Post by pillman9mm on Feb 20, 2008 1:59:41 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan will always and forever be THE most entertaining commentator the wrestling world has ever seen. The man is one of the all-time greats. Put it this way, if you were only able to hear the audio portion of WrestleMania 8 the show would still be equally entertaining.
I want everyone to share some of their favorite Heenan classics. There are SO many so I'm hoping to see some really good ones. Thanks and here are a few of my favorites.....
Royal Rumble 1993
(Gorilla Monsoon admits that he accidentally gave out the wrong information for the Headlock-on-Hunger drive. He tells the viewers to sit tight and the correct info will be given out soon.)
Heenan: "You know if this job if too much for you, maybe you should consider doing something else.... like collect tropical fish".
(During a Raw KOTR qualifying match between Mr. Perfect and Doink....)
Heenan: "Doink is like Jell-O, there's always room for more."
Survivor Series 1993
Heenan: "You know its very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid, McMahon".
Vince: "Is that so"?
Heenan: "Just put down a few Oreo cookies and a glass of milk. When he goes for them, put the boots to him".
(During an episode of Raw, during the HBK/Jannetty Intercontinental title match, Vince and Bobby bring up the prior weeks Lumberjack match between Duggan and HBK that saw Mr. Perfect interfere on Duggan's behalf)
Vince: "Mr. Perfect, unquestionably, the Lumberjack of the Century".
Heenan: "No, he's the Jackass of the Century".
Summerslam 1993
(During the 6-man tag between Tatanka/Smoking Gunns vs Bigelow/Headshrinkers, Vince comments on lack of teamwork between the Gunns and Tatanka)
Heenan: "Well what did you expect, cowboys and indians never get along".
Survivor Series 1993
(During the Harts/HBK match, Bruce Hart gets tagged in)
Vince: "Here comes Bruce".
Heenan: "You have 9 months and you come up with BRUCE"?
(On a random show, Bobby and Gorilla have one of their classic heated exchanges...)
Heenan: "Don't you have some bananas to peel"?
I want everyone to share some of their favorite Heenan classics. There are SO many so I'm hoping to see some really good ones. Thanks and here are a few of my favorites.....
Royal Rumble 1993
(Gorilla Monsoon admits that he accidentally gave out the wrong information for the Headlock-on-Hunger drive. He tells the viewers to sit tight and the correct info will be given out soon.)
Heenan: "You know if this job if too much for you, maybe you should consider doing something else.... like collect tropical fish".
(During a Raw KOTR qualifying match between Mr. Perfect and Doink....)
Heenan: "Doink is like Jell-O, there's always room for more."
Survivor Series 1993
Heenan: "You know its very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid, McMahon".
Vince: "Is that so"?
Heenan: "Just put down a few Oreo cookies and a glass of milk. When he goes for them, put the boots to him".
(During an episode of Raw, during the HBK/Jannetty Intercontinental title match, Vince and Bobby bring up the prior weeks Lumberjack match between Duggan and HBK that saw Mr. Perfect interfere on Duggan's behalf)
Vince: "Mr. Perfect, unquestionably, the Lumberjack of the Century".
Heenan: "No, he's the Jackass of the Century".
Summerslam 1993
(During the 6-man tag between Tatanka/Smoking Gunns vs Bigelow/Headshrinkers, Vince comments on lack of teamwork between the Gunns and Tatanka)
Heenan: "Well what did you expect, cowboys and indians never get along".
Survivor Series 1993
(During the Harts/HBK match, Bruce Hart gets tagged in)
Vince: "Here comes Bruce".
Heenan: "You have 9 months and you come up with BRUCE"?
(On a random show, Bobby and Gorilla have one of their classic heated exchanges...)
Heenan: "Don't you have some bananas to peel"?
