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Post by slappy on Jan 13, 2011 16:36:38 GMT -5
Boston resident Sal Esposito recently got called in for jury duty. He might have some problems performing this required task, though, as Sal is a cat. The problem arose after owners Anna and Guy Esposito listed him on the last U.S. Census under "pet." Anna filed for his disqualification of service. He was not "too old," "ill," or a "convicted felon," so she filed that he "cannot speak English." The jury commissioner denied this request.www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/13/cat-jury-duty_n_808031.htmlThis was hilarious.
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Post by Hulkamaniac on Jan 13, 2011 16:37:58 GMT -5
I new I should've listed my dogs on my census form as well as my imaginary friends.
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Post by TheNinthCloud on Jan 13, 2011 16:38:10 GMT -5
Nice. Jealous of the name.
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Post by King Silva on Jan 13, 2011 16:51:36 GMT -5
LMAO! Really I want my cat Lilly to get Jury duty. Bitch needs to do something other than eat and sleep..
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Post by DMO™ on Jan 13, 2011 17:28:14 GMT -5
That cat needs to enter the court room screaming "GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY" for teh lulz!
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Post by sean™ on Jan 13, 2011 17:29:44 GMT -5
Well, that's quite a tail....
get it?
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Post by BuckDenaro7: Elite Trader on Jan 13, 2011 19:07:56 GMT -5
That is hysterical. Great work America!
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Post by King Shocker the Monumentous on Jan 14, 2011 5:46:42 GMT -5
No big deal. As soon as they ask him anything, he'll immediately be dismissed for being a Communist.
"Your Honor, Juror #9 won't stop talkng about Mao."
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Post by Kliquid on Jan 14, 2011 5:49:36 GMT -5
LMFAO.
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Post by sean™ on Jan 14, 2011 18:23:56 GMT -5
I bet 12 cats would have found OJ guilty.
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Post by moocow on Jan 14, 2011 18:28:14 GMT -5
I really want a TV show or movie that is about a cat being a juror.
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