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Post by sonstuds on Sept 25, 2010 13:10:38 GMT -5
You are about to enter another dimension.
A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.
Your next stop ... The opening video for Loaded plays, yadda yadda yadda, we're greeted by Matthew Werner and Matt Steel. [/color] Matthew Werner: Welcome to Loaded, folks! I'm Matthew Werner alongside Matt Steel - Matt Steel: Charmed. Matthew Werner: We have a great show lined up tonight, including a main event that pits Braden Munroe and Thunder against Trace Demon and the returning Wayne McGurk! Matt Steel: And the return of Michael Kyzer! ... Aha ... nah but seriously, Wayne McGurk will be here. Matthew Werner: ... Let's get started ... A confident and smiling Valorie Evans appears from behind the entrance curtains as her theme music echos throughout the arena. Placing both her hands on her hips she looks at her adoring fans while she stops at the foot of the entrance way, and then does a quick arm pump and points towards the sky as the beat of her theme music kicks in.[/color] Matthew Werner: Valorie Evans is, of course, making her debut in the WFWF tonight. Walking down the entrance ramp with a bounce that's to the beat of her entrance music, she then reaches the ring steps and blows a quick kiss to a lucky fan in the crowd before heading inside the ring. Now inside, she climbs the furthest turnbuckle corner and points to the sky before nonchalantly jumping off and waiting for her opponents and partner.[/color] The opening guitar Periphery's "Insomnia" resonates through the arena as Lawrence Cage bursts through from out of the back. Spreading his arms out to pose, light pyros go off behind him to form "L C". As he begins to approach the ring, he sporadically gives audience looks of some combination of contempt and confusion. Once in the ring, he poses and points to the sky from the top turnbuckle.[/color] Matthew Werner: As anyone who watched the last episode of Loaded can tell you, Lawrence Cage looked awfully impressive. The Hardcore Horsemen’s theme begins to play as Jack Boulder and Lightning walk out from the back to a chorus of boos from the crowd. They slowly walk down the rampway, an iron pipe in Jack Boulder’s hand.[/color] Matthew Werner: Trying for a little intimidation. Matt Steel: Or a plumbing job on the side. They reach the ring, and in unison both members of the Hardcore Horsemen slide in. The bell is rung.[/color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] See?[/color] The match begins with Lightning and Valorie Evans. Lightning approaches his opponent but is quickly taken down to the canvas with a Head Scissors Takedown. Valorie Evans keeps her legs wrapped around Lightning’s head, squeezing as Lightning desperately flails his arms towards the ring ropes. Eventually he is able to grab at the bottom rope.[/color] Matthew Werner: This match just started and we already saw how close it was to being over. Matt Steel: How disappointing would that have been? Matthew Werner: That and we’re supposed to be filling up two hours here. Matt Steel: Maybe if we end early we can just air the Magic Bullet infomercial a couple times? The hold is released as Valorie Evans stands across the ring, waiting for Lightning to get to his feet. Lightning does so, but after looking at his opponent and rubbing his neck, tags in Jack Boulder. Boulder enters the ring and runs at Valorie Evans, but Evans steps out of the way. Boulder grabs the ring rope to prevent himself from going into it, and as he turns around Valorie Evans attempts a Step-Up Enziguri. Likewise, Boulder ducks his head and Valorie Evans crashes the front of her body into the canvas. Jack Boulder grabs Valorie Evans legs, lifts her off the canvas, and performs a Wheel-Barrow Suplex![/color] Matthew Werner: An interesting thing to note with Jack Boulder is how he, apparently, is the Hardcore Champion. I say apparently because no one has verified that claim but himself. Matt Steel: And there’s the fact we don’t have a Hardcore Championship. Matthew Werner: Or we never saw him win it in a match. Matt Steel: Or the fact that the belt looks like it was made out of paper, sparkles, and glue. Jack Boulder gets to his feet, pointing at Lawrence Cage while saying things of a derogatory nature while Lawrence Cage simply smirks at the insolence. Meanwhile, he’s rolled up from behind by Valorie Evans.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... Boulder simply shoves Valorie Evans away. Unfortunately, that direction is towards Lawrence Cage as she tags him in. Lawrence Cage enters in the ring, running at Boulder and taking him down with an STO. Lawrence Cage runs into the ropes and then off the opposite set as Boulder gets onto his knees, attempting to pull himself up. Lawrence Cage continues to run off the ropes, and once Boulder is up to his feet but still staggering, Lawrence takes him down with a Bulldog![/color] Matthew Werner: We’re seeing more of what made Lawrence Cage look so good last week. Suddenly, Lightning jumps off the top rope, landing on Lawrence Cage with a Corkscrew Moonsault![/color] Matthew Werner: Lightning isn’t going to let his partner be made to look bad, apparently. Matt Steel: Does Lightning have no respect for the rules of a Tag Team Match? Lightning gets to his feet, throwing his hands up in celebration. He is then promptly kicked in the face with a Running Calf Kick by Valorie Evans. At this moment there’s an audible reaction from the crowd as the camera pans, showing Overdose and Johnny Albright making their way to the ring.[/color] Matthew Werner: The Hardcore Horsemen are here! Matt Steel: That’s probably not very good for Valorie Evans and Lawrence Cage. Matthew Werner: Probably not, no. Matt Steel: Alright, we’re on the same page. Sick. Both high-five[/color] They reach the ring, but are quickly cut off by referee Jeb Simpson who slides under the ring and confronts both. While this is occurring, Jack Boulder low blows Lawrence Cage.[/color] Matt Steel: Man this is the second week in a row that’s happened to Lawrence Cage. I feel for the guy. Matthew Werner: For sure. Valorie Evans sees this, but is quickly grabbed from behind by Lightning. Jack Boulder rolls of the ring, grabbing his iron pipe.[/color] Matthew Werner: This really doesn’t look good. Boulder rolls back into the ring as Lightning holds Valorie Evans arms from behind. Boulder paces back a couple steps before charging at Evans with the iron pipe extended. At the last possible moment, Valorie Evans breaks free of the grip and drops down, the pipe connecting with the face of Lightning.[/color] Matt Steel: I don’t think that’s what they planned, Matthew. Boulder looks at his downed partner, but is suddenly grabbed from behind by Lawrence Cage and his quickly recovering balls. Cage throws Boulder out of the ring, over Jeb Simpson and onto Overdose and Johnny Albright. At this moment, Valorie Evans applies a Fujiwara Arm-Bar on the comatose Lightning as Jeb Simpson re-enters the ring. After surveying the action for a couple of moments, he calls for the bell, not all that concerned with the fact there’s a lead pipe in the ring and that Lightning is unconscious despite the hold applying pressure to his shoulder. Don’t ask don’t tell, you know?[/color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Keri Thames: Your winners of the match ... Lawrence Cage and Valorie Evans! The Hardcore Horsemen storm into the ring, and logically Valorie Evans and Lawrence Cage roll out.[/color] Matthew Werner: The Hardcore Horsemen’s plan got foiled tonight. Matt Steel: Everyone makes mistakes. That’s why I bought this hat.  We fade to a commercial break, Evans and Cage walking to the back while angrily eyed down by Jack Boulder as Albright and Overdose check on Lightning.[/color] [/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 25, 2010 13:11:06 GMT -5
The lights in the arena suddenly go out. Carl Orff's "O Fortuna" begins to play through the arena. Words begin to appear on the titantron. [/color] "For too long he has waited in exile....
A once decorated man, is now a deteriorated shell of his former self....
He will have his redemption...
Those who stand in his way will be Punished....
"DAVEY SANCHEZ RETURNS"....
The music abruptly stops, the titantron goes blank, and the arena lights up again. The crowd reacts in excitement.[/color] Matt Steel: Well how 'bout that. “Across 26 Winters” by Phoenix Mourning plays and Ace Bennett slowly makes his way down the ring.Keri Thames: The following match is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way to the ring from Syracuse, New York. Weighing in tonight at two hundred and fourty pounds, he is Ace Bennett! He high fives all the people who have their hands extended. Bennett rolls under the ropes, stands up and raises his arms in the air. Bennett stretches as he waits for his opponent to come out, who quickly obliges.“Here Comes the Boom” by P.O.D. echoes throughout the arena as Jon O'Deeves come out from behind the curtain, patting the championship around his waist.Keri Thames: And the opponent, from Brooklyn, New York. He is the WFWF National Champion. He is Jon O'Deeves! O'Deeves stares at the revenge bent Bennett and smirks as he rolls into the ring and hands his title to the referee. O'Deeves makes a minor swinging motion, like Ashton did to Bennett before the last time we saw Bennett. The ref can't even get to the ropes to put the belt down, Bennett attacks O'Deeves.Matthew Werner: Bad more there by O'Deeves, pissing off someone who already wants to kill you even more. Matt Steel: In the words of our King, 'He dun goofed.' Matthew Werner: And O'Deeves can't backtrace that. Matt Steel: Nope. Matthew Werner: And I'm having a premonition that consequences will never be the same. Matt Steel: Nope. Matthew Werner: Yep. The ref calls for the bell.Ding Ding DingAn aggressive Ace Bennett charges at the downed O'Deeves and stomps and pounds on the defenseless champion. Bennett lifts O'Deeves up from off of the mat, only to drop him with a German Suplex. Bennett keeps his arms locked and hauls O'Deeves back twice more for the Triple German Suplex. Due to reflex, O'Deeves rolls to his knees and sits on his heels, literally out on his feet. Bennett ricochets off of the far ropes and drills the champion with a perfectly placed shining wizard to the temple. Bennett, wasting no time, pulls the champion up to his feet and attempts to shove him into the turnbuckle, but O'Deeves gets his wits about him and gets out of the way. Bennett turns around and O'Deeves attempts a Diamond Cutter, but Bennett out maneuvers O'Deeves and does shove the champion belly first into the turnbuckle. Bennett lifts him onto the top turnbuckle and drives him hard into the mat with the Syracuse Drop. Bennett covers.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... Ding Ding Ding!Keri Thames: Here is your winner, Ace Bennett! Matthew Werner: Woah. That was quick. Matt Steel: That's what she said. Matthew Werner: Oh, grow up. Matt Steel: Well it's true. Matthew Werner:  While we ponder why Werner would be sad about that (??), Bennett celebrates in the ring, a successful return. O'Deeves rolls out of the ring behind Bennett to grab his title, still in shock. While Bennett's back is turned though, O'Deeves grabs a steel chair and slides back into the ring, Bennett not noticing. O'Deeves cracks Bennett in the back of the neck with the steel chair, Ace Bennett falling hard to the mat. O'Deeves continues to smack him out of anger and frustration. O'Deeves sets the chair down and stands over the limp Bennett, O'Deeves's title raised high, a cocky smirk on his face, as we cut to commercial break seeing as the announcers are even speechless.[/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 25, 2010 13:11:29 GMT -5
Once again, Loaded returns from a Commercial Break (this time for The upcoming set of WFWF Action Figures. The only one that anybody truly cares about is the Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens 2 Pack, of course. Don‘t forget to pick them up.). The lights go dim for a moment, but then they come immediately back on. Out of seemingly nowhere, Justin Tyger has arrived in the ring. Keri Thames raises an eyebrow, confused as to how he appeared.
Keri Thames: Er…The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…Justin Tyger!
Next, a very generic rock-ish type of music plays. Luke comes out and walks down the ramp. He walks up the steps and goes through the top and middle ropes. He climbs one turnbuckle, lifts both arms, & pyro goes off on the stage.
Keri Thames: And his opponent…Luke McCarthy!
Matt Steel: So before we get this match underway, I‘d just like to remind everyone to pick up a copy of “Best of Matt Steel“ on DVD.
Matthew Werner: And?
Matt Steel: Oh yes, and we‘re being joined this evening by Braden Munroe and “The Black Dahlia“ Tabitha Owens!
Braden Munroe: What‘s up homie? Other homie?
Matt Steel: Uhm, nothing much…homie…
Tabitha Owens: Why are we even out here anyways?
Matt Steel: I was honestly wondering the same thing.
Braden Munroe: Uhm, duh. So we can watch this very exciting match between two very exciting wrestlers!
Tabitha Owens: It would be a better match if I were in it.
In the ring, the two men meet in the center with Tyger offering a simple handshake out of respect. McCarthy shrugs then slyly stamps on Tyger‘s left foot. He then places Tyger in a headlock but the hold doesn‘t last long as Tyger shoves McCarthy off with a force that sends him to the ropes. McCarthy bounces off and is met with a Drop Toe Hold. Quickly, Tyger leaps at McCarthy and applies the Ankle Lock.
Matt Steel: Ut oh! Justin Tyger trying to feel up McCarthy‘s foot.
Matthew Werner: Huh?
Matt Steel: Dude‘s got a foot fetish, I tell you!
Braden Munroe: I agree!
Tabitha Owens: Oh my god..
Back to the action. McCarthy has now reached the ropes. Tyger breaks the hold and steps back, allowing his opponent to get to his feet. As soon as this happens, McCarthy rushes Tyger and strikes him repeatedly with heavy forearms. He kicks McCarthy in the midsection and then lifts him onto his shoulder and Powerslams him down, roughly. He doesn‘t go for the pin, however, as he picks Tyger back up and lifts him up for the Burning Hammer, but Tyger finds his way out. Tyger lands behind McCarthy and wraps his arms around his waste. Tyger then hits a German Suplex and holds the bridge for the pin.
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McCarthy kicks out!
Matthew Werner: McCarthy kicks out of the German Suplex, impressive!
Tabitha Owens: I could kick out of a German Suplex, but you wouldn‘t know that since I‘ve never had a match here. T_T
Matt Steel: I‘d have a match with you.
Braden Munroe: You probably don‘t even want to go there, sir.
Tabitha Owens: I will kill you all.
Matthew Werner: You guys, there is a match going on here…
Braden Munroe: Really? Hmm..
In the ring, Tyger has double underhooked McCarthy‘s arms, looking for a Tiger Driver. McCarthy twirls his way out and strikes a few stiff knees into Tyger‘s gut. He then tosses Tyger into the nearest turnbuckle and rushes towards him, hitting a massive clothesline in the corner. Tyger starts to stumble out of the corner, as McCarthy rushes towards the ropes and runs back towards him and nearly destroys him with a huge spear. Once again, McCarthy not going for the cover, lifts Tyger and puts him in a sort of reverse Fireman Carry. McCarthy taunts for a moment and then nails the Burning Hammer and pins Tyger.
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Keri Thames: Here is your winner: Luke McCarthy!
Braden Munroe: What is that crazy lady talking about?
Matthew Werner: The match is over!
Tabitha Owens: It‘s about time.
Braden Munroe: That isn‘t very nice!
Matthew Werner: To himself [/color] Should not have dropped out of law school ... .kaerb laicremmoC[/color] [/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 25, 2010 13:11:58 GMT -5
After the commercial we fade into King Kraig’s office where he sits with General Manager Yukio Blaze, drinking coffee. [/color] Yukio Blaze: ... So then I said “well I’m the general manager of the WFWF”, and then he said “yeah?”, and then I said “well if I tell you to do something you have to do it”, and then he said “with all due respect, this is Pizza Hut”. So then I said “I know”, and then he’s all “right”, then we had a bit more of an exchange but the point is, I got my calzone cheaper then it’s price. King Kraig: Ahaha ... fantastic. Yukio Blaze: Yeah ... cause I had a coupon, see. King Kraig looks at Yukio Blaze inquisitively, before simply shaking his head and sipping from his “World’s Greatest Boss” mug.[/color] King Kraig: Well Yukio, it’s been a rough first couple of months but it appears we’ve got everything on track and right where we want it, all going at a speed that’s acceptable yet challenging for those involved and entertaining for those watching. Yukio Blaze, we have turned the corner on the WFWF. Yukio Blaze: Yes. It’s like NASCAR. They continue to drink their coffee.[/color] Yukio Blaze: Hey, so how about the Heavyweight Title match I changed last week? Pretty sharp, right? I figure by adding Wayne McGurk we increase the interest the match is lacking because of Alex’s uh ... finger quoting[/color] ... “impunctuality” ... King Kraig: I was meaning to ask you about that. Yukio Blaze: It just sort of ... I don’t know ... came to me. King Kraig: Your plan to offset one of the contestants who doesn’t show up is to add someone who until tonight hasn’t been seen in months? Yukio Blaze: ... Yes. Kraig drinks from his mug.[/color] King Kraig: Whatever the case, I think I really got through to Alex last week. He knows he was wrong. In fact, word is that he filmed an interview for us to use tonight. I recognized that as an apology, and Yukio, I accept it. Kraigs nods in admiration at his willingness to forgive.[/color] Yukio Blaze: About that. I got word from the production truck like a couple of hours ago. We haven’t received a tape. In mid sip, Kraig pauses. Slowly he puts the mug down and turns his head to Yukio Blaze.[/color] King Kraig: ... Excuse me? Yukio Blaze: Yeah ... I knew you wouldn’t want to hear it so I was just kind of putting it off and hoping there would be a good time to tell you. Then “poof”, here it was. It’s a relief. King Kraig: He’s standing me up in video form!? Kraig raises his “World Greatest Boss” mug to throw in frustration, but after looking at it places it down gently. He proceeds to grab Yukio’s cup of coffee and whips it at the wall. He rises from his seat.[/color] King Kraig: Get someone in here to clean that up! He storms out.
We cut back to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.[/color] Matthew Werner: King Kraig has to be furious with Alex Sean at this point. Matt Steel: Hey, weren't you involved in that interview as well? Matthew Werner: ... No ... no sir Matt Steel: No really, I saw the card and - Matthew Werner: Oh look our next match is starting. Thanks, Jesus. Sound of Madness hits the PA system, as Cameron Stone steps out from behind the curtain onto the stage. He raises his arms into the air, and a shower of sparks fly around him briefly, before he lowers his arms to his sides and starts strutting down the ramp, almost gloating about how good he is. As he reaches the ring, he steps up onto the apron, and steps in through the ropes. He taunts for a few moments, before backing into a corner, awaiting his opponent.[/color] Matthew Werner: This will be the first part of our “One Partner Faces Another Partner On The Opposite Team in The Tag Team Title Match At Consequences Will Never Be The Same”. I, personally, would have gone for something simpler. [Insert DGX face entrance that he doesn’t have apparently.][/color] Matt Steel: Like that? Matthew Werner: In a roundabout way. Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Not wasting any time, Cameron Stone attacks DGX as soon as the bell is rung with a barrage of forearms and elbow shots to the face. He backs The Tag Team Champion into the ring ropes, connecting with a few knife edged chops to his chest before he whips him into the opposite set of the ring ropes. On the rebound Cameron Stone attempts a Clothesline but DGX ducks under. DGX bounces off the ropes back first, connecting with a Flying Forearm to Cameron Stone’s face.[/color] Matthew Werner: Even when you think you have DGX where you want him, you might not. Looking to end this match quickly because he probably has things to do, DGX grabs Cameron Stone’s legs and looks to apply the DGenerated. Before he can turn Stone over onto his stomach, Cameron reaches up and grabs DGX by his golden hair -[/color] Matt Steel: He uses Herbal Essences, I believe. ... And rolls him up into a Small Package pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... DGX rolls his shoulder off the mat. Not looking to waste any time against his more experienced opponent, Cameron Stone scouts DGX and waits for him to rise to his feet, rising to his own at the same time. Just as DGX makes it to a standing position, Cameron Stone grabs him from behind and executes a Back-Breaker! After the move is completed Cameron Stone makes sure to continue with his grasp on DGX, and after bringing DGX and himself back up and slightly repositioning his opponent, performs a Back Suplex, bridging up with a pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... Matthew Werner: Cameron Stone may have the upset here! ... 2[/color] ... DGX gets hi s shoulder off the mat. Not phased, Cameron Stone exits the ring and begins to climb the top rope. Once he reaches the top DGX conveniently happens to rise to his feet, and with that Cameron Stone leaps off the top rope, attempting a Double Axe Handle to the crown of DGX’s head. Impressively, DGX catches Cameron Stone as he dives off, and after a brief pause, throws Cameron Stone across the ring with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex![/color] Matt Steel: One of the greatest of all time for a reason, Matthew ... for a reason ... DGX stands at the turnbuckle, stomping his foot on the mat.[/color] Matt Steel: Could this be it!? Could DGX be joining American Bandstand!? Matthew Werner: I believe he’s preparing for the Breakdown, Matt. Matt Steel: Maybe it’ll be both! DGX continues to stomp almost rhythmically as Cameron Stone slowly attempts to pull himself off the mat. As Cameron Stone does so and turns around DGX charges from the other end of the ring, his leg extended as he looks to kick Cameron Stone in the jaw. Cameron Stone snaps his head back at the last second, avoiding the blow altogether.[/color] Matthew Werner: He saw it coming! With DGX’s back temporarily at Cameron Stone and observing the perfect position, Cameron Stone rushes at DGX for the Reverse STO he dubs “The Loose Screw”. But having that scouted, DGX ducks his head and Cameron Stone runs into the ring ropes. When he rebounds, DGX takes him off his feet with a Spear![/color] Matthew Werner: Counter after counter! Matt Steel: It’s “Who will mess up last?”. Once again, DGX stands by the turnbuckles as Cameron Stone rises to his feet. He stomps his foot on the canvas twice, for show if nothing else, and then kicks Cameron Stone in the head with The Breakdown! He makes a pin cover.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... ... 3[/color] ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Keri Thames: Your winner of the match ... D-G-X!! Whatever his music happens to be now, because really your guess is as good as mine, plays as DGX is handed his Tag Team Title and he leans against the ring ropes, swiping his hand through his hair as he smugly smiles to the crowd, still receiving a cheer.[/color] Matt Steel: It’s the charisma, honestly. DGX remains in the ring, acting all DGX like when the lights dim and the near iconic opening piano of Ennio Morricone’s “Ecstasy of Gold” plays throughout the arena. Almost on cue the fans stand and cheer in anticipation.[/color] Matthew Werner: Looks like we’re not going to be wasting any time going into our next match. With the voice of Jay-Z behind it the piano continues to play its melody, and roughly twenty seconds after it started, the beat picks up as EBR appears on the stage to a louder reception. He begins his descent down the ramp way, walking in a slow but methodical pace to the ring. Once that destination is reached, EBR temporarily stops and jogs on the spot, loosening up the limbs before ascending the ring steps and entering through the second and third ring ropes. Once he enters the ring he’s greeted by DGX who extends his hand, which EBR fist pumps.[/color] Matt Steel: Unity. At his corner, EBR stretches with the ring ropes before throwing back his sweatshirt hood. The lighting resumes to its normal settings as EBR removes his sweatshirt and Tag Team Title, and unexpectedly begins to have his shoulders massaged by DGX. EBR slowly turns his head towards DGX and stares at him before DGX exits the ring. EBR stands in anticipation as DGX nears the announce table, picking up a head set.[/color] DGX: Sup, Matt? Matt Steel: Not much, brother. Both engage in a secret handshake.[/color] DGX: Looking at Matthew Werner[/color] ... Matthew ... Matthew Werner: ... What did I do? "Anasasis (Xenophontis)" by Parkway Drive resonates through the arena as the crowd starts to stir in anticipation. The lights dim, with only a single shining gold spotlight down on the stage. Shawn Malakai walks out from behind the curtain, stretching his arms, but never unclenching his crossed hands.[/color] Matthew Werner: So I take it you’ll be joining us for commentary? DGX: Well considering I sat down and put on the headset ... you need to work on your comprehension skills, Matty. Matt Steel: He’s the worst. Malakai makes his way down the ramp and up the steps. He steps over the ropes and into the ring, looking at his opponent who stares him down the entire time.[/color] Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Both men step to the centre of the ring, Shawn Malakai extending his hand. EBR looks at it for a second before shaking it. The fans cheer because that was wholesome.[/color] Matthew Werner: Nice gesture by both men. DGX: What does EBR and a professor have in common? They both have class. Matt Steel: Yeah! Zing! DGX: Ahaha ... but yeah seriously, he’s a good kid. The match begins with Shawn Malakai extending his arm for a test of strength. Thinking this is a joke about his height in comparison to his taller opponent, EBR kicks Shawn Malakai in the stomach and clubs him in the back. He pushes Shawn Malakai into the ring ropes, unloading with several forearms to his face. He attempts to whip him off the ropes but Malakai locks his left arm around the third rope, preventing EBR from doing so. With EBR attempting to figure out a way out of this awkward dilemma, Malakai headbutts him in the face.[/color] Matt Steel: Just like Zinedine Zidane. With EBR down onto his knees, Shawn Malakai paces back before soccer kicking EBR in the head. With one half of the Tag Team Champions down Malakai runs into the ring ropes, rebounding with a Big Splash. He hooks EBR’s leg.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... EBR kicks out. Shawn Malakai brings EBR up to his feet, but is met with several shots to his gut. With a slight distance between one another, EBR quickly shoots to his feet, and after doing so, knees Shawn Malakai in the face.[/color] Matthew Werner: So DGX, I take it this is you taking an opportunity to scout your other opponent at Consequences Will Never Be The Same? DGX: Not exactly, Matty. I’m mostly here to represent my homeboy, E. Matthew Werner: I see. Do you not think maybe you’re slightly underestimating your opponents? DGX: Did you see the match I just had? Matt Steel: Ohhh, he’s got you there, Matthew. Matthew Werner: Why are you ... why am I the bad guy? Forcing Shawn Malakai into the turnbuckles, EBR again fires at his opponent with forearms to the face. After several shots he brings Malakai out, hooking him in an attempt for an Exploder Suplex. Before he can perform the maneuver Malakai blocks it, elbowing EBR in the side of the head. Quickly, Malakai takes EBR off his feet with an STO.[/color] Matthew Werner: Shawn Malakai is looking good in the early goings here, and if I were you, I wouldn’t underestimate him or Cameron Stone. DGX: Well all due respect, but who exactly are you to tell me how to prepare for my matches? EBR and I are Tag Team Champions for a reason, and quite frankly, you should be giving them advice on how they should be preparing for us. Matt Steel: Word. Us XWA type are hard to beat. Different breed, really. DGX: I’m not even trying to put Shawn Malakai or Cameron Stone down directly, I’m sure they’re fine people, but there’s a difference between facing the Headcrushers and facing us. Big difference. Shawn Malakai waits for EBR to rise to his feet, and when he does grabs his head, arm, and leg and snaps off a 3 Handled Credenza! He bridges into a pin.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... EBR gets his shoulder up.[/color] Matthew Werner: As we’re seeing here, Shawn Malakai is a tough match up for EBR. EBR is a wrestler who’s really at his most effective when he has the size and strength advantage, which as we see here, is not the case. DGX: Well first off, EBR is a multiple time World Champion so if you’re implying that he can’t adjust when he needs too ... Matthew Werner: I wasn’t! Matt Steel: Didn’t sound that way, Matthew. It sounded judgemental. DGX: Secondly, I’m sure EBR can squat more than Shawn Malakai weighs. Matt Steel: I believe it ... he has great thighs. Shawn Malakai ascends the turnbuckles as his opponent lies on the canvas. He reaches the top as the fans get off their seats. The guy’s 6’9, so really no matter what happens it’s gonna be good. He leaps off with a Diving Leg Drop, but EBR rolls out of the way at the last minute! Shawn Malakai sits on the mat, holding at his glutes as EBR gets himself up to his feet. He runs to the ropes in front of Malakai, smacking him upside the head with a Running Knee when he rebounds![/color] DGX: Well done, sir. Bringing Malakai up to his feet, EBR places his head between his legs looking for a Folding Power-Bomb. He attempts to bring him up, but along with both Malakai’s weight and Malakai’s ability to fight it off, cannot. Shawn Malakai raises his head, sending EBR onto the canvas with a Back Drop. EBR is quickly back on his feet, but is grabbed his neck and thrown nearly across the ring with a Choke Toss![/color] Matthew Werner: These two men are just unloading on one another here! Matt Steel: If only we’d have the chance to see them face again sometime. Oh wait, we do, it’s called “Consequences Will Never Be The Same” and it’s available on Pay-Per-View. Ahaha ... what a pitch. Malakai brings EBR up from the mat, now placing his head between his legs. He elevates EBR’s body, in position for a Crucifix Power-Bomb; The Hangman’s Horror. EBR begins to fight it off, wiggling his body before slamming his foot into Malakai’s upper back. Naturally, Malakai drops EBR and clutches at his body part, EBR now standing behind him. The Tag Team Champion grabs Malakai from around the waist, and in an impressive display of strength, drops Shawn Malakai on the back of his head with a Back-Drop Driver![/color] Matthew Werner: Back-Drop Driver! DGX: And if you notice, he used that superior leg strength of his. EBR temporarily rests on one knee, clearly exhausted at this point, before he grabs Malakai by the head and slowly brings him up. In a great display of resolve, Shawn Malakai swipes EBR’s arms away, forearming him in the head. EBR stumbles into the ring ropes, only to come back with a forearm of his own to Malakai’s face. This sends Malakai into the ring ropes, and in much of the same he rebounds with a Big Boot to EBR’s face![/color] Matt Steel: It’s like a teeter totter ... of pain! Predictably EBR falls into the ropes, but this time simply leans against them for several moments. Shawn Malakai senses the opportunity and rises towards EBR, but suddenly the Tag Team Champion shoots off the ropes and nearly takes Shawn Malakai head off with a Lariat![/color] Matthew Werner: He lured Shawn Malakai in and connected! DGX: That’s experience you just can’t teach, Matthew. Shawn Malakai drops to the mat, possibly already out of it at this point. Regardless, EBR brings him back up, positions him between his legs, and in another impressive display, is able to lift the dead weight of Malakai up and back down into the canvas with the Folding Power-Bomb! He has the pin attempt.[/color] ... 1[/color] ... ... 2[/color] ... ... 3[/color] ... Ding! Ding! Ding![/color] Matthew Werner: This one’s over! DGX: Business as usual for E. “Blueprint II” plays as EBR rests on one knee.[/color] Keri Thames: Your winner of the match ... EBR!! DGX: Great seeing you, Matt. Matt Steel: You too, bro. DGX removes the headset and grabs EBR’s Tag Title, entering the ring and handing it to him.[/color] Matthew Werner: Seeing as I have no objective and shouldn’t care about the snub one way or another ... man, that was mean. Matt Steel: Didn’t even notice. Breakity break breaked his break.[/color] [/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Sept 25, 2010 13:12:40 GMT -5
"Belief in God is so Adorable" by Gay For Johnny Depp begins to play on the PA as shades of black, violet and grey fill the arena. Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens are seen in the audience, walking around casually, high-fiving fans.
Keri Thames: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! First, making his way to the ring, he is Braden Munroe!
They hop over the guard rail as fans cheer them loudly. Once at ringside, the pair slide into the ring, shouting pointing out towards the people in the audience. They walk towards a turnbuckle and speak to one another as the music fades out.
“Horseshoes and Handgrenades” by Green Day begins to play. After the song's introduction, Thunder steps out onto the ramp and makes his way to the ring. As usual, he is wearing a rather ornate robe.
Keri Thames: And his partner, he is the WFWF International Champion, he is Thunder!
Matthew Werner: And there's Thunder, about to compete in his last match ever on Loaded.
Matt Steel: Exciting.
Matthew Werner: Can't you be happy for him, just this once?
Matt Steel: You're right. He's retiring at Consequences. Party!
Matthew Werner: That's not what I...ugh.
Upon reaching the ring, he poses on the middle rope for a moment, before getting ready for his match.
The lights fall as Wolfgang's "Sanctified" rips through the arena. Shades of white sparkle through the darkness as the song kicks into full gear and Wayne drives into the arena on his Harley Davidson Hog. Wayne circles the ring before parking the motorcycle towards the entrance way.
Keri Thames: And the opponents. First, he is Wayne McGurk!
Wayne leaps into the apron and motions into the ring through the second rope. Wayne rises to the turnbuckle as the arena lights slowly return; Wayne raises his arms and yells. Wayne returns to the canvass, as the song slowly fades.
The chords of “Death Before Dishonor” hits as the lights dim low. Trace Demon walks out onto the ramp and a single spotlight shines down upon him. He holds out his arm, pointing at the ring with his fingers pointed like a gun. He throws his hand upwards, mouthing “Boom” and turning the lights on in the process.
Keri Thames: Finally, Wayne's partner. He is Trace Demon!
He slowly makes his way down to the ring, entering between the top and middle rope.
He ascends the turnbuckle and points at the crowd, grinning, before jumping down and stopping in the center of the ring.
The referee calls for the bell.
Ding Ding Ding
Thunder and Trace start the match out. The two men slap hands quickly and tie up. Thunder takes over with a headlock, but Trace quickly gets out and reverses it into an armbar on Thunder. Thunder worms out of it though, only to tie up with Trace again, who puts Thunder in a headlock, Thunder reverses it into an armbar on Trace, who then gets out of the hold himself. Once more they tie up but Trace backs Thunder into a neutral corner and Thunder puts half of his body outside of the ropes calling for a break, which Trace does. Trace backs off and Thunder takes a swing and misses, Trace attempting a German suplex on Thunder who rolls out midway through, landing on his feet. He shoves Demon into the ropes and on the bounceback, he rolls Trace up for a schoolboy pin.
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Trace kicks out at two and gets to his feet! Trace backs into his corner and tags in McGurk. Wayne goes over the top rope and stares down his former Axis teammate and his opponent at 'Consequences Will Never Be the Same.'
Matthew Werner: Showtime.
McGurk charges Thunder and throws an arrant clothesline, knocking Thunder down. He bounces back up and Wayne delivers another one of those clotheslines. Next Wayne attempts a big boot but Thunder's had enough and he slides under Wayne's raised leg and leaps, making a tag to Braden Munroe. Munroe enters the ring and immediately tries to down McGurk by kicking at his legs, knees and hips. Wayne catches one of his kicks, but Braden knocks McGurk in the head with an enziguri. The big man stumbles and drops to one knee and Munroe hammers on the back and neck of McGurk, Tabitha and Thunder cheering him on from the outside for different reasons, but still. Munroe steps out to the apron and holds onto the top rope, waiting for McGurk to stand. Once McGurk does, Munroe leaps onto the top rope and off, attempting to 'Drop the Dime' but it turns out bad for Munroe as McGurk holds onto him and sit down powerbombs Munroe hard into the canvas. Wayne pulls Braden into the middle of the ring and sets up the Razorback but Tabitha gets onto the apron and causes problems, the ref coming over to her. Thunder comes into the ring and knees McGurk in the side of the head and clotheslines Trace off of the apron. Both men dump McGurk over the top rope too. Thunder and Munroe look at each other, nod and bounce off of the back rope and charge to the side of the ring Trace and Wayne are recuperating on and Munroe throws himself up and over the ropes onto Trace and Thunder dives through the middle rope onto Wayne.
Matt Steel: Not bad.
The four men try to gather their bearings as we cut to commercial break.
We return from break to see Trace being flipped and rammed into the steel steps by Munroe.
Matthew Werner: Ouch! Thanks for coming, Trace!
The legal men, Wayne and Thunder, fight in the ring with Wayne having the upper hand. Wayne drops Thunder with a hard back suplex. McGurk picks Thunder up by his head and hurls him into the corner and Thunder flips up it and flips back down, right into a German suplex from McGurk. Wayne taunts Thunder and gets the crowd behind him, Munroe paying no mind to the happenings in the ring, him too focused on the beating he's giving Trace at the moment. McGurk stands over Thunder, but Thunder's playing possum and swings his legs up to try to pull Wayne down, but it fails. McGurk catches Thunder's legs and swings him to his feet. Thunder throws a punch but misses and McGurk catches the arm and goes for a capture suplex but Thunder slips out and actually gets Wayne onto his shoulders to set up the Thunder and Lightning but Wayne powers out and hoists Thunder high up above his head and brings him down hard with the Dead End and covers Thunder. Munroe, realizing what's going on tries to get into the ring and break up the pin cover, but it's too late.
Matthew Werner: Goodnight.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Keri Thames: Here are your winners, Trace Demon and Wayne McGurk!
Wayne books it out of the ring as Tabitha and Munroe come into the ring and just stare at the downed Thunder.
Matthew Werner: Well that about wraps up this edition of Loaded.
Matt Steel: It's been a great one.
Matthew Werner: That it has, and one can only hope that the greatness carries over to 'Consequences Will Never Be the Same.'
Matt Steel: Good possibility, considering the magnitude of the matches.
Matthew Werner: Truth. And with that, goodnight everyone. Thanks for watching, and we'll see you at 'Consequences.'
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Post by cattlemutilation on Sept 25, 2010 17:28:02 GMT -5
Remember that one time how I said how embarrassing it would be for my female partner to beat one of the two novices we beat?
Yeah.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Sept 25, 2010 17:49:51 GMT -5
Hehe, pretty good. Glad I won.
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Post by Boss Bread on Sept 25, 2010 18:12:16 GMT -5
Remember that one time how I said how embarrassing it would be for my female partner to beat one of the two novices we beat? Yeah.*high five* |
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Post by Ace Bennett on Sept 25, 2010 19:17:09 GMT -5
Good results. Glad I picked up the win over an opponent who showed. I expect my National title shot soon  . Loved the aftermath and how it builds for a possible storyline. |
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