Post by StingerSplash on Jun 20, 2011 10:32:49 GMT -5
Shane McMahon: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and to you the fans watching online at UWAWrestling.com. We are here today, to officially announce the Universal Wrestling Association's participation in the biggest joint-event in Pic-Fedding: Freedomania!
Shane McMahon: The Universal Wrestling Association is proud to bring you one of the biggest matches in wrestling history as John Cena goes one-on-one with The Rock!
Shane McMahon: It's no secret that these two men are two of the biggest names in wrestling, but it's also a well known fact that these two have been at each other's throats for some time. And, at Freedomania, we will see who is the better man. Who is the true icon of the 21st century!
Shane McMahon: I'll now allow one question for each wrestler, by a reporter here in the audience. ...You, in the back. With the Yankees cap.
Reporter #1: Thanks Shane. Rock, you recently issued a restraining order against John Cena. I think many fans believe that you are scared of him. Is this true?
The Rock: Let me tell you something, you jabroni. The Rock is in no way, no how afraid of John Cena. The only reason I issued that order, is because John Cena is a madman. He's young, stupid, and he needs to be taught a lesson. But The Rock doesn't trust John Cena. The Rock thinks that John Cena is more than capable of attacking The Rock before Freedomania, and The Rock doesn't want to be robbed of the chance to embarrass everyone's hero: John Cena.
Shane McMahon: Now, a question for Mr. Cena? Um, you miss. Up in the front.
Reporter #2: Thank you. John, this match is being billed as one of the huge matches for Freedomania. The other being, Sting vs. The Undertaker which is taking place in the WWEF. Do you feel that this match is being overlooked compared to that match?
John Cena: To be honest, I don't care if we open the show, or we co-main event the show, I just want to kick The Rock's ass. He wants to go around saying that I will never be him, but Rocky, I don't want to be you. I am perfectly fine where I am at. But, just because I'm fine with who I am, doesn't mean I'm content with losing. I promise you, Rock: I will win at Freedomania. I will prove to you, and to the rest of my critics, that I belong up there with the greats of this sport.
Shane McMahon: Well, everyone, thank you for taking time out of your day to witness this historic moment. Be sure to watch WFIGS Freedomania, live on Independence Day, July 4th! And, be on the lookout for the final edition of UWA Raw before King of the Ring! It's an exciting time in the Pic-Fed universe, so please take time to watch every promotion that you can, and always remember to reply. Thanks for watching. We'll see you at Freedomania!
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