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Post by HVMMONS on Aug 21, 2014 21:36:49 GMT -5
I know this is the WWE board, but nobody can touch Chet Lemon and Black Snow.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 21:53:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 22:18:23 GMT -5
Any asinine thing said by Dusty Rhodes. GAB 97(?) Comes to mind with the DDP/Macho Man match. When they fought in the "VIP" area, they were by a BBQ grill and outta nowhere Dusty, while referring to DDP, screams "HE'S GOT A BAH-B-QUE PIT!" Thing is, DDP never even picked up the damn thing.
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Post by SMK on Aug 21, 2014 22:28:28 GMT -5
As others have said, this should be a thread all about Heenan. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'd never once heard his commentary until I got the Network. Now I understand. There will never be a guy that's as quick with his whit, and as good at one-liners, than him. That's why they call him The Brain.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 22, 2014 9:14:20 GMT -5
Haha, I thought this was hilarious! haha
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Post by sitruC on Aug 22, 2014 9:46:19 GMT -5
CM Punk on NXT always has me laughing
"First of all..." "Constable?"
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Post by 0,Y on Aug 22, 2014 10:35:17 GMT -5
Anal Bleeding was pretty damn funny.
Oh and also CM Punk on NXT:
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 22, 2014 10:52:13 GMT -5
Anal Bleeding was pretty damn funny. Oh and also CM Punk on NXT: Yeah, Punk is pretty funny in general the King Kofi Kingston thing was pretty funny, but I remember laughing my ass off when he was sh itting on Kevin Nash. "Omg WTF Kevin Nash? Thought he was dead lol"
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Aug 22, 2014 11:31:47 GMT -5
Haha, I thought this was hilarious! haha That was great. That 44 seconds was better then anything heel Cole ever did. Was watching Survivor Series 93 last night. Heenan says someone should kick 123-Kid in the twat. I almost spit water all over the place...
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Aug 22, 2014 11:45:35 GMT -5
"It's not fair to Flair" "Jannett tried to dive through the window" "Oh, Flair tries to pick him up" - when Flair hits someone with a low blow "WHAT A MANUEVER!" "DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!" "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF" "THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY" "GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THEY'VE KILLED HIM" "Aww shucky ducky quack quack"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 14:49:05 GMT -5
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Post by World Champion Randy Orton on Aug 22, 2014 15:02:40 GMT -5
I remember JR saying "Jim Cornette is the stain on the underwear of life." That had me rolling, though I don't remember when he said it unfortunately.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 22, 2014 15:35:25 GMT -5
Haha, I thought this was hilarious! haha That was great. That 44 seconds was better then anything heel Cole ever did. Was watching Survivor Series 93 last night. Heenan says someone should kick 123-Kid in the twat. I almost spit water all over the place... Hahaha oh man, I'm gonna go watch this now haha I gotta here that.
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Aug 22, 2014 15:49:28 GMT -5
That was great. That 44 seconds was better then anything heel Cole ever did. Was watching Survivor Series 93 last night. Heenan says someone should kick 123-Kid in the twat. I almost spit water all over the place... Hahaha oh man, I'm gonna go watch this now haha I gotta here that. I couldn't believe it. I had to listen to it like three times to make sure that's what I was hearing lol. There was also a ing brilliant line during the show where Heenan and McMahon are bickering and Heenan says something along the lines of "You just want to do everything dontcha' what's next? WWF president? Ha". I can't remember the exact line as I was dead tired at 5AM but damn it was hilarious. Heenan and McMahon is a commentary team I don't hear enough praise for. They were not far behind Heenan/Gorilla.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 15:51:45 GMT -5
Jesse Ventura at WM VI: "Did the announcer say 450? So you're telling me Rhodes only weighs two hundred, because I know damn well Sapphire weighs at least two and a half."
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 22, 2014 16:02:20 GMT -5
Hahaha oh man, I'm gonna go watch this now haha I gotta here that. I couldn't believe it. I had to listen to it like three times to make sure that's what I was hearing lol. There was also a ing brilliant line during the show where Heenan and McMahon are bickering and Heenan says something along the lines of "You just want to do everything dontcha' what's next? WWF president? Ha". I can't remember the exact line as I was dead tired at 5AM but damn it was hilarious. Heenan and McMahon is a commentary team I don't hear enough praise for. They were not far behind Heenan/Gorilla. Hahah, thats hilarious, they really were a great team.
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Post by rustyy on Aug 22, 2014 16:51:09 GMT -5
You're not funny and nobody likes you. Punk to Big Slow
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Post by Roman Bellic on Aug 22, 2014 16:52:08 GMT -5
JBL:
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Post by ChrisIsAwesome on Aug 22, 2014 16:56:36 GMT -5
I love everything JBL says when Bo Dallas Comes out.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 17:28:20 GMT -5
You're not funny and nobody likes you. Punk to Big Slow Punk said that in a promo, not on commentary.
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