This will backfire. Quote me.
Malakai unhooks his arms with ease and lifts Lightning high up in the air and falls backwards with the Electric Chair drop.
Matt Steel: Told ya.
Malakai gets to his feet and hobbles over to Stone who is willing to make the tag. Stone stands at Lightning's feet, waiting for him to stand so he can finish the match with The Loose Screw, but as Lightning begins to stir, Stone is absolutely blindsided by Deathstar, who throws a shoulder of his own into Stone's ribs. Malakai gets into the ring and Deathstar bails out of the ring. Malakai checks on Stone as Deathstar goes back to his corner. The ref tells Malakai to get out of the ring and he obliges as Lightning gets up. He puts Stone in position for The Holy Driver, but Stone wriggles out of it and sets up for The Loose Screw, but Lightning gets himself out of that situation and does an about face and puts his hand around Stones throat for a chokeslam, however Stone swings his arm up and breaks the hold and pulls Lightning in and drops him with the Set In Stone.
Matthew Werner: Technical wrestling, nothing quite like it.
Matt Steel: Except power wrestling.
Stone tags in Malakai.
Matthew Werner: It looks like you may just get your wish.
Matt Steel: Rephrasing. I meant I wanted to see good power wrestling.
Malakai steps into the ring and picks Lightning up in a powerslam position. He hoists Lightning up and drops him on his knee, and then he hits a fall away slam on Lightning, who is rolling to his corner. Deathstar grabs the tag rope and leans over, tagging himself in. Both men charge and Malakai extends his arm but Deathstar ducks underneath it. Malakai bounces off of his respective rope and Deathstar attempts a springboard elbow on Malakai from the other end, but Malakai raises his boot while Deathstar is in midair and kicks him in the back of the head, hitting the 19:15. Alex falls on his face as Malakai rolls him and covers.
Matthew Werner: Head ... crushed.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Keri Thames: Here are your winners, Cameron Stone and Shawn Malakai!
Malakai and Stone both raise their arms in victory. Malakai turns his attention to Stone and extends his hand to Stone who looks at it momentarily and then he shakes Malakai's hand.
Matthew Werner: It certainly looks like any kinks have been ironed out.
Matt Steel: Indeed it did. Great job on this entire segment, Matthew.
Matthew Werner: Thanks. As I said, I felt really good about the entire thi-
Suddenly, an announcement is made over the PA. [/color] "Matthew Werner; report to King Kraig's office immediately."Matt Steel: ... For what it's worth, I thoroughly enjoyed our time working together. And on this cliff-hanger we go to commercial.[/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:18:21 GMT -5
Back from the break, we cut backstage once again to the continuing situation with King Kraig and EBR. Both men wait anxiously pacing back and forth, King Kraig growing more and more frustrated by the second. Finally, a knock on the door breaks the silence and both men cease pacing and stare toward the door. The door handle turns and Matthew Werner rushes in, seemingly in a hurry. [/color] Matthew Werner: You needed to see me? Kraig looks toward EBR who in turn looks back at him. The WFWF President nods his head toward Matthew Werner gesturing for EBR to go speak to him. EBR obliges and turns his attention to Matthew Werner.[/color] EBR: Uh, yeah... Approaching Werner.[/color] ... We were actually wondering if you might be able to get ahold of Alex. Werner sighs.[/color] Matthew Werner: Yeah I kind of figured that was what this was about. EBR: Well... Good. Can you get ahold of him for us? Matthew Werner: Well I'll be honest I feel a little uncom... EBR: Yeah I get that and all but Kraig is... EBR looks back at Kraig, who is staring both men down with his black face.[/color] ... He's pretty intent on getting ahold of Alex so if you could... Matthew Werner: Don't you think this is kind of unethical? EBR: I dunno... Shrugs[/color] ... Probably. I'm sure he won't mind. King Kraig: From the back of the room.[/color] Is he calling it yet!? There's a momentary pause, then Matthew Werner sighs again and pulls out his phone.[/color] Matthew Werner: Alright but if he gets p*ssed I'm telling him you guys made me call him... Matthew Werner looks down at his phone then dials the number. As it begins to ring, he looks up at King Kraig.[/color] Matthew Werner: Uh... Mr. Kraig? King Kraig: Yes? Matthew Werner: Would you like to speak with him? Werner holds out his phone.[/color] King Kraig: No. I want you to talk to him. Matthew Werner: ... And say what? King Kraig: You're our lead announcer. Announce. Matthew Werner: ... I see. King Kraig: In fact... Turning toward us and addressing the camera man.[/color] ... Do you have a microphone on you? Camera Man: Yes. EBR: Isn't that sort of strange that the camera man just happens to be carrying around a microphone? I'm fairly sure it's just a plot device to allow the story to progress forward. You should probably just go with it.[/color] EBR: Fair enough. With that, the hand of the camera man behind our view reaches into frame and hands Matthew Werner a microphone.[/color] King Kraig: Make sure it's on speaker phone. Matthew Werner: Alright. Werner clicks a button and immediately the ringing of the phone resonates out in the room. As the phone continues to ring, Werner straightens up his tie, clears his throat, and stares directly at us awaiting the response. Finally, a light click is heard and the call goes through to Alex Sean.[/color] Alex Sean: Hello? Matthew Werner: Hello, this is Matthew Werner speaking live with the WFWF World Heavyweight Champion Alex Sean! How are you doing this evening, Mr. Sean? There's a long pause.[/color] Alex Sean: Uh.. I'm doing fine, Matt. That was kind of a strange way to start the conversation being honest but I'm doing fine... How about you? Matthew Werner: Well... Alex... I'm just wondering what your mindset is having not shown up on any of the WFWF shows since winning your WFWF World Heavyweight Championship at SuperBrawl VI. Alex Sean: Matt, why are you using your announcer voice? Matthew Werner: Wha... What do you mean, WFWF World Heavyweight Champion Alex Sean? Alex Sean: ... Are you recording this? Werner pauses long enough to look at King Kraig, who finally begins shuffling toward Werner out of frustration.[/color] King Kraig: Just give me the phone. Werner obliges, holding out his phone to King Kraig who snatches it aggressively out of his hand.[/color] King Kraig: Hello, Alex? Are you there? Alex Sean: Uh, yeah. King Kraig: This is King Kraig speaking, Alex. We have some things we need to discuss. Alex Sean: Oh. What's up? King Kraig: I'll tell you... Repeating the "what's up" sneeringly.[/color] ...what's up, Alex. Why aren't you here? Alex Sean: Uh.. Yeah, I uh... Had some things I had to do... Prior commitments and all... King Kraig: Like what? Once again, Sean pauses on the other end.[/color] Alex Sean: ... Lots of things... King Kraig: Well apparently it didn't include showing up on the television show of the company that you are the champion of, did it? Alex Sean: Evidently. King Kraig: Do I look like a clown to you, Alex? Alex Sean: ... I'm sorry? King Kraig: I said... Making sure to over-pronounce every word.[/color] ... Do I look like a clown to you, Alex Sean? Alex Sean: Well Kraig I don... King Kraig: Answer the question! Alex Sean: I don't know man I'm not there. You could be wearing makeup or a, uh... Somehow sensing the black face of King Kraig on the other end[/color] ... No Kraig, you don't look like a clown. King Kraig: So then why are you treating me like a clown, Alex? Alex Sean: I really don't think I'm treating you like a clown, man. King Kraig: Raising his voice.[/color] No, you wouldn't, because all you think about is yourself, Sean! You think you can come and go as you please because you've been around forever but I'm King Kraig, I'm the president of this company, and you will be held... Alex Sean: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Relax, man. Look, let's work this out, alright? Kraig, now breathing loudly in frustration, pauses for a moment to calm himself.[/color] King Kraig: Go on. Alex Sean: ... Well... Let's talk about who I'm going to defend my title against. Who do you got in mind? Any ideas? King Kraig: Ugh... Alex, we already decided on who your next challenger will be. Haven't you been watching the show? Alex Sean: ... Uh... Of course... King Kraig: Well then you should know that you're facing Thunder at WFWF "Consequences Will Never Be The Same"! Alex Sean: ... Really? King Kraig: ... Well of course really. Alex Sean: ... Didn't he just lose to High Horror like, a week ago? King Kraig: I believe that did happen, yes. Alex Sean: ... And he's still getting the title shot? King Kraig: That would be the situation. Alex Sean: I see. Sean pauses momentarily.[/color] Alex Sean: ... Can I ask why? Kraig ponders for a few moments.[/color] King Kraig: ... Look that's not what matters. What matters is that's the match, alright? Alex Sean: Okay... I guess. King Kraig: ... So with that settled, I think it would benefit us greatly if you... Alex Sean: Hey look I don't mean to harp on it or anything but I mean... Really? Thunder? There's no one else? King Kraig: I don... Alex Sean: You guys couldn't get ahold of Reverend Shadow or anything? I can call some people, you know. I have connections. King Kraig: ... Could we please go on? Alex Sean: ... Fine. King Kraig: Good. So like I said, next week, you being on the show would do a great help in promoting this event so I hop... Alex Sean: Yeeaahh... See, I think I'm gonna be... busy... on that day. King Kraig: I haven't even told you the date yet. Alex Sean: ... Well I'm so busy all the time that uh... I just know I won't be available... King Kraig: But you're available for XWA? Sean pauses once again.[/color] Alex Sean: Uh... Well uh... Oh no, my phone's Sean makes a noise by cupping his mouth similar to a phone breaking up but off enough to clearly be him doing it.[/color] breaking up... I Again.[/color] I'll uh... Again.[/color]... King Kraig: Alex, I know it's you making that noise. Alex Sean: Making what noise Sean does it again.[/color] ... King? Sorry man it's Again.[/color] dying... No bars... King Kraig: Don't you hang up on me! With that, a click is heard and the call is lost.[/color] King Kraig: God damn it! Kraig holds the phone out to Werner.[/color] Call him back, NOW! Werner grabs the phone and redials, however it immediately goes to voice-mail.[/color] Hey, this is Alex. I'm not here to take your call right now but if you le...Kraig yells and smacks the phone out of Werner's hand out of frustration.[/color] King Kraig: Damn him! Matthew Werner: Hey man! Kraig stares at Werner with his now angry black face.[/color] Matthew Werner: ... I'll just be picking that... Werner spinelessly gets down and picks up his phone and rushes out the door. With that, we close out as Kraig stands fuming.[/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:19:03 GMT -5
Following a Commercial Break (for Gopher Cakes, of course), the WFWF returns for the Main Event of Loaded. Yes, that‘s right, the Main Event.
Matt Steel: It's nice to have you back, Matthew.
Matthew Werner: Please don't ever bring that up again.
Matt Steel: Which part? Betraying Alex Sean? Backing down to King Kraig? Running away like a little girl?
Matthew Werner: ... All of it, really.
Keri Thames: Ladies and Gentlemen; this is your Main Event and it is scheduled for one fall!
”Fire in my Soul“ by Bonnie Tyler hits on the PA, then abruptly stops.
Keri Thames: Currently in the ring, weighing in at 243 lbs., Justin Tyger!
Justin Tyger stands near a turnbuckle, preparing for the match. “Belief in God is so Adorable“ by Gay For Johnny Depp begins to play on the PA as shades of black, violet and grey fill the arena. Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens are seen in the audience, walking around casually, high-fiving fans.
Keri Thames: And his opponent, to be accompanied by “The Black Dahlia“ Tabitha Owens; weighing in at 204 lbs., Braden Munroe!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Justin Tyger wastes no time and lunges at Braden with a Jumping Knee Strike, seemingly out of nowhere. With Braden down, Tyger grabs a hold of his leg and immediately taps in the Ankle Lock. Munroe makes sure the hold doesn‘t do any damage as he quickly pulls himself to the ropes, forcing a break. Tyger drives his knee, roughly, into Braden‘s back as he struggles to get to his feet.
Matthew Werner: Tyger is looking very impressive here.
Matt Steel: Yeah, he‘s really no-showing here.
Matthew Werner: Huh?
Tyger lifts Munroe up and delivers a stiff knife-edge chop, nearly knocking Braden back off his feet. Justin Tyger sends Munroe to the ropes. As Munroe bounces off and comes back, Tyger goes for a clothesline and misses. Braden quickly stops himself behind Tyger and delivers a Spinning Kick to the back of the head, sending Tyger crashing to the mat. Tyger is quickly back on his feet as Braden lifts him up in a Fireman Carry. Munroe drops Tyger with a TKO over the knee before running off the ropes and coming back to hit a brutal Yakuza Kick to the side of Tyger‘s head, causing him to explode with impact. Not, not literally.
Matthew Werner: Damn! I think Braden almost knocked Tyger‘s head off!
Matt Steel: He‘s getting exactly what he deserves.
Back in the ring, Munroe lifts Tyger to his feet and slaps in the face a couple of times before attempting the Super Spinning Cyclone Strike. Tyger ducks and quickly rushes Munroe with a Lariat. With Munroe down, Tyger quickly goes back to putting his opponent in the Ankle Lock.
Matt Steel: I think Tyger has a foot fetish.
Matthew Werner: That‘s a bit disturbing, however, Munroe looks to not be enjoying himself.
Justin Tyger has managed to bring Munroe to the center of the ring, expertly keeping the lock in tact and applying as much pressure as possible. Munroe yells out in pain, as Tabitha points at the ropes and yells for him to try and get to it. Braden truly isn‘t a moron. He is obviously trying to crawl his way to the ropes, but having a man larger than him twisting on his ankle isn‘t really helping matters. When Munroe realizes that Tyger is too strong, he decides on a different approach, turning his body around and managing to roll Tyger up with a cradle for the pin.
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Tyger gets his shoulder up.
Tyger looks to once again put in the Ankle Lock, but Braden kicks him away fiercely, before quickly jumping to his feet. Munroe runs toward Tyger and takes him down with a flying Spinning Wheel Kick. Both men get to their feet again quickly, but Braden hits a Dropkick to knock Tyger back down. Tyger is up on his feet without haste once again and blindly goes for a clothesline that Munroe easily moves away from. Munroe is now facing Tyger‘s back and he hops up with both knees placed on Tyger‘s back, gripping the back of his head to stay up and drives him down with a Lungblower.
Matthew Werner: Great move by Munroe!
Matt Steel: It was just a Lungblower…
Tyger rises up, dazed, and Munroe whips him into the turnbuckle. Tyger falls into it, resting and within the blink of an eye, Munroe has rushed quickly to the turnbuckle and delivers a Corner Yakuza Kick to Tyger‘s face. As Tyger stumbles out of the corner, Munroe wastes no time in hitting the Super Spinning Cyclone Strike with vicious fashion. Tyger goes down for good, but Munroe does not go for the pin. Instead, he exits the ring and begins climbing up the turnbuckles. Munroe looks up towards the heavens before leaping off the top rope and crashes down with the Luna Eclipse on a lifeless Justin Tyger. He covers him, immediately afterwards.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Matthew Werner: What an impressive win by Braden Munroe!
Matt Steel: It looked a bit more like a squash match from where I‘m sitting. But, hey, what do I know?
Munroe‘s music begins to play as Tabitha joins him in the ring to celebrate. As per usual, commercial. [/color][/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 9, 2010 2:19:53 GMT -5
“Horseshoes and Handgrenades” by Green Day, what is apparently Thunder's new theme music, plays as he makes his way to the ring. Once in the ring, he grabs a microphone from ringside.
Matthew Werner: Thunder's career will be ending very shortly, with his final match against Alex Sean at Consequences Will Never Be The Same.
Matt Steel: He's probably going to mention that.
Matthew Werner: You are so insightful.
Thunder: As you all know, I am going to be facing Alex Sean for the WFWF World Championship in a couple of weeks. It was my plan this evening to call him out here, so the two of us could have a bit of a discussion. Not surprisingly, he's not here once again. I can only speculate on why that is. It could be that he doesn't give a **** about this company. Or he could have simply been too busy stroking his co-- ego right now to get here. But that's mere speculation on my part. So I guess the other thing I would like to say while I'm out here is--
“The World Is Yours” by Nas plays as King Kraig enters from behind the curtain. He mad.
Thunder: ... Hi. I know you're in charge and everything, but I was kind of in the middle of something here.
King Kraig: Well your thing is over since Alex Sean isn't even here.
King Kraig turns to the crowd. [/color] King Kraig: You hear that!? Your Heavyweight Champion just let all of you down! Thunder: Well, I was planning on saying something else. King Kraig: I’m sorry, are you the President of the WFWF? I’ll speak when I want for however long I want! King Kraig adjusts his tie.[/color] King Kraig: Now, before I was interrupted, as President of the WFWF I have certain responsibilities ... many of which have been neglected to do dealing with a certain individual. I won’t name names. He pauses.[/color] King Kraig: ... It’s Alex Sean. I believe it’s unfair that the other fine wrestlers of the WFWF who have the integrity and wherewithal to actually show up do not have my upmost attention. Because of this fact, I’m officially appointing a new General Manager to deal with them so I won’t have too. Matt Steel: Makes sense. King Kraig: So, after going through a wide collection of résumés, ladies and gentlemen ... your new General Manager ... “Miseria Cantare” by A.F.I. resonates through the arena as the arena jumps to its feet in a frenzy. In fact, the only person in the arena that doesn't seemed pleased by this is Thunder. Yukio Blaze comes out, mic in hand, from behind the curtain and raises his arms triumphantly, much to the joy of all of the fans, Kraig even cracks a smirk. Blaze, on top of the world, slaps hands with the fans and rolls into the ring. Once he enters he approaches King Kraig and both men pose while shaking hands as a man for the local newspaper takes their picture.Matthew Werner: Seems a bit excessive. King Kraig: Well, I’m gonna let you get to this. Yukio Blaze: I won’t let you down, boss. King Kraig: Hurrying out of the ring[/color] Yeah, whatever. The ‘Yukio! Yukio!’ chants begin as Kraig exits to the back. Blaze immediately turns his attention to Thunder, who has been watching with disgust in the corner. Yukio Blaze: I bet you weren't expecting to see me in this ring again. Thunder: I always figured you couldn't stay away from the spotlight for too long. Yukio Blaze: Don't be ridiculous. I'm only here to help this company and make it a better place. Thunder: Yeah, and Alex Sean is going to do the same thing. Oh, wait . . .  Matthew Werner: What is Thunder’s obsession with Alex Sean? Yukio Blaze: Believe what you want to believe, but I really am just here because I love the WFWF, I love these fans, and I want to make the best product possible for them. Thunder: On the bright side, I will only have to deal with you for a couple of weeks before I'm gone. Yukio Blaze: I'm glad you brought that up. I was thinking about that match you have with Alex Sean. Sure, there is plenty of intrigue there due to it being your last match, but let's face some facts here. To say that he's been phoning it in is being far too kind. So I want to make that match of yours a whole lot more interesting, and challenging for the both of you. That's why I am making it a triple threat match, with Wayne McGurk as the third competitor! The crowd erupts at the announcement. Thunder is livid and gets right in Blaze's face.Thunder: What the hell is wrong with you? You're just doing this to screw me over. Yukio Blaze: Smiling Okay, that might be part of it. And since I can tell you want to rip my head off right now, I want to make something clear. If you lay one hand on me at any time, I will suspend you and you won't even get that title shot. Blaze heads to the back, while Thunder remains in the ring, furious. The WFWF logo flashes across the bottom of the screen as Loaded ends on this image.[/center] |
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Post by Swarm on Sept 9, 2010 3:14:33 GMT -5
Great results, especially the parts about Alex Sean.
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Boss Bread
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Post by Boss Bread on Sept 9, 2010 5:15:54 GMT -5
Testing the rainbow is top priority. Seriously consider Monroe's simple request.
Loved the show, the jabs between the announcers made it an entertaining read.
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Post by cattlemutilation on Sept 9, 2010 6:38:08 GMT -5
Glass half full, imo.
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B-Radimus Prime
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R.I.P. Luna :(
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Post by B-Radimus Prime on Sept 9, 2010 10:55:14 GMT -5
Seriously awesome. I loved every part with King Kraig, and the Alex Sean phone convo was great. Nicely done.
Yukio is back as GM D: And McGurk as the third competitor should be interesting...I've been missing reading his work on here.
Congrats to all the winners! :-D
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Yukio Blaze
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WFWF Record: 58-54-03-02
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Post by Yukio Blaze on Sept 9, 2010 11:41:06 GMT -5
So I come full circle within the WFWF. Now I'm kinda/sort am/not the boss on screen.
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Calvin
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visit my myspace and listen to my music
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Post by Calvin on Sept 9, 2010 13:04:36 GMT -5
Great results, especially the parts about Alex Sean. that was the best part |
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Sept 9, 2010 15:18:34 GMT -5
Even though I'm not on the card, I think this may be my favorite episode. (aside from the one I got my contendership on)
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Post by Ace Bennett on Sept 9, 2010 19:23:08 GMT -5
Good results, glad I got the win, even though I already knew I was gonna. Loved the match write up haha. This whole show was quite good, can't wait for the next one.
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