Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2014 1:31:01 GMT -5
I just can't take it anymore. I know how many fans I have here (inflated for self esteem purposes) and it goes without saying that this forum is the pinnacle of my existence. Thus I feel it is only justified that I make a holier than thou announcement of my departure.
Although I will be back in less than 48 hours under a new username to derive some sort of excitement to make myself seem significant, I still feel it is necessary to announce my impending departure but not actually pull the trigger until I have read at least two pages worth of replies to remind myself how cool I may or may not be.
Maaaaaaybe one day I will come back under a new name and a clean slate. As hopelessly intellectually- disabled as that is, please force yourself to see the nonexistent poetic side of it.
To WF... I love you all. I hope to be back one day. And if I was Pinocchio, my nose would be as long as Ben Savage's because I am lying through my
ing teeth as a passive aggressive maneuver to metaphorically (and literally to follow) raise my middle finger to the recent members here who think they are important enough to warrant such douchebaggery that is an overstated goodbye.
I'm here to stay... That is assuming TRW misses the satire of this post and purges me anyway. Please don't
Although I will be back in less than 48 hours under a new username to derive some sort of excitement to make myself seem significant, I still feel it is necessary to announce my impending departure but not actually pull the trigger until I have read at least two pages worth of replies to remind myself how cool I may or may not be.
Maaaaaaybe one day I will come back under a new name and a clean slate. As hopelessly intellectually- disabled as that is, please force yourself to see the nonexistent poetic side of it.
To WF... I love you all. I hope to be back one day. And if I was Pinocchio, my nose would be as long as Ben Savage's because I am lying through my
ing teeth as a passive aggressive maneuver to metaphorically (and literally to follow) raise my middle finger to the recent members here who think they are important enough to warrant such douchebaggery that is an overstated goodbye.I'm here to stay... That is assuming TRW misses the satire of this post and purges me anyway. Please don't
