brethartfan97
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Post by brethartfan97 on May 10, 2011 17:23:16 GMT -5
amzn.to/it5USD"I bought this jacket for a co-worker in hopes that giving him a gift would inspire him to reveal his true feelings for me. He did look very nice in it, but maybe that's what caused the problem. He looked TOO nice. And kind of boring. Shortly after I gave it to him, I realized that he felt more like a little brother to me and that I actually have a thing for another guy at work who's kind of a scruffy smart aleck (a bit of a loser, really) and SO not my usual type at all who hangs around with some totally disreputable characters (some of them look like real hairballs ) and may not be strictly honest. But he has this sexy bad boy thing goin' on, IYKWIM and I'm finding it hard to resist. Heh, I haven't resisted AT ALL! It's a really nice jacket, even though it kills all your romantic feelings for the nice, responsible and even kind of attractive guy you give it to, so be careful with it. " There's a bunch more on there that bring the LOL's.
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Post by T R W on May 10, 2011 17:33:57 GMT -5
I laughed. A lot.
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Post by Casalex Isn't Funny on May 10, 2011 17:35:32 GMT -5
Just a heads-up I finally had to return this jacket. Sure, it's suave and debonair styling attracts the ladies but after your sister has tried to make out with you 3 times, it's time to cut your losses. Man, that was an awkward Easter dinner!
I lol'd
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Post by John Zero on May 10, 2011 22:03:26 GMT -5
That is the most amazing thing I have seen on the internet ever......
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Post by Parchandri on May 11, 2011 15:04:52 GMT -5
There are just no words...
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Dat guy ova der
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Post by Dat guy ova der on May 11, 2011 17:19:39 GMT -5
I got this from a dumpy looking co-worker. When she gave it to me, I thought, "what now, do I have to take you to dinner?" But to my suprise, I wished that she would stop being attracted to me....and she was! Awesome! I waved my hand in front of her and said, "I'm not the guy you're looking for". She repeated it, then walked away in a trance. Amazing, I wish they had some kind of name for this "force" that comes with this jacket. Oh well. I love it, and recommend it.
lol
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