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Post by ant316 on Dec 30, 2005 11:03:47 GMT -5
Pyro blares as the fans go crazy.
Vince McMahon: Hello everyone and welcome to WWAF’s long awaited pay per view, The Royal Rumble! I am Vince McMahon along side my broadcast partners "Fake" Gorilla Monsoon, and Bobby “The Brain” Hennan.
Bobby: It sure is Vince. It will be crazy!
Vince: It sure is tonight seems like a very exciting night filled with excitement!
Gorilla: Absolutely right, McMahon, but I am a little bit worried about calling this Ultimate X match between RVD, and Christopher Daniels.
Bobby: Never fear, Bobby is here. I made a phone call to a man who knows a lot about the high flying lifestyle and he will be here tonight.
(Dudley Boy music plays)
Vince: Well here comes the newly signed Dudley Boys, and guys tonight the Dudleys are looking to become the tag team champions for the 19th time.
Bobby: Certainly a goal that can be accomplished here tonight!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWAF tag team championships. Introducing first, making there WWAF debut, from Dudley Ville, at a combined weight of 516lbs, Bubba Ray, and D-Von, The Dudley Boys!
Gorilla: Dudleys were involved in TNA wrestling for a while…
(APA music plays)
Vince: Here come the tag champions…
Hennan: The crude, rude, beer drinking, card playing APA is here.
Announcer: And their opponents at a combined weight of 560 lbs, they are the WWAF tag team champions, Farqquo, and Bradshaw, The APA!
Gorilla: I got to tell ya the APA has been in the business along time, they don’t fear anyone or anything.
Hennan: Well that’s because there drunk all the time… they can’t fear anyone because they have no idea what they hell is going on half the time.
Vince: The APA does enjoy drinking.
(Bell rings)
Vince: Well the bell has rung and it looks like Farqquo and D-Von will start it off for us.
Gorilla: Farqquo doing a little bit of trash talking to D-Von…
Hennan: And D-Von is also trash talking Farqquo, and there is a huge spine buster by Farqquo, and D-von goes down hard.
Vince: And now Farqquo is connecting with some right hand punches to the face of D-Von Dudley.
Gorilla: Now Farqquo picks up D-Von and is brining him to the APA corner…
Hennan: Bradshaw is holding D-Von in place, and there is some brutal, and I mean brutal chops to the chest by Farqquo.
Vince: His chest is as red as a tomato. Farqquo now Irish whips D-Von into the ropes and Farqquo has locked in a sleeper hold.
Gorilla: Till this day, the sleeper is one of the most dangerous moves in wrestling.
Hennan: Indeed it is… wait a minute now D-Von is pushing Farqquo towards the Dudleys corner.
Vince: He’s in trouble now as D-Von begins to lay some rights and lefts to the face of the bar room brawler. D-Von tags in Bubba and now the Dudleys doing a little double team and there is a double suplex by the Dudley’s.
Gorilla: D-Von exiting the ring, and is standing in his corner, while Bubba Irish Whips Farqquo into the ropes and there’s a beautiful back drop by Bubba! Bubba now scoops up Farqquo and Bubba connects with a scoop slam, and UH OH…
Hennan: D-Von climbing the tope rope and he connects with the WAZ UP Head butt.
Vince: Bubba with the cover, but before the ref could even count Bradshaw brakes up the cover, and the ref is ordering Bradshaw to return to his corner.
Hennan: Bubba is now picking up Farqquo and Bubba is going for a DDT, but Farqquo finds strength and counters the DDT into a spine buster. Farqquo quickly gets up and tags in Bradshaw.
Gorilla: Bradshaw is in the ring as well as Bubba. Bubba turns around, and is greeted by a close line to hell courtesy of Bradshaw.
Hennan: Man that had to hurt…
Vince: Bradshaw is now going for a power bomb and he connects with one. Bradshaw heading over to his corner, and he tags in Farqquo.
Gorilla: Farqquo picks up Bubba, and it looks like Farqquo is going for a suplex, and he is and he connects with one. Farqquo goes towards the Dudleys corner and knocks D-Von off the apron. Wait a minute…
Bobby: What? D-Von is down on the outside…
Vince: Look at the crowd! Look who is running threw the crowd! Its Justin Credible, Dawn Marie, and Lance Storm!
Gorilla: Dawn is on the apron, and my goodness, Dawn has forced the ref’s head into her cleavage!
Vince: Storm and Credible have Singapore canes! OH MY GOODNESS! They just clocked the APA! Credible puts Bubba on top of Farqquo, Dawn steps off the apron...
Bobby: The ref sees the cover by Bubba, and here’s the count by the ref…
Ref: 1-2-3!
(Bell rings)
Vince: We have new tag champs…
Announcer: Ladies and gentle…
Gorilla: Credible just grabbed the mic away from our announcer!
Credible: Bubba, D-von, fans of the WWAF what you just witnessed was the Impact Players making another impact, by showing the APA that they aint the best tag team in WWAF. Wait a second. Bubba, D-Von we didn’t congratulate you guys on your win! Here’s your present…
Bobby: MY GOD! Lance Storm just super kicked Bubba, and Credible hits D-Von with the cane!
Credible: In case you dip ****s didn’t realize it. The Impact Players are back. And we just made a huge Impact!
Vince: Indeed they have.
(The Impact players do the infamous pose in the ring and then we cut to M$M office)
M$M: HAHHAHAHAHAHA! Did you see that Albert?
Albert: Yes.
M$M: And you know who we have to thank for signing the Impact Players don’t you?
Stephanie: Might that be me?
M$M: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Stephanie darling you have all of my trust. I know you will make great decisions in the future. Think about it. With are power, we will be the best there is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Scene goes back to the arena and the Nations music plays)
Crowd: Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: And here comes the Nation of Domination!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for a six man tag match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 929lbs, D’Lo Brown, The God Father, and “The world most strongest man” Mark Henry, The Nation of Domination!
Crowd: Boo!!!!!!!!
Bobby: Crowd giving it to the Nation.
(William Regal music plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorilla: Here comes Team Regal.
Announcer: And there opponents, at a combined weight 691lbs, Eugene, Yoshiro Tajari, and William Regal!
Vince: And all six men are going at it at the same time! The ref is trying to restrain order. He is calling the other refs from the back! And here they come.
Bobby: May goodness. The refs have finally restrained order. Henry and God father are stepping out onto there corner, while Eugene and Yoshiro Tajari are stepping out on to there corner so it looks like D’Lo and Regal will start it off.
Gorilla: D’Lo and Regal with a collar-and elbow tie up, and now Regal has locked in a headlock.
Vince: Regal now sends D’Lo off the ropes and Regal connects with a side arm drag. Regal picks up Brown and Regal hits a brutal neck breaker. Regal goes over to his corner and tags in Yoshiro Tajari. Tajari enters the ring and begins to hit some brutal looking kicks to the ribs of Brown.
Bobby: Brutal doesn’t even describe it Vinnie.
Vince: Look at this now, Tajari with a enzuigiri to D’Lo Brown! Tajari picks up D’Lo and sends him into the ropes, and D’Lo finally gets some offensive going as he connects with a spinning heel kick!
Gorilla: Yeah, and D’Lo just tagged in Mark Henry…
Bobby: Boy that guy in huge.
Vince: Indeed he is… Henry makes his way towards Yoshiro Tajari but out of no where Tajari comes up with a missile drop kick! Tajari quickly gets up and he is now really being aggressive on Henry as Tajari is hitting rights and lefts to the face of Henry. Henry looks very dazed, and now Tajari goes off the ropes and Tajari hits a Handspring Back Elbow Smash! Tajari goes over to his corner and tags in Eugene.
Gorilla: Also, Henry just tagged in God Father.
Bobby: It seems like Henry is a little scared to go back into the ring…
Vince: That’s odd… look at this, God Father just hit a huge close line to Eugene. God Father goes off the ropes, looks like he is going for the pimp drop but he missed it! Eugene pops up, God father turns around, and Eugene hits a Rock Bottom! Eugene has a cover on Godfather, but here comes D’Lo Brown, but Regal spears D’Lo onto the canvas, Tajari comes into the ring and close lines Henry over the top, and Tajari goes over with him! The ring is cleared and the ref can finally count…
Ref: 1-2-3!
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Eugene music plays)
Announcer: Here is your winner, Yoshiro Tajari, William Regal, and Eugene!
Gorilla: Look at this celebration by Team Regal as they pick up the W!
Bobby: And you bet Team Work played a big role in Team Regals victory!
(The camera shoots to Randy Orton’s locker room where he, Edge, and Batista are talking)
Batista: Why did you call us in here, Randy?
Edge: Yeah?
Randy: Look I don’t know about you guys but I am really tired of Triple H. I mean he has already been in two important matches, and we’ve been in no matches, except for tonight when we all debut in the rumble match.
Edge: Yeah, I’ m also tired of Flair kissing Triple H ass everyday.
Batista: Yeah. I’m tired of being his little bitch!
(Randy makes a face like he has an idea, and he whispers it to Evolution. The scene then shoots to the WWAF arena, and RVD music plays)
Gorilla: What the heck did he whisper to Evolution?
Bobby: Well I don’t know, but what I do know is that RVD is making his to the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for an Ultimate X match, and it is for the Ultimate Xtreme championship. Introducing first from battle Creek, Michigan, being accompanied to the ring by Bill Alfonzo, weighing in tonight at 237lbs, Rob Van Damn!
Gorilla: Oh my goodness it’s Bill Alfonzo!
Vince: That’s who RVD was talking to on the phone last week on Collision!
Bobby: Well if you think seeing him is exciting, wait until you see the man who will be calling the match with us in just a few moments.
(The Fallen Angel music plays)
Vince: And here comes the champ!
Announcer: And his opponent. From parts unknown, weighing in tonight at 232lbs, he is the Ultimate Xtreme champion, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels!
Bobby: Yeah the champ has arrived. If you gentlemen would excuse me, I must address this crowd.
Gorilla: Don’t hurt your self Weasel.
Bobby: Ladies and germs you are about to witness history. No. I’m not talking about RVD and Chris Daniels Ultimate X match. What you are witnessing is that I need help with commentary! Can ya believe it? Me, the greatest commentator of all time needs help. So I called someone to help me and my colleagues call this match. So with out further a do please welcome, “The phenomenal one” AJ Styles!
(AJ Styles music plays and the fans go wild)
Vince: Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Gorilla: WOW! AJ Styles is here!
Bobby: I said I would come through tonight…
AJ: How’s it going gentlemen?
Bobby: Oh our night has been real super, but right now it just simply phenomenal.
(Bell rings)
AJ: You better believe it guys. Well gentlemen the bell has rung and in the words of JR “were underway.” RVD and the man I know very well “The fallen angel” Christopher Daniels have tied up, and Daniels quickly gets it going with a side arm drag.
Gorilla: AJ, can you please explain what the main objective of the Ultimate X match is?
AJ: It’s real simple Gorilla. Ya see those…
Vince: Excuse me for just a second AJ, because Daniels just connected with a vertical suplex!
AJ: It’s all good Vinne. Anyways, there are 14 foot high scaffold poles in each corner of the ring attached to the posts. Steel cables criss cross the ring at the top of the posts to form an X. The Ultimate Xtreme title belt is hung from the middle of the X shaped cables. The winner is the man who can bring the belt down. There are no ladders involved. It’s that simple Gorilla.
Gorilla: Ah I see…
AJ: Look at this now, Daniels just sent RVD off the ropes and Daniels just hit a spinning heel kick right in the face of RVD. Daniels just picked RVD and he begins to hit some brutal martial art kicks to the abdomen of RVD!
Vince: Maybe you should be a professional commentator, AJ?
AJ: Vinne, do I look like a commentator? I’m a wrestler… a phenomenal one at that.
Bobby: Right you are, AJ?
AJ: Damn straight! Wait a second, Daniels hits an enzuigiri, and let me tell ya something, Daniels is in complete control!
Vince: Daniels now rests RVD on the turnbuckle and he begins to hit some brutal chops. Now he lifts RVD on to the top rope and Daniels just hit a huge superplex, and Daniels is certainly not messing around tonight!
AJ: No he aint.
Gorilla: It looks like Daniels is beginning to climb that scaffold…
AJ: Ha look at that. Fonzie just nailed Daniels with a chair. No DQ is this match folks. But the ref is ordering Bill to return to the outside…
Bobby: Daniels is moaning pain as he comes back into the ring and now he is greeted with a spinning heel kick by RVD…
AJ: RVD picks up Daniels, sends him off the ropes and RVD connects with an amazing looking hurricanrunna…
Vince: Now Van Damn goes off the ropes and he hits a huge rolling thunder, quickly gets on his feet and he hits with a standing moonsault!
AJ: That looked alright. I could do better… ya know Bill Alfonzo is really annoying me with that damn whistle. Anyways, RVD just picked up Daniels and he throws him over the top rope. Bill Alfonzo just tossed into the ring a steel chair, and now RVD is going to the top rope with the chair... OH MY GOD! An Atomic Arabian Face buster with the chair!
Bobby: Shades of Sabu there…
AJ: You are correct… RVD is getting up with the help of Fonzie. RVD slides Chris Daniels back into the ring, but look at this, RVD is stepping out of the ring again and he’s looking underneath the ring. Oh my, he has a table…
Gorilla: He slide the table into the ring and RVD is setting up the table in the middle of the ring…
AJ: He places Daniels on top of the table, RVD goes to the top rope and it looks like RVD is going for the five star frog splash.
Vince: OH MY GOODNESS HE MISSED!
Bobby: Daniels moved out of the way.
AJ: Daniels sees the chair in the ring, he throws it out of the ring and it hit Bill Alfonzo right in the face! Daniels is setting up RVD for the Angles Eyes and he connects with it.
Gorilla: Daniels quickly gets up and he is climbing the scaffold. He is now hanging from the steel cables wait a sec he is pulling himself up on the steel cable! He’s on the top and JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! The best moonsault ever from the top of the steel cables!
Vince: And he just got right back up! That’s pure adrenaline that made Daniels get up quickly. He is scaling the scaffold, he is hanging from the ropes, he itches to the Ultimate Xtreme championship, and he’s got it! Daniels wins as he comes down with the championship!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, and still WWAF Ultimate Xtreme champion, “The fallen angel” Christopher Daniels!
AJ: Guys it’s been phenomenal but before I go I want to address something to the champ!
Vince: What is he talking about?
AJ: Daniels! Great match buddy. I appalled you (Styles claps). Oh by the way, Daniels I am an official member of the WWAF family. That’s right I signed a contract. So guess what, in my contract it says that I automatically get an Ultimate Xtreme title shot. That’s right, tomorrow night, me, you for your title. See ya there.
(Daniels looks shocked in the middle of the ring and then the camera focuses on the commentators)
Vince: What a night it has been so far and there is still more to come, and coming up next Taz will face off against none other that this “mystery person” and that match is a no holds bared match, but folks I am being told that our cameras are backstage with Johanthan Cena and Eric Bishoff. Let’s take a look.
Eric: Later on it’s your time to shine. You have to beat shamrock. You must win the Intercontentail championship…
Johanthan Cena: I recognize what you are saying. I will beat the hell out of him. My move set is far superior to his.
Eric: After the Hardcore Match, your match is up. I’ll be out there with you so don’t worry…
JC: No problem Eric.
(Camera shot back to the arena and Taz music plays)
Vince: Well here comes the hardcore champion, Taz!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for a no hold bared match and it is for the WWAF hardcore championship. Introducing first, from the red hook section of Brooklyn, weighing in tonight at 249lbs, he is the hardcore champion, Taz!
Gorilla: Taz has a mic in his hand so I expect him to be vocal.
Taz: Well, well the time has come. Well mystery fag, come on out.
Bobby: Can he say that?
(The lights turn off for a few second and then Enter Sandman plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: It can’t be… it is! Look in the crowd, he’s in the crowd.
Gorilla: He’s got a cigarette in his mouth and a beer in his hand.
Announcer: And his opponent. From Philadelphia, weighing in tonight at 240lbs, this is the Sandman!
(Sandman is in the crowd and he bangs the beer can across his forehead and flicks his cig to the camera. After about a minute or so, he goes into the ring)
Bobby: Well that was a long entrance…
Vince: Sandman and Taz are staring each other down. Sandman has begun some trash talking to Taz…
Gorilla: Business is about to pick up…
Vince: Here we go as Taz and Sandman tie up and Taz quickly gets behind Sandman and Taz connects with a German suplex! Taz picks up Sandman and quickly throws Sandman over the top rope.
Bobby: Taz hits a vertical suplex to the floor and Sandman’s head hits the floor hard…
Gorilla: Taz looks underneath the apron and Taz has found a chair…
Vince: And Taz is being quickly aggressive as he swings the chair over the cranium of Sandman. Taz picks up Sandman and bangs his head on the barricade…
Bobby: Man that looked brutal…
Gorilla: Indeed it did, Weasel…
Vince: Taz takes Sandman and bangs his skull on the steel ring post and Sandman is taking a beating.
Bobby: Taz said that he would destroy this mystery person, and boy has he so far…
Vince: Taz is now making his way onto the stage with Sandman and Taz is setting up for a side Russian leg sweep, and he connects with it! Taz quickly gets up and Taz and Sandman are making there way towards us, as we are by the stage…
Gorilla: Oh boy, move out the way guys…
Vince: Ah boy Taz is putting Sandman on top of our announcer table. Taz looks like he is going for the pile driver, and OH MY GOODNESS! Sandman turned the pile driver into a back drop and Taz went right through the table.
Bobby: This is crazy….
Vince: Our announcing table is in ruins here. Sandman makes his way over to Taz and Sandman picks up his opponent up and brings him towards the edge of the stage. Sandman kicks taz in the mid-section and Sandman is going for a power bomb off the stage! And OH MY GOODNESS, Sandman just power bombed Taz off the stage and Taz landed on a table filled with equipment. Sandman goes down our little stairs and he has made his way to taz and Sandman surprisingly hasn’t got a cover on Taz…
Gorilla: That could be a mistake…
Bobby: You’re right. Gorilla.
Vince: Sandman makes his way back into the ring with Taz and Sandman slides Taz back into the ring. And now Sandman is looking underneath the ring and oh my…
Gorilla: He has found the Singapore cane…
Vince: Sandman has the Singapore cane, and wait a minute! Taz just hit a baseball slide, and Sandman goes down.
Gorilla: Ya see big mistake on Sandman’s part not to have covered Taz, and while Sandman was finding the Cane, Taz had time to recuperate.
Vince: Sandman gets into the ring, and is greeted by Taz with an overhead Belly-to-Belly suplex. And now Taz is signaling for the Tazmission. Sandman gets up and Taz has locked in the Tazmission!
Bobby: He tapped!
Gorilla: Taz has triumphed!
(Bell rings and Taz music plays)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner, and still WWAF Hardcore champion, Taz!
Vince: Taz has a mic…
Taz: The hardcore icon huh? Look what I did! I destroyed you Sandman. Nice try you mother f***er.
Vince: Taz was almost completely in control the whole match…
Gorilla: That was one hell of a match…
Vince: Indeed… folks I am being told that our cameras are backstage with Hurricane and Rosey, this should be interesting…
(Cameras shoot to Hurricane and Rosey’s locker room)
Hurricane: Superhero Rosey…
Rosey: Yes Hurricane…
Hurricane: I’ve come to a decision. One that you may not like. I want to quit my services as a superhero…
Rosey: What are you talking about?
Hurricane: I feel like my time is up as being a protector of the WWAF. So that’s why in this bag, is a present for you. Inside this bag, is your new superhero costume. You’re the new superhero of the WWAF. I want to say thank you for our many years together old friend…
Rosey: A great era is gone. I respect your decision and I am proud to be the new superhero of the WWAF! By the way, good luck in the rumble, and in your non-superhero career.
Hurricane: Good luck in the rumble too.
(Scene shoots to the WWAF arena and Johanthan Cena’s music plays)
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Post by ant316 on Dec 30, 2005 11:04:45 GMT -5
Bobby: Well that is certainly sad about Rosey and Hurricane…
Gorilla: At least they left on good terms… anyways here comes Johanthan Cena.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWAF Intercontentail championship. Introducing first, from West Newbury, Mass. Weighing in tonight at 240 lbs, being accompanied to the ring by Eric Bishoff, Johanthan Cena!
Vince: I talked to Cena before the show and he said he was a new person who turned over a new leaf.
Bobby: Well duh Vince. I mean he is in new attire, new song, and a new manger in Eric Bishoff.
(Ken Shamrock music plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorilla: Listen to the ovation for Ken Shamrock…
Announcer: And his opponent. From Sacramento, California. Weighing in tonight 235 lbs, he is the intercontentail champion, “The worlds most dangerous man” Ken Shamrock.
(Ken Shamrock goes up to the ring post and bags his hands against his head)
Bobby: Why does man feel the need to punch himself in the head?
Vince: I know Shamrock very well, and he is a very psychotic person.
(Bell rings)
Gorilla: Well gentlemen the bell has rung and Cena and Shamrock waste no time here as they tie up, Shamrock quickly hits an arm drag and Cena goes down.
Vince: But Cena gets up, tires to hit a close line, Shamrock ducks and now the champ has locked in the sleeper hold. Cena fighting out of it though with blows to the ribs. Shamrock has released the hold, and Cena kicks Shamrock into the mid-section and Cena hits a DDT to Shamrock. Shamrock quickly gets up, but to only be greeted by a close line courtesy of Johanthan Cena!
Bobby: Cena’s got big forearms…
Gorilla: Thanks for that comment Weasel.
Vince: Cena picks up Shamrock and Cena connects with a standing suplex. Cena once again picks up Shamrock and whips him into the ropes, and Cena connects with a flying forearm. Cena goes off the ropes and he hits a chop to the neck.
Bobby: And now Cena goes over to talk things over with Bishoff…
Vince: Cena nods at something, and now Cena is climbing the top rope, Shamrock is still down. Cena is now on the top rope, and OH MY GOODNESS. He missed the flying elbow! Shamrock moved out of the way! Shamrock gets up and is setting Cena up for a fisherman suplex… and he connects with it. The ref is now counting…
Ref: 1-2…
Gorilla: He kicked out!
Vince. Shamrock now goes off the ropes and he hits a huge leg drop! Shamrock has gotten Cena on his feet and Shamrock has locked in a head lock. But Cena is trying to fight out of it, but Shamrock turns the move from a head lock to a side- Russian sweep! Shamrock now gets up and gets in front of Cena and now it looks like the Shamrock is going for the sling shot, wait no, Cena is wiggling out of it, and now he kicks Shamrock with a lot of force and Shamrock falls through the second rope!
Bobby: He going back to the tope rope…
Gorilla: HOLY COW!
Vince: Cena with a flying cross body to Shamrock to the outside of the of the ring. Both men are down and the ref has begun to count, because both men are in the outside of the ring and there are count outs in this match.
Bobby: The ref is also keeping an eye on Bishoff…
Vince: The ref has counted to five, and now Cena has show movement. He is slowly getting up… and now he is fully up. He shakes things off, and now he slide Shamrock back into the ring. Cena now uses the ropes to get himself up, and he now is picking up Shamrock and he is setting him up for the modified Death Valley drive, wait just minute though. Shamrock gets out of it, Shamrock gets behind Cena, and Shamrock hits an atomic drop!
Gorilla: Apparently old school moves still on…
Vince: Shamrock gets behind Cena once again and Shamrock hits a Huge German suplex! Shamrock quickly gets up and runs towards Cena, picks him and Shamrock hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Eric Bishoff is on the apron, well not for long as Shamrock knocks him off the apron! Shamrock now refocuses on Cena and now Shamrock picks up Cena and he has him pressed over his head! And now Cena crashes face down onto the mat! Now Shamrock grabs the right ankle of Cena and he has it locked in…
Bobby: HE TAPPED!
Vince: Cena tapped and Shamrock is the winner!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and still intercontentail champion, Ken Shamrock!
Gorilla: Shamrock still has the ankle lock locked in and now all the officials from the back are in the ring trying to break it up!
Vince: They finally have and Shamrock is trashing talking an injured Cena!
Bobby: Vinnie you were right about this guy being a Lonny!
Vince: Folks up next is part one of our double main even, the fatal four way match for the WWAF Heavyweight championship but I am being told that right now are cameras are backstage with RVD and Bill Alfonzo.
(Cameras shoot back to RVD’s locker room)
Bill: Daddy, don’t worry about it!
RVD: Damn it Fonzie! I mean, me the whole f***in show lost to that piece of s*** Daniels.
Bill: Look here Daddy. I went to the main man Million Dollar man and demand you get a match…
RVD: Against Daniels?
Billy: No daddy. Its all AJ Styles and Daniels next week.
RVD: F**k!
Bill: Calm down dude. I got you a title shot for the title you held for 23 months in ECW. That’s right. You and that punk Benjamin for the TV title tomorrow night.
RVD: TV title huh? Sounds good Fonzie. I’ll do my best wrestling…
(Cameras shoots back to the WWAF arena and Shawn Michael’s music plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince: And here he comes!
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for a fatal four way match for the WWAF World Heavyweight championship, introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by the “Ninth wonder of the world” Chyna, and the “insurance policy” Shane McMahon, From San Antonio, Texas weighing in tonight at 225lbs, he is the “Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels!
Bobby: I guess the rest of DX are preparing for the rumble match in the back.
Gorilla: You’re probably right, Weasel…
(Goldberg music plays)
Vince: Here comes the man who breaths fire, Goldberg!
Announcer: And his opponent from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in tonight at 285lbs, Goldberg!
Bobby: I watched Goldberg become a star at WCW, and if anyone can win the title tonight, Goldberg can.
(Kane music plays)
Gorilla: That pyro scared the living hell out of me…
Announcer: And there opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in tonight at 326lbs, “The big red machine” Kane!
Vince: Kane defeated his brother on WWAF episode 3, and let me tell you that Kane is walking out here with a purpose. That purpose is winning the belt tonight.
(Stone Cold music plays)
Gorilla: Here comes the Texas rattle snake!
Announcer: And there opponent, from Victoria, Texas, weighing in tonight at 255lbs, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Crowd: Austin! Austin! Austin!
Bobby: Fans behind Austin as he makes his way to the ring.
(Bell rings)
Vince: The bell has rung. All for men meet in the middle of the ring. And now Austin is stepping towards Goldberg, and both men are staring right into each others eyes! And now Austin connects with Lou Thez press on Goldberg, while HBK and Kane are trading rights and lefts, and we are underway! Austin is furiously punching the face of Goldberg, while HBK has Kane laying on the turnbuckle, and HBK is choking kane.
Gorilla: Boy I gotta tell you, HBK is looking pumped tonight…
Vince: Austin and Goldberg are back up and Austin whips Goldberg into the ropes, and Austin connects with a backdrop, and Goldberg really got some hang time.
Bobby: HBK just whipped Kane into the ropes, wait just a sec, as Kane reserved the Irish Whip as he sends HBK into the ropes and Kane just connected with a big boot!
Vince: Austin is directly behind Goldberg and Austin connects with German suplex. Goldberg is down, and Austin is up and he goes off the ropes and he connects with a high knee drop!
Gorilla: Kane now has HBK by the head and now Kane scopes up HBK on is shoulders and Kane just connected with a powerslam! He now has a cover on HBK…
Ref: 1-2…
Gorilla: HBK kicked out!
Vince: Meanwhile Austin begins to stomp a mudhole in Goldberg. Austin picks up Goldberg and whips him into the ropes, and Goldberg out of no were hits a huge close line! Austin quickly gets up, only to be greeted by a side kick to the head by Goldberg. Goldberg now has a cover on Austin…
Ref: 1…
Gorilla Kane made the save, and kicked Goldberg right in the back! Goldberg gets up and is toe to toe with Kane…
Bobby: Two monsters looking into each others eyes…
Vince: And there they go as Kane is hitting brutal fists to the face of Goldberg and Kane is in complete control. Kane whips Goldberg into the ropes and Kane connects with a flying forearm…
Gorilla: Meanwhile, HBK and Austin have gotten up and now HBK had Austin in laying on the turnbuckle and HBK is hitting with some chops to the chest…
Vince: Kane is on the outside apron and Kane is climbing the top turnbuckle. Goldberg is up, he turns around and Kane hits a flying forearm from the top turnbuckle!
Bobby: HBK whips Austin into the ropes and he connects with a running forearm attack…
Vince: Kane now whips Goldberg into the ropes, and now Kane how Goldberg by the neck! Kane lifts Goldberg in the air, wait a second… OH MY GOODNESS! Kane just chocked slammed Goldberg outside the ring…
Bobby: Too bad there are not count outs in a fatal four way…
Gorilla: HBK is on the top rope, but here comes Kane and he has HBK by the throat! And he just chocked slammed HBK to the outside! It’s just Kane and Austin in the ring now.
Vince: Kane now has Austin by the throat; can this be choke slam number 3? No! Austin gets out of it, Kane turns around, Austin is going for a kick to the mid-section, but Kane grabs the leg of Austin! He spins Austin around one leg, and now Kane has Austin by the throat again! He lifts him up and he hits the Choke Slam!
Bobby: Look Goldberg is back in the ring and he just closed line Kane!
Vince: Goldberg gets up and it seems the Goldberg is gaining back momentum! Kane is up, there’s the kick to the mid-section by Goldberg! He’s going for it! He’s going for the jack hammer! Kane is in the air, but he escapes the Jack Hammer, Goldberg turns around and Kane just hit a right upper cut to the face of Goldberg! And now Kane has Goldberg on his shoulders and Kane connects with the tombstone! Austin and HBK are down, Kane has the cover…
Ref: 1-2-3!
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorilla: Kane did it! He’s our first champion!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, and the first ever WWAF World Heavyweight champion, kane!
(Kane’s music plays)
Vince: Kane is the champion! They have given him the championship! Kane holds the title in his hands and Kane just did his trademark entrance as the pyro explodes from the ring!
Gorilla: What a match!
Bobby: Folks I am being told that our cameras are backstage with Bret Hart and the Hart foundation. Let’s take a look…
(Cameras shoot to the Hart foundation’s locker room)
Bret: Ha, HB gay. He couldn’t get the job eh boys.
Christian: Oh you’re right big guy…
Conway: Yeah, HBK is far from what he used to be…
Test: Its damn shame, he looks dead…
(Knock on the door)
Bret: Yo…
Voice: Ah you ordered food?
Bret: What? Conway open the door…
(Conway opens the door and DX barges through)
V/o Vince: Oh! DX! Road dog, Billy Gunn, and X-Pac! It’s an utter all out brawl! Even though there are less of DX members, DX is kicking there butt!
X-Pac: Hey guys we got two words for ya… SUCK IT!
(Cameras then go back to the WWAF arena and the announcer is standing in the ring)
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Post by ant316 on Dec 30, 2005 11:05:14 GMT -5
(Cameras then go back to the WWAF arena and the announcer is standing in the ring)
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Royal Rumble Match! Here are the rules. The wrestlers who drew the number one and two will start the match first. Then every sixty seconds, the superstar who drew the next number will make there way to the ring and join the first two entrances. There are forty superstars all together. Elimination occurs when a superstar is thrown over the top rope and both feet must touch the ground. The last man standing in the ring will win the rumble match and go on and face the world champion at WrestleMania!
(James Gibson (#1) music plays)
Vince: Wow, he really drew a low number…
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he drew the number 1 entrance, from Hanover, West Virginia, weighing in tonight at 185 lbs, he is a proud member of the rebellions, James Gibson!
Bobby: Gibson does not look happy…
(Chris Benoit (#2) music plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gorilla: The rabid wolverine!
Announcer: Making his way to the ring, he drew the number 2 entrance, from Edmonton Alberta, Canada, weighing in tonight at 200lbs, he is the “Rabid Wolverine” Chirs Benoit!
Bobby: Remember Benoit and Noble has a little feud going on before The rebellions went to “training camp.”
Gorilla: Yeah you’re right…
Vince: I guess Benoit didn’t forget, as he begins to hit some rights and lefts to the face of Gibson and the rumble match has officially begun! Benoit continues with fists to the face and now Gibson moves all the way to the turnbuckle and Benoit begins to hit some brutal chops to the chest of James Gibson. Benoit whips Gibson into the ropes, Benoit going for the backdrop, no Gibson lands on his feet; Benoit turns around as is greeted with a beautiful looking enzuigiri! Gibson and Benoit quickly get up, Gibson is behind Benoit, and Gibson connects with a down whirl spiral. Gibson quickly gets up and he is now on to second rope. Benoit is up, and he is dazed… OH MY GOODNESS!
Bobby: A sunset flip from the second rope! Gibson quickly gets up, grabs Benoit by the legs and he sling shots Benoit into the turnbuckle, and Benoit falls back down.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Kurt Angle (#3) music plays)
Gorilla: Here comes the number 2 entrance in Kurt Angle…
Vince: Angle slides into the ring and Angle goes directly towards Benoit and now Angle and Gibson begin to beat down on the rabid wolverine. Angle and Gibson begin to talk things over and now and Gibson and Angle pick up Benoit and whip into the turnbuckle. Angle now bends down on the ring mat, while Gibson is on the other side of the ring, he runs and Gibson and Angle connect with the poetry and motion!
Bobby: Gibson gets up, and Angle has Gibson by the head, and Angle throws Gibson over the top, but Gibson lands on the apron, and Gibson connects with a cross body from the apron and Angle goes down…
Crowd: 3-2-1
Gorilla: Here comes the next entrance…
(Rhino (#4) music plays)
Crowd: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby: It’s the Man beast
Vince: Rhino slides into the ring and goes right after a fallen Benoit…
Gorilla: And James Gibson just connected with a superplex from the top rope and Angle hit the mat hard.
Vince: Rhino picks up Benoit and is setting him up for the pile driver, and he connects!
Gorilla: Angle is back up, as Gibson goes off the ropes, Angle ducks a close line, Gibson tires with another one, but Angle hooks the arm of Gibson and Angle hits the Olympic slam!
Vince: Rhino is signaling for the gore, but Benoit moves out of the way as Rhino’s head crashes on the metal ring post, Benoit goes behind Rhino and Benoit hits a German suplex.
Bobby: Gibson is down, and Angle is scaling the top rope, looks like he is going for the moonsault… NO! Gibson comes out of nowhere and pushes Angle off the top rope and Angle crashes to the outside and Angle is our first elimination!
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Perry Saturn (#5) music plays)
Vince: It’s Perry Saturn!
Gorilla: Saturn slides into the ring, and attacks Gibson from behind…
Bobby: Boy, he has some many drawings on him he reminds me off an oil painting…
Vince: Saturn hits a side Russian leg sweep on Gibson, and now Benoit and Saturn look at each other and they both give each other a hug!
Gorilla: Man Rhino still hasn’t recovered from the German suplex…
Vince: Benoit and Saturn are now doing some double teaming on Gibson as they hit a double snap suplex to James Gibson. Saturn has now locked in the rings of Saturn on Gibson while Benoit has locked in the sharp shooter on Rhino…
Bobby: They finally release the holds, and now Benoit heads over to the top rope and Benoit hits a flying head butt to Gibson.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Little Guido (#6) music plays)
Gorilla: Number 6 is Little Guido!
Vince: Little Guido slides into the ring, and he hits Benoit and Saturn with a two arm close line and Saturn and Benoit go down. Benoit gets up, but only to be greeted by a side back drop by Little Guido. Little Guido quickly turns his attention towards Saturn, and he connects with a DDT on Perry Saturn. Little Guido goes onto top of the second rope; Saturn is up and Little Guido connects with the Sicilian Slice.
Bobby: For someone so small he sure is tough…
Gorilla: He’s Italian that’s why.
Vince: Little Guido turns his attention to a standing Rhino and Little Guido goes for a close line, Rhino ducks, and Rhino connects with a side walk slam…
Bobby: Rhino now, setting up Little Guido for the power bomb and he connects with it, as that full blooded Italian’s head hits the matt hard…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Booker T (#7) music plays)
Bobby: The 5 time WCW champion…
Gorilla: Crazy hair he has doesn’t he…
Vince: Number 7 in the rumble Booker T and he goes right for Saturn, while James Gibson is finally up and he nails Benoit right in the back…
Bobby: Rhino has Little Guido on his right shoulder and Rhino hit’s a running power slam…
Gorilla: Gibson whips Benoit off the ropes and Gibson connects with a missile drop kick….
Vince: Booker T whips Saturn into the ropes, Booker hits a side back drop, Saturn lands on the apron, and I think Booker T thinks he eliminated Saturn. Saturn still on the apron, but not for long as out of nowhere Gibson shoves Saturn off the apron and Saturn is our 2 elimination…
Bobby: Gibson just his a bull dog to Booker T...
Gorilla: Rhino has Little Guido on the top rope, it looks like he’s going for the superplex, and no Little Guido pushed him off, and Rhino crashes on the ring mat. Guido now balances himself on the top rope, Rhino hasn’t gotten back up, Guido hits a cross body, no Rhino caught him. Rhino now pressed Little Guido over his head and he throws Little Guido out of the ring and Little Guido is our third elimination…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Shannon Moore (#8) music plays)
Bobby: Another weirdo in the ring…
Vince: And he goes right after James Gibson as he pulls him off of Booker T and Moore turns around Gibson and he hits a DDT on Gibson…
Gorilla: Booker heads over to Rhino and Benoit and Booker is helping out the former ECW world champion, Rhino...
Bobby: Rhino and Booker T whip Benoit into the ropes and Rhino and Booker T connect with a double close line…
Vince: Shannon Moore is all over Gibson like a cheap suit. Shannon whips Gibson off the ropes and Shannon connects with a tilt-a-world back breaker…
Gorilla: Rhino and Booker T just connected with a double power bomb on Benoit…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Al Snow (#9) music plays)
Bobby: Am I in the circus?
Vince: Here comes number nine in the rumble Al Snow with that manikin head. Snow goes directly towards Booker T and Snow whips him into the ropes and Al Snow connects with a spinning heel kick…
Gorilla: Look at this Shannon Moore is on the second rope and he connected with the Mooregasim!
Bobby: Rhino is showing no signal of helping out Booker T as he just whipped Benoit into the ropes and Rhino connects with the spine buster…
Vince: Al Snow now setting up Booker T for the Snow plow and he connects with it. Snow now scaling the top rope and OH MY GOODNES! Al just connected with a huge moonsault from the top rope…
Gorilla: Rhino is setting up Benoit for the power bomb, wait a second, and Benoit counters it to a head scissors and Rhino goes over the top rope and Rhino is our fourth elimination…
Bobby: Benoit heads over to Shannon Moore and Gibson; moves Moore out of the way and Benoit is setting up Gibson for the Belly-to-Belly, no he hits the Belly-to-back suplex…
Vince: Meanwhile Al Snow is hitting brutal head butts, Booker is leaning against the ropes, and Al Snow close lines Booker T over the top and Booker T is our fifth elimination…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Steven Richards (#10) music plays)
Gorilla: It’s Stevie Richards…
Vince: Steven slides into the ring and goes right to work on Al Snow as he hits some rights and lefts to the face of Snow…
Bobby: Benoit whips Gibson into the ropes; Benoit going for the back drop, no Gibson turns it into a sunset flip…
Gorilla: Shannon Moore is taking a breather over there in the corner…
Vince: Steven Richards is setting up Snow for the… Stevie Bomb! A Stevie bomb to Al Snow…
Bobby: Gibson hits a sling shot on Benoit, Gibson now has Benoit by the head, and Gibson throws Benoit over the top and Benoit is eliminated!
Gorilla: And look at this disrespect shown by Gibson as he spits on Benoit…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Dean Malenko (#11) music plays)
Vince: It’s the Texas Clover Leaf…
Bobby: Malenko begins to hit some rights and lefts to the face of Gibson; Malenko whips Gibson into the ropes and look at this! Shannon Moore out of no where connects with a back drop and Gibson goes over the top and he is eliminated…
Gorilla: Al Snow has recovered from the Stevie Bomb and is surprisingly in control over Steven Richards and Snow is hitting a series of kick to the ribs of Richards…
Vince: Malenko whips Moore into the rope and he connects with the spinning heel kick…
Bobby: Al Snow just connected with the Snowplex!
Gorilla: Malenko is setting up Moore for the… TIGER DRIVER!
Vince: Al Snow just connected with a DDT on Steven Richards…
Bobby: Malenko now has locked in the Texas Clover leaf, and I got to tell you that Malenko is truly a man of 1000 holds…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Shane Helms (#12) music plays)
Gorilla: Well here comes Shane Helms…
Bobby: Helms rushes into the ring and hits Malenko in the back of the head and Malenko releases the Texas cloverleaf on Shannon Moore…
Vince: Snow has Richards by the head and throws him over the top, and Richards is eliminated… and so is Snow, because out of nowhere Shane Helms eliminates Snow…
Gorilla: Shane Helms goes over to Moore and picks him up. No they head over to Malenko and whip him into the ropes and they both hit a spinning heel kick on Dean Malenko!
Bobby: Moore is heading over to the top rope, Helms picks up Malenko, and places him on Moore and OH MY GOD! Shannon Moore hit a sit down power bomb from the top rope…
Vince: And now Helms is setting up for the… SHINNING WIZARD FACE KICK…
Bobby: That’s gonna leave a burse…
Gorilla: Moore heading over to the top rope…
Vince: A MOOREGASAM FROM THE TOP ROPE! That had to hurt, Monsoon, and Weasel.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Jeff Hardy (#13) music plays)
Gorilla: Here comes one half of the Hardy Boys and the charismatic enigma Jeff Hardy…
Bobby: Jeff Hardy is on the apron and now on the top rope and OH GOD! The Swanton bomb by Jeff Hardy on Dean Malenko. Hardy picks up Malenko and tosses him over the top.
Vince: Jeff is staring down both Shannon and Helms and look at this as Helms and Shannon grab the neck of Jeff and there’s a double choke slam by the two young super stars…
Gorilla: Helms and Moore are going on opposite turnbuckle… JESUS MARY AND JOSPEH…
Bobby: Helms did a Swanton bomb on Jeff, while Moore landed the leg drop !on Jeff.
Vince: Shades of the Hardy Boys. Now Moore and Helms get up, they are disusing something over, and now Helms bends down on the mat, Moore runs and he hits the poetry and motion.
Gorilla: Look at this now, Moore and Helms pick up Jeff Hardy and they are standing him up. Helms goes behind Hardy, while Moore stands in front of him… TOTAL ELMINATION! Shades from the Eliminators there and Hardy is taking a beating…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Matt Hardy (#14) music plays)
Bobby: I Matt Hardy!
Vince: Hardy slides into the ring and hits a two arm close line on Helms and Moore. Helms and Moore get up, Hardy goes off the ropes and he hits a spinning heel kick and Moore and Helms go down…
Gorilla: Jeff Hardy is back up and he hugs his brother and Team Extreme is gaining some momentum.
Vince: Jeff now stomping away at Moore while Matt is stomping away and Helms. Hardy’s now picking up Moore and it looks like they are going for the double suplex, no they release Moore and he falls over the top rope and Moore is eliminated.
Bobby: That just leaves Helms and the Hardy’s currently in the ring…
Gorilla: Good observation weasel…
Vince: Matt is holding a lifeless Helms by the arms while Jeff is hitting brutal chops to the chest of Shane Helms. And now Jeff kicks Helms in the family jewels, Matt lets him go and now Jeff hits a TWIST OF FATE on Shane Helms.
Bobby: Matt now is climbing the top rope and he hits the leg drop!
Gorilla: Look at this Jeff is scaling the top rope… MY GOODNESS! The Swanton bomb and the Hardy’s are in complete control…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Abyss (#15) music plays)
Vince: OH MY GOODNESS!
Bobby: It’s Abyss!
Gorilla: Abyss slides into the ring and he hits a double close line on The Hardy Boys. He quickly turns his attention towards a fallen Shane Helms, picks him up, whips him into the ropes and he hits the BLACK HOLE SLAM!
Vince: Abyss picks up Helms and tosses him over the top rope! Look at this, The Hardy boys from behind strike Abyss, but that monster doesn’t even flinch! He turns around and grabs both Hardy’s by the neck! And Abyss connects with a double choke slam to the Hardy Boys!
Bobby: Abyss has Matt Hardy pressed over his head now, and there goes Matt! Matt is eliminated and that just leaves Abyss and Jeff Hardy. Abyss picks up Jeff Hardy and whips him into the ropes and there is the Black Hole Slam!
Gorilla: Abyss isn’t done with Hardy just yet as he grabs Hardy by the legs and he is going for the sling shot… he connects and Hardy flied over the top rope and Jeff Hardy is eliminated and Abyss is all by himself…
Vince: Wait a minute, Abyss slides out of the ring, and he’s bring back Jeff Hardy into the ring. Hardy is lying in the middle of the ring and Abyss is beating him down. Abyss is now stepping out of the ring again, looks under the apron and he is bringing out a table! He slides the table into the ring, and he is setting up the table!
Bobby: He grabs Hardy by his multicolored hair and Abyss chokes slams Jeff Hardy threw the table. Abyss picks up Jeff Hardy and throws him over the top rope and Jeff Hardy is eliminated for the second time!
Crowd: 3-2-1
(Big Shows (#16) music plays)
Gorilla: And here comes the 500lbs, 7 feet tall giant, The Big Show! Show enters the ring and is wasting no time as he hits rights to the face of the Abyss. Big Shows whips Abyss into the ropes and Abyss tastes some big boot as The Big Show connects with the Big Boot.
Bobby: Look at this! Abyss just pops right back up. He gets up and is in the face of the Big Show. Abyss just… bitch slapped the Big Show… can I say that? Anyways, Abyss whips Big Show into a turnbuckle, Abyss runs towards the Big Show, but the Big Show moves out of the way and Abyss meets nothing but turnbuckle!
Vince: Abyss is now facing towards the Big Show and Show just hit a brutal chop to the chest that echoed around the arena. Abyss is in pain, as Big Show whips him into the ropes and UH OH! Show has him by the neck and there it is! The Show Stopper choke slam as Abyss is down.
Gorilla: Boy that had to hurt. Big Show is not done yet as he picks up Abyss and scoops him on his shoulders. And Big Show connects with running powerslam to the monster Abyss.
Bobby: Abyss is in trouble now as Big Show is trying to eliminate him, as Abyss is holding on with all of his might onto those ropes…
Crowd: 3-2-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Test (#17) music plays)
Vince: Here comes a member of the New Hart Foundation, Test! Test slides into the ring and quickly helps out Big Show as he hooks Abyss leg and both of the men do their job as Abyss goes over the top rope and he is eliminated.
Gorilla: And look at this, Test wastes no time on Big Show as the 6 foot 11 Canadian lays rights and lefts to the face of The Big Show. Test has Big Show laying on the turnbuckle and Test begins to stomp a mudhole to the 7 foot giant.
Bobby: Test picks up The Big Show and sets him up for the… DDT! Test connects with the DDT on the 500lbs Giant and Big Show’s head crashes into the mat. Test roles over Big Show on his back, and now Test steps out of the ring and he is climbing the top rope…
Vince: What is he going for? Test taunting the fans and OH MY GOODNESS! The flying elbow from the top rope and Test got some high hang time there...
Gorilla: Test picks up Big Show and he is setting him up for the pump handle Slam but I don’t think he could do it… he can’t his back completely gave out and Test goes over to the corner to take a breather…
Bobby: Big Show just sat up! He slowly raises and nails Test in the back. Show gets Test in a headlock. Show pushes Test into the ropes and Big Show connects with the big boot.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(The Alpha Male Monty Brown (#18) music plays)
Vince: Oh my, it’s The Alpha Male Monty Brown! Brown slides into the ring, turns around The Big Show and whips him into the ropes and OH MY GOODNESS! He just hit the Pouuuuuuuuunce!
Bobby: Monty Brown picks up The Big Show and throws him over the top rope and Big Show is eliminated from the rumble match. Brown heads over to Test and Test strikes Brown with a right hand and Test is being very aggressive.
Gorilla: Test whips Brown into the ropes and Monty Brown comes back hard with a flying close line. Monty Brown picks up Test and he is setting him up for the… Alpha Bomb! The Alpha bomb by Monty Brown and Test is down.
Vince: Brown picks up Test and whips him into the corner. What move is the Alpha Male going for next? The Alphalanche! There is Alphalanche by Monty Brown and Brown is in complete control.
Bobby: Brown is choking Test in the corner and finally releases the hold. Look at this! The Alpha Male is setting up Test for the Alabama Slam or as Brown calls it THE ALPHA SLAM! The Alpha Male is in complete control…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Homicide (#19) music plays)
Bobby: WAIT A SEC… It can’t be… its Homicide! Homicide has made his debut in WWAF and he is not alone. He has a chair wrapped around barbed wire in his hand.
Gorilla: Homicide rushes into the ring and nails Monty Brown with a vicious chair shot and the Alpha Male is down. Homicide heads over to a fallen test and lays the chair on his face. Homicide goes off the ropes and he connects with the Leg drop on test and that barbed wire chair must have busted open Test.
Vince: Well Test is busted open, and now Homicide turns his attention towards Brown. Homicide lays the chair on the floor and whips Brown into the ropes, and there is the Yakuza kick by Homicide and Browns head lands right on that chair…
Bobby: What is this lunatic doing? Homicide is on the outside looking under the ring. Oh no, there is a barbed wire bat. He has a barbed wire bat. Homicide enters the ring and nails a weak Test is the rib section and Test is taking a beating.
Gorilla: Homicide heads over to a standing Monty Brown; Homicide throws the chair at Brown, Brown catches it and Homicide hits the drop kick. Shades of RVD there…
Vince: Homicide taunting the crowd. Homicide goes towards Test and picks him up. He whips Test into the ropes and Homicide hits the Lariat.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(New Jack (#20) music plays)
Gorilla: UH OH! It is the ever dangerous New Jack! And he has a chair in his hand. New Jack slides into the ring and is face to face with Homicide. Both men are staring each other down.
Bobby: The trash talking has begun and OH GOD! New Jack nailed Homicide with a chair shot. Homicide goes down hard and New Jack is nailing rights and lefts to the fallen Homicide. New Jack goes to the top rope with the chair in his hand… AND THERE IT IS! THE 187! New Jack connects with the 187 and New Jack is in complete control.
Vince: New Jack turns his attentions to Test. He picks up the New Hart Foundation member and New Jack hits a DDT on Test. New Jack begins to taunt the crowd and the fans are liking this Hardcore atmosphere that New Jack and Homicide are bringing.
Gorilla: New Jack heads over to Homicide and helps him up. New Jack whips Homicide into the ropes and Homicide fights back New Jack as Homicide connects with a flying forearm…
Bobby: But out of no where Monty Brown hits the Pouuuuuuuuunce on Homicide. Brown picks up Homicide and presses him over his head. Brown is heading towards the ropes, but Homicide escapes the press as he jumps down on the mat.
Vince: Brown turns around and Homicide ducks a close line from Monty and now Homicide is setting up Brown for the… Shinning Wizard! The Shinning Wizard by Homicide and Monty Brown is down.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
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(Christian (#21) music plays)
Gorilla: And here comes Captain Charisma, another member of the New Hart Foundation. Christian rushes into the ring and drop kicks Homicide into the mat. Christian heads over to Test and helps him up.
Bobby: Test and Christian head over to New Jack and both men are setting him up for the… Double Suplex. They connect with the double suplex on New Jack and the Hart Foundation heads over to Homicide.
Vince: Test is setting up Homicide for the power bomb while Christian is heading to the second rope and OH MY GOD. How do I explain this? Test went for a power bomb and right before the impact, Christian hit a leg drop and that is an excellent double team move.
Gorilla: The two Hart Foundation members now head over to the Alpha Male Monty Brown. Test holds Browns arms back and Christian is hitting some brutal chops to the chest of Monty Brown.
Bobby: And look at this. Christian kicks Brown in the… testes Brown goes down like a sac of potatoes. Christian picks up Brown and sets him up for the… Unprittier!
Vince: Meanwhile, Test picks up New Jack and tosses him over the top rope and New Jack is eliminated, so that leaves Test, Christian, Homicide and Monty Brown.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(X-Pac (#22) music plays)
Gorilla: Here comes the D-Generate X-Pac! X-Pac slides into the ring and ducks a double close line by the New Hart Foundation dopes. X-Pac comes off the ropes and hits a double close line to Test and Christian.
Bobby: Christian quickly gets up while an exhausted Test stays down on the mat. X-Pc goes off the ropes and there is the spinning heel kick by “The Kid.” X-Pac begins to strike rights and lefts to the face of Captain Charisma.
Vince: Test slowly gets up and nails X-Pac in the back. Test pulls X-Pac off of Christian and is setting him up for the… Pump handle slam. Excellent move by Test and the small D-Generate is down. Christian slowly gets to his feet and joins Test by stomping away at X-Pac.
Gorilla: The New Hart Foundation members pick up X-Pac and send him into the ropes and there a double shoulder block by Test and Christian. And now look at this. Test is setting up X-Pac for the power bomb, while Christian is heading to the second rope. NO! X-Pac hit the hurricanrunna on Test and crashes into the turnbuckle and Christian goes over the top rope and he is eliminated.
Bobby: X-Pac hits a drop kick on Test, Test goes over to the top rope but lands on the apron and rolls himself into the ring. X-Pac begins to stomp at Test. Wait a sec. Homicide is back to his feet, as well as Brown.
Vince: And all of a sudden Homicide has that damn chair in his hand. Test charges toward X-Pac but Homicide nails him in the back with the barbed wire chair and Test falls to the mat. X-Pac picks up Test and sets him up for the… X-FACTOR! And now Monty Brown is ordering Homicide and X-Pac to pick up Test.
Gorilla: They do it. And they whip him into the ropes and Brown hits The Pouuuuuuuuunce and Test is receiving the beating of his life. Homicide has that chair in his hand and HE NAILS MONTY BROWN. Brown is leaning on the ropes and Homicide close lines Brown over the top rope and Brown is eliminated.
Crowd: 3-2-1
(The Miz (#23) music plays)
Bobby: Here comes Mike “The Miz” Mizzian and I would really hate to be this skinny little white boy. The Miz slowly walks to the ring with a nervous look on his face. As some of you may know The Miz was apart of MTV’S The Real World: Back to New York and many of the challenges. Miz finally slides into the ring and it is just him and Homicide, as X-Pac is stomping away at Test.
Vince: Well this is not any Challenge that he has ever been in… Look at this. The Miz is getting right into the face of Homicide. Miz just shoved Homicide and here we go. Homicide just nailed The Miz and he goes down and he is already busted wide open.
Gorilla: Homicide drops the chair and picks up The Miz. He whips Miz into the ropes but out of nowhere The Miz hits a drop kick. I can’t believe that! How did he find the strength and the guts to do that?
Bobby: Homicide quickly gets to his feet and just stares at The Miz. And the Miz charges at Homicide and hits the close line! This is unbeliveable. Miz has a smile on his face but Homicide does not. Homicide gets to his feet and hits the Lariat on The Miz. Homicide is positioning The Miz for the power bomb… and he connects with it but this time he power bombs The Miz out of the ring, over the top and The Miz is eliminated.
Vince: And Homicide just spat and a fallen Mike Mizzian. Homicide turns around and X-Pac hits a spinning heel kick on Homicide and Homicide goes over the top rope and Homicide is eliminated and that leaves just X-Pac and Test.
Gorilla: X-Pac starts once again to stomp away at Test as Test sits against the turnbuckle. X-Pac runs over to opposite turnbuckle, runs back and hits the Bronco Buster on Test. Our cameras are focusing to the outside where Homicide is tearing away at a fallen and bloody Mizzian. The refs are ordering Homicide to the back and surprisingly he is compiling.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Billy Gunn (#24) music plays)
Bobby: And here comes another D-Generation X member, Bad Ass Billy Gunn. Gunn rushes into the ring and right away helps out X-Pac by stomping away at Test. Gunn telling something to X-Pac and X-Pac nods at something and Gunn is heading to the second rope. X-Pac picks up Test and Test is leaning in the ring in pain and exhaustion, and Gunn hits the Fame Asser on Test and there is the old DX salute by the two D-Generates.
Vince: Billy Gunn and X-Pac help up Test and kick him in the mid-section and the D-Generates hit he double DDT on Test. Billy Gunn picks up Test and holds his arms back. X-Pac going for the chop but out of no where Test comes back with a boot to the face and X-Pac is down. Test now elbowing out of the hold and Billy Gunn releases the hold!
Gorilla: Test turns around and hits a boot to the face at Billy Gunn. And right here, right now Test is showing that he has hart. Test turns his attention towards X-Pac, grabs him by head and throws him over the top rope and X-Pac is eliminated.
Bobby: Test goes over to Billy Gunn, kicks him in the mid-section and tosses Billy Gunn over the top rope and there goes Billy Gunn and Test is all alone. Wait a sec. He slides under the ring and grabs X-Pac and slides him into the ring. Test is setting up X-Pac for the… Power Bomb and X-Pac lands on the outside.
Vince: And now Test exits the ring again and this time goes for Billy Gunn. He slides Gunn into the ring and sets him up for the… Pump Handle Slam. Test picks up Gunn and throws him over the top rope and Billy Gunn is eliminated for the second time.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Batista (#25) music plays)
Gorilla: And here comes Evolution member, “The Animal” Batista! Batista slides into the ring and immediately gets into the face of Test. Trash talking has begun and there is the spine buster by Batista and now he is clobbering the face of Test. Batista picks up Test and whips him into the ropes…
Bobby: Batista looks like he is going for the back drop but Test fights back and kicks Batista in the jaw. Test goes off the ropes and hits a swinging neck breaker on Batista. Batista gets right back up only to be greeted by Test’s boot as Test connects with the Big Boot.
Vince: Test picks up Batista, whips him into the ropes and now Test has locked in the sleeper hold. Test releases the hold and begins to nail rights and lefts to the face of Batista.
Gorilla: Batista backs into the turnbuckle and Test begins to hit brutal chops. But Batista finds strength and turns the table on Test, as he moves Test onto the turnbuckle and Batista begins to his some brutal body shots on Test.
Bobby: Batista bring Tests into the center of the ring, kicks Test in the mid-section and Batista is setting Test for the Batista Bomb… no Test is fighting out of it as he nails Batista in the cranium and Test gets out of the Batista bomb and just close lined Batista.
Crowd: 3-2-1...
(Edge (#26) music plays)
Vince: Well here comes Edge and he quickly slides into the ring and just speared Test! Edge gets up and helps up Batista. The two Evolution members go over to a standing and dazed Test and whip him into the ropes and there is the double close line by Edge and Batista.
Gorilla: The two Evolution members pick up Test and once again send him into the ropes and Test comes back by close lining both Evolution members! Boy Test is showing his heart here tonight.
Bobby: He sure is. Batista gets up and Test hits another close line to Batista. Edge gets right back up as well but goes right back down as Test hits a big boot to Edge. Batista is back on his feet, Test goes off the ropes and close lines Batista over the top and there goes Batista!
Vince: Test is an animal! Test turns his attention towards Edge and grabs him by the throat. He lifts him in the air and there’s the choke slam by Test. Test now goes to the top rope and he hits the ELBOW DROP!
Gorilla: Test is on fire. He picks up Edge and throws him over the top rope and Edge is gone and I have to tell you I think Test is gonna win this whole thing…
Bobby: I agree no one can stop him…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Bret Hart (#27) music plays)
Vince: Well this certainly is uncomfortable. The leader of the New Hart Foundation, Bret Hart making his way into the ring and he has a mic in his hand.
Bret: Test buddy I saw you in the back and I gotta tell you… you did awesome. But uh I think now that I’m here I can take control over the rumble match so just step over the top for me. What do you say eh?
Test: Bret. I was a happy man to be in the New Hart Foundation but right now… I think you, and those other followers of yours… SUCK! (Hits Bret with the mic)
Gorilla: Test just turned on Bret and he nailed Bret in the head with the mic. Test picks up Bret, sends him into the ropes and there’s the Big Boot by Test. Test picks up Hart and sets him up for the Suplex!
Bobby: Test picks Hart and bangs his head against the turnbuckle. Test now setting Hart for the… Pump Handle Slam!
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Rob Conway (#28) music plays)
Vince: Well here comes Rob Conway and he slides directly into the ring and close lines Test but Test doesn’t even go down. Instead he grabs Conway by the throat and throws him across the ring.
Gorilla: Test now turns his attention towards Bret Hart and sends Hart into the ropes and Test hits a beautiful back drop on “The Hitman.” Test now has a hold on Conway and presses him over his head. Conway is in trouble and Test throws Conway out of the ring, over the top and Conway is eliminated.
Bobby: Test quickly turns to Bret Hart but this time Bret hits a right jab to the face of Test. Bret continuing with rights and lefts to the face of Test and this time backs Test into the turnbuckle. “The Hitman” starts to hit multiple chops to the chest of Test.
Vince: But Test showing strength as he turns the table on Bret and now Bret is laying on the turnbuckle and Test is pounding away at “The Hitman.” Test whips Bret into the opposite turnbuckle and Test runs towards Bret and presses him self against “The Hitman.”
Gorilla: Test now has Bret by the throat; he’s going for the choke slam but Hart escapes it! Test turns around and “The Hitman” close lines him onto the ring mat. Hart grabs Test by the legs and I believe it is Sharp Shooter time.
Bobby: No! Test uses his foot to push Hart over the top and Hart is eliminated! Test is my pick to win it. He will win it! No more Hart Foundation members left for him to pick off…
Crowd: 3-2-1
(Brock Lesnar (#29) music plays)
Vince: OH MY GOODNESS! The Next Big Thing has arrived! Lesnar slides into the ring and he is wasting no time as he nails Test with rights and lefts to his face. But Test is fighting back. Test hooks Lesnar’s right arm and hits an arm drag on the former WWE World Champion.
Gorilla: Lesnar gets up and kicks Test in the mid-section and Lesnar hits a snap suplex on Test. Test gets up, Lesnar is behind Test, locks Test in for the… German Suplex! Lesnar gets up and taunts the crowd.
Bobby: MY GOD! Test sat up and he just nailed Lesnar from behind. Test sets up Lesnar for the Side Russian Leg Sweep! Beautiful move by Test.
Vince: Test picks up Lesnar and it look like he is setting him up for the dominator… no it’s the gutwrench power bomb.
Gorilla: Test goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop on Lesnar. Test picks up Lesnar and hits him with a snap Suplex. And now Test begins to stomp away at a fallen and weaken Lesnar.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Randy Orton (#30) music plays)
Bobby: Well here comes the third generation superstar, former World Champion, and the number thirty entrance, Randy Orton! Orton slides into the ring and surprisingly is helping out Test by stomping away at Lesnar.
Vince: Orton discussing something over with Test and now both of the men pick up Lesnar and toss him over the top and I don’t believe it! Lesnar is eliminated! And now look at this Orton trying a quick one on Test as he tosses Test over the top rope but Test lands on the apron.
Gorilla: Orton is trying to laugh it off, he’s extending his hand to Test. Test enters the ring again and he’s actually shaking Orton’s hand… no! Test kick’s Orton in the mid-section and Test is laying rights and lefts to the face of Orton!
Bobby: Test whips Orton into the ropes and Orton comes back with a drop kick to Test. Orton and Test get to their feet and Orton begins to lay in some rights to the face of Test. Orton now whips Test into the ropes and Test connects with a flying forearm and Test seems to never give up.
Vince: He certainly has. Test picks up Orton, and sets him up for the… DDT! Test picks up Orton and may possibly being going for the power bomb… no instead it was the pile driver and Orton’s head went off the mat…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
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Post by ant316 on Dec 30, 2005 11:05:52 GMT -5
(Triple H (#31) music plays)
Gorilla: And here comes the leader of Evolution, “The Game” Triple H! Triple H slowly enters the ring and goes right for Test. Triple H nails Test in the back with his forearm and Randy and Triple H are working together…
Bobby: Well remember what Orton whispered to the other Evolution members about Triple H and Flair. But right now it seems that Triple H and Orton are working together…
Vince: Triple H and Orton pick up Test and they hit the double suplex on Test. Triple H picks up Test and I believe he is signaling for the Pedigree… no Test turns that into a backdrop. Test quickly turns his attention towards Orton and gives Orton a taste of his Boot.
Gorilla: Test now grabs Triple H by the throat, and now grabs Orton by the throat and there is! A double choke slam by Test and Triple H and Randy Orton are down on the mat.
Bobby: Test has the heart of a lion…
Crowd: 3-2-1
(Maven (#32) music plays)
Vince: Well here comes “The Rebellion” Maven! Maven slides into the ring and goes right after Test. Maven whips Test into the ropes and Maven connects with missile drop kick to Test! Maven quickly gets to his feet and Maven begins to taunt the crowd.
Gorilla: But Test just sits up! He is on his feet and taps Maven in the back. Maven slowly turns around and Test connects with the Belly-to-Back Suplex to Maven! Test picks up Maven and tosses him over the top rope and I bet Paul Heyman and Sgt. Slaughter are not happy.
Bobby: Test quickly picks up Triple H and is setting him up for… The Power Slam! Test now goes after Orton as he picks Orton up and sets him up for the… Down Whirl spiral!
Vince: Orton’s face went down hard on the mat. Test now picks up both Triple H and Orton and grabs them by their hair. AND OH! He just clobbered the two Evolution members!
Bobby: I think the guy taking a leak in the bathroom heard that blow…
Crowd: 3-2-1
(Johnny Stamboni (#33) music plays)
Gorilla: Here comes “The Bull” and he is not alone! Hey Test, say his to Stamboni and Mr. Chair! Stamboni slides into the ring and Test Big Boot’s Stamboni and that Chair went right into Stamboni’s face.
Vince: That was worse of a sound than when Weasel ripped one. Stamboni is busted open and Test begins to trash talk “The Rebellion.”
Bobby: Test picks up Stamboni, whips him into the ropes and there is the flying forearm by the 6 foot eleven Canadian. Test takes the chair that is lying on that ring mat and nails Stamboni. He goes over to a standing and dazed Orton, turns around and Test nails him with the chair!
Gorilla: Test has a big grin on his face as he approaches Triple H. Triple H is starting to slowly get up, turns around only to be clobbered by a vicious chair shot from Test!
Vince: I feel that Test will win this whole thing! Test now goes over to Johnny, picks him up and throws him over the top and there goes Stamboni and every Rebellion that trained with Sgt. Slaughter has been eliminated!
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Road Dog (#34) music plays)
Bobby: Here comes another D-generate Road Dog and he slides into the ring and begins to hit some right jabs to the face of Test. And now Roaddogg does some intellectually- disabled looking dance but right in the middle of it Test grabs Roaddogg by throat and there is the choke slam.
Gorilla: Test grabs that chair again and clobbers Roaddogg with it. Test now places the chair on Roaddogg arm area, and Test is heading to the top rope. AND MY GOD! Test jumped on that chair from the top rope and that might have broken Roaddogg’s arm.
Vince: Wow that had to have broken his arm! Roaddogg is yelping in pain and Test has a grin on his face! Over in the corner, Orton is slowly getting up and is checking on Triple H. And look at this. Triple H sort of shoves Orton away and Orton does not like that at all.
Bobby: Test grabs Orton and LOOK AT THIS! Test hit the RKO on Orton. The audacity of Test! That has to be embarrassing to Randy Orton… and I love it!
Gorilla: Test gets up and mocks Orton by doing his infamous pose and the fans are cheering for Test!
Vince: Can Test win the rumble? He only has to go threw six more superstars…
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Razor Ramon (#35) music plays)
Bobby: And here comes “The Bad Guy” Razor Ramon! Razor steps into the ring and instead of going for Test he goes right for Triple H! Test smiles at this and focuses his attention towards Roaddogg. Test picks up Roaddogg and throws him over the top and bye- bye Roaddogg!
Gorilla: Meanwhile, Razor Ramon has a hold of Triple H and begins to nail him with rights and lefts. Razor whips Triple H into the ropes and Razor connects with “Da Backdrop” as he would call it.
Vince: Test heads over to Orton and Orton seems to be in trouble as Test has Orton pressed over his head. But Orton escapes as he was very close to being eliminated! Orton turns around Test goes for the RKO but Test pushes down Orton onto the mat!
Bobby: Razor picks up Triple H and oh no! He is setting Triple H up for the… Razors Edge! Razor Ramon connects with the Razors Edge and Triple H and Randy Orton are getting the crap beating out of them.
Gorilla: Test picks up Orton and gets him in a side headlock. And now Test begins to hit rights and lefts to the face of Orton. And now Test changes the move to side leg sweep.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Chris Jericho (# 36) music plays)
Vince: And here comes Y2J… or not. Look what he is wearing! His tights are the ones that he wore when he was “Lion Hart” Chirs Jericho! And look at his vest! It has the lion picture in the back! “Lion Hart” Chirs Jericho is back! Jericho slides into the ring and goes right after Triple H!
Bobby: Jericho is helping out Razor Ramon by stomping away at Triple H! And now Jericho picks up Triple H and throws him over the top rope and Triple H is eliminated! And now Jericho takes Razor by his head, throws him over the top and there goes Razor!
Gorilla: Razor can’t believe that Jericho pulled a fast one on him. Jericho rushes over to Test and Orton and Jericho helps out Test. Jericho and Test pick up Orton, throw him over the top rope and there goes the legend killer!
Vince: Jericho again trying to pull a fast one, this time one Test but Test lands on the apron. Test gets back into the ring and is toe to toe with Jericho. Test shoves Jericho and here we go!
Bobby: Test and Jericho are trading rights and lefts, but Test is gaining more momentum! Finally Test back Jericho into the corner and Test starts hitting some brutal body shots! Man Test has a lot of energy!
Gorilla: Test now positioning Jericho onto the top turnbuckle and MY GOD! The Superplex by Test and both men are down.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Raven (#37) music plays)
Vince: And here comes Raven, former ECW, and TNA World Champion makes his way into the ring. Both Jericho and Test are down, and Raven has a real advantage here. Raven picks up Jericho first and it seems like he is going for the… RAVEN EFFECT or the even flow DDT if you will…
Bobby: Raven picks up Jericho and tosses Jericho over the top… but Jericho lands on the apron! Raven thinks he eliminated Jericho; as he turns his attention towards Test. Jericho enters the ring again and hits the bull dog on Raven!
Gorilla: Jericho quickly gets up, goes off the ropes and THE LION SAULT! The Lion Sault by “Lion Hart” Chirs Jericho! Raven is down, and Jericho and Test are back up. Test and Jericho begin to stomp away at Raven.
Vince: Test and Jericho are now setting up Raven for the… Double Power Bomb! Beautiful move by the two Canadians! And now Test grabs Jericho by his head tosses him over the top, but Jericho lands on the apron.
Bobby: A little payback from Test, but it didn’t work. What a tool. Jericho actually has a grin on his face as he enters the ring. Oh he shoves Test and Test shoves him right back. And there’s the spear by Jericho to Test and Jericho begins to pound on a helpless Test.
Gorilla: Test finally gets Jericho off by raking him in his eyes. Test gets up and close lines Jericho onto the mat. Raven is slowly getting up in the corner, Test sees this and Test hits the Big Boot on Raven and Raven crashes down onto the mat.
Crowd: 3-2-1
(Ron Killings (#38) music plays)
Vince: Here comes Ron “The Truth” Killings! Killings slides into the ring and begins to stomp on a fallen Raven! Killings picks up Raven and sets him up for the… DDT! Killings picks up Raven, Raven is bending in the center of the ring, Killings goes off the ropes and there the Axe Kick!
Bobby: Test is choking Jericho over there in the corner. Test finally releases the hold. Test brings Jericho to the center of the ring and whips him into the ropes; Test looks like he’s going for the backdrop, but no! Jericho reverses the move into a sun set flip!
Gorilla: Meanwhile, Killings has Raven leaning on the turnbuckle and Killings begins to use his legs to choke Raven! Killings releases the hold, grabs Raven by his hair and bangs his head repeatedly over the turnbuckle.
Vince: Jericho has Test by the legs and could it be the Walls of Jericho? No! Test uses his long legs to push Jericho out of it and Jericho falls onto the ring mat. Test quickly gets up, and both Test and Jericho go for a drop kick and both men are down!
Bobby: Meanwhile, Test is the first man to get up, and he slowly picks up Jericho. Test grabs Jericho by his hair. And now Test presses Jericho over his head! Jericho is in trouble! And he is eliminated! Test threw him over the top!
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Shelton Benjamin (#39) music plays)
Gorilla: It’s the TV champion, Shelton Benjamin! Shelton slides into the ring and gets right to work as he drop kicks Killings! Shelton and Killings both quickly get up and Shelton is hitting rights and lefts to the face of Killings. Shelton continues to lay in on Killings. He backs Killings all the way to the ropes. Shelton close lines Killings over the top and there goes Killings!
Vince: Test and Shelton are staring at each other, while Raven is resting in the corner. Shelton and Test meet in the center of the ring and now Shelton is doing a little bit of trash talking to Test. But Test actually has a grin on his face.
Bobby: And now Test close lines Benjamin the ring mat! Test mounts a fallen Shelton and begins to lay rights and lefts to the face of the TV champ. Test gets up and picks up Shelton. He whips the TV champion into the ropes and Shelton comes back with a flying forearm.
Gorilla: Shelton and Test quickly get up; Shelton going for a right hand, but Test blocked the shot. Shelton going for another right hand, but Test blocks that one.
Vince: Test kicks Shelton in the mid-section, and what move is here going for here? OH! The T-Bone suplex by Test and that has to make Shelton very, very mad. Test has a grin on his face.
Crowd: 3-2-1…
(Diesel (#40) music plays)
Bobby: Well we all knew that Big Daddy cool was number forty, but can he win the Rumble? Big Daddy Cool enters the ring and heads over to Raven. Diesel is smiling, but no anymore as Raven kicked him in his… balls. There I said Balls.
Gorilla: Diesel is holding his… lower regional area and Raven is setting Diesel up for the Raven Effect! Raven quickly gets up and picks up Diesel, whips Diesel into the ropes and Raven hits the huge flying close line!
Vince: Test picks up Shelton and throws him over the top and Shelton is eliminated, and Test is so close to winning this whole thing. Test heads over to Big Daddy Cool and Raven. Test and Raven are doing a little double teaming on Diesel as the both hit a double suplex!
Bobby: Test and Raven pick up a humiliated Diesel; toss him over the top and there goes Diesel and I can not believe it! I can’t believe Diesel went out like that. Meanwhile the final two, Raven and Test are left in the ring.
Gorilla: Test and Raven begin to trade rights and lefts. Test is gaining the advantage over Raven how ever. He back Raven onto the ropes. Test close lines Raven over the top but Test goes right with him! Both men went over the top who is the winner?
Vince: Well one ref is raising Test hand! Another ref is raising Raven’s hand! The two referees begin to argue as well as Test and Raven…
(M$M music plays)
M$M: Well it seems that we are in a pickle. Well here is what is will do. I declare that the winner of our first Royal Rumble match is… Test and Raven! That’s right you two are co winners, and both of you will face Kane at WrestleMania for the WWAF World Heavyweight Championship HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bobby: Well I don’t believe it! What a night it has been folks. We will see you tomorrow night! I can not believe this.
(The camera shows Raven and Test just staring at each other and then the screen blackens and the show is over)
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Post by riddlemanroberts on Dec 30, 2005 22:12:25 GMT -5
Reviewing while reading... Been waiting for this *rubs hands together*... Nice dedication for Eddie, looking forward to Collision already, you do know that Gorilla Monsoon is dead too though right? First I'd like to say, it's Farooq not Farqquo lol. Pretty decent match, I like how the IMPACT PLAYAS are in WWAF! This match was decent, but Bradshaw wasn't in it much, Farqquo, errr...Farooq got all the match time...But I like Farooq...Decent match up. Nice after match segment...I like the here's your present thing and then the super kick and cane shot...ENTER DA SANDMAN...Couldn't resist. Confusing backstage segment...But still built a little angle there. Yes the six man tag...I hope it's good! 992 lbs LAUGHING MY ASS OFF...I see you did some calculations lol. I can't say I'm really dissapointed, but I am a little, because I was hoping for longer. But it was still a good match for what is was...Good match, I hope to see Henry VS Tajiri on Episode 5! Interesting segment...I bet those 3 will cause HHH to lose the Royal Rumble.. AJ! AJ! Good, exciting match! ATOMIC ARABIAN FACEBUSTA!!!!! Hey, it's the Angel's Wings lol, little error...Good match...Wait AJ has something to say! Sweet...Daniels and AJ on Collission...Make it amazing dude, make it amazing. SWEEEETTT...Can't wait to find out who the Mystery person is! WTF...John Cena could never beat Shamrock's moveset!!! This interview makes me want Cena's ass to be whooped to hell since I hate Cena in real life... OMG....ENTER DA SANDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty decent match...The powerbomb sounded brutal...Sandman basicly was jobbed though  pretty good match though for putting Taz over, I hope to see Sandman more in WWAF. "Sugar" Shane Helms, Gregory Helms, ahhh who the hell will he be...I can't wait to find out, I like the respect shown though... "Where's 3WA?!" "Why is this PPV called WWAF, it's 3WA!!!" ehemm...Back to your show now...Only TOA bookers would get that< Great match, and good detail...YAY Shamrock won! "Gorilla Monsoon: HOLY COW!"= Best line of the day...Good match. Nice segment, but you didn't get Fonzie down at all it should be more like this "com dow doo. Eh gotchya a tittle shotth fer da title Daddyo, ya hel' for twenthy fwee munths en EEE CAY DUBWA daddyo. Dat's rite. Ya end dat punc Benjamin for the Tey vey tittle tomerra daddyo awn da Edthie Guerrero tribyat sho daddyo!... Best match you have ever written, you kept track of all the action well...Good match, Kane as the new champion is cool...I was going for HBK...Best match so far. Cool segment...Backstage brawls are always fun...This feud between these two teams is going good... OMFG! Great discriptive Royal Rumble! And that might of been better than mine...Actually I think it was!!!!! Why is Benoit always an early entrant? He always lasts a while also...I like how both Test and Raven won...Very original how it will be a triple threat at Wrestling Mania...I can't wait till the next Collision though... Overall and A PPV! Which means it's a 9.7/10 rating...Impressive Royal Rumble and impressive segments and matches...Keep it up. |
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Post by ant316 on Dec 30, 2005 22:15:40 GMT -5
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR REPLYING
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Post by riddlemanroberts on Dec 30, 2005 22:17:52 GMT -5
No problem. Hey, I am the mod... THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR REPLYING |
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Post by hulkrulz on Jan 1, 2006 17:34:04 GMT -5
- Awesome opener. The Impact players were great, I like how they hit the Dudley Boys. Lance Storm, Justin Credible, and Dawn Marie are all awesome, great way to start the show. Great idea on bringing in the impact players
- I really like team Regal of Eugene and Tajiri with Regal. Great team there. Oh yeah Team Regal wins. I liked the ending how everyone got involved and team Regal cleared the ring allowing Eugene to pick up the win. Well written match.
- Awesome Bill Alfonso w/ RVD. Your fed has an awesome retro ecw feel to it. RVD and Daniels was a very fast paced match. RVD missing the frogsplash and then Daniels hitting the moonsault from the cables was awesome. However I was expecting a few more big bumps in the match. The tribute show to Eddie is a very respectful idea, I truly tip my hat to you on that. Very classy thing to do.
- Sandman was the perfect choice opponent for Taz. With all do respect I was a lil disappointed that Sandman didn't make a more dominant debut. Nice win for Taz, hopefully Sandman will get a rematch.
- Rosey and Hurricane spliting, wonder if its a sign for Hurricane to turn heel.
- Cena and Shamrock was pretty good. I'm glad Shamrock picked up the win.
- YES KANE WINS THE TITLE!!! Kane is one of my favorites in wwe right now, I think Kane will make an awesome champ. in your fed. Very smart move by having Kane chokeslam everyone, it made him look like a very powerful champion. I think putting the belt on Kane was a very smart and unique move, I haven't seen many if any feds. have Kane as there champ.
- Nice segment with DX and Hart Foundation, I like how you have some stables in your fed. like Hart Foundation, Evolution, DX, and Nation Of Domination.
- Hahaha, Angles out first. Moore and Helms work great together as a team, i really like them together and now the hardy boys are in there against them. Wow, Abyss was very dominant in elimintating both Hadrys and then chokeslamming Jeff through the table. Homicide and New Jack bringing a hardcore feel to the rumble was awesome. Test was very dominant in the Rumble, he really took it to DX. I would have to say you def. advanced Test to a main eventer spot after how dominant he looked in the Rumble. Awesome idea Lion Heart Jericho returning. Raven and Test winning it was pretty cool, I like how you made it into a triple threat match, it did however remind me of the Rumble when Bret and Luger went over the ropes. But overall you did an awesome job on the Rumble.
Overall a solid ppv. The Royal Rumble was really well written, I enjoyed the rumble alot can't wait for Wrestlemania.
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Post by ant316 on Jan 1, 2006 17:45:51 GMT -5
Top 2
Thanks for the replies. My next PPV, the one before Wrestlemania is Gulity as charged. Watch out for some matches in WWAF epsidoe 5 which should be up either today or tom. Thanks for the replies
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Post by obo on Jan 3, 2006 20:27:02 GMT -5
replying as I read:
why do the Dudleys get a tag title shot in there debut?
well, I like your formatting, with the commentary doing all the action. Although I would like a little bit more charecter specifics, like Heenan making random jokes all the time, and Vince spazzing out for very basic moves.
Dudleys beating APA is kinda cool. Impact Players showing up is pretty cool, and sets up for a later feud down the line.
meh.. can't say I really got into the six man tag match. It seemed like just as it was starting, it was over. That one could have went on a lot longer.
AJ showing up is pretty cool. Good expert to choose for commentary for an Ultimate X match
well, the hardcore match was pretty good, but the spots seemed a bit rushed. Like, it seemed like they just kinda floated up the stage and back down to the ring.
no more Hurricane...
Intercontinental title match was pretty good. The tapout finish with Cena was pretty cool.
Fatal Four Way was very good. Best match so far.
wow.. the Rumble match itself was really good. I know how hard Rumble matches are to write, but you did a pretty good job on this one. The double finish with Raven and Test was pretty unexpected.
Overall, a pretty good show. The Eddie tribute show is sounding really good
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