Post by spamdfms101 on Nov 8, 2010 17:14:13 GMT -5
The entire arena is completely dark. Pitch Black. The feeling in the air is so tense that you could cut it with a knife. The crowd is screaming, knowing that some serious stuff is about to go down. All of a sudden, a mysterious silhouette appears on the WFWF titantron. He speaks.
Cops. Lawyers. Bounty Hunters. These....these are the guys who enfor-try to enforce Johnny Law. The ones who believe that their jobs are bettering society. They think that with every pot-smoking slacker, with every homeless heroin junkie, with every kid who illegally downloads music, that they are bringing justice to society by arresting these people or suing them for thousands. They think that they are making life for us better. They think that they are better than ALL of us! Well, they are sadly mistaken.
The crowd starts booing.
I cannot stand these people! They sicken me! I hate all of them to the core. I wish, deep down inside my heart, death to them all. I wish them immense pain and suffering, just as they have brought me! They arent helping us, they are HURTING us! Putting our family membersin jail, suing us for money in which we dont have, but yet they do. Their greed is never satisfied. The thirst for glutton, never quenched. Acting, as if they have a higher moral code, only because they dont stick a needle in their arm, or because they dont put a pipe to their lips. Even though, at the end of the day, they get drunk and cheat on their wives just like every other scumbag. We cannot trust these people! And I hope...No I promise I will bring each and every one of these pieces of trash, and every person who supports what they do, to my version of justice!
The lights burst on. The titantron shows a calm, relaxing ocean. The crowd is confused. Cheeseburger in Paradise starts playing. The crowd thinks that what they just witnessed is over and they are onto a new match, with a new superstar. The tropical atmosphere makes it seem as if everything is alright after what they just witnessed. That this new guy, with dolphins on arm and trunks, will take them away from all the problems in the world. "Big" Boo Kona appears happy. He gets in the ring as the crowd is cheering for him. He grabs a mic and begins to speak, and the music suddenly cuts off.
Wow, I am shocked by what we all just witnessed. How can a guy, take what this beautiful country of ours offers him, for granted!? He is lucky to live in such a wonderful country of ours. Am I correct?
The crowd is cheering for him even louder now!
Well...Wrong! Would you be shocked if I told you all, that the person on the titantron was me? Because it was. I am "Big" Boo Kona! Hailing from the beatiful island of Hawaii. Ha, but I kid, it is not really beautful. It is a disgusting place littered with filth. And everything I said before, was true.
The crowd has turned on him. They are now booing.
You like me? You really like me? Well, I am glad that at least somebody likes me. I know my mother certaintly didnt. That was apparent when she ditched me at age four! But, not my father. My father loved me with all his heart. And I too, wanted to show him that I loved him. I wanted to show him that he could trust me. I once paid for that man so he could get out of jail. And you know what happened? A white trash bounty hunter came and took him away from me. Can you imagine, being a twelve year old boy, seeing your father being hauled away, by some bunghole who thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is making barely enough money to support his faimly? Ever since that day I have been on my own, fighting to stay alive. Fighting to stay above every other guy on the street on the food chain. I wandered from town to town. Foster home to foster home. That was until I was sixteen. I couldnt bear the fake families anymore. I beat up my foster dad and proceeded to run away. Only to have Johhny catch up with me again. Thats when that scumbag police officer brutally attacked me. Or at least, tried to. He found me, hidden in an abondded house a few miles over. He thought he woul have some joy in beating up a defensless teenager. Or so he thought I was. I wasnt going to have it. One swing, he's down. Second swing he's out. A five minute sleeper hold later, he's permenantly brain damaged.
I take justice into my own hands! I will never let another "authority figure" tell others what they believe is right is wrong, again. I will do everything in my power, to destroy what they, in fact, believe is right. That, my friends is what will happen when you mess with Boo Kona. There is no rematch with Boo Kona, because there's no chance of getting out alive.
Boo drops the mic. Cheeseburger in Paradise starts up again. The crowd is booing as loud as they humanly can, as Boo Kona walks back up the ramp, to the locker room.
Cops. Lawyers. Bounty Hunters. These....these are the guys who enfor-try to enforce Johnny Law. The ones who believe that their jobs are bettering society. They think that with every pot-smoking slacker, with every homeless heroin junkie, with every kid who illegally downloads music, that they are bringing justice to society by arresting these people or suing them for thousands. They think that they are making life for us better. They think that they are better than ALL of us! Well, they are sadly mistaken.
The crowd starts booing.
I cannot stand these people! They sicken me! I hate all of them to the core. I wish, deep down inside my heart, death to them all. I wish them immense pain and suffering, just as they have brought me! They arent helping us, they are HURTING us! Putting our family membersin jail, suing us for money in which we dont have, but yet they do. Their greed is never satisfied. The thirst for glutton, never quenched. Acting, as if they have a higher moral code, only because they dont stick a needle in their arm, or because they dont put a pipe to their lips. Even though, at the end of the day, they get drunk and cheat on their wives just like every other scumbag. We cannot trust these people! And I hope...No I promise I will bring each and every one of these pieces of trash, and every person who supports what they do, to my version of justice!
The lights burst on. The titantron shows a calm, relaxing ocean. The crowd is confused. Cheeseburger in Paradise starts playing. The crowd thinks that what they just witnessed is over and they are onto a new match, with a new superstar. The tropical atmosphere makes it seem as if everything is alright after what they just witnessed. That this new guy, with dolphins on arm and trunks, will take them away from all the problems in the world. "Big" Boo Kona appears happy. He gets in the ring as the crowd is cheering for him. He grabs a mic and begins to speak, and the music suddenly cuts off.
Wow, I am shocked by what we all just witnessed. How can a guy, take what this beautiful country of ours offers him, for granted!? He is lucky to live in such a wonderful country of ours. Am I correct?
The crowd is cheering for him even louder now!
Well...Wrong! Would you be shocked if I told you all, that the person on the titantron was me? Because it was. I am "Big" Boo Kona! Hailing from the beatiful island of Hawaii. Ha, but I kid, it is not really beautful. It is a disgusting place littered with filth. And everything I said before, was true.
The crowd has turned on him. They are now booing.
You like me? You really like me? Well, I am glad that at least somebody likes me. I know my mother certaintly didnt. That was apparent when she ditched me at age four! But, not my father. My father loved me with all his heart. And I too, wanted to show him that I loved him. I wanted to show him that he could trust me. I once paid for that man so he could get out of jail. And you know what happened? A white trash bounty hunter came and took him away from me. Can you imagine, being a twelve year old boy, seeing your father being hauled away, by some bunghole who thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is making barely enough money to support his faimly? Ever since that day I have been on my own, fighting to stay alive. Fighting to stay above every other guy on the street on the food chain. I wandered from town to town. Foster home to foster home. That was until I was sixteen. I couldnt bear the fake families anymore. I beat up my foster dad and proceeded to run away. Only to have Johhny catch up with me again. Thats when that scumbag police officer brutally attacked me. Or at least, tried to. He found me, hidden in an abondded house a few miles over. He thought he woul have some joy in beating up a defensless teenager. Or so he thought I was. I wasnt going to have it. One swing, he's down. Second swing he's out. A five minute sleeper hold later, he's permenantly brain damaged.
I take justice into my own hands! I will never let another "authority figure" tell others what they believe is right is wrong, again. I will do everything in my power, to destroy what they, in fact, believe is right. That, my friends is what will happen when you mess with Boo Kona. There is no rematch with Boo Kona, because there's no chance of getting out alive.
Boo drops the mic. Cheeseburger in Paradise starts up again. The crowd is booing as loud as they humanly can, as Boo Kona walks back up the ramp, to the locker room.
