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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Jun 24, 2019 10:13:31 GMT -5
So today is the date of us finding out about that horrible weekend that involved the Benoit family. And people have been posting pictures of Chris and such today. And it got me thinking....
What would Chris Benoit's hair end up looking like if he remained living??
He was clearly going bald, but do you think he would have just let the male pattern baldness continue without shaving his head bald?? Would he have ended up with a Hogan style hairline (without the skullet part)?? Or would it have been more of an Al Bundy hair loss, where it would start to go bald at the back of his head after a while??
I know this is such a weird, random thing to talk about, but I am curious.
I honestly think the top of his hair would have disappeared over the next few years, and he'd probably buzz his hair off, since Dynamite Kid did that when in Japan, and Benoit being a huge fan of his.
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Post by alanpartridge on Jun 24, 2019 10:19:00 GMT -5
He would have had a hair transplant like Chavo Guerrero
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Post by mrassbillygunn on Jun 24, 2019 11:10:46 GMT -5
lol what an odd question, however he would probably just shave it off. I dont know why people bother with hair transplants, the hair is just thin and whispy shave the damn thing off.
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Post by nibs92 on Jun 24, 2019 11:51:51 GMT -5
I think it would have been pretty cool if he’d shaved it close and with his grizzled face and missing tooth, he could have been an excellent bully character. Could have been a great way of him putting younger guys over
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Post by K5 on Jun 24, 2019 16:02:47 GMT -5
him and malenko were pretty clearly on some heavy finasteride/dutasteride doses. you don’t get away with that type of rampant anabolic steroid use with the genetics for balding. he would’ve been bald by the end of his ecw run had he not been using something to prevent it.
so to answer your question: he would’ve changed nothing at all.
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Post by Decky on Jun 24, 2019 16:11:56 GMT -5
I predict 500 page minimum on this thread.
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Post by keegandimitrijevic01 on Jun 25, 2019 10:00:23 GMT -5
Who knows? I heard a rumor that he would've passed away approximately a year after the tragedy anyway. He was dead while alive
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Post by Markw on Jun 25, 2019 12:32:51 GMT -5
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Post by hbkbigdaddycool on Jun 25, 2019 15:09:49 GMT -5
Why am I on this forum?
You still took the time to comment on my thread of Benoit's hair, so I consider that a victory for me!
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Post by Bandalero on Jun 25, 2019 19:32:20 GMT -5
I think he would have been bald with a grizzly beard ala old man Triple H right now.
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Post by Papi Joker on Jun 25, 2019 20:04:36 GMT -5
yep bald AF... one of the side effects of steroid use...
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Post by Old Zeke on Jun 27, 2019 6:27:39 GMT -5
Definitely bald, and definitely retired by this point.
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Post by RuthlessFigs on Jun 27, 2019 6:33:45 GMT -5
I'd say he would've gone with the current Triple H look, bald with a thicker beard to compensate and keep him looking badass.
But he definitely would have been retired by now, probably a trainer at the PC or owning his own Wrestling School.
Actually kind of want to see what that would look like now, someone good with Photoshop should moc that up.
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