Post by KingOfKings™ on Aug 11, 2016 11:33:41 GMT -5
Man, I was thinking of my funniest childhood memory last night and I knew I just had to make this thread and share with you guys.
So I was in 7th grade and my best friend at the time was kinda a dork, but it was whatever.. he had all the cool games and chit so I hung out with him. Everyday after school he would come over and we would play on the PS2.. games like HCTP, GTA, James Bond 007, etc.. It was the end of the school year and my friend, who's name is Jorge BTW had a crush on this asian chick in our school. He thought she was hot, I thought she was butt ugly. So anyways this was back when the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt was popular.. It was the last day of school and we're in my room playing some James Bond 007 Nightfire.. That game was poppin'. So Jorge comes up with this idea.. he's like "Hey man, I'm gonna call this girl that I like and play the song You're Beautiful for her and hang up.." I'm playing the game and I'm like "Yeah, whatever man go ahead" and proceed to give him my phone. Jorge proceeds to call... no answer. He was pretty pissed, So I told him to try again. Once again, Jorge gets no answer.. so he decides to try a different number because he believes he has the wrong one. FINALLY, Jorge gets an answer and a girl picks up.. He puts the phone right by the speaker and starts playing the song... Now this is where it gets good. Like I said I'm really into this game and my dumbass shouts "YO JORGE, I KILLED HIM MAN! I KILLED HIM WITH THE PISTOL" Jorge says, "HELL YEA MAN, HE'S DEAD NICE SHOT." Jorge then hangs up the phone..
Fast Foward now to about an hour later, there's a knock on my door.. My mom goes to answer it. It's A
ING NASSAU COUNTY POLICE OFFICER.. They barge into our house and proceed to ask us questions about any murder, I forgot the specific questions. But it was at this moment Jorge knew he ed up.. The officer then says "We received a call from this number and in the background we heard about a shooting and heard gunshots.." So what does that mean? ING JORGE CALLED THE NASSAU COUNTY POLICE INSTEAD OF THE ASIAN CHICK.. We then explain to the police that it was all a misunderstanding and we were just playing James Bond 007. The officer asks to see the video game and enter the room, so we show him. This makes me laugh because the officer looks to his partner and says "AH! Yup, this is the Walther P99 we heard that fired in the background", and started pointing very loudly with his finger at the game case. I'm crapping my pants and Jorge is in the corner crying. The officer then takes the game and shows my mom that it's rated "T" for Teens and we should not be playing it. Finally, everything is cleared up and the officers leave.. My mom kicked Jorge out of my house and I never spoke to him again..
But I do know one thing, poor Jorge never got that girls number.. and here's the game cover for anyone wondering.
So I was in 7th grade and my best friend at the time was kinda a dork, but it was whatever.. he had all the cool games and chit so I hung out with him. Everyday after school he would come over and we would play on the PS2.. games like HCTP, GTA, James Bond 007, etc.. It was the end of the school year and my friend, who's name is Jorge BTW had a crush on this asian chick in our school. He thought she was hot, I thought she was butt ugly. So anyways this was back when the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt was popular.. It was the last day of school and we're in my room playing some James Bond 007 Nightfire.. That game was poppin'. So Jorge comes up with this idea.. he's like "Hey man, I'm gonna call this girl that I like and play the song You're Beautiful for her and hang up.." I'm playing the game and I'm like "Yeah, whatever man go ahead" and proceed to give him my phone. Jorge proceeds to call... no answer. He was pretty pissed, So I told him to try again. Once again, Jorge gets no answer.. so he decides to try a different number because he believes he has the wrong one. FINALLY, Jorge gets an answer and a girl picks up.. He puts the phone right by the speaker and starts playing the song... Now this is where it gets good. Like I said I'm really into this game and my dumbass shouts "YO JORGE, I KILLED HIM MAN! I KILLED HIM WITH THE PISTOL" Jorge says, "HELL YEA MAN, HE'S DEAD NICE SHOT." Jorge then hangs up the phone..
Fast Foward now to about an hour later, there's a knock on my door.. My mom goes to answer it. It's A
ING NASSAU COUNTY POLICE OFFICER.. They barge into our house and proceed to ask us questions about any murder, I forgot the specific questions. But it was at this moment Jorge knew he ed up.. The officer then says "We received a call from this number and in the background we heard about a shooting and heard gunshots.." So what does that mean? ING JORGE CALLED THE NASSAU COUNTY POLICE INSTEAD OF THE ASIAN CHICK.. We then explain to the police that it was all a misunderstanding and we were just playing James Bond 007. The officer asks to see the video game and enter the room, so we show him. This makes me laugh because the officer looks to his partner and says "AH! Yup, this is the Walther P99 we heard that fired in the background", and started pointing very loudly with his finger at the game case. I'm crapping my pants and Jorge is in the corner crying. The officer then takes the game and shows my mom that it's rated "T" for Teens and we should not be playing it. Finally, everything is cleared up and the officers leave.. My mom kicked Jorge out of my house and I never spoke to him again.. But I do know one thing, poor Jorge never got that girls number.. and here's the game cover for anyone wondering.
