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Post by sonstuds on Nov 18, 2010 3:41:55 GMT -5
The following show is dedicated to Shakira. She’s hot. I was once told in grade 10 that she had a penis.If she does whatever. Still hot.
The opening pyros go off. Boom.
We cut to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel. [/color] Matthew Werner: Welcome to “Hips Don’t Lie”, folks! I’m Matthew Werner, joined by Matt Steel - Matt Steel: Charmed. Matthew Werner: What a show we have lined up tonight. The Tag Team Champions EBR and DGX are both in action. Matt Steel: Representin’ from the south side of the XWA. Matthew Werner: Tabitha Owens makes her official in-ring debut against National Champion Valorie Evans. Matt Steel: On the show whose name was inspired because someone found Shakira hot. One step forward, two steps back for feminism. Matthew Werner: And Heavyweight Champion Wayne McGurk faces Shawn Malakai, while the guy who has the Heavyweight Championship in his possession, Thunder, faces Alex Sean who if history is any indication, may or may not show up. Matt Steel: Is it just me or this placed filled with a lot more drama then it was two months ago? Matthew Werner: But less talking, more big matches! Matt Steel: Yeah, let’s do this! The show as supposed to begin with Davey Sanchez vs. Hell’s Demon. Unfortunately neither showed so this match never happened.[/color] Matt Steel: Uh oh, looks we’re off to a classic rough start, Matty. Matthew Werner: Seemed like an incredibly unnecessary thing to even mention. The camera zooms away from the face plate of Valorie Evans' WFWF National Championship revealing two fairly large mounds of strawberry flavored Jell-O on opposite ends of it. An artistic eye for her work, Valorie Evans' tongue is innocently sticking out to the left side of her mouth as she continues to glare at her championship at an acute angle. To the untrained eye the mounds might have looked perfect, maybe even stunning, but to Valorie, being an award-winner for her efforts in Jell-O decorating, it was far from it.
Valorie Evans: I know you think they're awesome, but lets face it. Your nipples are far from anything extraordinary. Only her right eye opened, she continued to circle the championship, which was currently displayed on an empty wooden table of Japanese ethnicity. Quite suddenly, she backs away from the championship, as he just said something offensive.
Valorie Evans: HEY! You're the one in this relationship who's not happy with how they look like. Yes, yes, I've know I've constructed hundreds of molds already, but trust me, each one is just another step towards your ultimate self-perfection, trust me. She holds a hand towards her heart as she says this, closing her eyes ever so lovingly.
Valorie Evans: Forget who I am deceiving, you're the one I care about, you're the one I'm with. Between you and I, there aren't any secrets, otherwise, would I be doing this right now? Pursing her lips, she nods and walks closer towards her championship. Glaring straight into his soul, she brushes back what the audience assumes is the championship's imaginary hair, and puckers up.
But before anything hot and heavy could occur, the door to the once private room is kicked open with force! The door collapses before Valorie and her lover, startling them so much that one of the make-shift nipples falls to the floor with a splat. Valorie is mortified and suddenly very hungry at the same time. She turns to meet the intruding intruder with a devastatingly powerful stink eye (eye, not thigh all you crazy Valorie haters!). There, in the doorway is…Detective Olivia Benson?[/color]  No, that isn’t right. A closer glance and Valorie sees it is merely Braden Munroe in disguise, carrying a not-so-concealed banana peel as his weapon of choice. His face flushes when he notices just what is or was going on here before he so rudely interrupted. Braden, keeping in character enters the room and musters up his best not-too-feminine female voice (which is actually spot on).
Braden Munroe as Detective Olivia Benson: Hi, I’m Olivia. I’m here to help you, sweetheart. Where did the bad man touch you? Before Valorie has a chance to respond, if she plans on responding at all, Tabitha Owens walks in. She examines the scene before her. Valorie, blushing, her hair slightly distorted. The Championship Belt with pile of Jell-O melting over it, another pile lying on the floor. Braden, holding a banana peel…dressed up as a lesbian woman.
Tabitha Owens: What the HELL is going on here? She then proceeds to shake her head, almost violently.[/color] Tabitha Owens: Turning her head from the scene[/color] You know what, I don‘t even want to know. I came here to say something that would most likely intimidate Valorie but whatever. You two carry on with your sick fetishes and I‘m going to the ring. Braden, don‘t you dare follow me. This is about me tonight. Tabitha takes one last look at her friend, disappointment filling her eyes. She then glances over at Valorie, flames possibly about to burst out and claim her life. She finally tilts her head and rests her gaze upon the WFWF National Championship Belt. It‘s Jell-O mount, mocking her silently For a moment, she swears she see‘s it stick it‘s tongue out at her. This can‘t be good…
Back to Werner and Steel, sitting in silence.Matt Steel: ... So that happened. Matthew Werner: Perfect time to plug our sponsor. Reading card[/color] Vagisil; when you’ve got the itch, we’ve got the stick! Matt Steel: That doesn’t seem remotely appropriate. Matthew Werner: ... Next up, the returning Jason Jadoa versus Trace Demon. Two former Heavyweight Champions going at it! Jason Jadoa vs. Trace DemonIn a competitive encounter, Jason Jadoa was on offense early, connecting with various punches and high knees which ultimately led to a Double Arm DDT for a close pinfall. Despite his Hall of Fame status Jason Jadoa was naturally rusty, and thus while twisting Trace’s legs in an attempt at a Figure Four Leg Lock Trace Demon was able to kick Jadoa in his buttocks, sending him face first into the turnbuckles. As he staggers out Trace jerked him towards him, attempting the Demonstration of Hell. Jason Jadoa was able to fight it off, sending Trace over his head with a Back Body Drop. At that point Jadoa waited patiently in the corner for Trace to rise to his feet, evidently looking to perform the Revelation. Fortunately for Trace Demon he was able to snap his head back at the last second, avoiding the hit. With Jadoa’s back positioned in front of him Trace performed a devastating Tiger Suplex, and after following it up with a successful attempt at the Demonstration of Hell, Trace Demon was able to make the winning pinfall and achieve a huge victory.[/color] Winner: Trace DemonMatthew Werner: Great performance by Trace Demon. After a rough couple of weeks it certainly looks like Trace is back on track. We cut to the back, Stacy Grey standing by The Hardcore Horsemen.[/color] Stacy Grey: Hello, I'm Stacy Grey and I'm here with the Hardcore Horsemen. Guys, tonight you are competing in the triple threat tag team match between yourselves, the team of Lawerence Cage and Chris Jackal and the WFWF tag champions, EBR and DGX. Now, tell me. How do you fell about your odds tonight? Lightning: Look, Stacy. I competed in that tag team turmoil match on the grandest stage of them all this year, so something tells me we'll be just fine. Stacy Grey: Fair enough. Well how bout you Johnny? Johnny Albright: It doesn't really matter to me. As my partner said, we'll be just fine. Stacy Grey: Well, Lightning. Here's the question everybody wants answered. What happened to the other members of the Hardcore Horsemen? You guys were five strong, and now you're down to two. As defacto leader, I guess you could answer this the best. So tell us, what happened? Lightning: How should I know? I'm not their guardian. For now you can forget them, because the only thing that matters right now is that both Albright and myself are here. Stacy Grey: One last thing. Do you happen to know where your fellow HeadCrusher Alex Deathstar has been? Lightning: You're getting the same answer as you got for the last question. How should I know? He's a nobody who had come crawling to the WFWF in need of help. And with his weakened state of a carcass, he deceived me into being his ticket to the mountaintop. It worked out for him for a bit, but ... but I grew smarter and decided he needed to leave. So as a "friend", I kicked his ass straight out of the door on this so called "friendship." But my best guess? He probably crawled back to that hell hole Mountrie, Georgia. So I hope that answers your question. But on another note, I am going to do what I couldn't do with that despicable man Alex Deathstar. I'm going to win the tag team championships with my new ally Johnny Albright. So DGX and EBR, The Horsemen will take those titles from you. Cause your HARDCORE OR NOTHING! Stacy Grey: Well that about wraps it up, back to you Matthew. Back to the announce table.[/color] Matthew Werner: Thank you, Stacy. Matt Steel: Talkin’ mad smack. Ron Artest: Moment of silence for the champions ... for those who make going hard a life style ... Matthew Werner: Looks like we’re underway for that tag match. Matt Steel: Yeah thanks Ron. Lawrence Cage & Chris Jackal vs. Lightning & Johnny Albright vs. EBR & DGXDespite facing two experience teams, Lawrence Cage and Chris Jackal held up well for majority of the contest. At one point Chris Jackal was able to connect with a Shining Wizard on Johnny Albright for a near pin before Lightning was able to break it up. The Tag Team Champions meanwhile, despite a visually distracted EBR, wrestled under control and methodically for the duration of their time in the ring, evidently showing why they’re the Tag Team Champions. That and the fact they have the titles. Bear with me. In the closing moments Lighting is able to hit the Shattered Dimensions on Chris Jackal, but before he can capitalize he’s hit with a Lariat from Lawrence Cage, sending Lightning toppling over the ropes and to the outside. Before Cage can capitalize, however, he’s grabbed by Johnny Albright and dumped over the ring ropes. This leaves Albright alone in the ring with the Tag Team Champions, and after one Breakdown DGX pins Albright as EBR guards the ring, preventing any of his opponents from re-entering and breaking it up as EBR & DGX continue their stranglehold over the Tag Team Division.[/color] Winners: EBR & DGXMatthew Werner: Really just more of the same from DGX & EBR. Well anyone ever beat them? Matt Steel: Foreshadowing wut. In a completely secret location (which may or may not be on some remote island far, far away), a small WFWF Ring sets under an elegant spotlight in the midst of darkness. Positioned in the center of this ring is a mint and EXTREMELY rare Tammy McTwirlstein action figure (Keri Thames, eat your heart out). Her face sculpt is a bit iffy and she only possesses articulation in her arms which is, admittedly, lame but…there wasn‘t exactly a huge demand for her in figure form. That‘s beside the point though. Suddenly, the ring begins to fill up with WFWF action figures. The likes of Johnny Michaels (in a wheel chair, due to his old age), Immune (with an action figure sized copy of the novels he plagiarizes his work from), Charlotte Woods, O.K.A.M.A., Man of the Hour Josh, Sugar and Spice (collectively known as Double D), and even…Alex Sean (wait, no, even his action figure isn’t in the building tonight). A voice from above (an eerily shrill voice at that) speaks.
Action Figure Tammy McTwirlstein: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you…the newest and greatest WFWF action figures on the block…Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens! For a brief moment, the Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens action figures are seen, after being a tiny cloth is removed from them. They are, indeed, pretty amazing figures and their headscans are perfect…but suddenly the lights all turn on and Braden Munroe is seen standing behind the action figure ring, looking like he just got caught with his hands down his pants.
Braden Munroe: Hey! What‘s going on? I wasn‘t finished yet! Napoleon Weisgarber walks into focus and snaps his fingers.
Napoleon Weisgarber: Sorry, this segment has to be cut short…like, now. There‘s just no time, Kronic. Braden, pouting: My name is Braden. Braden, I say! Cut to Commercial Break.[/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Nov 18, 2010 3:42:24 GMT -5
We’re back, with President & CEO King Kraig in his office with Yukio Blaze drinking coffee because that’s how he rolls.
[/color] King Kraig: Well Yukio Blaze, do you know what time it is? Yukio looks at his watch.[/color] Yukio Blaze: Nine thirty two - King Kraig: Nine thirty three. Your watch is behind. Please correct that. But do you know what this means, Yukio? Yukio Blaze: I assume that you’ll tell me. King Kraig: It’s nine thirty three, and so far no sign of Alex Sean. Yukio ... we won. Alex Sean is clearly no more. He could not handle the rules and regulations we’ve imposed upon on him. This is a glorious day, Yukio. A glorious day, indeed. He presses play on a nearby stereo, eliciting “Celebration” by Kool & The Gang.[/color] Yukio Blaze: About that ... he called me a couple minutes ago saying he was gonna be late. I said it was no problem. King Kraig sharply stares, turning off the stereo.[/color] King Kraig: ... You did what!? Yukio Blaze: Do not like the sound of that “what” ... King Kraig: Timelines are timelines, Yukio Blaze! Every member of this roster is supposed to be here on time, no exceptions! We don’t give some wrestlers better treatment then others, especially Alex Sean! Yukio Blaze: Well DGX showed up late and you didn’t say anything about that. In fact, I gotta be honest, I’m not even sure you knew he was late – King Kraig: Especially Alex Sean! There is a long, tension filled pause as Yukio sits uncomfortably while King Kraig stares in anger. After a few moments Yukio leans over and presses play on the stereo as “Celebration” once again plays before Kraig sharply turns it off. Another tension filled moment ensures.[/color] Yukio Blaze: Yeeeah ... I’m just gonna uh ... go ... Yukio rises and leaves, Kraig remaining with a grimace on his face.
Back to the announce table.[/color] Matthew Werner: ... Well, looks like our main event is still on. Matt Steel: But it is Alex Sean, so we still have almost an hour and a half for him to not show up. Valorie Evans vs. Tabitha OwensWith Tabitha and Valorie in the ring, the referee is about to call for the bell when “Purple Haze” by Hendrix hits, and the former WFWF International Champion Vanessa McGurk makes her way out from behind the curtain. She stares at Tabitha and Valorie in the ring, and she outs her hands up in the air. She shouts into the ring that she's an observer and that they shouldn't let her presence hinder their match. Everyone else is also confused as to her presence also. Vanessa makes her way around the ring and seats herself next to Matthew Werner.Matthew Werner: Uhh...heya, Vanessa. Vanessa turns her head towards Werner and gives him a fake smile, turning her attention back to the ring as the match begins.
Valorie Evans and Tabitha Owens put on a show in what would turn out to be the match of the night. In a match that contained several high flying maneuvers and innovative submission holds, Tabitha Owens controlled the early goings of the contest, an impressive feat considering her opponent happens to be the National Champion. Tabitha looked to have the match won after a Springboard Missile Drop-Kick and Running STO, but Valorie was able to kick out. Tabitha looked to perform the Dahlia Driver at one point, but in an impressive display Valorie Evans was able to roll through with a Steam Roller, followed by rushing up the turnbuckles and landing on her opponent with a Diving Senton Splash for a near victory. In the end, Valorie Evans had Tabitha Owens set up for the Thingshedoes, but fighting it off Tabitha Owens was able to throw Valorie Evans forward, breaking up the attempt. Before Valorie Evans can even turn around she’s hit in the back of the head with the Loaded Pistol and Tabitha Owens picks up her first victory in the WFWF.Winner: Tabitha Owens: We fade to the backstage arena, Stacy Grey standing with Ace Bennett.[/color] Stacy Grey: I'm here backstage with the newly returned Ace Bennett. Ace Bennett: Thanks for giving me the time to speak, Stacy. Stacy: We all remember the ruthless beating given to you at the hands of Jon O'Deeves a few months back. How is your health and what is your state of mind now that you have returned to the WFWF? Ace: My neck was fine after a week or so. What put me out for so long was the emotional rollar coaster I had been through since I had returned to the WFWF. I thought everything would go back to normal and all my friends would be here. Turns out I was completely wrong. Everyone has turned their back on me and it seems like I am all on my own now. Well I will let you know that I am prepared for it now and that the WFWF better prepare for a new and improved Ace Bennett. Ace walks away, having stated his point.Stacy: Thanks for your time, Ace Back to Werner and Steel.[/color] Matthew Werner: Thanks again, Stacy. Matt Steel: It’s good that people are finally taking advantage of her interview services. I hear she was close to getting released not too long ago if things didn’t pick up. Matthew Werner: That’d be real unfortunate. I feel I can speak for everyone when I say working in the WFWF is a dream come true, and that’s there no place any of us would rather work. Now on an entirely unrelated subject reading card[/color] ... Vagasil; when it’s not convenient in the least, we’ll get rid of your yeast! Matt Steel: Elegantly put. Wayne McGurk vs. Shawn MalakaiBefore the match begins, the camera is placed on Vanessa McGurk who remains at ringside.[/color] Matthew Werner: Very quiet ... forgot she was even here ... Matt Steel: Like all women should act. Ahaha! ... Yeah but seriously, enjoy the next match. Showing no hangover from his victory at Consequences Will Never Be The Same Wayne McGurk came out swinging, literally, as he connected with several right jabs on Shawn Malakai. Wayne McGurk continued this display, ultimately landing a Jack-Hammer for the first pin attempt of the contest which Shawn Malakai kicked out of. Showing impressive resiliency and resolve considering the concussion he suffered two weeks ago, Shawn Malakai began to mount a comeback, capping it with a Float-Over DDT and a Three Handed Credenza, nearly getting the three count for arguably the biggest victory of his career. In the end however, it just wasn’t Shawn Malakai’s night as Wayne McGurk hit the Blister City Slam, picking up the victory in his first match since being the beltless Heavyweight Champion.[/color] Winner: Wayne McGurkMatthew Werner and Matt Steel are on camera, neither having anything to say whatsoever after that match. Matt Steel does however hold up a copy of his DVD, The Best of Matt Steel. Vanessa, sitting next to Werner, stares into the ring blankly.In the ring, Wayne and Malakai are both trying to pull themselves up to their feet after a hard fought match. McGurk uses the turnbuckle to pull himself up and Malakai uses the ropes, neither man better for the wear. Wayne extends his hand to Malakai, barely even able to stand at this point. Malakai stumbles to the middle of the ring, the fans cheering for both men. With very little hesitation, Malakai extends his hand to reach the hand of the champion, the two men being cheered insanely. They both raise their arms in triumph, soaking in every moment.However, there one moment of serene is broken when “The Crimson” by Atreyu resonates throughout the arena. The fans go ballistic and Malakai and McGurk both stare at each other, wondering what's up.Matt Steel: Sh*t just got real, yo. From behind the curtain comes one of the WFWF's only three Grand Slam Champions, the legendary ZMaster. The crowd cheers the legendary WFWF star while the champion and Malakai give a confused smile to ZMaster as he climbs into the ring. The three men stand in the center of the ring, Malakai and McGurk trying to figure out exactly why ZMaster is here. The three men are talking in the ring, ZMaster rather tense. Wayne extends his hand to the legend, who takes his hand and shakes it, staring the WFWF Champion down. Malakai, still utterly confused, extends his hand to ZMaster in a genuine show of respect. ZMaster takes Malakai's hand in his also, ZMaster looking down on Malakai who is actually the smaller of the two. Without warning, ZMaster drives his elbow into the middle of Malakai's chest and then another elbow to the back of Malakai's neck. Seeing as Malakai was just recently concussed and in a brutal match with Wayne McGurk, this takes a harsher toll. Malakai drops like a fly and ZMaster starts pounding on Malakai's face, beating him savagely. McGurk, stunned, throws himself into ZMaster to protect Shawn Malakai. McGurk and ZMaster begin to fight it out.Outside the ring, Vanessa begins to stir. It's obvious she is debating if she wants to get involved with this or not. She rolls into the ring while Wayne and ZMaster are fighting. Wayne is on the offensive, but it's a close fight, Malakai still out. Wayne's getting ZMaster set up for the Razorback when Vanessa drops to her knees and low-blows her husband, the big man dropping to his knees in pain. ZMaster knees Wayne in the side on the head and turns his attention back to Malakai, who is starting to move around. He pulls Malakai's arm over his leg and falls down on his back and locks in a gogoplata on Malakai.Matthew Werner: ZMaster has Malakai in the Bloody Tears! What in the hell is going on here?! Vanessa has Wayne in a strangling headlock, Wayne is nearly unresponsive, refusing to fight back. Blood starts dripping from Malakai's mouth onto ZMaster. Both release their holds after time and stare each other down, and they raise the others hand in an odd triumph, “The Crimson” by Atreyu resonating throughout the arena, the only thing louder than the boos coming from the waves of fans. ZMaster and Vanessa both leave the ring and walk backwards up the ramp, with Wayne starting to stir. ZMaster goes into the back. Wayne is screaming up the ramp, still in a bit of pain, looking up at Vanessa, who is staring back with a troubled grin on her face as we fade to commercial.[/center] |
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Post by sonstuds on Nov 18, 2010 3:42:54 GMT -5
Yeeeeeeeeeeah boy we back.
[/color] Matthew Werner: Well, it's now time for the announcement you've all been waiting for. Matt Steel: The name of the next pay-per-view? Matthew Werner: No. Matt Steel: That Sanchez is fired for no showing a record third week in a row? Matthew Werner: No. Well...yes, but...ugh. Just let me talk. Matt Steel: Ok. Matthew Werner: … Werner attempts his best black face stare (King Kraig disapproves) towards Steel, who looks at him perplexed.Matt Steel: You ok, man? You look an angry white boy. Or a constipated one. Werner's face sours out even more because Steel won't shut the  up.Matthew Werner: ...are you done talking yet? Matt Steel: Yes. Sorry. Matthew Werner: Thank you. Matt Steel: *barely audible whisper* Definitely constipated. Matthew Werner: Anyways, as I was saying...the announcement you've all been waiting for. This weeks nominee for the WFWF Hall of Fame. Well, without further ado... “Dead Is the New Alive” by Emilie Autumn resonates throughout the arena as a picture of Obo appears on the titantron, the crowd on their feet applauding and cheering.Matt Steel: Hey. Nice choice. Matthew Werner: I hope Kraig knows he's going to get sued for this. Matt Steel: For what? Matthew Werner: Using Obo's picture, saying Obo's name, amongst the other things that'll go on throughout the rest of this. Matt Steel: Oh yeah. He's got it copy written under the Half-Life Media Banner. R.I.P. Half-Life Media Banner.Matthew Werner: Obo's tale of the tape. Debuting in 2004, Obo achieved success early, starting out his career eight and zero, then joining with Percy the Panhandler to form Los Hobos. While in Los Hobos with Percy, Obo won the WFWF Tag Team Championships twice in under a year. Matt Steel: Following his stint with Los Hobos, Obo became a feared singles wrestler, specializing in gory matches. Thus we have the King of Gore. Mid twothousand six, Obo found himself with a shot for the International Championship, which at the time was known as the Ham Shank Championship. He successfully defeated fellow Hall of Famer Tha CBT may he rest in peace, to successfully obtain his first singles championship in his WFWF tenure. Matthew Werner: In fact, his star would shine even brighter in April of two thousand seven. In a grueling Barbed Wire Ropes match that would later go down in history as probably the most brutal match in WFWF history, Obo defeated the great Reverend Shadow for the WFWF Championship, Obo finally reaching the pinnacle of the wrestling business. Matt Steel: Obo is easily one of the most controversial figures in WFWF history. Matthew Werner: That's for sure. But he was also one of the greatest, and for that we honor Obo tonight by announcing his induction into the WFWF Hall of Fame, even though he murdered Jack Slash two years ago. Allegedly. Applause. R.I.P. Jake Slash. Allegedly.EBR: I don’t even get that last part. Cutting to the backstage area, we see Alex Sean get out of his car and to a pop from the crowd watching, despite the fact that he’s always away and lets them down constantly. He’s the absentee father of the WFWF. Taking his bag, Alex takes three steps before he’s greeted (lol not really) by King Kraig.[/color] Alex Sean: ... Hey. King Kraig: Alex Sean. I don’t like you. King Kraig walks away, leaving Alex Sean alone in the empty parking lot.[/color] Alex Sean: This is why I don’t show up much. Back to Matthew Werner and Matt Steel.[/color] Matthew Werner: Well it looks to be official; Alex Sean vs. Thunder, coming up after this special announcement. Alex Sean vs. ThunderIn the main event of the evening, Alex Sean and Thunder had an intense encounter. Sean was able to control the match early on utilizing his striking advantage. Unable to close the distance, Thunder was at the end of his opponent's strikes until Alex Sean attempted his Charging Lariat allowing Thunder to sidestep the attack sending Sean directly into the corner. From there Thunder closed the gap with effective technical wrestling, putting Sean in several holds to wear him down, as well as several of his trademark moves. Then, in a critical moment during the match, Thunder attempted to finish Alex Sean off with the Thunder and Lightning, but Sean escaped the move slipping behind his opponent then delivering a desperation Half Nelson Suplex. Having each sustained a significant amount of damage throughout the contest, the match then went on to become a battle of wills. Finally, Sean landed the Charm City Chain Smoker and had Thunder set-up for his Charging Lariat. Just as Alex Sean seems to have the match finished and his title rematch set in stone, Jason Jadoa, his longtime rival, runs out from the back and into the ring. For a moment, Jadoa and Sean engage in an intense staredown, neither blinking an eye waiting for the other to make the first move. Then, suddenly, Shadow turns around to Thunder, still on the canvas, and nudges him just barely with the tip of his foot. Sean's eyes widen and for good reason, as the official calls for the bell. Keri Thames announces Thunder as a winner as a result of a disqualification, causing Sean to yell "Not cool, dude." to Jason Jadoa. Jadoa turns to Sean, and with a smirk on his face, exits the ring and walks backward up the ramp. Upon his exit, Sean leaves the ring frustrated.[/color] Winner: (By Disqualification) ThunderThunder grabs a hold of both the International and WFWF World Championship once again. At this point, Yukio Blaze makes his way to the ring. He is flanked by Braden Munroe and Tabitha Owens. All three make no effort to attack Thunder upon reaching the ring. They simply stand on the opposite side of the ring.[/color] Yukio Blaze: Congratulations on not getting completely slaughtered by Alex Sean. It really was great to see your poor excuse for wrestling one more time, but I'm afraid it's now time for you to go. Hand me the titles and you can be on your way. Thunder: It's an interesting suggestion, and over the past week I've considered it. And, you know, I just don't think it's gonna happen. Yukio Blaze: Are you out of your mind? You know I can sue you for every last dime you have. So let's not play any of your stupid games. Give me the titles that belong to this company now. Thunder: Oh, I'm so stupid. I think I know what's going on here. You know that both of these titles were won fairly by me, but you've just got to have them, because grabbing the WFWF Championship from me is the only chance you'll have to hold. Because, and correct me if I'm wrong on this point, but I do believe I retired you. So it would appear to me you're taking your anger issues out on little poor me because I ruined your life. Yukio Blaze: That's what it's about at all, you idiot. What I'm doing is pretty damn simple. You are a cancer to this company and I will not allow you to make a mockery of what I am trying to build here. So you damn well better give me those titles right now. Thunder: I have never taken orders from you before, and I'm not going to start now. The last thing I'm going to do is get bossed around by some no talent hack who's only legacy is that he was always second fiddle to me. Yukio Blaze: I guess I have no choice but to use force, then. And I need to remind you that you can't do a thing about it since you cannot lay a finger on me. So I can do whatever I want. Like this, for example. Blaze slaps him. The Bodyguards quickly leap in front of Thunder, to guard his body of course. Blaze almost laughs before tackling one of them down, while Tabitha rushes in and brings her foot up between the other one‘s legs. He hunches over in agony before she stiffly slaps him across the face. With those four out of the way, Thunder is left face to face with Braden, who is scratching his head. The two glare at one another, Braden shrugs and then lunges into Thunder. Both men exchange blows, before Braden gets the upper hand due to Thunder‘s fatigue from his previous match. Braden delivers a Spinning Back Kick, sending Thunder into the ropes. As Thunder falls into them, his arms become tangled up within the top and middle ropes so that he‘s pretty much helplessly stuck. Braden points this out in excitement at what he accidentally did, but Tabitha and Yukio are a little busy with Mr. and Mr. Bodyguard.
Braden doesn‘t waste (too) much time pouting that neither of them see what he‘s done as he approaches the stuck Thunder and begins to throw rapid forearms directly to his face. The strikes are countless and Thunder appears as though he is close to passing out. Blaze and Tabitha, finishing off the Bodyguards, draw nearer to Braden and Thunder. Braden then calls for Tabitha to hand him the steel-plated glove. She reaches into her pocket and walks over to Thunder, dangling it in his face, tauntingly. She turns to hand it to Braden just as Thunder raises his boot and literally kicks Tabitha‘s ass, sending her crashing into Munroe. The pair fall to the mat as Thunder begins to unwrap the ropes from around his arms. He straightens his composure and Yukio Blaze suddenly slides out of the ring and rushes up the ramp. Thunder points at him in disgust before turning back to Braden, who is making it to his feet. Thunder casually delivers a low blow, causing Braden to fall to his knee‘s before him. Thunder is about to attack once more, but Tabitha brings herself in front of Munroe, lifting a begging hand in Thunder‘s direction, shaking her head “no“ over and over.
Thunder mouths something that looks like “stupid bitch“ before slowly backing off and exiting the ring, never taking his eyes off Braden and Tabitha. He begins to walk to the back as Tabitha is helping Braden to his feet, and the show fades out.[/color][/center] |
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Post by bad guy™ on Nov 18, 2010 14:10:59 GMT -5
Actually, Loaded ends this way. I'm assuming this was only sent to me so...uhh...yeah. The Bodyguards quickly leap in front of Thunder, to guard his body of course. Blaze almost laughs before tackling one of them down, while Tabitha rushes in and brings her foot up between the other one‘s legs. He hunches over in agony before she stiffly slaps him across the face. With those four out of the way, Thunder is left face to face with Braden, who is scratching his head. The two glare at one another, Braden shrugs and then lunges into Thunder. Both men exchange blows, before Braden gets the upper hand due to Thunder‘s fatigue from his previous match. Braden delivers a Spinning Back Kick, sending Thunder into the ropes. As Thunder falls into them, his arms become tangled up within the top and middle ropes so that he‘s pretty much helplessly stuck. Braden points this out in excitement at what he accidentally did, but Tabitha and Yukio are a little busy with Mr. and Mr. Bodyguard.
Braden doesn‘t waste (too) much time pouting that neither of them see what he‘s done as he approaches the stuck Thunder and begins to throw rapid forearms directly to his face. The strikes are countless and Thunder appears as though he is close to passing out. Blaze and Tabitha, finishing off the Bodyguards, draw nearer to Braden and Thunder. Braden then calls for Tabitha to hand him the steel-plated glove. She reaches into her pocket and walks over to Thunder, dangling it in his face, tauntingly. She turns to hand it to Braden just as Thunder raises his boot and literally kicks Tabitha‘s ass, sending her crashing into Munroe. The pair fall to the mat as Thunder begins to unwrap the ropes from around his arms. He straightens his composure and Yukio Blaze suddenly slides out of the ring and rushes up the ramp. Thunder points at him in disgust before turning back to Braden, who is making it to his feet. Thunder casually delivers a low blow, causing Braden to fall to his knee‘s before him. Thunder is about to attack once more, but Tabitha brings herself in front of Munroe, lifting a begging hand in Thunder‘s direction, shaking her head “no“ over and over.
Thunder mouths something that looks like “stupid bitch“ before slowly backing off and exiting the ring, never taking his eyes off Braden and Tabitha. He begins to walk to the back as Tabitha is helping Braden to his feet. |
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Boss Bread
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Post by Boss Bread on Nov 18, 2010 15:44:56 GMT -5
Great show, entertaining all around! Congratulations to Tabitha Owens for winning her first match, eveeeeeeer. Well deserved. =D
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Post by sonstuds on Nov 18, 2010 15:55:54 GMT -5
Ahaha I thought that last promo ended abruptly. Edited in.
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B-Radimus Prime
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R.I.P. Luna :(
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Post by B-Radimus Prime on Nov 18, 2010 17:30:43 GMT -5
Oops, sorry guys! I thought I had sent the ending to both of you!
And...WoooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooT! For the returns of ZMaster and Ace Bennett! And Tabitha won her first match! Nice job to Valorie though, I look forward to a possible rematch in the future with you!
Nice show overall, good job you guys!
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Post by " The Chosen One" Jeff Relling on Nov 18, 2010 17:40:22 GMT -5
Another loss.  . Hey but finally Obo will be in the HOF.  . and Zmaster is back and so is Ace. |
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Post by ZMaster on Nov 19, 2010 11:09:17 GMT -5
Thanks for the welcome back. I'll try to do what I can this time around.
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Post by bad guy™ on Nov 19, 2010 11:20:30 GMT -5
Great show, entertaining all around! Congratulations to Tabitha Owens for winning her first match, eveeeeeeer. Well deserved. =D Just noticed my friend Justin made your sig. He does good stuff. I asked him to make a couple of banners for the WFWF in the past. They've been good. And glad to see you back, ZM. ;D |
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