The twelve steps to recovery
1. We admitted we were powerless over Y2J
2. Believe that a power greater than ourselves, Y2J, could make us great
3. Made a decision to turn our lives over to the care of Chris Jericho
4. Let Y2J make a moral inventory of us
5. Admitted to Y2J and ourselves, all of us our wrongdoings
6. We are ready to have Y2J remove all these defects of character
7. Humbly asked Y2J to remove our shortcomings
8. Made a list of all persons who have hurt Y2J and will destroy them
9. Made decision to foil Y2J's enemies whenever possible
10. Know that Chris Jericho is never wrong!
11. Sought through time and meditation to improve our alliance with Y2J, hoping only to have his knowledge of the world and for him to lead us into the new millennium
12. Spread the word of Jericho's greatness
