JimRiga
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Post by JimRiga on Jul 26, 2017 18:02:37 GMT -5
So guys, I'm a bit bored and this thought suddenly struck me..........which wrestlers' kayfabe character do you think can't drive?
Immediately springing to mind are people like Kamala, George Steele, Umaga & The Boogeyman. I suppose Ted DiBiase just has a chauffeur.
But I can imagine Ultimate Warrior running down the streets heading to each arena just as if he was running down the aisle!!
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mrassbillygunn
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Post by mrassbillygunn on Jul 26, 2017 18:08:05 GMT -5
Virgil. Just for being, Virgil. People called Virgil should not be allowed behind a steering wheel.
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Post by greenjack1992 on Jul 26, 2017 18:28:43 GMT -5
Gobbledy Gooker.
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Post by figurecollector on Jul 26, 2017 20:04:21 GMT -5
Eugene Missing Link Any of the deceased wrestlers Kongo Kong The Bushwackers The Berzerker
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Post by Prophet of Ash on Jul 26, 2017 20:12:34 GMT -5
Eugene Missing Link Any of the deceased wrestlers Kongo Kong The Bushwackers The Berzerker having picked Kongo Kong up, he cannot drive, he insists on McDonalds, and his feet smell awful
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Post by The Brain on Jul 26, 2017 21:16:47 GMT -5
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Post by hCo.Bro™ [brandon_lee] on Jul 27, 2017 13:00:04 GMT -5
Virgil. Just for being, Virgil. People called Virgil should not be allowed behind a steering wheel. Lol I seriously thought of Superbad when Mclovin gets his fake ID, "...one name?! Who are you, Seal?"
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Post by Eugene69 on Jul 27, 2017 15:30:57 GMT -5
I was going to say jamison but you beat me to it. I'll say giant gonzalez just because he's so big, he probably can't get in the driver's seat, he can't get his knees past the steering wheel.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Jul 30, 2017 18:59:41 GMT -5
Kamala can't drive, especially since he's got no legs.
Am I going to hell for that?
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Post by Nivro™ on Jul 30, 2017 19:57:44 GMT -5
How has nobody said Mr. Fuji...i mean cmon, there's a whole stereotype
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Post by marino13 on Jul 30, 2017 22:56:21 GMT -5
How has nobody said Mr. Fuji...i mean cmon, there's a whole stereotype Dammit! That was gonna be my answer.
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Post by The Brain on Jul 31, 2017 17:23:56 GMT -5
Kamala can't drive, especially since he's got no legs. Will you stop?!?!
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Post by marino13 on Jul 31, 2017 17:57:58 GMT -5
Um... Haystacks Calhoun?
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Post by theoutlaw1999 on Jul 31, 2017 18:10:14 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Kane couldn't have got behind a wheel from 1997/2003. Imagine some masked guy racing down the road.
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Post by Grumpyoldman on Aug 1, 2017 11:10:36 GMT -5
I think we all know Joey Marella can't drive!
Open the gates, Satan, here I come!
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Post by dylan on Aug 1, 2017 19:58:43 GMT -5
I think we all know Joey Marella can't drive! Open the gates, Satan, here I come! Well, neither can JYD
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Post by The Brain on Aug 1, 2017 22:56:00 GMT -5
I think we all know Joey Marella can't drive! Keep it up I'm gonna knock you out.
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JimRiga
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Post by JimRiga on Aug 6, 2017 7:44:13 GMT -5
Some great suggestions (maybe not dead people though!).
Let's also add Boogeyman, Max Moon, Mordecai & Maria during her first run!
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Post by JimRiga on Aug 6, 2017 8:01:04 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Kane couldn't have got behind a wheel from 1997/2003. Imagine some masked guy racing down the road. Maybe that's how he crashed his car with Katie Vick in it? Afterall when Triple H did his 'recreation,' shall we say, he was dressed in the mask. I guess Kane may have worn the mask even before '97 to garner sympathy from the ladies 😂
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Post by Kanenite on Aug 6, 2017 10:16:39 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure Kane couldn't have got behind a wheel from 1997/2003. Imagine some masked guy racing down the road. Maybe that's how he crashed his car with Katie Vick in it? Afterall when Triple H did his 'recreation,' shall we say, he was dressed in the mask. I guess Kane may have worn the mask even before '97 to garner sympathy from the ladies 😂 He can drive now though!
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