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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 18:56:46 GMT -5
 An eerie music begins to play, sending shivers up and down the spines of many.
“There will come a day
when shadows begin to shrink
and the walls stop closing in.
The voices will cease
and your life will begin.
There will come a day
when the pain begins to numb
and the wounds close up.
your masters will become your servants
and the night turns to day.
There will come a day
when my words ring true
and not just empty lies.
There will come a day
when "I'm okay," is not empty words.
All the empty promise
All the suffering,
the hate and the bruises
will be for something.
And that day may not be today
it may not be tomorrow,
maybe it will never come
but one day
you won't be stuck in the dark.
There will come a day
when love is not something to shy away from
and the drugs won't be the only thing to give your body life.
When the thought of being alone
won't make you cry.
Chuckling softly to yourself as you tie the knot
in your freshly shined shoes and best clothes
you think to yourself,
"Maybe one day, but not today,"
As you take the leap of faith
and greet death's warm embrace as he carries your soul
home.” –Aido AidoSamael Ahriman: LIVE….from the Ebola capital of the world, this is Liberia, and this is WFWF Celebrity Deathmath II! Alecia Matthews: Electric Boogaloo! Samael Ahriman: No. Fireworks go off all around the arena. The jumbo tron. The headlight above. The rafters. A few fans blew up. Now it’s raining blood. It’s like an ICP concert in here…and that is totally a bad thing.Samael Ahriman: Ladies and gentlemen, last year we brought you what can only be described as one of the darkest days in the history of our sport. Tony Schiavone: Hey, that’s my line! Samael takes his sword from behind the chair and stabs Schiavone in the head, his corpse laying flat on the announce table.Alecia Matthews: Did you just kill someone on national TV? Samael Ahriman: Don’t worry, they’ll edit it out later. I hear we have the Walking Dead guys on the scene tonight, probably because two of their top stars are going to be fighting one on one. Rick versus Carol in what should be a blood bath. Alecia Matthews: I’m going to be sick to my stomach, but Ash Ketchum is returning to the WFWF for another round with his giant dragon that killed everyone last year… Samael Ahriman: I’m pretty sure that was Hannibal Lector that killed everyone… Alecia Matthews: And he’s taking on a giant round ball that eats ghosts. Samael Ahriman: I was tempted to drop you Schiavone style but at least you acknowledged he ate ghosts. Better than nothing. Alecia Matthews: And speaking of ghosts, don’t forget our opener tonight. Jax from Sons of Anarchy is taking on Deadpool and the corpse of Joan Crawford. Samael Ahriman: The cast of Walking Dead is here. If they don’t just up and give up, Crawford will be taken care of. Alecia Matthews: And speaking of people who can get sh*t done, we’ve got Captain Hook and Alex Vause against two morons. Samael Ahriman: You take that last part back. Alecia Matthews: All they do is make crude jokes and sexist comments all while wearing metal shirts. Samael Ahriman: Part of the charm, my dear. And speaking of charm, we’ll be having nothing short of it when the dashing Doctor… Alecia Matthews: If he is still alive from last year’s disaster in Cleveland… Samael Ahriman: Taking on the Messiah of Planet X, Groot. I absolutely cannot wait for that. But then there’s the coup de gras. The battle to end all battles. Mother Nature versus Chuck Norris. Alecia Matthews: Is that even legal? Samael Ahriman: That’s why we’re having that match here in Liberia where everyone is too focused on everyone dying from that Ebola sh*t. No one will pay attention to the world likely ending. Alecia Matthews: SO without further adu… Samael Ahriman: Oh yeah! Everyone who loses is infected with Ebola! So are the fans! Alecia Matthews: WHAT THE F*CK? Samael Ahriman: Strap in, this is going to be deadly as f*ck. |
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 18:59:48 GMT -5
And we are back form that wicked commercial break. We cut to the titantron. Men on motorcycles appear.Jax Teller: I hope you two know what you're in for. I don't care if you're a mercenary. I don't care how many f*cking awards you've one. You're about to compete in a deathmatch, of all things, against me. Jackson Teller. A killer. A murderer. A leader of an MC. And not just any MC. The Sons Of Anarchy Motorcycle Club of Charming, California. The most ruthless, notorious, violent MC in all of America. Do you wanna know the things I've done? I've cut a mans balls off. I've burned tattoos off a mans back. I've killed my f*cking stepdad. And you have no idea what I plan on doing to you. First, I'm going to take down that masked prick. Then, I'm going to take care of you, Joan. I'm going to make you suffer the most, you stupid, ugly, has been bitch. But most importantly, I am going to take your lives out there tonight. There's nothing you can do about it. You see, when they put me in this match, and I saw that you two were my opponents, I was not upset. Not at all. I was pissed the  off because they put me in a match against such crapty people. And that's why I'm so angry tonight. Oh, and one final thing. Don't try any sneaky bullcrap because just in case you do, I've got some backup. The camera zooms out to a view of Jax sat on his motorcycle, followed by Chibs, Happy, Tig, Bobby, and Juice, who are also say on Motorcycles.Jax Teller: See you later.  Samael Ahriman: And here we go, the most awkward match of the evening. A superhero, a bike gangbanger and a dead Hollywood actress. Alecia Matthews: The biker just made one hell of a statement prior to the match graphic…this could get very violent in a hurry. Riding to the ring on his motorcycle...Christa Adina: The following match is a triple threat match scheduled for one fall. First, Jax Teller! Jax Teller is stopped by miraculously appearing Deadpool who swings with a vicious punch to his head.Samael Ahriman: Where in the hell did he come from? Alecia Matthews: Ryan Reynolds...yumm... Samael Ahriman: Shove it. Teller falls off his bike, as Deadpool stands over him with a smile outside of the ring. Inside the ring however, Joan Crawford has ascended the top rope as points to Deadpool. She jumps off of the ropes as connects with his masked head with a double axehandle.Samael Ahriman: And where did SHE come from? Alecia Matthews: The grave. Samael Ahriman: Clever. Crawford stands over Teller and Deadpool on the ground as she raises her hands to an ovation for the rowdy WFWF fans live here in hell...we mean Liberia.Alecia Matthews: Don't you wish you got that kind of ovation? Samael Ahriman: F*ck you. Crawford is tackled down by Teller who brings his own punches to the old actress. Deadpool breaks it up suddenly as he cuts off Teller's head with his sword! Blood oozes all over the ringside area, as Crawford has pulled herself in the ring with Deadpool on her tail.Samael Ahriman: I'm digging the sword killings tonight. Deadpool corners her as he raises the sword high up in the air, looking to pounce on his prey. As he looks to the fans for a quick moment, Joan Crawford pulls out nails from her pocket and throws them viciously in Deadpool's face! As he is blinded, Crawford delivers a schoolboy looking for the pinfall.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... DING DING DING!Alecia Matthews: There was a bell? Christa Adina: Here is your winner...Joan Crawford! Alecia Matthews: Can we get some medics out here? Samael Ahriman: And some needles and thread for Jax? Alecia Matthews: Poor guy. Nice bike though. Samael Ahriman: Truth. Commercial break. |
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 19:02:38 GMT -5
And commercial over.Samael Ahriman: Ladies and Gentlemen I was just informed that the match between Ash Ketchum and Pacman will not be happening. Apparently Pacman sucks donkey d*ck and no one likes it any more and someone had to sit Ash Ketchum down and explain to him how he aged beyond 10. Alecia Matthews: That’s not a convo we want to hear on air. Samael Ahriman: I have just been informed that Pacman IS in the building though, and is ready to make a statement. Backstage.Pacman: So no one thinks I’m much, huh? I’m just a yellow blob that eats little white blobs and ghosts, right? Well I win by default. F*CK YOU. Back to ringside.Samael Ahriman: Well that was vulgar and nonsensical. At least it made it in slightly on time. But anyways, we have to go with the flow this Halloween show. Therefore we’re going to moving into our next match. On one side we have early 1990 icons Beavis and Butt-Head, two boys who are considered the voices of an entire delinquent generation but are close friends so…conceivably should have a good in ring connection. Alecia Matthews: Meanwhile on the other side we have Captain Hook, the nightmare of many children over the course of history and the killer of kids shadows, taking on with Alex Vause, a lesbian drug dealer known for her time on Orange is the New Black. Samael Ahriman: And for those of you wondering how a prisoner got here: Work Release Program. If she survives, horray. If she dies, one less death sentence that has to be signed,  A large horn sounds, and a bunch of AHOYS start flying everywhere.Christa Adina: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. First, Captain Hook! Alecia Matthews: A Pirate Ship? Really? Samael Ahriman: You've seen multiple deaths and dragons killing people and the Pirate ship is what bothers you? Alecia Matthews: No, just making an observation. As Hook enters the ring, police sirens go off and a police wagon pulls up to the ring.Christa Adina: And his partner, Alex Vause! Alecia Matthews: Orange... Samael Ahriman: Wouldn't know. Doesn't show. Metallica mixed with ACDC plays.Christa Adina: And their opponents, Beavis and Butthead! Ding ding ding!Samael Ahriman: Show stealer here! Captain Hook and Alex Vause are in deep conversation in their corner, presumbaly figuring out who will start the match. Alex figures she should go ahead and be the one to take on Beavis and Butthead, however Hook argues that he wants to hook them as he is a well traveled hooker. Beavis and Butthead shrug their shoulders and launch themselves at their opponents, tackling them to the ground.Samael Ahriman: Great tag team work. Almost as good as mine. Beavis pounds away at Vause's head as Butthead does the same to Captain Hook. Butthead jumps up to his feet to celebrate as Hook makes his way to his feet himself and throws a devastating hook to Butthead's side! Butthead falls limp to the mat as Hook celebrates.Alecia Matthews: Too much showboating's gonna get you. But Beavis has risen to his feet and jumps high up in the air to deliver a jumping roundhouse kick to the Captain's face.Alecia Matthews: Told ya. Hook falls backwards as his hook gets caught in the ropes, Beavis charging now as he connects with a crushing knee to Hook's face. Blood gushes from Hook's nose as Vause has returned to her feet with a syringe in her hand. She pulls it back and slams it forward in Beavis' head! The syringe sticks out from his head as he screams in pain, Vause looking with a smile. Hook, still hooked in the ropes, laughs from the pain brought to his opponent.Alecia Matthews: Ok, it took half of the show. Airsickness bag please? Samael Ahriman: P*ssy. Beavis fumbles to the ground with blood squirting from his head as Butthead does a kipup next to the ropes as tells Vause to bring it on! Vause charges towards him with the syringe, but the stoner teenage boy drops to his back as he makes Vause fall with a drop toe hold! However, Vause accidentally fell face first in the syringe that she was holding, which has now lodged itself in her eye!Samael Ahriman: Phillip Schneider, take notes. She screams in pain as the syringe dangles carelessly from her eye socket as Butthead rises to his feet and points to his cranium. Behind him stands the unhooved Captain Hook with his hook high up in the air as he brings it down on Butthead's forehead! Blood flows freely from the cut as Hook pushes him down and looks for the cover.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... Fortunatly for Butthead, Beavis is there to break the pinfall as he clubs Captain Hook with a vicious wooden bat! Hook rolls around in the ring trying to get out of the way of the batalling Beavis. The Captain rolls out of the ring as Beavis pays attention and bounces off the ropes, on the rebound he jumps through the ropes and connects with a risky sucide dive!
Alex Vause has returned to a vertical base, complete with syringe stuck in her eyeball, as she turns her attention to Butthead and his puddle of blood. She bends over to pick him up to join her vertically, however he grabs a hold of her hair and rolls her over. He plays possum to try and attempt a quick rollup pin.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... 3 ... Christa Adina: Here are your winners, Beavis and Butthead! There should be commentary here, but pretty much everyone's nearing death. Commercial. |
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 19:05:40 GMT -5
And we are back from commercial. In the ring is Rick, ready for his match. Samael Ahriman: I wonder where Carol is a…ladies and gentlemen I am getting word that we need to take a look backstage. Warning, hide the kids, this is gory, In the back we find an older grey haired lady being hung from the backstage rafters, a knife in her head, a vase of flowers in front of her and on the back of her shirt a note reading “From Tyreese.”Alecia Matthews: Did someone just get murdered backstage? Samael Ahriman: Well Carol no showed so we agreed to make this quick and easy for Brennan with little to no spoilers. #HelpinABrothaOut Pause.Samael Ahriman: Bur yeah, she dead. Christa, take it. Christa Adina: Here is your winner, Rick from the Walking Dead! Rick spins his Colt .45 around, blows the top and puts it into his holster and walks away.Samael Ahriman: I guess that means that the next match is up without a commercial? Alecia Matthews: One would assume.  The stage opens up as the crowd lets out a chorus of OOHs and AHHHs as the behemoth makes his way to the stage.Christa Adina: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, first, from Planet X, he is Groot! The crowd is chanting “I AM GROOT” like mad with Groot simply ignoring them and making his way to the ring.Alecia Matthews: What exactly is that thing? Samael Ahriman: That’s a Groot. Alecia Matthews: What is a Groot? Samael Ahriman: Giant tree. Alecia Matthews: A giant tree? Samael Ahriman: You’ve seen dead actresses, super heroes, cartoons and the fairytale nightmare of thousands of children appear on stage tonight and yet you ask if the giant tree is real? Alecia Matthews: Yeah, kind of. Groot manages to make his way into the ring. And now with baited breath the fans await his opponent.Samael Ahriman: Ladies and gentlemen, last year at the Celebrity Deathmatch we were informed of the gruesome death of The Doctor. Alecia Matthews: Drowning? Samael Ahriman: Dying in Cleveland. One has to figure that Groot is going to reign superior tonight as, well we all know the Doctor can no longer regenerate… EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHSamael Ahriman: Wait a freaking minute IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?! Alecia Matthews: What? Samael Ahriman: Look up at the stage! A few shimmers of light begin to gleam on the stage, with the creaking sound continuing as violins begin to play. A few seconds later that light begins to form into an actual creation. It is a giant blue box.Samael Ahriman: IS HE…ALIVE?! The door to the magic blue box opens and out comes a man in a tweed jacket, suspenders, pink shirt, dress shoes, bowtie and a fez.??: Hello. I’m The Doctor. The fans go absolutely insane! From inside of the tiny police box comes a small girl of her mid 20s, a dashing man of his mid 30’s and a beautiful woman whose age is unknown to us.Groot: I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE. I AM GROOT. GROOT IS ME. The Doctor: Yes, I can very well see that you are Groot, the Messiah of Planet X, right? You see, I’ve learned all about you. You were once one of the biggest monsters this side of the galaxy, but rumor has it you’ve gone a little soft and I can’t help but think I’m partly to blame. Groot: I WAS GROOT. GROOT IN BIG WAR. The Doctor: Oh, don’t worry. I have seen war. I have seen bloodshed. I have seen the execution and genocide of my own people. Groot: YOU NO GROOT. HOW YOU SEE THESE THINGS? The Doctor: My little blue box here allows me to see many things, things beyond the wildest dreams of any one person here in this arena, dying from Ebola or not. And far beyond your wildest imagination. You see, you’ve met your match Groot. Groot: I AM GROOT. HOW HAVE I MET MY MATCH? The Doctor: Because there’s finally someone on this side of the galaxy who can defeat you. Groot: WHO? The Doctor: Me. Groot laughs a hearty laugh.Alecia Matthews: Does he have a deathwish? Samael Ahriman: Wait for it. The Doctor: You see Groot, I will not fight you if I do not have to. You are not my prime target. You are not the man I am seeking, but for the love of all things if you get in my way I will make no bones about it and destroy you like I’ve done to others. Groot: WHAT OTHERS? The Doctor: You go around taking humans and experimenting on them then have a change in heard? That’s fine by me and shows you have changed your ways. But you talk about bloodshed? You see? No matter how many times you kill me, us Time Lords have a tricky little way of dodging death by regenerating, something I’m sure you’re familiar with. My mate Jack here, you see, I accidentally made him incapable of dying. Wibley wobley timey wimey stuff, but you get the point. Clara here, all of us would defend her with our lives, and my wife is the same as me. Because she’s already dead at a fixed point and time in the timestream, she cannot die here. Groot, you’ve already lost. Groot: I don’t understand. I am Groot. The Doctor: Yes, you are. But you can help me by being Groot. You’ve become a good…wood thing. Help me accomplish my final goal. I think you can. Please. Groot contemplates.Groot: Yes. The Doctor: Fantastic! Samael Ahriman: Ah, a peaceful resolution for what’s to be a bloody revolution later tonight. Alecia Matthews: What did you say? Samael Ahriman: Nothing…but now what does The Doctor mean by final goal? What’s he up to? Alecia Matthews: And why do I have a feeling we’re all going to die and Demon’s going to have to open up the checkbook? Samael Ahriman: Because it’s the Halloween show and we’re in Ebola country? Alecia Matthews: Yep. Plus: the main event though. Commercial time. |
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 19:08:58 GMT -5
And we're back for our main event! Alecia Matthews: Uhm..uhm...uhmm... Samael Ahriman: Oh yeah. I didn't mention while we were at break, the creator of these great creations in this main event has come to co commentate with us! Welcome to the table, God! God: You're a Satanist. Shut up. Samael Ahriman: Why hello to you too. Alecia Matthews: Play nice. We have Mother Nature and Chuck Norris coming to blows in this main event tonight! Who's your money on, God? God: If I said, I would be telling yo uthe winner now wouldn't I? Samael Ahriman: Fair statement. God: Shut up. Mother Nature and Chuck Norris stand face to face in the center of the ring, with Mother Nature surprisingly being the taller of the two. They both take a moment to look around the ring to the various weapons scattered around ringside. Lightubes, gusset plate boards, barbedwire boards, glass panes are amongst the various miscellaneous items. The crowd engages in a loud “Chuck Norris” chant, as Mother Nature looks on in disbelief.God: If I didn't plan for her to be so shocked, I would be shocked myself! It doesn’t take long for her to pounce as she blindsides Norris with a forearm that sends him crashing to the mat. Mother doesn’t relinquish as she gets down to her knees and violently unleashes a fury of punches to Chuck’s head. Chuck manages to slip out of the ring as he makes it to ringside, getting out of harm’s way.Alecia Matthews: Good move to slide out of the ring. As he turns back around to the ring, Mother Nature runs towards him and hits a beautiful suicide dive out of the ring.Samael Ahriman: Isn't suicide bad against the Bible? God: Don't make me bring the plague back on you, Sam. The two competitors come crashing down in the guardrail, both of their bodies bouncing off of the railing and flopping to the ground. Nature is the first one to her feet, as she eyes the surrounding area for a weapon to use in this deathmatch.Alecia Matthews: Here we go! She heads over to the other side of ringside and picks up a fluorescent lightube and heads back over to her opponent. However, Chuck Norris has equipped himself with a lightube as he smashes it on Mother’s head, forcing her to drop backwards onto her knees. Chuck picks up the lightube from her hand, swings it back and connects it once again with her face, as her face paints itself with a crimson mask.God: Quick! Someone get the shroud of Turin! Samael Ahriman: That was classless even for you. Alecia Matthews: Blood everywhere...shouldn't we be afraid of ebola? God: Never said I didn't have something up my sleve. Samael Ahriman: Uh oh. Norris looks around the miscellania, before setting his eyes on the barbedwire bat sitting in the corner of the guardrail. Norris picks it up, and swings it back behind his head looking to decapitate Nature, but she grabs a handful of balls as Norris screams out in pain.Samael Ahriman: Even as an impartial commentator, that should be disallowed in a deathmatch. Mother wrenches on the testicals, as Norris drops the bat behind him. Nature gets up to her feet, still tugging away at Norris’ nugs before relinquishing the hold. Norris bends over and tries to catch his breath next to the announce table, however Mother Nature runs up and hip checks him right into the announce table. Norris’ ribs connecting with table as he yelps out in pain.
Chuck clutches his ribs as Mother takes him by the hair and throws him inside of the ring. She pulls up the ring apron to look for a weapon and pulls out a table. She slides it in the ring and follows herself but Chuck has risen to his feet and unloads a vicious cycle of punches to Nature’s bloodied face. Chuck starts to cough.Samael Ahriman: Uh oh. Norris pushes her into the corner and he sets his eyes on the table. He sets the table up, but Nature catches him blindsided with a forearm smash to the back of the head. Norris is put on the table, as Nature focuses on the turnbuckles as she climbs up slowly. She reaches the top rope, but Norris has jumped off the table and has crotched her!
Norris ascends the turnbuckles himself as he pulls Nature up, and hooks her arm around his head. He looks back for a quick second and decides to pull his opponent up and fall backwards. Both participants crashing through the table on the superplex! Chuck rolls over for the cover.... 1 ... ... 2 ... Alecia Matthews: Kickout! Mother Nature rolls her shoulder up as Norris reaches his feet. He looks around ringside and sets his sights on an object. He rolls to the outside and picks up the gusset plate board and slides it into the ring.
The sharp board sits in the middle of the ring as Nature gets to her feet and delivers a double axehandle to the back of Norris. Norris hunches over as Nature tries to push his head on the board, but Norris using his TotalGym strength uses all of his energy not to go face first in the gusset plates.
Norris pushes Nature back as she slips through the ropes and crashes head first ringside. Norris looks at the bloodied carcass of Nature on the ground as he focuses on another weapon in the scatter of foreign objects outside the ring.God: This is brutal, I love it. Samael Ahriman: THe creator of all loves this kind of sh*t? He once again climbs out of the ring and picks up a quite large barbedwire board from ringside and walks over to his downed opponent. He lifts the board over his head, but Nature brings her legs up and connects with a kick to his gut. The board falling on the ground behind him, as Nature gets to her feet, backs up a few steps and charges with a crossbody! Both of them landing in the mess of barbedwire!
Norris screams out in pain as his back become tangled in the barbedwire, but Mother Nature herself screams in agony as her hair and her face becomes enlaced with the sharp and tangled wire. She violently pulls her face out of the mess, as blood drips off her face forming a pool on the floor. Mother Nature pulls Norris up and rolls him into the ring, looking for a pinfall.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... God: Kickout! Chuck lifts the shoulder up as Nature can’t believe it. Both of these competitors have been through a war. Nature stands back to her feet and immediately turns her attention to the gusset plate board in the middle of the ring. She drags Norris up to his feet and lifts him up in a package piledriver position.
However, Norris wiggles his way out from being webbed between her legs and he latches on her arm and brings her to the ropes. He pushes her and she bounces off of the ropes as Norris meets her with a sickening forearm that continues forces blood to fly off Mother’s face. She hunches down to the mat in a heap, Norris looking for yet another cover.... 1 ... ... 2 ... ... Samael Ahriman: Super kickout! Mother Nature rolls her shoulder up at the last possible second as Norris, the announcers and the fans all look on shocked. Norris manages his way to his feet, blood trickling down from his nose, as Nature struggles to make it to hers. Norris heads to the outside and manages to pick up the remnants of the barbedwire board and wraps the barbedwire around his elbow.
He slides back in the ring and lines up next to Mother Nature. He takes a few slow steps backwards before running and launching his body up in the air to connect with a huge elbow drop that becomes entangled with Nature’s throat! Blood flows from her neck and her forehead as a puddle of crimson forms around her.
Norris makes it back to his feet as he points to the gusset plate board to a loud ovation from the crowd. He pulls Nature up to her feet and picks her up in a powerbomb position. He jumps up in the air but Nature spins him around in a beautiful hurricanrana! Norris goes back first in the gusset plate board as the sharp points dig in his skin. His back being pierced around one hundred different times as blood gushes out of his back with each heartbeat. Nature looks for the cover.... 1… ... 2… ... 3... Christa Adina: Here is your winner, Mother Nature! Mother Nature raises her arms in victory, a bloody mess, but she starts coughing up a ton of bloody phlem out into the crowd. Norris has rolled over to the barricade and blows chunks into the faces of the fans.From the back of the arena comes Vause with needles full of heroin trying to stab as many people in the arms as she can when Beavis and Butt-Head come out and take two shots to the chest to get high just because. Deadpool makes his way out form the back and attempts to cut off Vause's head with his sword but is stopped by Captain Hook, the team remaining strong!
The entire crowd is starting to get really sick now and starting to vomit and puke. From up in the rafters, Rick has his rifle and is shooting down at the fans! Jax rides his bike out from the arena as fast as he can, being chased by zombie Joan Crawford, Jax clearly having a bite mark on his neck even though it’s been sewn back on.
THOMP. THOMP.
Here comes Groot, and he's carrying the TARDIS!The Doctor: TRACE DEMON! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOUR ATTEMPT TO PUT ON A SHOW OF DEADLY PROPOSTIONS IS GOING TO KILL THE ENTIRE WORLD. IT IS MY DUTY AS A TIME LORD TO FIX THIS. BECAUSE I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE THIS AGAIN. Everyone who must die, and I'm sorry, so sorry. All of a sudden the loud noise that the TARDIS was making multiplies by a ton.??: Hello, WFWF? ??: Yes, calling WFWF myself. The Doctor's are here. God: What is your plan, Doctor. The Doctor 2: Blow up this arena and stop this madness. God: But that would take forever to do? The Doctor 4: Exactly. We've known this was coming, and we're fairly certain it will either work or blow up the entire planet. God: YOU ARE GOING TO DO WHAT TO MY PLANET? The Doctor 1: Well the alternative is imploding the entire planet like I said. I've done that before. And I could never do it again. The Doctor 6: Ready. The Doctor 3: I will be there momentarily. Rick, prepare for transport. The Doctor 9: Beavis and Butt-Head, today's your lucky day, you get to live. The Doctor 11: Teller, Hook, get your ship and bike on here if you want to help end this madness. The Doctor 5: I don't think this is going to work. The Doctor 12: Well no one liked you anyways. God: HOW COULD ANYONE HAVE THIS POWER OVER ME? I AM GOD! The Doctor 10: You may be Gods but we are the LORDS. God: I didn’t know when I was well off trying to kill this entire planet with Ebola. All 12 of the Doctors are here. ??: Nah, All 13! Ash Ketchum is NOT dead! The internet meme was correct! Ash is a Time Lord!Deadpool: JUST DO IT. Chuck Norris: I can make it, blow this place off the face of the earth. Give us hope. The Doctor 12: Very well. Gentlemen. GERONIMO! The Doctor 11: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! The Doctor 9: God dammit, Earth will not fall to Ebola or the WFWF. We're bringing an end to this. WE ALL STAND. Explosion. Ebola and everyone in Liberia dies, ending the plague and all of the zombies. Disaster over. Both the epidemic and, you know, this terrible show. Fade to black. |
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 19:12:01 GMT -5
So all of the mad credit except for those who showed goes to Proggy and Thornstowe. It's terrible, but there's some good laughs. Enjoy. Happy Halloween folks.
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Post by The Gangsta on Oct 30, 2014 19:38:38 GMT -5
That ending though...
(Who was supposed to be my opponent?)
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Post by bad guy™ on Oct 30, 2014 22:15:40 GMT -5
That ending though... (Who was supposed to be my opponent?) Braden Munroe/Kronic, old guy. Real good writer but clearly floats in and out like air. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 21:19:27 GMT -5
Twas a good show.
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Post by DJS on Nov 17, 2014 12:20:09 GMT -5
Okay, lurking has come to an end for me as I had to pop in a and say this was such a profoundly silly and fun show. Good work to all involved.
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