The Dave
Main Eventer
Con-Chair-Tos all around!
Joined on: Feb 2, 2008 15:29:11 GMT -5
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Post by The Dave on Jul 5, 2016 14:22:18 GMT -5
Their names are fitting as it would appear as though this gimmick was pushed out of a colon.
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Post by BCizzle on Jul 5, 2016 15:08:15 GMT -5
These promos are horrid and so are Darren Young's. Whoever is writing them should be fired immediately. Maybe they would have worked back in 1986 or something.
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Jul 5, 2016 17:53:20 GMT -5
They are two guys that constantly fail but Vince insists in pushing them. The Matador gimmick was the only chance they ever had of making it big but they couldn't even make that work either.
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Post by greenjack1992 on Jul 5, 2016 18:12:20 GMT -5
They are a charismatic vacuum.
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Post by Next Manufactured’s Sweater on Jul 5, 2016 18:44:59 GMT -5
They just don't seem to be able to click. Primo would've made a great lower card babyface in the Velocity era, but that's about it. The Shining Stars gimmick just doesn't really make any sense or do anything for anyone. Lower card heel teams are covered with the Outcasts, Vaudevillains, Breezango and Ascension. I think the only thing that can salvage Primo and Epico now is Carlito returning, or if that doesn't happen, maybe a stable with Del Rio.
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Post by Sizzle on Jul 5, 2016 18:47:29 GMT -5
I honestly thought they were a couple, At this point, why not go down that road? Breezango's got that taken.
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Post by K5 on Jul 5, 2016 19:19:07 GMT -5
the vignettes are so outdated in general, but these guys got saddled with a gimmick that never would've worked in any era except maybe the late 80s.
cringeworthy stuff.
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Post by Midnight on Jul 5, 2016 19:24:12 GMT -5
They need to be released, how many times do they need to be repackaged and fail before someone realizes they suck, like really really bad.
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Post by HHH316 on Jul 5, 2016 20:39:48 GMT -5
At this point, why not go down that road? Breezango's got that taken. Throw one team on each show & were all good. Then we've got a ready made 4 man team for a combined Survivor Series PPV. Yep, I'm grasping at straws.
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Mr Wrestling Jr.
Main Eventer
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Post by Mr Wrestling Jr. on Jul 5, 2016 21:52:20 GMT -5
I was hoping The Shining Stars would have a win streak for a few months, the fans still wouldn't care, then they would attack whoever was in the ring, maybe the announcers as well to get everybody's attention. Then vent about why they want people to come to Puerto Rico, why people need to visit Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is in debt or was doesn't matter, and no one was helping them. Puerto Rico was left to fend for itself. The Shining Stars can say no matter what people think of the place it is still better than where they live. And since no one helped their country, they were going to make them help. Their goal is to win the Tag Team Titles and bring fortune to their country to help it gain greatness once again.
Or something like that.
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Post by @.@ Hempsterdance @.@ on Jul 6, 2016 8:19:42 GMT -5
Needs more Carlito
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Post by Escape The Rules on Jul 6, 2016 12:39:42 GMT -5
The opening line of their entrance music sounds so soft spoken and corny.
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Post by ~ Cymru ~ on Jul 6, 2016 15:06:29 GMT -5
Never been a fan of the "I'm from * country * and cocky" gimmick. There's no depth to either character so why should I care about what they're doing.
El Torito made the tag team interesting and fun back when they were the matadores, now what? Are they working for the Puerto Rico tourist board? I don't understand why I'm supposed to buy into them.
Surely after 3 gimmicks creative are starting to realise that they're quite poor in terms of connecting with the audience. I think this might be last chance saloon for these cats before they get let go.
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Post by AmericanMadeLesGold on Jul 6, 2016 15:48:25 GMT -5
You're right, they're terrible and got absolutely no pop. They were better off as Los Matadores.
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BIG MCLARGEHUGE
Mid-Carder
TURN YOUR DREAMS INTO NIGHTMARE!!!!
Joined on: Jun 19, 2016 22:38:42 GMT -5
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Post by BIG MCLARGEHUGE on Jul 6, 2016 16:07:04 GMT -5
I honestly thought they were a couple, At this point, why not go down that road? Vince did always want to do an incest angle...
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Post by T R W on Jul 6, 2016 16:17:16 GMT -5
This gimmick is so bad it is mind numbing. WHAT THE ARE THEY? WHY DO THEY KEEP PIMPING PUERTO RICO LIKE TRAVEL AGENTS? THEY DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE THEY ARE WRESTLERS. WHY AM I YELLING? For real, from the first vignette, this has been one of the worst and most bizarre gimmicks of all-time. They honestly would be better off just being Primo and Epico and being just straight up jobbers with no gimmick. Like, how the did this get past the idea stage, let alone have MONTHS of vignettes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2016 19:47:25 GMT -5
I had to think who the Shining Stars even were.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2016 22:54:48 GMT -5
Savio Vega needs to manage them.
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Post by ~*Young $ Money*~ on Jul 6, 2016 23:13:50 GMT -5
I had to think who the Shining Stars even were. Yeah me too. Had to read through replies to figure it out lol.
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Post by BulletV1 on Jul 7, 2016 9:50:11 GMT -5
Never been a fan of the "I'm from * country * and cocky" gimmick. There's no depth to either character so why should I care about what they're doing. El Torito made the tag team interesting and fun back when they were the matadores, now what? Are they working for the Puerto Rico tourist board? I don't understand why I'm supposed to buy into them. Surely after 3 gimmicks creative are starting to realise that they're quite poor in terms of connecting with the audience. I think this might be last chance saloon for these cats before they get let go. You do know Puerto Rico isn't country right? It's part of America.
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