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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:23:24 GMT -5
Picture this: The Royal Rumble match is approximately 30 minutes in and the ring is filled with potential winners. The match has had a few exciting spots but the atmosphere is dying and needs something to rejuvenate the audience. As the timer finishes for the next entry ''3..2..1!!'' a ground shaking horn sounds. Slowly out comes a 30 foot bus down the ramp and headed towards the ring. The automatic door opens and out walks Mass Transit holding the very toaster that New Jack bashed against his skull 15 years ago. The crowd goes into rapture. People are marking out everywhere, even that guy that was at Brock Lesnar's return. A stunned John Cena looks at him motionless, as he awaits the biggest ass kicking of a life time. Mass Transit storms the ring and eliminates each man with ease. Mass Transit eliminates all remaining wrestlers including the returning Batista to win the Royal Rumble match and main events Wrestlemania vs Randy Orton. After the match Mass Transit celebrates with that midget who told Paul Heyman he was 22.
It's highlyunlikely to happen but I thought it was worth sharing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:25:40 GMT -5
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Post by el torro on Dec 30, 2013 19:25:47 GMT -5
$10 it'll happen.
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Mr. K.O
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Post by Mr. K.O on Dec 30, 2013 19:27:33 GMT -5
Where's the duct tape when you need it?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:29:47 GMT -5
Mass Transit can work a good solid match
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Dec 30, 2013 19:29:59 GMT -5
That kid died years ago.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:33:10 GMT -5
Book it!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:36:13 GMT -5
Are you joking? The dudes dead.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:36:19 GMT -5
![]() You have imagination, I'll give you that. |
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Post by Spear Guy on Dec 30, 2013 19:37:22 GMT -5
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Post by jacktunney on Dec 30, 2013 19:44:48 GMT -5
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Post by Blackjack on Dec 30, 2013 19:49:16 GMT -5
Impossible, New Jack sold the toaster at a yard sale for crack money
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Post by RybackV1 on Dec 30, 2013 19:50:16 GMT -5
I lost it at the mention of Brock Lesnar guy
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Post by Mr. Orange on Dec 30, 2013 19:51:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:52:30 GMT -5
And the winner...of the 2014 Royal Rumble...  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 19:57:37 GMT -5
Last minute thread of the year?
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Post by Rob Furious on Dec 30, 2013 19:58:42 GMT -5
True Story he is now the head of the MTA for Obese-City.
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Post by Scotty on Dec 30, 2013 20:01:17 GMT -5
rip
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 20:04:17 GMT -5
Too soon.
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