Banter till you drop - The Crappy Reunion

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James why do my friends buy 2 bags of chips, 2 ice creams, and soda for lunch and stay skinny while living video game lifestyles

but I have to always watch what I eat and exercize because if I ate half of that I would look like 6th grade me

1st of all, three posts exactly at 9:50

that's intense. a good audience for my new photoshoot tonight



metabolism metabolism metabolism. young folks can get away with a lot. sadly I lived that lifestyle and ballooned. genetics play a role, too.


6th grade you? Were you a 200+ pound 12 year old like I was?


and it might boil down to overall calories. they might not eat a lot latter on. idk. some people say that a calorie is a calorie, but I say that's bullstinky poop. they may be small, but their bodies probably don't like all that processed industrial crap. they're eating junk pure and simple. they're probably skinny fat guys. just like cm punk. small but with a belly and probably can't come close to benching bodyweight or doing a pullup. not fat, but sickly videogamists. I know the type. have some freidns like that.



this is what happened to me with the crapfoods+video games lifestyle:

any of them are sig worly

And no james, sixth grade me was short and 130. Not as bad I know, but enough to be picked on.

looking at my loose collection... hornswoggle, ziggler, bryan, heath slater, and trent all fit under the 220 pound limit for the light heavyweight title. tournament time.

Horswoggle = face, trent = face, bryan = heel, slater = heel.

First round matches: Hornswoggle gets destroyed by the extremely evil Bryan after hornswoggle's cute little antics (shin kicks and butt bites) piss him off. he locks in the NO LOCK and hornswoggle taps immediately.

Trent takes out heath slater in a decent little match. he wins via the Gobstopper knee


FINAL MATCH: Trent and Daniel Bryan wrestle the successor to their Superstars match from Autumn of 2011, and they put on a 20 minute 5 star classic. Nearfalls after the Barreta knee and the Bryan roundhouse kick. Bryan gets ready to finish of trent with the multiple kicks to the chest, but as the audience cheers YES, Bryan just gets more and more pissed off. he starts yelling at the crowd as trent gets up and hits the SECOND gobstopper knee in the match! trent goes for the pin but bryan kicks out again!!! trent then picks up bryan and goes for the dudebuster ddt, but bryan reverses into the NO lock. trent easily makes it to the ropes as the ref counts to five. Then the angry short man daniel bryan argues with the ref in the middle of the ring. Trent climbs to the top rope and hits his diving dropkick. this knocks bryan into the ref!!! the ref gets decked and knocked out lol. trent stumbles over to bryan and goes for the pin, but there's noone to count it! trent tries to get the ref up and as the ref stumbles to his feet, bryan is slipping out to get a chair. bryan comes in with the chair, but by this time the ref is up. the ref goes over to take the chair out of bryan's hand, but bryan argues. trent goes for the lower gut kick as soon as daniel turns around, and then he sets him up for the DUDEBUSTER DDT.

And he hits the DUDEBUSTER DDT.

123.

NEW LHW champ.

Trent barreta.

wantoofreefour


ziggler is 212 pounds but he's too good for the LHW title. He'll be in the fatal four-way with Kane, Sheamus, and Cena for the undisputed championship (big gold and spinner belt)


that match goes like this:
blah blah blah the powerhouses fight, blah blah blah kane is taken out via brouge kick, Sheamus is taken out via AA, and the distracted cena gets a ZigZag and dolph is undisputed champ.



time to play a tournament for the ABCustoms painted LHW belt. even though I am the official LHW champion of banter.

I hope you know I was talking about the packaging, im aware that is not the figure(s)

I liked Dr. Tim Whatley back when he was Dr. Tim Whatley

in 6 years ive gained 14 pounds. good stuff