Post by slappy on Apr 29, 2006 2:17:58 GMT -5
*Main video plays and pyro goes off, music plays*
Paul Heyman, "Welcome everybody to TRA: Showdown, I'm Paul Heyman and JR is a little bitch, so he won't be here tonight."
*WrestleMania theme plays and Linda McMahon comes out*
Linda, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to start the draft. I promised that I would make GM's and I will. The GM of Showdown will be
*No Chance*
Vince, "There will be no GM of Showdown, there will be no Afterburn show, there will be no draft. Who the hell are you to come out here and order me and the fans around? *mix reaction from crowd* You put me in a match with my own flesh and blood. Are you some kind of sick freak? Wanting me to beat my own children. How dare you. Linda, just go backstage so nothing bad happens."
*All Grown Up*
Vince, "Nevermind, look what you have done, you have dragged our daughter into this."
Stephanie, "It's ok, Dad, I can handle it. Mom, why do you come out here and just be defiant to your husbands wishes. He doesn't want you out here or doing anything with the business, but you insist on it. You say, there is no harm in all of us working together, well I say there is.
*Stephanie turns around and then back again, raises her right arm and Here Comes The Money plays*
Shane, "Put your arm down and step away from Mom. *Shane gets in the ring* Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, a little too dramatic, don't you think?"
*Stephanie stares down Shane and slaps him*
Vince, "Come on you two, play nice."
Linda, "Oh, shut up."
*Vince turns to Linda and Linda low-blows Vince*
Stephanie, "How dare you attack your husband, my father."
Linda, "How dare you attack your brother, my son."
*Stephanie goes to slap Linda, Linda blocks and slaps Stephanie*
Linda, "And this time, I ain't feeling sorry for it."
*Linda leaves with all three McMahons on the ground*
*Commercial*
Heyman, "Welcome back, part two of the world title tournament will begin now."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Test. And his opponent, Mark Henry."
Test goes for the big boot, he gets his foot up, Henry catches it and clotheslines Test. He drags him over to the corner. Henry goes to the second rope, jumps off and delivers a splash onto Test. 1, 2, 3. Mark Henry wins.
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Batista. And his opponent, Matt Hardy."
Batista gives Matt Hardy a spinebuster and pins him, to win the squash match.
*Linda McMahon is shown on the phone*
Linda, "I'm glad that you are going to get her soon. I'm sure everyone will be surprised."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Kane. And his opponent, Simon Dean."
In another squash match, Kane chokeslammed and tombstoned Simon Dean and wins.
*In two more squash matches, Edge defeats Jamie Noble and Big Show defeats Funaki*
Kurt Angle defeats Booker with the Olympic slam.
Rey Mysterio loses to JBL when he is hit with the clothesline from hell.
The Undertaker defeats Orton with a tombstone and last ride.
*Linda McMahon comes out on the stage*
Linda, "I know how you all love surprises, especially, my husband. He loves these special announcements. While he may not be pleased with this one. But I'm getting sick of my family and TRA in general. So, I quit. Let's be honest. This show tonight sucked. It was more about my family than the wrestling. But with the new CEO of TRA, that is going to change. The new CEO is someone I can trust. It doesn't matter if my family likes him or if even the wrestlers or the fans like him. He is here to do a job. But then again, some of you may like him. That little thing earlier, was just a swerve. The man has been here all along. Hell, he's right there. *points and the fans cheer*
*Fades to black and TRA logo is shown*
Paul Heyman, "Welcome everybody to TRA: Showdown, I'm Paul Heyman and JR is a little bitch, so he won't be here tonight."
*WrestleMania theme plays and Linda McMahon comes out*
Linda, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to start the draft. I promised that I would make GM's and I will. The GM of Showdown will be
*No Chance*
Vince, "There will be no GM of Showdown, there will be no Afterburn show, there will be no draft. Who the hell are you to come out here and order me and the fans around? *mix reaction from crowd* You put me in a match with my own flesh and blood. Are you some kind of sick freak? Wanting me to beat my own children. How dare you. Linda, just go backstage so nothing bad happens."
*All Grown Up*
Vince, "Nevermind, look what you have done, you have dragged our daughter into this."
Stephanie, "It's ok, Dad, I can handle it. Mom, why do you come out here and just be defiant to your husbands wishes. He doesn't want you out here or doing anything with the business, but you insist on it. You say, there is no harm in all of us working together, well I say there is.
*Stephanie turns around and then back again, raises her right arm and Here Comes The Money plays*
Shane, "Put your arm down and step away from Mom. *Shane gets in the ring* Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, a little too dramatic, don't you think?"
*Stephanie stares down Shane and slaps him*
Vince, "Come on you two, play nice."
Linda, "Oh, shut up."
*Vince turns to Linda and Linda low-blows Vince*
Stephanie, "How dare you attack your husband, my father."
Linda, "How dare you attack your brother, my son."
*Stephanie goes to slap Linda, Linda blocks and slaps Stephanie*
Linda, "And this time, I ain't feeling sorry for it."
*Linda leaves with all three McMahons on the ground*
*Commercial*
Heyman, "Welcome back, part two of the world title tournament will begin now."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Test. And his opponent, Mark Henry."
Test goes for the big boot, he gets his foot up, Henry catches it and clotheslines Test. He drags him over to the corner. Henry goes to the second rope, jumps off and delivers a splash onto Test. 1, 2, 3. Mark Henry wins.
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Batista. And his opponent, Matt Hardy."
Batista gives Matt Hardy a spinebuster and pins him, to win the squash match.
*Linda McMahon is shown on the phone*
Linda, "I'm glad that you are going to get her soon. I'm sure everyone will be surprised."
Lillian Garcia, "Coming down the aisle, Kane. And his opponent, Simon Dean."
In another squash match, Kane chokeslammed and tombstoned Simon Dean and wins.
*In two more squash matches, Edge defeats Jamie Noble and Big Show defeats Funaki*
Kurt Angle defeats Booker with the Olympic slam.
Rey Mysterio loses to JBL when he is hit with the clothesline from hell.
The Undertaker defeats Orton with a tombstone and last ride.
*Linda McMahon comes out on the stage*
Linda, "I know how you all love surprises, especially, my husband. He loves these special announcements. While he may not be pleased with this one. But I'm getting sick of my family and TRA in general. So, I quit. Let's be honest. This show tonight sucked. It was more about my family than the wrestling. But with the new CEO of TRA, that is going to change. The new CEO is someone I can trust. It doesn't matter if my family likes him or if even the wrestlers or the fans like him. He is here to do a job. But then again, some of you may like him. That little thing earlier, was just a swerve. The man has been here all along. Hell, he's right there. *points and the fans cheer*
*Fades to black and TRA logo is shown*
