Post by Tim on Mar 4, 2006 16:18:49 GMT -5
*queue Animotion's 'Obsession', as the opening video comes on the screen*
Styles- Welcome everyone, to Saturday Night's Main Event! The Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut was way sold out in advance for this one!
King- Definately, Styles! Especially with the lineup we have tonight!
Styles- Yes King, we will continue what was announced on Monday Night Raw, with 4 1st Round matchups, 1 from each title bracket!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest of Saturday Night's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is a 1st round match in the United States Title Tournament! Coming down the aisle, from Los Angeles, California, Johnny Nitro!
And his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Battle Creek Michigan, Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Dam!
Styles- And this one starts off with a bang, as RVD jumps right over the ropes with a big dropkick to Nitro!
King- RVD with right hands to Nitro's face, oh man! A sick karate kick to the back of the head by RVD!
Styles- That one has Nitro reeling for sure! Irish whip into the ropes, spinning wheel kick by RVD!
King- But Nitro gets up, he gives RVD a quick russian leg sweep. And a powerful leg drop!
Styles- Oh no, tornado DDT by Nitro! RVD's down on the canvas, 1...2... but RVD gets the shoulder up. RVD pops back on his feet and gives Nitro a flurry of martial arts kicks!
King- RVD drags Nitro to the corner, split legged moonsault! Nitro's in trouble here! He picks him up, backbreaker!
Styles- RVD's feeling it now! Rolling Thunder! That has to take a lot out of Nitro. That's the prelude, King!
King- RVD springs to the top turnbuckle, Five Star Frog Splash! 1...2...3! It's over!
Styles- RVD advances to the 2nd round of the tournament!
Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
Edge is shown backstage with Lita.
Lita- Don't worry about it Edge. We've got it under control. Believe me, you'll do fine!
Edge- I know, it's just that... after what we've done to Kane in the past, I'm thinking he'll be hell bent on winning this thing, and destroying me! I'm gonna go out there and kick his ass tonight, and go on to win that World Heavyweight Championship!
*Edge and Lita kiss, and it goes to commercial break*
Styles- We're back on Saturday Night's Main Event, as we turn our focus to the Intercontinental Championship.
This next contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a 1st round matchup in the IC Title tournament! Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Orangeburg, South Carolina, Shelton Benjamin!
And his opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, with Psicosis and Juventud, Super Crazy!
Styles- And The Mexicools come to the ring on their Juan Deeres!
King- Super Crazy with a springboard clothesline! He's a house of fire here tonight! He goes up top, missile dropkick!
Styles- But Shelton gets back up, and hits a snap suplex! He goes up top, flying cross body! 1...2 but Super Crazy kicks out.
King- Super Crazy recovers, a big handspring elbow that sends Shelton to the apron!
Styles- Oh no, what's this? Super Crazy grabs a ladder and sets it up by Shelton! Oh my! A leg drop from the top of the ladder onto Shelton!
King- But that one took a lot out of both of them, as Shelton reaches his feet and gets in the ring. He brings in Super Crazy, northern lights suplex! Looks like Shelton's going for the T-Bone!
Styles- But Super Crazy reverses, and gives Shelton a bulldog! He goes to the top, Super Crazy with a Shooting Star Press! 1...2...3!
Here is your winner, Super Crazy!
King- Super Crazy advances, in what many would call an upset!
This next contest is in the World Heavyweight Title Tournament! Coming down the aisle from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, accompanied by Lita, Edge!
And his opponent, weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane!
Styles- You know Kane is looking for payback in this contest! Oh, He comes into the ring and gives Edge a big boot! They're exchanging rights and lefts, Kane gets the upper hand, powerslam!
King- Kane picks Edge up, back body drop! And Kane's going up top, flying clothesline! 1...2... but Edge kicks out. Edge gets up and gives Kane a dropkick.
Styles- Looks like Edge is pissed now, after being beaten down throughout the first few minutes. A belly-to-belly suplex on Kane. Oh no, he's looking for it, Edgecution! But oh my god, Kane sits up! Edge doesn't know what to do!
King- And Edge finally hits Kane with a low blow. Vicious stomps. He's going for the Edgecator! He hit it! 1...2... but Kane kicks out! Edge can't believe what he's seeing! Kane hits Edge with the Chokeslam! He's signaling for the Tombstone!
Styles- He picks Edge up, but Lita takes out Kane's knee! The ref didn't see it! She's holding Kane's legs! She finally lets go, but Kane turns around into a spear! 1...2...3!
Here is your winner, Edge!
Styles- Well I'll be damned, Edge advances to round 2 with the aid of Lita.
The Mexicools are all shown back in their locker room, drinking pitchers of Sangria.
Juventud- ¡Usted avanzó, el amigo! (You advanced, man!)
Psicosis- ¡Sé, yo no lo puedo creer! (I know, I can't believe it!)
Super Crazy- ¡Y cuando gano 2 más iguales, yo finalmente tendré el Campeonato Intercontinental alrededor de la cintura!
(And when I win 2 more matches, I will finally have the Intercontinental Championship around my waist!)
This next contest, is our main event, of the evening! First, coming down the aisle, from St. Louis Missouri, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!
And his opponent, from Death Valley, The Undertaker!
Styles- And Randy's not wasting any time, as he puts the boots to The Undertaker. But Taker gets up, and gives Randy some right uppercuts!
King- Taker now, gives Orton a clothesline, sending to the outside! An irish whip into the barracade! Taker grabs Randy, but Orton reverses it, and throws Taker shoulder first into the steel steps!
Styles- Back in the ring now, and Orton gives Taker a vertical suplex, and a painful backbreaker. He goes up top, and gives him a splash!
King- But my god, Taker sits up! He grabs Orton's shoulder! He goes to the top! Old School! He comes crashing down on Orton's shoulder!
Styles- Taker has Randy by the throat for a chokeslam, but Orton breaks out and sends Taker into the corner!
King- But it had virtually no effect! Taker's going for the Tombstone! But Randy, reverses it, my god with a Tombstone Piledriver of his own!
Styles- He's just measuring Taker! Taker gets slowly to his feet, RKO! Randy hit the RKO on The Undertaker! 1...2.........3!
Here is your winner, Randy Orton!
Styles- The Legend Killer advances to the 2nd round of the tournament! Could it be his destiny to go on and win the WWF Championship?!? We'll see you next week on WWF Monday Night Raw!
Styles- Welcome everyone, to Saturday Night's Main Event! The Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut was way sold out in advance for this one!
King- Definately, Styles! Especially with the lineup we have tonight!
Styles- Yes King, we will continue what was announced on Monday Night Raw, with 4 1st Round matchups, 1 from each title bracket!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the opening contest of Saturday Night's Main Event is scheduled for one fall, and is a 1st round match in the United States Title Tournament! Coming down the aisle, from Los Angeles, California, Johnny Nitro!
And his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Battle Creek Michigan, Mr. Monday Night, Rob Van Dam!
Styles- And this one starts off with a bang, as RVD jumps right over the ropes with a big dropkick to Nitro!
King- RVD with right hands to Nitro's face, oh man! A sick karate kick to the back of the head by RVD!
Styles- That one has Nitro reeling for sure! Irish whip into the ropes, spinning wheel kick by RVD!
King- But Nitro gets up, he gives RVD a quick russian leg sweep. And a powerful leg drop!
Styles- Oh no, tornado DDT by Nitro! RVD's down on the canvas, 1...2... but RVD gets the shoulder up. RVD pops back on his feet and gives Nitro a flurry of martial arts kicks!
King- RVD drags Nitro to the corner, split legged moonsault! Nitro's in trouble here! He picks him up, backbreaker!
Styles- RVD's feeling it now! Rolling Thunder! That has to take a lot out of Nitro. That's the prelude, King!
King- RVD springs to the top turnbuckle, Five Star Frog Splash! 1...2...3! It's over!
Styles- RVD advances to the 2nd round of the tournament!
Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!
Edge is shown backstage with Lita.
Lita- Don't worry about it Edge. We've got it under control. Believe me, you'll do fine!
Edge- I know, it's just that... after what we've done to Kane in the past, I'm thinking he'll be hell bent on winning this thing, and destroying me! I'm gonna go out there and kick his ass tonight, and go on to win that World Heavyweight Championship!
*Edge and Lita kiss, and it goes to commercial break*
Styles- We're back on Saturday Night's Main Event, as we turn our focus to the Intercontinental Championship.
This next contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a 1st round matchup in the IC Title tournament! Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Orangeburg, South Carolina, Shelton Benjamin!
And his opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico, with Psicosis and Juventud, Super Crazy!
Styles- And The Mexicools come to the ring on their Juan Deeres!
King- Super Crazy with a springboard clothesline! He's a house of fire here tonight! He goes up top, missile dropkick!
Styles- But Shelton gets back up, and hits a snap suplex! He goes up top, flying cross body! 1...2 but Super Crazy kicks out.
King- Super Crazy recovers, a big handspring elbow that sends Shelton to the apron!
Styles- Oh no, what's this? Super Crazy grabs a ladder and sets it up by Shelton! Oh my! A leg drop from the top of the ladder onto Shelton!
King- But that one took a lot out of both of them, as Shelton reaches his feet and gets in the ring. He brings in Super Crazy, northern lights suplex! Looks like Shelton's going for the T-Bone!
Styles- But Super Crazy reverses, and gives Shelton a bulldog! He goes to the top, Super Crazy with a Shooting Star Press! 1...2...3!
Here is your winner, Super Crazy!
King- Super Crazy advances, in what many would call an upset!
This next contest is in the World Heavyweight Title Tournament! Coming down the aisle from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, accompanied by Lita, Edge!
And his opponent, weighing in at 326 pounds, Kane!
Styles- You know Kane is looking for payback in this contest! Oh, He comes into the ring and gives Edge a big boot! They're exchanging rights and lefts, Kane gets the upper hand, powerslam!
King- Kane picks Edge up, back body drop! And Kane's going up top, flying clothesline! 1...2... but Edge kicks out. Edge gets up and gives Kane a dropkick.
Styles- Looks like Edge is pissed now, after being beaten down throughout the first few minutes. A belly-to-belly suplex on Kane. Oh no, he's looking for it, Edgecution! But oh my god, Kane sits up! Edge doesn't know what to do!
King- And Edge finally hits Kane with a low blow. Vicious stomps. He's going for the Edgecator! He hit it! 1...2... but Kane kicks out! Edge can't believe what he's seeing! Kane hits Edge with the Chokeslam! He's signaling for the Tombstone!
Styles- He picks Edge up, but Lita takes out Kane's knee! The ref didn't see it! She's holding Kane's legs! She finally lets go, but Kane turns around into a spear! 1...2...3!
Here is your winner, Edge!
Styles- Well I'll be damned, Edge advances to round 2 with the aid of Lita.
The Mexicools are all shown back in their locker room, drinking pitchers of Sangria.
Juventud- ¡Usted avanzó, el amigo! (You advanced, man!)
Psicosis- ¡Sé, yo no lo puedo creer! (I know, I can't believe it!)
Super Crazy- ¡Y cuando gano 2 más iguales, yo finalmente tendré el Campeonato Intercontinental alrededor de la cintura!
(And when I win 2 more matches, I will finally have the Intercontinental Championship around my waist!)
This next contest, is our main event, of the evening! First, coming down the aisle, from St. Louis Missouri, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!
And his opponent, from Death Valley, The Undertaker!
Styles- And Randy's not wasting any time, as he puts the boots to The Undertaker. But Taker gets up, and gives Randy some right uppercuts!
King- Taker now, gives Orton a clothesline, sending to the outside! An irish whip into the barracade! Taker grabs Randy, but Orton reverses it, and throws Taker shoulder first into the steel steps!
Styles- Back in the ring now, and Orton gives Taker a vertical suplex, and a painful backbreaker. He goes up top, and gives him a splash!
King- But my god, Taker sits up! He grabs Orton's shoulder! He goes to the top! Old School! He comes crashing down on Orton's shoulder!
Styles- Taker has Randy by the throat for a chokeslam, but Orton breaks out and sends Taker into the corner!
King- But it had virtually no effect! Taker's going for the Tombstone! But Randy, reverses it, my god with a Tombstone Piledriver of his own!
Styles- He's just measuring Taker! Taker gets slowly to his feet, RKO! Randy hit the RKO on The Undertaker! 1...2.........3!
Here is your winner, Randy Orton!
Styles- The Legend Killer advances to the 2nd round of the tournament! Could it be his destiny to go on and win the WWF Championship?!? We'll see you next week on WWF Monday Night Raw!
