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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 19:31:46 GMT -5
 I win. (also i know i promised a new jobber historian entry but idk if i have time for it. i may start spamming his pictures, though) |
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Post by Duck Holliday on Jan 5, 2014 19:32:10 GMT -5
*watching the 49ers - Packers game*
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Post by Duck Holliday on Jan 5, 2014 19:32:53 GMT -5
I win. (also i know i promised a new jobber historian entry but idk if i have time for it. i may start spamming his pictures, though) OK. Yeah. You might have won. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 19:43:14 GMT -5
didn't know his theme was on Youtube. NOICE.
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Post by Duck Holliday on Jan 5, 2014 19:48:20 GMT -5
*watching the 49ers - Packers game* Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:00:33 GMT -5
IT'S TIME FOR MEMO MONTENEGRO!
-Younger brother of Alberto Del Rio -Now 25ish years old -Has a degree as a veterinarian because his dad (Dos Caras) told him to go to school before wrestling -Signed in August 2012 -November- Jobbed to Big E. Langston (Excellent over-dramatic Tony Dawson commentary!) -November as well- jobbed to Xavier Woods (haven't tracked down a video yet) -FEBRUARY 2013, JUST FOUND THIS OUT, HE APPARENTLY JOBBED TO RICK VICTOR!!! I didn't even know Rick came back to NXT after his short first stint of jobber-to-the-stars (Dallas/Steamboat/Rollins) and before the Ascension. I'm finding that match right after this write-up. never mind this was actually just a house show, for some reason one place implied it was a TV match, never mind. -Fired by July 2013, apparently for not being good in the ring. Also, let's be honest, he was only billed @ 6'1'' and didn't have the most aesthetic Vince McMahon-approved physique. ORIGINAL FCW/NXT PROMO SHOTS:     WWE.COM shot, much like Dante Dash and Bayley, the lighting/angle/photoshop/pose is MUCH better. Also helps that he simplified his attire. He actually looks kinda cool here IMO.  Job to Xavier   Program w/ info  He dressed as Ryu for Halloween so he's a pretty cool guy.  So, yeah, that's today's edition of "Weird Looking Developmental Jobber History"
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Post by KeBen Owens on Jan 5, 2014 20:12:48 GMT -5
Elysium for 1.99 on the playstation store? Nothing like cancer ridden superhuman Matt Damon killing rich space people.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:23:17 GMT -5
Elysium for 1.99 on the playstation store? Nothing like cancer ridden superhuman Matt Damon killing rich space people. Needs more big African American people and bulky Latino people. Oh, and maybe a gothic Canadian guy with a bad hairline, and hair that is greasy and slicked back. |
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Post by dylan on Jan 5, 2014 20:37:17 GMT -5
Elysium for 1.99 on the playstation store? Nothing like cancer ridden superhuman Matt Damon killing rich space people. Needs more big African American people and bulky Latino people. Oh, and maybe a gothic Canadian guy with a bad hairline, and hair that is greasy and slicked back. WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:40:54 GMT -5
Needs more big African American people and bulky Latino people. Oh, and maybe a gothic Canadian guy with a bad hairline, and hair that is greasy and slicked back. WHAT ABOUT RAVEN? Do-You-Even-Flow-DDT |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:50:18 GMT -5
I shaved my beard last night  I regret it. I have to shave my sorta goatee as well ha. James I took an off day today, you should as well. |
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Post by Word™ on Jan 5, 2014 20:50:36 GMT -5
AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:52:29 GMT -5
great article www.uproxx.com/sports/2013/04/this-week-in-horrible-looking-people-51-more-random-amazing-wwe-promo-photos/#page/4Highlights: ![]() cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wwe-promo-photos-3-5.png![]() "Reminder: there was a year or two between "condescending surfer" and "Rated R Superstar" when Edge did ALL OF THE DRUGS. ALL OF THEM. If you moved the tattoo on his arm to his belly-button, he'd be Batista."  " "hi, I'm Johnny Parisi. You may remember me from STEROIDS." "  "Cigarettes are always a great wrestling prop. See also: R-Truth's heel turn and that weird run where The Giant would smoke while beating up jobbers. Also a great wrestling prop: Raven dressed like an idiot."  " "We've got a cowboy character, and he looks kinda feminine and non-threatening. What should we do?" "Give him a jacket that makes him look like the ceiling of a hotel lobby." "  WHO DO YOU WANT TO HUG, ADORABLE U.S.A. MARK HENRY? IS IT ME, BECAUSE I HOPE IT IS I love that the difference between heel Mark Henry and face Mark Henry is "colors." Remember when he was MVP's smilin' best friend, and he wore that red singlet that made him look like the Kool-Aid Man? QUICK, SOMEBODY DRAIN HIM OF ALL COLOR |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:53:04 GMT -5
Rawr
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:53:17 GMT -5
Rawr
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:53:56 GMT -5
AAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:56:44 GMT -5
I win. (also i know i promised a new jobber historian entry but idk if i have time for it. i may start spamming his pictures, though) I declare Banter dead. There's no topping that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 20:58:37 GMT -5
Yeah I died.
Dante...Dash XD
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 21:00:39 GMT -5
I win. (also i know i promised a new jobber historian entry but idk if i have time for it. i may start spamming his pictures, though) I declare Banter dead. There's no topping that. Yeah I died. Dante...Dash XD #StillTheKing |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2014 21:02:01 GMT -5
I declare Banter dead. There's no topping that. Yeah I died. Dante...Dash XD #StillTheKing Connor O' Brian Theme |
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