You book a Royal Rumble Match.

Bash love it I forgot about Piper and Dynamite.

i would try to book the perfect match but they beat me to it in 1992!

The numbers are the actual entries.


1. CM Punk
2. Daniel Bryan
3. William Regal
4. Hulk Hogan
5. Randy Orton
6. Edge
7. Alberto Del Rio
8. Mankind
9. Big Show
10. Triple H
11. Kane
12. Bret Hart
13. Mr. Perfect
14. Andre The Giant
15. Diesel
16. Cody Rhodes
17. Ted Dibiasie
18. Zack Ryder
19. Randy Savage
20. Brock Lesnar
21. Booker T
22. Shawn Michaels
23. Ric Flair
24. Eddie Guerrero
25. Goldberg
26. Kurt Angle
27. The Rock
28. Steve Austin
29. John Cena
30. Chris Jericho


5 guys are left, 4 are in the ring as they await #30. The 4 in the ring are Bryan, Punk, Savage, and Michaels. Bryan and Punk battle it out and both are leaning towards the ropes. Michaels sneaks up from behind and eliminates them both. Michaels turns around and Savage clotheslines Michaels and Himself out of the ring! #30 comes out and Jericho has automatically won the Rumble due to everyone getting eliminated.

Entry order:

1. The Undertaker
2. Shawn Michaels
3. Kane
4. Triple H
5. CM Punk
6. Dolph Ziggler
7. Santino Marella
8. Mr. Perfect
9. Andre the Giant
10. Randy Savage
11. Edge
12. John Cena
13. Batista
14. Goldberg
15. The Rock
16. Goldust
17. Christian
18. Stone Cold Steve Austin
19. Wade Barrett
20. Randy Savage
21. Big Show
22. Randy Orton
23. Vader
24. Cody Rhodes
25. Brock Lesnar
26. Booker T
27. Rey Mysterio
28. Mark Henry
29. Eddie Guerrero
30. Ric Flair

Final Four: Rock, Austin, Punk, Guerrero

Guerrero eliminated by Punk after a G.T.S

Punk eliminated by Austin after a Stunner

Rock eliminated by Austin after escaping the Rock Bottom and hitting a stunner.

Total Time: One Hour, 12 Minutes, 32 seconds.

Longest Time in the Match: CM Punk (1 Hour, 2 Minutes, 12 seconds)

Shortest Time: Santino Marella (30 seconds)

Most Eliminations: Edge (7) [Cena, Christian, Rhodes, Vader, Booker, Perfect, Triple H]

Sorry I got a little carried away.

Backstage a displeased Ted DiBiase is frantically looking for someone to deal with when he bumps into Eddie Guerrero. Eddie sells what the Million Dollar Man believes is a good number but unbeknownst to DiBiase, he liiiiiieeeedddd. Eddie then convinces the officials that he picked Teds number earlier per his instructions and will now pick his own, he does and gives one of his sinister grins as he sees it.

We go to Finkle in the ring...."and now let us all find out who drew number one!"

I am a reeeeaaallll Americaaaannnn, Hogan is #1 to a huge pop

*glass shatters* Austin #2 to an even bigger roar

We get a stare down of this dream matchup and they trade blows and signature moves as the clock countdowns to zero "hahahaha money money money money money"....

A bitter and recently swindled DiBiase comes out at #3 but is happy to see his old protege Austin in there and will love getting his hands on Hogan who cost him the title at WM4

Hogan knows hes in trouble and cant put up a fight for long as they double team him and toss him out much to the crowds dismay

Austin and Ted embrace and raise each others arms while ted releases one of his patented laughs just then Austins expression changes and he flips
DiBiase off stunners him and tosses him out to a huge roar

Austin does his watch spot while the crowd eats it up and next out is....If Ya Smellllllalalala...Austins expression changes but hes ready to go as The Rock steals one of Austins tricks and sprints thru the crowd and attacks his all time rival. They trade blows back and forth until the clock counts down.

BUUUUZZZZZ Its Andre! Austin and Rock know they have no choice but to put their differences aside and take on the Giant who manhandles both legends and tosses them around the ring like rag dolls. They are both
laid out while Roddy Piper comes in next and goes right after Andre while he gets some good blows in and is able to climb the second rope to slap on a sleeper by jumping on the giant from behind Andre simply backs him into the corner and dumps him out while Randy Orton comes out next a number 7 one less then when he won it all in 2009 but it is not a lucky seven as Andre makes short work of an over zealous Orton surprisingly to the crowds delight.

As Rock and Austin come to the next entrant is none other than the worlds strongest man Mark Henry and the two attitude era legends take a step back as they want to see these two behemoths clash. Henry gets the
early advantage and even slams Andre! He cannot get him over the top rope as Andre is just too much man, The Giant gives Henry a thumb to the eye and headbutts him out of there as Austin and Rock look on in terror while Andre smiles in their direction as the buzzer goes off...

Do do de de dada do do do do Andres smile turns to a terrified look as if hes just seen a ghost...Doinks music hits and it turns out Andre is terrified of clowns going back to his time spent as a young man in the traveling french circus. He looks all over to see where the evil clown is coming from. Doink crawls out from underneath the ring and sneaks up behind Andre
as Austin and Rock look on puzzled.

Doink taps Andre on his shoulder and the Giant gulps as he turns around to see Doink he jumps up and runs the opposite direction eliminating himself and hightailing it out of there. Mark Henry points and laughs at Andre from the outside.

Rock, Austin and Doink do battle while the clock counts down once again. An intense Kurt angle sprints to the ring mouthpiece in place and starts cleaning house knocking down Rock and Austin.
He gives Doink a viscous clotheline knocking his head clean off of his body, a confused Kurt stops in his tracks to look at the clowns head on the mat as Doinks real head pops up from his shirts neck hole as Angle turns around Doink waves and squirts him with water from his flower on his shirt and clotheslines the Olympic hero out of there! Doink dances around while an irate
Angle drags the sinister clown out of the ring, takes down his straps and proceeds to beat the hell out of him taking Doink out of the match.

Theres your first 1/3 of the rumble ill stop here as its getting pretty ridiculous. I might do the other 2/3 later think I went a little overboard haha but I had a lot of fun with this, great idea OP +1.

Entrants

1. Hulk Hogan
2. Stone Cold Steve Austin
3. Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase
4. The Rock
5. Andre The Giant
6. Roddy Piper
7. Randy Orton
8. Mark Henry
9. Doink
10. Kurt Angle
11. Big Show
12. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
13. Ric Flair
14. Shawn Michaels
15. Ultimate Warrior
16. Kane
17. CM Punk
18. Yokozuna
19. John Cena
20. Big Boss Man
21. Diesel
22. Bret Hart
23. Chris Jericho
24. Mr. Perfect
25. Rey Mysterio
26. Razor Ramon
27. Mankind
28. Eddie Guerrero
29. Macho Man Randy Savage
30. Undertaker

Highlights include a 3 post massacre spot with HBK, CM Punk and Savage on a dominating Kane to take him out.

Final four: Stone Cold Steve Austin, CM Punk, Eddie Guerrero & Macho Man Randy Savage.

Punk and Savage go back and forth trying to one up each other. Savage grabs Punk's head and jumps over the top rope snapping the straight edge superstars head on the top rope thus continuing his poor track record in Royal Rumbles and eliminating himself. A confused and upset Macho Man points and yells at Punk while Punk laughs away. Eddie runs over and dumps CM Punk out of the ring and we get down to our final two. Punk and Savage continue to do battle outside of the ring and have to be separted by all of the officials, during this time Austin flips out Eddie and raises his arms as if he has won. Unfortunately the refs have not seen this and Eddie is able to sneak back in behind Austin, meanwhile Punk and Savage are separated. Eddie grabs Austin from behind and tosses him out as the bell rings.

An exhausted and shocked Austin can only shake his head and smile as he knows he's done whatever it takes to win a Rumble before as well.

Viva La Razza. Lie, Cheat, Steal

Total Time: One Hour, 9 Minutes, 14 seconds.

Longest Time in the Match: Stone Cold Steve Austin (One Hour, 9 Minutes, 14 seconds)

Shortest Time: Ultimate Warrior (35 seconds)

Most Eliminations: Kane (6)

Since i've already seen my Dream Rumble (92), here is my other Rumble that I would find most entertaining, in order of entry

1) Mabel w/ Mo
2) The Goon
3) The Gobbeldy Gooker
4) Akeem
5) Iron Sheik
6) Man Mountain Rock
7)Bastion Booger
8) Mantaur
9) Virgil
10) Flash Funk
11) Eugene
12) The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust
13) The Mountie
14) Giant Gonzalez
15) The Bezerker
16) Zeus
17) TL Hopper
18) Fantasio (clears the ring and performs magic tricks)
19) Xanta Klaus
20) Repo Man
21) The Booty Man Ed Leslie
22) Isaac Yankem DDS
23) UnderFaker w/ Ted Dibiase
24) New Jack
25) Lance Storm
26) Lance Bass
27) Salvatore Sincere
28) Santino
29) The Goodfather
30) Stevie Ray (Harlem Heat music blasts, everyone goes wild, its STEVIE RAY, surprise return)

The Final 4 is Isaac Yankem, UnderFaker, New Jack and BootyMan. New Jack stabs UnderFaker (unplanned) and both are escorted from the ring. Hogan comes down to the ring to distract Isaac Yankem, trying to set up the Mania main event of Bootyman and Hogan. Jerry Lawler leaves the anounce booth, and levels Hogan, and Yankem throws out Leslie. Yankem wins.

1. CM Punk
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. Shawn Michaels
4. Edge
5. Undertaker
6. Daniel Bryan
7. Kurt Angle
8. Christian
9. Alberto Del Rio
10. Bret Hart
11. Roddy Piper
12. Mick Foley
13. Randy Orton
14. Rey Mysterio
15. Chris Jericho
16. Dolph Ziggler
17. Cody Rhodes
18. JBL
19. Brock Lesnar
20. Ricky Steamboat
21. Chris Benoit
22. Ric Flair
23. Booker T
24. Wade Barrett
25. John Morrison
26. Jeff Hardy
27. Mr. Kennedy
28. Rob Van Dam
29. Kevin Nash
30. Triple H