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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 18:24:28 GMT -5
Here I will start off, Big Show stops match at live event to buy a box of DonutsAt a recent live event in Roxford, WWE Superstar the Big Show reportedly stopped his own match against 3MB member Jinder Mahal just so he can stop at the local donut shop to by a box of donuts. How it all happened.When Big Show was about to go for the W.M.D, he had a stomach pain. Ref Mike Chioda asked Big Show what is wrong. Big Show told Chioda "I am so-so hungry". Big Show walked out of the arena went to a local donut shop called "Glazed Heaven" and came back with a box of donuts went into the ring and yelled "WHO'S HUNGRY!"
For proof here is a Picture:
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Mr. K.O
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Post by Mr. K.O on Apr 27, 2014 18:49:12 GMT -5
STING SIGNING NEWS
Recent news has confirmed that while a contract has been finalized for Sting, he has yet to make it official by signing
on the dotted line. He may or may not sign the contract these next few days.
Inside sources have told us that Sting was going to sign the contract, but the pen ran out of ink before he could make the document official. Now, he is reported to have been searching for another pen.
UPDATE
Sting is still looking for a pen and it looks like his chances of signing are becoming slimmer and slimmer the longer he takes to find the pen. Sting was reportedly spotted at the dollar store looking to buy a pen, but he misplaced his wallet and so he had to go back and search for it.
Sting was finally able to pay for the pen, but when he was about to sign with the fresh ink, WWE misplaced the contract somewhere and now it is lost. WWE may or may not make a new contract for Sting.
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Post by Captain Charisma on Apr 28, 2014 3:06:35 GMT -5
WWE Superstar John Cena is now Joan Cena
The wrestling entertainment world has been shocked with the recent appearance of popular superstar John Cena in drag on WWE's hit show "RAW".
It was then revealed that John, now Joan Cena, will continue to live life as a woman.
When contacted, his shocked girlfriend, Nicole was quoted as saying "sheesh that explains his obsession with trying my bras and asking if a boob job would hurt?!" Nicole performs at WWE as well as Nikki Bella.
COO of the company, Paul Levesque confirmed that Joan's recent antics were definitely "not part of any script" and that the company will support Joan during her transformation by awarding her a Diva's title match against current champion Paige at Extreme Rules instead of Tamina.
Tamina will be taken off TV after a car accident storyline involving fellow Samoan superstar Rikishi who will be "doing it for The Rock".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 22:48:43 GMT -5
Cm punk has just returned
But it's not cm punk it's his evil twin popi
They have a light saber battle then Damien sandow comes wearing the magneto suit
Then he suddenly starts banging a horse
1000000000000000000.255555556 ratings for this week
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Post by King Richius on Apr 28, 2014 23:57:46 GMT -5
Sting signs with WWE...sort of
Sources have confirmed that Steve Borden has signed a WWE contract, but he will not be appearing as Sting. As is the usual practice with WWE when they sign wrestlers who have performed in other promotions, Steve will be repackaged. His new look will be modeled after the baseball gang members from the cult movie the Warriors. He will be billed as "the man called STONG". Executives expect him to spend time in NXT learning the WWE way to do promos and wrestle a match before he debuts on Raw sometime in the late Fall.
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Post by Jamie on Apr 29, 2014 3:13:11 GMT -5
CM PUNK WAS FIRED, NOT A WALKOUT
Breaking news: Vince McMahon actually fired CM Punk before his walkout, but Punk did take his ball and went home. Vince was reportedly rehearsing his line for future episodes by saying "You're fired!" lots. The latest cover of WWE Magazine had Punk on the cover so Vince was practising by talking to the poster. When Punk walked in, he thought he had been fired. Vince was really annoyed at how he couldn't quite deliver the line, thus causing him to throw everything off of his desk in anger. One thing hit Punk, the ball he gave McMahon for his birthday. He caught it and walked out with it. After the Royal Rumble, no one spoke of the incident because the ball actually damaged Punk's eye and they wanted to hide a future lawsuit, that's why they haven't terminated Punk's contract.
UPDATE
Apparently Punk wants to come back, but Vince doesn't want people to see his black eye and ask questions. Punk came in to negotiate with McMahon about returning, but when he got there, he saw Vince tearing down his cover poster. Punk walked out in disgrace, but Vince has since confirmed that he was going to use that as a persuasive tool to show him that this would be what the poster for WrestleMania would look like if he came back.
ANOTHER UPDATE
Punk came back to negotiate but slipped on the stairs to his office. Negotiations have stalled again because if people see Punk's condition, Vince could be fined millions of dollars about employee safety.
Source: my mind and my mum, so it's totally true
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Post by Slim on Apr 29, 2014 7:29:12 GMT -5
John Cena died!
A website annouced that John Cena died last night.
Why is he dead? -He ate too much of french fries.
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