Post by spwmaniac1 on Jan 5, 2006 21:29:57 GMT -5
Maven vs. John Cena
Shawn: welcome everyone to the first ever show of the history of this company.
The King: yes I am very excited as well because it is time for the first match of the evening of the south park wrestling.
Shawn: john Cena a crowd favourite is in the ring.
Shawn: john Cena has a dead lock on maven.
The king: ow my god it’s time for the fu this early… wait a minute it’s raven he going for Cena.
Shawn: go maven aw and the finish with the maven cutter and also there is a chair for raven and a DDT on to the chair
King: aw men look at all that blood pouring down Cena body.
King: maven pins him 1… 2…3, it’s all over.
Winner: MAVEN
Hardcore title match
Cactus jack vs. sabu vs. tazz vs. Terry Funk
King: this match is going to be very dangerous and it’s for a prize… it is for the hardcore title and the best part is that you can go anywhere and use anything.
Shawn: there they go all lose and free to go.
King: my pick for the match is sabu what about you Shawn
Shawn: I think it’s probably terry funk.
Shawn: ow what a flip sabu did with a chair as with the a leg drop at the end to tazz.
King: the crowd is going wild for sabu… good thing I am not one of those guys right now I will be dead by then.
Shawn: tazz mission, tazz mission on terry funk as sabu is hurt and cactus jack is handcuffed to a fence and can’t get out.
Shawn: tazz has Barbie in his hand oh my god raking on his head the barded wire.
King: sabu up and running to tazz and tazz catches him and tazz swings the bared wire bat on him… and nails him in the stomach and pins sabu 1…2…3 it’s over tazz wins.
Winner
Hardcore champion
TAZZ
Light park title match
Rey Mysterio vs. Rey sr. vs. aj styles vs. Ultimo D.
King: what a show it has been so far and still has a lot more action to go and all the superstars for the light park champions as ultimo starts on AJ and the father and son are battling each other as well.
Shawn: also aj just did a lion sult to Rey sr. a veteran in this match and could have a push on my vote to win this match. King what is your vote.
King: well I like Aj a lot and look forward to be champ in the future.
Shawn: it going too be very technical and risking and once this match is over it’s going to be tough. Oaw the lights are out VIVA LA RAZA it’s Eddie, who he is coming for. He is looking at Rey sr.
King: wait… he is, he just nailed him with a chair shot oh that got too hurt, spiral tap to ultimo AJ, Pele to Mysterio and then now styles clash. 1…2…3
Shawn: That’s it AJ wins owe my god I can’t believe it.
WINNER
LIGHT PARK CHAMPION
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
MNM HARLEM HEAT HART
FOUNDATION
King: welcome back in one week we are having our first ppv and we are having the biggest event of the year called south mania and it could come to your town. Later during the week the location will be reviled.
Shawn: now the tag team title contenders are in the ring and I want this match for the hart foundation to win and become victorious booker just did a bike kick to anvil and mercury has a head lock on Bret hart
King: my favour to win this match is the Harlem heat and there is one of the most dominate tag team in this business no doubt. Stevie ray attacking nitro with a superkick oh man and a splash by anvil to Stevie ray and right now and there is the sharpshooter.
Shawn: oh and mnm are nailing booker t with s baseball bat how wrong Stevie tapped out and the t is out, and so the Harlem heat are the first team to get out. Ow man.
King: now left are only mnm and the hart foundation and looking really closely is the mouth of the south jimmy hart.
Shawn: there is mnm with their bat and ready to be the tag team champions… wait a minute it’s, WHAT A RUSH I can’t believe it, it is LOD with the lovely Francine…
Francine: She has a microphone in her hand “alright MNM you think you could do whatever you want, my boyz can handle your bats E-V-I-L INC. What the hell is this? Omg its dr evil the commissioner well since I rule spw I will declare mnm the tag team champions cause LOD just came out here so at southmania it will be a bat match for the tag team titles.
King: WOW another good match added to the list for the ppv southmania.
SP WORLD TITLE MATCH
King: I can’t believe it all 15 men in the ring for one title extreme heavyweight title my pick is Kurt angle.
Shawn: well my pick is Goldberg… and there they go all men from hbk, sting, vada, triple h, yokozuna, taker, the rock, stone cold, mankind, Jeff jerret, Goldberg, hulk Hogan, abyss, Monty brown, and Kurt angle.
King: and there goes abyss out by hulk Hogan, stinger splash too sting Hogan he is now hurting and there Monty brown out by Jeff jerret, oh man taker just punched the hell out of him.
Shawn: there is hbk with the sweet chin music to jerret and angle pulled down the ropes and get out good… yes finally he out damm.
King: yoko gets out mankind with his own move {mandible claw}… oh triple h just nailed yoko with a sledge hammer, and out he goes bleeding.
Shawn: angle slam to the rock and the rock gets out from the top rope. Sting gets Hogan out… that is one lucky bastard.
King: unbelievable… Goldberg spears vada into the pole and there the sweet chin music and vada lands on his head out the ring.
Shawn: stunner, stunner to hhh and takes the hammer and beats the living crap out of him. Hbk throws him out. 6 men left to know who is champion.
King: another stunner to angle and pours beer all over him and gets him out. WOW
Shawn: sting gets Goldberg out by beating him with the black bat.
King: Tombstone to Austin and taker takes out the trash.
Shawn: hbk, hbk and sting are beating the living hell out of taker… taker is out cold and sting and Michaels roll him out.
King: now the last two are sting and hbk
Shawn: and there they go all locked up, and there sting with the bat low blow, low blow scorpion deathlock and rolls him out ding, ding, ding.
Winner and first champion ever
STING
Shawn: welcome everyone to the first ever show of the history of this company.
The King: yes I am very excited as well because it is time for the first match of the evening of the south park wrestling.
Shawn: john Cena a crowd favourite is in the ring.
Shawn: john Cena has a dead lock on maven.
The king: ow my god it’s time for the fu this early… wait a minute it’s raven he going for Cena.
Shawn: go maven aw and the finish with the maven cutter and also there is a chair for raven and a DDT on to the chair
King: aw men look at all that blood pouring down Cena body.
King: maven pins him 1… 2…3, it’s all over.
Winner: MAVEN
Hardcore title match
Cactus jack vs. sabu vs. tazz vs. Terry Funk
King: this match is going to be very dangerous and it’s for a prize… it is for the hardcore title and the best part is that you can go anywhere and use anything.
Shawn: there they go all lose and free to go.
King: my pick for the match is sabu what about you Shawn
Shawn: I think it’s probably terry funk.
Shawn: ow what a flip sabu did with a chair as with the a leg drop at the end to tazz.
King: the crowd is going wild for sabu… good thing I am not one of those guys right now I will be dead by then.
Shawn: tazz mission, tazz mission on terry funk as sabu is hurt and cactus jack is handcuffed to a fence and can’t get out.
Shawn: tazz has Barbie in his hand oh my god raking on his head the barded wire.
King: sabu up and running to tazz and tazz catches him and tazz swings the bared wire bat on him… and nails him in the stomach and pins sabu 1…2…3 it’s over tazz wins.
Winner
Hardcore champion
TAZZ
Light park title match
Rey Mysterio vs. Rey sr. vs. aj styles vs. Ultimo D.
King: what a show it has been so far and still has a lot more action to go and all the superstars for the light park champions as ultimo starts on AJ and the father and son are battling each other as well.
Shawn: also aj just did a lion sult to Rey sr. a veteran in this match and could have a push on my vote to win this match. King what is your vote.
King: well I like Aj a lot and look forward to be champ in the future.
Shawn: it going too be very technical and risking and once this match is over it’s going to be tough. Oaw the lights are out VIVA LA RAZA it’s Eddie, who he is coming for. He is looking at Rey sr.
King: wait… he is, he just nailed him with a chair shot oh that got too hurt, spiral tap to ultimo AJ, Pele to Mysterio and then now styles clash. 1…2…3
Shawn: That’s it AJ wins owe my god I can’t believe it.
WINNER
LIGHT PARK CHAMPION
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
MNM HARLEM HEAT HART
FOUNDATION
King: welcome back in one week we are having our first ppv and we are having the biggest event of the year called south mania and it could come to your town. Later during the week the location will be reviled.
Shawn: now the tag team title contenders are in the ring and I want this match for the hart foundation to win and become victorious booker just did a bike kick to anvil and mercury has a head lock on Bret hart
King: my favour to win this match is the Harlem heat and there is one of the most dominate tag team in this business no doubt. Stevie ray attacking nitro with a superkick oh man and a splash by anvil to Stevie ray and right now and there is the sharpshooter.
Shawn: oh and mnm are nailing booker t with s baseball bat how wrong Stevie tapped out and the t is out, and so the Harlem heat are the first team to get out. Ow man.
King: now left are only mnm and the hart foundation and looking really closely is the mouth of the south jimmy hart.
Shawn: there is mnm with their bat and ready to be the tag team champions… wait a minute it’s, WHAT A RUSH I can’t believe it, it is LOD with the lovely Francine…
Francine: She has a microphone in her hand “alright MNM you think you could do whatever you want, my boyz can handle your bats E-V-I-L INC. What the hell is this? Omg its dr evil the commissioner well since I rule spw I will declare mnm the tag team champions cause LOD just came out here so at southmania it will be a bat match for the tag team titles.
King: WOW another good match added to the list for the ppv southmania.
SP WORLD TITLE MATCH
King: I can’t believe it all 15 men in the ring for one title extreme heavyweight title my pick is Kurt angle.
Shawn: well my pick is Goldberg… and there they go all men from hbk, sting, vada, triple h, yokozuna, taker, the rock, stone cold, mankind, Jeff jerret, Goldberg, hulk Hogan, abyss, Monty brown, and Kurt angle.
King: and there goes abyss out by hulk Hogan, stinger splash too sting Hogan he is now hurting and there Monty brown out by Jeff jerret, oh man taker just punched the hell out of him.
Shawn: there is hbk with the sweet chin music to jerret and angle pulled down the ropes and get out good… yes finally he out damm.
King: yoko gets out mankind with his own move {mandible claw}… oh triple h just nailed yoko with a sledge hammer, and out he goes bleeding.
Shawn: angle slam to the rock and the rock gets out from the top rope. Sting gets Hogan out… that is one lucky bastard.
King: unbelievable… Goldberg spears vada into the pole and there the sweet chin music and vada lands on his head out the ring.
Shawn: stunner, stunner to hhh and takes the hammer and beats the living crap out of him. Hbk throws him out. 6 men left to know who is champion.
King: another stunner to angle and pours beer all over him and gets him out. WOW
Shawn: sting gets Goldberg out by beating him with the black bat.
King: Tombstone to Austin and taker takes out the trash.
Shawn: hbk, hbk and sting are beating the living hell out of taker… taker is out cold and sting and Michaels roll him out.
King: now the last two are sting and hbk
Shawn: and there they go all locked up, and there sting with the bat low blow, low blow scorpion deathlock and rolls him out ding, ding, ding.
Winner and first champion ever
STING