Matt El.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 21, 2014 17:46:28 GMT -5
I just started visiting this section, and searched but didn't see anything like this, I thought it might be funny. Whats the funniest one liners you've heard a wrestling commentator say? A more recent one I thought was hilarious was on Hogans B-day episode, Michael Cole says "And Dean Ambrose, lurking in Hulk Hogan's birthday present!"
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Post by The Yes Man on Aug 21, 2014 17:48:48 GMT -5
Should have just named this the Bobby Heenan tribute thread.
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Post by Planktung on Aug 21, 2014 17:53:32 GMT -5
Anything and everything said by Booker T.
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Post by Mr. McCluer on Aug 21, 2014 17:58:49 GMT -5
Two names... Mike Ademle.
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Post by Ian from 616Entertainment. on Aug 21, 2014 18:01:06 GMT -5
WASH RAG.
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Matt El.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 21, 2014 18:01:54 GMT -5
Two names... Mike Ademle. Hahaha Jeff Harvey. |
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Post by King Richius on Aug 21, 2014 18:04:18 GMT -5
I can't think of any off the top of my head but I know Joey Styles back in the original ECW was great at including sarcastic one liners in his commentary.
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Post by TKO Propagandist on Aug 21, 2014 18:05:47 GMT -5
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Matt El.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 21, 2014 18:09:16 GMT -5
I can't think of any off the top of my head but I know Joey Styles back in the original ECW was great at including sarcastic one liners in his commentary. He did, it was hilarious when he would yell haha |
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Post by Sleeping Like An Angel on Aug 21, 2014 18:44:09 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I cracked up like hell the first time Jerry Lawler said: "I just found the angel I'd like to be touched by."
Then he used it a couple too many times, but damnit, the first time it was gold.
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Matt El.
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Post by Matt El. on Aug 21, 2014 18:49:50 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I cracked up like hell the first time Jerry Lawler said: "I just found the angel I'd like to be touched by." Then he used it a couple too many times, but damnit, the first time it was gold. I know it haha, he would say the corniest stuff, over and over again haha. One of my favorites is "He tried to enter an ugly contest and the judge said sorry no professionals" hahahah |
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Post by el torro on Aug 21, 2014 18:51:47 GMT -5
Anal bleeding.
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Post by jakksking1 on Aug 21, 2014 18:53:05 GMT -5
Stu Hart trained all his kids, only 3 use the litter box
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Post by Sleeping Like An Angel on Aug 21, 2014 18:53:10 GMT -5
I don't know why, but I cracked up like hell the first time Jerry Lawler said: "I just found the angel I'd like to be touched by." Then he used it a couple too many times, but damnit, the first time it was gold. I know it haha, he would say the corniest stuff, over and over again haha. One of my favorites is "He tried to enter an ugly contest and the judge said sorry no professionals" hahahah I do tend to love Lawler's dad jokes. It's just that, quite like fathers who use dad jokes, he says them so many times. But whenever he pulls out one I haven't heard before, it'll get me giggling like a child. |
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Aug 21, 2014 18:54:03 GMT -5
Heenan
Heenan
Heenan
Heenan
Just pick a time and a place and you'll find a hilarious line from The Brain.
My personal favorite is him calling Reba McIntyre Areeba McIntyre and saying she's Tito Santana's sister at Wrestlemania 8.
"It's not fair to Flair" is great as well.
"Jannetty tried to dive through the window"
He has so many great ones.
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Aug 21, 2014 18:56:15 GMT -5
I know it haha, he would say the corniest stuff, over and over again haha. One of my favorites is "He tried to enter an ugly contest and the judge said sorry no professionals" hahahah I do tend to love Lawler's dad jokes. It's just that, quite like fathers who use dad jokes, he says them so many times. But whenever he pulls out one I haven't heard before, it'll get me giggling like a child. That's the thing with Lawler. He says some hilarious stuff. And they repeats it over and over to the point where its completely killed his commentary for me. |
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Post by Sleeping Like An Angel on Aug 21, 2014 18:59:45 GMT -5
I do tend to love Lawler's dad jokes. It's just that, quite like fathers who use dad jokes, he says them so many times. But whenever he pulls out one I haven't heard before, it'll get me giggling like a child. That's the thing with Lawler. He says some hilarious stuff. And they repeats it over and over to the point where its completely killed his commentary for me. He's funny when he's being original. Like when the $9.99 gag gave him something new to play off of, saying "He got up at 9.99!" was funny. But now that's been beaten into the ground as well. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 19:29:21 GMT -5
McMahon: "Right now, we’re gonna take a look at MOM, Men on a Mission!"
Heenan: "You’ve got it wrong, McMahon. It’s Men Who Eat and Live at a Mission."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 19:50:37 GMT -5
Anything said by Heenan at Royal Rumble '92, WM 8, or the Hart's vs Knights match at Survivor Series '93.
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Post by Daniel Arshad on Aug 21, 2014 20:14:09 GMT -5
Anything said by Heenan at Royal Rumble '92, WM 8, or the Hart's vs Knights match at Survivor Series '93. "You've got 9 months to come up with a name and you picked Bruce?" Drinks were spat on my first viewing of that match. Several drinks. |
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