EBRAS: It's Not Only Your Party, It's Your Funeral

"To believe in God is impossible - to not believe in Him is absurd"
- Voltaire

There is an old joke where an Eskimo asks a priest "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" The priest replies, "No. Not if you didn't know." Then the Eskimo says "Then why did you tell me?" BUT WAIT! If a man who is ignorant of Christ will not be damned to hell, then what about a man who is not genetically predisposed to faith? We know now that human beings aren't blank slates to be formed entirely by up bringing and environment, but that their genetic prepositions account for a large portion of why they are the way they are. A child born into this world with a sharply analytical mind is no more likely to believe in the miracle of Christ's resurrection, than he is into the Easter Bunny. On the other hand, a child born with dull wits and a conformist mentality to embrace religious ideas.

Let's say of these two hypothetical children the analytical child is a good hearted person who is compassionate, helpful, and loving. The dimwitted child is mean spirited and abusive as well as a short temper and an antisocial disorder of some kind. Who are we to believe that 'God' will punish the kind hearted child with hellfire, and reward the monstrous child with eternal bliss all simply because of genetic happen stance?

One can not choose the outcome of their child, as well as time, place, and time of birth. While those who are ignorant of Christ and spared hells torments, those who are genetically decline the belief of Christ are sent to 'God's' personal torture chamber.

Why is believing in God so important to God to begin with? To myself that is self absorbency, self worship, self confidence and so on, much like the Infamous Wrestling Figs Wrestling Federation's very own 'Jason Jadoa.'

This Jason Jadoa character is more obsessed with himself, than professional wrestling legend Scott Hall is to Alcoholic drinks. So self obsessed and absorbent, that the man records himself on a recording teaching people how to wrestle and plays it over and over just cause he likes the sound of his own voice. Much like 'God' wanted to be heard by millions and millions all over the world.

So is Jason Jadoa 'God'? No. Maybe his own, but definitely not mine. The moral of this blog is Jason. If God existed, and he were sitting right next to you, he wouldn't even predict what I will do, the all knowing, all predictable, and all wise, can not save you by March second of the year two thousand and ten. Your days of calling yourself a legend are over Jason. Make way, for the Nu-School.