PokeyMons Banter

also.

for that ultimate team thing I do every three days.

add Magmortar (FLAME GUNS), Blastoise (WATER GUNS), and MACHAMP (GORO!)

so if i started/finished my ultimate no rules apply fantasy story i woulda totally taken over the unova region and eventually get militant Pokemon like TYRANITAR and BLASTOISE and MAGMORTAR and MACHAMP and HYDREIGON and BISHARP and to a lesser extent LUXRAY

to coincide with my ZOROARK and CLEFAIRY and DITTO and CLEFABLE and GOTHITELLE and SLOWKING (it can talk!) and ESPEON (MOAR PSYCHIC) and PORYGONZ and AMOONGUSS to TAKE EVERYTHING OVER IN THE UNOVA REGION.

Also I would have a Ninetales who was an illusion specialist who would love me so much like the one in the brock episode that it would eventually kill my Meowth RUSSO SWERVE and I would try to take ninetails out with blastoise but ninetales is like immortal AND DESPITE FAINTING SHE ALWAYS ALWAYS COMES BACK so i need to get GOTHITELLE like from the bridge episode to TRAP NINETALES IN A PAST REALITY such as... say... right after I started Pokemon training and I went to Mt Silver with just slowpoke and meowth and was getting whopped but instead of meowth pulling through and knocking him out for me to catch and thus meowth is my soul pokemon, Ninetales runs into action and easily stops larvitar and i catch him and ninetales becomes my favorite.



AND AS I GET ANGRY THAT MEOWTH IS GONE AND NINETALES WHO I TRUSTED WAS EVIL AND GOT AWAY WITH IT'S CRIMES, I GO ON A SAVAGE RAMPAGE ON NIMBASA TOWN (where my base, the "Dark Carnival" of eastern nimbasa is located) AND THEN GO WEST TO CLAYS TOWN AND SO ON.



RUSSO SWERVE #2!!!!
THE REAL REALITY OF ME BEING THE EVIL BOSS OF UNOVA WHO PREVIOUSLY USED THE UNDERHANDED TACTICS LIKE GOTHITELLES TRICK ROOM AND ZORUAS ILLUSION AND DITTOS POKEILLUSIONS AND THE COMBINED PSYCHIC AND WISDOM OF SLOWKING AND ESPEON AND CLEFABLES SLEEP INDUCING SINGING AND AMOONGUSS' FLASH & SWEET SCENT BUT IS NOW USING PURE POWER OF BLASTIOSE MAGMORTAR TYRANITAR AND HYDREIGON AND BISHARP AND LUXRAY AND MACHAMP TO JUST BRUTALIZE THE WORLD........ THIS REALITY......

STARTS TO MERGE WITH THE ALTERNATE REALITY THAT NINETALES IS TRAPPED IN!!!!!
WITH A NINETALES (ELEGANT BEAUTEOUS POKEMON ASIDE FROM THE MANGY STREET MEOWTH WHOSE HABIT OF STEALING COINS TURNED ME INTO A BAD GUY IN THE FIRST REALITY) I REALIZE HOW MUCH OF AN ADVANTAGE I'M AT AND I TAKE THE GYM CHALLENGE AND MEOWTH TURNS INTO PERSIAN AND EVENTUALLY GETS RELEASED AND SLOWPOKE BECOMES A SLOWBRO AND IM COOL WITH THAT AND DIDNT FORCE HIM TO BECOME A SLOWKING LIKE IN THE FIRST REALITY AND TYRANITAR HAPPENS TOO AND SOME OTHER POKEMON ARE CAUGHT SO I'M AT 3 NOW SLOWBRO TYRANITAR AND NINETALES THEN I END UP GETTING A RAICHU TOO SO WE ARE AT 4 AND A CHIKORITA FROM PROF ELM SO HERE WE ARE AT FIVE... AND THEN SAY... HMM... I CATCH SUICUNE DUE TO SOME GENERIC "PURITY OF MY HEART" STORYLINE. SO SIX. BUT I HAVE TWO WATERTYPES SO I LET SLOWBRO GO TO THE SLOWPOKE CAVE AND BE WORSHIPPED AS IF HE WERE ARCEUS OR SOMETHING. YAY ME AND YAY HIM. THEN ONE MORE POKEMON HMM HOW ABOUT STEELIX HE IS PRETTY BEAST.
SO MY TEAM IS LEGIT AND I KICK BUTT IN THE GENERIC COOKIE CUTTER STORY AND BECOME CHAMPION IN THIS "GOOD" REALITY. WEIRD BECAUSE THE ALTERNATE REALITY ISN'T MY EVIL TWIN BUT MY GOOD TWIN. BUT THE NINETALES HERE THAT ORCHESTRATED EVERYTHING IS EVIL BECAUSE IT KILLED MY MEOWTH OUT OF GREED TO BE the one and only top Pokemon. So it's like a good twin inspired by the underhanded tact and greed of a bad pokemon.


BUT THEY MERGE. THE TWO REALITIES.

THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THE JOHTO/KANTO COMPLEX, FINDS OUT THAT SOMEONE EVIL IS IN UNOVA AND NO ONE, NOT EVEN ALDER CAN STOP HIM. SO HE SHIPS OUT AND TRIES TO STOP THIS EVIL FELLOW.


THE EVIL FELLOW IS HIMSELF!
THE GOOD ME SAYS LET'S FIGHT FAIR 6 ON 6 AND THE BAD ME STOPS HIS DESTRUCTION SQUAD AND SAYS YES.

THE GOOD ME KNOWS (generic something or other something) THAT THE HEARTS IN HIS POKEMON ARE UNSTOPPABLE AND THEIR COURAGE WILL PULL THEM THROUGH AND STOP THE EVIL ME. BY THIS TIME THE WORLDS ARE MERGING AND PORTALS ARE GOING OFF LIKE IT'S THE BLUE PORTAL STAGE IN THE SEGA GENESIS VERSION OF MORTAL KOMBAT 2 OR SOMETHING.




and the good me sends out ninetales the very same one and i say wNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BUT I CALL BLASTOISE THANKFULLY ONE OF MY BEST POKEMON WHO I CHOSE OUT OF MY ROSTER OF 17 TO FIGHT IN THIS BATTLE AND HE MAKES HER FAINT AGAIN.

then we have an epic battle that takes place for two episodes in the show, blah blah blah, etc etc etc, where eventually my second in command soul pokemon, espeon, wins.
or maybe make the final two espeon and ninetales. yeah do that. and somewhere along the line the infinite intelligence, SLOWKING says "dude i dont like how you are destroying stuff so i'm gonna have to stop you" so he tries to psychic me and trash me but espeon stops him in his tracks and is stronger psychicly and then i take the shellder crown off of him and he looses all inteligence and fight and regresses to a slowpoke.





anyways, I win the final battle, the "good" me and the ninetales fade from existence FOREVER and then I quit my tirade and live as the normal psychological controller of the Unova region.




someday though.. i will go back to johto and become champion and catch another meowth.






someday.



yknow what, not someday. make that definite.. then i dont gotta come back and write another story.

HOPE Y'all enjoyed it.





okay so... in the final battle between good me and normal, evil me in the blue heck portal world, it comes down to 1 pokemon each. blastoise and the god-like suicune knock eachother out. and he throws him out....

the traitorous nintetales. i reach for my last pokemon.. who i picked as Amoonguss. i know i have no chance... but the hatred burns inside of me.... i throw the ball at ninetales and who jumps out.


































IT'S MEOWTH!!!!!

SOMEHOW THE MERGING OF THE TWO REALITIES BROUGHT HIM BACK YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

anyway, meowth somehow beats the eternal Pokemon with pure generic rage and heart blah blah blah.


and we live happily ever after as the underhanded controllers of the unova region as good me and nintetales are wiped away forever.

haters gonna hate

That was quite the story James!

i noticed the gameboy game market is at an all time low. i mean 4 years ago i collected a ton of gb/color games and they were decently priced. cheap overall, but still. nowadays, lots of like 30 games with 3 gameboy colors go for 25 bucks. its crazy cheap. i wonder if the PURE POWER of the 3ds and vita, along with emulations and jailbreaks and stuff on PSPs and even iphone gaming have just totally changed the face of handheld gaming so much so that gameboys arent collectables but rather trash (like atari games).

even though i have all the good games I need and actually want to sell some of my jobber games, it benefits me in a few ways... 1- i can get pkm blue in original japanese box with original POCKET MONSTERS TOWN MAP for 15 dollars, and 2- i can get pkm pikachu edition in original japanese box with original POCKET MONSTERS TOWN MAP for around 15 dollars.



SO I GOT TWO TOWN MAPS. AND ACTUALLY THREE COMING TO PICK THE BEST ONE AND FRAME FOREVER.

I want those so bad

okay so later this year when I have a job and shiz im totally gonna get on that and I also saw original 27` by 40` posters of the first three movies that would totally look great on my other wall

That sucks bro.