thanks hulkamania4life! Doctor Strudel; the epilogue
Sept 21, 2013 10:25:24 GMT -5
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Post by kidjoe on Sept 21, 2013 10:25:24 GMT -5
hi, just like to say thankyou to hulkamania for prizing me with rosa mendes, he's legit brotheeerrrrr! thought i'd continue on the continuity set by hulk, to add a little twist to show and tell, hope you like it.
Weeks have past since the incident now known as "Strudel Land" occured. The Rock, formerly known as dywane Johnson spends his days doing what he does best.
The Rock: "The Rock must thank Mick Foley for putting The Rock on this new workout regime, The Rock is making all kindz of gainzzz"
That's weird, no new Steve Austin podcast for two weeks now... The Rock was ready to get in depth with Kelly Kelly. maybe a call from the great one will make his candy ass shift back in gear"
Redneck podcast central:
The Rock: pick up the phone jabroni, The Rock says this, where the hell are you and where is the people's podcast?... hello? Steve this is dywane, give me a call man...hello?... damit i'm coming over "click"
The Rock: the blue hell, what happened!?
!NEW MESSAGE!
(For best effect read in bane voice) Mysterious Host: Hello there, it was only a matter of time before i exacted my revenge Rock, and now i will take away those you hold dear, first your favourate podcast!
In the name of the cenation you will fall Rock, prove your worth, if you truely want to save your friend, come to the warehouse of conveniently placed chairs and tables at 9:00pm
The Rock: Just like all the other fruity pebble crap you wear cena, it doesn't change the fact that The Rock will shove your cenation straight up your candy ass!!!
but first...
9:00pm: warehouse of coveniently placed chairs and tables ( opposite the locker room that happen to have camera men everywhere )
The Rock: You've got till the count of five, AND THE ROCK MEANS FIVE before he layth the smackdown upon your cross dressing ass!
The Mysterious Host: ah your pride blinds the truth! Into my trap
Rock: What in blue hell have you done!?!
Mysterious host: I've been busy, soon the rattlesnake will become the shining example of the Cenation. Followed by you
The Rock: know your role... and shut your mouth!
Mysterious Host: o, i know my role Rock, as the man who gave birth to the new generation of cenation
Austin: ahahahahaahha
Host: let me introduce you Rock to Steve Austin...
The world's greatest cena fan!
The Rock: it's hideous!!
The Rock: wake up Steve!
Steve Cena: You can't see me
The Rock: Steve...
Host: it is too late, your electricity extinguished
You have failed,just as you failed me
The Rock: son of a b£%£h...
Host: it's me Rock! it was me Rock, it was me all along! you may have succeeded in preventing my extortion of vince mcmahon, Cena was just a pawn. Luckily for you, austin unleashed hell upon Batman for cockblocking him on the road before he could arrest me, allowing me to escape an plot my revenge. Steve finish him.
The Rock: no... remember, remember!
Steve Cena: AAHHHHHHH I HAVE THE REDNECK POWER!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Austin: and thats the bottom line, cause Stone cold said so!
Rosa: no no! impossible!
Rock: ready!
Rock: over? you'll never be over Rosa
Austin: thanks kid, don't think i was being to harsh on the girl?
Rock: mmm... nahh
Rosa: over!?! Nothing is over! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Rosa: ROAR!!!
Austin:WHAT?!
The Rock:WHAT?!
To be continued...(?!)
thanks Hulkamania4life
Weeks have past since the incident now known as "Strudel Land" occured. The Rock, formerly known as dywane Johnson spends his days doing what he does best.
The Rock: "The Rock must thank Mick Foley for putting The Rock on this new workout regime, The Rock is making all kindz of gainzzz"
That's weird, no new Steve Austin podcast for two weeks now... The Rock was ready to get in depth with Kelly Kelly. maybe a call from the great one will make his candy ass shift back in gear"
Redneck podcast central:
The Rock: pick up the phone jabroni, The Rock says this, where the hell are you and where is the people's podcast?... hello? Steve this is dywane, give me a call man...hello?... damit i'm coming over "click"
The Rock: the blue hell, what happened!?
!NEW MESSAGE!
(For best effect read in bane voice) Mysterious Host: Hello there, it was only a matter of time before i exacted my revenge Rock, and now i will take away those you hold dear, first your favourate podcast!
In the name of the cenation you will fall Rock, prove your worth, if you truely want to save your friend, come to the warehouse of conveniently placed chairs and tables at 9:00pm
The Rock: Just like all the other fruity pebble crap you wear cena, it doesn't change the fact that The Rock will shove your cenation straight up your candy ass!!!
but first...
9:00pm: warehouse of coveniently placed chairs and tables ( opposite the locker room that happen to have camera men everywhere )
The Rock: You've got till the count of five, AND THE ROCK MEANS FIVE before he layth the smackdown upon your cross dressing ass!
The Mysterious Host: ah your pride blinds the truth! Into my trap
Rock: What in blue hell have you done!?!
Mysterious host: I've been busy, soon the rattlesnake will become the shining example of the Cenation. Followed by you
The Rock: know your role... and shut your mouth!
Mysterious Host: o, i know my role Rock, as the man who gave birth to the new generation of cenation
Austin: ahahahahaahha
Host: let me introduce you Rock to Steve Austin...
The world's greatest cena fan!
The Rock: it's hideous!!
The Rock: wake up Steve!
Steve Cena: You can't see me
The Rock: Steve...
Host: it is too late, your electricity extinguished
You have failed,just as you failed me
The Rock: son of a b£%£h...
Host: it's me Rock! it was me Rock, it was me all along! you may have succeeded in preventing my extortion of vince mcmahon, Cena was just a pawn. Luckily for you, austin unleashed hell upon Batman for cockblocking him on the road before he could arrest me, allowing me to escape an plot my revenge. Steve finish him.
The Rock: no... remember, remember!
Steve Cena: AAHHHHHHH I HAVE THE REDNECK POWER!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Austin: and thats the bottom line, cause Stone cold said so!
Rosa: no no! impossible!
Rock: ready!
Rock: over? you'll never be over Rosa
Austin: thanks kid, don't think i was being to harsh on the girl?
Rock: mmm... nahh
Rosa: over!?! Nothing is over! THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Rosa: ROAR!!!
Austin:WHAT?!
The Rock:WHAT?!
To be continued...(?!)
thanks Hulkamania4life