Post by Justin Sanity on May 20, 2012 11:53:26 GMT -5
2FW
Full Force Wrestling
Date: May 18th 2012
Location: Outside Champs Soccer Arena, Sewell, New Jersey.
Blood, Cuts, and Glory: Night 1
Theme: “For Victory" by Bolt Thrower
Scheduled Matches for this evening
[/u]:Full Force Wrestling
Date: May 18th 2012
Location: Outside Champs Soccer Arena, Sewell, New Jersey.
Blood, Cuts, and Glory: Night 1
Theme: “For Victory" by Bolt Thrower
Scheduled Matches for this evening
Homerun Derby: Mad Man Pondo vs Green Phantom
Thumbtacks: Drake Younger vs Danny Havoc
Taipei: Necro Butcher vs Abdullah Kobayashi
Carpet Strips: Takashi Sasaki vs Hardcore Ninja 2
Glass Panes: Kaos vs D.J. Hyde
Loose Light Tubes: Yuko Miyamoto vs Whacks
Chairs of Death: Balls Mahoney vs Nate Webb
Staple Gun: Insane Lane vs Shadow WX
Barbed Wire Bat: Jaki Numazawa vs Supreme
Ladders and Light Tubes: Isami Kodaka vs Messiah
Ultraviolent Tables: Ryuji Ito vs Kevin Steen
Barbed Wire Trampoline: Corporal Robinson vs Masashi Takeda
Devils Bunk Bed: Yuki Miyazaki vs Lufisto
No Rope Prison Yard: Dustin Lee vs Juggulator.
The show opens with the regular 2FW intro. This cuts to a jam packed crowd outside Champs Soccer Arena in Sewell, New Jersey. The camera’s panel along the crowd as the voice of our commentator takes over.
Jerry Lynn: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to only night 1 of Blood Cuts And Glory! I’m Jerry Lynn.
Al Snow: And I’m Al Snow! Alongside us for these 3 nights is former CZW commentator Eric Gargulo!
EG: Guys thanks for having me here! It feels great to put on this headset again and do commentary for some great wrestling action. Let’s not waste anymore time lets head down to the ring for our opening contest.
We cut to the entrance way where “Pissed Off and Mad About It” by The Texas Hippie Coalition is playing through the speakers. Mad Man Pondo steps through the curtains holding his signature stop sign, he walks down the aisle giving fans at ringside high fives and eventually rolls into the ring, just as the song changes to “Blackened Sunrise” by Viking Skull. Green Phantom soon steps from the curtains wielding a light tube taped skateboard, he steps into the ring as Jeremy Borash begins to announce.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen your opening contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Home Run Derby Death Match. Introducing first, from the realm of pain, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty pounds, he is Mad Man Pondo! And his opponent, from The Ancient Green Hills of Two Mountains, weighing in at two-hundred and sixty pounds, he is The Green Phantom!
Opening Contest: Homerun Derby! Mad Man Pondo vs Green Phantom
EG: This has the making of a sickening match just by the sound of the participants alone.
The bell sounds as Pondo and Phantom circle one another and pick up thumbtack bats. The two then swing with all their might, the bats collide and break sending thumbtacks everywhere, Pondo picks up a longer thumbtack bat and Phantom wields a water jug on a stick. The two duel it out which ends in Phantom having a thumbtack bat smacked over his head, Pondo then picks up his signature stop sign and whips him off the northern ropes. Pondo swings his stop sign but Phantom ducks, on the rebound Pondo swings agin but Phantom smacks the sign with the jug, shocking Pondo’s hands, he then slams the water jug across the head of Pondo.
EG: Hello San Diego!
AS: I don’t think Pondo will be doing much geography after that shot!
JL: That echoed all the way to our table!
Phantom covers Pondo but is only able to get a two count. He grabs the light tube skateboard and whips Pondo off the eastern ropes and Pondo counters with a close kick to the gut and tosses the skateboard on the ground, followed by a DDT shattering the light tubes. Pondo covers Phantom and gets a two count, He then picks Phantom off the mat, but Phantom delivers a low blow, followed by a sickening thumbtack bat shot. Pondo is busted open as he crawls to the western ropes, Phantom grabs a barbed wire bat and scrapes it along the arm and forehead of Pondo. Pondo then slowly rises to his feet as Phantom holds an empty keg on a stick, he swings but Pondo takes out the leg and smashes his stop sign over the head. Pondo covers him but gets a two count.
AS: What a close call by Pondo!
Pondo then grabs the keg stick and awaits for Phantom to get up, Phantom grabs the stop sign and rams it into the gut. He then places the stop sign on the Keg and hits a sit out power slam crushing the sign and denting the beer keg to get the three count.
Winner: Green Phantom
JL: What a win here by Green Phantom. He’s going on tomorrow night to face the winner of the next match.
We cut to a promo Danny Havoc had recorded earlier.
DH: You know Drake Younger, we’ve collided before and we’ve kicked each others asses. I’ve came on top acouple times and so have you. But tonight Drake you’re not going to get the victory over me, cause I’m winning the tournament and taking on Jun Kasai for the 2FW Hardcore Championship, which rightfully belongs to yours truly. Sorry Drake but that’s how the cookie crumbles, speaking of cookies, this chocolate chip is out of this world!
We cut back to the arena where a bed of thumbtacks lay in the ring, as “Hungry Like The Wolf” by Duran Duran is playing through the speakers. Danny Havoc steps from the curtains wielding a bucket which the audience assumes is thumbtacks. He places the bucket in a corner before sliding into the ring, just then the song changes to “Whatever” by Godsmack. Drake Younger steps out of the curtains holding a thumbtack basketball and dragging a giant plastic tub full of thumbtacks. He places them in a corner and slides into the ring just as his music cuts and JB Begins announcing.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Thumbtack Death Match, introducing first from The Unacknowledged Capital of Hardcore Cylinder Iowa, weighing in at one hundred and ninety pounds, he is “The Death Match Drunkard” he is Danny Havoc! And his opponent, from Indianapolis Indiana by the way of the R.A.A.G.E. Dojo, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, he is “The Psycho Shooter” Drake Younger!
Thumbtack Death Match: Danny Havoc vs Drake Younger
EG: I caught a glimpse of both of these guys in CZW, and boy can these two go at it.
JL: Drake Younger has wrestled for 2FW in the past and teamed with Necro Butcher for a brief stint.
Younger and Havoc circle the bed of thumbtacks and go into a lock up. Younger backs Havoc into the southern ropes, whips him off, Havoc hits a shoulder tackle but it does nothing. Havoc tries once more off the eastern ropes and still nothing. Havoc bounces off the southern ropes and Younger looks for a big back drop but Havoc lands on his feet, bounces off the northern ropes and looks for a clothesline. Younger ducks and looks for a back drop suplex but Havoc lands on his feet and hits a back drop suplex into the bed of tacks. Havoc then grabs a handful of thumbtacks and rubs them across Younger’s head, he then stuffs the tacks in Younger’s mouth and locks on a chin lock.
AS: A classic hold getting violent? I like it!
Younger refuses to tap as the two get up and Younger lands some elbows to the gut. Younger then spits the thumbtacks at Havoc like a poison mist, bounces off the northern ropes and looks for a clothesline, but Havoc ducks and looks for a jumping neck breaker. Younger gives a back kick to the groin, bounces off the southern ropes and hits a bull dog into the tacks. He hooks the leg but the result is a two count, Younger grabs the bucket that Havoc brought in and begins spinning around in a circle, spilling the thumbtacks everywhere. Younger then pulls in the thumbtack tub from earlier as a bloody Havoc rises to his feet, Younger looks for a DDT but Younger can’t lift Havoc. Havoc then turns the tables and hits a northern lights suplex into the tub of tacks. Havoc then pulls Younger and the bin near the north western corner and climbs the rope, he then hits a signature corkscrew moonsault, crushing the bin. He covers Younger but the result is a two count.
EG: Excuse Me! First time I’ve ever seen that happen!
The two get up from the giant pile of tacks, Younger delivers right hands and looks to hit a power bomb into the pile, but Havoc reverses with a frankensteiner into the tacks. Havoc then lifts the thumbtack basket ball above his head as the crowd roars, he places it in the center of the ring and carries Younger towards it. Havoc lifts Younger onto his shoulders looking for a wrist-clutch death valley driver, but Younger wiggles free and goes for a Yakuza kick. Havoc ducks and nails a drop kick but Younger is on spaghetti legs, Havoc goes for a clothesline but Younger ducks and hits a vertebreaker onto the thumbtack basketball and gets the three count.
Winner: Drake Younger
JL: A big win for Drake Younger in this match up.
EG: Look at the thousands of tacks in his back, from the tub breaking.
We cut to the back to a promo by Abdullah Kobayashi in broken English. Followed by a promo from Necro Butcher
AK: Necro Butcher! We’ve collided in Big Japan, we’ve collided in CZW, we have history Necro Butcher! Tonight history will repeat!
NB: Abdullah Kobayashi, you are right my friend, we’ve collided a lot in the past but I think its time for us to settle the score once and for all. You and me brother in a Taipei death match, let’s see who will survive, I Chose Death.
We cut back to the arena where “Piss” by Pantera is playing through the speakers. Necro Butcher busts out of the curtains wielding two chairs as well as his glass covered fists. He tosses the chairs into the ring and climbs in, as the song switches to “Hangar 18” by Megadeth. Abdullah Kobayashi steps from the curtains and walks down the aisle, he throws his turban to the ground and steps into the ring just as the song cuts.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Taipei death match! Introducing first, from Nagano Japan, weighing in at two hundred and ninety seven pounds, he is Abdullah Kobayashi! And his opponent, from Morgantown West Virginia, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds, he is Necro Bucther!
Taipei Death Match: Abdullah Kobayashi vs Necro Bucther
The bell sounds as the two circle one another and put their fists up like boxers. Kobayashi swings a right but Necro ducks and follows with a right to the gut. The two are still squared up as Necro swings for the face but Kobayashi ducks and nearly connects with an upper cut. The two square up once more as Kobayashi swings, Necro blocks it with his arm, but follows up with a jab to the face. Necro then gets fed up and sets the two chairs he bought in before, he signals for Kobayashi to sit in one. Once they sit Necro points to his forehead and Kobayashi connects with a straight shot. Necro follows with a shot to the forehead. The two slowly trade off as they slowly bleed and then they are constantly trading rights, Necro hits a head-butt and follows up with a series of punches and kicks, in which he titles the “West Virginia Violence Parade.” Necro then slams a chair over the already bloody head of Kobayashi.
EG: I think we might get the Main Event early guys!
Necro takes the chair and sets the two up side by side, he takes Kobayashi and looks to his a side walk slam on the two chairs but Necro can't seem to lift him. Kobayashi then takes Necro and drops him into the chairs with a Samoan drop. Kobayashi covers him but only gets a two count, He then lifts Necro off the mat and Necro delivers a straight shot to the gut, followed by a knock out punch to the jaw of Kobayashi, who is now leaning on the second rope of the southern side of the ring. Necro then grinds the glass on his fists to any open laceration on Kobayashi's head, Necro then pulls a fork out of his pocket and looks to carve Kobayashi's arm like a Thanksgiving Turkey, but Kobayashi gives a stiff elbow, causing Necro to drop it. Kobayashi then grabs the fork and starts cutting and stabbing away on Necros arm, he then digs the fork into the already cut open forehead of Necro Butcher.
AS: This is exactly why this kind of match, is the sickest match in wrestling history!
EG: You got that right Al, I personally would not be surprised if these two attempted to decapitate each other tonight.
Kobayashi takes Necro into the south western corner and starts peppering away at the body and head of Necro butcher with Jabs and Punches. Necro goes down south and looks to hit a power bomb in which he does, he hooks the leg and gets a two count only. Necro grabs the fork and stabs him viciously in the forehead, Kobayashi slowly rises to his feet, only to meet a stiff spinning back-fist from Necro. Kobayashi is furious and nails a right hook to the jaw of Necro, who then fires back with a stiff right himself. The crowd goes nuts as the two then trade stiff left and rights, and the two knock each other out when they connect with spinning back fists. Kobayashi rolls to the southern side of the ring where he slowly rises to his feet and gets a dollar from a fan, He then grabs a staple gun from under the ring and goes back inside. He then pierces the dollar bill to Necro's nose, sending shock and awe through out the arena.
EG: Excuse me! I'm surprised whacks didn't come out here with his piercing kit! Jesus christ that is sick!
Kobayashi then takes Necro to the north western corner and staples his tongue to the bottom turnbuckle. Kobayashi then scales the ropes and double stomps Necro pretty much knocking him out, followed by his signature Koba Driver and gets the three count.
Winner: Abdullah Kobayashi
JL: That was probably the most sickening match I have ever called and witnessed. I am in total shock and awe.
AS: and so are the rest of us.
We cut to the back where Hardcore Ninja is speaking his mind on his match. He is speaking as if he was an Asian Samurai.
HN: Takashi...Sasaki. You go...one on one...with the hardcore ninja, the most feared ninja in the world. Carpet strips...i will drive them through your skull, like i drive my sword into the chest of an enemy soldier. You will go down tonight Takashi Sasaki.
We cut back to the ring where Carpet Strip boards are placed in the north western and south eastern corners, "This Is War" by Vandenberg is playing through the speakers as Takashi Sasaki steps out from the curtains. He walks down the aisle and walks into the ring just as the song changes to "Big Mouth Strikes Again" by Slap-shot. The hardcore ninja comes out of the curtains and walks down the aisle into the ring, Jeremy Borash begins to announce both men.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Carpet Strip death match. Introducing first, from Iwate Japan, weighing in at ninety kilograms, he is Takashi Sasaki! And his opponent, from-
Carpet Strips: Takashi Sasaki vs Hardcore Ninja 2
JB is interrupted as Hardcore Ninja 2 attacks Sasaki. He wears him down in the corner as he signals for something, soon a white ninja comes running down the aisle and also puts a beating on Sasaki. The black Ninja then points to the carpet strip board in the north western corner and the crowd goes nuts, the two ninjas then hoist Saski in a double team crucifix and slam him into the carpet strip board. They both drag him out and cover him but the crowd roars as Masada comes running down the aisle with a carpet strip in hand. The white ninja comes out of the ring only to get whacked with the carpet strip, The black ninja flies over the top rope and Masada catches him, he then tosses the black ninja into a ring post.
EG: Looks like we got an impromptu tag match!
Sasaki comes to the outside of the ring wielding a carpet strip, he whacks the white ninja in the arm with the strip and proceeds to slide it back and forth, cutting away. Masada then brings out acouple of light tubes and rolls them into the ring along with the black ninja. Masada then suplex's him onto some light tubes while the white ninja jumps off the southern apron with a carpet strip, breaking it over the head of Sasaki splitting him open. Masada goes to the outside and grabs another weapon from under the ring, a light tube carpet strip board. Sasaki comes back into the ring only to have the white ninja smack him in the stomach with a ton of carpet strips, followed by a DDT on them. The black ninja then takes the carpet strips and slams them on the back and arm of Masada as he enters the ring. The ninjas then hit a double team russian leg sweep onto the the light tube carpet strip board, they then go for a double suplex which Masada breaks from and Sasaki smacks both ninjas in the back with carpet strips.
JL: Masada and Sasaki are working like a machine here!
Sasaki lays out the carpet strips and hits a double underhook pile driver on the white ninja. Masada brings in two large stars made from light tubes and sets them in the south western corner, he looks to whip the black ninja into them but the black ninja reverses, causing Masada to crush the light tubes. Sasaki attacks both of them but then ninjas use strength in numbers, as they hit a double team death valley driver into the carpet strip board in the south eastern corner. The white ninja then slices up Masada's forehead with a carpet strip, and then punches the nails in the wound repetitively. Meanwhile the black ninja brings in some light tubes and they both hit a double team pile driver on Sasaki, the black ninja covers him but gets a two count. Masada gets up in time and kicks the white ninja straight in the face and tosses him outside the ring, he then grabs a chair and slams it over his head before tossing it in the ring. Masada then follows up by tossing more chairs in the ring as Sasaki hits a shinning wizard on the black ninja.
AS: What does Masada have in mind here?
Masada then slides in two glass panes and Sasaki sets them up, stretching them across the chairs. Masada rolls the white ninja into the ring, him and Sasaki set the ninjas up for a stereo move. Masada hits the signature "Masadamizer" through one glass pane, and Sasaki hits an emerald flowsion through the other. Sasaki pins the black ninja and gets the three count to advance in the tournament.
Winner: Takashi Sasaki
EG: What a great match! Takashi Sasaki is advancing in the Blood Cuts and Glory tournament!
JL: Well in the next match there is somewhat bad blood behind it, let's take it to the video.
We cut to a montage of Kaos wrestling in XPW with a voice Narration by Joey Styles.
JS: Kaos, he is the nephew of another man in this tournament Supreme. Kaos held the XPW television championship for over a year, but before that, he was putting himself in death matches. Tonight he proves he can play with the big boys.
This montage cuts to a montage of D.J. Hyde.
JS: While Kaos was putting his body on the line in the west, D.J. Hyde was doing the same in the east. D.J. Hyde would become one of the biggest heels in CZW history, then he would ultimately run the company. Tonight he collides with Kaos in this East vs West battle.
We cut back to the ring where "Rock Superstar" By Cypress Hill is playing through the speakers. Kaos steps out from the curtains sporting a black tank top and jean shorts, he walks down the aisle and stares down the glass panes in all the corners. The song then changes to "Devil's Son" by Devildriver and D.J. Hyde walks down the aisle. He steps into the ring just as his sing cuts.
JB: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a glass panes death match. Introducing first, from Colorado springs Colorado, he is Kaos!
Glass Panes: D.J. Hyde vs Kaos.[/u]
Hyde goes after Kaos and starts pounding away. Kaos soon fights back and whips Hyde off the northern ropes, but Hyde counters with a whip and a big clothesline. Hyde then tosses Kaos over the western ropes and continues to land shots to the head. Hyde looks to whip him into the guardrail but Kaos counters and Hyde hits it with such force he almost flies over. Kaos takes Hyde back inside the ring where he looks to whip him into a glass pane in the north eastern corner but Hyde counters with a whip and Kaos stops himself with a slide. Hyde charges at him with a clothesline but as Kaso moves away, Hyde stops himself. Kaos lands a couple of hits on Hyde before attempting another whip, Hyde counters the whip sending Kaos into the glass pane in the south western corner.
EG: Glass shattered all the way into the front row!
AS: Let's hope no one is stupid enough to eat it!
Hyde then hits a DDT, covers him, and gets a two count. Hyde then takes a handfull of the shattered glass and rubs it across Kaos' forehead, splitting him open. Kaos then starts to fight back, he hits a super kick as Hyde is on spaghetti legs near a glass pane in the south eastern corer, Kaos then charges at Hyde, who the tosses Kaos overhead. Kaos stays on Hyde's shoulders and hits a DDT through the glass pane. Kaos covers him but only gets a two count, Kaos goes outside and grabs an empty bed, he then places the glass pane from the north eastern corner over it and looks to Suplex Hyde into it. Hyde keeps his feet planted, He then reverses the supelx and hits a jack hammer slam into the glass, Hyde then gets a two count as he rolls off of Kaos.
JL: This is a sickening match up!
As Hyde rolls off, Kaos smacks a giant shard of glass across the already cut up head. Kaos heads to the outside of the ring and brings in a table and a brown bag, He dumps push-pins all over the table in the ring and lays Hyde out on the table, Kaos then scales the south eastern corner looking for a moonsault. Hyde gets up and power bomb him through the table getting a three count, he then drags the bed of broken glass to the center of the ring, and places the final glass pane on top of it. Hyde looks to hit the signature shadow driver but Kaos escapes and hits a sit out gord-buster shattering the glass and getting the three count.
Winner: Kaos
EG: The odds were stacked against Kaos and he won against D.J. Hyde, he won against one of 2FW's many Goliath's!
JL: You got that right Eric!
We cut to the back where Whacks is cutting a promo on his opponent in the next match up.
W: Blood, Cuts, and Glory. Not only do I have to force myself to wrestle after taking a bump off a cage last week, but I have to wrestle Big Japan's Yuko Miyamoto, who've i had a run in in the past with. Yuko, you won the masters of pain for IWA-East Coast, in 2009. It's three years later, and Blood, Cuts, and Glory, is going home with me tonight.
We come back to the arena where the ring is filled with light tubes and "One Night Carnival" by Kishidan is playing through out the arena. Yuko Miyamoto steps out from the curtains raising a light tube package over his head, he walks down the aisle and steps into the ring just as the song changes to "Live For This" by Hatebreed. Whacks then steps from the curtains wielding a thicker package of light tubes, he puts it in a corner and steps into the ring.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a light tube death match! Introducing first, from Horishima Japan, weighing in at eighty kilograms, he is Yuko Miyamoto! and his oponent, from deptford New Jersey, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, he is Whacks!
Light Tube Death Match: Yuko Miyamoto vs Whacks
EG: I remember when Whacks just used to be a photographer for CZW and now he's moved up to a wrestler. I haven't seen a match by him, but I can't wait to see what he can pull off.
The bell sounds as Whacks and Miyamoto lock up, The two trade hammerlocks, wrist locks, and waist locks. The two grade a light tube from the northern and southern ropes, they then engage in a sword like battle resulting and both of them hitting each other with the light tubes. Miyamoto rolls to the outside where he grabs a Light tube package from under the ring, Whacks dives through the ropes with a suicide dive hitting Miyamoto as well as the light tube package. Whacks picks Miyamoto off the floor and then tosses him over the guardrail into the first row, he brings him back into the ring where he grabs light tubes from the northern ropes and scoop slams Miyamoto onto them. Whacks looks to whip Miyamoto into the southern ropes but Miyamoto counters with a whip of his own, shattering the light tubes into the back of Whacks.
AS: These two are looking pretty cut up here. Whacks from his past experiences isn't afraid to bleed.
Miyamoto grabs a light tube from the north and slams it down across the back of Whacks. He takes Whacks' package of light tubes and sets it up in the north eastern corner, He whips him into it but Whacks counters with a whip of his own. Miyamoto stops himself in time only to turn around and face a drop kick from Whacks, sending him flying into the light tubes. Whacks covers him but only gets a two count. Whacks whips Miyamoto off the eastern ropes, grabs a light tube and swings, but Miyamoto stops, grabs it from him, hits a spinning kick to the stomach and smacks the light tube across the head. Miyamoto covers him but gets a two count, Miyamoto grabs his light tube package and scales the north western corner, he then flies through the air onto Whacks with a moonsault with the light tubes. Miyamoto covers him again but its another two count.
JL: Miyamoto has no clue on how to put Whacks away here.
Miyamoto gets frustrated and pulls all the light tubes off the northern and southern ropes. He then hits an emerald flowsion on Whacks, grabs some light tubes and climbs the south western turnbuckle. He once again soars through the air with a moonsault but Whacks brings his legs up to block it. He brings Miyamoto to the center of the ring and hits a torture rack into a michinoku driver on light tubes to get the three count.
Winner: Whacks
EG: What an impressive win by Whacks! that man has certainly came a long way since being a photographer!
JL: Whacks has proofed himself once again worthy in 2FW!
Both men slowly rise to their feet and Miyamoto extends his hand, Whacks shakes it in respect and they celebrate. We then cut to a highlight reel of Balls Mahoney once again narrated by Joey Styles.
JS: Balls Mahoney, ECW's Captain Caveman, Neanderthal, Hardcore Chair Swinging freak! This man has wrestled countless matches in Japan against Masato Tanaka and even Wing Kanemura. Balls Mahoney is one tough son of a bitch!
The highlight reel then cuts to one for Nate Webb
JS: "Spider" Nate Webb, a young and gifted athlete who not only can wrestle but play hardcore as well. The odd of this man winning a chairs of death match against a hardcore chair swinging freak named Balls Mahoney are very slim! But anything can happen.
We cut back to the ring where the camera's focus on the chairs as "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus play in the background. The chairs are razor bladed, barbed wire, light tubes, razor wire, thumbtacks, broken glass, and light bulbs. Nate Webb jumps out from the curtains and struts down the aisle, he then hops into the ring ignoring all the chairs at ringside. The song then changes to "Big Balls" by AC/DC and Balls Mahoney steps from the curtains wielding a signature Blood, Cuts, And Glory chair. The fans start to sing his theme "And He's got big balls! and She's got big balls! but we've got the biggest balls of them all!"
JB: Introducing first from Indianapolis Indiana, by the way of Beer City and Flavor county, weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds, he is "Spider" Nate Webb! and his Opponent, from Nutley New Jersey, weighing in at three hundred and ten pounds, he is Balls Mahoney!
Chairs of Death: Balls Mahoney vs Nate Webb
AS: Everyone is on the subject of debate about this match tonight. The question is, Can Nate Webb stand a chance against balls mahoney? I don't think so.
The bell sounds and Mahoney swings his chair at Webb, who then ducks the shot and follows it up with the signature Arachnid kick to the chair. He goes for the chair but Balls hangs on as he rips it from Webb, spinning him around, and then a head splitting shot with the chair by Balls. Balls then tosses the chair due to the ridiculously huge dent in it and places Webb in the north eastern corner, He then starts jabbing away on Webb as the crowd gets behind him. Webb falls to a sitting position as Balls grabs the barbed wire chair and places it on him, Balls backs up and hits a running dropkick to the chair and Webb, causing more blood to spill from Webb's head, Balls covers him but Webb kicks out on two.
JL: I think your prediction is coming true here Al.
Balls plants Webb's face in the barbed wire and the grabs the razor blade chair and places it on top of his head. Balls then scales the north eastern corner looking for a leg drop but Webb escapes, grabs the razor chair and slams it down across the arm of Balls, slicing it open. Webb grabs the thumbtack chair and whips Balls off the western ropes and swing the chair across the head, blood trickles down the face of Balls as he rolls to the south eastern corner. Webb places the light tube chair over Balls, climbs the south western corner. Nate flies through the air with a moonsault van-daminator to balls shattering the light tubes. He pulls him out of the corner and gets a two count.
EG: Nate Webb calls that the "Fang"! and god damn is t lethal!
Balls rolls to the outside of the ring and Webb goes after him. Balls lands some shots, Webb then charges at him resulting Balls to hit a sit out spine buster on the outside. Balls sets up a table near the eastern apron, he lays Webb out on it and scales the north eastern turnbuckle and hits a leg drop on Webb crushing the table. Balls covers him but only gets a two count, he then goes for the nutcracker sweet, but Webb escapes and hits a DDT. Webb then grabs the razor chair, stands on the apron and hits a moonsault with it, resulting in a two count. Webb sets a table near a steel structure that is supporting the lighting and a tent and lays balls out on it.
AS: The hell does Nate Webb have in mind?
Webb scales the structure until he reaches a huge height. The crowd roars as he looks around and jumps off with a somersault leg drop onto Balls crushing the table, and resulting in a three count.
Winner: Nate Webb
EG: I can't believe that Nate Webb's signature Spider Drop would win him a match with Balls Mahoney!
JL: I can't believe what I saw.
We cut to the back where Insane Lane is cutting a promo on his opponent, Shadow WX.
IL: Full Force Wrestling, Blood Cuts and Glory. Tonight that 6 foot trophy is going to be sitting in my living room, or the padded cell as some people call it. That trophy will sit right next to my Carnage Cup trophy, and my other achievements, which they're barley are any. My first opponent for tonight will be non other than the big Japan Legend himself Shadow WX. Shadow is going down with staples! hahahaha!
We cut back to the ring where "Dangerous Tonight" by Alice Cooper is playing over the speakers and Shadow WX comes from the curtains and walks down the aisle. The song then changes to "The Only" by Static-X and Insane Lane pops out from behind the curtains, he is soon storming down the aisle and jumps into the ring just in time for announcements.
JB: The following contest is schedueld for one fall and it is a staple gun match. Introducing first, from Niigata Japan, weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, he is Shadow WX! and his opponent, from Clayton County Georgia weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds, he is Insane Lane!
Staple Guns: Insane Lane vs Shadow WX
The bell sounds as the two look to lock up, Lane takes out the legs and starts to stomp away on him. He starts to choke Shadow with his foot in the north eastern corner and then staples a dollar bill to his forehead. Shadow gets up to walk it off, but Lane puts a staple to the shoulder and the left arm. While Shadow is down, Lane lifts Shadow's shirt and staples his back. Shadow starts to fight back and eventually puts a staple to the forehead of Lane, as well as the shoulders, the neck, and then pierces the upper ear of Lane. Lane rolls outside the ring and Shadow trails behind him, Shadow picks up a chair and swings hitting a ring post. Lane then takes the staple gun and plants one to the forehead again. Lane starts to choke Shadow on the western guardrail and then plants another staple, Shadow then attacks Lane from behind getting the stapler, and staples his shirt to the forehead of Lane.
AS: My god that is sick! I can't watch!
Lane starts to fight back and pins Shadow against the north western corner, Lane goes for a headbutt and clanks his head against the turnbuckle, busting him wide open. Shadow then staples the resting hand of Lane, Shadow then slams a chair across the head of Lane but Lane seems to have no affects from it. Shadow then hits Lane in the stomach with the chair, sets it up, and DDT's him onto the seat. Shadow then staples Lane's cheek to the chair, but Lane pulls it out from the chair. Shadow throws Lane back into the ring and covers him but he gets only a two count, Lane trips the legs and hits a leg drop, followed by a staple to the Sternum of Shadow. Lane starts wearing down Shadow in the north western corner but Shadow begins to fight back. He plants Lane down in the center of the ring and gives a staple to the groin, Lane rolls into the south western corner and Shadow places a chair on him, he then hits a rolling senton onto the chair, hooks the leg, and yet again gets a two count.
EG: Insane Lane refuses to stay down!
Shadow goes to the outside and begins to stack chairs. he comes back in the ring and him and Lane begin a head-butting duel. Lane looks to hit a power bomb onto the stack of chairs but Shadow escapes and nails a super kick. Shadow then hits a power bomb onto the chair pile denting and breaking chairs, he then hops outside the ring and covers lane to get the three count.
Winner: Shadow WX[/u]
AS: A great win for Shadow WX.
JL: A well deserved win if that.
In The ring Shadow congrats Lane for a good effort. He raises his hand as we cut to the back with Jaki Numazawa.
JN: Supreme, I am the master of the death match. You will go down in a very horrid and bloody way as I score yet another point for Team Big Japan tonight. You're soul will be taken by "Kokutenshi" Numazawa Jaki.
We cut back to the ring where a barbed wire bat is placed in the center of the ring and "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie plays in the background. Supreme steps from the curtains and makes his way down to ringside. The song then changes to "wait and bleed" by Slipknot and Numazawa steps from the curtains and makes his way down to the ring.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a barbed wire bat match. Introducing first, from Hollywood California, he is Supreme! and his opponent, from Honjo Japan, he is "Black Angel" Jaki Numazawa!
Barbed Wire Bat: Supreme vs Jaki Numazawa
Jeremy Borash counts down to zero and the two rush into the ring going after the barbed wire bat. Numazawa grabs it and starts smacking it around on Supreme, as Supreme backs into the north eastern corner, Numazawa scrapes and cuts up the arm. Supreme drops to the floor and Numazawa slams the bat across the back of the head, then proceeds to cut up the forehead, Numazawa then repetivly slams the bat across the back of Supreme. He then goes for another shot and the blood covered Supreme fights back with a shot to the gut and then slams the bat across the head of Numazawa. He then lays on the western ropes and Supreme takes advantage but pressing the bat into the laceration in the head of Numazawa. Supreme then scrapes the bat across the back and taunts to the crowd before slamming it down on the back.
EG: I haven't heard much of Supreme but these two look like they wanna kill each other. Not even five minutes into the match and these two are already busted open.
Numazawa fights back against Supreme and slams the back cross the head. He then hits an elbow drop with the bat but only gets a two count. He places the bat in the center of the ring and looks to hit a scoop slam on it but Supreme plants his feet, and then follows it up with a Samoan drop onto the bat. He covers Numazawa but gets a two count, Supreme then goes for a power bomb and Numazawa counters with a hurricanrana onto the bat. Numazawa takes the bat and whips Supreme off the southern ropes, he swings and Supreme ducks, nailing a big clothesline. Supreme slams the bat down onto Numazawa and goes to grab a chair, he climbs the north western turnbuckle and hits a mecha-toad splash with the chair and getting the three count.
Winner: Supreme
JL: Supreme grabs a victory. This means he will either face Isami Kodaka or his arch rival Messiah tomorrow night!
We cut to the back where Messiah is cutting a promo. He is wearing a hood and turns around, flipping the hood off and begins to speak.
M: Tonight marks the night where the holy man himself, The Messiah, returns to professional wrestling. Not only can i physically wrestle, I can do death matches, so tonight also marks my night in returning to death matches. Isami Kodaka is going down in a holy blaze!
We then cut to Isami Kodaka as Messiah walks off screen.
IK: Messiah, you talk the talk, yet you can't walk the walk. Ladders and light tubes are my specialty, so you better watch who you talk to Messiah, or I'll shut you up, and make you quit wrestling like you did years ago!
We come back to the ring where ladders are placed in the south eastern and north western corners. A huge light tube structure, held by duct tape and the two ladders splits the ring in half. There are also light tubes placed in the north eastern and south western corners, "Prayer" by Disturbed is playing in the background as Messiah steps from the curtains wielding a light tube cross. He walks down the aisle and removes his hoodie and places his light tube cross in the south western corner as the music switches to "Born Stupid" by Wormrot. Kodaka eyes down Messiah as we walks down the aisle and the two engage in the battle before the announcements.
Light Tubes and Ladders: Messiah vs Isami Kodaka
EG: These two are not gonna wait!
Kodaka and Messiah brawl on the outside trading left and right hands. Kodaka rams Messiah into the side of the ring and swings a light tube and Messiah dodges it. Messiah then whips Kodaka into the northern guardrail and the clotheslines him over it into the front row. Messiah slams a chair over Kodaka's head and throws him back over the guardrail, Messiah then lays some light tubes on the ground and looks to Suplex Kodaka onto them, but Kodaka drops Messiah stomach first on them cutting away at messiah's stomach.
JL: Messiah is the first victim of the light tubes in this match up!
Kodaka takes a broken edge and smashes it against Messiah's head, followed by cutting and carving it up. Messiah crawls away bleeding as Kodaka grabs a light tube and smashes it across the back, Kodaka then sets up some light tubes on the ground and hits a double under hook face-buster onto them, he hooks the leg of Messiah but it's only a two count. Kodaka goes near the south western corner and sets six chairs side by side, He lays a ladder followed by some light tubes across the chairs and lays Messiah out on them. He then climbs the south western corner looking for a moonsault, but Messiah gets up, hops on the apron and smashes the light tube cross on Kodaka, sending him flying into the ladder, light tubes, and chairs below. Messiah then hits a cross body and covers Kodaka, but Kodaka kicks out on two.
AS: Looks like Kodaka had a bad landing in those light tubes.
Messiah pulls Kodaka out of the wreckage and puts him in a fire man's carry, Kodaka escapes and hits a German Suplex into the wreckage. As Messiah slowly crawls onto the apron, Kodaka slams a light tube across the hand, Kodaka then sets up a table near the same corner only on the western side and places light tubes on it. Messiah and Kodaka trade blows on the south western corner before finally Kodaka hits an assault driver onto the light tubes and table, he hooks the leg but it's only a two count. Kodaka takes Messiah back into the ring and attempts to whip him into the huge light tube structure but Messiah stops himself. Kodaka charges at him but Messiah moves and then Kodaka stops in time. Messiah then lifts Kodaka in a fire man's carry again but Kodaka escapes and lands a huge implant DDT, Kodaka then scales the ladder in the south eastern corner. Messiah slowly climbs after him, Kodaka looks to hit a release suplex into the light tube structure but Messiah fights back.
EG: Everyone is on the edge of their seats. who is going to go through that structure!?
Messiah lands a painful chop to Kodaka, the two then switch places and Messiah lift's Kodaka in a fire man's carry, he stands on top of the ladder and hits a stunner from the Fire man's carry through the light tube structure, sending the crowd into chants of "2FW!" and "Holy crap!" Messiah slowly crawls to Kodaka's body, places his arm over it, and gets the three count.
Winner: Messiah
EG: It was bound to happen! Supreme and Messiah have feuded for years and tomorrow night, it comes to an end!
JL: We can only hope it ends tomorrow.
As Messiah and Kodaka are taken away from the carnage and the ring is cleaned up, we cut to the back with Kevin Steen and Ryuji Ito
KS: You see, I've wrestled pretty much all over. Canada, The east coast, the west coast, and everywhere in between. Ryuji Ito is going to be put through a table here tonight, but not just any ordinary Table, wait and see!
RI: Kevin Steen! You lack intellect and skill, which will cost you in this Ultraviolent Table match, as well as the tournament!
We cut back to the ring where there are tables covered in thumbtacks, barbed wire, light tubes, and razor wire. “Assdrop” by Sevendust plays through the speakers as Kevin Steen steps from the curtains and walks down the aisle. He hops into the ring just as the song changes to "Path of the dragon" as Ryuji Ito comes out onto the stage. He walks down the aisle and takes off his shirt revealing his many scars, he soon hops into the ring just as his music cuts.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is an Ultraviolent Tables match! Introducing fist, from Montreal Quebec, he is Kevin Steen! and his Opponent, from Iwate Japan, he is Ryuji Ito!
Ultraviolent Tables: Ryuji ito vs Kevin Steen
The bell sounds as the two lock up, Steen breaks the hold and hammers away with right hands. He whips Ito off the western ropes, Steen bends over and Ito looks for a sunset flip, but Steen catches him in mid flight and slams him down with a water wheel slam. Steen looks to toss Ito over the western ropes through a barbed wire table but Ito lands on the apron, Ito looks for a suplex but Steen lands on the apron and gives an elbow to the gut. Steen then looks for a Russian Leg sweep off the apron but Ito pushes him off and Steen lands to his feet and rests on the table; Ito goes for a springboard cross body but Steen moves in time, and Ito crashes through the table.
JL: You can see the barbed wire stick to the flesh of Ito!
Steen rips Ito free from the barbed wire and whips him into the southern guardrail, he then pulls Ito off of it and hits a side winder suplex on the ground. He pulls the thumbtack table out a bit and places Ito on it, Steen then climbs the south western turnbuckle and flies through the air with a moonsault, but Ito moves and the tacks fly eeverywhere, as well as stick to Steen. Ito grabs a chair from a fan ans smashes it over the head of Steen as soon as he gets to his feet. He then places the chair across the neck and shoulders of Steen and delivers a sickening Axe kick; Ito places Steen on the razor wire table on the eastern side of the ring and scales the apron; he then hits a flipping senton off the apron but Steen moves as the razor wire tables slices and cuts the back of Ito.
EG: That razor wire is brand spanking new, and look how easily it cuts away at human skin!
Steen goes to the northern side of the ring and slides the light tube table inside. He sets it up just as Ito gets to his feet and rolls in; Steen then fires away on Ito, wearing him down, and hits his signature fall-away power bomb into the north eastern corner. Steen takes Ito up in the corner and looks for an Avalanche Package Pile-Driver, but as soon as Steen lifts Ito, Ito hurricanrana's Steen through the light tube table winning the match.
Winner: Ryuji Ito
AS: Big Japan scores yet another victory tonight!
Ito celebrates as we cut to the back with Corporal Robinson.
CR: You know, on new years eve of two thousand and eleven, when I vacated The Juggalo Championship Wrestling Title, I thought my wrestling career as done and over. I thought, that I could leave professional wrestling as a happy man, but then I heard about 2FW. Full Force Wrestling, a company that started making noise and I was one of the many listeners. So I checked it out and loved what I was seeing, and then I heard about their tournament entitled "Blood, Cuts, and Glory" and the light bulb turned on. I trained hard for this day and tonight I'm in a barbed wire trampoline death match against Big Japan's Masashi Takeda. Let me tell you something Takeda, when we're done, you'll fear what you don't understand, and hate what you can't conquer bitch!
We cut back to the ring where the barbed wire trampoline rests on the eastern side of the ring and "Aces High" by Iron Maiden plays through the speakers. Masashi Takeda steps from the curtains and makes his way down the aisle; the music changes to "I Get Mad" by Violent J as soon as he steps into the ring. Corporal Robinson steps out from the curtains and makes his way towards the ring.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Barbed Wire trampoline death match. Introducing first, from Louisville Kentucky, he is Corporal Robinson! and his Opponent, from Nagasaki Japan, he is Mashashi Takeda!
Barbed Wire Trampoline: Corporal Robinson vs Masashi Takeda
AS: Corporal Robinson returns to pro wrestling tonight. An unexpected turn of events.
Corp and Takeda circle each other and the two lock up. Takeda Pushes Corp against the eastern ropes looking to put him into the barbed wire trampoline, but Corp fires a right hand, and lands more stiff punches in the south western corner. Corp hops outside and brings in a chair, he swings it as Takeda moves and hits a dropkick on Corp; Takeda places the chair on a seated Corporal in the corner, he walks back and hits a running senton onto Corp and the chair. Takeda looks to through him over the eastern ropes and into the trampoline but Corp hangs on to the ropes. Corp struggles until he eventually gives a back elbow and fires away with stiff right hands. Corp grabs the chair and whips Takeda off the western ropes, then smacking the chair across the head.
EG: My god what a chair shot!
Corp sets up the chair, he lifts Takeda in a fire man's carry and looks for a death valley driver. Takeda escapes and nails a German Suplex with Corp's head bouncing off the folded out chair. Takeda yet again looks to through Corp over the eastern ropes, Corp holds onto the bottom rope on the apron and Taked tries to push him off. Takeda walks away and Corp comes back in; Corp gives a kick to the gut and gives a death valley driver onto the folded out chair. Corp then tries to throw Takeda over the eastern ropes and into the trampoline but he hangs on to the ropes; Takeda fights free and looks to Power bomb Corp over the ropes, but Corp hits a frankensteiner and the two land on the apron. Takeda goes up the south eastern corner, Corp goes up right after him and hits a cobra clutch leg sweep into the barbed wire trampoline.
Winner: Corporal Robinson
JL: What a great win for Corporal Robinson tonight!
EG: Too bad it's gonna take forever to get the two out of the trampoline.
As Corp and Takeda are freed from the barbed wire we cut to the back with Lufisto
L: Yuki Miyazaki, Joshi extraordinaire. You walked right into my territory, my Yard, the death match yard. Get ready to have your ass handed to you on a silver plate, cause the Canadain Death Match Queen, hols back nothing!
We cut back to the ring where the ropes have been taken down, at ringside are these beds of light tubes, with a bed of barbed wire underneath them. Appropriatly titled the devils bunk bed. "Cinnamon Girl" by Type O Negative comes over the speakers as lights flicker to the beat. Lufisto comes out from the curtains and skips down the aisle, giving high fives her legion of fans. As she steps into the ring, the song changes to "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by the same band, Yuki Miyazaki steps from the curtains with hair tied back and stares down Lufisto as she makes her way down the aisle. She climbs into the ring just as her music cuts.
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a devil's bunk bed match! Introducing first, from Montreal Quebec, she is Lufisto! and he opponent, from Aichi Japan, she is Yuki Miyazaki!
Devil's Bunk Bed: Lufisto vs Yuki Miyazaki
Lufisto and Yuki stare each other down from across the ring, they both grab a light tube from the two bunk bed's. Yuki tries to intimidate Lufisto as she breaks it over her own head, Lufisto then does the same for intimidation. Yuki bends over as Lufisto grabs another light tube from the northern bunk and smashes it across Yuki's back; Yuki then does the same to Lufisto as she then proceeds to fire away with punches, bringing Lufisto to her knees. Lufisto fights back with vicious right hands and breaks a light tube across the stomach of Yuki, and then breaks the same light tube over her head. She then continues to fire away with more right hands and elbows, Lufisto then looks to throw Yuki off the ring and into the southern bunk but Yuki stops herself. Lufisto goes for a dropkick but Yuki blocks it and gives a vicious kick to the face of a kneeling Lufisto.
AS: Something broke in that Canadian Cranium!
Lufisto brings her head up to reveal a broken nose. Yuki looks to toss her into the northern bunk but Lufisto slides out of the way, dodges a clothesline from Yuki. Yuki Stops herself and Lufisto hits a picture perfect German Suplex. The two get up and start trading fists left and right, Lufisto gets fed up and lifts Yuki in a torture rack position, she looks to hit a burning hammer through the southern bunk but Yuki escapes and looks to dropkick Lufisto into them. Lufisto is on spaghetti legs as Yuki charges at her and Lufisto hits a release belly to belly Suplex sending Yuki into the southern bunk, shattering light tubes and bouncing off the barbed wire netting below.
Winner: Lufisto
EG: The first lady of hardcore has surpassed a Joshi legend in japan! A great win for Lufisto here tonight!
AS Yuki is freed from the bunk bed, we cut to the back with Dustin Lee and Juggulator.
DL: Full Force Wrestling's Blood Cuts And Glory. "Die Hard" Dustin Lee is in the main event in a prison yard match against Juggulator. A man who still thinks that listening to insane clown posse is cool and has a sleeve tattoo dedicated to them. Let me tell you something Juggulator, it's gonna be gang warfare once we step into that prison yard, your "Juggalos" against the Naptown Dragons, and when I put you against that razor wire, your realize that not only will I Die Hard, but you'll die harder!
J: Dustin Lee talks about gang warfare in the prison yard match, and he's right on the money with it, but what he doesn't know is that Juggalos never die! So Dustin Lee, if anyone is going to die tonight, it's going to be you!
We cut back to the ring where a cage is set up, with every wall covered in razor wire except for the door. "The Lost Boys" by The 69 Eyes plays in the distance as the camera focus's on the razor wire and then cuts to the entrance stage. Dustin Lee appears raising his fist with light tubes in his hands, he walks down the aisle and stares at the cage as he walks down. He soon steps into the cage as the song changes to "FBI File" by Corporate Avenger and Juggulator steps from the curtains with a pizza cutter hanging from his neck by a chain. He soon steps into the ring as Jeremy Borash announces from the outside.
JB: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event of the evening! It is a prison yard match, introducing first from Indianapolis Indiana by the way of the R.A.A.G.E. Dojo, he is "Die Hard" Dustin Lee! and his opponent, from Detroit Michigan he is the Juggulator!
Main Event; Prison Yard Death Match: Dustin Lee vs Juggulator
The bell sounds as the two circle each other, the two lock up and Lee pushes Juggulator towards the western wall but Juggulator shoves Lee away from him. The two pick up light tubes and begin a light saber like duel with them, the two then shatter the tubes across each others heads and fall to the floor. Juggulator looks for a clothesline to Lee but Lee ducks and hits a dropkick sending Juggulator to the northern wall. Lee then rubs Juggulator's head against the razor wire splitting him open, Lee then takes the pizza cutter from around Juggulator's neck and looks to cut away at the forehead, but Juggulator fights back and elbows Lee in the face, grabs the pizza cutter, and slices at the back, the arm, and the forehead busting Lee open.
EG: That Pizza cutter can be lethal!
Juggulator then proceeds to press Lee's head against the western Razor wire wall and covers him but gets a one count. Juggulator picks Lee off the mat and power bombs him into the northern wall and then nails a sit out power bomb getting a two count. Lee crawls and grabs a light tube as Juggulator picks him up, Lee starts to fight back; he then slams the light tube over the head and then hits a crucifix power bomb into the eastern wall. Lee covers him and gets a two count, Juggulator fights back and throws Lee against the southern wall and ties him up in the razor wire. He repeatedly cuts away at the body with the pizza cutter
JL: It's like i'm watching a torture session!
Juggulator taunts as Lee slowly frees himself from the razor wire and comes from behind hitting a burning hammer. Lee grabs the final light tube and sets Juggulator up in a crucifix with it; Lee then hits the crucifix slam with the light tube and covers him quick getting the three count.
Winner: Dustin Lee
JL: Dustin Lee hits the signature move entitled 'Die Harder' ! what a great win for Dustin Lee here tonight!
AS: Ladies and gentlemen thank you for tuning in for Night one! I'm Al Snow!
JL: I'm Jerry Lynn.
EG: And i'm Eric Gangulo we'll see you tomorrow night!
The show closes with a recap set to "For Victory" by Bolt Thrower. Showing the best clips from every match on the show. At then end of the song, the final clip fades to a photo with all the participants gathered around a 6 foot trophy before the show started, with "2FW!" chants set in the background.[/center]