Post by fair2flair on Jan 23, 2008 10:35:48 GMT -5
He will be appearing at wrestlefest 2/9/08!
Here is his post on 1/22/08!!!
Many have inquired if this is legitimate. Yes, it is. They inquire because, ironically, there have been more Ultimate Warrior frauds and wanna-be copycats than any other wrestler since the times of Milos of Kroton. I don’t know why, really. As you know, I’m not too brave or bold when it comes to having opinions. And the last thing I would ever want to do is be controversial, or worse, confrontational. Oh, how I hate that. Just the thought of it just turns me into a big old scaredy-cat. You just don’t know. My oh my, how my 3-4 hours of sleep each night would be absolutely wrecked if I knew someone was upset by anything I had to say.
However, if I had to guess, I would say the desire for anyone to embody Ultimate Warrior (or me while they are not in gimmick) probably has most to do with my sports entertainment career’s illegitimacy and that the persona was nothing more than a flash-in-the-pan. After all, unsuccessful, boring and uninspiring people and personalities have historical reputation for sustaining a unique and magical, worldwide, public interest years and years after they are no longer around. Yeah, that must be it. Ultimate Warrior was never anything and its still nothing now. That is exactly what drives so many to want to be it and keep yakking about it all these years later. Beating a dead horse? Seems more like you can’t kill it.
You have to have heard and seen it by now. There’s an absolutely sick Ultimate Warrior Wannabe (UWW) puppy in New Jersey. He even signs pictures of my painted face and glorious physique, not his own. In fact, his wife (”Warrior Princess” as she calls herself when arguing with fans who let her know, “Your husband ain’t the real Ultimate Warrior”) sleeps with my picture. That’s right, “a” picture, just one. Apparently, she told a friend that sleeping with more than one would be just too much for any woman to handle.
He claims he’s channeling me, the one-and-only and original Ultimate Warrior. But, hell, that can’t be right. I mean, come on, I’ve had a Self Destruction DVD produced on me by those (liars) claiming they knew me very well. And not even in that fallacious production by these former family and friends was the portrayal of self destruction done on the level this guy has taken to. Nope, just ask all my former buddies in the business. They’ll tell you. This guy from NJ can’t be channeling because he’s over-the-top with his brand of self-destruction. He’s over-selling it. Although, if you ask me, Vince should have hired this guy to produce the project, instead of buying all those hanger-ons and burnt-outs, if he wanted it to be done right. At least this NJUWW has true self destruction down.
An officially served Cease and Desist has been ignored. Let’s see though, Dominic, if you can find a way to ignore the stiff yank you’re about to feel around your neck here as the rope you’ve been running out comes to its end. By all means, wear my gimmick to Court so we can all have one final laugh…at your expense.
Anyway, See you at Wrestlefest February 9, 2008.
Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity,
Always Believe,
Warrior
Here is his post on 1/22/08!!!
Many have inquired if this is legitimate. Yes, it is. They inquire because, ironically, there have been more Ultimate Warrior frauds and wanna-be copycats than any other wrestler since the times of Milos of Kroton. I don’t know why, really. As you know, I’m not too brave or bold when it comes to having opinions. And the last thing I would ever want to do is be controversial, or worse, confrontational. Oh, how I hate that. Just the thought of it just turns me into a big old scaredy-cat. You just don’t know. My oh my, how my 3-4 hours of sleep each night would be absolutely wrecked if I knew someone was upset by anything I had to say.
However, if I had to guess, I would say the desire for anyone to embody Ultimate Warrior (or me while they are not in gimmick) probably has most to do with my sports entertainment career’s illegitimacy and that the persona was nothing more than a flash-in-the-pan. After all, unsuccessful, boring and uninspiring people and personalities have historical reputation for sustaining a unique and magical, worldwide, public interest years and years after they are no longer around. Yeah, that must be it. Ultimate Warrior was never anything and its still nothing now. That is exactly what drives so many to want to be it and keep yakking about it all these years later. Beating a dead horse? Seems more like you can’t kill it.
You have to have heard and seen it by now. There’s an absolutely sick Ultimate Warrior Wannabe (UWW) puppy in New Jersey. He even signs pictures of my painted face and glorious physique, not his own. In fact, his wife (”Warrior Princess” as she calls herself when arguing with fans who let her know, “Your husband ain’t the real Ultimate Warrior”) sleeps with my picture. That’s right, “a” picture, just one. Apparently, she told a friend that sleeping with more than one would be just too much for any woman to handle.
He claims he’s channeling me, the one-and-only and original Ultimate Warrior. But, hell, that can’t be right. I mean, come on, I’ve had a Self Destruction DVD produced on me by those (liars) claiming they knew me very well. And not even in that fallacious production by these former family and friends was the portrayal of self destruction done on the level this guy has taken to. Nope, just ask all my former buddies in the business. They’ll tell you. This guy from NJ can’t be channeling because he’s over-the-top with his brand of self-destruction. He’s over-selling it. Although, if you ask me, Vince should have hired this guy to produce the project, instead of buying all those hanger-ons and burnt-outs, if he wanted it to be done right. At least this NJUWW has true self destruction down.
An officially served Cease and Desist has been ignored. Let’s see though, Dominic, if you can find a way to ignore the stiff yank you’re about to feel around your neck here as the rope you’ve been running out comes to its end. By all means, wear my gimmick to Court so we can all have one final laugh…at your expense.
Anyway, See you at Wrestlefest February 9, 2008.
Your Founding Father of Ring Intensity,
Always Believe,
Warrior