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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2015 8:11:22 GMT -5
I had like a 6 week sex-filled fling with my flatmate while she was in a long-term relationship....twice....in two separate relationships...
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Post by SE4NY on Jan 17, 2015 18:04:57 GMT -5
I'll throw back a Hail Mary and confess something to keep this going. This takes place at primary school nearly 20 years ago when I was about 10 years old. Thats around the age that I started drawing. I was a junkie and the pencil was my heroine. I'd draw pretty much anything. Whether it be something outside, something I saw on TV or even what was right in front of me. One day this no hoper gets a pen and draws a thick red line right through my drawing, completely ruining it. This er was bigger and taller than me. I stood no chance so I Emily Thorned it and planned my revenge. This particular person was gonna go nowhere in life, thick as two planks. His highest hope would be to work in McDonalds or the graveyard shift at a service station. He had a habit or writing things in txt speak, abbreviating words, using numbers for words etc. So after school I snuck back into class, got a bit of chalk and wrote on the chalkboard in big plain letters 'Dis skool can get ed. Crips muthaa'. No one else in class talked like that except him so obviously he got the blame and a week long suspension. To this day no one knew it was me who set him up. Here we go again. This actually happened May last year, a day before flying over to Las Vegas. Me and my fiancee Sophie dropped our little girl, Ashlynn off at the in-laws place. We brought some of Ashlynn's toys since she'd be staying there for a week. It was only Sophie's mother who was home at the time and about an hour or so after we arrived, she realised she had to quickly head back into the city. She took Ashlynn with her and since Homeland was on TV, me and Sophie both decided to stay back until the episode had finished. After the mother in law and Ashlynn left, I said to Sophie something along the lines of "you know, its just us here" which lead to naughty good times. While in the throes of passion, she kicked the glass coffee table out of the way. However the suction cups that hold the glass top down had zero suction, so the glass top went flying across the room and fell into a million pieces on the hard wooden floor. Since we couldn't use the legit reason for the glass breaking, we came up with an excuse. First things first though, we played rock, paper, scissors to see who would get the blame in our plan. I lost. Once we swept up all the glass, I told the mother in law that I had tripped over one of the toys that Ashlynn left on the floor and my knee hit the glass top which made it slide off and break. She believed me which was good. I offered to buy a new coffee table but she said not to worry about it. Double win. That honestly might just be the best thing i've ever ing read.
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Post by Ben on Jan 19, 2015 22:21:24 GMT -5
I've definitely pretended to be interested in a girl that was clearly really into me, I faked this until we made out and I got bored. Then ignored her entirely, and denied that it ever happened.
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Post by Tyler Black on Jan 19, 2015 23:52:16 GMT -5
Used to date a twin (they were both named rosa for some stupid reason but ones middle name was Gladis) I was dating Gladis but used to talk to her other twin before I started dating her. Rosa(the twin I'm not dating) tried pulling the ol' switch a roo on me one day thinking I couldn't tell the difference between them(Gladis talked different) so I went along with it and we ended up fooling around. To this day I'm pretty sure the twin I was dating has no clue I messed around with her sister while dating her.
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Post by PenguinDeluxe on Jan 20, 2015 2:44:52 GMT -5
I am currently in the middle of a massive panic attack and freaking out about pretty much everything
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2015 12:10:33 GMT -5
I crossed the road when it said "Don't Walk" several times. It's like an addiction.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 22:56:14 GMT -5
I crossed the road when it said "Don't Walk" several times. It's like an addiction. I cross the street when I don't even have the walk symbol. That's right
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Post by JC Motors on Jan 22, 2015 11:54:44 GMT -5
I read the Twilight books
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 12:04:54 GMT -5
I read the Twilight books You poor man.
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Post by JC Motors on Jan 22, 2015 12:18:35 GMT -5
I read the Twilight books You poor man. I enjoyed them
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Jan 22, 2015 12:43:02 GMT -5
I did the nasty with my step sister at a very young age.....i've never told anyone that.
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Post by Brad on Jan 22, 2015 20:36:36 GMT -5
I did the nasty with my step sister at a very young age.....i've never told anyone that. Well then
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 20:51:50 GMT -5
This thread only furthers the notion that wrestling fans are awful awful people...........
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Post by Jonathan Karate on Jan 22, 2015 21:29:39 GMT -5
This thread only furthers the notion that wrestling fans are awful awful people........... Bullshit. Everyone has done something they shouldn't have done.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 21:47:34 GMT -5
I read the Twilight books I did too. And watched most the movies. And got layed quite a bit for it. Well the movies. The books I read independently.
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Post by JC Motors on Jan 22, 2015 21:51:46 GMT -5
I read the Twilight books I did too. And watched most the movies. And got layed quite a bit for it. Well the movies. The books I read independently. The books weren't that bad
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2015 21:57:38 GMT -5
I did too. And watched most the movies. And got layed quite a bit for it. Well the movies. The books I read independently. The books weren't that bad I read them while I worked third shift at a BP station. Not many customers so I read most nights. A friend gave me her copies and I read them for the hell of it. I've read much worse.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 3:32:17 GMT -5
I did the nasty with my step sister at a very young age.....i've never told anyone that.
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Post by ¡Twist Of Lime Green Jello! on Jan 23, 2015 3:33:51 GMT -5
This thread only furthers the notion that wrestling fans are awful awful people........... Or not boring.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2015 4:42:30 GMT -5
I killed a woman back in '87...
But seriously , I started a fire in the forest near my house. I put it out, but hauled ass away from the area so I wouldn't be blamed for it..
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