Eddie's TNA WRESTLING | iMPACT! 4-28 RESULTS!

jesus christ, I always do that. it'll be fixed. lets keep the Knuckles thing between me and you, alright, bub?

this will still be a very TNA-like diary, but less TNA with the fact I'm gonna try and make sense booking it. don't you worry. I just always found that diaries that made you imagine knew things and provoked thought were always the best. you'll enjoy it, sir.

What's with the two pay per views in September? Other wise, this is looking good.

This looks good, dude. I hope you make this worth while and make TNA watchable in your scenario... I really have lost much care for it since mid-09. So, good luck.

i'm thinking this may be the shit.

Oh, I get the event thing now. That's actually a good idea.

Daniels works TNA while still under contract to ROH. I've made 5 releases of guys actively wrestling, 3 not so much. and well, I wouldn't begin a diary booking the current direction TNA is going in, with the intention of changing it mid-way.

and I believe the change is actually pretty dang realistic with all of the reports I've been reading about TNA rebranding and such recently. just use your imagination and enjoy the riiiiiiiiiidee, my friend.

Looks really good, love the roster layout.

TNA PRO WRESTLING: iMPACT! April 21st 2011 "Meet The Network" ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ IN THE RING:

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Impact began with Hulk Hogan and his Immortal Contingent (without Jeff Jarrett, who is presumably out after his devastating loss to Kurt Angle the night before) standing in the middle of the ring. The Impact Zone has been revamped with a sharper, more cutting edge look reflecting TNA and iMPACT's recent graphic redisigning. The crowd loudly boos, forcing Hogan to pause before speaking.

HOGAN:
"Brother, we, Immortal, have got a lot on our plate tonight. Things didn't go as planned last night at LockDown. Sting is still TNA World Heavyweight Champion. *crowd cheer* Neither of those two goons, Anderson & RVD wised up to our generous offerings. Things haven't gone right in my TNA office. I've got that tramp, Dixie Carter, and her legal team up mine and Eric's asses. I'm getting constant phone calls from "The Network" who have obviously gone behind our backs and made plenty of changes to everything from the TNA roster, The Impact Zone and the god damn catering in the back. We'll get back to this "The Network" problem. Right now, its time for some real, much needed change, brother."


FLAIR:
"Bully! Bully Ray! look at me! last night, Immortal did not lose Lethal Lockdown. "The Monster" Abyss did not lose. "Cold Blood" Matt Hardy did not lose. You bet your ass "The Nature Boy" WOOOOO! Ric Flair did not lose Lethal Lockdown to those Fortune punks. IT WAS YOU BULLY! you are not Immortal, Bully. you are weak! get your ass out of our ring, Bully! you are DEAD to Immortal"

Bully Ray pleads with Flair and Hogan, with the rest of Immortal looking on. Hogan backs Bully Ray out of the ring and he, head hung, walks up the ramp to the back.


BISCHOFF:
"Well, now that we've got taken care of... Ladies and scum, I am proud to announce the Main Event for our upcoming Maximum Impact supershow, "Riot In The Windy City" Immortal's very own, Abyss, has earned a shot against Sting and his World Heavyweight championship. We are so proud of Abyss, we believe its his time to shine. I'm also glad to admit that that match up will not just be any match, it will take place under Abyss' rules. Yes, it will be a Monster's Ball match. oooh, Stinger, you better be ready."


HOGAN:
"Last but not least, lets get down to this issue we've been having here recently. Last night, at Lockdown, while Eazy E and The Hulkster were taking care of some paperwork in my office, we got a phone call. The punk on the other end told us that tonight, The Network's "representitive" will be here. let's get this done with. Come out here, you coward, whoever you are. Reveal yourself. We're sick of this bull crap!"


After a few tense moments of waiting, Mick Foley's music hits to a loud crowd reaction. Foley stands on top of the Impact Zone stage.

FLAIR:
"YOU UGLY FATSO, YOU'VE GOT NO BUSINESS -"

FOLEY:
"Cut their mics, guys, cut their mics, its my turn to talk. It sure is great to be back in good old Orlando, Florida! Do you guys like the new Impact Zone? Let's get to the point, yes, I, Mick Foley, am what you may know as "The Network" representive. How? Why, you may ask? Well, I'll make it short.
When you cowards cheated TNA owner Dixie Carter out of her own company, the good old folks at Spike TV knew that Hogan and Bischoff in control, well, that isn't the best idea in the world. You simpletons may not know this, but when Spike TV took TNA to their network, they also recieved many shares of this company along with input on the creative direction and booking. They have been relatively quiet up until recently, while you idiots began running our beloved company to the ground. They asked Dixie Carter, who is still dealing with your corrupt lawyers, first hand who she would trust with her company. So guess who she chose! Spike TV have handed me, their new network representive, their power in this company. So Hogan, we're business partners, brother!" The crowd eats up Foley's announcement, Immortal is noticeably upset in the ring. "First off, there are some new ground rules The Network would like to begin enforcing on iMPACT starting tonight. We will now begin focusing less on you old farts standing around in the ring and more on some actual WRESTLING! Instead of just your league of misfit wrestlers getting all of the title shots, we will give fair and resonable shots to those who DESERVE it. we will now begin showcasing our X-Division talents every week, which was once TNA's greatest asset until you, Hogan, let it wither. We've already broken one of those rules, you all talk too much, I think we all have gotten the point. If any of you have any questions, you can see me in MY office. After this commercial break, it'll be time for some TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION!


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A video package highlighting last nights LockDown event is shown. Focus is shown on the injuries sustained by Jeff Jarrett.




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MATCH 1 v. 1 v. 1 v. 1: Parker Evans vs. Robbie E vs. El Generico vs. Brian Kendrick

MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: Parker Evans, former Jack Evans, and El Generico impressed the Impact Zone crowd in their TNA debut. Mid match, Brian Kendrick flatout snapped out of his zen state going after both Robbie E and Cookie, who was out at ringside, chasing them backstage. After a missed 450 splash, Generico put Parker on top of the turnbuckle and hit his patented Brainbustah! and pinned him for the victory.

WINNER: EL GENERICO



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BACKSTAGE: Mick Foley's Office w/ Hulk Hogan & Eric Bischoff

Hogan and Bischoff had difficulty finding Foley's office, until they stumbled upon a small referees locker room turned make shift office. TNA referee Earl Hebner is seen changing in the background. Mick Foley is on the phone, ordering pizza, as Hogan interupts him.

HOGAN:
"Mick, I'm not in the mood to deal with any of your horse crap, all I want you to know is that Abyss is keeping his title shot at Unlimited Impact. I don't care what you say, he deserves it. He puts his ass on the line every night, last night he was a god damn human pin cushion. Don't you dare tell me other wise, brother."

FOLEY:
"You know what, Hulkster, you got it! but under once special occasion, I've got something big up my sleeve, let me tell ya, haha. you let me make my first major booking, no if ands or buts and Abyss gets his shot."

HOGAN:
"What is it?"

FOLEY:
"I'm in the process of creating and 8 man number one contender tournament featuring Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, AJ Styles, Ken Anderson, RVD, Daniels, Hernandez and Matt Hardy. Starting next week, we'll see 2 one on one tournament matches per Impact, until it culminates in a four way dance in Chicago. The winner of that match will get to face either Sting or Abyss at Slammiversery for the strap. I believe those 8 men are the most deserving with their recent athletic showings. Sound good, Hulk? Sound good Bischoff?"

HOGAN:
"Whatever, brother. Whatever."

FOLEY:
"Alright, Have a nice day, BROTHER!"

BISCHOFF:
"You'll be hearing from my lawyer."


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BACKSTAGE: Christy Hemme interviews Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson lets Christy know that once again, he was screwed out of his TNA title. He admits that RVD was aswell. He's looking forward to winning next week, advancing to the Four Way and advancing to his TNA title.



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TONIGHTS MAIN-EVENT:
Mr Anderson, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle & AJ Styles vs. Daniels, Hernandez, Matt Hardy & RVD


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MATCH 2 v. 2: The British Invasion (Brutus Magnus & Douglas Williams) vs. Generation Me</sup>[/b][/size]

MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: Pre-match, Beer Money came out on commentary. Desmond Wolfe accompanied Magnus and Williams to the ring wearing new British Invasion themed trunks. The British Invasion will be challenging Beer Money for the tag team titles at Riot In The Windy City. Generation Me and The British Invasion put on a good, fast paced matchup. Jeremy Buck fell early to Douglas Williams' Chaos Theory.

WINNERS: THE BRITISH INVASION


Post Match, The British Invasion with Desmond Wolfe behind them shared words with Beer Money near the announce table.


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BACKSTAGE: Bully Ray Speaks

Bully Ray is backstage, throwing trashcans and flipping tables over.

BULLY RAY:
"Hogan doesn't wanna give me a shot, Nobody wants to give me a shot. No one needs Bully Ray. Well, guess what?! BULLY RAY NEEDS NO ONE. I'll show you all, damnit, I'll show you. Next week on Impact, someone is getting their ass BEAT."


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BACKSTAGE: Mexican America confronts El Generico.[/b][/size]

new X-Division talent El Generico is backstage at catering. Mexican America (Hernandez, El Anarquia, Sarita and Rosita) confront him. They call him a fake and throw many racial slurs at him. El Generico, confused, tries to reason with them in broken English. Anarquia attacks him from behind and Hernandez double arm chokeslams him through the catering table and leaves him out cold.


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MATCH 1 v. 1: KNOCKOUTS CHAMPIONSHIP Mickie James (c) vs. Madison Rayne


MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: Tara accompanies Madison to the ring for her rematch, obviously upset. Mickie and Madison quickly go at it, with Madison getting the upperhand after some cheap tactics. Tara trips Madison from the outside, letting Mickie hit her DDT for the win.


WINNER: Mickie James


Post Match, Madison confronts Tara, slapping her. Tara loses her cool, throws Madison around and ends up putting her through the announcers table, leaving her out cold!



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BACKSTAGE: Fortune's Lockerroom

All of the members of Fortune are backstage, chatting it up. AJ Styles congratulates them on their win last night and thanks Daniels for all of his help.
he tells his teammates that its now time to focus on bigger things. Beer Money has The British Invasion, Kazarian has an X - Division open challenge at Unlimited Impact. Daniels and AJ wish eachother luck in the Number one contenders tournament.


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A video airs highlighting Sting's reign as TNA World Heavyweight Champion.



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BACKSTAGE: Sting in the rafters.[/b]

Sting is up in the rafters, talking up Abyss.

STING:
"Well, well, I lasted through two men in a cage last night at LockDown, now I've already got another full meal on my plate. Abyss, we're not strangers. I'm not a stranger to your crazy matches. We go back, bud. We go way back. One more time, old pal, why not? It saddens me, its too late to save you.
Chris, Abyss, you had potential, after our wars I had considered you a friend, but now, you've fallen into Hogan's deception. Its too late for you. Next week I have to face your crony, Rob Terry. I hope to see your face out there Chris, I dare you, come show yourself in my match next week. I dare you. and bring Hogan with you."


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MATCH: 4 v. 4: Mr Anderson, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle & AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels, Hernandez, Matt Hardy & RVD


MATCH HIGHLIGHTS: By the end this match-up, no team could function together. Hernandez refused to tag out and everyone refused to tag in Matt Hardy. On the other team Mr. Anderson was not afraid to get into all of his partners faces, only furthuring the tension between all of the partners. The match concluded with every man brawling in and around the ring forcing the referee to call for a double disqualification. Rob Van Dam managed to hit a 5 Star Frogsplash on Matt Hardy, Samoa Joe hit RVD with muscle buster, Hernandez managed to throw Joe halfway across the ring with a devastating Border Toss, Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles took out Hernandez after AJ hit his pele and Daniels hitting the BME. Mr. Anderson slid into the ring, taking on both Styles and Daniels and managing to hit them both with seperate mic checks. Anderson's celebration was cut short when Kurt Angle hit him with an Olympic Slam heard around the world. Kurt Angle was left standing in the midst of the reckage in the ring to close out iMPACT.
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^{TNA iMPACT! QUICK RESULTS}[/u]

El Generico defeated Brian Kendrick, Robbie E & Parker Evans

The British Invasion (Brutus Magnus & Douglas Williams) defeated Generation Me

Mickie James defeated Madison Rayne

Mr Anderson, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle & AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels, Hernandez, Matt Hardy & RVD went to a no contest

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