Shifty tries to stick with WWE06

If you can stick to this it will be super. I'll be reading, and shall leave you a proper reply when I'm not on my iPhone, haha.

Edit with reply: Monday Night RAW; Due to me being about twelve when this happened, I was in awe at the first ever Money in the Bank cash-in and marked out way more than I should have, haha. Good opening segment, and I see you're going with the live sex celebration. Thank god Trish Stratus won here, I would have murdered you had Trashley won. Interesting with Shawn Michaels, and despite the Submissions gimmick, I expect HBK to win. A good win for Shelton Benjamin, but will Viscera be in the Rumble too? He's always been a good entry, even though you know he'll never win. As expected, Shawn Michaels defeats Chris Masters. Interesting stuff with Gregory Helms and Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and a rematch should be good. An obvious victory for the World Tag Team Champions. The Heart Throbs are diabolical, haha. Liked the segment between Carlito and Chris Masters, laughed at the hair comment. An obvious victory for Ric Flair, and I actually enjoyed his Intercontinental Championship reign, tbh. Triple H versus the Big Show should be fun. Loved the end segment with John Cena already being inside the bed. Overall, it was a good show, just a few predictable matches, but that can be overlooked.

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John Cena was in the bed while Edge and Lita were getting freaky? pervert! Haha. Hope you stick with this one, Shifty. 2006 was a fun year. Looking forward to the Smackdown shows more than the Raw shows though.

SmackDown! began with Theodore Long stood in the ring with a microphone in hand. Long said that he has the misfortune of having to announce to the WWE fans that due to the vicious assault of Mark Henry at the close of last weeks steel cage match main event, World Heavyweight Champion Batista suffered a torn right triceps, and therefore will be unable to compete, meaning he must VACATE his World Heavweight Championship. The fans boo at the announcement, before Batista makes his way out to the ring to a huge pop! Batista grabbed the microphone from Long and said he knows that this is just a temporary setback, and that whoever wins this title will fight for it just as hard as he has, defending it against all comers such as The Big Show, JBL, and Eddie Guerrero. He then says that he'll be back, and all the time he's gone, he'll have two things on his mind, winning back his World Championship, and kicking Mark Henry's ass! Tearing up, Batista hands over his World Heavyweight Championship, before heading backstage, devastated his reign has ended this way. Then, Theodore Long announces that in the main event, 20 Superstars will compete in a battle royal, and the winner will be the NEW World Heavyweight Champion!

The Gymini (w/ Simon Dean) def. Paul London & Brian Kendrick.
Last week, Simon Dean introduced the WWE to the Gymini, twin powerhouses who are avid users of the 'Simon System'. This week, London and Kendrick battled the twins who beat them down last week, but didn't manage to win as Kendrick was pinned after a Double Crucifx Powerbomb.

After the contest, Dean grabbed a microphone, and says everybody has laughed at him and his Simon System for too long, and now, he will show all of the WWE what the effects of using the system are, and when the Gymini are your WWE Tag Team Champions, nobody will be laughing!

In the backstage area, Josh Matthews is standing by with the WWE Tag Team Champions, MNM, and Mark Henry. Matthews asks MNM whether they saw the Gymini twins dominant performance just now, Melina answering saying they didn't, but they aren't worrying about the WWE Tag Team Championships, or the Battle Royal tonight, as Mercury, Nitro, or Henry WILL be World Heavyweight Champion by hook or by crook!

In the locker room area, Booker T is standing with his wife Sharmell, standing over Randy Orton who is taping up his wrists. Booker asks Orton if he's ready to bring it home tonight, to which Orton replies he's always ready to be a winner, but Orton reminds Booker that since he's doing this favour for him tonight, he WILL need a favour in return. Booker tells Orton he'll return him a favour whenever he needs it, Orton smiling at this, the three then leaving the locker room together.

Then, in the interview area, Chris Benoit is being interviewed by Josh Matthews, Matthews asking Benoit for his thoughts on the last contest of the 'Best of Seven' series for the United States Championship. Benoit says he is confident he is coming away with the United States Championship, as he wants to make history tonight, and be the first man in WWE history to hold the United States and World Heavyweight Championship! Benoit then heads off, as the match up is NEXT!

Randy Orton (w/ Booker T and Sharmell) def. Chris Benoit to WIN the United States Championship for Booker T! (Booker wins the series 4-3)
An excellent contest here as these two battled for around half an hour, probably not wise to fight for so long with a Battle Royal later on in the night with the World Championship on the line! An excellent contest which saw both men take control for extended periods, it came to a close after Orlando Jordan came down to the ring and attempted to interfere on Benoit's behalf, aiming a clothesline at Orton, only to miss and hit the ref, Benoit then throwing Jordan out of the ring, asking what he was doing, only to be turned around and hit with RKO to give Orton the win!

Orton then celebrated the win, the referee going outside and handing Booker T the United States Championship, Booker hobbling into the ring and shaking Orton's hand, raising his arm and thanking him for his assistance!

Then, backstage, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper is seen walking backstage, an edition of Piper's Pit up next!

In the ring, the Piper's Pit setup is ready in the ring, 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper then making his way out! In the ring, Piper begins to speak, saying tonight is a night that makes him look back on his illustrious Hall of Fame career, and wonder what it would have been like to be a World Champion. He says while in his day, he was a World Championship standard competitor, he never captured a World title, and never had the privelage of being the face of a company like the WWE, like John Cena and Batista have been. Then, JBL's theme plays, JBL making his way out in wrestling gear, as the resident business man of SmackDown! makes his way out with 'image consultant' Jillian Hall. JBL says that Piper was someone he enjoyed watching when he was growing up, saying it was always a dream of his to be on Piper's Pit. But then, he grew up, he became a WWE Superstar, and he realised exactly what Piper was: a washed up, old neverwas! JBL says he was WWE Champion for 280 days, the longest championship reign in SmackDown! history, and thats 280 days longer than Piper ever will be World Champion. Piper says that he's heard enough of JBL, and lunges at him, taking him down with a shot to the head, JBL rolling out of the ring, Jillian Hall following him, the 'Hot Rod' angered tonight by JBL's comments!

In the interview area, Josh Matthews is again standing by, as Rey Mysterio is ready to be interviewed! Matthews asks Mysterio what he thinks his chances are tonight in the World Heavyweight Championship battle royal. Mysterio says he that he is the biggest underdog in this match, but he's always been the underdog his entire career, and he'll overcome the odds tonight and become the new World Heavyweight Champion!

Kurt Angle wins a 20 Man Battle Royal to become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion!
A shocker if we ever saw one, as Kurt Angle shockingly appeared as the 20th entrant, and the RAW Superstar coming out with the win! In the early going, Kurt Angle and Mark Henry cleared house, Angle dumping out Sylvan, Simon Dean, and Vito, Henry throwing out Funaki and Nunzio, as the first commercial break of the match came in. Then, the match returned from break, Henry throwing out Matt Hardy, Angle dumping out the 'Mexicools' Super Crazy and Psicosis, while MNM managed to dump out Paul Burchill and William Regal, before another break came in. During the break, Rey Mysterio dumped out Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash, and Lashley threw out WWE Tag Team Champions MNM. Then, the match returned to tv screens, Chris Benoit getting revenge on Orlando Jordan for his part he played in costing him the United States Championship, dumping him out, only for Randy Orton to better Benoit for a second time tonight by throwing him out! Mark Henry then got the best of Lashley in a battle of strength, lifting him above his head and Gorilla Pressing him out of the match! On the opposite side, Kurt Angle dumped out Randy Orton with an Angle Slam over the ropes! The final four of the match was then named, with JBL, Angle, Henry and Mysterio left, Angle going after JBL, Henry after Mysterio, Mysterio standing no chance against Henry, attempting to Hurricanrana Henry out of the match, only to be powerbombed over the top rope and to the floor! Then, JBL was eliminated after a failed attempt to clothesline Kurt Angle out of the match saw him him fall over the top rope pulled down by Kurt Angle, his momentum carrying him out! This left Kurt Angle and Mark Henry as the final two, Angle looking like he was going to lose out against Henry, who's power was just overwhelming the olympic gold medal winner Angle. However, Angle wasn't going down without a fight, and after Henry tried to chokebomb Angle out of the match, Angle locked him in a triangle choke, grabbing at the nearest top rope, before pulling down on the rope and dumping the "World's Strongest Man" over the top rope!

Angle then rolled back, after an incredible performance, Angle taking a shock victory to become the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, Angle now a World Champion for the sixth time as he celebrates with confetti falling and fireworks exploding, SmackDown! closing for the week!

ooc: this is how long the actual show was. a lot of time was dedicated to the battle royal, so I figured I'd do this as well. this'll take a backseat to the 2011 with 'Taker.