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Post by rbwwejakks on Nov 8, 2007 11:58:30 GMT -5
I remember there being a post about this a long time ago, it was hillarious. Anyways, post Chuck Norris facts. Ill start it off.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can slam a revolving door.
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Post by scottsteiner on Nov 8, 2007 12:06:07 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Post by Beck on Nov 8, 2007 12:07:09 GMT -5
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Post by cccmrkennedy on Nov 8, 2007 12:14:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can win a game of Tennis against a Brick Wall.
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Post by lancewiget on Nov 8, 2007 12:28:05 GMT -5
Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore. ban this blasphemer. for loads of Chuck Norris facts, go to 4q.ccThey also do Mr. T and Vin Diesel facts too. |
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Post by finidigeorge on Nov 8, 2007 13:01:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny anymore. You're saying...they were funny at one point? |
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Post by topcat on Nov 8, 2007 13:28:00 GMT -5
No no, god no not this again....
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Post by mrindy on Nov 8, 2007 14:37:09 GMT -5
The boogeyman checks his bed everynight for chuck norris
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Post by finidigeorge on Nov 8, 2007 14:52:34 GMT -5
I didn't even know who Chuck Norris was untill these facts came about. He could have been some celebrity chef for all I knew...
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Post by rbwwejakks on Nov 8, 2007 16:23:30 GMT -5
"If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds."
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Post by binnzer317 on Nov 8, 2007 16:27:24 GMT -5
Here's a great one.
"Chuck Norris facts are not funny"
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Post by albireo on Nov 9, 2007 15:01:57 GMT -5
To the band wagon!! Seriously though, whats with the Chuck Norris obsession atm?I thought it was just my school but reading here it must be a nation wide thing.
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Post by eggman on Nov 9, 2007 15:07:52 GMT -5
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's  ing beef. Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take crap from anyone. Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never s up. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. I am seriously crying with laughter, lol |
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