Post by VinMan on Jan 26, 2006 18:43:29 GMT -5
WWE SMACKDOWN
Airdate: July 26, 2003
Channel: UPN
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WWE Logo appears on screen.
A video package recapping last week is shown.
A car drives into the parking garage. A man steps out in a suit and says "time to collect."
J.R.: We are just under one month away from Summer Slam. Welcome everyone to Smackdown. I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry the King Lawler and our Spanish broadcast colleague Tito Santana at ringside. Tonight one-on-one it's the Legend Killer Randy Orton in a non-title match against the Nature Boy Ric Flair.
King: Randy Orton hasn't earned the name Legend Killer for nothing and Ric Flair may very well be his next victim. I hope Bret Hart is watching because he too is a legend in Orton's path come Summer Slam.
J.R.: Also here tonight it will be Charlie Haas of Team Angle taking on Goldberg plus the try-out match for Muhammad Hassan. Right now however it will be Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff taking on Don Muraco. Let's take a look back to last week to see what led to this one.
Footage shows Don Muraco as the guest ref for the Piper vs. Orndorff match.
PAUL "MR. WONDERFUL" ORNDORFF VS. "THE MAGNIFICENT" MURACO
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The two lock up. They jockey for position. Orndorff nails Muraco and punches away. Muraco fires back and sends Orndorff in, but he reverses him. Muraco ducks under a clothesline and connects with a crossbody for a one count. Orndorff kicks Muraco.
J.R.: This two men have a rivalry dating back nearly twenty years. They were the opening bout at WrestleMania 2 and if I'm not mistaken that match ended in a double count out and to my knowledge they never settled their rivalry.
King: You are right about that J.R. It didn't help matters that Muraco cost Orndorff the match against Roddy Piper last week.
J.R.: It was somewhat controversial, but Orndorff did put his hands on Muraco who was acting as an official at the time. In any event it is good to see Muraco back in the ring here tonight.
Orndorff winds up the arm of Muraco. Muraco elbows out and sends Orndorff for the ride. Muraco nails him with a back elbow, but misses a knee drop. Orndorff hits a knee lift and then drills Muraco with the point of the elbow. Orndorff makes the cover for a near fall. Orndorff hammers Muraco and delivers a back breaker for a near fall.
King: Mr. Wonderful is looking great J.R. I think his alliance with Evolution has rejuvenated the man. In years past he was held down by dead weight like Piper and Hogan.
Orndorff goes for a suplex, but Muraco blocks it and delivers one of his own. Muraco misses an elbow drop. Orndorff misses one as well. Muraco pounds on Orndorff and sends him in for a back drop. Muraco hits a clothesline and then another. Muraco rams Orndorff into the turnbuckle face first ten times. Muraco then gets set for his patented piledriver, but Orndorff slips out and pushes Muraco to the corner. Muraco gets a foot up. Muraco clotheslines Orndorff and then connects with a couple of elbows for a near fall. Muraco delivers a back suplex. He goes up to the second rope and comes off, but is met by Orndorff's foot. Orndorff knees Muraco in the back knocking him out of the ring to the floor.
J.R.: Muraco just got nailed hard to the outside. These two guys will both be trying to avoid getting dumped to the floor at Summer Slam when they join the likes of Jake Roberts, Koko B. Ware, Sgt. Slaughter, Roddy Piper, Doink the Clown, and others in the Battle Royal Classic.
King: Did you just say Doink the Clown?
J.R.: That's correct King. Doink will be among the participants in that special Battle Royal where a classic WWE Superstar will get a one-time future shot at the WWE Title. I'm surprised you're not in their King?
King: Who said I'm not? Believe me J.R., the King will be competing at Summer Slam.
J.R.: I guess I will be calling that one alone.
Paul Orndorff goes to the outside and rams Muraco into the ring steps. Orndorff shoves Muraco back into the ring. Orndorff stomps on Muraco and then connects with a suplex for a two count. Orndorff sends Muraco to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick. Orndorff gets set for the piledriver, but Muraco turns him over. Muraco punches Orndorff and sends him in. Muraco lifts Orndorff in the air and drops him down.
King: That's going to mess up the nice facial features on Mr. Wonderful.
Muraco makes the cover, but Orndorff kicks out. Muraco pounds on Orndorff and takes him over with a hiplock. Orndorff backs up into a corner. Muraco moves in, but Orndorff nails Muraco with his feet knocking him down. Orndorff makes the cover and uses the ropes for leverage, but Muraco manages to kick out. Orndorff hits the ropes, but Muraco catches him with a side slam.
Triple H walks down to ringside.
J.R.: Oh boy King here comes the leader of Evolution the Game Triple H.
Muraco sees the Game at ringside. Orndorff nails Muraco from behind and rolls him up using a handful of tights and picks up the win.
King: Evolution once again comes out on top.
J.R.: Muraco was robbed thanks to the distraction and a handful of tights. There is no doubt in my mind that Muraco will be gunning for Orndorff in the Battle Royal Classic at Summer Slam.
Don Muraco talks to the ref about what just happened. Orndorff nails Muraco. Triple H jumps into the ring. The two pound on Muraco. Orndorff then delivers a piledriver. William Regal jumps over the guard rail and into the ring and nails Orndorff. Triple H then pounds on Regal. The Game sets Regal up for the Pedigree, but he slips out and hooks on the Regal Stretch. Batista runs out and Regal takes off.
J.R.: William Regal from Raw just came out from the crowd to get a piece of the Game. Regal was looking for retaliation after the Game delivered the Pedigree to Regal on Raw this past Monday.
King: Yeah, but Regal sure bailed when Batista showed up.
J.R.: Well I think it would be wise for anyone to bail when Batista shows up. In any case Regal and Triple H will collide in the middle of the ring at Summer Slam. Remember if Regal wins then Raw will get the first pick in the Draft Lottery, but if the Game wins then the first pick goes to Smackdown. Coming up next King, the Hot Rod is here. It's Piper's Pit next!
A promo airs. A man walks down the beach with an apple in hand and a big afro like head of hair. He speaks looking into the camera.
"Smackdown, you need to get ready, because you are about to get a little taste of what it's like to be cool! You see Carlito is coming and that is cool. Just like I can take a bite out of this apple, I plan to take a big bite out of the competition in the WWE. (Carlito takes a double take of a large size man standing on the beach in a Speedo. He then spits his apple at the man.) Oh and I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito is Coming Soon!
Commercial Break.
Ric Flair walks down the hallway backstage and runs into a familiar face.
Flair: My god, if it isn't Harley "wooooo" Race! What brings you to Smackdown?
Race: Ric, a major opportunity has presented itself. I'm sure you realize that 17 times the World Heavyweight Champion would a gift that you wouldn't refuse and I myself like the sound of 8 time World Heavyweight Champion. That is why I have signed on for the Battle Royal Classic at Summer Slam.
Flair: Harley Race, you son of a gun. At Summer Slam I would hate to be one of those other WWE Superstars. However, I'm the Nature Boy Ric Flair and therefore I am not just any other WWE Superstar. Harley Race, it's going to be like old times competing for the NWA title, because my friend, you are looking at the man who is going to walk the aisle at Summer Slam and leave the ring with a shot at my 17th title reign. Wooooo!
Race: Don't count on it Ric. I am not going to make it easy for you. See you at Summer Slam.
J.R.: Wow King, Summer Slam keeps getting more interesting. Talk about an old rivalry. Flair and Race are going to be in the Battle Royal Classic. I can't wait to see that.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is standing in the ring for Piper's Pit.
Piper: Tonight my guest is a man who likes to talk a lot, but does he back it up with his actions? I'm sure he'll let you know exactly what he thinks. Welcome Christian!
King: Here comes Captain Charisma.
Piper: Christian it seems to me you have maybe gotten a sharp object stuck up your behind as of late.
Christian: Just because you needed someone to prod you before you could get your juices flowing doesn't mean that I do. You are looking at a man with goals. The first of which is to get my hands on the Intercontinental Championship. RVD has been ducking me and unless you've been asleep you know that I have made an impact here and I deserve my opportunity. The peeps know that Captain Charisma deserves to wear the gold and once I get my match then I will become the Intercontinental Champion because that's how I roll.
"Can you dig it..." The music of Booker T. hits and he comes out to the ring.
Piper: It looks like we are getting some company out here. Booker T. what brings you out here?
Booker: Pardon the interruption Hot Rod, but this chump is a little whacked outside his mind. You are looking at the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion and that should put me in the front of the line to get a crack at the I-C title.
Christian: Do you know what year this is Booker? WCW is as dead as Piper's once promising film career. Booker T. when is the last time you even had your hand raised?
Booker: Now hold on...
"Word Life..." John Cena's music hits and he comes down to the ring.
J.R.: This is getting very interesting King.
Piper: So much for invited guests.
Cena: Yo...yo...yo! The doctor is in the Pit. Book man you and the Captain are both out of your minds. The two of you are a couple of pretenders and you sure ain't Chrissie Hyndes. The I-C gold is a belt that has to be coming my way. Booker I beat your a$$ time and again and Christian go ahead and make my day.
Piper: I think we are having a little bit of a break down here.
"Evolution is a mystery..." Triple H and Jeff Hardy show up.
King: Now what?
Triple H: This is getting quite hysterical. Piper you should know better than to bring a bunch of second rate talent on your show when Evolution is where this business is at and is going. If you want to talk about worthy contenders to the Intercontinental Title. Then look no further than Evolution. I myself being the unselfish guy that I am have elected my fellow Evolution member Jeff Hardy to step up to the plate and put himself right in the running for the Intercontinental gold. None of you...
Christian: This seems a lot like an episode of "Fantasy Island" because all of you are dreaming if you think...
"Dead man walking..." The Undertaker's music hits as he heads to the ring.
J.R.: Oh boy King, business has most certainly picked up.
Piper: I think the dead has risen.
Taker: Let me set the record straight for those of you who don't seem to know. This is my yard and it's been my yard for thirteen years. If you want to play in my yard then you need my permission. The Intercontinental Title has been around my waist before and I sure as hell will have it around my waist again. Oh and Triple H just so you know boy. Last week's black out during your match wasn't a power outage and sure wasn't William Regal. The reason you and Batista are not celebrating with the Tag Team Titles is because of me!
J.R.: Oh my King.
Triple H is ready to go after Undertaker, but Jeff Hardy pulls him back.
"No Chance..." Vince McMahon's music plays and he walks out onto the stage.
Vince: Excuse me gentlemen. It seems to me that we have a little bit of a problem here. We have everyone claiming that they deserve to be the number one contender for the Intercontinental Title. Everyone here thinks they can make their own matches. Well I have news for you...you don't get a match unless I say you do. So here's what we are going to do. Tonight in that very ring we are going to find out who is the rightful number one contender to Rob Van Dam's Intercontinental Title. Tonight we are going to see who faces RVD at Summer Slam. We are going to have ourselves a six pack challenge match!
J.R.: This is huge King.
Vince: Tonight it will be Christian vs. Booker T. vs. John Cena vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Undertaker.
Booker T.: Vince that's only five...
Vince: Shut Up!! Did I ask for your input? Did I give you permission to call me Vince? It's Mr. McMahon when you address me. Now then for the sixth participant in that match I was thinking of going a little bit of old school, pardon my pun. I would like to see a man who carried himself with class and dignity in the ring, who wore the Intercontinental Title with pride on a couple of occasions. (Vince walks towards the announce position and looks directly at the announcers). So...Tito Santana...how about it? You want a shot?
Santana stands up and grabs a microphone.
Tito: I would be honored to step into that ring to compete for a shot at the Intercontinental Title. Arriba!
Vince: Then it's on. Good luck and may the best man win!
J.R.: My oh my what a night this is turning out to be.
The man who arrived in earlier to the building is standing in front of Shane McMahon's office.
Commercial Break.
A Summer Slam promo airs.
"Bret Hart has created a legend. Randy Orton has killed legends. In the Arizona desert, two men collide for one prize. Only man can leave with it. Hulk Hogan has destroyed men much larger than he. Brock Lesnar has destroyed Hulk Hogan. Two men collide, but only one can survive. Bret Hart challenges Randy Orton for the WWE Championship and Hulk Hogan takes on Brock Lesnar. WWE Raw and Smackdown present Summer Slam. Live Sunday August 25 only on pay per view!"
Airdate: July 26, 2003
Channel: UPN
___________________
WWE Logo appears on screen.
A video package recapping last week is shown.
A car drives into the parking garage. A man steps out in a suit and says "time to collect."
J.R.: We are just under one month away from Summer Slam. Welcome everyone to Smackdown. I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry the King Lawler and our Spanish broadcast colleague Tito Santana at ringside. Tonight one-on-one it's the Legend Killer Randy Orton in a non-title match against the Nature Boy Ric Flair.
King: Randy Orton hasn't earned the name Legend Killer for nothing and Ric Flair may very well be his next victim. I hope Bret Hart is watching because he too is a legend in Orton's path come Summer Slam.
J.R.: Also here tonight it will be Charlie Haas of Team Angle taking on Goldberg plus the try-out match for Muhammad Hassan. Right now however it will be Mr. Wonderful Paul Orndorff taking on Don Muraco. Let's take a look back to last week to see what led to this one.
Footage shows Don Muraco as the guest ref for the Piper vs. Orndorff match.
PAUL "MR. WONDERFUL" ORNDORFF VS. "THE MAGNIFICENT" MURACO
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The two lock up. They jockey for position. Orndorff nails Muraco and punches away. Muraco fires back and sends Orndorff in, but he reverses him. Muraco ducks under a clothesline and connects with a crossbody for a one count. Orndorff kicks Muraco.
J.R.: This two men have a rivalry dating back nearly twenty years. They were the opening bout at WrestleMania 2 and if I'm not mistaken that match ended in a double count out and to my knowledge they never settled their rivalry.
King: You are right about that J.R. It didn't help matters that Muraco cost Orndorff the match against Roddy Piper last week.
J.R.: It was somewhat controversial, but Orndorff did put his hands on Muraco who was acting as an official at the time. In any event it is good to see Muraco back in the ring here tonight.
Orndorff winds up the arm of Muraco. Muraco elbows out and sends Orndorff for the ride. Muraco nails him with a back elbow, but misses a knee drop. Orndorff hits a knee lift and then drills Muraco with the point of the elbow. Orndorff makes the cover for a near fall. Orndorff hammers Muraco and delivers a back breaker for a near fall.
King: Mr. Wonderful is looking great J.R. I think his alliance with Evolution has rejuvenated the man. In years past he was held down by dead weight like Piper and Hogan.
Orndorff goes for a suplex, but Muraco blocks it and delivers one of his own. Muraco misses an elbow drop. Orndorff misses one as well. Muraco pounds on Orndorff and sends him in for a back drop. Muraco hits a clothesline and then another. Muraco rams Orndorff into the turnbuckle face first ten times. Muraco then gets set for his patented piledriver, but Orndorff slips out and pushes Muraco to the corner. Muraco gets a foot up. Muraco clotheslines Orndorff and then connects with a couple of elbows for a near fall. Muraco delivers a back suplex. He goes up to the second rope and comes off, but is met by Orndorff's foot. Orndorff knees Muraco in the back knocking him out of the ring to the floor.
J.R.: Muraco just got nailed hard to the outside. These two guys will both be trying to avoid getting dumped to the floor at Summer Slam when they join the likes of Jake Roberts, Koko B. Ware, Sgt. Slaughter, Roddy Piper, Doink the Clown, and others in the Battle Royal Classic.
King: Did you just say Doink the Clown?
J.R.: That's correct King. Doink will be among the participants in that special Battle Royal where a classic WWE Superstar will get a one-time future shot at the WWE Title. I'm surprised you're not in their King?
King: Who said I'm not? Believe me J.R., the King will be competing at Summer Slam.
J.R.: I guess I will be calling that one alone.
Paul Orndorff goes to the outside and rams Muraco into the ring steps. Orndorff shoves Muraco back into the ring. Orndorff stomps on Muraco and then connects with a suplex for a two count. Orndorff sends Muraco to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick. Orndorff gets set for the piledriver, but Muraco turns him over. Muraco punches Orndorff and sends him in. Muraco lifts Orndorff in the air and drops him down.
King: That's going to mess up the nice facial features on Mr. Wonderful.
Muraco makes the cover, but Orndorff kicks out. Muraco pounds on Orndorff and takes him over with a hiplock. Orndorff backs up into a corner. Muraco moves in, but Orndorff nails Muraco with his feet knocking him down. Orndorff makes the cover and uses the ropes for leverage, but Muraco manages to kick out. Orndorff hits the ropes, but Muraco catches him with a side slam.
Triple H walks down to ringside.
J.R.: Oh boy King here comes the leader of Evolution the Game Triple H.
Muraco sees the Game at ringside. Orndorff nails Muraco from behind and rolls him up using a handful of tights and picks up the win.
King: Evolution once again comes out on top.
J.R.: Muraco was robbed thanks to the distraction and a handful of tights. There is no doubt in my mind that Muraco will be gunning for Orndorff in the Battle Royal Classic at Summer Slam.
Don Muraco talks to the ref about what just happened. Orndorff nails Muraco. Triple H jumps into the ring. The two pound on Muraco. Orndorff then delivers a piledriver. William Regal jumps over the guard rail and into the ring and nails Orndorff. Triple H then pounds on Regal. The Game sets Regal up for the Pedigree, but he slips out and hooks on the Regal Stretch. Batista runs out and Regal takes off.
J.R.: William Regal from Raw just came out from the crowd to get a piece of the Game. Regal was looking for retaliation after the Game delivered the Pedigree to Regal on Raw this past Monday.
King: Yeah, but Regal sure bailed when Batista showed up.
J.R.: Well I think it would be wise for anyone to bail when Batista shows up. In any case Regal and Triple H will collide in the middle of the ring at Summer Slam. Remember if Regal wins then Raw will get the first pick in the Draft Lottery, but if the Game wins then the first pick goes to Smackdown. Coming up next King, the Hot Rod is here. It's Piper's Pit next!
A promo airs. A man walks down the beach with an apple in hand and a big afro like head of hair. He speaks looking into the camera.
"Smackdown, you need to get ready, because you are about to get a little taste of what it's like to be cool! You see Carlito is coming and that is cool. Just like I can take a bite out of this apple, I plan to take a big bite out of the competition in the WWE. (Carlito takes a double take of a large size man standing on the beach in a Speedo. He then spits his apple at the man.) Oh and I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito is Coming Soon!
Commercial Break.
Ric Flair walks down the hallway backstage and runs into a familiar face.
Flair: My god, if it isn't Harley "wooooo" Race! What brings you to Smackdown?
Race: Ric, a major opportunity has presented itself. I'm sure you realize that 17 times the World Heavyweight Champion would a gift that you wouldn't refuse and I myself like the sound of 8 time World Heavyweight Champion. That is why I have signed on for the Battle Royal Classic at Summer Slam.
Flair: Harley Race, you son of a gun. At Summer Slam I would hate to be one of those other WWE Superstars. However, I'm the Nature Boy Ric Flair and therefore I am not just any other WWE Superstar. Harley Race, it's going to be like old times competing for the NWA title, because my friend, you are looking at the man who is going to walk the aisle at Summer Slam and leave the ring with a shot at my 17th title reign. Wooooo!
Race: Don't count on it Ric. I am not going to make it easy for you. See you at Summer Slam.
J.R.: Wow King, Summer Slam keeps getting more interesting. Talk about an old rivalry. Flair and Race are going to be in the Battle Royal Classic. I can't wait to see that.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is standing in the ring for Piper's Pit.
Piper: Tonight my guest is a man who likes to talk a lot, but does he back it up with his actions? I'm sure he'll let you know exactly what he thinks. Welcome Christian!
King: Here comes Captain Charisma.
Piper: Christian it seems to me you have maybe gotten a sharp object stuck up your behind as of late.
Christian: Just because you needed someone to prod you before you could get your juices flowing doesn't mean that I do. You are looking at a man with goals. The first of which is to get my hands on the Intercontinental Championship. RVD has been ducking me and unless you've been asleep you know that I have made an impact here and I deserve my opportunity. The peeps know that Captain Charisma deserves to wear the gold and once I get my match then I will become the Intercontinental Champion because that's how I roll.
"Can you dig it..." The music of Booker T. hits and he comes out to the ring.
Piper: It looks like we are getting some company out here. Booker T. what brings you out here?
Booker: Pardon the interruption Hot Rod, but this chump is a little whacked outside his mind. You are looking at the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion and that should put me in the front of the line to get a crack at the I-C title.
Christian: Do you know what year this is Booker? WCW is as dead as Piper's once promising film career. Booker T. when is the last time you even had your hand raised?
Booker: Now hold on...
"Word Life..." John Cena's music hits and he comes down to the ring.
J.R.: This is getting very interesting King.
Piper: So much for invited guests.
Cena: Yo...yo...yo! The doctor is in the Pit. Book man you and the Captain are both out of your minds. The two of you are a couple of pretenders and you sure ain't Chrissie Hyndes. The I-C gold is a belt that has to be coming my way. Booker I beat your a$$ time and again and Christian go ahead and make my day.
Piper: I think we are having a little bit of a break down here.
"Evolution is a mystery..." Triple H and Jeff Hardy show up.
King: Now what?
Triple H: This is getting quite hysterical. Piper you should know better than to bring a bunch of second rate talent on your show when Evolution is where this business is at and is going. If you want to talk about worthy contenders to the Intercontinental Title. Then look no further than Evolution. I myself being the unselfish guy that I am have elected my fellow Evolution member Jeff Hardy to step up to the plate and put himself right in the running for the Intercontinental gold. None of you...
Christian: This seems a lot like an episode of "Fantasy Island" because all of you are dreaming if you think...
"Dead man walking..." The Undertaker's music hits as he heads to the ring.
J.R.: Oh boy King, business has most certainly picked up.
Piper: I think the dead has risen.
Taker: Let me set the record straight for those of you who don't seem to know. This is my yard and it's been my yard for thirteen years. If you want to play in my yard then you need my permission. The Intercontinental Title has been around my waist before and I sure as hell will have it around my waist again. Oh and Triple H just so you know boy. Last week's black out during your match wasn't a power outage and sure wasn't William Regal. The reason you and Batista are not celebrating with the Tag Team Titles is because of me!
J.R.: Oh my King.
Triple H is ready to go after Undertaker, but Jeff Hardy pulls him back.
"No Chance..." Vince McMahon's music plays and he walks out onto the stage.
Vince: Excuse me gentlemen. It seems to me that we have a little bit of a problem here. We have everyone claiming that they deserve to be the number one contender for the Intercontinental Title. Everyone here thinks they can make their own matches. Well I have news for you...you don't get a match unless I say you do. So here's what we are going to do. Tonight in that very ring we are going to find out who is the rightful number one contender to Rob Van Dam's Intercontinental Title. Tonight we are going to see who faces RVD at Summer Slam. We are going to have ourselves a six pack challenge match!
J.R.: This is huge King.
Vince: Tonight it will be Christian vs. Booker T. vs. John Cena vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Undertaker.
Booker T.: Vince that's only five...
Vince: Shut Up!! Did I ask for your input? Did I give you permission to call me Vince? It's Mr. McMahon when you address me. Now then for the sixth participant in that match I was thinking of going a little bit of old school, pardon my pun. I would like to see a man who carried himself with class and dignity in the ring, who wore the Intercontinental Title with pride on a couple of occasions. (Vince walks towards the announce position and looks directly at the announcers). So...Tito Santana...how about it? You want a shot?
Santana stands up and grabs a microphone.
Tito: I would be honored to step into that ring to compete for a shot at the Intercontinental Title. Arriba!
Vince: Then it's on. Good luck and may the best man win!
J.R.: My oh my what a night this is turning out to be.
The man who arrived in earlier to the building is standing in front of Shane McMahon's office.
Commercial Break.
A Summer Slam promo airs.
"Bret Hart has created a legend. Randy Orton has killed legends. In the Arizona desert, two men collide for one prize. Only man can leave with it. Hulk Hogan has destroyed men much larger than he. Brock Lesnar has destroyed Hulk Hogan. Two men collide, but only one can survive. Bret Hart challenges Randy Orton for the WWE Championship and Hulk Hogan takes on Brock Lesnar. WWE Raw and Smackdown present Summer Slam. Live Sunday August 25 only on pay per view!"