Post by GP™ on Aug 15, 2007 8:51:13 GMT -5
Dark Match:
*D'Lo Brown defeated a local wrestler.
I marked out like a little school girl and started screaming like a preteen girl does for Cena when I heard "You lookin' at the real deal, now. WOOOOOO-oooooooh!" <3 D'Lo
He carried pretty much the whole match though, which was expected, because he was facing this local guy, but, hey, more D'Lo is no problem for me. He looked to be in good shape, as well. He hit his legdrop, then, he hit the Lo'Down for the victory.
Short vid of D'Lo's post-match celebration:
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Smackdown:
*WWE United States champion MVP comes out and says that he won;t be cleared to box this Saturday on Main Event, but he wants to talk to Matt Hardy. Hardy comes out and MVP challenges him to take the Masterlock Challenge. Chris Masters comes out. Hardy nearly breaks it but MVP kicks him and lays him out.
Everyone was screaming for Hardy, as usual, he got a great pop. MVP came out before SD! started and he got huuuuge heat.
I was the only one in my section cheering for him. He got really bad heat after kicking hardy when he was in the Masterlock, then for doing the Playmaker to him when he got up. Matt Hardy got a great pop as he was carried off.
Video of Some of the Masterlock Challenge/MVP Commentating:
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*Backstage, Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman arrive, seeking Vince's illegitimate child.
*WWE Tag Team champions Deuce and Domino defeat The Major Brothers.
I couldn't tell which was which.
In the end of the match, one of the Majors ran into the ring to the otherside, and took one of the Greasers out, as well as himself. So, the other Greaser won against the other Major with a single man "Crack 'em in the Mouth." Deuce and Domino, surprisingly, got a nice pop from the crowd, even bigger than the Mjrs.
Backstage, Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman meet with Teddy Long and Kristal Marshall. The Great Khali bursts in protesting that he has a match with Kane later. Coachman reminds Vince of "that time in India" and Vince wonders if Khali could be his son.
Hilarious skit. At first, after Coach reminded him of "that time in India", Vince said "Khali? My son?" In a scared tone, then shook his hand while looking petrified. Then, he thought about it for a while, and said, "Khali......my son..." *Evil grin. *
*Finlay vs. Jamie Noble is a no contest when Kane hits the ring.
Finlay worked over the leg of Noble for most of the match, until Kane came out. Nobody expected that to happen, and that blast of pyro when Kane comes out can scare you shitless. Anyways, on the lighter side, Kane was getting ready to Chokeslam Finlay, and when Jamie Noble got up, he ran in front of Kane and started beating on Finlay. Kane, surprised, threw Noble halfway 'cross the ring for his efforts. Then, Kane got in his "chokeslam stance again,and this time, Noble stood and watched, until...Hornswaggle!!!! He came out from under the ring behind Noble, and pushed Noble straight into the back of Kane, in a hilarious spot, and Kane destroyed Noble for all his troubles. 
*Chavo Guerrero pinned Shannon Moore.
Moore escaped a Gory Bomb and rolled Chavo up for a two count, but Chavo won seconds after with a brainbuster. Then, he took Rey's mask that he brought out, put it on Moores head, then went up to the top rope, and Frog Splashed him to add insult to injury.
*Batista comes out and discusses what The Great Khali did to Ric Flair last week. Khali appears on the Titantron. Batista promises to take the World title at Summerslam.
Huge pop for Batista. Fireworks blew out your eardrums. Khali showed Batista how his "Claw" works on a basketball up on the titantron. Batista then rambled on about hoe there are differences between him and a basketball. "Basketballs don't hold grudges.." blahblahblah.
Video of Batista entering (Damn those fireworks were loud) :
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*Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are discussing that anyone could be Vince's son and that it could be The Great Khali or Batista. Big Dick Johnson shows up dressed like a baby and starts dancing.
All I can say is LMAO. Coach started dancing with BDJ, and as McMahon turned around, Coach quickly closed his suit jacket and walked away with McMahon as BDJ kept dancing.
*Mark Henry defeated unidentified wrestler (It was East Coast indy wrestler Plazma, who worked for Jersey All Pro, among other groups). After the match, Henry takes the mic and says he's not scared of the Undertaker. The lights go out and Undertaker's gong strikes as his music plays. The lights go on and Henry goes to the back but mysteriously there is sand everywhere as he walks to the back.
Squash match really. Nothing exciting here. When the gong hit, EVERYONE STARTED TO SCREAM. HUGE POP. Then, when the lights turned back on, and the sand appeared, EVEN HUGER. Henry just picked up a handful of sand, then he threw it down and walked to the back.
*Backstage, Kristal Marshall asks Torrie Wilson and Michelle McCool to be her bridesmaids in her wedding to Teddy Long. Victoria walks by with Kenny Dykstra and agrees to be one as well. Kristal says she's picked her bridesmaids. Victoria slaps McCool. McCool slaps Kenny then fights with Victoria. Teddy Long sets up a match between the two.
*Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are walking in the back and encounter Jimmy Wang Yang and Funaki. He wonders if one of them are his son. Kane shows up from behind and says, "Dad."
Couldn't stop laughing at these segments. They were HILARIOUS. Jimmy goes, "Hey, Mr. McMahon. I'm Jimmy Wang Yang, and "I'm your boy!" McMahon goes, "Yeah, I know who you are." Then he wonders about that one time in Japan, with Funaki's MOM. Funaki goes, "Mai motha, she say, she say "she love you long time" or something to that effect. Priceless.
*Victoria defeated Michelle McCool after Kenny Dykstra interfered.
Pretty boring match. Fans near me started chanting "Boring," "Change the channel," and one group of kids, about 18, started going, "Kenny...then the next one said Johnny...and so on..until the high-pitched Mitch - then all of them laughed. Including me. And another thing to laugh at, was this one guy behind me, in the middle of the match, just shouted, "Oooooooh, Chavoo....." lmao.
*WWE World champion The Great Khali defeated Kane. Finlay interfered. Batista makes the save but gets caught by Khali's claw.
Dumb Match. The claw on Kane's ribs looked so fake/weak. Batista got another great pop when he ran in. Then Khali got huge boos when he had batista in the claw. Everyone started laughing at Batista's facial expressions when he was locked in Khali's grip. It looked like a cross between Batista trying to imitate the Undertaker when he flips his eyes backward, and just him being high.
*WWE re-taped the women's bout, this time with Michelle McCool defeating Victoria.
Bathroom Break.
Show over.
*Dark Match Main event: Khali vs. Batista
The quickest match ever. I didn't see until i ran back up a random stairwell to catch it. I saw Batista and Kane sharingwords as Khali was gone. Anyone care to fill me in on what happened? As soon as Batista's music ended, the bell rang. lmao.
*D'Lo Brown defeated a local wrestler.
I marked out like a little school girl and started screaming like a preteen girl does for Cena when I heard "You lookin' at the real deal, now. WOOOOOO-oooooooh!" <3 D'Lo
He carried pretty much the whole match though, which was expected, because he was facing this local guy, but, hey, more D'Lo is no problem for me. He looked to be in good shape, as well. He hit his legdrop, then, he hit the Lo'Down for the victory.
Short vid of D'Lo's post-match celebration:
img532.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mvi2314nb9.flv
Smackdown:
*WWE United States champion MVP comes out and says that he won;t be cleared to box this Saturday on Main Event, but he wants to talk to Matt Hardy. Hardy comes out and MVP challenges him to take the Masterlock Challenge. Chris Masters comes out. Hardy nearly breaks it but MVP kicks him and lays him out.
Everyone was screaming for Hardy, as usual, he got a great pop. MVP came out before SD! started and he got huuuuge heat.
I was the only one in my section cheering for him. He got really bad heat after kicking hardy when he was in the Masterlock, then for doing the Playmaker to him when he got up. Matt Hardy got a great pop as he was carried off.Video of Some of the Masterlock Challenge/MVP Commentating:
img532.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mvi2321oc0.flv
*Backstage, Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman arrive, seeking Vince's illegitimate child.
*WWE Tag Team champions Deuce and Domino defeat The Major Brothers.
I couldn't tell which was which.
In the end of the match, one of the Majors ran into the ring to the otherside, and took one of the Greasers out, as well as himself. So, the other Greaser won against the other Major with a single man "Crack 'em in the Mouth." Deuce and Domino, surprisingly, got a nice pop from the crowd, even bigger than the Mjrs.Backstage, Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman meet with Teddy Long and Kristal Marshall. The Great Khali bursts in protesting that he has a match with Kane later. Coachman reminds Vince of "that time in India" and Vince wonders if Khali could be his son.
Hilarious skit. At first, after Coach reminded him of "that time in India", Vince said "Khali? My son?" In a scared tone, then shook his hand while looking petrified. Then, he thought about it for a while, and said, "Khali......my son..." *Evil grin. *
*Finlay vs. Jamie Noble is a no contest when Kane hits the ring.
Finlay worked over the leg of Noble for most of the match, until Kane came out. Nobody expected that to happen, and that blast of pyro when Kane comes out can scare you shitless. Anyways, on the lighter side, Kane was getting ready to Chokeslam Finlay, and when Jamie Noble got up, he ran in front of Kane and started beating on Finlay. Kane, surprised, threw Noble halfway 'cross the ring for his efforts.
Then, Kane got in his "chokeslam stance again,and this time, Noble stood and watched, until...Hornswaggle!!!! He came out from under the ring behind Noble, and pushed Noble straight into the back of Kane, in a hilarious spot, and Kane destroyed Noble for all his troubles. *Chavo Guerrero pinned Shannon Moore.
Moore escaped a Gory Bomb and rolled Chavo up for a two count, but Chavo won seconds after with a brainbuster. Then, he took Rey's mask that he brought out, put it on Moores head, then went up to the top rope, and Frog Splashed him to add insult to injury.
*Batista comes out and discusses what The Great Khali did to Ric Flair last week. Khali appears on the Titantron. Batista promises to take the World title at Summerslam.
Huge pop for Batista. Fireworks blew out your eardrums. Khali showed Batista how his "Claw" works on a basketball up on the titantron. Batista then rambled on about hoe there are differences between him and a basketball. "Basketballs don't hold grudges.." blahblahblah.
Video of Batista entering (Damn those fireworks were loud) :
img532.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mvi2347lx1.flv
*Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are discussing that anyone could be Vince's son and that it could be The Great Khali or Batista. Big Dick Johnson shows up dressed like a baby and starts dancing.
All I can say is LMAO. Coach started dancing with BDJ, and as McMahon turned around, Coach quickly closed his suit jacket and walked away with McMahon as BDJ kept dancing.
*Mark Henry defeated unidentified wrestler (It was East Coast indy wrestler Plazma, who worked for Jersey All Pro, among other groups). After the match, Henry takes the mic and says he's not scared of the Undertaker. The lights go out and Undertaker's gong strikes as his music plays. The lights go on and Henry goes to the back but mysteriously there is sand everywhere as he walks to the back.
Squash match really. Nothing exciting here. When the gong hit, EVERYONE STARTED TO SCREAM. HUGE POP. Then, when the lights turned back on, and the sand appeared, EVEN HUGER. Henry just picked up a handful of sand, then he threw it down and walked to the back.
*Backstage, Kristal Marshall asks Torrie Wilson and Michelle McCool to be her bridesmaids in her wedding to Teddy Long. Victoria walks by with Kenny Dykstra and agrees to be one as well. Kristal says she's picked her bridesmaids. Victoria slaps McCool. McCool slaps Kenny then fights with Victoria. Teddy Long sets up a match between the two.
*Vince McMahon and Jonathan Coachman are walking in the back and encounter Jimmy Wang Yang and Funaki. He wonders if one of them are his son. Kane shows up from behind and says, "Dad."
Couldn't stop laughing at these segments. They were HILARIOUS. Jimmy goes, "Hey, Mr. McMahon. I'm Jimmy Wang Yang, and "I'm your boy!" McMahon goes, "Yeah, I know who you are." Then he wonders about that one time in Japan, with Funaki's MOM. Funaki goes, "Mai motha, she say, she say "she love you long time" or something to that effect. Priceless.
*Victoria defeated Michelle McCool after Kenny Dykstra interfered.
Pretty boring match. Fans near me started chanting "Boring," "Change the channel," and one group of kids, about 18, started going, "Kenny...then the next one said Johnny...and so on..until the high-pitched Mitch - then all of them laughed. Including me. And another thing to laugh at, was this one guy behind me, in the middle of the match, just shouted, "Oooooooh, Chavoo....." lmao.
*WWE World champion The Great Khali defeated Kane. Finlay interfered. Batista makes the save but gets caught by Khali's claw.
Dumb Match. The claw on Kane's ribs looked so fake/weak. Batista got another great pop when he ran in. Then Khali got huge boos when he had batista in the claw. Everyone started laughing at Batista's facial expressions when he was locked in Khali's grip. It looked like a cross between Batista trying to imitate the Undertaker when he flips his eyes backward, and just him being high.
*WWE re-taped the women's bout, this time with Michelle McCool defeating Victoria.
Bathroom Break.
Show over.
*Dark Match Main event: Khali vs. Batista
The quickest match ever. I didn't see until i ran back up a random stairwell to catch it. I saw Batista and Kane sharingwords as Khali was gone. Anyone care to fill me in on what happened? As soon as Batista's music ended, the bell rang. lmao.
