Post by divas2thextreme on Apr 15, 2006 14:12:49 GMT -5
The Fireblaze logo comes on, and the pyro goes off.
Ivory: Welcome to another edition of Fireblaze!
Trinity: What a grade show we have for everyone at home.
Ivory: The #1 contender Trish Stratus will be in action as she takes on Jillian Hall.
Trinity: And that’s the only #1 contender after Sable took care of Mickie James last week.
Ivory: More on that later. At Too Hot To Handle, Candice Michelle, who turned on her friend last week, challenges her former friend Victoria for the TV title. Also, in a fatal-four-way match where the winner gets a title shot whenever she chooses, it’s Madusa vs. Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Jazz. Tonight, these two matches combine into one as Victoria teams up with Stacy and Torrie to take on Candice, Madusa, and Jazz.
Sunny’s music hits.
Ivory: What?
Trinity: What the hell is this? What’s Sunny doing in EDWF?
Ivory: Sunny is standing in an EDWF ring and has requested a microphone.
Sunny: Here I am…Sunny!
Trinity: I could’ve never guessed you were Sunny.
Sunny: That’s right, Sunny in an EDWF ring. The original diva of the WWF is here.
Sable’s music hits.
Ivory: What now?
Trinity: Thank God, save us from this Sable.
Ivory: Sunny said about two sentences on her first night in EDWF, and now Sable comes out.
Sable: Did I just hear you correctly Sunny? Did you say the original diva of the WWF was here when I wasn’t out here? I don’t know what you’re thinking, but apparently you are not thinking correctly. The only original you are is being a bimbo. How many championships have you held? Zero. How many matches have you won? Zero. The only award you could hold is gaining the most weight over a seven year span out of any diva in history.
Sable then slaps Sunny. Sunny then spears her down. Sable then gets on top of Sunny and starts stomping her on the ground. Sable gives Sunny a snap mare and kicks her in the back of the head. Sable is about to give Sunny a Sable Bomb, but Trish comes running out to make the save and Sable goes back up the ramp.
Ivory: Thank God for Trish!
Trinity: Trish just had to ruin it all. I wonder if this will change anything in the Sable-Trish match at Too Hot To Handle.
Ivory: I’m not sure what you mean by that, but regardless, stay tuned, as Melina, the diva who may have coasted Mickie James a main event spot at Too Hot To Handle takes on Nidia, and that’s next.
*Commercial Break*
Backstage, Sunny is shown barging into Stephanie McMahon’s office.
Sunny: What the hell is this Stephanie? I come here, say about twenty words, and get attacked with no reason. I want something done Stephanie! I’m not a #1 contender, so adding me to the main event won’t do any good. How about me being the referee of the main event?
Stephanie: Tammy, calm down. I’ll think about it, and I’ll send someone to let you and Sable know my decision. Please, I’ve got a lot to do, but I’ll give it some deep thought.
Melina vs. Nidia
Nidia comes out first, and Melina attacks her on the way to the ring. Melina then Irish whips Nidia into the steel steps.
Ivory: What the hell was that for? At least wait for your opponent to get into the ring!
Trinity: I love Melina’s aggressive attitude thus far.
Melina throws Nidia into the ring and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and Nidia just kicks out. Melina then gives Nidia a back body drop. Melina then goes to the middle rope. She goes for an elbow drop, but Nidia rolls out of the way. Nidia then plants Melina with a DDT.
Ivory: A DDT! Nidia might be able to pick up the upset if she goes for the cover now.
After a few seconds of trying to get up, Nidia goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..and Melina kicks out. Nidia signals for another DDT, but Melina elbows her way out of it. She kicks Nidia in the mid-section, goes for a Piledriver, connects, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..3.
Winner: Melina
Trinity: An impressive win for Melina.
Ivory: Impressive no doubt. Melina is grabbing a microphone, let’s see what she has to say.
Melina: A lot of people were asking me why I attacked Mickie James last week. The simple answer is this-I cannot stand her! She is so annoying, she annoys everyone, especially Trish in the locker room. She also copied me by wearing a skirt during the match. She has the deadly combination of copying people and annoying people. But I’ll get my opportunity to shut her up. At Too Hot To Handle, I will shut Mickie James up once and for all.
*Commercial Break*
#1 Contender’s Match For The Tag Team Titles: The Dirty Blondes (Michelle McCool & Jackie Gayda) vs. Divas With Attitude (Jacqueline & Tori)
Tori starts out hammering Jackie with rights and lefts. Not before long, all four participants get into the ring.
Ivory: That didn’t take long, all four ladies in the ring at once.
Trinity: Second straight week where this happened.
Ivory: Remember, the winners of this match take on The S Express, that being Sharmell and Shaniqua, for the tag team titles at Too Hot To Handle.
Jackie then throws Tori through the middle rope and out of the ring. Jackie follows her, and Tori smacks Jackie’s head onto the edge of the ring, knocking Jackie down. Michelle gives Jacqueline a scoop slam. Michelle goes to the top rope to go for her trademark leg drop. However, Tori pushes Michelle off and Michelle falls hard into the ring.
Ivory: Oh and a veteran move by Tori. Jacqueline then goes onto the second rope, Tori shoves Michelle into her, and Jacqueline gives Michelle a tornado DDT. Tori then punches Jackie off of the apron so she doesn’t interfere and Jacqueline goes for the cover on Michelle. 1.…..2.…..3.
Winners: Jacqueline & Tori
Ivory: A big win for Jacqueline & Tori as they move on to Too Hot To Handle.
Trinity: I think the S Express will have something to say about this.
Ivory: I’ve faced both Tori and Jacqueline before, and if there’s a team that can get the job done, it’s them.
*Commercial Break*
Lita is shown backstage talking to Stephanie.
Stephanie: So the bottom line is that you want a match and that you think you’re being under-utilized, I see. I’ll tell you what. At Too Hot To Handle, I’ve got an opponent for you. I’m just warning you now, you will not like your opponent. Now please get out because I’m awaiting someone else.
Lita exists, Stephanie is thinking to herself for a few seconds, and Sable walks right in.
Sable: I heard you wanted to see me Stephanie?
Stephanie: That’s right, and you’ll listen to me. You attacked Sunny for basically no reason. So here’s what I’m going to do. I sent someone to tell Sunny this. At Too Hot To Handle, we know you are facing Trish Stratus in the main event. But, in the first match of the night, it will be Sunny, taking on….you. And if Sunny wins, she will be the referee in the main event.
Sable: WHAT! What are you doing? Two matches in one night? This is an outrage.
Stephanie: Well Sable, if you really are the #1 diva, you could handle it.
Sable thinks for a moment.
Sable: You know what, I will handle it. And next week on Fireblaze, I want a warm-up match.
Stephanie: Hmmm, a little overconfident I see. How about this. Champion vs. Champion, Sable vs. Victoria. Do you like that?
Sable: That’s fine.
Sable walks out.
Jillian Hall vs. Trish Stratus
Trish starts out with a spear followed by rights and lefts. Trish then gives Jillian a back body drop. Trish follows it up with a dropkick, followed by an arm drag, and then a suplex.
Ivory: Trish showing what she’s made of.
Trinity: Come on Jillian, get in some offense.
Trish goes for the Stratusfaction bulldog, but Jillian throws her off. Jillian climbs the top rope, goes for a top rope splash, and misses. Trish gets up, signals for the Chick Kick, and hits it. Trish goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..3.
Winner: Trish Stratus
Ivory: Trish making quick work of Jillian.
Trinity: I’ll give Trish credit, she looks ready for one week from Sunday.
Ivory: Stay tuned, up next, it’s the main event.
*Commercial Break*
Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson & Victoria vs. Madusa & Jazz & Candice
Madusa and Victoria start out in the ring. Victoria gives Madusa a head scissors. Victoria goes after Candice, but Madusa trips her. Madusa lifts up Victoria and gives her a belly-to-belly suplex. Candice wants in, and Madusa tags her in.
Ivory: I could’ve never guessed, Candice comes in when Victoria is down.
Candice kicks Victoria repeated times in the mid-section, then slaps her. Candice goes for the Kiss of Death, but Victoria reverses it into a Russian leg sweep. Victoria crawls to her corner, and Candice tags Jazz. Jazz then stops Victoria from tagging.
Ivory: Victoria was so close….
Trinity: But yet so far. I love the strategy by Madusa, Jazz, and Candice.
Jazz lifts Victoria up for a fisherman’s suplex, but Victoria gets out of it, and gives Jazz a neckbreaker, and Jazz rolls to the center of the ring. Both divas are down. Jazz takes Madusa, and Victoria tags in Torrie. Torrie then gives Madusa a clothesline. Candice comes in, and she gets a clothesline from Torrie. Stacy then enters the ring. Victoria clotheslines Jazz out of the ring. Candice then throws Torrie through the ropes onto the outside. Stacy then slams Candice, and she rolls out of the ring. Stacy looks at Candice, and from behind, Madusa gives Stacy a German suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winners: Madusa & Jazz & Candice
Ivory: What a good match-up, but Stacy’s team fell up short in the end.
Trinity: You bet ya.
Ivory: Thanks for joining us this week. Too Hot To Handle is almost a week away, but next week on Fireblaze, the TV champion Victoria takes on the World champion Sable.
*End Of Show*
Ivory: Welcome to another edition of Fireblaze!
Trinity: What a grade show we have for everyone at home.
Ivory: The #1 contender Trish Stratus will be in action as she takes on Jillian Hall.
Trinity: And that’s the only #1 contender after Sable took care of Mickie James last week.
Ivory: More on that later. At Too Hot To Handle, Candice Michelle, who turned on her friend last week, challenges her former friend Victoria for the TV title. Also, in a fatal-four-way match where the winner gets a title shot whenever she chooses, it’s Madusa vs. Stacy Keibler vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Jazz. Tonight, these two matches combine into one as Victoria teams up with Stacy and Torrie to take on Candice, Madusa, and Jazz.
Sunny’s music hits.
Ivory: What?
Trinity: What the hell is this? What’s Sunny doing in EDWF?
Ivory: Sunny is standing in an EDWF ring and has requested a microphone.
Sunny: Here I am…Sunny!
Trinity: I could’ve never guessed you were Sunny.
Sunny: That’s right, Sunny in an EDWF ring. The original diva of the WWF is here.
Sable’s music hits.
Ivory: What now?
Trinity: Thank God, save us from this Sable.
Ivory: Sunny said about two sentences on her first night in EDWF, and now Sable comes out.
Sable: Did I just hear you correctly Sunny? Did you say the original diva of the WWF was here when I wasn’t out here? I don’t know what you’re thinking, but apparently you are not thinking correctly. The only original you are is being a bimbo. How many championships have you held? Zero. How many matches have you won? Zero. The only award you could hold is gaining the most weight over a seven year span out of any diva in history.
Sable then slaps Sunny. Sunny then spears her down. Sable then gets on top of Sunny and starts stomping her on the ground. Sable gives Sunny a snap mare and kicks her in the back of the head. Sable is about to give Sunny a Sable Bomb, but Trish comes running out to make the save and Sable goes back up the ramp.
Ivory: Thank God for Trish!
Trinity: Trish just had to ruin it all. I wonder if this will change anything in the Sable-Trish match at Too Hot To Handle.
Ivory: I’m not sure what you mean by that, but regardless, stay tuned, as Melina, the diva who may have coasted Mickie James a main event spot at Too Hot To Handle takes on Nidia, and that’s next.
*Commercial Break*
Backstage, Sunny is shown barging into Stephanie McMahon’s office.
Sunny: What the hell is this Stephanie? I come here, say about twenty words, and get attacked with no reason. I want something done Stephanie! I’m not a #1 contender, so adding me to the main event won’t do any good. How about me being the referee of the main event?
Stephanie: Tammy, calm down. I’ll think about it, and I’ll send someone to let you and Sable know my decision. Please, I’ve got a lot to do, but I’ll give it some deep thought.
Melina vs. Nidia
Nidia comes out first, and Melina attacks her on the way to the ring. Melina then Irish whips Nidia into the steel steps.
Ivory: What the hell was that for? At least wait for your opponent to get into the ring!
Trinity: I love Melina’s aggressive attitude thus far.
Melina throws Nidia into the ring and goes for the cover. 1.…2...and Nidia just kicks out. Melina then gives Nidia a back body drop. Melina then goes to the middle rope. She goes for an elbow drop, but Nidia rolls out of the way. Nidia then plants Melina with a DDT.
Ivory: A DDT! Nidia might be able to pick up the upset if she goes for the cover now.
After a few seconds of trying to get up, Nidia goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..and Melina kicks out. Nidia signals for another DDT, but Melina elbows her way out of it. She kicks Nidia in the mid-section, goes for a Piledriver, connects, and goes for the cover. 1.…2.…..3.
Winner: Melina
Trinity: An impressive win for Melina.
Ivory: Impressive no doubt. Melina is grabbing a microphone, let’s see what she has to say.
Melina: A lot of people were asking me why I attacked Mickie James last week. The simple answer is this-I cannot stand her! She is so annoying, she annoys everyone, especially Trish in the locker room. She also copied me by wearing a skirt during the match. She has the deadly combination of copying people and annoying people. But I’ll get my opportunity to shut her up. At Too Hot To Handle, I will shut Mickie James up once and for all.
*Commercial Break*
#1 Contender’s Match For The Tag Team Titles: The Dirty Blondes (Michelle McCool & Jackie Gayda) vs. Divas With Attitude (Jacqueline & Tori)
Tori starts out hammering Jackie with rights and lefts. Not before long, all four participants get into the ring.
Ivory: That didn’t take long, all four ladies in the ring at once.
Trinity: Second straight week where this happened.
Ivory: Remember, the winners of this match take on The S Express, that being Sharmell and Shaniqua, for the tag team titles at Too Hot To Handle.
Jackie then throws Tori through the middle rope and out of the ring. Jackie follows her, and Tori smacks Jackie’s head onto the edge of the ring, knocking Jackie down. Michelle gives Jacqueline a scoop slam. Michelle goes to the top rope to go for her trademark leg drop. However, Tori pushes Michelle off and Michelle falls hard into the ring.
Ivory: Oh and a veteran move by Tori. Jacqueline then goes onto the second rope, Tori shoves Michelle into her, and Jacqueline gives Michelle a tornado DDT. Tori then punches Jackie off of the apron so she doesn’t interfere and Jacqueline goes for the cover on Michelle. 1.…..2.…..3.
Winners: Jacqueline & Tori
Ivory: A big win for Jacqueline & Tori as they move on to Too Hot To Handle.
Trinity: I think the S Express will have something to say about this.
Ivory: I’ve faced both Tori and Jacqueline before, and if there’s a team that can get the job done, it’s them.
*Commercial Break*
Lita is shown backstage talking to Stephanie.
Stephanie: So the bottom line is that you want a match and that you think you’re being under-utilized, I see. I’ll tell you what. At Too Hot To Handle, I’ve got an opponent for you. I’m just warning you now, you will not like your opponent. Now please get out because I’m awaiting someone else.
Lita exists, Stephanie is thinking to herself for a few seconds, and Sable walks right in.
Sable: I heard you wanted to see me Stephanie?
Stephanie: That’s right, and you’ll listen to me. You attacked Sunny for basically no reason. So here’s what I’m going to do. I sent someone to tell Sunny this. At Too Hot To Handle, we know you are facing Trish Stratus in the main event. But, in the first match of the night, it will be Sunny, taking on….you. And if Sunny wins, she will be the referee in the main event.
Sable: WHAT! What are you doing? Two matches in one night? This is an outrage.
Stephanie: Well Sable, if you really are the #1 diva, you could handle it.
Sable thinks for a moment.
Sable: You know what, I will handle it. And next week on Fireblaze, I want a warm-up match.
Stephanie: Hmmm, a little overconfident I see. How about this. Champion vs. Champion, Sable vs. Victoria. Do you like that?
Sable: That’s fine.
Sable walks out.
Jillian Hall vs. Trish Stratus
Trish starts out with a spear followed by rights and lefts. Trish then gives Jillian a back body drop. Trish follows it up with a dropkick, followed by an arm drag, and then a suplex.
Ivory: Trish showing what she’s made of.
Trinity: Come on Jillian, get in some offense.
Trish goes for the Stratusfaction bulldog, but Jillian throws her off. Jillian climbs the top rope, goes for a top rope splash, and misses. Trish gets up, signals for the Chick Kick, and hits it. Trish goes for the cover. 1.…..2.…..3.
Winner: Trish Stratus
Ivory: Trish making quick work of Jillian.
Trinity: I’ll give Trish credit, she looks ready for one week from Sunday.
Ivory: Stay tuned, up next, it’s the main event.
*Commercial Break*
Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson & Victoria vs. Madusa & Jazz & Candice
Madusa and Victoria start out in the ring. Victoria gives Madusa a head scissors. Victoria goes after Candice, but Madusa trips her. Madusa lifts up Victoria and gives her a belly-to-belly suplex. Candice wants in, and Madusa tags her in.
Ivory: I could’ve never guessed, Candice comes in when Victoria is down.
Candice kicks Victoria repeated times in the mid-section, then slaps her. Candice goes for the Kiss of Death, but Victoria reverses it into a Russian leg sweep. Victoria crawls to her corner, and Candice tags Jazz. Jazz then stops Victoria from tagging.
Ivory: Victoria was so close….
Trinity: But yet so far. I love the strategy by Madusa, Jazz, and Candice.
Jazz lifts Victoria up for a fisherman’s suplex, but Victoria gets out of it, and gives Jazz a neckbreaker, and Jazz rolls to the center of the ring. Both divas are down. Jazz takes Madusa, and Victoria tags in Torrie. Torrie then gives Madusa a clothesline. Candice comes in, and she gets a clothesline from Torrie. Stacy then enters the ring. Victoria clotheslines Jazz out of the ring. Candice then throws Torrie through the ropes onto the outside. Stacy then slams Candice, and she rolls out of the ring. Stacy looks at Candice, and from behind, Madusa gives Stacy a German suplex, and goes for the cover. 1.….2.…..3.
Winners: Madusa & Jazz & Candice
Ivory: What a good match-up, but Stacy’s team fell up short in the end.
Trinity: You bet ya.
Ivory: Thanks for joining us this week. Too Hot To Handle is almost a week away, but next week on Fireblaze, the TV champion Victoria takes on the World champion Sable.
*End Of Show*
