Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2014 2:27:37 GMT -5
WARNING : Pls do not proceed further if you're allergic to corn / cheese.
I had so much fun writing these, I thought I would share with you WWE fans here.
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Q : What will Ryback say to Val Venis when he drops his towel?
A : Feed me (more).
Q : What did the traffic cop say to Ted Dibiase when he issued him with a fine ticket?
A : Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man.
Q : What does the slogan read at the infertility test centre?
A : 'Rise Above Head'.
Q : What is the term used when you pop a zit?
A : The Shooting Star Press.
Q : What would Brock say at a meat joint?
A : Eat, sleep and break the steak.
Q : Who is the next superstar to grace the cover of Playboy?
A : The bunny.
Q : What does 3MB really stand for?
A : 3-Man-Bang.
Q : Which superstar is likely to be ordered to go on a dieting regime?
A : The eater-of-worlds.
Q : Which superstar(s) will a condom company hire for endorsement?
A : The Shield.
Q : Which tag team are neurologists fans of?
A : The Brain Busters.
Q : What is creepier than a Wyatt Family promo?
A : People BELIEVE-ing that Bo Dallas resembles a certain Titanic star.
Q : Which superstar has the deadliest finisher in history?
A : Hulk Hogan.
Q : Why did Erick Rowan leave the Wyatts?
A : He was banned from watching Lamb Chop re-runs.
Q : What happens when you're stuck in a traffic jam and you're having bowel problems?
A : Farooq (APA) appears.
Q : What happens when a drunk couple makes out?
A : They hit on the 619.
Q : Will Kane return to his old self anytime soon?
A : HELL NO.
Q : What does Vince say when he loses a game of snooker?
A : You dont cross the balls.
Q : Why did Chyna go into Adult Entertainment after WWE?
A : She wanted to live out DX's slogan.
Q : What is 'Twin Magic'?
A : The phenomenon on Nikki Bella.
Q : How interesting is the current WWE programming?
A : As interesting as Cesaro's onscreen personality.
Q : What is Batista up to when he is not wrestling?
A : He batista-bombs the box office.
Q : Why did the Rated-R Superstar Edge retire?
A : WWE changed its ratings to PG.
Q : What are Sting's chances of beating Undertaker at Wrestlemania 2015?
A : His chances are probably as tough as selling a Sheamus action figure.
Q : Who will Funkasaurus partner in a triple tag match?
A : Barney.
Q : Whatevever happened to highflier Jeff Hardy?
A : He was high on Swanton Bomb.
Q : Can you smell what the rock is cooking?
A : Not when he's done with the loo.
Q : Will we really see Cena winning his 16th World Championship?
A : We cant-see-him.
Q : Why did the Authority lose at Survivor Series?
A : Because that is best for business.
Q : Which superstar(s) got the most sexually suggestive ring-name?
A : The Bushwhackers.
Q : What is another name for Superman's Kryptonite?
A : Hernia.
Q : Which is the hottest hairstyle at the moment?
A : The Lunatic Fringe.
Q : Why will Seth be the new face of the WWE?
A : Our golden boy is simply rollin.
Q : Which animal is adored throughout the WWE universe?
A : Puppies.
Q : What will the tariff guide of a male genital-enhancement clinic read?
A : Prices on sizes of choice as follows :
1. Viper - $×,
2. 24" Pythons - $××
3. Damien - $xxx,
4. Gimme A Hell Yeah - $xxxx
5. Anaconda Vise - the surgeon who performs this has quit
Q : Who is the least popular superstar amongst wives?
A : Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everytime they ask their husbands to help with the chores, they will reply, "What?!"
Q : What happened whenever CM Punk came on?
A : I Go To Sleep.
Q : What Xmas present will CM Punk receive this year?
A : A 'Never Give Up' Cena tee.
Q : Were you tickled by at least one joke so far?
A : YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
I had so much fun writing these, I thought I would share with you WWE fans here.
-----------------
Q : What will Ryback say to Val Venis when he drops his towel?
A : Feed me (more).
Q : What did the traffic cop say to Ted Dibiase when he issued him with a fine ticket?
A : Everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man.
Q : What does the slogan read at the infertility test centre?
A : 'Rise Above Head'.
Q : What is the term used when you pop a zit?
A : The Shooting Star Press.
Q : What would Brock say at a meat joint?
A : Eat, sleep and break the steak.
Q : Who is the next superstar to grace the cover of Playboy?
A : The bunny.
Q : What does 3MB really stand for?
A : 3-Man-Bang.
Q : Which superstar is likely to be ordered to go on a dieting regime?
A : The eater-of-worlds.
Q : Which superstar(s) will a condom company hire for endorsement?
A : The Shield.
Q : Which tag team are neurologists fans of?
A : The Brain Busters.
Q : What is creepier than a Wyatt Family promo?
A : People BELIEVE-ing that Bo Dallas resembles a certain Titanic star.
Q : Which superstar has the deadliest finisher in history?
A : Hulk Hogan.
Q : Why did Erick Rowan leave the Wyatts?
A : He was banned from watching Lamb Chop re-runs.
Q : What happens when you're stuck in a traffic jam and you're having bowel problems?
A : Farooq (APA) appears.
Q : What happens when a drunk couple makes out?
A : They hit on the 619.
Q : Will Kane return to his old self anytime soon?
A : HELL NO.
Q : What does Vince say when he loses a game of snooker?
A : You dont cross the balls.
Q : Why did Chyna go into Adult Entertainment after WWE?
A : She wanted to live out DX's slogan.
Q : What is 'Twin Magic'?
A : The phenomenon on Nikki Bella.
Q : How interesting is the current WWE programming?
A : As interesting as Cesaro's onscreen personality.
Q : What is Batista up to when he is not wrestling?
A : He batista-bombs the box office.
Q : Why did the Rated-R Superstar Edge retire?
A : WWE changed its ratings to PG.
Q : What are Sting's chances of beating Undertaker at Wrestlemania 2015?
A : His chances are probably as tough as selling a Sheamus action figure.
Q : Who will Funkasaurus partner in a triple tag match?
A : Barney.
Q : Whatevever happened to highflier Jeff Hardy?
A : He was high on Swanton Bomb.
Q : Can you smell what the rock is cooking?
A : Not when he's done with the loo.
Q : Will we really see Cena winning his 16th World Championship?
A : We cant-see-him.
Q : Why did the Authority lose at Survivor Series?
A : Because that is best for business.
Q : Which superstar(s) got the most sexually suggestive ring-name?
A : The Bushwhackers.
Q : What is another name for Superman's Kryptonite?
A : Hernia.
Q : Which is the hottest hairstyle at the moment?
A : The Lunatic Fringe.
Q : Why will Seth be the new face of the WWE?
A : Our golden boy is simply rollin.
Q : Which animal is adored throughout the WWE universe?
A : Puppies.
Q : What will the tariff guide of a male genital-enhancement clinic read?
A : Prices on sizes of choice as follows :
1. Viper - $×,
2. 24" Pythons - $××
3. Damien - $xxx,
4. Gimme A Hell Yeah - $xxxx
5. Anaconda Vise - the surgeon who performs this has quit
Q : Who is the least popular superstar amongst wives?
A : Stone Cold Steve Austin. Everytime they ask their husbands to help with the chores, they will reply, "What?!"
Q : What happened whenever CM Punk came on?
A : I Go To Sleep.
Q : What Xmas present will CM Punk receive this year?
A : A 'Never Give Up' Cena tee.
Q : Were you tickled by at least one joke so far?
A : YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
