Post by TheSystem 1.5 on Dec 2, 2014 23:49:29 GMT -5
*After the opening of the show, it cuts to the ring. Brian Kendrick's theme playing. He struts down the aisle. The crowd booing*
Kaitlyn Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Olympia,Washington....
*Then a female voice over the PA interrupts her*
Voice: Weighing 175lb, the legend in the making, Briannn Kendrickkk
*He smirks and goes to the side of the ring, in front of the announcers*
Nick Crew: A legend in the making in his own mind only.
*Diesels music hits,the crowd go silent.*
Canario: And his opponent
*A tall, passable look-a-like walks out, wearing Diesels gear with Premium
replacing Diesel*
Canario: Weighing in at 300lbs from Detroit Rock City , Premium
*He does Diesels routine and gets in the ring, the crowd booing. Kendrick
takes off his jacket and slowly gets in the ring*
Havoc: Brian justly scared of getting in there with Premium, at least 6'4,300lbs, hes a menace
Crew: My ass
*Kendrick runs towards Premium and gets hit with a big boot. Kendrick falls to the mat, rolls back to his feet and runs around holding his jaw.Premium punches Kendrick when he gets closer. Kendrick twirls around before falling dazed against the ropes. Premium poses to boos.*
Crew: Brian Kendrick making an ass out of himself,this business, and Kevin Nashs legacy.
Havoc: That was a hard punch Nick, give Premium some credit.
*Premium walks towards Kendrick and Kendrick drop kicks Premiums knee. Premium falls to one knee and Kendrick hits Premium with a basement drop kick. Both men on the mat, Kendrick starts getting up and pounds the mat, trying to rile up the crowd.*
Crowd: **** you Kendrick, **** you Kendrick
*Crew stands up and eggs the crowd on*
Havoc: Would you sit down and do your job
*Kendrick stands up as does Premium. Kendrick punches Premium, the crowd boos, Premium punches Kendrick, the crowd boos. Premium knees Kendrick in the gut and sets up the Jackknife. When Premium lifts Kendrick up, Kendrick counters with a hurricarana for the three count.*
Crew: Really? Some menace
Havoc: Well maybe Premiums having an off night.
Crew: Yeah maybe
Voice: Your winner by pinfall, Briannn Kenndrickk
*Kendrick leaves the ring and poses going up the aisle, Premium on his knees looking disappointed *
*The camera cuts to Steve Austin in the hallway*
Cameraman: I was wondering what your thoughts are on your match coming later on?
Austin: My thoughts? Well I'm facing a yodeling mother****er, because Ortons hurt and the 6'7'', 300 something pound Undertaker doesn't have the balls or the spine to show his face around here. Apparently hes got his dust covered panties in a bunch since Stone Cold dragged his big dead ass out of the ring by his hair. Cesaros my main problem tonight. So at least I get to give someone an ass whooping.
*He walks off and it cuts to commercial*
* It cuts back to the ring, Jeff Hardy posing on the turnbuckle*
Crew: Well it seems Jeff chose to leave his brother backstage.
Havoc: Well he just screwed himself, hows he going to win without Matt?
*Jeff hops down and Taz's music starts playing.
Canario: His opponent from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing 240lbs Taz
*The crowd boos as Taz walks to the ring, the International title in his hand. He gets in the ring , throws his towel off and crosses his arms.Jeff walks up to Taz, and does the Hardy finger pose right in Taz's face.*
Havoc: Jeffs one of the guys who has a full deck , but chooses to only play with about twenty cards.
*Taz punches Hardy and Hardy goes right down. Taz Jeff rolls on his side, holding his jaw. Taz locks his arms around Jeff's waist and hits an overhead german suplex. Jeff grabs his neck and rolls out of the ring. Taz rolls out of the ring and throws Jeff back into the ring and Taz follows.*
*He locks Jeffs waist again but Jeff elbows his way out of it and hits the ropes and hits Taz with a jumping clothesline. Taz falls but rolls right back up. Jeff runs and hits another clothesline. Taz stays down for a little longer before standing up. Jeff hits the ropes again. Taz hits Jeff with a big boot when Jeff gets closer. The crowd boos.*
Havoc: Well I think the second row are taking home some souvenir teeth
*Taz picks Jeff up by his hair and t-bone suplexs Jeff. Taz starts stomping and punching Jeff. While Taz is doing this, Cactus Jack walks out to the top of aisle with a mic.*
Cactus: Lets go Hardy *he claps* lets go Hardy *He claps and motions for the crowd to join him*
*The crowd join him until Taz turns to Cactus and runs his thumb across his throat. Cactus starts chanting Oompa Loompa and the crowd quickly joins in. Taz starts yelling at Cactus*
Crew: Taz had the momentum and possibly the match and hes letting himself get distracted.
*When Taz turns around Jeff hits him with a dropkick, the crowd cheers. Jeff gets up, grabs Tazs feet and jumps and drives his heels into Tazs gut. The crowd cheers and Taz rolls onto his side, holding his stomach. Jeff poses as the crowd cheers. Jeff climbs to the top rope and waits for Taz to stand up. When Taz does, Jeff jumps at Taz. Taz sidesteps and tries to lock in the Tazmission . Jeff manages to prevent Taz from locking it in and counters with a jawbreaker.*
Crew: Smart move by Jeff Hardy, even if it came from a little help Hardys got the match going his way.
*Jeff runs towards Taz. Taz runs as well and sticks his arm out for a clothesline. Jeff ducks the clothesline, hops onto the top rope and hits Taz with a Whisper in the Wind, the crowd cheering. Both men begin to get up. Jeff kicks Taz in the gut and tries for the Twist of Fate. Taz pushes Jeff into the ropes and locks in a Tazmission, pulling Jeff away from the ropes. The crowd boos, Jeff tries to fight out*
Crew: Looks like Taz ha-
Havoc: Whoa whoa whats this?
*Cactus started running towards the ring and gets on the apron. Taz throws Jeff off to the side and runs and knees Cactus in the gut, knocking Cactus off the apron. Jeff recovers as Taz yells at Cactus. Jeff school boys Taz for the three. The crowd cheers, Jeff hurrys out of the ring and up the aisle, his music playing.*
Canario: Your winner by pinfall, Jeff Hardy
*Jeff goes backstage as Taz rolls out of the ring. Cactus is bent over recovering. Taz pushes Cactus shoulder first into the corner on the guard rail. Taz starts punching and kicking Cactus. Taz pushes a fan in the front row out of his seat and grabs the fans chair and starts beating the piss out of Cactus with the chair.*
Crew: Good lord Taz has lost it. Anybody gonna try and stop this?
*Taz throws the chair to the side and locks in the Tazmission in on a dazed Cactus Jack. After about a minute multiple other wrestlers,referees and security finally manage to pull Taz off Cactus and drags him backstage.*
*It cuts to commercial and comes back to the building, Jack Palmer gone from ringside*
Crew: Well ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Palmer has gone backstage to make sure Cactus Jack is ok. We'll hopefully have an update later on
Havoc: But right now we got another match
*Crew sighs as the Motor City Machine Guns music begins playing, the crowd cheers loud*
Canario: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 420lbs, the Motor City Machine Guns
*The crowd keeps cheering as the Guns enter the ring and pose on the top ropes. They hop down and the Dudleys music begins playing.*
Canario: Their opponents from New York City, weighing in at 560lbs, Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudleys
*They pose walking to the ring, D-Von wearing a tie shirt and ripped shorts, Bubba wearing the same thing, both men wearing glasses,they get in the ring and pose and takes off their glasses.*
Crew: Bubba and D-Von making their GSW debut
Havoc: Bubbas the fat one right?
Crew: Hes thick not fat
Havoc: Whatever
*The bell rings and Bubba and Shelly are starting the match. Shelly holds out his hand, Bubba shakes his head no, Shelly nods and punches Bubba. Bubba goes down.*
Havoc: And Alex Shelly being a cheating cry baby, ladies and gentlemen, thats who you cheer
Crew: Would you shut up? Shelly attempted to be respectful and Bubba refused, Shelly was just making sure he got the upper hand from the start
*Bubba stands and him and Shelly lock up. Bubba picks up Shelly and hits a gorilla press slam. Shelly rolls to his feet and him and Bubba lock up again. Shelly tries to suplex Bubba, but cant get Bubba up. Shelly lets go and stares down with Bubba. Bubba smirking a little, Shelly tries for and hits an enzugiri on Bubba. Bubba falls to his knees. Shelly jumps a little, and hits a frankensteiner on Bubba. Bubba rolls over, holding his back, groaning. Bubba tags in D-Von*
Crew: Well looks like Bubba was gonna try to overpower Alex Shelly, but Shelly was too quick on his feet, lets see what D-Von has in store for the Guns.
*D-Von gets in, Shelly backs up a little. Shelly and D-Von circle each other. Shelly gets too close to Bubba, as Bubba takes a swing at Shelly. Shelly turns avoiding it, his back to D-Von. When Shelly turns around D-Von runs and hits a flying shoulder block.When Shelly stands D-Von picks Shelly up and hits a sidewalk slam. D-Von tags in Bubba, D-Von picks up Shelly. D-Von irish whips Shelly and D-Von and Bubb hit Shelly with a double flapjack, Shelly props up on his knees, holding his stomache.Bubba grabs Shelly by the hair, turns towards the middle of the ring and hits a ddt for a one count. Bubba picks Shelly up and irish whips Shelly towards the ropes near Sabin. Sabin tags himself in, Bubba tries for a back body drop on Shelly. Shelly lands on his feet Shelly pushes Bubba towards Sabin and Sabin hits a front dropkick, the crowd cheering. Shelly knocks D-Von off the apron and hits a plancha. Sabin jumps and hits Bubba with a jumping senton and covers Bubba for a two count.*
Crew: Near fall for the Guns. Using their speed and agility to their advantage as turned this match in their favor
Havoc: For now
Crew: Very true.
* As Bubba gets to one knee, Sabin runs the ropes. As he gets closer, Bubba gets to his feet and hits with Sabin with a clothesline. Bubba picks Sabin up, grabs Sabin by the wrist, pulls Sabin towards him and hits a stun gun.As Sabin stumbles backwards, Bubba attempts a Bubba Bomb. Sabin counters with a roll-up pin for a one count. Sabin rolls to his feet and when he turns around, Sabin gets hit wih a running clothesline from D-Von on the apron, the crowd boos. Bubba picks Sabin up and tries for a back drop, Sabin rolls off of Bubbas shoulder and stumbles towards his corner and tags in Shelly, the crowd cheers. Shelly hops in and dropkicks Bubba , D-Von comes in and gets hit with a front dropkick from Sabin. D-Von lands on his back and rolls out of the ring. Sabin gets onto the apron and hits a running dropkick onto D-Von, the crowd cheering louder. Shelly picks up Bubba and hits a snap suplex, the crowd cheering louder. Shelly poses and Sabin slides in. Sabin picks up Bubba and sets up a neckbreaker as Shelly climbs to the top rope.*
Crew: The Guns looking to hit the Skull and Bones and end it right her... hey wait a minute whats D-Von doing?
*D-Vons standing on the apron and he pushes Shelly off the turnbuckle to the outside. Bubba works out of the neckbreaker and low blows Sabin, the ref rings the bell, the crowd booing. D-Von gets in the ring, Bubba picks up Sabin and irish whips Sabin. When Sabin gets closer Bubba and D-Von hit the 3D, the crowd booing. Bubba and D-Von look out at Shelly and smirks and the Dudleys leave the ring, D-Von on the floor, Bubba on the apron. D-Von picks up Shelly and hits Shelly with a reverse ddt, Shelly grabs his head. D-Von clears off the announce table.*
Havoc: What the hell are they doing?
Crew: Hell if I know
*They move ,D-Von picks up Shelly in a back drop position and gives Shelly to Bubba in a powerbomb position. Bubba jumps and powerbombs Shelly through the table, the crowd oohs and boos. The Dudleys pose, the boos growing louder.*
Havoc: Talk about making an impact.
Crew: Alex Shelly may have a hurt back,bruised ribs...
Havoc: Haven't seen them in three weeks, didn't miss them then, wont miss them now
Crew: What a caring human being.
*It cuts to the Duchess and Tommy Preston, going up a flight of stairs,*
Duchess: Welcome to Sheffield, we are heading to the home of our partner, Alpha. A champion boxer and kick-boxer. But first a little backstory.
*They stop and lean against the wall.*
Duchess: In first grade Mr. Prestons father, a wealthy banker, and mother decided to send Tommy to a public school in a working class area, teach the boy some responsibilities. As expected he was treated cold by his peers. Sad really. Except for one, one who was willing to risk reputation and friendships to make a new kid feel welcome. And as they grew, Alpha became something of a bodyguard to Tommy. Teaching Tommy to fend for himself along the way.
Preston: Taught me almost everything I know
Duchess: Yes, Alpha is not one for much finesse . But you'll see that for yourself soon enough. Anyway while on vacation, I took in a wrestling show in some crap hole in Amsterdam. Tommy and Alpha were wrestling and I noticed that they were one element away from abandoning holes in the walls and fairgrounds for the big arenas. A guiding light, and I decided that I could be that guiding light, and I was right. I've lead them through almost every credible tag team in Europe and they've grown bored, so I've decided to bring them to America.
*A door slams against a wall. Alpha walks out dressed in a black shirt and blue jeans. He has black hair and a goatee.*
Duchess: We've been watching GSW, and noticed that their tag team division is severely lacking, and we're coming to spice it up. MCMG , La Resistance, we cant wait until we arrive and bring you to your absolute limits and then crush you. Chow darlings.
*Tommy and Duchess smirk and it cuts to commercial. When it comes back Kaitlyn Canario is in the ring*
Canario: Ladies and gentlemen, for unknown reasons Stone Cold Steve Austin has left the arena, therefor Cesaro wins by forfeit. GSW sincerely apologizes for the actions of Mr.Austin
*The crowd boos. The boos get louder when Vaders music hits.*
Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is the third match in the best of five to determine the first GSW champion. Introducing first from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 450lbs, Vader.
*Vader poses and growls and snarls at the crowd. They're booing loud. Vader enters the ring and does his V hand sign. Kurt Angles music hits. The boos turn to cheers.*
Canario: And his opponent from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania , weighing 240bs , Kurt Angle
*Kurts eyepatch is off, his eye still a little blackened. Kurt runs down and into the ring, the bell rings and Kurt and Vader immediately start trading fists.*
Crew: Starting early here folks.
*Vader and Kurt lock up and Vader backs Kurt into a corner. They break and Vader starts hitting Kurt with stiff body punches. After a few punches, Kurt kicks Vader in the gut, and moves and puts Vader in the corner. Angle starts punching Vader. Kurt backs up a little, grabbing Vaders arm and pulls Vader closer to him. Kurt locks Vaders waist, but Vader counters and hip tosses Kurt. Vader mounts and starts punching Kurt. Vader stands after a few punches and picks Kurt up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex and covers Kurt for a one count. Vader picks Kurt up and irish whips Angle. Vader picks Angle up for a gorilla press slam. Angle squirms way behind Vader and kicks Vaders knee. Angle clubs Vaders back a couple of times until Vader stands. Vader hits a stiff open hand slap on Angle. Vader grabs Kurts arm and hits a short arm clothesline.*
Crew: Both men unable to fully control the momentum so far.
Havoc: It only just started calm down
*Angle rolls to his side and grabs the ropes, standing up. Vader runs towards Angle. Angle moves and pulls the ropes. Vader spills outside and lands on his feet. Vader grabs Angles feet and pulls him out and hits Angle with a haymaker. The ref tries to get them back into the ring. Angle stumbles and rests on the apron. Vader grabs Angle and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Angle goes over the railing. The crowd oohs at the thud Angle makes. The ref up to five, Vader gets in the ring and rests.*
Havoc: Vaders got this in the bag. One more match and Vader will be our champion.
*At the six count, HHH comes down to the ring, the crowd cheers a little confused*
Havoc: Oh what the hell is he doing here? This isn't his match.
Crew: No, but Vader was the one that tossed HHH out of the battle royal
*HHH looks at Vader and smirks. HHH slings Angle over his shoulder and rolls Angle back into the ring. The crowd cheers. Vader yells at HHH and Angle slowly gets up and runs up behind Vader and clubs Vader in the back knocking Vader into the corner. Angle stands on the top rope and hits 10 punches on Vader. Angle hops off after ten and waits for Vader to walk forward a little, when Vader does, Angle runs towards Vader and clotheslines Vader. Vader slumps into the corner. Kurt stomps Vader a few times. Kurt drags Vader out of the corner and climbs to the top rope. Kurt tries for a moonsault, but Vader rolls out of the way. Kurt lands and rolls around holding his ribs. Vader stands and runs towards Kurt and hits a running body splash for a two count. The crowd cheers, Vader argues with the ref. Kurt rolls onto the apron. Vader pulls Kurt up and suplexs Kurt back into the ring. Vader covers Kurt for a two count. Vader stands and hits the ropes. HHH pulls Kurt out as Vader gets closer. Vader yells at HHH*
Havoc: Will somebody throw him out of here, hes nothing but a nuiesence and just proves Angle caught lightning in a bottle when he beat Vader.
*Vader gets out of the ring, the ref starts counting. Vader and HHH stand face to face. Vader hits HHH in the gut with a stiff body shot. Vader holds HHH against the turnbuckle post and hits an flurry of elbows.*
Ref: Five, six...
*Vader backs up and runs towards HHH. HHH moves and Vader runs into the post. The crowd cheers. Vader turns around dazed and gets hit by clothesline from Kurt. Both men down. The ref up to eight, Kurt manages to crawl back in. Vader starts to stir.*
Ref: Nine, ten... *he calls for the bell*
Canraio: Your winner by count out, Kurt Angle
*The crowd cheers, Vader on his knees on the outside resting on the apron. HHH goes into the ring to congratulate Kurt. *
Crew: Well done by Kurt
Havoc: You mean HHH! Kurt would've been goners if it wasn't for HHH
*Vader gets up and snarls at the camera and he slides into the ring and runs takes out both Kurt and HHH with a body block*
Havoc: Good, they both deserve this, thats what cheaters get
*HHH is the first to stand, Vader hits HHH with a stiff punch in the jaw. Vader picks Kurt up and grabs Kurt by the throat, picks Kurt up and drives him down with a chokeslam.*
Crew: Well Vader is just unleashing on these two, will somebody come down to help
Havoc: No they deserve this!
*HHH stands up ,using the ropes. Vader walks closer and HHH punches Vader. Vader stumbles backwards and falls to one knee. HHH runs and hits and short knee lift on Vader. Vader falls backwards and rolls out of the ring and HHH follows. HHH stomps on Vader and pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring.*
Crew: Good lord, HHH taking things a little too far.
*Vader leans against the guardrail and when HHH turns and lifts the sledgehammer, Vader hits HHH with a stiff haymaker. HHH drops the sledgehammer and stumbles a little, Vader sets HHH up for a powerbomb. Vader picks HHH up and powerbombs HHH onto the handle of the sledgehammer. The crowd booing loud. Vader yells and holds up the V hand sign. The camera cuts to the parking lot.The camera man walks over to a black car. Stone Colds skull logo is painted on the hood, Undertakers cross logo painted on the skulls forehead. The screen fades to black and the show ends.*
Kaitlyn Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Olympia,Washington....
*Then a female voice over the PA interrupts her*
Voice: Weighing 175lb, the legend in the making, Briannn Kendrickkk
*He smirks and goes to the side of the ring, in front of the announcers*
Nick Crew: A legend in the making in his own mind only.
*Diesels music hits,the crowd go silent.*
Canario: And his opponent
*A tall, passable look-a-like walks out, wearing Diesels gear with Premium
replacing Diesel*
Canario: Weighing in at 300lbs from Detroit Rock City , Premium
*He does Diesels routine and gets in the ring, the crowd booing. Kendrick
takes off his jacket and slowly gets in the ring*
Havoc: Brian justly scared of getting in there with Premium, at least 6'4,300lbs, hes a menace
Crew: My ass
*Kendrick runs towards Premium and gets hit with a big boot. Kendrick falls to the mat, rolls back to his feet and runs around holding his jaw.Premium punches Kendrick when he gets closer. Kendrick twirls around before falling dazed against the ropes. Premium poses to boos.*
Crew: Brian Kendrick making an ass out of himself,this business, and Kevin Nashs legacy.
Havoc: That was a hard punch Nick, give Premium some credit.
*Premium walks towards Kendrick and Kendrick drop kicks Premiums knee. Premium falls to one knee and Kendrick hits Premium with a basement drop kick. Both men on the mat, Kendrick starts getting up and pounds the mat, trying to rile up the crowd.*
Crowd: **** you Kendrick, **** you Kendrick
*Crew stands up and eggs the crowd on*
Havoc: Would you sit down and do your job
*Kendrick stands up as does Premium. Kendrick punches Premium, the crowd boos, Premium punches Kendrick, the crowd boos. Premium knees Kendrick in the gut and sets up the Jackknife. When Premium lifts Kendrick up, Kendrick counters with a hurricarana for the three count.*
Crew: Really? Some menace
Havoc: Well maybe Premiums having an off night.
Crew: Yeah maybe
Voice: Your winner by pinfall, Briannn Kenndrickk
*Kendrick leaves the ring and poses going up the aisle, Premium on his knees looking disappointed *
*The camera cuts to Steve Austin in the hallway*
Cameraman: I was wondering what your thoughts are on your match coming later on?
Austin: My thoughts? Well I'm facing a yodeling mother****er, because Ortons hurt and the 6'7'', 300 something pound Undertaker doesn't have the balls or the spine to show his face around here. Apparently hes got his dust covered panties in a bunch since Stone Cold dragged his big dead ass out of the ring by his hair. Cesaros my main problem tonight. So at least I get to give someone an ass whooping.
*He walks off and it cuts to commercial*
* It cuts back to the ring, Jeff Hardy posing on the turnbuckle*
Crew: Well it seems Jeff chose to leave his brother backstage.
Havoc: Well he just screwed himself, hows he going to win without Matt?
*Jeff hops down and Taz's music starts playing.
Canario: His opponent from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, weighing 240lbs Taz
*The crowd boos as Taz walks to the ring, the International title in his hand. He gets in the ring , throws his towel off and crosses his arms.Jeff walks up to Taz, and does the Hardy finger pose right in Taz's face.*
Havoc: Jeffs one of the guys who has a full deck , but chooses to only play with about twenty cards.
*Taz punches Hardy and Hardy goes right down. Taz Jeff rolls on his side, holding his jaw. Taz locks his arms around Jeff's waist and hits an overhead german suplex. Jeff grabs his neck and rolls out of the ring. Taz rolls out of the ring and throws Jeff back into the ring and Taz follows.*
*He locks Jeffs waist again but Jeff elbows his way out of it and hits the ropes and hits Taz with a jumping clothesline. Taz falls but rolls right back up. Jeff runs and hits another clothesline. Taz stays down for a little longer before standing up. Jeff hits the ropes again. Taz hits Jeff with a big boot when Jeff gets closer. The crowd boos.*
Havoc: Well I think the second row are taking home some souvenir teeth
*Taz picks Jeff up by his hair and t-bone suplexs Jeff. Taz starts stomping and punching Jeff. While Taz is doing this, Cactus Jack walks out to the top of aisle with a mic.*
Cactus: Lets go Hardy *he claps* lets go Hardy *He claps and motions for the crowd to join him*
*The crowd join him until Taz turns to Cactus and runs his thumb across his throat. Cactus starts chanting Oompa Loompa and the crowd quickly joins in. Taz starts yelling at Cactus*
Crew: Taz had the momentum and possibly the match and hes letting himself get distracted.
*When Taz turns around Jeff hits him with a dropkick, the crowd cheers. Jeff gets up, grabs Tazs feet and jumps and drives his heels into Tazs gut. The crowd cheers and Taz rolls onto his side, holding his stomach. Jeff poses as the crowd cheers. Jeff climbs to the top rope and waits for Taz to stand up. When Taz does, Jeff jumps at Taz. Taz sidesteps and tries to lock in the Tazmission . Jeff manages to prevent Taz from locking it in and counters with a jawbreaker.*
Crew: Smart move by Jeff Hardy, even if it came from a little help Hardys got the match going his way.
*Jeff runs towards Taz. Taz runs as well and sticks his arm out for a clothesline. Jeff ducks the clothesline, hops onto the top rope and hits Taz with a Whisper in the Wind, the crowd cheering. Both men begin to get up. Jeff kicks Taz in the gut and tries for the Twist of Fate. Taz pushes Jeff into the ropes and locks in a Tazmission, pulling Jeff away from the ropes. The crowd boos, Jeff tries to fight out*
Crew: Looks like Taz ha-
Havoc: Whoa whoa whats this?
*Cactus started running towards the ring and gets on the apron. Taz throws Jeff off to the side and runs and knees Cactus in the gut, knocking Cactus off the apron. Jeff recovers as Taz yells at Cactus. Jeff school boys Taz for the three. The crowd cheers, Jeff hurrys out of the ring and up the aisle, his music playing.*
Canario: Your winner by pinfall, Jeff Hardy
*Jeff goes backstage as Taz rolls out of the ring. Cactus is bent over recovering. Taz pushes Cactus shoulder first into the corner on the guard rail. Taz starts punching and kicking Cactus. Taz pushes a fan in the front row out of his seat and grabs the fans chair and starts beating the piss out of Cactus with the chair.*
Crew: Good lord Taz has lost it. Anybody gonna try and stop this?
*Taz throws the chair to the side and locks in the Tazmission in on a dazed Cactus Jack. After about a minute multiple other wrestlers,referees and security finally manage to pull Taz off Cactus and drags him backstage.*
*It cuts to commercial and comes back to the building, Jack Palmer gone from ringside*
Crew: Well ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Palmer has gone backstage to make sure Cactus Jack is ok. We'll hopefully have an update later on
Havoc: But right now we got another match
*Crew sighs as the Motor City Machine Guns music begins playing, the crowd cheers loud*
Canario: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 420lbs, the Motor City Machine Guns
*The crowd keeps cheering as the Guns enter the ring and pose on the top ropes. They hop down and the Dudleys music begins playing.*
Canario: Their opponents from New York City, weighing in at 560lbs, Bubba Ray and D-Von, the Dudleys
*They pose walking to the ring, D-Von wearing a tie shirt and ripped shorts, Bubba wearing the same thing, both men wearing glasses,they get in the ring and pose and takes off their glasses.*
Crew: Bubba and D-Von making their GSW debut
Havoc: Bubbas the fat one right?
Crew: Hes thick not fat
Havoc: Whatever
*The bell rings and Bubba and Shelly are starting the match. Shelly holds out his hand, Bubba shakes his head no, Shelly nods and punches Bubba. Bubba goes down.*
Havoc: And Alex Shelly being a cheating cry baby, ladies and gentlemen, thats who you cheer
Crew: Would you shut up? Shelly attempted to be respectful and Bubba refused, Shelly was just making sure he got the upper hand from the start
*Bubba stands and him and Shelly lock up. Bubba picks up Shelly and hits a gorilla press slam. Shelly rolls to his feet and him and Bubba lock up again. Shelly tries to suplex Bubba, but cant get Bubba up. Shelly lets go and stares down with Bubba. Bubba smirking a little, Shelly tries for and hits an enzugiri on Bubba. Bubba falls to his knees. Shelly jumps a little, and hits a frankensteiner on Bubba. Bubba rolls over, holding his back, groaning. Bubba tags in D-Von*
Crew: Well looks like Bubba was gonna try to overpower Alex Shelly, but Shelly was too quick on his feet, lets see what D-Von has in store for the Guns.
*D-Von gets in, Shelly backs up a little. Shelly and D-Von circle each other. Shelly gets too close to Bubba, as Bubba takes a swing at Shelly. Shelly turns avoiding it, his back to D-Von. When Shelly turns around D-Von runs and hits a flying shoulder block.When Shelly stands D-Von picks Shelly up and hits a sidewalk slam. D-Von tags in Bubba, D-Von picks up Shelly. D-Von irish whips Shelly and D-Von and Bubb hit Shelly with a double flapjack, Shelly props up on his knees, holding his stomache.Bubba grabs Shelly by the hair, turns towards the middle of the ring and hits a ddt for a one count. Bubba picks Shelly up and irish whips Shelly towards the ropes near Sabin. Sabin tags himself in, Bubba tries for a back body drop on Shelly. Shelly lands on his feet Shelly pushes Bubba towards Sabin and Sabin hits a front dropkick, the crowd cheering. Shelly knocks D-Von off the apron and hits a plancha. Sabin jumps and hits Bubba with a jumping senton and covers Bubba for a two count.*
Crew: Near fall for the Guns. Using their speed and agility to their advantage as turned this match in their favor
Havoc: For now
Crew: Very true.
* As Bubba gets to one knee, Sabin runs the ropes. As he gets closer, Bubba gets to his feet and hits with Sabin with a clothesline. Bubba picks Sabin up, grabs Sabin by the wrist, pulls Sabin towards him and hits a stun gun.As Sabin stumbles backwards, Bubba attempts a Bubba Bomb. Sabin counters with a roll-up pin for a one count. Sabin rolls to his feet and when he turns around, Sabin gets hit wih a running clothesline from D-Von on the apron, the crowd boos. Bubba picks Sabin up and tries for a back drop, Sabin rolls off of Bubbas shoulder and stumbles towards his corner and tags in Shelly, the crowd cheers. Shelly hops in and dropkicks Bubba , D-Von comes in and gets hit with a front dropkick from Sabin. D-Von lands on his back and rolls out of the ring. Sabin gets onto the apron and hits a running dropkick onto D-Von, the crowd cheering louder. Shelly picks up Bubba and hits a snap suplex, the crowd cheering louder. Shelly poses and Sabin slides in. Sabin picks up Bubba and sets up a neckbreaker as Shelly climbs to the top rope.*
Crew: The Guns looking to hit the Skull and Bones and end it right her... hey wait a minute whats D-Von doing?
*D-Vons standing on the apron and he pushes Shelly off the turnbuckle to the outside. Bubba works out of the neckbreaker and low blows Sabin, the ref rings the bell, the crowd booing. D-Von gets in the ring, Bubba picks up Sabin and irish whips Sabin. When Sabin gets closer Bubba and D-Von hit the 3D, the crowd booing. Bubba and D-Von look out at Shelly and smirks and the Dudleys leave the ring, D-Von on the floor, Bubba on the apron. D-Von picks up Shelly and hits Shelly with a reverse ddt, Shelly grabs his head. D-Von clears off the announce table.*
Havoc: What the hell are they doing?
Crew: Hell if I know
*They move ,D-Von picks up Shelly in a back drop position and gives Shelly to Bubba in a powerbomb position. Bubba jumps and powerbombs Shelly through the table, the crowd oohs and boos. The Dudleys pose, the boos growing louder.*
Havoc: Talk about making an impact.
Crew: Alex Shelly may have a hurt back,bruised ribs...
Havoc: Haven't seen them in three weeks, didn't miss them then, wont miss them now
Crew: What a caring human being.
*It cuts to the Duchess and Tommy Preston, going up a flight of stairs,*
Duchess: Welcome to Sheffield, we are heading to the home of our partner, Alpha. A champion boxer and kick-boxer. But first a little backstory.
*They stop and lean against the wall.*
Duchess: In first grade Mr. Prestons father, a wealthy banker, and mother decided to send Tommy to a public school in a working class area, teach the boy some responsibilities. As expected he was treated cold by his peers. Sad really. Except for one, one who was willing to risk reputation and friendships to make a new kid feel welcome. And as they grew, Alpha became something of a bodyguard to Tommy. Teaching Tommy to fend for himself along the way.
Preston: Taught me almost everything I know
Duchess: Yes, Alpha is not one for much finesse . But you'll see that for yourself soon enough. Anyway while on vacation, I took in a wrestling show in some crap hole in Amsterdam. Tommy and Alpha were wrestling and I noticed that they were one element away from abandoning holes in the walls and fairgrounds for the big arenas. A guiding light, and I decided that I could be that guiding light, and I was right. I've lead them through almost every credible tag team in Europe and they've grown bored, so I've decided to bring them to America.
*A door slams against a wall. Alpha walks out dressed in a black shirt and blue jeans. He has black hair and a goatee.*
Duchess: We've been watching GSW, and noticed that their tag team division is severely lacking, and we're coming to spice it up. MCMG , La Resistance, we cant wait until we arrive and bring you to your absolute limits and then crush you. Chow darlings.
*Tommy and Duchess smirk and it cuts to commercial. When it comes back Kaitlyn Canario is in the ring*
Canario: Ladies and gentlemen, for unknown reasons Stone Cold Steve Austin has left the arena, therefor Cesaro wins by forfeit. GSW sincerely apologizes for the actions of Mr.Austin
*The crowd boos. The boos get louder when Vaders music hits.*
Canario: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is the third match in the best of five to determine the first GSW champion. Introducing first from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 450lbs, Vader.
*Vader poses and growls and snarls at the crowd. They're booing loud. Vader enters the ring and does his V hand sign. Kurt Angles music hits. The boos turn to cheers.*
Canario: And his opponent from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania , weighing 240bs , Kurt Angle
*Kurts eyepatch is off, his eye still a little blackened. Kurt runs down and into the ring, the bell rings and Kurt and Vader immediately start trading fists.*
Crew: Starting early here folks.
*Vader and Kurt lock up and Vader backs Kurt into a corner. They break and Vader starts hitting Kurt with stiff body punches. After a few punches, Kurt kicks Vader in the gut, and moves and puts Vader in the corner. Angle starts punching Vader. Kurt backs up a little, grabbing Vaders arm and pulls Vader closer to him. Kurt locks Vaders waist, but Vader counters and hip tosses Kurt. Vader mounts and starts punching Kurt. Vader stands after a few punches and picks Kurt up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex and covers Kurt for a one count. Vader picks Kurt up and irish whips Angle. Vader picks Angle up for a gorilla press slam. Angle squirms way behind Vader and kicks Vaders knee. Angle clubs Vaders back a couple of times until Vader stands. Vader hits a stiff open hand slap on Angle. Vader grabs Kurts arm and hits a short arm clothesline.*
Crew: Both men unable to fully control the momentum so far.
Havoc: It only just started calm down
*Angle rolls to his side and grabs the ropes, standing up. Vader runs towards Angle. Angle moves and pulls the ropes. Vader spills outside and lands on his feet. Vader grabs Angles feet and pulls him out and hits Angle with a haymaker. The ref tries to get them back into the ring. Angle stumbles and rests on the apron. Vader grabs Angle and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Angle goes over the railing. The crowd oohs at the thud Angle makes. The ref up to five, Vader gets in the ring and rests.*
Havoc: Vaders got this in the bag. One more match and Vader will be our champion.
*At the six count, HHH comes down to the ring, the crowd cheers a little confused*
Havoc: Oh what the hell is he doing here? This isn't his match.
Crew: No, but Vader was the one that tossed HHH out of the battle royal
*HHH looks at Vader and smirks. HHH slings Angle over his shoulder and rolls Angle back into the ring. The crowd cheers. Vader yells at HHH and Angle slowly gets up and runs up behind Vader and clubs Vader in the back knocking Vader into the corner. Angle stands on the top rope and hits 10 punches on Vader. Angle hops off after ten and waits for Vader to walk forward a little, when Vader does, Angle runs towards Vader and clotheslines Vader. Vader slumps into the corner. Kurt stomps Vader a few times. Kurt drags Vader out of the corner and climbs to the top rope. Kurt tries for a moonsault, but Vader rolls out of the way. Kurt lands and rolls around holding his ribs. Vader stands and runs towards Kurt and hits a running body splash for a two count. The crowd cheers, Vader argues with the ref. Kurt rolls onto the apron. Vader pulls Kurt up and suplexs Kurt back into the ring. Vader covers Kurt for a two count. Vader stands and hits the ropes. HHH pulls Kurt out as Vader gets closer. Vader yells at HHH*
Havoc: Will somebody throw him out of here, hes nothing but a nuiesence and just proves Angle caught lightning in a bottle when he beat Vader.
*Vader gets out of the ring, the ref starts counting. Vader and HHH stand face to face. Vader hits HHH in the gut with a stiff body shot. Vader holds HHH against the turnbuckle post and hits an flurry of elbows.*
Ref: Five, six...
*Vader backs up and runs towards HHH. HHH moves and Vader runs into the post. The crowd cheers. Vader turns around dazed and gets hit by clothesline from Kurt. Both men down. The ref up to eight, Kurt manages to crawl back in. Vader starts to stir.*
Ref: Nine, ten... *he calls for the bell*
Canraio: Your winner by count out, Kurt Angle
*The crowd cheers, Vader on his knees on the outside resting on the apron. HHH goes into the ring to congratulate Kurt. *
Crew: Well done by Kurt
Havoc: You mean HHH! Kurt would've been goners if it wasn't for HHH
*Vader gets up and snarls at the camera and he slides into the ring and runs takes out both Kurt and HHH with a body block*
Havoc: Good, they both deserve this, thats what cheaters get
*HHH is the first to stand, Vader hits HHH with a stiff punch in the jaw. Vader picks Kurt up and grabs Kurt by the throat, picks Kurt up and drives him down with a chokeslam.*
Crew: Well Vader is just unleashing on these two, will somebody come down to help
Havoc: No they deserve this!
*HHH stands up ,using the ropes. Vader walks closer and HHH punches Vader. Vader stumbles backwards and falls to one knee. HHH runs and hits and short knee lift on Vader. Vader falls backwards and rolls out of the ring and HHH follows. HHH stomps on Vader and pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring.*
Crew: Good lord, HHH taking things a little too far.
*Vader leans against the guardrail and when HHH turns and lifts the sledgehammer, Vader hits HHH with a stiff haymaker. HHH drops the sledgehammer and stumbles a little, Vader sets HHH up for a powerbomb. Vader picks HHH up and powerbombs HHH onto the handle of the sledgehammer. The crowd booing loud. Vader yells and holds up the V hand sign. The camera cuts to the parking lot.The camera man walks over to a black car. Stone Colds skull logo is painted on the hood, Undertakers cross logo painted on the skulls forehead. The screen fades to black and the show ends.*
