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Post by DTP. on Oct 21, 2020 13:47:13 GMT -5
Jakked - December 23, 2000
Bi-Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina
Broadcast on syndication
Taped on December 18, 2000 The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to WWF Jakked!
In a rematch from SmackDown this past Thursday night, Kaientai made their way out to the stage to loud boos from the crowd on hand. With microphones in hand, Taka Michinoku and Funaki gloated to the people about how superior they were to the redneck people in attendance. Funaki followed with a low-pitched "INDEED", while Taka declared that tonight would begin their plans for world domination, and it would be "EVIL".1) Too Cool def. Kaientai (4:14)Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay were able to put their losing streak behind them, having embarked on an unfortunate dry spell coming off of Scotty being sidelined with injury, which then cost Too Cool the WWF Tag Team Championships. Though they were each left laying by Raven in an unexplained attack to send a message to WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi, the two were in a joyous mood tonight on Jakked. Once again wearing the Santa hats, they were in a festive mood looking to once again overcome Kaientai. Taka Michinoku and Funaki were subdued as Scotty flew with an axe handle of the top into Grandmaster Sexay's arm-wrenched grip on Funaki. Michinoku made the tag and found himself hiptossed endlessly by Sexay, until Funaki jumped him from behind. Kaientai cornered Sexay and scored with a stereo dropkick, and a snapmare into a chinlock from Funaki paved the way for a sliding dropkick from Taka. Sexay was able to reverse a double suplex into a DDT to both men, and Scotty made the tag. Taking out both members of Kaientai, Michinoku surprised Scotty with a missile dropkick when Sexay was able to send him to the floor with a clothesline! Scotty bulldogged Funaki and executed the Worm, to pick up their second win in two days.
3) Tazz def. Shank (3:20)'The One Man Crime Scene' did not take well to the humiliating week he had had, all starting last weekend on Sunday Night Heat. Dressed as the thug that stole Christmas was struck over the head by the same prosthetic arm he had gifted Al Snow, allowing K-Kwik to recapture the WWF Hardcore Championship. To make matters worse, Tazz then succumbed to an embarrassing defeat at the hands of Chyna on SmackDown, whom he'd insulted on Heat days prior. Tonight on Jakked, Tazz wanted nothing more than to avenge that loss against the man known simply, as Shank. Shank tried to use his size as an advantage to the hard-hitting shortstack, but 'the Human Suplex Machine' drilled him with heavy hands right out of the gate. Shank surprised Tazz with a dropkick, but a Tazzplex saw him dropped right on top of his head! Shank reversed a Tazzmission attempt into a sidewalk slam, but sat back and found himself forced to tap out to the Tazzmission - just like that.
4) D-Lo Brown def. Chuck Coates (4:11)Coming off of a loss at the hands of Raven over a week ago on SmackDown, the former WWF European Champion was set for action in tonight's main event, against a nine-year veteran in Chuck Coates. Coates was in great shape and shook hands with D-Lo Brown before the bell, just to be bested by the WWF Superstars with an armdrag and a calf kick catching Coates as he came off the ropes. Brown restrained Chuck with an armbar applied, when the vet struck with a low kick and was able to score a suplex on D-Lo for a near fall. A headlock applied, D-Lo soon worked his way out of it, before catching Chuck off the ropes with a sit-out powerbomb. D-Lo climbed to the top rope and soared with the Lo Down, to pick up the three count. |
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Post by DTP. on Oct 22, 2020 12:26:33 GMT -5
 Sunday Night Heat - December 24, 2000
Charlotte Coliseum in Charlotte, North Carolina
Broadcast on MTV
Taped on December 19, 2000 - Live from WWF New York
We opened to a shot of outside WWF New York, in the heart of Times Square. The sights were something to behold, as the freezing members of the public waiting to be let in screamed with joy with the arrival of Santa Claus! Santa's sleigh rode up to outside of the entertainment complex, with the big man greeting the jolly crowd by throwing confetti from inside of his big, burlap sack! Quickly it became clear that Santa's Little Helper was none other than the Kat, and the man playing Santa was none other than Mick Foley! 'The Hardcore Legend' was back after Vince McMahon allowed him back this past week on SmackDown, and he hoped to spread holiday cheer to Sunday Night Heat, on this fine Christmas Eve!
The opening video package aired, bringing us inside of the entertainment complex in WWF New York for Sunday Night Heat. It was Christmas Eve, and Michael Cole alongside Al Snow were present to welcome us to the special holiday edition of MTV's Heat. Snow brought Head along for the ride with him, draped with reindeer ears, as Michael was quick to tout that there would be a party tonight - all made possible by Santa Claus!
Mick Foley came wandering out to the stage with the Kat not far behind him, 'the Hardcore Legend' continuing to rain confetti down on the people in attendance, sharing the love from his burlap sack! Mick let out all of the jolly Ho-Hos, before shaking hands with Michael Cole and teasing Al Snow by poking his nose! Michael asked Santa Claus about his agenda here tonight, in New York City. Foley in the costume responded merrily in-character, delighted to be here in WWF New York! Santa Mick revealed that he was passing through the neighborhood on his treacherous travels to deliver presents and gifts to girls and boys around the world, but once he saw that the World Wrestling Federation were throwing a party in the hottest complex in the Big Apple, he just knew he had to come on in for a hearty glass of milk, cookies, and the opportunity to be right here on Music Television!
Changing tone to his real life persona, 'the Hardcore Legend' expressed just how great it was to be welcomed back to the WWF. Discussing how he had dedicated so much of his career to falling from high places and destroying other Superstars' face, as Commissioner he had committed hours upon hours of time to the WWF even after retiring last February. But thanks to Vince McMahon, he was able to once again come to work for his cushy paycheques, and see the good people that made him love his job so much! Foley even expressed his joy to see Al Snow, joking about how one day he might just yet find a gimmick that will get him over, but it was the year 2000 and a 'Cowboy' Bob Orton cast would not cut it! Michael asked Mick about an update regarding his heavily pregnant wife, to which Foley expressed his joy that family were doing all well and good, and for that he had Vincent Kennedy McMahon to thank! The festivities would soon go interrupted with the arrival of Tazz. With an insincerely touched expression on his face, 'the One Man Crime Scene' gestured with his heart, and expressed just how glad he was to see Mick Foley once again.
No longer having to sit with his big, lard ass on the couch feeding his pregnant wife cheeseburgers all day - Tazz hated to ruin the gig of a lifetime, reminding Mick that he portrayed a much better Santa Claus than he did last week! Al tried to assert what happened to him when he tried to mess with Chyna during last week's interview, but the thug shut him down. The former WWF Hardcore Champion claimed that this was what the problem was with Sunday Night Heat: they were live, on MTV! Instead of boring Michael Cole, and the cringed cyborg known as Al Snow, this should be Tazz's show! Father Mickmas implied that the thug must have woken up with coal in his stocking, but Tazz insulted Santa and insulted Christmas! Ever since he was a young boy growing up in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, he had been getting chewed up and spit on wherever way he turned. Now a WWF Superstar, he deserved more respect! 'The One Man Crime Scene' started pushing Al Snow who ordered he leave, to which Tazz responded claiming that Sunday Night Heat was his show now! All the while, Santa Claus Mick Foley let out a loud tension-breaking salute for the arrival of the Kat, who followed with the reindeers: the Goodfather's former Hos! Their dancing and gesturing may have been enough to stop a riot from breaking out in WWF New York, to kick off the show!
. 1) K-Kwik (c) def. Steve Blackman to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (4:13)
The WWF Hardcore Champion K-Kwik was happy to have regained his title from 'the One Man Crime Scene' one week ago at WWF New York, on Sunday Night Heat. Though this week he looked to have some stiff competition in a former multiple-time champ himself, 'the Lethal Weapon' Steve Blackman. Steve immediately attacked K-Dawg on his way out to the ring whilst rapping, putting his martial arts sticks to good use at ringside. Blackman tried whipping the champ into the barricade, just for K-Kwik to send him into the steel steps. Blackman fired back however, with a martial arts kick seeing him flying off of the steps! The challenger took control, introducing a trash can and a kendo stick to beat on the rapper with, but K-Kwik would soon come back with a big axe kick upon entry to the ring! A missile dropkick saw Blackman evade the high-flying attack, and immediately began cracking the kendo stick across his spine! With a martial arts sticks, a Russian legsweep went connected for a near fall, when Blackman resorted to using the kendo stick for an assist with the back suplex! K-Kwik refused to stay down as the champ rolled out to the floor, using the barricade as a launching pad for a crossbody! Once again back inside, a Mic Check went blocked by Blackman who narrowly missed a pump kick, and K-Kwik scored with an axe kick of his own into the trash can, to retain the title!
Much to the annoyance of Tazz on commentary, K-Kwik had once again been able to come out on top, still the WWF Hardcore Champion! Steve Blackman remained down and beaten, while K-Dawg grasped his successfully defended title and raised it high in the air with pride. K-Kwik was the man to beat currently in the wild, wild 24/7 west!
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A video package aired, taking us back to Monday night on RAW is WAR. All week long we had been expecting some follow-up from the Chairman Vince McMahon as to why he made his return to the World Wrestling Federation the week prior, and Shane McMahon had been plotting to confront his father in the middle of the ring. Highly frustrated from how his Dad had granted immunity to the Rock and Mick Foley despite Shane's attempts to fire them once and for all, the son of the boss would in fact come out to the ring to face off with his old man. A war of words followed, with Shane under full belief that the WWF was his for the taking. Vince claimed that neither of his children were ready for the responsible, noting their weaknesses in leading the company. Shane would grow tired of Vince's lectures and demand he be a man and fire his own son there and then - but before the Chairman could even respond, Stone Cold Steve Austin came storming out to the ring to salute the people. Austin then left both McMahons laying with two Stone Cold Stunners - to remind the McMahons that 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was here, and to remind them that Austin wanted the WWF Championship!
Returning to WWF New York, several buffet tables were being prepared at the back of the stage, while Michael Cole, Al Snow and Tazz welcomed us back from the commercial break. 'The One Man Crime Scene' made things awkward for Santa Claus's "reindeer" ladies behind them, trying to strike up a conversation with several of them to no avail. Michael and Al discussed how the Christmas party inside of the entertainment complex was off the charts, before introducing their next special guests at this time: the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz! D-Von and Bubba Ray both arrived wearing Santa hats and green tinsel, both jolly to be here despite the beating received last week on RAW is WAR at the hands of T&A. Michael and Al asked the Dudleys how great it felt to once again be the champs. Bubba echoed his sentiments that the two of them were now officially two-time WWF Tag Team Champions, and that it took them a long time to get back to where they once were. D-Von spoke about how they had not held these belts since WrestleMania, and while they scratched and claws their way back to the top at Armageddon - it's clear that they had a major point to prove to each and every single one of the other tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation today.
Bubba Ray discussed how Test and Albert wanted their titles back to further impress their "genius" manager Trish Stratus, and that was fine. The APA wanted to come after them too - since because their hat was found in their destroyed office last Thursday night on SmackDown, that proved them to be guilty. When pressed on whether they had anything to do with Bradshaw and Faarooq's office being left dismantled, D-Von refuted the claim. He told Michael, Al and Tazz that they had no part in that - but if the APA wanted to come for their gold and make out to be such tough guys: to bring it on, because the Dudleys would once again prove that they were the most dominant tag team this division had to offer! Bubba then added that T&A and join in on the fun too, if they really wanted. One way or another, after they beat both of those teams' asses, they couldn't wait to return back home to Dudleyville for the Dudley Clan Christmas. The elder brother could not wait to see the looks on Spike and Big Dick's faces once they popped their heads through the door as the champs! Naturally, Tazz had to intercept the conversation. Noting how long he had known the Dudleys, 'the One Man Crime Scene' believed that the Dudleys were full of cr*p! He believed that while people could change, just because the Dudleys got the Tag titles did not mean that they could come out here and act all courageous!
The thug insulted D-Von and Bubba Ray for their change in character, reminding them of how many riots the Dudley Boyz used to set off in "the good old days". The Dudleys never used to kiss babies, they used to kick ass and were savage in doing so! The former WWF Hardcore Champion then made the mistake of calling the two "barbarians" for putting Trish through a table back at the Survivor Series, and putting her out of action for over a month. Although the fans inside the entertainment complex wanted to see Tazz get his ass handed to him however, the Dudleys were receptive to Tazz's criticisms, and asked that he elaborate. All the while, Al and Michael gave way for Mick Foley to show up on stage behind him. With a festive Mr. Socko in hand, wrapped in tinsel himself, Mick waited for 'the One Man Crime Scene' to turn around before planting the Mandible Claw on Tazz! The thug tried pushing it out while the Dudleys took one of the buffet table from behind them: and when Tazz freed himself, the champs were there to plant Tazz with the 3D through the table! Together, 'the Hardcore Legend' raised the hands of the WWF Tag Team Champions' hands, whilst Tazz remained left laying, covered in the food prepared for the banquet later tonight!
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In the locker room, the Radicalz were in training for Terri, who looked to show the former WWF Women's Champion Lita up later tonight, in singles action. Perry Saturn sat in a chair while Dean Malenko had some guards on: a hot and sweaty 'She-Devil' brandishing boxing gloves! Malenko was preparing Terri for the battle ahead, though lectured her on what she was doing wrong. The WWF Diva wasn't picking up the striking combinations, but Saturn interjected himself. Rallying his girlfriend on, Saturn implored that Terri didn't need to use any of these "fancy-pants" combinations at all. All Terri had to do was kick Lita's ass and show her who the real "Hot Momma" of the World Wrestling Federation truly was! Saturn psyched Terri up, challenging her to get madder and madder. Finally, Terri screamed a warcry before punching Malenko straight in the face with the boxing glove! 'The She-Devil' showed remorse as Malenko painfully shielded his eye, while Perry laughed aloud and kissed his girlfriend on the cheek: a job well done!
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In the arena, Val Venis made his way out to the ring for singles action tonight on Sunday Night Heat. In a festive mood himself, with red and white, fluffy trunks on, 'the Big Valbowski' was towel-less as he took to the microphone to address the ladies in attendance! The women loved 'the Valbowski', as he wished all of them a Happy Holidays. Val soon shared what the ladies could envision, waking up on a Christmas morning with 'the Big Valbowski'. They could expect to wake up with the windows still steamed up, from the hot action inside the bedroom on a cold night outside. The ladies could enjoy their cosy time with Val, because he planned to be crawling out of bed at 2pm surrounded by several of the hottest, most smoking ladies that any man out there could imagine! Soon enough, Joe E. Legend came stampeding out to the ring for action. There was no talking from the rookie here tonight, in an all-business mindset!2) Val Venis def. Joe E. Legend (3:32)With it being apparent that Joe E. Legend's guidance beneath the wing of the WWF European Champion William Regal was now over and done with, it appeared that the rookie was taking a turn in a new direction. The rookie was furious at the actions of 'the Big Valbowski' this past Thursday night at WWF New York, where Val Venis was getting all-too acquainted with two fine, young women. Refusing Val's attempts to reach out to take him under his wing, Joe E. threw down the table full of drinks and was confronted by 'the Valbowski', leading to this match tonight. With a no-nonsense attitude, Legend surprised Val Venis early with a series of heavy-handed shots. Stomping away at him, the referee was forced to step in to call for a break in action. Venis soon rallied back with some hard shots, a spinebuster giving him a near fall. A fisherman suplex attempt went blocked into a neckbreaker from Legend, which gave him the lead against a former WWF European Champion. With a seated abdominal stretch applied, Val struggled to fight back to his feet, but was able to with a big hiptoss. Venis scored a near fall with the fisherman suplex, when Legend struck with a jumping DDT! Legend was furious that Val had kicked out and looked for the Hospital Job, reversed into a full nelson slam from Val, to pick up the three count!
'The Big Valbowski' had his hand raised, despite the attempts by Joe E. Legend to ruin his Christmas cheer tonight on Sunday Night Heat. Val Venis would roll out to the floor to strike up some conversation with three young women in the front row, while Joe E. pounded his fists on the mat in frustration from the loss.
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Returning to WWF New York, Santa's Little Helper the Kat was standing by amongst the hundreds of people on hand in the entertainment complex. Wanting to know who the hunkiest WWF Superstars were, there were girls that believed The Rock, Chris Jericho and Triple H were the hottest male competitors in sports entertainment today. The Kat then took over, discussing her own romantic involvements in recent months. Not giving away any names, Kat would ramble on and on as only the former WWF Women's Champion could. Finally, Michael Cole and Al Snow managed to cut her off - standing on the stage, to discuss how X-Pac had still proven to be a major thorn in Triple H's side.
A video package aired, reliving Armageddon. Triple H was able to decisively defeat his former best friend X-Pac in a hotly-contested battle, and that was thought to be all over for their rivalry. That is of course, until 'the Man' blind-sighted him with a baseball bat the following night on RAW is WAR. X-Pac cost Triple H his match against Chris Benoit, and even blind-sighted 'the Game' this past week on RAW as well! X-Pac held the baseball bat to the throat of his ex-friend, claiming that now was X-Pac's time, despite the X-Pac Heat that flooded the building around them. On SmackDown this past Thursday night, X-Pac took it one step further: costing Triple H another match against 'the Rabid Wolverine' with the X-Factor on the floor. In an interview with 'the Cerebral Assassin' on Monday night, it forecast that things were not over by a long shot between the two former D-Generation X members, and that Triple H would have his revenge on X-Pac at the next closest opportunity.
A video package aired, reviewing the vengeance that Stone Cold Steve Austin wreaked on both Vince and Shane McMahon this past Monday night on RAW is WAR. While everybody appeared to be contending for an opportunity at Kurt Angle's WWF Championship, and Chris Benoit getting first dibs at 'the Megastar' tomorrow night on RAW is WAR, Austin similarly made his presence felt on the title hunt this past Thursday night on SmackDown. Though Vince McMahon had similarly dropped a bombshell: lifting the Rock's ban from WWF Championship opportunities, following his major victory against the Big Show in a Steel-Cage match. Austin and Rock would then have to coexist together, with 'the Texas Rattlesnake' confronting 'the Brahma Bull' in his dressing room. Later that night, the two looked to combat the WWF Champion and 'the Giant' in the main event. A tense battle forcing both men to give it their all, Austin would rock the 500-pound Big Show with a Stone Cold Stunner, before the Rock would plant Show with the Rock Bottom giving their team the victory. There was no celebration together, but an acknowledgement. These career-long rivals both wanted the WWF Championship, held by the Olympic Gold Medalist!
Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed Stone Cold Steve Austin's sights on the WWF Championship, and what that could mean for Vince or Shane McMahon, given the McMahon Family's longtime vendetta towards 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. Michael touted that Austin was scheduled to be with us tonight for the Christmas Eve party thrown inside of WWF New York, when out came WWF European Champion William Regal! 'The Goodwill Ambassador' had a meal on wheels with him, rolling it out on a tray. When asked why he was here, William let out a hearty, loud greeting to all of his fans in New York City tonight. It appeared that the Englishman merely wanted to express his kind regards to all of his fellow countrymen across the pond, holding them in much higher regard than his fellow WWF Superstars! Snow believed the Brit to be full of himself, though the WWF European Champion ordered that "Leif" (Cassidy) silence himself and let 'the Ambassador' speak! William remarked about the negative response from the entertainment complex crowd, believing Americans to be so full of themselves that they had to invent their own vocabulary! Delving into the difference in cultures between Britain and the United States of America, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' debated how little sense American slang made.
Where the Englishman came from, "potato chips" were called crisps, yet chips were called "fries" here, and "sidewalks" were called paths! William recounted how little respect the people had for a sophisticated young gentleman who had everything going his way. He was kind and the Americans were behaving poorly towards a man of his stature. Michael tried to sneak a peek of what was the dish Regal had brought out to the stage with him, though Regal scolded Cole for attempting to lift the metal lid covering the food. William explained the reason he was here tonight in WWF New York, to present Stone Cold Steve Austin with a traditional taste of Great Britain. Finally unveiling the meal beneath, Regal uncovered the traditional English Christmas dinner. It was a plate of mashed potatoes, pigs in blankets, Yorkshire puddings and slices of turkey, doused in a deliciously thick layer of gravy! Al wanted to know what the hell a Yorkshire pudding was, to Regal's appall. Despite the sincere lack of respect Mr. Austin had similarly shown him in the past, William was here to gift Austin with what was sure to be delight from 'the Rattlesnake' here tonight. Whenever he arrived here for the party, Regal was confident that Stone Cold would be a huge fan of William for extending the olive branch to him, once again! Was Regal out of his mind?
. 3) Lita (w/WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios and Matt Hardy) def. Terri (w/The Radicalz) (1:56)The unlikely pairing of Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko as the Radicalz had been brought together with a major thanks to play to Saturn's own girlfriend Terri, who had a rather misfortunate encounter with Lita last week on Sunday Night Heat. As Matt Hardy had been contending with WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios's attempts to join Team Xtreme in recent weeks, it was clear that there was something else going on with Essa and his ex-girlfriend, Lita. After Essa and Hardy were victorious against the Radicalz on RAW is WAR, 'the She-Devil' had issued the challenge to the former WWF Women's Champion, and showed up in boxing gear for this match tonight. Malenko continued to favor his eye after being punched out by Terri in the locker room. When Terri first threw hands at Lita, the redhead fan favorite was able to quickly take her down and begin hurling Terri across the ring with a handful of blonde hair! Lita snapmared and dropkicked Terri for a near fall, when Malenko climbed on the apron to serve as a distraction. Saturn snuck in behind and dropped Lita with a death valley driver, when Matt Hardy rushed him at ringside! The Radicalz pounded on Matt when 'the Daredevil' flew with an Asai moonsault to the floor, while back inside Terri's attempt at a sleep went butted off in the corner, and a Twist of Fate connected! Lita stripped off her shirt and climbed to the top rope - a bra-laden Moonsault picking up the win!
Lita was victorious tonight on Sunday Night Heat, despite the attempted attack from Perry Saturn and distraction from Dean Malenko! As Matt Hardy continued to beat on Saturn on the floor, the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios rushed back inside to be the first to raise his ex-girlfriend's hand in victory. 'The Daredevil' was proud of Lita for a job well done, though his eyes were clearly focused on the bra in which Lita was wearing in awe! While the Radicalz carried 'the She-Devil' Terri up the rampway, Matt Hardy joined Lita and Essa in the ring to celebrate.
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Back at WWF New York, the stage was filling up in the background as members of staff grabbed plates, and began covering them with food from the buffet tables. Backstage, the Kat took a sip of wine before coming across Bubba Ray Dudley. Surlily, Kat told Bubba that she was a huge fan of what he did. When asked to elaborate, she commented about giving the Divas of the World Wrestling Federation the wood they deserved. Bubba appeared interested in what Kat had to say, the former WWF Women's Champion soon whispering in the WWF Tag Team Champions' ear that she too, wanted to be introduced to some wood herself! Bubba chuckled naughtily, as Kat spotted mistletoe hanging above the two of them! Kat asked Bubba to do the honors, and closed in for a kiss when D-Von Dudley rushed up to them. Letting Bubba know the food was all set up, Bubba's attention swayed. Telling D-Von to get lunchtrays, the Dudley Boyz headed off! High and dry, a tipsy Kat muttered in annoyance, calling Bubba "so boring".
As the stage continued to fill up with hungry guests, Michael Cole and Al Snow were still standing alongside the WWF European Champion William Regal, who watched in disgust as Al bit into a turkey leg taken from the buffet table behind them! Michael discussed RAW is WAR tomorrow night on the USA Network - what would be a huge Christmas Day edition of the show! Touting that Kurt Angle would defend the WWF Championship against fellow Coalition member, Chris Benoit; the co-hosts also announced that Lance Storm would be receiving a shot at Rikishi's WWF Intercontinental Championship! Plus, Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon will both be live and in-person; and Chris Jericho would return to take on X-Pac one-on-one! Snow added that this holiday edition of RAW was shaping up to be something special.
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We abruptly cut to outside of the entertainment complex, where a pick-up was pulling up in the heart of Times Square! Stone Cold Steve Austin climbed out of the truck and tossed the car keys to a nearby photographer, threatening him not to dent his truck or he'd have 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to worry about! Austin was arriving at WWF New York for the Christmas party, and WWF European Champion William Regal was thrilled at how Austin would take to his traditional English Christmas dinner!
We returned to a Royal Rumble Memories video package, taking us back to the 1995 edition of the Royal Rumble match. In one of the most amazing spectacles in sports entertainment history, 'the Heartbreak Kid' would draw the worst possible entry at #1, and go the distance to walk out as the winner of the Royal Rumble! Shawn Michaels went to WrestleMania XI from outlasting 29 other WWF Superstars, proving for years to come that anything could happen in the most unpredictable match of the year.
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A video package aired, recapping the highly competitive alliance shared between the Coalition members, WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. With 'the Rabid Wolverine's victory back at the Survivor Series, Benoit believed that he was next in-line for an opportunity at 'the Megastar's title gold. Angle's confidence meanwhile had shot through the roof, believing that the Coalition was a family, and refusing to face Benoit yet invite any other WWF Superstars the chance to compete for the WWF Championship. Believing Benoit to be a screw-up after losing for the team in tag team competition, the two were finally pitted against Chris Jericho back at Armageddon. It was a hard-hitting performance from all three men, but Angle would sneak away from the Triple Threat match for the WWF Championship after rolling Benoit up with the tights! Tensions would escalate even higher last Monday night on RAW is WAR, as Benoit offered to shake Kurt Angle's hand upon request of the champ's girlfriend Stephanie McMahon...only to then rope him in for the Crossface! The Olympic Gold Medalist tapped out and later had Benoit escorted out of the building, but did not exactly endear himself to Stephanie's father Vince McMahon on SmackDown. Sick and tired at Kurt's attempts to befriend him, Vince declared that the match we had been waiting for for weeks would finally happen: it would Kurt Angle defending the WWF Championship against Chris Benoit - on Christmas Day!
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In her dressing room, Lita was all towelled up. Having just gotten out of a shower after her match against Terri, the redhead seemed glad with how Christmas Eve was treating her. As the former WWF Women's Champion scoured her bag for clothes, in walked the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios. Her ex-boyfriend caught her by surprise, but Essa didn't care about her undressed state. In his thick Mexican tone, Essa congratulated Lita again in broken English. Lita appeared flattered, as Essa continued to fawn over her and drew closer to his ex-girlfriend. It appeared he was about to confess his undying feelings for her, when Matt Hardy entered the room to similarly congratulate Lita. 'The Daredevil's tone would change, as he sheepishly left the two Team Xtreme members alone. Matt wondered what that was about, to which Lita kindly asked him to leave so she could get dressed!
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On the stage at WWF New York, Michael Cole did the honors of introducing the long-anticipated arrival of their final guest: Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' came stomping out to the stage, raising his fists to the packed house on hand inside of the entertainment complex. Al Snow and WWF European Champion William Regal both found common ground in applauding 'the Rattlesnake's presence, as Michael approached Steve to get some comments from the man himself. The first thing Stone Cold had to say was just how far a ride it was from his hometown of Victoria, Texas. It took him just over a day to travel here, but he was here now live and in living color to spend Christmas in the Big Apple! Now he was finally here, Stone Cold outlined how he saw this whole night going ahead. He had brought along a six-pack of beer, and he was going to indulge in some of the finest food the restaurant joint had to offer him, before embarking on a long, drunken night ahead before gearing up for RAW is WAR tomorrow night, on Christmas Day. Stone Cold then surveyed the appearance of 'the Goodwill Ambassador', asking William Regal what he had on the food cart.
The WWF European Champion exclaimed just how grateful he was that 'the Texas Rattlesnake' had asked. William Regal removed the lid from the traditional Christmas dinner, beginning to explain how he had this roast all cooked up for Stone Cold's arrival, assuming him to be hungry from the long drive to New York City tonight. Austin asked if it was for him, and Regal smiled and nodded along. Picking up the plate, Steve poked around with his fingers at the meat and potatoes on his plate, before barbarically taking a pig-in-blanket and smearing it through the mash potatoes. Eating it with his mouth, Regal visibly shuddered at the thought. Austin was upset if he had offended William, who instead requested he proceed. With the Englishman's eyes on Austin eating, Stone Cold complained how he didn't like being stared at. Awkwardly, the Brit apologized but proceeded to watch further. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' finally came up with a compromise, and that was a "foreign exchange". Since Regal was nice enough to indulge him with England's finest cuisine, what he wanted was for William to enjoy some of his blue-collared, favourite brand of beer! Inviting William to crack a can of it, the Brit hesitantly removed it from the plastic rungs and cracked it open. Consequently, it frothed up all over William's suit!
Stone Cold pressured 'the Goodwill Ambassador' to go ahead and slurp it up, and drink the beer. William Regal was clearly uncomfortable with drinking the American's beer, but 'the Texas Rattlesnake' warned him he would get offended if Regal didn't polish that can up in the next ten seconds! The WWF European Champion panicked and began to down the Steveweiser, then thanked him for it. Stone Cold picked up a slab of turkey and went to put it in his mouth, before acknowledging how badly William had wanted for them to be best buddies. Ever since he'd gotten here, all Regal wanted was a strong friend, and it was no surprise he had nominated ol' Stone Cold for the job! William told Steve it would be an absolute pleasure to be friends with 'the Rattlesnake'. That's when Steve told William that he was still new here in the World Wrestling Federation, and that if there was any advice he could give him it would be "DTA: Don't Trust Austin!" Austin tossed the plate up in William Regal's face, before stomping a mudhole in the WWF European Champion, right on the stage! Besmirched, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' tried to fight back, just to be launched right on top of a buffet table, covering his lavish three-piece suit in food! Dragging him out from underneath, Austin continued to put the boots to the Brit before allowing him to roll off the stage to the floor! Stone Cold had one last thing to say to everybody watching inside WWF New York, or around the world on MTV: Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year! Austin proclaimed he would once again become WWF Champion in 2001, and that was the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so! |
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Post by DTP. on Oct 26, 2020 16:19:09 GMT -5
 RAW is WAR - December 25, 2000
McKenzie Arena in Chattanooga, Tennessee
Broadcast on TNN
Taped on December 22, 2000
A video package aired, reviewing what went down last week on SmackDown. Having refused to fire his son Shane McMahon on Monday night, Vince McMahon resumed oversight of the World Wrestling Federation. The Chairman did find himself with a problem however, and that problem was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Upon lecturing his daughter Stephanie McMahon in the middle of the ring, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' let himself be known: that he wanted the WWF Championship. Kurt Angle would interrupt and try to win over his girlfriend Steph's father, just to find himself in a tag team predicament. In the main event, for the first time ever and with an uncuttable tension in the air, Stone Cold Steve Austin teamed with the Rock to defeat 'the Megastar' and the Big Show. Though throughout the night, having failed to win over 'the Billion Dollar Princess's father, Vince declared that he would like to see Kurt Angle put the WWF Championship on the line on Christmas night - against Chris Benoit!
The opening video package aired, welcoming us to the McKenzie Arena in Chattanooga, Tennessee! Pyrotechnics plummeted across the stage, with a jam-packed crowd on hand tonight. It was Christmas Day, and RAW is WAR was on the air ahead of what was sure to be a larger-than-life night to end the year 2000 with a bang! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler wished us a happy holidays, on a night where we would see the WWF Champion Kurt Angle put the gold on the line against fellow Coalition member Chris Benoit; Rikishi would defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Lance Storm; Chris Jericho would return from concussion to battle X-Pac; and we would visit the Miami, Floridan home of The Rock for a special Christmas message!
Stephanie McMahon surprised the people of Chattanooga by making her way down to the ring first. Walking with purpose, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' appeared ready of the fact that later tonight her boyfriend Kurt Angle would put the WWF Championship at stake against Chris Benoit. Upon entering the ring, Steph claimed that she felt the need to discuss the ongoing situation between her brother Shane McMahon, and her father Vince McMahon. Ever since she was a little girl, she had been 'Daddy's Little Girl', and as much as she had Shane to thank for every amazing little thing that had happened to her in her life to this point - she was still 'Daddy's Little Girl'. Stephanie discussed how Shane was contentious about once upon a time, marrying Test. Then, Shane was sceptical of her marriage to Triple H. But finally, he saw exactly what she saw - that Kurt Angle was the man of her dreams! As much as she hated the tension her father and brother shared, and the fact that Kurt tonight had to put it all on the line against 'the Rabid Wolverine', she hoped that there would once again be harmony in the World Wrestling Federation: after all, they were all McMahons!
Vince McMahon came strutting down the rampway, receptive to his daughter's comments. The Chairman climbed into the ring and hugged 'the Billion Dollar Princess' tightly, before taking his own microphone. Vince understood fully what this was all about. As far as the McMahons' family dispute went, this was the type of thing Stephanie had known throughout her childhood and adult life. Declaring that they were known as 'the World's Most Dysfunctional Family' for a reason, they always pulled through when times were tough. Hoping that Shane would come to his senses for the good of the business. Vince however, saw through Stephanie's posturing, that he knew this regarded her little boyfriend Kurt Angle. If 'Daddy's Little Girl' wanted the WWF Championship match tonight against Chris Benoit cancelled, he would not do that! Tennessee cheered for the Chairman's choice, but Steph reasoned that this wasn't about that. When pressed what this was really all about, Steph declared that she wanted to express her deepest gratitude for everything her Dad had taught her! McMahon held back waterworks, emotionally confessing how terrible she had been and had been lost without her Daddy's help! Squeezing Vince tightly, he finally smiled faintly. Finally, the WWF Champion Kurt Angle made his way down the rampway with the Big Show not far behind him. 'The Megastar' did not appear happy with Vince McMahon's refusal to call off his title match tonight, and he expressed this upon entering the ring. Apologizing to his girlfriend's father for the rude interruption, he wanted Vince to know once more that his intentions with Steph were nothing but pure. Confessing his love for Stephanie, the Olympic Gold Medalist sucked up to Vince and insisted that they had gotten off on the wrong foot.
Angle knew he wasn't the best WWF Champion he could be, but could only keep on trying - even if that meant betraying the Coalition and beating Chris Benoit tonight, to keep the WWF Championship. Chattanooga booed 'the Megastar's pleas, offering a handshake to bury the hatchet. Instead, Vince surveyed him up and down and moved on to face the seven-foot-two 'Giant' standing closeby! McMahon asked Big Show what his story was. While Kurt Angle was an Olympic-calibre wrestler, an American patriot through and through...he lacked the size that the Big Show had to offer! Vince noted Show's history - a former WWF Champion, WWF Tag Team Champion, and WrestleMania main eventer. Yet all he saw in the 500-pounder was a waste! Show tried to respond but Vince growled in asking Show when exactly he was going to break from the pact, and set the world on fire! He was a 'Giant', and could become WWF Champion again tomorrow if he so rightly wanted! Show looked back in determination once Vince implied he was "the champ's b*tch", when Kurt wisely tried to talk Show into leaving. Kurt also tried getting Stephanie to come with him - but neither Show or Stephanie budged! Angle left on his own accord with Show slowly following solo! Vince watched in charge, while the WWF Champion's girlfriend stayed at her father's side! Was the boss driving the wedge between the Coalition?
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Backstage, Mick Foley was spotted arriving at the McKenzie Arena with a Santa hat on, and tinsel around his neck like jewellery! 'The Hardcore Legend' had not been seen since being sent home with pay by Shane McMahon two weeks ago, but Santa Claus had arrived - warmly greeting and shaking hands with backstage personnel! What was the former Commissioner doing here tonight?
Back on RAW is WAR, the APA were seen rushing the backstage area before storming into the locker room of the WWF Tag Team Champions, the Dudley Boyz! D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley jumped to their feet once Bradshaw and Faarooq came stampeding into the room, the Texan doing all the talking. Hotter than we could expect from Bradshaw, he exclaimed that he knew what they did last Thursday night. Accusing the Dudley Boyz of destroying their office, Bradshaw claimed that the Dudleys were really pushing it - believing they were the toughest tag team in the World Wrestling Federation when the APA were! D-Von and Bubba were confused, but Faarooq asserted that they found their hat in the rubble. Bradshaw refused to give the champs chance to talk, instead demanding a shot at the WWF Tag Team Championships tonight! D-Von fired back, telling them that they were one of the toughest tag teams, and that they didn't give a damn about the APA's office! Bubba echoed this sentiment that the titles made them the most dominant tag team in the business today - and if the APA wanted a shot, they could take it here tonight! The APA left in accord, Bradshaw reiterating that they were the toughest bastards the WWF had to offer.
. 1) Edge and Christian def. Matt Hardy and WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios (w/Lita) (2:55)Disappointed in their loss to the Dudley Boyz in a tag team tables match last week on RAW is WAR, Edge and Christian requested another WWF Tag Team Championship shot this past week on SmackDown, to be refused by Vince McMahon. The boss instead opted Christian challenge Essa Rios for the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship, and once Edge got involved so did 'the Daredevil's ex-girlfriend Lita. The match ended in a disqualification, but Matt Hardy would make the save for this temporary version of Team Xtreme. Essa Rios flew through the air with a flying headscissors on Edge to start things off. Matt soon made the tag and caught Christian with the Side Effect - even dropping to all fours and allowing Rios to soar with Poetry in Motion into a hurricanrana! Edge managed to halt Matt's momentum with a spear, allowing the former WWF Tag Team Champions to ground their career rival. Essa proved to be the foil for Lita's plan: the distraction allowing her to fly with the diving headscissors, only for Edge to catch her with a powerbomb! Matt caught the Canadians with a double clothesline, and the tag was made! Rios was aggressive after his ex-girlfriend was left laying, and a double armdrag sent the brothers through a loop. Matt looked for the Twist of Fate on Edge as Essa climbed the ropes for the 450 splash - when Edge sent Matt into Rios! Hardy was sent from the ring, and a dive went turned into a spear from Edge for the win!
Edge and Christian slipped from the ring with a victory under their belts, perhaps a sign of things to come for the Coalition members come later tonight. It remained to be seen where Edge and Christian stood in the Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit controversy that looked to culminate tonight. Meanwhile Matt Hardy was aided to by Lita, when a furious Essa Rios confronted him! The WWF Light Heavyweight Champion was mad about Hardy's collision with him, that arguably cost them the match. Matt and Essa butted heads when Lita got in the middle of the two to cool them off.
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In his dressing room, the WWF Champion Kurt Angle was seen shaking his head in disbelief. Mulling over what Vince McMahon's strategy was, in walked the Big Show. 'The Megastar' shot to his feet and asked Show what his problem was in the ring. Were the words of the Chairman actually getting into his thick head? Angle was appalled that 'the Giant' actually believed a single word out of Vince's mouth - that Vince was looking to break the Coalition apart. Much like how he was also out to break up his romance with Stephanie McMahon. Show stood in silence as the Olympic Gold Medalist declared he would not let the Coalition fall apart - as their leader - when Show finally interrupted. Uttering that maybe it was due time that Kurt be knocked down a peg or two. Trying to leave, Kurt demanded to ask about Show's loyalty, and what kind of man he wanted to be. Show continued to leave, but not before telling Kurt that he was going to see Chris Benoit, who might speak to him with a little more respect! The door slammed, leaving the WWF Champion alone.
We returned to see Vince McMahon in his office, looking over a thick pile of documents and folders placed on his desk. The Chairman looked to be busy and muttered at the inconvenience laying before him, when Stephanie McMahon entered the room. The boss tried to explain to 'the Billion Dollar Princess' what he was trying to do out there, but his daughter simply told Vince that he was right about every word he said. Maybe Kurt Angle was a guy she shouldn't be involved with, and maybe the Coalition was tightly wound around his finger. Surprised at her revelation, Vince told 'Daddy's Little Girl' that there was a lot he could tell her about 'the Megastar'. Undeniably, Kurt was one of the fastest rising stars in World Wrestling Federation history - but he was an egomaniacal toad that manipulated everything around him! Steph surprisingly agreed with her Dad, that Kurt had changed more than she liked. Referring to Vince's speech to Shane last week, she said she wanted to be better, and work her butt off to one day be what her father expected of her. Vince accepted this as a start, then offered to let her begin - by helping him with all of the documents on his desk!
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Inside the arena, Lance Storm was standing in the ring ahead of his shot at the WWF Intercontinental Championship. 'The Pride of Calgary' demanded seriousness from the Chattanooga crowd, before explaining just how tonight's opportunity fell into his lap. Knowing it was Christmas, he did Stephanie McMahon a favor last week by standing in to take on her ex-husband Triple H! With no time to prepare, it was only natural that the Canadian failed. But to his shock and delight: a Christmas miracle transpired - she repaid her favor, by granting him this title match against Rikishi tonight! Declaring that for all of his favorite Canadians watching, he would bring the title back home to Calgary for the holidays! Rikishi finally interrupted, the WWF Intercontinental Champion dressed to impress in his very own Santa Claus uniform!
2) Rikishi (c) def. Lance Storm by disqualification to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship (3:37)'The Pride of Calgary' was being repaid for a favor from Stephanie McMahon. Last week, with Chris Benoit escorted from the building, Stephanie asked Lance Storm to fill in for 'the Rabid Wolverine' against her ex-husband Triple H. Coming up short or not, the no-nonsense Canadian was repaid with this chance tonight, against the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi. 'Big Kish' had a strange interaction with Raven last week on SmackDown, who left both members of Too Cool laying after their victory against Kaientai. Tonight, dressed in Santa garb and all, 'Big Kish' looked to wrap things up shortly, in the spirit of the holiday season. Storm struck with a fast-paced hit and run strategy, until a sunset flip led to Rikishi freezing at a standstill. Aiming for a sitdown splash, Storm avoided the dropping bomb and scored with a dropkick to the face! The challenger wrenched on the Samoan's leg, only for Rikishi to successfully kick him away! Firing back with a melee of headbutts, a belly-to-back suplex connected for a near fall, when Storm struck with another dropkick to the knee. A Super Kick followed, but shockingly the champ managed to kick out! With Lance furious, Rikishi got back up and gave Storm a super kick of is own - sending him into the corner. Rikishi tore off his Santa pants and looked for a festive Stinkface, when Raven helped Storm to the floor and struck Rikishi with his crowbar through the ropes!
Lance Storm had been rolled out to safety, but his chances of becoming WWF Intercontinental Champion on Christmas Day had gone salvaged, by none other than the mysterious Raven! The eerie enigma dropped his crowbar before the fallen Rikishi in the ring, laughing sadistically at the fate that had befallen the 400-pound Samoan. 'The Creator' picked the champ's head up and caressed his cheek, before suddenly dropping 'Big Kish' with an Evenflow DDT for good measure! Out ran Too Cool to their buddy's aid, similarly looking for retribution for what Raven did to them on SmackDown. Instead of fighting, Raven bowed before Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay. Kneeling with his arms wide open, Raven rolled peacefully to the floor himself! Too Cool were confused, left to attend to the champion.
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Backstage Michael Cole was standing beside a disgusted and appalled WWF European Champion William Regal. Michael wanted to get 'the Goodwill Ambassador's thoughts on what happened to him last night on Sunday Night Heat, causing the Englishman to grimace at the sheer sight of his interviewer. Insulting his pug-like face and blonde highlights, William asked Michael who he thought he was. He was no rapscallion, no hooligan. Instead, he was the WWF European Champion - 'Goodwill Ambassador' to the good people of Great Britain! Regal ordered Michael to review the footage from the Christmas Eve party last night at WWF New York: a replay airing and showing his olive branch extended to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Back live, Regal remarked that he did not bloody deserve to have his suit tarnished by that filthy, dirty swine, and his invitations for friendship were officially off the table! Pent up and besmirched, Regal demanded respect and justice on 'the Texas Rattlesnake' - challenging him to a match tonight on RAW is WAR!
Back live on RAW is WAR, Stone Cold Steve Austin was seen arriving at the McKenzie Arena with his bag hung over one shoulder. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' sang about Christmas aloud, before being stopped in the halls by a member of the backstage crew. Informing him that William Regal had challenged him to a match tonight, Austin chuckled at the idea of opening up another can of whoop-ass on the WWF European Champion tonight. Austin told the assistant to relay the message that 'the Goodwill Ambassador' was on, and how he looked forward to stomping a mudhole in his ass and walking him dry, tonight!
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In the building, X-Pac came strutting down to the ring to loud boos from the Chattanooga crowd in attendance. 'The Man' walked with a cocky swagger as he climbed into the ring, before sauntering over to grab a microphone. Discussing his beef with Triple H, X-Pac reiterated just how far it went back. This beef went beyond D-Generation X, that it went all the way back to the Kliq. X-Pac called Triple H selfish, that he took all the glory from him and left X-Pac with the scraps. But no more - X-Pac declared that 'X-Pac Heat' wasn't about hating him, that 'X-Pac Heat' was about standing up for what he believed him: himself! X-Pac implored Hunter to come for him any time any place, because he was fully prepared to humiliate 'the Game' at each and every turn. The countdown interrupted 'the Man's speech, culminating in a blast of pyrotechnics. It could mean only one thing - the return of Chris Jericho!
Shelved after suffering a concussion on the same night he fought both Big Show and WWF Champion Kurt Angle, the stitches in Y2J's scalp were gone. The Canadian was on top form tonight, demanding that X-Pac please shut the hell up! Jericho surveyed the people if they missed him, before insisting that they needn't worry anymore: 'the Sexy Beast' was here to save them all from the disgusting wrath of 'X-Pac Heat!' As the fans chanted "X-Pac sucks" to his behest, Jericho thought this was a familiar sight. Pulling up footage on the TitanTron of a match from WWF In Your House in 1996, the then-called 1-2-3 Kid lost his match to Razor Ramon, and as a result, was forced to wear a diaper! The fans laughed in Chattanooga, and X-Pac threatened to kick Jericho's ass. Jericho told X-Pac not to throw another temper tantrum, because he would make 'the Man' p*ss his pants tonight! Y2J dropped the mic and hit the ring, X-Pac looking for retribution!
3) X-Pac def. Chris Jericho (4:53)It was two weeks ago where Chris Jericho almost pulled out all the stops to become WWF Champion, by first bypassing the Big Show by disqualification, and challenging Kurt Angle later that very night. Unfortunately a steel chair shot received by 'the Giant' resulted in Y2J suffering a concussion headed into battle against 'the Megastar', sidelining him for the past two weeks. Opposing him was X-Pac, 'the Man' responsible for Triple H's numerous pitfalls, including ensuring 'the Game' lost to Chris Benoit last week on SmackDown. X-Pac was fired up after Y2J's humiliating verbal tirade and immediately came to strikes with Jericho, who fired back with two flying forearms. A spinning wheel kick continued, but just when the Canadian was getting going, X-Pac struck with a sharp roundhouse kick to the face! 'X-Pac Heat' filled McKenzie Arena, as he focused primarily on the previously concussed head of Jericho, even choking him with his leg over the middle ropes. Trash talking Jericho, he would cut him off after a series of chops with another leaping kick to the skull! A Bronco Buster went met with the enzuigiri, and Jericho followed with the bulldog and a Lionsault was attempted! X-Pac rolled away and Jericho landed on his feet, when the X-Factor went reversed into the Walls of Jericho! X-Pac was able to kick out, before cradling Y2J with a handful of ropes for the win!
Having lucked his way to victory tonight, X-Pac was quick to escape the ring. The previously concussed Chris Jericho was left kneeling in defeat in the ring, holding his head while the official checked on him. Chattanooga rained down with 'X-Pac Heat' for 'the Man', who backed up the rampway laughing at Y2J's setback tonight on RAW is WAR. Loud mouthed and crotch chopping all the way, he was in for a Christmas present he'd never forget once Triple H appeared behind him: taking X-Pac's head off with a big clothesline! 'The Game' had been waiting since Armageddon for this opportunity, choking X-Pac right there on the stage, until a crew of referees rushed out to restrain the seething 'Cerebral Assassin!' X-Pac was able to weasel off the rampway to the production pit below, escaping forget. Triple H pointed his way with a face of vengeance, not pleased with X-Pac's cowardliness.
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With their office inexplicably still in shambles, the APA were sat at the table preparing for their WWF Tag Team Championship match against the Dudley Boyz. Bradshaw asked the cigar-smoking Faarooq if he was ready to get even with the Dudleys, to which Faarooq dotted his cigar out and responded that he was ready to take their titles from them, too. Getting up to head for the ring, the APA were surprised to be greeted by Trish Stratus. Unintimidated by their brute presence, Trish inquired to see how their investigation was going. The Texan responded, revealing that Trish was the APA's source - that the Dudleys were behind the office's destruction last Thursday night! Bradshaw was pleased with her help, when Trish stroked his chest and offered the APA her services out there tonight. Bradshaw, ever the romantic, accepted and asked what they were waiting for. Trish walked Bradshaw out, leaving a hesitant Faarooq to ask if they could trust her!
Returning to the office of the Chairman, Vince McMahon was on the phone with someone, as Stephanie McMahon continued compiling through the large folder of paperwork at her own separate desk. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' appeared content with the arrangement, when in walked Mick Foley. Standing to her feet in panic, Vince hung up the phone and immediately embraced 'the Hardcore Legend' with a deep and hearty hug! Stephanie remained panicked by one of her enemies' presence in the same room as her, but Mick put her at ease and even greeted her nicely! Vince pulled Mick over to the other side of the room, discussing how he knew how high the stakes were between Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. They may be Coalition, but he knew just how competitive they were. That's why there could be no funny business in their WWF Championship match tonight. Mick told Vince he would ensure no funny business took place and that he would call it down the middle, just the way he saw it. Stephanie finally asked what this was about, when Vince revealed that he had called Mick Foley to RAW this Christmas night...to be special guest referee for the WWF Championship match! 'Daddy's Little Girl's jaw dropped, as Mick gave her a sincere thumbs up.
. 4) The Dudley Boyz (c) def. The APA (w/Trish Stratus) to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships (2:53)
With the Dudley Boyz as WWF Tag Team Champions once again coming away from Armageddon, it appeared that all eyes were on them as the tag team to beat in the World Wrestling Federation. Blind-sighted by T&A and the returning Trish Stratus last week on RAW is WAR in the backstage area, Test and Albert took on the APA last Thursday night on SmackDown when the Dudley Boyz entered the fray for redemption! Later that night the APA would find their office in ruin, with the only clue being a Dudley Boyz-branded baseball cap. Trish had offered her services to the lovesick Bradshaw, who did not have good luck with women after his interactions with Terri a few months ago. The APA struck early with some hard-hitting blows, out to prove themselves to be the toughest tag team in the WWF today. A double clothesline and an assisted spinebuster to Bubba Ray enabled the challengers to take control, with Bradshaw and Faarooq not letting up on him until D-Von came off the top rope with a double clothesline to both APA members! The Dudleys connected with a double-team backdrop to Faarooq before Bubba powered Bradshaw up for the Dudleyville Device - for a near fall. D-Von hit the ropes and Trish grabbed his foot, which allowed Faarooq to send D-Von from the ring and plow Bubba with a spinebuster for a near fall. T&A made their way out to the ring to the confusion of the APA, allowing the champs to flapjack Faarooq, before surprising Bradshaw with the 3D for the win!
The APA had fallen short in what was a chaotic shot at the WWF Tag Team Championships here tonight, but the Dudley Boyz didn't even receive a second's notice to realize they had won! T&A immediately hit the ring and put the boots to D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley, while Trish Stratus applauded Test and Albert on another successful plan! Albert splashed D-Von in the corner for Test to follow with a big boot, when Bradshaw and Faarooq began duking it out with T&A! Trish Stratus surprised Bradshaw with a slap, enabling 'the Freight Train' to plant him with a Baldo Bomb - followed up with a diving elbow drop from Test from the top rope! Standing tall with her men it was clear that Trish had set the APA up, as she smiled over Bradshaw's fallen body, leading T&A from the carnage in the ring. The strategist genius behind the brute forces of Test and Albert badly wanted her men to recapture the WWF Tag Team Championships.
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Triple H was backstage cracking his knuckles after nearly getting his hands on X-Pac, when Kevin Kelly approached 'the Game' for comment. Deeply breathing, the former leader of D-Generation X discussed how this had been weeks in the making. He had beaten X-Pac once, but clearly he should have known his former friend would not rest until he got what he wanted. Staring into the camera, 'the Cerebral Assassin' spoke out to X-Pac that he had been a thorn in his side ever since the Survivor Series, but that it would end. It was time for X-Pac to wake up and take his beating like a man. Challenging him to a scenario where there would be no more running, and no more hiding, Triple H declared that this Thursday night on SmackDown he wanted X-Pac to be 'the Man' he claimed he was and face him in a lumberjack match! Confidently speaking he declared that we would see what X-Pac was made of, and that he too would find out that he was 'the Game', and he was that damn good!
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The Rock was shown live via satellite from his home in Miami, Florida! 'The Great One' was hanging out at home this holiday season, seen strumming a guitar on the couch. For the first time since teaming with Stone Cold Steve Austin last Thursday night on SmackDown, we would hear a Christmas message from 'the Great One' - up next!
We returned to see The Rock at home in beautiful Miami, Florida. With a Christmas tree in the background, accompanied by the screams of the people in Chattanooga, 'the Great One' basked in the chants of his name before declaring that finally, he had come back...home! He discussed how much he wished he was in Tennessee tonight, and that Christmas was upon us. He could feel the buzzing presence of the World Wrestling Federation from afar, the buzzing of the locker rooms, the excitement in the pit of the other Superstars' little bellies. Wondering what they got for Christmas, and hoping it was something good - to that the Rock said all he wanted for Christmas was the WWF Championship! While Rock sat at home enjoying the holiday season, some would use this opportunity to drink some fine wine and stuff as many puddings down their throats as they could, but not the Rock. Yet while the millions and millions of Rock's fans hoped and prayed that 'the Brahma Bull' would be there to save them from the sorrows of having to witness Kurt Angle battle Chris Benoit, he could feel their aura from afar. The Rock could sense the electricity from such a distance, and to that the Rock said that with Vince McMahon lifting his suspension on challenging for the WWF Championship, it didn't matter who walked out tonight: be it Angle, be it Benoit, be it Stephanie McMahon's small rack! McKenzie Arena continued to chant the Rock's name as he appeared on the TitanTron via satellite, as he mimicked the shrivel and cowardly voice of 'the Megastar', contrasting it with the deep, monotonous dull impression of 'the Rabid Wolverine'. Rock hoped that at the Coalition family dinner, the Big Show save some for Edge, for Christian, for Steph, Angle, Benoit and Shane McMahon - so that they too could share in the festivities. So they could enjoy the banquet feasted before their very eyes...then stick that turkey straight up each and every single one of their asses!
The fact of the matter was that Rock didn't give a damn who walked out of Christmas as the WWF Champion, because the Rock knew exactly how high the stakes were. So many WWF Superstars hoped and dreamed of one day becoming WWF Champion, including Benoit, and maybe Show. Triple H wanted the WWF Championship back around his waist, as did Chris Jericho. Even Stone Cold Steve Austin wanted a shot at the WWF Championship - because nobody liked nor wanted Kurt Angle to be WWF Champion. To that, the Rock had only one thing to say: officially announcing his entry into the 2001 Royal Rumble match! Reminding the people of how he had won the 2000 Royal Rumble, Rock planned to join Steve Austin, to join Shawn Michaels, to join Hulk Hogan in the group of men that came out on top against twenty-nine other Superstars on two consecutive occasions. And then, with the stage set, Rock would once again go on to WrestleMania 17, whoop somebody's candy-ass and finally become six-times WWF Champion - if you smell what the Rock is cookin!' Rock raised his signature eyebrow to the thousands on hand in Chattanooga, having officially declared entry to the 2001 Royal Rumble match next month! 'The Great One' had a large mountain to climb mapped out ahead of him, but was sure to be a favorite in 2001!
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Back in Chattanooga, Tenessee, Chris Benoit was seen performing Hindu squats ahead of the WWF Championship match still to come, when there was a knock on the door. In walked the Big Show, having declared his intentions to visit 'the Rabid Wolverine' to the shocked Kurt Angle earlier tonight. Benoit was cold towards the 500-pounder, who apologized for interrupting his training regimen. Continuing to watch as Benoit continued to warm himself up, to which 'the Giant' innocuously began to ask the Canadian questions. Benoit remained blunt on all accords, focused on the main event. Show wanted to know what was going through Benoit's mind and his strategies, and finally Benoit stopped exercise to tell Show he didn't want to talk. When asked why, Benoit squared up to the big man and iterated how he didn't trust "Angle's lackey". This fuelled Show's anger, who fired back telling him he was no man's lackey. If anything, it was about time somebody shot 'the Megastar's ego down to the ground! Benoit accepted this, but showed 'the Giant' the door - he didn't care for trust, or Coalition, or whose side he was on. All that mattered was the Christmas present of a lifetime - becoming WWF Champion! Show nodded and wished him luck, allowing Benoit to train in peace.
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Meanwhile, a seething WWF European Champion William Regal was seen walking the halls. All eyes were on 'the Goodwill Ambassador', as he shook his head and prepared to face 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. Cutting to see Stone Cold Steve Austin leave his dressing room, 'the Rattlesnake' had a visible smirk on his face. In non-title action, Regal wanted revenge for being humiliated last night on Sunday Night Heat, while Austin believed the Englishman was game for another can of whoop-ass tonight - up next!
We returned to the dressing room of Team Xtreme, where the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios was still shaking his head at the loss he and Matt Hardy suffered tonight. Mad about the miscommunication, Lita soon entered the room to try and speak with 'the Daredevil'. Asking if he had calmed down, Essa instead angrily yelled at Lita for Matt's clumsy interference costing them! Raising the title high, he believed champions never lost, and implored him to leave Matt behind. Lita spoke back in English, telling Essa that this had always been his problem and exactly why they were no longer together. The luchador's tone would turn, as he apologized to his ex-girlfriend. Brushing it aside, Lita remarked about his anger issues to which Essa changed the subject. Spotting mistletoe above them, Essa asked Lita if she knew what that meant. Moving in for a kiss, Lita backed away and slapped her ex-boyfriend across the face in response! Calling Essa a creep, she advised he leave immediately! Rios awkwardly left. Was getting back together Essa's plan with Team Xtreme all along?
. 5) Stone Cold Steve Austin def. WWF European Champion William Regal (4:01)Since arriving in the World Wrestling Federation in October, William Regal has pursued 'the Texas Rattlesnake', looking for his friendship. Ever the lone wolf, Stone Cold Steve Austin refused to take the Brit's hospitality. Last night at the Christmas Eve party on Sunday Night Heat from WWF New York, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' once again extended the olive branch towards Stone Cold, only to find himself the recipient of an ass-whooping that would see his clothes ruined by the food from the buffet table! The WWF European Champion did not take kindly to the treatment, and was angrier than we had ever seen him thus far, tonight. Stone Cold immediately hit the ring and duked it out with Regal, causing the Englishman to backtrack to the floor. At ringside Austin pursued him, sending him into the steps and the barricade hard! Austin looked for a suplex on the floor that went reversed by the Brit, who reversed it before ramming Austin spine-first into the barricade! A barrage of European uppercuts followed, before re-entering the ring and dropping Austin with a stiff knee strike to the face. Restraining Austin on the ground, Regal later looked for the Regal Stretch, but Austin managed to bite the hand of the champion! Austin fired back with the Lou Thesz press, draping the elbow into the face of Regal! His nose bloodied, Regal struck with a neckbreaker, before setting Steve up for the Regal Cutter...but Austin reversed into the Stunner for the three count!
Stone Cold Steve Austin came out on top against the WWF European Champion William Regal, though it still remained crystal clear that 'the Texas Rattlesnake' had his sights set moreso on the WWF Championship. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' raised his fists high in the air before catching some Steveweisers and cracking them open, to the Chattanooga crowd's delight! 'The Goodwill Ambassador' remained beaten and bloodied, while Austin clashed the beers in celebration - sure to be watching whomever came out of tonight as the WWF Champion.
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Backstage, Raven was seen lurking the halls solemnly when approached by Jonathan Coachman. While other WWF Superstars would call him 'the Coach', Raven however addressed him as "Young Jonathan". In explaining his antics tonight in leaving the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi laying at the hands of his crowbar, this would normally be the time he proclaim how badly he wanted the title. There was more that drove 'the Creator' than mere gold because he, unlike the other drones that walked the World Wrestling Federation, had a more complex mental state than they did. Suddenly Rikishi came into frame, 'Big Kish' forcibly restrained by Too Cool! Rikishi demanded answers from Raven, who simply chuckled to himself and told Rikishi that it wasn't his fault he was a mindless pawn. In Raven's eyes, Rikishi did all the singing and dancing that the people wanted him to. The Samoan was like a jester, entertaining people and nothing more - but Raven wanted to know when he'd come to realize that his fat ass was the only reason the people liked him! Rikishi swung for him, but Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay were quick to step in. 'The Creator' spread his arms wide open again, before leaving 'Big Kish' to stew in anger.
We returned to the Chairman's office, where Stephanie McMahon was now situated at the same desk opposite father Vince McMahon. As 'the Billion Dollar Princess' passed over another stapled stack of papers for her Dad to sign, she suddenly expressed just how great it was for them to spent Christmas together like this. Vince agreed cordially, but Steph wished to continue showing her appreciation for showing her how business is taken care of. Vince smiled and told 'Daddy's Little Girl' that it was what he had always wanted - her working beneath him. The McMahons seemed happy enough, with no Shane McMahon in sight, when in came Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. The Stooges asked Vince for a minute of his time, causing Vince to excuse himself from Stephanie's eye. Though with her father's back turned, Stephanie reached over for the papers she had just handed over to her father. Eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, she got a devious look on her face, as she promptly placed the documents through a paper shredded situated by her feet! What was she up to?
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In the building, the Right to Censor came marching down the rampway to loud boos from the Chattanooga crowd. Steven Richards led the way for the WWF Women's Champion Ivory, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan, a microphone in hand. Upon entry to the ring, Steven wished everybody an appropriate and enjoyable Christmas, before explaining how the RTC truly hoped they heeded their words this festive holidays. Steven hoped that they knew better than to spend lavish amounts of money on gifts for loved ones this season, and avoided the drunken buffoonery that Christmas had unfortunately become about! Steven acknowledged the absence of 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry, claiming he had been taken with terrible illness this past week - but his absence had a silver lining. It showed one of the many benefits that came with fighting alongside the RTC. There was no being forced to work, because with the Right to Censor their goal was to have as many fully-healthy, fit and motivated soldiers on their side in order to fight the good fight! Steven pledged their followers in McKenzie Arena to raise their hands with them in salute, when Too Cool finally came to interrupt the propaganda party transpiring!
6) The Right to Censor (w/Steven Richards and WWF Women's Champion Ivory) def. Too Cool (3:44) It had been a strange week for Too Cool, having been left laying by Raven in an inexplicable attack on SmackDown this past week, after defeating Kaientai. To add to matters, Raven jumped Rikishi in his WWF Intercontinental Championship defense against Lance Storm earlier tonight, prompting Too Cool to confront Raven. They also had to ensure 'Big Kish' did not attack Raven backstage, and now had to go up against the empowered numbers of the Right to Censor. Steven Richards issued flyers promoting the RTC to members of the first row in Chattanooga, only to have many of them thrown right back at him to his dismay. Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay tasked themselves against the brute force of the Goodfather early, a double dropkick stunning him until Bull Buchanan took Sexay down with a leaping big boot! Scotty was quick to act with the bulldog signalling the Worm, only to get taken down hard by Goodfather! The RTC cornered Scotty while WWF Women's Champion Ivory watched on, when Scotty reversed a double suplex into a double DDT - the tag made to Grandmaster! Sexay connected with a missile dropkick to both, and a hurricanrana sent Goodfather to the floor. Steven Richards tried intervening just for Scotty to deck him, while Sexay scored with the Hip Hop Drop to Buchanan! Victory was in sight, but a distraction from Ivory allowed Raven to hit the ring - planting Sexay with the Evenflow DDT! Bull was draped over him, giving RTC another win!
Raven had kept himself more than busy tonight on RAW is WAR, ruining the Christmas festivities of Too Cool and the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi! As the mysterious 'Creator' watched on with a snarling look on his face from the rampway, Steven Richards applauded the continued graces of the Goodfather and Buchanan in the ring. WWF Women's Champion Ivory proudly raised their hands the winners, with the Right to Censor's roll continuing to the dismay of the Tennessee crowd.
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Switching the Santa hat and festive tinsel in favor of the black and white stripes, Mick Foley was uniformed and ready to go ahead of the WWF Championship main event. Michael Cole approached 'the Hardcore Legend', who jollily wished Michael a Merry Christmas. Cole discussed the history that the former Commissioner shared with both men, how the Coalition both shared the same agenda that ultimately put Foley out of his authoritative role. Asking Foley about where he stood tonight, Mick told Michael how ignorant it would be if he were to walk into tonight and ignore everything the Coalition had put him through. But Vince McMahon was kind enough to bring him back to the public eye to call their match right down the middle, and that was final! Mick said although he may harbor resentment for everything the Coalition had done, it would not interrupt his integrity and he would ensure that one man would leave with the title while the other would leave with nothing!
Elsewhere, Chris Benoit was seen exiting the backstage area. Ahead of his biggest opportunity to date, the WWF Championship shot he had been waiting for for weeks, 'the Rabid Wolverine' cranked his neck and flexed his wrists in preparation for the main event. WWF Champion Kurt Angle was also spotted making his way to the arena. With no Stephanie McMahon and no Big Show, 'the Megastar' had to prove what made him WWF Champion all by himself. The leader of the Coalition braced himself with moments to spare, ahead of what was sure to be a battle for supremacy against a fellow Coalition member. The WWF Championship on the line with Mick Foley as acting special guest referee, on Christmas night - up next!
7) Kurt Angle (c) vs Chris Benoit for the WWF Championship with Mick Foley as special guest referee ended in a no contest; Kurt Angle retains the WWF Championship (10:29)
For many weeks, Chris Benoit had been vying for this opportunity. A fierce competitor, 'the Rabid Wolverine' had had a stellar year dating back to his World Wrestling Federation debut, back in January. Playing second fiddle in the Coalition for WWF Champion Kurt Angle was growing wary on the world-travelled 'Canadian Crippler', though the egotism of the Olympic Gold Medalist ensured that such a match would not take place. Until tonight. Vince McMahon finally ordered the match after weeks of Angle competing with Benoit on in-ring prowess. Angle believed Benoit to be dragging the faction down, and with Chris's lone wolf persona, it appeared that there was a severe mistrust that was driving the wedge between the faction. That, combined with the Chairman's antics in planting an idea in Big Show's head that he was much more than Kurt Angle's lackey, as well as the fact that Stephanie McMahon - Angle's own girlfriend - was spending Christmas with her father sorting through paperwork and documents. Angle cheated to overcome Benoit back at Armageddon in a Triple Threat match, but the return of Mick Foley to officiate tonight's main event under the Chairman's orders looked to ensure there was no shenanigans in what was set to be a highly-anticipated, competitive WWF Championship match!
The two combatants went face to face as Mick Foley stood between them, when interrupted by the arrival of the Big Show! 'The Giant' watched confidently from the rampway, perhaps surveying the sight of the Coalition imploding here on Christmas Day. The WWF Champion struck the first blow, engaging in a chop battle that went won by 'the Rabid Wolverine'. Chris Benoit immediately looked to take Angle down, only for Kurt to block it with a waistlock takedown. The two exchanged holds, both looking to one-up each other. Benoit was able to butterfly his way out of a front facelock and lock in the Fujiwara armbar, just for Angle to quickly grab the bottom rope in fear of a Crossface attempt. Upon the break, Benoit went in for a takedown, only for Angle to rake the eyes of the challenger and score with a clothesline. Foley was careful how this was being played out, Angle following Benoit out to the floor for a further clubbing. Rather than count them out however, Mick followed instead. Benoit lit Angle up with chops before looking for a snap suplex, only for Angle to reverse it with a belly-to-belly suplex on the floor! Back inside, Angle stomped the ankle of the challenger with the Chattanooga crowd getting behind 'the Crippler'. 'The Megastar' was poised with confidence as he talked trash to Benoit in the corner, when Benoit came from nowhere with a shoulderbreaker! Benoit slapped on the Sharpshooter on the WWF Champion - Angle struggling in agony, only for the champ to make the ropes!
Between Kurt Angle's shoulder and Chris Benoit's ankle, it appeared that both combatants were on an even playing field. Mick Foley remained neutral as Big Show watched on, when Stephanie McMahon came running down the rampway! Angle and Benoit continued to go blow for blow, as 'the Hardcore Legend' implored 'the Billion Dollar Princess' as to why she was out here. Inside, Angle blocked a German suplex with a blatant low blow behind his back, and an Olympic Slam connected! Angle covered Benoit, but Mick was distracted by his own girlfriend! Angle got in Mick's face, opening him up for the Crossface to go applied once more! Angle was on the verge of tapping out and losing the WWF Championship, when Angle tugged on Mick Foley's hair to force the break! 'The Hardcore Legend' reprimanded a pained Angle when Benoit got right in his face, eyeballing Foley for sabotaging his chances of becoming champ here tonight in Chattanooga. From behind came 'the Megastar', but Benoit ducked and out to the floor went Mick Foley! With the official down, 'the Giant' came stomping down to the ring, climbing inside to break up the scuffle between Angle and Benoit. The crowd booed as Show angrily screamed at both of them. Standing between the two, Stephanie was petrified of what could happen next - when Shane McMahon walked to the ring! Shane O'Mac hadn't been seen since last week on RAW is WAR, and he did not look pleased with what had taken place here tonight!
Shane surveyed Mick Foley recovering on the floor before climbing up to the apron just for 'the Hardcore Legend' to drag him back down! Shane threw a right hand, just for the special guest referee to lay into Shane with some rights of his own! Foley had had more than enough of the Coalition's games destroying this WWF Championship match, when Stephanie McMahon shockingly low blowed the former Commissioner to save her brother! A scowl on her face, she looked to the trio in the ring who hauled Mick back inside. Mick gave Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit some right hands, only to immediately walk into a big boot from the Big Show! Edge and Christian came walking down to the ring to join their Coalition comrades inside, steel chairs in hand. With Mick Foley locked in the Crossface, it appeared to have been a set-up all along! Show, Angle and the McMahon children watched on as Edge and Christian prepared their chairs for the Conchairto - when Stone Cold Steve Austin came storming to the ring! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' hit the ring and struck Edge with a sudden Stone Cold Stunner, before grabbing the steel chair and knocking Edge down hard with it! Austin was a loose cannon, coming to blows with Chris Benoit when Kurt Angle jumped him from behind. The two men that had competed here for the WWF Championship soon overthrew Austin, who fought with everything he had until Big Show struck from behind with the Final Cut!
'The Hardcore Legend' was bloodied, 'the Rattlesnake' was down, but just as Shane and Stephanie watched on in awe of their Coalition members standing tall, Vince McMahon came stampeding out to the rampway! Furious at the actions of his children and Superstars, the Chairman demanded answers. With a microphone in hand, he screamed at his children for ruining Christmas, having gone too far! Shane McMahon bit back, informing Dad that the Coalition begged to differ. His sister Stephanie took the microphone to reveal that earlier tonight she stumbled across some very important documents that regarded Mick Foley's immunity. Subtly shredded, the two of them had an announcement to make to 'the Hardcore Legend'. Wishing him a happy holidays, Vince's own children declared that Mick Foley was fired! The Coalition continued to stand tall, Shane's arm around his sister and Kurt Angle surrounded by allies after all. An elaborate set-up to ensure Foley be fired, Vince McMahon could do nothing but scowl at the ultimate betrayal of his family - some Christmas celebration for the McMahon family empire!
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Post by DTP. on Oct 28, 2020 4:55:04 GMT -5
 SmackDown! - December 28, 2000
Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee
Broadcast on UPN
Taped on December 23, 2000
A video package aired, taking us back to last Monday night on the Christmas Day edition of RAW is WAR. While things appeared to be looking up for Vince McMahon, who was assisted all night long by daughter Stephanie McMahon, things did not look good for the Coalition. With 'the Megastar' set to defend the WWF Championship against Chris Benoit in the main event, the Chairman drove a wedge between the Big Show and Kurt Angle, and even brought Mick Foley to Chattanooga to personally officiate the title main event! It was a highly-competitive scientific battle between the two Coalition members, competing for the richest prize in the business. Though suddenly, Foley was knocked from the ring and Big Show came to interrupt his teammates' arguing. Shane McMahon made his first appearance in a week to join them, just to be fought off by Mick Foley...when Stephanie McMahon gave him a low blow from behind! Mick Foley was left beaten and bloody, and Stone Cold Steve Austin hit the ring to come to the former Commissioner's aid - only to be given the Final Cut courtesy of the Big Show! As the Coalition came together, Vince McMahon came out to witness the shocking scene up close. Demanding answers, Stephanie revealed that she had shredded Foley's immunity papers, and that as of Christmas Night, 2000: 'the Hardcore Legend' was fired!
The opening video package aired, cutting to the pyrotechnics erupting inside of the Gaylord Entertainment Center! The explosion went off in the rafters above the ring and all the way across the stage, with a sold-out crowd on hand tonight in Nashville, Tennessee! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler energetically wished us happy holidays, before addressing the shocking turn of events that took place three nights ago on Christmas RAW! But tonight, the final edition of SmackDown in the year 2000 would see a Lumberjack match take place between Triple H and X-Pac. Plus, Stone Cold Steve Austin, coming off of Monday night's beating at the hands of the Coalition, would receive another opportunity at William Regal - this time for the WWF European Championship!
The sirens came blazing through Nashville, igniting a loud chorus of boos from the capacity crowd on hand. The Right to Censor arrived, making their way down to the ring with Steven Richards leading the bunch. WWF Women's Champion Ivory, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan were set for six-person tag team action, but first Steven felt the need to give the people another speech on Mark Henry's wellfare. Commenting on 'the Secret Weapon's illness, Steven has elected to grant their fellow colleague the rest of the week off. He claimed that what shocked him more than anything in the World Wrestling Federation was the lack of morale, and that morale was something the RTC greatly prided themselves on! Richards preached that it spoke volumes that the RTC chose to admire the WWF Superstars over the RTC - when looking at the corruption of morality going on right now! Family betrayals, abuse of power, bloodied politicians, unwarranted and improper use of weapons, as well as women gallivanting around in little clothing were just some of their concerns. Steven declared that none of these things would be tolerated any longer! Finally, Matt Hardy and Lita came interrupting the RTC, with their reluctant partner WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios following suit for action!1) The Goodfather, Bull Buchanan and WWF Women's Champion Ivory (w/Steven Richards) def. WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios, Matt Hardy and Lita (4:22)The Right to Censor were a force to be reckoned with in the tag team division. On the contrary, the loss on Monday night to Edge and Christian caused Essa Rios to blame Matt Hardy. Later on that night, the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion would make his intentions clear, trying to kiss his ex-girlfriend Lita under the mistletoe - just to be slapped away! A flying headscissors from Essa took Bull Buchanan out through the ropes, and a springboard moonsault on Bull and Goodfather followed! Inside, Lita tackled the WWF Women's Champion to the canvas, the former champ even daring to toss Ivory across the ring with a handful of hair! Quick to tag in Bull, Lita backed down at his disturbing glare. Essa tagged in and was able to get a near fall on Bull with a hurricanrana, when Goodfather got a blind tag and drilled him with a sidewalk slam! Steven Richards watched carefully as his men took turns dissecting 'the Daredevil', when Essa landed on his feet from a death valley driver, making the tag to Matt Hardy! Hardy caught Goodfather with a Side Effect and scored with the diving legdrop to Goodfather, but Lita wanted the tag! The men fought to the floor as Lita dragged Ivory inside the hard way, before removing her shirt and heading to the top rope! A Moonsault was sure to follow, when Goodfather vaulted Essa into the ring post hard! Lita lost balance and crashed to the canvas in a heap, allowing Ivory to claim the three count!
Lita was down and out on the canvas, allowing the WWF Women's Champion Ivory to pick up yet another win for the Right to Censor! Steven Richards jumped in celebration yet again, impressed with the winning streak that the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan were on. Though while the RTC were sure to be one step closer to a WWF Tag Team Championship opportunity, problems continued to arise in the ring. Matt Hardy tried to attend to Lita, when the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios started shoving Matt! 'The Daredevil' refused to hold himself responsible for Lita's defeat, but Matt was quick to shove Essa down to the canvas. Lita sat up and was helped to her feet by Matt, who also yelled at her ex-boyfriend for causing her fall! Hardy and Lita left Essa alone in the ring - Team Xtreme feeling better off without the luchador!
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In the backstage area we saw Shane McMahon reunited with his sister Stephanie McMahon, who he asked to do him the honors. Smugly, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' expressed family love for her brother, and proceeded to head to the ring, linked arms with Shane! After the Coalition screwed Mick Foley on RAW is WAR on Christmas Day, it appeared they had some explaining to do!
Back on SmackDown, The Coalition began to file out to the ring to enormous boos from the capacity crowd in Nashville! WWF Champion Kurt Angle walked peacefully beside the man he was intended to fight this past Monday night on RAW is WAR, while the Big Show walked idly behind them with Edge and Christian in tow. Shane and Stephanie McMahon led the way for their underhanded group, the seven piling into the ring to bask in the negative response from Tennessee. The crowd chanted Mick Foley's name, though Stephanie smilingly declared that they would not be seeing Mick Foley tonight, or on any night, because the Coalition ruled the World Wrestling Federation! Kurt cheerily held hands with Stephanie, as Shane began to address the master plan that was carried out. Declaring that if anybody knew his father, it was his own flesh and blood - the entire Coalition had their own individual roles to ensure that Christmas Night went off without a hitch! Shane claimed he knew that the Chairman would try and stack the odds in Kurt Angle's favor, even resorting to driving a wedge between he and the Big Show, as well as his own girlfriend Stephanie! Using that foresight and brilliance, the McMahon children each knew that getting in close with the old man would allow them to get their sights on Mick Foley's immunity papers. But the honest truth? The fact that Mick Foley himself showed up to officiate the main event, was merely a happy accident! The Coalition all laughed at the expense of Mick Foley, when the WWF Champion Kurt Angle elected himself to address the booing crowd in Nashville.
'The Megastar' discussed how the Coalition had a very, merry Christmas. With that said, he had some words for his teammate and rival Chris Benoit! Angle knew exactly how 'the Rabid Wolverine' felt going into the WWF Championship on RAW is WAR - that he wanted to be champ more than anything in the world. Angle then tipped his hat to Benoit for giving him a hard-fought match last Monday night, when Benoit suddenly snatched the microphone from him! Laying his eyes on Kurt's title around his waist, Benoit declared that Kurt got lucky everything went according to plan on Monday night. As far as who the better wrestler was - that was still unanswered. Benoit made it clear he still wanted the WWF Championship, though was at least extremely glad he could help Shane McMahon rid the World Wrestling Federation of Mick Foley! Relief came over 'the Megastar' as Benoit shook hands with Shane O'Mac with a grin on his face, Edge and Christian even applauding Benoit on a job well done! Vince McMahon interrupted the Coalition's Christmas party in the ring, the Chairman once again stepping out to the stage with a clear look of disgust on his face! Stephanie and Shane McMahon watched with intrigue as their father scowled in the Coalition's direction, much like on Monday night.
Asking his kids if they were each out of their minds, Vince hoped that the Coalition were thrilled about how RAW is WAR went down on Monday! Vince hoped that they were elated, and that they had a very merry Christmas on top of it! Not only did the Coalition ruin Mick Foley and his whole family's Christmas, but they stole the World Wrestling Federation's Christmas! They ruined Christmas for each and every single person watching, to watch Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit screw the people out of a highly anticipated WWF Championship match. Furious, Vince told Stephanie that he wanted to know the reason for this, when 'Daddy's Little Girl' responded: declaring bluntly that she was no longer 'Daddy's Little Girl!' Stephanie told Daddy that she was her own woman now, and that she no longer lived by what Vince expected of her. Steph had seen the light that Shane saw, that Vince wanted to control everything. He didn't even like the idea of Stephanie being in love with Kurt Angle: who was the perfect WWF Champion of the Chairman's own dreams! Stephanie McMahon told Vince that she had done exactly what she wanted in the five months their father abandoned them to take charge of the World Wrestling Federation.
She and Shane ran things excellently, and then Daddy had to come back and claim all of their hard work - and criticize the way they handled business and operations! Steph then asked Vince the burning question, and that was why he refused to leave the WWF in their capable hands to go and play with his other new toys - like the XFL! The people booed the Chairman's ungrateful children, and Vince understood perfectly what they were saying. The McMahon Family's curse continued - much like when he took over the company from his father, and his father took over from his father's father - now Vince's own children wanted to take over the family business. Complimenting Stephanie and Shane McMahon's master plan orchestrated last Monday night, Vince knew exactly what kind of game this was because he had played it before, as well, because much like the McMahon Family was falling apart - so would the Coalition, some day soon. Vince told his kids that they may have gotten the better of him and all the people on Christmas Day - but that wouldn't last for long. Vince said that this meant war, and that Vince McMahon looked forward to having them both personally crawling back for Daddy's help! Suddenly, the glass shattered, and out came Stone Cold Steve Austin! Raging after the Coalition beat him like a dog on RAW, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' tried racing to the ring, where Edge, Christian, Show and Benoit guarded Kurt Angle! Austin resorted to grabbing a steel chair, and even jumped up to the apron before getting back down. Foul-mouthed and full of hate, Austin remarked that the Coalition would feel his wrath, and even flipped the bird to the Big Show! Austin was ready for a fight!
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The APA were seen nursing their wounds in their still-dismantled office after Monday night's unfortunate beatdown at the hands of T&A. Faarooq admitted that they got their asses handed to them, they needed to fix their office up, and they were running short on beer. Slamming his hand against the ruined, barely standing poker table, Bradshaw exclaimed that better yet, he couldn't believe that not only the Dudley Boyz managed to beat them on RAW is WAR, but T&A gave him a Christmas hangover like he had never known! Suddenly, Jacqueline opened the office door by reaching her hand around it, barging in to the disgruntlement of the boys. Being asked what the hell she wanted, Jackie informed them that she had a match coming up against Trish Stratus - somebody she felt they wanted to talk with. Faarooq was interested but the Texan lowered his hand and asked for money. Jackie responded, pulling out a big wad of cash! The APA chuckled, getting up to escort the former WWF Women's Champion to her match with Trish!
Back on SmackDown, we saw a montage showing off the beautifully glamorous side of 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna. On the set of backdrops for professional photographers to snap photos of her, the Playboy covergirl with one of the hottest selling issues in magazine history was trying to make it into modelling. In a sit-down interview on the set, Chyna then showed off her playful nature, explaining how she hoped to make it one day in Hollywood, and that she wished to be a role model to women everywhere. Echoing the thoughts that it didn't matter what you looked like, what your skin or face looked like, or if you were born with any abnormalities - that hopefully she could be young women's inspiration to go above and beyond, and let nothing stop them from doing it! Suddenly, Billy Gunn appeared on the set, greeting Chyna warmly and shaking her hand! Billy apologized for interrupting the shoot, but he just wanted to come by and thank his sweet friend Chyna on hooking him up with the invitation! Billy disappeared and Chyna smiled uncontrollably. Was 'the One' Billy Gunn Chyna's new "friend?"
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In the arena, Trish Stratus escorted her boys T&A down to the ring, set to accompany her for her upcoming match against Jacqueline. The former WWF Tag Team Champions' brutal attack on the Dudley Boyz and the APA from Monday night were shown, before cutting back to see Trish gracing the microphone. With Test and Albert looking smug and dangerous behind her, she claimed that RAW is WAR demonstrated exactly how great a leader she was. Trish believed that the people had the wrong idea about her. She wasn't just a pretty face with a to-die-for body, and she wasn't "just" a manager. Trish Stratus was a tactician, a genius of business, and most importantly - a strategic agent! Stratus then added that over the past few months she had trained with the hardest working people in order to get in ring shape, and declared that before T&A cash in on their rematch opportunity at the WWF Tag Team Championships: she was going to show Jacqueline what Stratusfaction was all about!2) Trish Stratus (w/T&A) def. Jacqueline (w/The APA) (2:34)Trish Stratus returned ten days ago on RAW is WAR, after being sidelined for a month as a result of what the Dudley Boyz did to her. Since then, it seemed as though Trish was portraying not only a mastermind behind T&A, but at playing the APA and the new WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudleys against one another - as demonstrated on RAW is WAR. Tonight however, she had a challenge against Jacqueline, to put her training to good use in Divas action. Jacqueline was escorted by the APA to the ring, and quickly Bradshaw and Faarooq tried going after Test and Albert as Jackie dragged Trish around by her hair. A body slam and an elbow drop scored her a near fall, before taking her out with a clothesline and a dropkick! Trish responded with a jawbreaker and ran the ropes, but appeared to suffer an ankle injury. The crowd booed at Trish's injury, as the referee checked on her - before sucker punching the former WWF Women's Champion! Surprising Jackie with a suplex for a near fall, Trish climbed to the second rope just to miss a diving elbow drop! T&A tried getting involved when the APA blind-sighted them for a ringside brawl, while inside Trish scored with a hurricanrana to score the upset on the veteran Diva!
Trish Stratus was quick to celebrate dramatically at her victory here tonight, when suddenly the APA hit the ring to chase the Diva away! T&A ran scared up the rampway to ensure their strategist was well protected, but as Test and Albert exchanged harsh words with Bradshaw and Faarooq from afar, the Dudley Boyz came from behind to jump T&A! The WWF Tag Team Champions wanted revenge after T&A's mind games had been played, and while Trish fled to the backstage area, Albert found himself the recipient of an assisted back suplex on the stage! The Dudleys stared down the APA knowingly, as T&A had just received a blunt receipt courtesy of the champs.
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Backstage the WWF Champion Kurt Angle was seen walking the halls with Edge and Christian not far behind him. The brothers applauded 'the Megastar' on a great job on RAW this past Monday night, how he and Chris Benoit played the whole world for the morons they were! Angle laughed it off as though it was part of the plan, but 'the Rabid Wolverine' did beat the cr*p out of him. Christian heralded Kurt as the leader that the Coalition deserved, and the true leader of the World Wrestling Federation. Cue the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi and Too Cool, whom Team ECK almost walked into. Edge and Christian mocked Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay as the bunch of one-hit wonders! Edge asked Rikishi about asking Raven where he got his manure for that hair - because it was still better than whatever was going on with 'Big Kish's! Coolly, the Samoan told Kurt that the difference between them as champions was that he won matches and beat people up who messed with him - Kurt ran from challenges and avoided confrontation! Kurt got in Rikishi's face as the two teams separated them, Angle promising Too Cool and Rikishi that he, Edge and Christian would show them how they took care of people who messed with them tonight - the Canadians supporting Angle in making more fun of the dancing trio!
Kevin Kelly approached Too Cool and Rikishi, with some questions for the WWF Intercontinental Champion regarding what Raven's plans were, after what he said to him on Monday night on RAW is WAR. Grandmaster Sexay was madder than ever that the weirdo was able to leave both he and 'Big Kish' laying in one night, causing Scotty 2 Hotty to step in and cool him off. Rikishi remained chill, telling Kevin that Raven could call himself whatever he wanted, speak whatever rambling nonsense was on his mind, and interject himself however he damn well pleased. But when the day came that they meet mano-y-mano, 'Big Kish' promised that 'the Creator' would wind up with his wig split!
Shane McMahon was stood in the Coalition's dressing room beside Stephanie McMahon, as they evaluated how the Big Show and Chris Benoit both played their roles in the plan on RAW is WAR this past Monday night. Shane O'Mac particularly praised 'the Giant' on a job well done, how he could literally feel the 500-pounder's envy for Kurt Angle through the screen! Show admitted that he was a little jealous of 'the Megastar', causing Shane to tell him not to worry about it. Shane believed he had the power of making the matches tonight since Vince McMahon was clearly plotting revenge, and he was rewarding 'the Giant' with an opportunity to become WWF Champion! Show was shocked, but Shane added it would be for K-Kwik's WWF Hardcore Championship. Show still planned to crush K-Dawg like a bug tonight, leaving the room. With Show gone, 'the Rabid Wolverine' asked what opportunity was ahead of him, to which Stephanie eerily remarked that they had an even better one coming up tonight.
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The Radicalz made their way down to the ring, Terri hand-in-hand with Perry Saturn who was set for singles action against the previously concussed Chris Jericho. As Dean Malenko third-wheeled the couple awkwardly with encouraging words, the countdown began. Ceasing with a blast of pyrotechnics, Chris Jericho emerged to the rampway to declare that SmackDown was Jericho! Y2J was feeling it tonight, despite the loss to X-Pac on RAW is WAR. Jericho said he may have a little leftover screws rattling around in his brain from what happened to him, but what he saw before him clearly wasn't the Radicalz...it was the Village People! Y2J made fun of Dean Malenko stood awkwardly, calling him the ever-sleazy "Stinko Malenko" for a reason. Then you had the most severe case of lazy-eye-tus in Perry Saturn...and worst of all, the single biggest tramp in the entire village: Terri! Y2J made a joke about Marlena seeing better days, to the detest of the Radicalz from the ring. Jericho praised the opportunity to combat Saturn tonight, noting he may be back early from the concussion - but at least he could sleep well at night knowing he'd never look as goofy as he did!
3) Chris Jericho def. Perry Saturn (w/Terri and Dean Malenko) (4:07)The Radicalz were looking to rebound following Terri's unfortunate loss to Lita this past Sunday night on the Christmas Eve edition of MTV's Heat, and it was up to Perry Saturn to further derail the return of Chris Jericho. Y2J believed he may have come back too soon from his concussion after suffering the loss to X-Pac on RAW is WAR, but immediately hit the ring to engage in battle with Saturn. Perry tried hitting Y2J hard, just to stumble into a flying forearm that went followed up with a backbreaker for a near fall. Dean Malenko climbed up to the apron just to receive a springboard dropkick to the floor, but Y2J's assertiveness cost him as Saturn dropped him with a death valley driver! Perry began slugging it out with Jericho with brutal rights and lefts on the canvas. Ever the aggressor, the former WWF Hardcore Champion focused on the head, with a brainbuster scoring a near fall! Saturn climbed to the top for a moonsault that Jericho moved out of the way from, and a bulldog landed! Jericho tried a Lionsault when Saturn was helped to the floor by Malenko! Y2J landed on his feet and spotted 'the She-Devil' on the apron: dragging her in the hard way! Y2J locked in the Walls of Jericho on the defenseless Terri when Saturn returned - just to receive the Walls himself, forced to tap out!
Chris Jericho had his hand raised in victory after putting both 'the She-Devil' Terri and Perry Saturn in the Walls of Jericho separately, but quickly found himself in an attempted ambush from the third Radical, Dean Malenko! The former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion charged and walked right into a Walls of his own - Malenko now tapping out as well, for good measure! Y2J relinquished the hold and left with his head raised high in the air. Concussed or not, Y2J had given all three Radicalz something to remember him by tonight - in the form of three bad backs!
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Backstage, X-Pac was seen swinging around nunchucks in anticipation for the Lumberjack later tonight. Finally pausing his training regimen as Jonathan Coachman entered the room, the Coach asked for 'the Man's mindset tonight, and how he thought he could get away from Triple H. Immediately he was disgusted at Coach's line of questioning. X-Pac told Coach that he wasn't afraid of 'the Game', that if anything 'the Game' should be afraid of him. After the loss at Armageddon, and all he'd done to make Hunter's life a misery lately, X-Pac believed that tonight had 'X-Pac Heat' written all over it. With anything goes in tonight's Lumberjack match, Triple H had nowhere to run and nowhere to turn. Reiterating that he had the X-Factor needed to humiliate his former friend, X-Pac told Triple H to prepare for another humiliating fall from grace from tonight - but not to blame X-Pac...blame 'the Game!'
We returned to SmackDown to see Vince McMahon in deep thought at his desk, with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco standing closeby to ask the Chairman what he planned to do about the Coalition. The boss believed he would find a way to get through to Shane and Stephanie McMahon, somehow. Suddenly the office door burst open, revealing an adamant Stone Cold Steve Austin. Pent up about his close encounter with the Coalition earlier tonight, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' demanded to know what the hell he wanted with the WWF European Championship. Vince tried to explain but Steve asserted that he didn't give a damn about William Regal - he already whooped his ass on Monday! Stone Cold wanted one person, and it was the Big Show for what he did to him on RAW is WAR. McMahon assured Austin that he didn't book that match, but he did hold a win against 'the Goodwill Ambassador'. Austin told him he didn't give a rat's ass, when Vince finally stood up for himself and asked what the hostility was all about. All McMahon had done since he came back was try and keep him pleased. Austin looked Vince dead in the eye and reminded him that after everything the two of them had been through...he would always despise the Chairman. Austin left, and the Stooges complained about him to Vince.
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In the building the WWF Champion Kurt Angle made his way out to the stage, with Edge and Christian not far behind them. 'The Megastar' was on cloud nine after how the Coalition's plan was orchestrated and put into effect on Christmas Day, while the Canadians remained full of themselves as ever. Upon entering the ring, the egotistical Olympic Gold Medalist wanted to take the time to dedicate this match with Too Cool and Rikishi...to Mick Foley! The people chanted for 'the Hardcore Legend's return, but Edge proudly declared that Foley was sat home, with his fat ass on the couch! Christian added that that's how Foley's retirement should be spent, because now he was no longer the beloved garbage wrestler the people knew him was - now he was a couch potato! Team ECK were having fun, when Edge made note of the fact it had been a while since they last did a Five Second Pose - and proudly ordered Nashville to ready their cameras! The posedown went off to loud boos as Polaroid photo flashes lit up the arena, when the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi and Too Cool headed for the ring for six-man tag team competition!4) WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian def. WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi and Too Cool (5:10)The Coalition really pulled the wool over every single person watching's eyes last Monday night on RAW is WAR. What appeared to be the group taking a stand against the egotistical, self-centered ways of 'the Megastar' ahead of his WWF Championship match against fellow teammate Chris Benoit, it proved to be a mere setup to get back at Shane and Stephanie McMahon's father Vince McMahon - firing Mick Foley, but also laying waste to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Team ECK were calmer than ever tonight, as they stepped into the ring against a highly motivated Too Cool and Rikishi. The WWF Intercontinental Champion had a vocal critic in Raven appear over the course of the week, but the 400-pound Samoan hoped to put that behind him by starting out with a Samoan drop for Edge, and a clothesline for Christian! In came Scotty 2 Hotty with a diving DDT on Christian for a near fall, when Edge delivered the Edge-o-matic to take control.
The Coalition took turns picking apart at Scotty, with Scott finally able to clothesline the Canadians just to get belly-to-belly suplexed by Kurt Angle! The Ankle Lock was locked in, but Scotty made contact with Rikishi! 'Big Kish' came in a head-full of steam, scoring with a belly-to-back suplex of his own for the WWF Champion, before Sexay knocked Edge down in the corner! Rikishi looked for the Stinkface but Christian was able to make the rescue. The match broke down to both champions, Angle failing to power 'Big Kish' up for the Olympic Slam, and a super kick left Angle laying! Rikishi looked to capitalize, climbing to the second rope for a Banzai Drop when Raven appeared, striking Rikishi with his own title belt! Angle delivered the Olympic Slam to the big man from the second rope, to grab the three count!
'The Creator' again cracked a smile at his attack on Rikishi going unnoticed by the referee, while Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay raced to the ring to aid to the WWF Intercontinental Champion. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle celebrated as though it was a one-man job in this six-man tag team encounter, and Edge and Christian similarly rushed to his side for a group hug! Team ECK had served the Coalition well tonight, set about their confidence coming after the screwjob on Mick Foley last Monday night!
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Backstage, the WWF European Champion William Regal stretched his shoulders in anticipation for his title defense. With the rematch against Stone Cold Steve Austin moments away, Kevin Kelly approached 'the Goodwill Ambassador' to see how he felt going into another match against 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. The Englishman did not react well, insulting the journalistic intelligence of Kevin! Where he came from, the Brit knew of many journalists with better dignity than the likes of the World Wrestling Federation. The WWF weren't FOX bloody News! Regal declared that as besmirched as he was to have to put up with that "dirty toerag" again tonight, Regal was out to prove just how hard the British were, and that this time - tonight, he kicks 'the Rattlesnake's arse!
Back on SmackDown, Crash Holly was seen raising his invisible wristwatch to his ear outside of the women's locker room. Moments later, out stepped Molly Holly, brandished in the Holly Cousins gear. With her hands on her hips, like a superhero she declared that it was high time that "Mighty" Molly joined her fellow fighting Holly Cousins in action here in the World Wrestling Federation, and good golly was she going to give it her best shot! Almost instantly somebody broke out in laughter, revealed as being from Tazz! 'The One Man Crime Scene' could not believe the bozos Hardcore and Crash had multiplied, killing himself with laughter. Crash bit back, asking him if this was as funny as Tazz winding up with his keister high in the air, driven through the table by the Dudley Boyz on Sunday Night Heat! Tazz got mad, daring 'the Houdini of Hardcore' to open his mouth one more time and become another victim. Molly broke up the tension, suggesting a mixed tag team match tonight where she could truly show off what she had to offer! Tazz gave her a cute look, before accepting. Crash bugged Tazz asking him who his partner would be. Tired of Crash, Tazz told him he would team with...somebody. Storming away to find a partner, Molly hugged Crash and exclaimed how fun that was!
. 5) K-Kwik (c) vs The Big Show ended in a no-contest; K-Kwik retains the WWF Hardcore Championship (4:07)Since becoming WWF Hardcore Champion, K-Kwik had found himself the center of attention. The young rapper-turned WWF Superstar had taken on allcomers to get where he is in his rookie year with the World Wrestling Federation, but was yet to meet someone the likes of the Big Show. Being rewarded for a convincing job in the Coalition's plan to rid the company of Mick Foley on RAW is WAR, 'the Giant' had drawn the serious ire of Stone Cold Steve Austin, who tried to come to 'the Hardcore Legend's aid before his firing, only to wind up beaten with the Final Cut. K-Dawg jumped the gun and attacked Big Show on the stage as he made his entrance. The champ tried any shortcut he could, when the 500-pounder suddenly powered K-Dawg above his head and teased a gorilla press slam off the stage! K-Kwik slipped out and struck with a chop block, before heading to ringside. Show followed and was left stunned after a shot with a 2x4 - the rapper doing an imitation of WWF Legend "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan! K-Kwik chopped Show down to size for a pin attempt - when Show powered K-Dawg off of him. Inside, K-Kwik hit a dropkick and looked for dropkick off the top rope when Show caught him in mid-air with the Chokeslam! Show wasn't finished yet though, dumping him to the floor and removing the desk of the announce table! With cruel intentions planned for the WWF Hardcore Champion, Stone Cold Steve Austin suddenly charged the ramp and attacked 'the Giant!'
It was the fight that Stone Cold Steve Austin had wanted all along, and now he had a chance to get revenge on the Big Show for Monday night's beating! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' struck 'the Giant' with some hard right hands, before dodging a headbutt from the 500-pounder and sending him head-first into the ring post! Austin grabbed a steel chair from ringside and slammed it into the post - narrowly missing the fleeing Big Show! Marching into the ring, Austin tried to provoke the big man, before taking a seat on the steel chair: now waiting for the WWF European Champion William Regal to show his face!
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Backstage, Vince McMahon was spotted leaving the Gaylord Entertainment Center with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco accompanying him, to see the Chairman off! Suddenly, Kevin Kelly tried to approach McMahon and his Stooges in the parking lot, wanting to know why Vince was leaving when the show was still on! McMahon simply glared at Kevin and told him that this war had just started, and that a war would not go settled in a single night. Cryptically, the boss declared that as far as Shane and Stephanie McMahon were concerned - along with the rest of those Coalition ingrates - his plans were officially in motion! Patterson and Brisco, with Kevin Kelly watched, as the door closed and McMahon's limousine rode off into the night.
We returned to footage taken from during the break, as WWF Hardcore Champion K-Kwik had to be helped back to the backstage area with the assistance of two referees. K-Dawg was in a bad state after the match with the Big Show, who suddenly ambushed the rapper from behind! Refusing to let Stone Cold Steve Austin embarrass him like that, 'the Giant' pounded on the defenceless champ's head before grabbing him by the throat, and flooring him with the Final Cut on top of a wooden pallet! Show got up and spoke with disgust, leaving K-Dawg for dead...when Steve Blackman rushed in to take advantage! 'The Lethal Weapon' struck accordingly, covering K-Kwik and thus, Steve Blackman was the new WWF Hardcore Champion!
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Triple H was taping his wrists tightly in the hall, ahead of the Lumberjack match tonight against former friend X-Pac, when Jonathan Coachman arrived. 'The Game' glanced up as the Coach asked him what his plans were once in that ring, surrounded by WWF Superstars, with the man he had known for so many years. Calmly, 'the Cerebral Assassin' spoke out about his problems with X-Pac. He had already beaten 'the Man's ass back at Armageddon, but it was no surprise that he wanted it back. He joked that X-Pac had always been such a whiny little b*tch, but tonight would end the business they had together. Triple H added candidly, that he had grown a lot in the past few months. His marriage with Stephanie McMahon was over, D-Generation X had gone their separate ways, and he had found out he didn't need anybody but himself! Suddenly, Stephanie McMahon passed him in the hall, with no words for her ex-husband. The two former partners-by-marriage locked eyes, as 'the Billion Dollar Princess' coldly left the scene. Triple H then declared that once this was all over, he had his sights set on the Royal Rumble.
. 6) William Regal (c) vs Stone Cold Steve Austin never began; William Regal retains the WWF European Championship (0:00)'The Texas Rattlesnake' had humiliated William Regal, beaten him in a non-title encounter that 'the Goodwill Ambassador' had asked for, and now had to fight him again tonight on SmackDown; this time for the WWF European Championship. Following the assault received by the Coalition when he tried to aid Mick Foley on RAW is WAR this past Monday night, Austin had singled out the Big Show in particular, screwing him out of the WWF Hardcore Championship. Since causing 'the Giant' to flee before the break, Austin had patiently waited in a steel chair's comfort in the middle of the ring, awaiting the Brit's arrival. William Regal came marching down to the ring with reluctance as 'the Texas Rattlesnake' flipped him off from afar, prompting the WWF European Champion to slip into the ring, and receive a series of rights from Austin! This got out of control instantly, as Austin then slammed a steel chair across the face of the already broken-nosed 'Goodwill Ambassador!' Stone Cold had told Vince McMahon earlier tonight that he didn't give a damn about the Englishman - he wanted Big Show!
Once again busted open as a result of 'the Texas Rattlesnake', William Regal was sure to regret trifling with Stone Cold Steve Austin to begin with. Stone Cold jabbed the ribcage of Regal with repeated steel chair shots to the abdomen, before stalking the WWF European Champion, and planting 'the Goodwill Ambassador' with the Stone Cold Stunner! Stone Cold then took to the second rope to salute the sold-out Nashville crowd, all the while Edge and Christian snuck down to the ring with steel chairs in hand!
The Canadians hit the ring and Austin tried to battle them immediately, only to be overthrown by the numbers advantage. The Big Show came marching down to ringside once more, this time calmer than we had last seen him. 'The Giant' climbed into the ring as Edge and Christian continued to lay into Austin, taking 'the Rattlesnake' by the head and delivering the vicious Final Cut! Austin was left laying with a mouth full of blood - the result of this devastating new finishing move. The Coalition had once again outsmarted and outnumbered Austin, while WWF Champion Kurt Angle could be seen watching on from his dressing room, smugly!
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Backstage, Lita was seen resting her head against a wall to recover from the fall from the top rope earlier tonight, when Matt Hardy showed up trying to comfort his friend. Lita instead lashed out at Matt, iterating that she could have broken her neck! Matt calmed Lita and told her nobody was a bigger fan of hers than he was, and that once Jeff Hardy came back from injury all would be well once more, because they were Team Xtreme. WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios showed up to talk, and Matt tensely stared him down before departing. Lita bluntly asked Essa what he wanted, and all 'the Daredevil' wanted was to apologize to his ex-girlfriend. Lita brought up the perverted kiss he tried to give her under the mistletoe on Monday, throwing a towel at Essa and demanding he leave her alone! Rios scowled, leaving in accordance.
Back on SmackDown, during the commercial break Stone Cold Steve Austin was being helped to the backstage area by a medical team, who tried to get 'the Texas Rattlesnake' on a stretcher right away. Suffering from the same internal injuries suffered to the Rock two weeks ago at the hands of the Big Show's new Final Cut finishing move, Austin was sat down calmly. But 'the Rattlesnake' would not stay for long, instead shoving the medics away from him and stumbling down the hallway, coughing blood and all! Austin shouted at the medics to leave him alone, instead choosing to call for 'the Giant!' There was no stopping Stone Cold.
. 7) Crash and Molly Holly def. Tazz and The Kat (3:55)The Holly Cousins, Hardcore and Crash had not exactly had a great time as of late. Once again back on the outs after repeated losses at the hands of the Right to Censor, surprise took the World Wrestling Federation when a third Holly debuted over a week ago on RAW is WAR in Molly Holly. The presence of a quirky, fun-loving third cousin led to the amusement of 'the One Man Crime Scene', who was then challenged by Molly to a mixed tag team match here tonight. Tazz had clearly scrambled for a partner as the Kat made her way to the ring - the former WWF Women's Champion dressed in a rather skimpy Santa's Little Helper outfit! Kat talked Tazz's head off to his sheer annoyance, allowing Crash to take him off-guard with a dropkick in the corner, and a tornado DDT from the second rope! Crash tried to keep the thug grounded, only for the former WWF Hardcore Champion to fire back with a Tazzplex! Aggressively, Tazz was not about to let the Dudley Boyz driving him through a table on Sunday Night Heat bother him, when Crash escaped a belly-to-belly suplex and tagged in Molly Holly! Molly flew with a missile dropkick to Tazz before dragging Kat inside. Molly suplexed her when Tazz tried intercepting, but Crash sent him to the floor with a hurricanrana! Molly capitalized, climbing to the top and scoring with a somersault flip off the top: the Molly Go-Round giving the Holly Cousins the win!
Molly Holly picked up an impressive first victory to kick off her World Wrestling Federation career. Crash Holly immediately hugged it out with his fellow Holly Cousin, raising her hand in victory. While the Kat rolled on the canvas in pain from the definitive Molly Go-Round moments prior, Tazz was clearly not a happy man. The thug snuck up behind Crash and locked in the Tazzmission - applying it tightly on 'the Houdini of Hardcore!' Molly grabbed Tazz to try and use her strength to break the hold, only for 'the One Man Crime Scene's grip to increase! Finally, Hardcore Holly ran down to the ring with a trash can in hand - forcing Tazz to release the hold and run for the hills! Hardcore was back by his cousins' side: the Holly Cousins back together in the period of a week!
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In their office, the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz were surprisingly spotted in the destroyed office of the APA! Playing cards with the same men that beat them up last Monday night, Bradshaw and Faarooq were getting along famously with D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley, as Bubba successfully won another game! Bradshaw couldn't believe the intellect on the Dudleys, believing them to be a bunch of airheads! The Dudleys bragged about their poker skills, when Faarooq teased asking if they fancied putting their titles on the line - in a poker game! Tense momentarily, laughter soon followed as the four continued to get along! Bubba then got serious for a moment, discussing T&A's rematch clause: the Dudleys had decided that they would accept T&A's challenge, so long as it took place this Monday night on the first RAW is WAR of 2001! But it would have to be with no disqualifications, no count-outs, and Trish Stratus - the little damsel in distress - would have to promise that T&A would never challenge the Dudleys again! The APA were surprised at the stakes, to which Bubba told them boastfully that if T&A wanted Trish on their team, they welcomed the challenge! Bradshaw then asked if they wanted another beer, to which the Dudleys rejoiced.
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Meanwhile in the Gaylord Entertainment Center, the Lumberjacks were making their way down to the ringside area ahead of the main event. The WWF Superstars surrounded the ring ahead of what was sure to be an encounter neither rivals would ever forget. After the betrayal nobody saw coming, X-Pac had proven to be the prevalent thorn in former friend Triple H's side. Despite the loss at Armageddon, 'the Man' had continued making 'the Game's life a living hell - but all of the fun and games, and running from Triple H would end tonight. With nowhere to run or hide, both men were prepared for the Lumberjack match - coming up next!8) Triple H def. X-Pac in a Lumberjack match (6:25)It had come to this. Ever since the Survivor Series took place back over one month ago, 'the Game' had longed for a true way to finish this dispute with former friend X-Pac. 'The Man' betrayed Triple H in the Survivor Series elimination match, and effectively forced D-Generation X to disband in the process. Full of confidence and fully prepared to take a leap and embark on a singles career, X-Pac truly he believed that he had matured. Having cost Triple H multiple matches since his loss at Armageddon, 'the Game' had finally had enough of his old buddy's hijinks. Once X-Pac managed to weasel away from an attack this past Monday night on the stage on RAW is WAR, Triple H knew there was only one way to settle it once and for all. With nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and no disqualifications - these two former friends would end their business together here tonight! The WWF Superstars surrounded the ring, with no sign of the Coalition in sight. X-Pac had the baseball bat in hand that he used to crack 'the Game' with two weeks ago, but upon hesitantly entering the ring, 'the Game' lashed out with some X-Pac Heat of his own: a multitude of heavy-handed rights! X-Pac panicked after a DDT and looked to roll out to the floor, where immediately Matt Hardy, Lita, Val Venis and D-Lo Brown were quick to force him back inside. Triple H continued to wail on X-Pac in the corner with ten punches to the cranium - when X-Pac low blowed his way to freedom!
A dropkick to 'the Cerebral Assassin' saw him careen over the top rope to the floor, where the Right to Censor and the Radicalz began to stomp away at Triple H until the likes of Too Cool and the Holly Cousins ran to intercept them! With safe entry back inside, Triple H went surprised with a spinning wheel kick from X-Pac taking him down. Now toying with his former friend, X-Pac choked 'the Game' with his boot in the corner and declared that this was now his time, picking up the baseball bat just for Triple H to cut him off with the high knee! A cut had formed on X-Pac's temple as Triple H drilled him with mounted, drilling right hands. Freeing himself, the cat-like agility of X-Pac came into play with a brutal baseball bat shot to the sternum! A crossface chickenwing followed, with 'the Game' potentially about to face a new humiliation: tapping out at his betraying friend's hand! Nashville chanted "X-Pac Sucks" his way, but Triple H was able to make the ropes. Recovering in the corner, X-Pac got smug and crotch chopped his former friend before executing the Bronco Buster for added insult! A roundhouse kick gave 'the Man' another near fall, with X-Pac not letting his former friend up. Sizing him up for a second Bronco Buster, he charged 'the Game' just to receive a boot to the groin! Payback for earlier, X-Pac lept off the second rope to receive a spinebuster, before Triple H got ready for the Pedigree! He spotted Stephanie McMahon walking down the rampway however, and X-Pac looked for a last resort X-Factor - blocked with a kick, the Pedigree giving Triple H the victory!
'The Billion Dollar Princess' locked eyes with her ex-husband from ringside, while a battle broke out at ringside among the lumberjacks! Triple H met eyes with Stephanie McMahon while standing over his fallen former friend X-Pac, but all of a sudden Chris Benoit snuck into the ring behind 'the Game!' Using X-Pac's baseball bat, he levelled Triple H with a brutal shot to the skull! If this was 'the Rabid Wolverine's reward for RAW is WAR's master plan come to fruition, what benefits could Benoit reap from 'the Game?'
Chris Benoit put the boots to Triple H, while a recovering X-Pac would soon join in. Stephanie McMahon climbed into the ring to spectate her ex-husband's demise from up close: as Benoit wrenched on the Crossface, forcing Triple H to tap out in agony! McMahon bent down to talk trash to Hunter, wishing him a disrespectful happy new year! 2000 did not turn out how 'the Cerebral Assassin' had hoped - left laying at the hands of his now ex-wife, his now former friend, and his fierce rival. Stephanie was all smiles, but what did the new year have in store for the ex-married couple? |
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Post by DTP. on Oct 29, 2020 16:39:08 GMT -5
Jakked - December 30, 2000
McKenzie Arena in Chattanooga, Tennessee
Broadcast on syndication
Taped on December 22, 2000The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to the final edition of WWF Jakked in the year 2000!
1) Tazz def. D-Lo Brown (4:31)The former WWF European Champion was in action to kick off the final edition of WWF Jakked in the year 2000. With the new year looming close, D-Lo Brown surely had some new years resolutions in mind - much like 'the One Man Crime Scene' Tazz. The thug was disrespected and left laying in debris of a table at last weekend's Christmas Eve party on Sunday Night Heat - thanks to the Dudley Boyz - and would follow it up with an embarrassing defeat with the overly talkative Kat against Crash and Molly Holly. In a foul mood as expected, 'the Human Suplex Machine' was bested by D-Lo early with a hurricanrana for a near fall. A missile dropkick was blocked by Tazz, who then caught D-Lo with a capture suplex for a near fall. With a headscissors applied, Tazz used his thick thighs to ground D-Lo, who fought for dear life to tactically find an escape. Finding a way, D-Lo cut Tazz off with a series of calf kicks, before leapfrogging Tazz and nailing him with a catching sit-out powerbomb for a near fall. D-Lo climbed up top looking for a diving crossbody, just to be caught in a belly-to-belly suplex! Tazz instantly sinked in the Tazzmission on Brown, forcing him to tap out.
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Post by DTP. on Nov 1, 2020 7:46:11 GMT -5
Sunday Night Heat - December 31, 2000
Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee
Broadcast on MTV
Taped on December 23, 2000 - Broadcast from WWF New York
The opening video package aired, bringing us to an empty house in WWF New York! Silence had beckoned over the entertainment complex as Michael Cole and Al Snow sat on the edge of the stage, the two welcoming us to deep in the heart of Times Square for Sunday Night Heat. On the final day of the year 2000, the New Millennium was upon us with 2001 coming up tomorrow! The two discussed the year it had been for the World Wrestling Federation, and how we would see so many highlights throughout the show, as we would 'the Rabid Wolverine' in action. Chris Benoit was set to take on Val Venis tonight, in the final match of the year! The co-hosts began to review the year 2000 in the World Wrestling Federation, discussing how much had gone down - it had truly been an amazing year to be a fan of sports entertainment. Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed further just how much thriving talent the company had to offer, when suddenly Tazz walked out across the nightclub's floor to the eye-rolling of both co-hosts.
'The One Man Crime Scene' remarked that he was disgusted with how he was being overlooked. Of all people to talk about 2000 - Michael Cole should be talking with the thug himself: not Al Snow! Tazz reminded Michael of who reminded in New York City back at the Royal Rumble - it was Tazz. Who was a threat to every single WWF Superstar that stepped foot in the ring with them? It was Tazz! Who defeated Al Snow to become WWF European Champion, and later the WWF Hardcore Champion? Tazz! Al Snow fired back, reminding Tazz of how his Christmas present to him two weeks ago was also responsible for making sure 'the One Man Crime Scene' wasn't the WWF Hardcore Champion today, but Tazz demanded he shut his fat mouth! Hopping onto the stage with the two co-hosts, he reiterated that nothing they could say or do could get him to stop invading their show. This was Sunday Night Heat, it was live on MTV each and every week, and it was filmed in WWF New York - across the city from where the thug lived! Michael tried to restore order and proceed with the Rock, when Tazz bickered at Al hoping he had a miserable Christmas, and an even worse New Year!
A video package aired, taking a look back at perhaps the most influential WWF Superstar that had taken the World Wrestling Federation to new heights in 2000: The Rock. 'The Brahma Bull' was already iconic in his presence, and a renowned figure with the general public. Starting out the year by winning the 2000 Royal Rumble match, the Rock would eventually go on to become the WWF Champion for a fourth time in his illustrious career - overcoming the dastardly McMahon-Helmsley Faction with a major victory against Triple H back at Backlash in April! Retaining the WWF Championship against the likes of Kane, the Undertaker, 'the Game' and Chris Jericho, Rock would run into road block when faced with Kurt Angle. Their matches at Fully Loaded, SummerSlam and Survivor Series were something to be remembered for years to come, and although the Rock was leaving 2000 without that sixth reign as WWF Champion - and finite victory against 'the Megastar', Rock was leaving with the declaration he had made on Christmas Night on RAW is WAR: that he planned to be in the 2001 Royal Rumble match, and was striving to be victorious once again! Rock had also acted in Hollywood, and hosted Saturday Night Live on NBC - his star could only grow moving into the year 2001.
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In the arena, Kaientai began to make their way out to the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd on hand. Bowing in stereotypical fashion, Taka Michinoku and Funaki each wore blue shirts and donned the flag of the Rising Sun with dignity and respect. Michinoku soon began to speak in an exaggerated, un-synced voice clearly not his own. Discussing American holidays and traditions, Taka spoke out about how in Japan, they shared different ideas of what Christmas was about. The United States of America viewed Christmas as a tool for loved ones, and declared that corporate America was EVIL. Calling the fans joked, Michinoku hilariously declared that to be the reason why Japan was better than the USA. Funaki followed with a monotonously deep "INDEED", as the two flag-bearers walked the ramp for singles action tonight.
Raven came out afterwards, spreading his arms wide open to the loud boos from the capacity crowd. Having dedicated his Christmas holiday season to playing mind games with Too Cool and the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi, the self-proclaimed 'Creator' laughed at whatever the hell Kaientai were trying to say moments prior! He didn't understand a lot of what Taka had to say, but did agree about the phony holiday traditions imposed by greedy corporations. Raven called it corporate oppression, and that he never gave a damn about Christmas - only New Year. Raven mentioned that the 'Year of the Raven' was upon us, and that he had a knack for making people see the real truth. On the subject of his opponents tonight, Raven compared Kaientai to Rikishi: clowns out to satisfy their target demographic. For people to laugh in the face of the Japanese culture - and that in five years time, nobody would remember who Kaientai even were! Raven added that they would at least know his name, declaring that everybody in the World Wrestling Federation would be living off of Raven's asylum in their big fancy mansions for years to come!
1) Raven def. Taka Michinoku (w/Funaki) (2:38)Coming off of a productive week on RAW is WAR and SmackDown, in playing mind games and leaving the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi and his boys in Too Cool laying on both nights, Raven was set for singles competition against the first-ever WWF Light Heavyweight Champion tonight. Raven clearly had a grudge with 'Big Kish's fun-loving and brave persona, and having compared the champ to Kaientai gawked at the sight of Funaki pulling faces at him from the apron. This proved to be an opening for Taka Michinoku to strike with a charging dropkick, before clubbing 'the Creator' with a series of hard elbow strikes. Raven managed to side-step out of the corner enabling him to clothesline Taka right into a bulldog for a near fall. Just like that, Raven turned the corner on the Japanese. With a headlock applied, Funaki again involved himself causing the enigma to confront him with a baffled look on his face. Again Taka struck with a springboard dropkick from behind, before pursuing Raven with an amazing Asai moonsault to the floor! Funaki applauded Taka as he rolled Raven back inside, setting up for the Michinoku Driver only for Raven to slip free of it: into a swift Evenflow DDT, giving Raven the win!
As we had seen on multiple occasions in the past, the deadly Evenflow DDT could strike at the drop of a hat wherever Raven was around. With his hand raised, 'the Creator' smirked a half-hearted smile on his face to celebrate the win. Funaki tried coming from behind, putting the boots to the enigma to save his fallen friend Taka Michinoku - but Raven struck again with a second sudden Evenflow DDT! With Kaientai flattened tonight on Sunday Night Heat, the mysterious Raven left his arms wide open ahead of what he was certain to be 'the Year of the Raven' come 2001!
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A video package aired, reviewing the year 2000 for the Divas of the World Wrestling Federation. The women's division was not all smiles and pretty faces, quickly emerging as one of the fiercest divisions to compete in with so many talents competing for the top prize: the WWF Women's Championship. Though they each had their own dose of Attitude, they were glamorous as well - photographed and filmed in scandalously clad, skimpy swimsuits! With Chyna's emergence as the Playboy covergirl, 2000 also saw the WWF Women's Championship change hands - a farcry from "Hervina" and Stephanie McMahon who dominated the ranks early on in the year. Between Trish Stratus's rise to prominence as the calculated strategic agent of T&A, the adulation for tomboy rocker Lita, and the undeniably tough grit of the current champ - Ivory of the Right to Censor - the women's division boasted the claim that anything could happen, roaring into 2001.
We returned to see a Royal Rumble Memories video package, reviewing 'the Hulkster's dominance in the early years of the legendary pay-per-view spectacular. Overcoming twenty-nine other WWF Superstars was no easy feat, and yet Hulk Hogan stunned all of the Hulkamaniacs on two back-to-back occassions in the years 1990 and 1991! From staring down his WrestleMania VI rival Ultimate Warrior to last eliminating Mr. Perfect in the 1990 edition, to dumping an impressive seven men and conquering Earthquake to win a second consecutive time in 1991, Hulkamania ran wild in the early years of the Royal Rumble!
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Back inside of the empty WWF New York, Michael Cole alongside Al Snow and their reluctantly self-invited guest Tazz began to discuss the rise of Kurt Angle in the year 2000. This time last year, the 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist was merely a rookie rising through the ranks, but had seriously risen through the ranks in rapid fashion in twelve months to become 'the Megastar' he was today! 'The One Man Crime Scene' butted in and reminded everybody of how he handed the current WWF Champion his first loss in the World Wrestling Federation back in January, but besides from that he believed that there was no athlete or WWF Superstar out there that was better than the Olympian. Al referenced the brewing situation between the McMahons with Stephanie and Shane McMahon going right beneath their father Vince McMahon's nose last Monday night on RAW is WAR, prompting Michael to reveal that it would be interesting what the Chairman's move would be. Michael alleged that Vince McMahon had a bombshell announcement to reveal regarding the Royal Rumble match tomorrow night on the first RAW is WAR of the new year, and was extremely curious what it would be about!
A video package aired, allowing us to look back on the rapid rise through the ranks of the Olympic Gold Medalist turned WWF Champion 'Megastar' Kurt Angle. From not-so humble beginnings following his debut at the 1999 Survivor Series, the Olympian was brash and arrogant, and it proved lethal to how the people perceived him. Yet cheers or boos were a nonfactor, as Angle would not only become WWF European Champion in February, but WWF Intercontinental Champion simultaneously, just weeks later! Kurt had some overtly friendly ties with Stephanie McMahon, and would later go on to be crowned the 2000 King of the Ring winner - outlasting thirty-one other WWF Superstars! Angle proved to shock people even more one month later, defeating the Rock at Fully Loaded in July. Losing and recapturing the WWF Championship only proved that Kurt was not one to play around, although quickly his confidence began to grow. Defeating Triple H by taking his wife Stephanie for a girlfriend, the two year-long rivals would meet inside of Hell in a Cell, where Angle would miraculously stumble out victorious. Angle was an unbeatable wrecking machine, and worst of all was that he knew it full well - but could 'the Megastar' continue his megastardom headed into 2001?
2) Joe E. Legend def. D-Lo Brown (4:40)Since splintering away from his mentor WWF European Champion William Regal, Joe E. Legend was back to fending for himself in the singles ranks of the World Wrestling Federation. Suffering a disappointing loss he hoped to avenge from last week against Val Venis, he looked to take on a former WWF European Champion in D-Lo Brown. The more experienced of the two, D-Lo was able to outwit the rookie early on, taking him down with a series of armdrags. A calf kick would rock Joe and send him from the ring, causing Legend to have to reconsider his strategy! Upon re-entry D-Lo continued to wrestle Joe E. to the mat, only for Legend to viciously rake his eyes. Legend dropped Brown with an arm slinger before basking in the arrogance of the situation he had created. An armbar followed, with the fans progressively behind Brown as he squirmed on the canvas. Transitioning into a seated hammerlock, Brown was able to elbow his way free before catching Joe with a big powerbomb off the ropes! D-Lo was rolling and caught the emerging Joe E. with the Sky High when he managed to kick out at two! Brown was determined to put Legend away with Lo Down, when he shoved the referee into the ropes to crotch Brown on the top! Crumbling to the mat, Legend capitalized: the Hospital Job putting D-Lo down for the count of three.
Joe E. Legend was all talk after an impressive victory tonight on Sunday Night Heat against D-Lo Brown. The WWF European Champion had gone down in defeat at the hands of the rising star, who continued to run his mouth after resorting to some underhanded tactics to ensure victory tonight. What did 2001 have to offer Joe E. Legend, now he was on his own?
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A video package aired, showing just how there wasn't anything hotter in the World Wrestling Federation, than the tag team division. Over the past year, countless teams have assembled with the end goal of becoming known as the most dominant and most impressive tag team in the business. With the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line, we had seen the likes of the New Age Outlaws, Edge and Christian, the Hardy Boyz, Too Cool, T&A, and the current champs the Dudley Boyz reign as champions. Each different in their own way, the tag team division has been a hotbed for fans seeking the highly intense, action-packed, star-studded two-on-two encounters, with two of the very best being contested between the Hardys, the Dudleys, and Edge and Christian! At both WrestleMania in a Triangle Ladder match, and SummerSlam in the first-ever Tables, Ladders and Chairs match, the world watched in marvel as the three teams embarked in sacrificing their bodies with the need to reach up high and claim the gold! The tag team ranks were hotter than ever with so many contenders, and it could only heat up even more in 2001!
Michael Cole and Al Snow remained sat on the side of the stage inside WWF New York as we returned, forced to put up with uninvited guest Tazz rambling on about his declaration to enter the 2001 Royal Rumble match. 'The One Man Crime Scene' dared to compare himself to the likes of The Rock and Triple H, who this week also announced their plans to the enter the annual classic, allowing Michael and Al to overshadow the thug. Instead discussing the year that Triple H had, they remarked how he had everything going for him once the clock struck midnight on December 31 last year, but so much had changed for 'the Game' in just 365 days.
A video package aired, recapping the rollercoaster year that 'the Game' Triple H had had. Walking into the year 2000, Triple H was surrounded by friends, family and loved ones alike. The leader of D-Generation X had found a toxic romance with the boss's daughter Stephanie McMahon. Together, later joined by Vince and Shane McMahon's blessings, the McMahon-Helmsley Faction were a force to be reckoned with. 'The Game' triumphed through the main event of WrestleMania as the WWF Champion, though it all came crashing to a halt after losing the title to The Rock at Backlash. Another loss saw him barred from competing for the WWF Championship so long as he held it, though 'the Game' would engage in some dramatic battles against Chris Jericho inside of a Steel-Cage, and Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam. All the while, he did not like how close his wife was with Kurt Angle - the new WWF Champion. With the Coalition on the rise, Triple H was left without the title - and without his wife! With Stephanie gone from his life, Triple H suffered another fall from grace inside Hell in a Cell against 'the Megastar' at October's No Mercy - and worse yet was forced to tap out by Chris Benoit at the Survivor Series. X-Pac turned his back on 'the Game' and left him high and dry as well, leaving Triple H with no-one to turn to! Though 'the Game' was determined to turn things around headed into 2001, believing he never needed anyone's help to be that damn good. Would 2001 be the year of redemption for 'the Cerebral Assassin?'
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In the arena, Lance Storm was seen making his way down to the ring to loud boos from the capacity crowd on hand. After failing to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion against Rikishi this past Christmas Day on RAW is WAR, 'the Pride of Calgary' took to the microphone to address them on the concept of new year resolutions. Defining what it meant to the people as if the crowd were full of idiots, Lance claimed he didn't expect any of them to know what resolutions were all about - let alone sticking to them! Lance claimed that his new year's resolution would be to stop tolerating American stupidity. He was a former WWF European Champion and a former WWF Hardcore Champion, and he deserved better! With a rich pedigree from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, the arrogant Canadian declared that 2001 would go his way, and that he would wear his country on his sleeve with pride guaranteed! Finally Hardcore Holly came out to interrupt 'the Pride of Calgary', ready for a fight.
3) Lance Storm def. Hardcore Holly (3:36)Lance Storm did debut with a bang last May in his hometown of Calgary, Alberta, Canada and quickly ascended to become WWF European Champion. In recent months however, following a contentious rivalry with then-Commissioner Mick Foley, 'the Pride of Calgary' had appeared to be lost in the shuffle. A former WWF Hardcore Champion, he tried to revolutionize the division with the suspension of the 24/7 rule, but since losing the title to K-Kwik, he had achieved little success. Hardcore Holly also looked for a win after fellow Holly Cousins - Crash and Molly - were victorious on SmackDown this past week against Tazz and the Kat. Tazz ran Hardcore down on commentary as he surprised Lance with a series of clotheslines to start things off. A body slam and a diving legdrop from the top rope scored a near fall, when Hardcore tried a high-angle dropkick just for Storm to block it and dropkick the leg from under him. Storm got aggressive in targeting the leg of Hardcore, a heel hook applied momentarily - but Holly was able to get a hold of the bottom rope. Storm appeared determined to end 2001 on a high note, when Hardcore caught him off the top rope with a dropkick in mid-air! Scoring with a Falcon Arrow for a near fall, Holly prepared for the waterwheel slam when Lance was able to score with a sunset flip. Securing the leg and locking in the Maple Leaf Crab, Holly had nowhere to turn and was forced to tap out.
Lance Storm had his hand raised in victory, an incredulous look of relief on 'the Pride of Calgary's face! The Canadian himself could not believe that he was able to defeat Hardcore Holly, and upon overzealously celebrating the upset submission victory, the former WWF Hardcore Champion failed to spy Molly Holly running down to ringside! Lance turned and walked straight into the Molly Go-Round, Molly getting a measure of retribution on behalf of her older cousin! Hardcore raised the plucky newcomer's hand in victory, with Molly standing proud - her hands on her hips.
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A video package aired, taking a look back on the wacky, out of control and unpredictable WWF Hardcore Championship division! Already renowned for its use of unconventional household objects to be used as weapons, the title would add another layer of chaos once infamously multiple-time champ Crash Holly declared the addition of the 24/7 rule! Fights were falls count anywhere, and it was never a shock to see multiple WWF Superstars interfere, or a title match to end in the backstage area - or even outside of the building. Be it at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants, gas stations, hotel rooms or even a beach in Hawaii! 2000 saw an amazing FIX IN POST championship reigns, with FIX IN POST regaining the title on ___ occasions! From Big Bossman to Test, to Crash Holly, Hardcore Holly, Tazz, the Mean Street Posse, Viscera, Al Snow, Perry Saturn, K-Kwik and current champ Steve Blackman, anything goes as far as the WWF Hardcore Championship was concerned!
We returned to Sunday Night Heat to be met with Chyna and Billy Gunn sat in directors chairs, on the set of 'the Ninth Wonder of the World's latest photoshoot. With smiles on their faces, 'the One' Billy Gunn happily wanted to take the time to wish the World Wrestling Federation's fans across the world a happy holidays, and an even happier new year! The Playboy and TV Guide covergirl then spoke, providing an update on how her modelling career was going. She had achieved so much in such a short amount of time, and had the people to thank for it all. Chyna then declared that she was so excited to announce that she would be back to ring in the new year, tomorrow night on RAW is WAR. Billy was ecstatic to hear that, expressing how happy he was to be her friend through it all, and that he was excited to see where it the friendship would go in 2001.
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Back at WWF New York, Michael Cole and Al Snow were forced to listen to Tazz as he ran down both 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna, as well as her obvious boy-toy boyfriend 'the One' Billy Gunn. Echoing WWF European Champion William Regal's sentiments from two weeks ago: there was something off about Billy. Ignoring him, Michael spoke with enthusiasm when discussing what 2001 had in store for them, and that it would all kick off with RAW is WAR - taking place on New Year's Day tomorrow night! Together Michael and Al ran down what was announced, with a once-in-a-lifetime main event pitting WWF Champion Kurt Angle, the Big Show and Chris Benoit against a real dream team: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H! Plus, in a no-disqualification match that T&A could not afford to lose, the former champs would cash in on their rematch clause against the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz - and if T&A failed to win, they would be ineligible to challenge for the gold again, so long as the Dudleys reigned as champs! Michael added Vince McMahon's major bombshell announcement regarding the Royal Rumble - and declared that RAW would be off the charts, to start 2001!
All of a sudden Eddie Guerrero surlily came sauntering out across the entertainment complex's floor, to the sheer shock of 'the One Man Crime Scene' Tazz. Tazz was in disbelief at the sight of 'Latino Heat', echoing that he hadn't seen or heard of him since Armageddon! Tazz inquired as to how Eddie was doing, and Guerrero appeared much more serious than he once was. Eddie confessed that it had been a brutal holiday season for 'Latino Heat'. Admitting just how terrible he treated Chyna all the way throughout their relationship, he genuinely did not blame 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' for kicking his ass a few weeks - but alas, she was Billy Gunn's problem now. Al Snow asked Eddie what he had been up to, when the former WWF Intercontinental Champion noted how he had been rehabbing the injuries sustained against his ex-fiancee, and that he was adjusting mentally - he felt like a new man right now. Michael asked Eddie when we could next expect to see him in a World Wrestling Federation ring, and Eddie wasn't sure. Reminded of where he was two years ago on New Year's Eve, being left mangled in a car wreck on the side of a country road someplace, he never thought he would ever wrestle again. But through it all, he persevered, and now he was a walking, talking, competing miracle man if anything! Eddie smirked, declaring that he would be back before anybody knew it.
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In the arena, Val Venis made his way out to the ring for the final match in the World Wrestling Federation, of the year 2000. 'The Big Valbowski' grinned cheekily as he thrusted his hips to the ladies in attendance, before introducing himself to all of the honeys in the building tonight! Val made innuendos about just how piping hot his Christmas morning was, but that it would be even more scolding and piercing once the clock struck midnight in 'the Valbowski's hotel room tonight! But first, Val had to discuss his opponent tonight. Chris Benoit was undoubtedly a tough guy, and he was serious. He claimed that 'the Rabid Wolverine' could have been WWF Champion following RAW is WAR last Monday night! But there was one thing about Chris that rubbed him the wrong way...Val was bored stiff by Benoit whenever he came up on the TV screen! Venis declared that he may have bigger fish to fry in 2001, but as for tonight? He was planning to let it all hang out, and leave 2000 with the bang of a lifetime...after beating 'the Crippler!'
4) Chris Benoit def. Val Venis (5:11)Closing out the year 2000 for the World Wrestling Federation saw 'the Rabid Wolverine' make a rare appearance on Sunday Night Heat, taking on 'the Big Valbowski' himself, Val Venis. Chris Benoit engaged in a fierce battle with WWF Champion Kurt Angle this past Christmas Night on RAW is WAR, before it all turned out to be a ruse orchestrated by the Coalition to rid the WWF of Mick Foley! Adding onto matters, 'the Wolverine' further made his presence felt as SmackDown went off the air last Thursday night, making Triple H suffer in the Crossface upon request of Stephanie McMahon! While Benoit was in store for a massive six-man tag team match tomorrow night, he had Val Venis to take care of. Benoit tried to take Venis down to the mat as soon as the two locked up, but Val showed just how competent he was in the ring, able to chop Benoit. The two exchanged brutal knife-edged chops, when Benoit cut Venis off with a snap suplex! Focusing all of his attention on the shoulder of Val, an armbar was applied when Venis made the ropes. Val came slugging back and was able to surprise 'the Rabid Wolverine' with a fisherman suplex for a near fall, when Benoit scored with a tilt-a-whirl shoulderbreaker! Benoit remained in control, but a powerbomb then went reversed into a DDT from 'the Valbowski!' Val scored a near fall off of the spinout powerbomb, before climbing up to the top rope for the Money Shot. Benoit was able to move out of the way, and instead climbed to the top himself: the Diving Headbutt giving the Canadian a lasting impression, in the year 2000!
'The Rabid Wolverine' was mighty proud of his final victory in the year 2000, ahead of a dream six-man tag team main event to come tomorrow night on the New Year's Day edition of RAW is WAR. Chris Benoit celebrated his win against Val Venis by planting the Crossface on 'the Big Valbowski' after the bell for good measure! The referee was forced to jump in and drag Benoit off of him, causing the vile Coalition member to smirk with arrogance. Benoit genuinely believed himself to be the best technical wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation today, but what about tomorrow? What did 2001 have in store for Benoit, let alone the rest of the Coalition?
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A video package aired, reviewing the greatest matches of 2000, as well as showcasing some of the rising stars that the World Wrestling Federation had to offer. While Kurt Angle excelled to greater heights in embarking on the WWF Championship, the Olympic Gold Medalist had plenty of others to worry about. Among them were the likes of Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho, who had countless hard-hitting and physical instant classics in 2000, at Backlash and Judgment Day. The loyalist of the Coalition, the 500-pound Big Show was ready to branch out after leaving Stone Cold Steve Austin bleeding from the mouth last Thursday night on SmackDown. Tazz and the current WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi had had some barnburners, with Rikishi even escaping the Tazzmission by driving himself and the thug through an announce table in the past. Raven was challenging the status quo of the company's hierarchy, facing off with the Undertaker. X-Pac and Kane had engaged in some wars at No Way Out and WrestleMania, and now both were on their own. While the top of the WWF roster was booming with larger-than-life names, underneath saw a plethora of WWF Superstars ready to break through the glass ceiling. Who would step up to the plate, and grab the brass ring in 2001? Who would win the Royal Rumble match next month? We would have to wait and see!
Back in WWF New York, Michael Cole and Al Snow tried to sign off on behalf of the World Wrestling Federation, this fateful New Year's Eve. Summarizing the year 2000 did not prove to be easy however, as Tazz repeatedly cut in. Believing strongly that 2001 would be 'the One Man Crime Scene's year, Tazz declared that none of their favorite moments of the year meant a damn thing as far as the thug was concerned! Al fired back telling Tazz that once he was cleared to compete again, he was the first man on his list to knock the taste out of his mouth, when Tazz threatened Al and claimed that in 2001 he and Michael wouldn't need to worry about Sunday Night Heat! Reiterating that WWF Heat was his show, that MTV was his network, and that New York City was his town: Tazz declared that this show was his for the taking in 2001! Tazz got up and stormed out, leaving Michael Cole to declare that next weekend for the first edition of Sunday Night Heat in the year 2001, they would be joined by their biggest special guest to date: The Rock!
A video package aired, taking a look back at the comeback of the year. After spending eleven months on the shelf following a brutal hit-and-run attack, Stone Cold Steve Austin's return at Unforgiven shocked the World Wrestling Federation and took it by storm. Hell-bent on getting back to where he was before neck surgery, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was partially responsible for The Rock being crowned WWF Champion at Backlash, to an electric response from the people. Upon returning, Stone Cold set out to hunt down the person responsible for running him down at the 1999 Survivor Series, and taking his passion away from him for a year: only to stumble into road blocks, the likes of Chris Benoit and later Kane. Austin triumphed against both 'the Rabid Wolverine' at No Mercy, as well as 'the Big Red Machine' at Survivor Series. But ultimately, Austin's biggest success to date came at Armageddon. With Shawn Michaels identifying himself as Austin's attacker all along, Stone Cold ended the three year-long vendetta fuelled by 'the Heartbreak Kid', by ramming a car into HBK's car: and subsequently beating Michaels to a pulp! Focused, at the top of his game once again with no beef left to squash, Stone Cold now set his sights on just one thing: to once again climb the mountain and once again become the WWF Champion! The burning question was, did Austin have what it took to get the job done in the year 2001? |
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![]()  2000 CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - As of January 1, 2001
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| WWF CHAMPION
Kurt Angle [2]
August 27, 2000 - [127+ days]
The Rock [5]
July 24, 2000 - August 27, 2000 [34 days]
Kurt Angle [1]
July 23, 2000 - July 24, 2000 [1 day]
3. The Rock [4]
April 30, 2000 - July 23, 2000 [84 days]
2. Triple H [3]
January 3, 2000 - April 30, 2000 [118 days]
1. The Big Show [1]
November 14, 1999 - January 3, 2000 [50 days]
| WWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
Rikishi [1]
October 22, 2000 - [71+ days]
Eddie Guerrero [1]
August 27, 2000 - October 22, 2000 [56 days]
Chris Benoit [2]
June 8, 2000 - August 27, 2000 [80 days]
Chris Jericho [3]
May 21, 2000 - June 8, 2000 [18 days]
Chris Benoit [1]
April 2, 2000 - May 21, 2000 [49 days]
Kurt Angle [1]
February 27, 2000 - April 2, 2000 [35 days]
Chris Jericho [2]
January 23, 2000 - February 27, 2000 [35 days]
Chris Jericho [1] & Chyna [2]
January 3, 2000 - January 23, 2000 [20 days] | WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
The Dudley Boyz [2]
December 10, 2000 - [22+ days]
T&A [1]
November 9, 2000 - December 10, 2000 [31 days]
Too Cool [1]
October 22, 2000 - November 9, 2000 [18 days]
The Hardy Boyz [2]
August 27, 2000 - October 22, 2000 [56 days]
Edge and Christian [1]
April 2, 2000 - August 27, 2000 [147 days]
The Dudley Boyz [1]
February 27, 2000 - April 2, 2000 [35 days]
The New Age Outlaws [5]
November 8, 1999 - February 27, 2000 [111 days]
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| WWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION
William Regal [1]
December 2, 2000 - [30+ days]
D-Lo Brown [5]
October 16, 2000 - December 2, 2000 [47 days]
Tazz [1]
September 11, 2000 - October 16, 2000 [35 days]
Al Snow [1]
August 10, 2000 - September 11, 2000 [32 days]
Lance Storm [1]
June 29, 2000 - August 10, 2000 [42 days]
Eddie Guerrero [1]
April 3, 2000 - June 29, 2000 [87 days]
Chris Jericho [1]
April 2, 2000 - April 3, 2000 [1 day]
Kurt Angle [1]
February 10, 2000 - April 2, 2000 [52 days]
Val Venis [1]
December 12, 1999 - February 10, 2000 [62 days]
| WWF WOMEN'S CHAMPION
Ivory
October 22, 2000 - [71+ days]
Lita
July 27, 2000 - October 22, 2000 [87 days]
Stephanie McMahon
March 30, 2000 - July 27, 2000 [119 days]
Jacqueline
February 3, 2000 - March 30, 2000 [56 days]
Hervina
January 31, 2000 - February 3, 2000 [3 days]
The Kat
December 12, 1999 - January 31, 2000 [50 days]
| WWF LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
Essa Rios [2]
October 1, 2000 - [92+ days]
Dean Malenko [2]
July 23, 2000 - October 1, 2000 [70 days]
Crash Holly [1]
July 6, 2000 - July 23, 2000 [17 days]
Dean Malenko [1]
March 13, 2000 - July 6, 2000 [115 days]
Essa Rios [1]
February 8, 2000 - March 13, 2000 [34 days]
Gillberg [1]
November 17, 1998 - February 8, 2000 [448 days]
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Steve Blackman [4]
December 28, 2000 - [3+ days]
K-Kwik [2]
December 17, 2000 - December 28, 2000 [11 days]
Tazz [3]
December 11, 2000 - December 17, 2000 [6 days]
Lance Storm [2] & Steve Blackman [4]
December 11, 2000 - December 11, 2000 [0 days]
K-Kwik [1]
December 2, 2000 - December 11, 2000 [9 days]
Lance Storm [1]
October 9, 2000 - December 2, 2000 [54 days]
Steve Blackman [3]
August 27, 2000 - October 9, 2000 [43 days]
Crash Holly [9]
August 27, 2000 - August 27, 2000 [0 days]
Hardcore Holly [4]
August 24, 2000 - August 27, 2000 [3 days]
Crash Holly [8]
July 24, 2000 - August 24, 2000 [31 days]
Al Snow [5]
July 23, 2000 - July 24, 2000 [1 day]
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Perry Saturn [4]
July 17, 2000 - July 23, 2000 [6 days]
Al Snow [4]
July 10, 2000 - July 17, 2000 [7 days]
Perry Saturn [3]
June 22, 2000 - July 10, 2000 [18 days]
Steve Blackman [2]
June 19, 2000 - June 22, 2000 [3 days]
Perry Saturn [2]
June 15, 2000 - June 19, 2000 [4 days]
Crash Holly [7]
May 15, 2000 - June 15, 2000 [31 days]
Davey Boy Smith [2]
May 8, 2000 - May 15, 2000 [7 days]
Crash Holly [6]
May 6, 2000 - May 8, 2000 [2 days]
Steve Blackman [1]
May 4, 2000 - May 6, 2000 [2 days]
Crash Holly [5]
April 20, 2000 - May 4, 2000 [14 days]
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Perry Saturn [1] & Essa Rios [1]
April 20, 2000 - April 20, 2000 [0 days]
Crash Holly [4]
April 3, 2000 - April 20, 2000 [17 days]
Hardcore Holly [3]
April 2, 2000 - April 3, 2000 [1 day]
Crash Holly [3], Tazz [1&2],
Pete Gas [2], Thrasher [1],
Joey Abs [1], Rodney [1]
Funaki [1], Viscera [1]
April 2, 2000 - April 2, 2000 [0 days]
Crash Holly [2]
March 13, 2000 - April 2, 2000 [20 days]
Pete Gas [1]
March 13, 2000 - March 13, 2000 [0 days]
Crash Holly [1]
February 22, 2000 - March 13, 2000 [20 days]
Test [1]
January 17, 2000 - February 22, 2000 [36 days]
Big Bossman [4]
October 14, 1999 - January 17, 2000 [95 days]
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WWF SUPERSTARS - As of January 1, 2001
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T&A
with Trish Stratus
| Big Show
7'2, 500lbs
Tampa, FL
The Coalition
| Billy Gunn
6'3, 260lbs
Austin, TX
| Bradshaw
6'6, 292lbs
Sweetwater, TX
The APA
| Bubba Ray Dudley
6'3, 320lbs
Dudleyville
The Dudley Boyz
Tag Team Champion |  |  |  |  |  | Bull Buchanan
6'7, 275lbs
Atlanta, GA
The Right to Censor
| Chris Benoit
5'10, 232lbs
Edmonton, AB
The Coalition
| Chris Jericho
6'0, 227lbs
Winnipeg, MB
| Christian
6'1, 211lbs
Toronto, ONT
Edge and Christian
The Coalition
| Crash Holly
5'8, allegedly well over 400lbs
Mobile, AL
The Holly Cousins
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| Dean Malenko
5'10, 212lbs
Tampa, FL
with Terri
| D-Lo Brown
6'3, 264lbs
Chicago, IL
| D-Von Dudley
6'2, 255lbs
Dudleyville
The Dudley Boyz
Tag Team Champion
| Edge
6'5, 240lbs
Toronto, ONT
Edge and Christian
The Coalition | Essa Rios
5'10, 190lbs
Tijuana, Mexico
Light Heavyweight Champion
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6'2, 275lbs
Marrieta, GA
The APA
| Funaki
5'7, 195lbs
Japan
Kaientai
| The Goodfather
6'6, 330lbs
Las Vegas, NV
The Right to Censor
| Grandmaster Sexay
5'10, 213lbs
Memphis, TN
Too Cool & Rikishi
| Hardcore Holly
6'0, allegedly well over 400lbs
Mobile, AL
The Holly Cousins
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6'1, 242lbs
Toronto, ONT
| Kurt Angle
6'0, 220lbs
Pittsburgh, PA
The Coalition
WWF Champion
| K-Kwik
6'2, 220lbs
Charlotte, NC
| Lance Storm
5'11, 231lbs
Calgary, AB
| Mark Henry
6'4, 375lbs
Silsbee, TX
The Right to Censor
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6'2, 219lbs
Cameron, NC
The Hardy Boyz
Team Xtreme
| Perry Saturn
5'10, 241lbs
Boston, MA
| Raven
6'1, 235lbs
The Bowery
| Rikishi
6'1, 424lbs
Samoa
Too Cool & Rikishi
Intercontinental Champion | The Rock
6'5, 275lbs
Miami, FL
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| Scotty 2 Hotty
5'9, 210lbs
Westbrook, ME
Too Cool & Rikishi
| Steve Austin
6'2, 252lbs
Victoria, TX
| Steve Blackman
6'2, 246lbs
Annville, PA
Hardcore Champion | Steven Richards
6'2, 218lbs
Philadelphia, PA
The Right to Censor | Taka Michinoku
5'8, 180lbs
Japan
Kaientai
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5'9, 248lbs
Brooklyn, NY
| Test
6'6, 282lbs
Toronto, ONT
T&A
with Trish Stratus | Triple H
6'4, 272lbs
Greenwich, CT
| The Undertaker
6'10, 326lbs
Houston, TX
| Val Venis
6'3, 241lbs
Las Vegas, NV
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6'3, 240lbs
Blackpool, England
European Champion
| X-Pac
6'1, 212lbs
Minneapolis, MN
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WWF DIVAS - As of January 1, 2001
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5'10
Londonberry, NH
| Debra
5'5
Tuscaloosa, AL
Occasional appearances
Occasional wrestler
Off-screen | Ivory
5'5
Seattle, WA
The Right to Censor
Women's Champion
| Jacqueline
5'3
Dallas, TX
| The Kat
5'4
Memphis, TN
Occasional wrestler
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| Molly Holly
5'4
Mobile, AL
The Holly Cousins
| Lita
5'5
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Team Xtreme
| Stephanie McMahon
5'8
Greenwich, CT
WWF Decisionmaker
The Coalition
Manages Kurt Angle
| Terri
5'0
Gainesville, FL
Occasional wrestler
Manages The Radicalz
| Trish Stratus
5'5
Toronto, ONT
T&A
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As of January 1, 2001
 |  |  |  |  | The Brooklyn Brawler
6'0, 248lbs
Brooklyn, NY
Occasional wrestler
| Gerald Brisco
6'0, 219lbs
Blackwell, OK
The Stooges
Occasional appearances
Occasional wrestler
| Howard Finkel
5'8
Newark, NJ
Ring announcer
Occasional Appearances
Pay-Per-Views
| Jerry Lawler
6'0, 243lbs
Memphis, TN
Color commentator
RAW is WAR/SmackDown!
Pay-Per-Views
Occasional wrestler | Jim Ross
5'9
Oklahoma City, OK
Play-By-Play announcer
RAW is WAR/SmackDown!
Pay-Per-Views
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6'3
Wichita, KS
Interviewer
Color commentator
Jakked
| Kevin Kelly
5'10
New York City, NY
Backstage interviewer
Play-by-Play announcer
Jakked | Lilian Garcia
5'5
New York City, NY
Ring announcer
Backstage interviewer
RAW is WAR/Jakked | Linda McMahon
5'4
Greenwich, CT
WWF CEO
| Michael Cole
5'9
Amenia, NY
Play-By-Play commentator
Backstage Interviewer
SmackDown!/Sunday Night Heat | 
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6'1, 247lbs
Montreal, QUE
The Stooges
Occasional appearances
Occasional wrestler
| Shane McMahon
6'2, 230lbs
Greenwich, CT
WWF Decisionmaker
The Coalition
Occasional wrestler
| Tony Chimel
6'1
Cherry Hill, NJ
Ring announcer
SmackDown!/Sunday Night Heat
| Vince McMahon
6'3, 245lbs
Greenwich, CT
WWF Chairman
Occasional wrestler
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INACTIVE & INJURED - As of January 1, 2001 | 
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| Al Snow
6'1, 235lbs
Lima, OH
Broken wrist
Due back Spring 2001
| Eddie Guerrero
5'8, 218lbs
El Paso, TX
Rehabbing injuries
Due back early 2001 | Fabulous Moolah
5'6
Columbia, SC
Occasional appearances
Off-screen
| Hulk Hogan
6'5, 302lbs
Venice Beach, CA
Occasional appearances
Off-screen
| Jeff Hardy
6'1, 217lbs
Cameron, NC
The Hardy Boyz
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7'0, 323lbs
Parts Unknown
Disappeared
| Mae Young
5'4
Sand Springs, OK
Occasional appearances
Off-screen
| Paul Bearer
5'10
Parts Unknown
Off-screen
| Road Dogg
6'1, 241lbs
Marietta, GA
Sent to rehabilitation
Due back Spring 2001
| Shawn Michaels
6'1, 225lbs
San Antonio, TX
Occasional appearances
Suffered multiple injuries
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5'11
Portland, OR
Suffered torn labrum
Due back early 2001 | |
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2001 PAY-PER-VIEW CALENDAR WWF Royal Rumble 2001 - Sunday, January 21, 2001 - New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana
WWF No Way Out 2001 - Sunday, February 25, 2001 - Thomas & Mack Center in Las Vegas, Nevada
WWF WrestleMania X-Seven - Sunday, April 1, 2001 - Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas
WWF Backlash 2001 - Sunday, April 29, 2001 - AllState Arena in Chicago, Illinois
WWF Insurrextion 2001 - Saturday, May 5, 2001 - Earls Court in London, England
WWF Judgment Day 2001 - Sunday, May 20, 2001 - ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California
WWF King of the Ring 2001 - Sunday, June 24, 2001 - Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey
WWF Fully Loaded 2001 - Sunday, July 22, 2001 - TBA in TBA
WWF SummerSlam 2001 - Sunday, August 19, 2001 - TBA in TBA
WWF Unforgiven 2001 - Sunday, September 23, 2001 - TBA in TBA
WWF No Mercy 2001 - Sunday, October 21, 2001 - TBA in TBA
WWF Survivor Series 2001 - Sunday, November 18, 2001 - TBA in TBA
WWF Armageddon 2001 - Sunday, December 9, 2001 - TBA in TBA
 Royal Rumble 2000 - Sunday, January 23, 2000
Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York
- Tazz def. Kurt Angle in 3:15 after the Tazzmission. Having debuted at the 1999 Survivor Series, the youthful 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist had embarked on a clean unbeaten record. Issuing an open challenge to anybody that wanted a shot, we would see Tazz's World Wrestling Federation debut, and Kurt Angle's first loss in the World Wrestling Federation following the use of 'the Human Suplex Machine's controversial submission chokehold.
- The Hardy Boyz def. The Dudley Boyz in a Tag Team Tables match in 10:18 after Jeff Hardy's Swanton Bomb to D-Von Dudley, from the top of a Madison Square Garden tunnel. The first ever Tables match in World Wrestling Federation history turned out to be an all-out war, with Jeff and Matt Hardy out for redemption after Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley were responsible for driving their manager Terri through a table. A crazy fight to see who was the last man standing followed, the action spreading throughout the arena. Ultimately, the Hardys impressed the people most of all, cementing themselves as stars in the making.
- Mae Young def. The Kat, Jacqueline, Ivory, Terri, Barbara Bush & Luna Vachon to win the Miss Rumble 2000 swimsuit contest, after exposing herself to guest judges Andy Richter, Sgt. Slaughter, Tony Garea, Johnny Valiant, Classy Freddie Blassie & the Fabulous Moolah. The beautiful bodies of the WWF Divas were on full display, albeit to the chagrin of Ivory and Luna Vachon, who hated participating. The Kat, Jacqueline and Terri would get the biggest ovations, but the biasness of an aged assortment of judges ensured that Mark Henry's nudist girlfriend Mae Young was named Miss Rumble 2000.
- Chris Jericho (c) def. Chyna (c) & Hardcore Holly in a Triple Threat match to become the Undisputed WWF Intercontinental Champion in 7:31 after the Lionsault to Chyna. Chris Jericho and Chyna entered the match as co-WWF Intercontinental Champions, having been forced to share defending duties since a double-pin in another Triple Threat match had them trapped in this situation. Y2J outwitted Hardcore and Chyna, to be crowned the sole title holder.
- The New Age Outlaws (c) def. The Acolytes to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships in 2:31 after Billy Gunn's Fame-Asser to Bradshaw. A battle of two of the hottest and most ruthless tag teams in the World Wrestling Federation, it was X-Pac interfered on Billy Gunn and Road Dogg's behalf, screwing Bradshaw and Faarooq out of the gold.
- Triple H (c) def. Cactus Jack in a Street Fight to retain the WWF Championship in 26:55 after the Pedigree on thumbtacks. With the McMahon-Helmsley regime in full effect, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon had had Mick Foley fired temporarily. Returning not as Mankind but as Cactus Jack, he had sadistic intentions for 'the Game'. In one of the most gruesome WWF Championship matches in sports entertainment history, through chair shots, sledgehammers and barbwire, Triple H proved to everybody exactly why he called himself 'the Game'. Going toe-to-toe with Cactus Jack, the bloodied WWF Champion found himself thrown from his stretcher by 'the Hardcore Legend' after the match.
- The Rock def. The Big Show, X-Pac, Kane, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, Al Snow, the Godfather, Hardcore Holly, Prince Albert, Val Venis, Bradshaw, Gangrel, Test, Crash Holly, Big Bossman, Edge, Davey Boy Smith, Faarooq, Chyna, Chris Jericho, Bob Backlund, Rikishi, Viscera, Steve Blackman, Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexay, D-Lo Brown, Christian & Mosh in the 2000 Royal Rumble match in 51:54 after the Rock eliminated the Big Show. With the main event at WrestleMania, with a guaranteed opportunity at the WWF Championship on the line, all thirty WWF Superstars vied with all they had to be the last man standing. Rock finally was able to reverse a powerslam and eliminate 'the Big Nasty Bastard' from the ring. Although he won the match, there would be controversy with whose feet hit first, a bitter hatred evolving between the Rock and the Big Show.
 No Way Out 2000 - Sunday, February 27, 2000
Hartford Civic Center in Hartford, Connecticut
- Kurt Angle def. Chris Jericho (c) to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 10:14 after the Lionsault into the title belt. Full of confidence after winning the WWF European Championship two weeks prior, it was Y2J and manager Chyna's duty to halt the newcomer's rise before it begun. Forced to rely on shortcuts, the Olympic Gold Medalist got what he wanted by cheating to get the title. Angle's victory made him the second-ever WWF Eurocontinental Champion, taking his career to new heights.
- The Dudley Boyz def. The New Age Outlaws (c) to win the WWF Tag Team Championship in 5:20 after the 3D to Road Dogg. The Dudleys' first taste of major success in the World Wrestling Federation saw the two resorting to brutal tactics to cripple the D-Generation X members. It would prove to be Billy Gunn's last match for over seven months, sustaining a separated shoulder from the use of a lead pipe by Bubba Ray Dudley. On top of the mountain, the table-adoring Dudleys won big against the veteran tag team.
- Mark Henry def. Viscera in 3:44 after a body slam. In revenge for big splashing his pregnant girlfriend Mae Young, Mark Henry was victorious when she came to his rescue. 'Sexual Chocolate' kissed and celebrated with his partner after the match, though in shocking news weeks later it would be shown that Mae Young had birthed a human hand for a son.
- Edge and Christian def. The Hardy Boyz in 15:05 after Christian's Unprettier on Matt Hardy. It was the first meeting between the two teams since the history-making high-risk Ladder match at No Mercy 1999. A throwback to tag team wrestling of the past, the Hardy Boyz's manager Terri showed her true colors in betraying Matt and Jeff in favor of Edge and Christian. Proving that the Canadians were well on their way, it was a much-needed confidence booster for the Toronto brothers.
- Tazz def. Big Bossman by disqualification in 1:23 after Prince Albert attacked Tazz. The controversies surrounding the Tazzmission being a legal choke hold had raised questions from other tough men in the locker room, particularly Big Bossman and Prince Albert. 'The Human Suplex Machine' showed just how perseverant he was by surviving a beating with the Bossman's nightstick and still being able to come back for more.
- X-Pac def. Kane in a No Holds Barred match in 7:50 after dropkicking the steel steps into Kane's face and pinning them down. The former WWF Tag Team Champions were beyond the point of repair, once Tori aligned herself with D-Generation X against Kane. The group had eliminated 'the Big Red Machine' from the World Wrestling Federation, only to return reunited with father Paul Bearer. Despite the loss, the big red monster would have his satisfying revenge before it, planting Tori with a Tombstone Piledriver.
- Too Cool and Rikishi def. Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko in 13:10 after Rikishi's Banzai Drop to Dean Malenko. With Eddie Guerrero injured with a dislocated elbow, it was up to the Radicalz to unite against the WWF Superstars. Their hopes at a hostile takeover came with help from Eddie concealing a lead pipe in his sling at ringside, though Too Cool and Rikishi would thwart the Radicalz' World Wrestling Federation pay-per-view debuts in six-man tag team warfare.
- The Big Show def. The Rock in 9:33 after Shane McMahon struck Rock with a steel chair. With the opportunity to headline WrestleMania for the WWF Championship on the line, Show was dead set on taking out all of his jealousy-fuelled resentment on 'the Brahma Bull', feeling slighted following the controversial Royal Rumble match. Despite the size advantage Rock gave it his all, but Show was able to get revenge for the Rumble with the enlisted help of the returning Shane O'Mac.
- Triple H (c) def. Cactus Jack in a Hell in a Cell match to retain the WWF Championship in 23:57 after the Pedigree. Cactus Jack fell short at the Royal Rumble, and the bitter hatred between the two men had led to Cactus daring to put his career on the line in a Retirement match, inside the unforgiving steel structure. In a somehow more brutal rematch of the Street Fight, Cactus Jack found himself falling both from, and through the demonic structure. Stephanie McMahon was forced to watch her husband covered in blood fight with terror on her face, as Cactus Jack played with fire and barbwire, but crashed and burned in his last match as a full-time WWF Superstar.
 WrestleMania 2000 - Sunday, April 2, 2000
The Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California
- The Big Bossman and Bull Buchanan def. The Godfather and D-Lo Brown in 9:02 after Bull Buchanan's diving legdrop on D-Lo Brown. Bossman's newest recruit to law enforcement was impressive in his WrestleMania debut, while Godfather and D-Lo with the Hos had Ice-T sing them to the ring.
- Hardcore Holly def. Crash Holly, Tazz, Pete Gas, Thrasher, Joey Abs, Rodney, Funaki, Viscera, Bradshaw, Faarooq, Mosh & Taka Michinoku to win the WWF Hardcore Championship in a Hardcore Battle Royal in 15:00 after Hardcore smashed Crash with a glass jar. The 24/7 rule enacted weeks prior made for a chaotic and unpredictable environment, with ten title changes in fifteen minutes setting the precedent for the months to follow. There was blood, unconventional weapons, bodies everywhere, and a controversial conclusion as Hardcore struck Crash for the final fall just as the time would expire.
- T&A def. Head Cheese in 7:03 after Test's diving elbow drop on Steve Blackman. Trish Stratus's newly assembled team of Test and Albert proved her credibility in her pay-per-view debut, while the contentious odd couple partnership of Al Snow and Steve Blackman continued, with the two delivering a heinous post-match attack on their self-appointed mascot Chester McCheeserton.
- Edge and Christian def. The Hardy Boyz & The Dudley Boyz (c) in a Triangle Ladder match to win the WWF Tag Team Championship in 22:30 after Edge dumped Matt Hardy off of the ladder through the table. In a show-stealing WrestleMania moment to remember for years to come, three teams of youngsters put their bodies on their line for the opportunity to win big on the biggest stage. All ended the night as stars to watch, and as the six continued to grow as the year progressed, the three teams would dominate the division over the course of the year, with a classic sequel come SummerSlam.
- Terri def. The Kat in a Catfight in 2:26 after Moolah dragged Kat out to the floor. With Val Venis as special guest master of ceremonies for the raunchy Catfight, it saw the relationship between Mae Young (seconding the Kat) and the Fabulous Moolah (accompanying Terri) further unwind. Terri would have her pants ripped off despite winning, and Mae would give Moolah a Bronco Buster to remember her by.
- Too Cool and Chyna def. Eddie Guerrero, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko in 9:37 after Chyna's sleeper slam on Eddie Guerrero. The Radicalz's takeover of the World Wrestling Federation looked to continue with Eddie Guerrero finding himself fawning over Chyna. Ultimately love did not prevail, and 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' would humiliate her soon-to-be boyfriend with a victory on the grandest stage of them all.
- Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho & Kurt Angle (c) in the first of a two-fall Triple Threat match to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 7:56 after the Diving Headbutt to Chris Jericho. The confidence of the WWF Eurocontinental Champion brought him to WrestleMania to compete in two consecutive matches, against two Canadians that would take the year 2000 by storm in months to follow. Having betrayed mentor Bob Backlund earlier in the night, Angle would lose his first title of the evening narrowly.
- Chris Jericho def. Chris Benoit & Kurt Angle (c) in the second of a two-fall Triple Threat match to win the WWF European Championship in 5:52 after the Lionsault on Benoit. Kurt Angle did not fare as well in the second outing against the two Chrises, despite his best intentions. Losing both WWF Eurocontinental Championship gold in rapid fashion, without being involved with either fall would prove to be a humbling experience for the Olympic Gold Medalist.
- Kane and Rikishi def. Road Dogg and X-Pac in 4:14 after Kane's Tombstone Piledriver on X-Pac. The bad blood between Kane and D-Generation X saw him find common ground with another freak of nature in Rikishi. After getting revenge on his jilting ex-girlfriend Tori, Too Cool would mark the occasion by coming out to dance with Rikishi when the San Diego Chicken arrived to jump 'the Big Red Machine'. For a third year in a row the Chicken was exposed as baseball's Pete Rose, who received a Tombstone and a Stinkface for his worries.
- Triple H (c) def. The Rock, Mick Foley & the Big Show in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination match to retain the WWF Championship. With the added pressure of a McMahon in every corner, 'the Game' was able to pull out all of the odds to overcome his fiercest enemies following the unexpected banding together of wife Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon and Vince McMahon. In his retiring wish, Foley stunned many with an awe-inspiring final performance, but ultimately the show would come to a close with the Rock leaving the three McMahons and the WWF Champion beaten.
 Backlash 2000 - Sunday, April 30, 2000
MCI Center in Washington, D.C.
- Edge and Christian (c) def. The Hardy Boyz to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship in 14:22 after Christian nailed Jeff Hardy with the title belt. With the power and responsibility of being champions came great confidence for the Toronto natives. Feeling slighted by the WrestleMania loss, the Hardy Boyz began their pursuit of the gold, just to lose by the underhanded tactics of the champions.
- Dean Malenko (c) def. Scotty 2 Hotty to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship in 10:44 after the Texas Cloverleaf. With Grandmaster Sexay benched with a concussion, Scotty 2 Hotty hoped to win his first taste of singles gold with Rikishi in his corner, to oppose the Radicalz. Perry Saturn found himself equalized by 'Big Kish', but Malenko succeeded in submission victory.
- The Dudley Boyz def. Big Bossman and Bull Buchanan in 6:11 after the 3D to Big Bossman. The corrupt law enforcers had been meddling in the Dudley Boyz's business ever since they were recruited by the McMahon-Helmsley Faction in their vendetta against The Rock. Ultimately they fell short to the former WWF Tag Team Champions, who were still in the chase for the gold.
- Crash Holly (c) def. Tazz, Essa Rios, Road Dogg, Hardcore Holly & Perry Saturn in a Six-Pack Challenge to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship in 10:27 after Crash Holly scored a backslide on Essa Rios. The wackiness of the 24/7 rule had caused the title to change hands on multiple occasions over the passing weeks, and once Viscera was forcibly removed from the match by X-Pac and Road Dogg, anything could have happened. Essa's girlfriend Lita even involved herself in the melee, but Crash somehow managed to walk out unscathed with the title.
- Kane def. Kurt Angle in 10:27 after the Chokeslam. Following weeks of making fun of 'the Big Red Machine's disabling nature, Backlash saw the seven-foot monster strike back with revenge. The former WWF Eurocontinental Champion got his foot caught in his mouth, as Kane disposed of Angle following a hard-fought back and forth.
- T&A def. The Acolytes in 7:03 after Test's diving elbow drop to Bradshaw. The persuasion of Trish Stratus had set the Acolyte Protection Agency into traps in weeks prior, with Test and Albert going as far as to wreck the APA's office six days prior. Bradshaw and Faarooq fought hard against the newest dominant tag team on the block, but once Trish oiled herself up for the distraction, T&A stole another win.
- Chris Jericho def. Chris Benoit (c) by disqualification; Chris Benoit retained the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 18:20 after Chris Benoit used a steel chair. The competition between the two Chrises heated up following WrestleMania 2000, and even worse Y2J supported the Rock in his battle with the McMahon-Helmsley Faction that had recruited the assistance of Chris Benoit. A technical battle saw Chris Jericho best 'the Rabid Wolverine' at every turn, until Benoit finally had enough. Furious at the DQ victory, Jericho used the chair to return the favor on his new rival.
- Eddie Guerrero (c) def. The Big Show to retain the WWF European Championship in 3:53 after the Frog Splash. A blossoming relationship took the World Wrestling Federation by surprise once Chyna united with Eddie Guerrero, allowing him to become the champion the night after WrestleMania. Though the couples' over-the-top and public display of affection pushed the 500-pounder to shut the mouth of 'Latino Heat'. Unfortunately for him Eddie and Chyna's antics saw them introduce a loaded bouquet of roses to ensure Eddie walked out still the champ.
- The Rock def. Triple H (c) to win the WWF Championship in 20:17 after the People's Elbow. With the odds stacked against him greater than ever with the McMahons joining together with the Helmsley power couple, 'the Brahma Bull' went into this match with the assumption that Stone Cold Steve Austin would be there to save the day. 'The Texas Rattlesnake did', in recovery from neck surgery or not, continuing his fierce and undying rivalry with Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon. Once the dust settled, Stephanie McMahon had to watch her husband fallen, as The Rock finally became the man to beat in the World Wrestling Federation.
 Insurrextion 2000 - Saturday, May 6, 2000
Earls Court in London, England
- Too Cool def. Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko in 5:16 after Grandmaster Sexay's Hip Hop Drop on Perry Saturn. Too Cool were back together after Grandmaster Sexay's return from concussion one week prior, and they made effectively decent work of the last remaining Radicalz members. Once the hard work was done, Too Cool entertained the British crowd with a fun-induced dance show.
- The Big Show def. Road Dogg in 3:50 after the Showstopper. The separation of the Big Show from Shane McMahon's idea of how high 'the Big Nasty B*stard' could fly had drawn the ire of the McMahon-Helmsley Faction. It was up to Road Dogg and X-Pac's girlfriend Tori to try and take the 500-pounder down, but the giant made short work of the D-Generation X member.
- T&A def. The Acolytes in a Street Fight in 6:31 after Albert's Baldo Bomb to Bradshaw. Following on from the untimely loss at Backlash, the Acolytes hoped to seek revenge against T&A with no disqualifications and no count-outs. Bradshaw and Faarooq duked it out with Test and Albert with the use of cookie sheets and trash cans, though Bradshaw laying his hands on Trish Stratus was all it took for T&A to take another victory.
- The Kat def. Terri in an Evening Gown match in 1:52 after stripping her to her bra and panties. The jealousy between the two Divas had continued, with the Fabulous Moolah believing Terri was better than Mae Young's Kat. In revenge for having her hair cut by 'the She-Devil' weeks prior, Kat claimed the victory after Terri had grown tired of the highly aroused official.
- Rikishi def. Bull Buchanan in 2:49 after the Rikishi Driver. With the Big Bossman dedicating his duties to wrongdoers across the pond in the United States, Bull Buchanan was tasked to dispatch on Rikishi. The agile newcomer represented the McMahon-Helmsley Faction, though it was not enough to subdue the Samoan, who rubbed the win in Buchanan's face after the match with a Great British Stinkface.
- Kurt Angle def. Kane in 5:30 after the victory roll. In a rematch of Backlash, the Olympic Gold Medalist was out to avert the wrongs that took place that night by getting even with 'the Big Red Machine'. Outsized and outclassed by the towering seven-foot monster, Angle was forced to resort to cheap tactics to score a major upset against Kane.
- Crash Holly def. Davey Boy Smith & Steve Blackman (c) in a Triple Threat match to win the WWF Hardcore Championship in 4:18 after Crash used the fire extinguisher to pin Davey Boy. It was only fitting that 'the British Bulldog' make his World Wrestling Federation return after several months absence in his home country. The 24/7 rule had allowed the unthinkable to happen, and Crash was out to regain his title against 'the Lethal Weapon'. With weapon shots galore, 'the Houdini of Hardcore' got away with the win, and the title.
- The Dudley Boyz def. Edge and Christian (c) by disqualification; Edge and Christian retained the WWF Tag Team Championship in 12:03 after Edge nailed Bubba Ray Dudley with the title belt. Edge and Christian's arrogance was present in every move they made, but would have a hard time going up against the former champs who badly wanted their gold back. A strategic battle, the Dudleys could practically taste gold when the champs wisely decided to take the DQ loss. The Dudleys would get even after the bell, driving Edge through a table.
- Chris Benoit (c) def. Eddie Guerrero to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 13:57 after the Diving Headbutt. The WWF European Champion's romance with Chyna had really won the people over in recent weeks, with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' even celebrating Eddie passing his GED exam weeks prior. A cointoss declared that Benoit's title would be on the line in this explosion of the Radicalz, as the two world-travelled former friends duelled it out, with Benoit edging Eddie to retain his title. 'Mamacita' stood up for her man after the match, actually causing 'the Rabid Wolverine' to stand down.
- The Rock (c) def. Triple H and Shane McMahon in a Handicap match to retain the WWF Championship in 15:45 after the Rock Bottom to Shane McMahon. Seething with rage upon losing his title at Backlash, 'the Game' was joined by Vince McMahon and Stephanie McMahon as he teamed with his brother-in-law with hopes of leaving England with the WWF Championship again. The McMahon-Helmsley Faction would encounter problems once Shane O'Mac believed he himself could claim the title, and that would be their downfall as 'the Brahma Bull' prevailed once again.
 Judgment Day 2000 - Sunday, May 21, 2000
Freedom Hall in Louisville, Kentucky
- T&A def. Too Cool in 7:41 after Test's diving elbow drop to Scotty 2 Hotty. The pursuit of the WWF Tag Team Championship was heating up, with T&A hitting the ring after Too Cool received a shot at the titles six days prior to deliver a beatdown in which the fun-loving trio would not forget. Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay were joined by Rikishi to ensure that Trish Stratus did not interfere in their business, but it only allowed T&A to claim another victory. 'Big Kish' would end things on a high note after the match, dishing up the Stinkface for Trish.
- Eddie Guerrero (c) def. Perry Saturn to retain the WWF European Championship in 8:46 after the Frog Splash. The Radicalz were further disintegrating following Perry Saturn snapping on Dean Malenko just several weeks ago. Incensed on his teammates receiving success in their own World Wrestling Federation careers, Saturn looked to show up 'Latino Heat', but with the help of his 'Mamacita' Chyna and the loaded bouquet of roses, Eddie walked out with the title retained.
- The Dudley Boyz def. Road Dogg and X-Pac in 10:38 after the 3D to Road Dogg. The Dudley Boyz had double-downed in their protest of the McMahon-Helmsley Faction, going as far as to put Stephanie McMahon through a table just weeks prior. X-Pac's girlfriend Tori was terrified of suffering similar fate, and D-Generation X were tasked to represent Stephanie McMahon with dignity and pride. Ultimately it would not go to plan, as Tori's interference would backfire. The Dudleys won, and even worse for DX, Tori got wood.
- D-Lo Brown def. Tazz in 4:25 after reversing the Tazzmission. D-Lo had developed a brash and inflated sense of self-worth. Branding himself as 'the Bizniz' and beating down his longtime friend the Godfather, D-Lo was not held in high regards from the rest of the locker room. 'The Human Suplex Machine' wanted to check if D-Lo could back up each of his claims, hurling him around until Brown took a chance victory with a unique pinning combination while the Tazzmission was applied. Brown tried to escape but was brought back to battle by Val Venis, the Godfather and his Hos, and Tazz would choke D-Lo out.
- Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon def. The Big Show in a Handicap match in 8:59 after Kurt Angle's Ankle Lock. Shane McMahon was not pleased with his 500-pound buddy's actions as of late, distancing himself from the McMahon-Helmsley Faction and choosing to oppose he and the Olympic Gold Medalist. With a fractured ankle caused by Angle and Shane six days prior, Show was handicapped literally in this match but fought with all of his might. 'The Big Nasty Bastard' finally had his hands on Shane, when Angle aggressively broke the big man's ankle with some brutal chair shots. Show went away in an ambulance, not to be seen again for three months.
- Edge and Christian (c) def. The Hardy Boyz to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships in 14:12 after Edge scored an inside cradle on Jeff Hardy. The Hardy Boyz remained in contention for the titles they were cheated out of at Backlash, while Edge and Christian were on the top of their game. After insulting the Louisville crowd with a dead-on hillbilly impression during their Five Second Pose, the Hardys fought with all their might just to be cheated again by the resilient Canadians.
- Chris Jericho def. Chris Benoit (c) in a No-Disqualification match to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 13:29 after the Lionsault. 'The Rabid Wolverine' had taken offence to the claims Chris Jericho had made, that he was better than Chris Benoit. Unsatisfied with the disqualification climax to their match at Backlash, Benoit took Jericho to his limit in a hard-hitting battle only to finally succumb to defeat as Y2J left with the gold.
- The Rock (c) def. Triple H in a Three Stages of Hell match, two falls to one, to retain the WWF Championship in 28:45. The ongoing rivalry between the Rock and the McMahon-Helmsley Faction continued with a hellbound 'Cerebral Assassin' looking to take back the WWF Championship. Contested in a Singles match, a Street Fight and a Steel-Cage match, things were not looking good from the get-go once the entire McMahon-Helmsley Faction accompanied 'the Game' to ringside with their newest recruit Kane. Triple H was one-up initially, but despite the added interference of Road Dogg and X-Pac, Rock ultimately came out on top one more time. The forces of D-Generation X hit the cage to beat down 'the Brahma Bull' after the bell, when the return of the Undertaker had the McMahons' empire running scared - 'the Deadman' returning after an eight month absence.
 King of the Ring 2000 - Sunday, June 25, 2000
FleetCenter in Boston, Massachusetts
- Eddie Guerrero def. Chris Benoit in a King of the Ring semi-final match in 13:41 after the crucifix pin. The WWF European Champion and WWF Intercontinental Champion once again met to further ensure that the Radicalz would no longer prevail. Having each surpassed three WWF Superstars to make it this far, the world-travelled former friends refused to stand down from one another. Chyna watched carefully from ringside, as Benoit tortured her 'Latino Heat's shoulder. Thankfully the Crippler Crossface went reversed, allowing Eddie to qualify for the finals, at the expense of Benoit punishing his shoulder after the loss.
- Kurt Angle def. Jeff Hardy in a King of the Ring semi-finals match in 10:18 after the Olympic Slam. With Lita now on their side, the newly named Team Xtreme trio had potential to come away with a King of the Ring winner in their midst. The rainbow-haired younger Hardy Boy hoped to bypass the Olympic Gold Medalist, who underestimated the tag team specialist. Kurt Angle's Three Is played an important role, and the Olympian was able to advance to the finals.
- Edge and Christian (c) def. Too Cool to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship in 12:22 after Christian's Unprettier on Scotty 2 Hotty. Too Cool felt cheated one week prior when challenging the arrogant Canadians for the gold, defeating them just to have the decision overturned by Edge and Christian's fellow advocate Shane McMahon. Scotty and Grandmaster Sexay hoped to win the gold for the first time in their three years of teaming up, only to be cheated out of the titles by the ever-present Shane O'Mac.
- Rikishi def. Shane McMahon in 5:36 after the Rikishi Driver. Having beaten the likes of Chris Jericho and the Undertaker in the very same week, Shane McMahon believed that he was a 'Giant Killer'. Meddling in the business of his rivals had driven Rikishi to shut Shane's pompous mouth, and that is what would happen when Too Cool returned to fight off the interfering friends of Shane, Edge and Christian. Decisively, 'Big Kish' squashed Shane like a bug, and he gathered with Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay to dance in celebration after the win.
- The Dudley Boyz def. D-Generation X in a Tag Team Tables match in 11:56 after Bubba Ray Dudley drove X-Pac through a table with a Powerbomb. The grudge between the Dudley Boyz and D-Generation X had intensified following Tori's debilitating table incident at Judgment Day, with X-Pac and Road Dogg out for blood. Avenging their loss from the Royal Rumble, this Tables match went in the Dudleys' favor despite the many shortcuts of DX. Road Dogg returned after being eliminated just to be matched by D-Von Dudley, and DX fell victim to another painful defeat.
- Kurt Angle def. Eddie Guerrero in the King of the Ring Finals match in 12:09 after the Crossface Chickenwing. Having both already competed tonight against Jeff Hardy and Chris Benoit respectively, the Olympic Gold Medalist walked in relatively fresh while the WWF European Champion had suffered a shoulder injury following 'the Rabid Wolverine's post-match attack. Angle was aggressive in dismantling Eddie's shoulder despite Chyna's presence at ringside, and took inspiration from former mentor Bob Backlund to force Guerrero to tap out. The Olympian was rising through the ranks, having outlasted thirty-one other WWF Superstars to become King of the Ring, eight months into his career.
- Chris Jericho def. Triple H in 20:28 after a sledgehammer shot to the face. For months Chris Jericho had insulted the wife of Triple H, Stephanie McMahon. Finally having enough, 'the Game' cost Y2J the WWF Intercontinental Championship after Jericho was personally responsible for making sure Triple H could not challenge for the WWF Championship again so long as The Rock reigned supreme. Y2J gave the confident 'Cerebral Assassin' the fight of his life, and when Triple H got dirty with Steph's interference, Y2J fought fire with fire and came out with the biggest victory of his young career.
- The Rock (c) def. The Undertaker & Kane in a Triple Threat match to retain the WWF Championship in 19:51 after the People's Elbow to the Undertaker. 'The Big Red Machine' was in Vince McMahon's back pocket, the result of some sort of blackmail. The Undertaker returned at Judgment Day to join the fight against the McMahon-Helmsley Faction, but also wanted the WWF Championship. It was bedlam, the Chairman hoping one of the Brothers of Destruction would walk out on top. Rock would divide and conquer with the brothers' rivalry ongoing. Kane was given a Chokeslam through the announce table, and 'the Brahma Bull' pulled out the stops to overcome the odds one more.
 Fully Loaded 2000 - Sunday, July 23, 2000
Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas
- The Hardy Boyz and Lita def. T&A and Trish Stratus in 11:38 after Lita's Moonsault to Trish Stratus. Business had picked up with T&A, coming off a string of victories. Led by the talent young manager, Trish had taken exception to another up-and-coming Diva in Lita. Team Xtreme assembled to combat the towering Test and Albert, as well as their untrained manager, with Trish avoiding contact from Lita as much as possible. Finally Matt and Jeff Hardy took care of her boys, allowing Lita to score an impressive win although this rivalry was far from over, as was T&A's agenda for the evening.
- Dean Malenko def. Crash Holly (c) to win the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship in 7:22 after the Texas Cloverleaf. Two weeks prior, Crash Holly pulled off a huge upset by becoming the champion to the chagrin of the egotistical 'Ladies Man'. Losing his libido with the women, he aligned himself with Terri for good luck. 'The Houdini of Hardcore' was the underdog against the skilled technician, but a distraction from 'the She-Devil' allowed Dean to start again as the dominator of the WWF Light Heavyweight division.
- Lance Storm (c) def. Eddie Guerrero to retain the WWF European Championship in 10:02 after the Oklahoma Roll. 'Latino Heat' came up just short of being crowned King of the Ring winner as a result of nagging shoulder issues caused by Chris Benoit. Lance Storm took advantage four days later to become the champion, sidelining 'Latino Heat' with a dislocated shoulder injury. 'The Pride of Calgary' was full of admiration for beloved Canada, but Eddie was hot and came after him at full speed. Storm tried to take advantage of his injury, but Eddie's determination with a missed Frog Splash allowed Lance to take full advantage.
- The APA def. B&B Security in an Out of Business match in 6:11 after the double powerbomb to Big Bossman. The APA returned from being ambushed by Big Bossman and Bull Buchanan to find their office overran. In their absence, Bossman and Buchanan had promoted themselves as enforcers for hire, much to the chagrin of Bradshaw and Faarooq. A wild brawl would end their two month-long conflict, with the APA decisively putting an end to B&B Security, and forcing them to close their doors for good.
- Chris Benoit (c) def. Tazz to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 16:20 after the Diving Headbutt to the title belt. For weeks both men had been at each others' throats to determine who the tougher WWF Superstar was. 'The Rabid Wolverine' had 'the Human Suplex Machine' arrested twice, as this rivalry knew no boundaries. A highly physical altercation originally saw both men fight to the crowd and get counted out, when new Commissioner Mick Foley arrived to restart the match, determined to have a winner. Tazz wanted the gold bad, but Benoit wanted it more and used the title as a weapon to come out on top. With the win, Benoit could claim he was the toughest man in the WWF.
- The Brothers of Destruction def. Edge and Christian by disqualification; Edge and Christian retained the WWF Tag Team Championship in 11:31 after T&A attacked the Brothers of Destruction. With Edge and Christian's increased confidence, surrounded by Shane McMahon and Kurt Angle, the Undertaker and Kane had united in their quest to take care of the McMahon-Helmsley Faction. The champions found themselves overpowered at each and every turn, when Test and Albert shockingly would lay waste to the Undertaker and Kane. Even with a five-on-two advantage, the brothers dodged a crisis of a Conchairto shot from Edge and Christian, and managed to clear the ring.
- Triple H def. Chris Jericho in a Steel-Cage match in 20:06 after the Pedigree. What started with Chris Jericho insulting 'the Game's wife Stephanie McMahon had become a convoluted and personal rivalry. 'The Game' was furious after Y2J's reluctance to surrender, and while he shared issues with his wife, Triple H felt he had to do it alone in what turned out to be an unforgettable clinic inside of a fifteen-foot high cage. Both men bled heavily, and a Walls of Jericho atop the structure shocked everybody, but the experience of 'the Cerebral Assassin' allowed him to prosper as the finite victor.
- Al Snow def. Hardcore Holly, Steve Blackman & Perry Saturn (c) in a Fatal 4-Way match to win the WWF Hardcore Championship in 6:50 after Al Snow gave Steve Blackman Head. The 24/7 rule had made things unpredictable on a nightly basis, often switching among these four WWF Superstars. With Perry Saturn claiming he was 'Mr. 24/7', it was plain as day to see how many contenders wished to dare to challenge him. A wild brawl that started backstage and went around ringside and into the crowd, Al Snow came back from being driven through a table to finally recapture the title after pinning his former Head Cheese tag team partner.
- Kurt Angle def. The Rock (c) to win the WWF Championship in 25:36 after the Olympic Slam. The Olympic Gold Medalist was on the rise following the King of the Ring victory, but had only increased in credibility and self-assurance with friends in the McMahon-Helmsley Faction. Joined by Stephanie McMahon, Kurt Angle faced his toughest challenge to date against 'the Brahma Bull'. Rock gave Angle the fight of his nine-month long tenure, though the Olympian would hold his own to prove how good he had become in small order. Ultimately, Angle's technique was not enough, and it took Edge, Christian and a chair shot from Shane McMahon as the equalizer to allow the Olympian to score the largest upset of his career, becoming WWF Champion nine months into his career.
 SummerSlam 2000 - Sunday, August 27, 2000
Entertainment and Sports Complex in Raleigh, North Carolina
- The Right to Censor def. Too Cool and K-Kwik in 6:52 after the diving leg drop from Bull Buchanan to K-Kwik. The loudmouth Steven Richards had drawn the ire of many WWF Superstars with his recent galavanting on the state of freedom of speech. Assorting a crew comprised of the former pimp the Goodfather and muscle-for-hire Bull Buchanan alongside Ivory, they would be opposed by Too Cool, K-Kwik, and the WWF Diva wanting to express her body freely most of all, the Kat. The RTC would use strength in numbers to pull off the win, but the fan favorites paraded the ring afterwards with the return of the Hos.
- Rikishi def. Tazz in 7:55 after the Rikishi Driver. 'The One Man Crime Scene's frustration had reached a tipping point in recent weeks, taking out each of Rikishi's friends in Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay. Both men wanted to get this match over with early, coming off of SmackDown three nights earlier, where a Tazzmission attempt that saw Rikishi collapse, sending both men through an announce table. Ultimately 'Big Kish' was able to battle 'the Human Suplex Machine', and pick up the victory.
- Crash Holly def. Hardcore Holly (c) to win the WWF Hardcore Championship in 7:18 after using a 2x4. The paranoia of 'the Houdini of Hardcore' soon set in once Hardcore grew loyal to his adventures in the 24/7 division. That would lead to a weekend vacation away for the Holly Cousins in Honolulu, Hawaii where 'the Big Shot' stole the title. It was a cousinly street fight with no holding back for either, but ultimately the wit of Crash enabled him to recapture the title. That is until 'the Lethal Weapon' Steve Blackman arrived at the scene to beat Crash for the title with a martial arts thrust kick after the bell.
- Eddie Guerrero def. Chris Benoit (c) & Chris Jericho in a Triple Threat match to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 13:23 after Eddie rolled up Jericho with the tights. The Canadian rivalry between Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho had reached new heights, only intensified by the addition of 'Latino Heat'. Eddie wanted revenge for suffering a dislocated shoulder at 'the Rabid Wolverine's hands back at King of the Ring, but confusingly cheated his way to the gold in a shocking display. Chyna was baffled, yet Eddie would be overjoyed with his accomplishment.
- The Hardy Boyz def. The Dudley Boyz & Edge and Christian (c) in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match to win the WWF Tag Team Championships in 20:12 after Matt secured the titles hanging above the ring. The Triangle Ladder match might have been five months in the past, but these warring three tag teams had an undying rivalry to settle - and it all revolved around the titles. It was a brutal human car crash of epic proportions, as the six men put their bodies, hearts and souls on the line. Down the road from their hometown of Cameron, North Carolina, it would be the Hardys who would live out a lifelong dream of regaining the titles in front of their home town.
- T&A def. The Brothers of Destruction in a No-Disqualification match in 14:40 after Test hit the diving elbow drop on Kane. The blatant disrespect by Test and Albert, as led by their personal strategist and business manager Trish Stratus, were out to score their biggest win to date against the Undertaker and Kane. It was no holds barred and bowling shoe ugly, including interference from fellow client of Trish's, Val Venis, but despite T&A winning big in a breakout performance, the brothers would have their revenge, Undertaker even giving Stratus a Tombstone Piledriver to remember them by.
- Triple H def. Hulk Hogan in 12:29 after the Pedigree. It was a dream match in the making, as 'the Immortal' Hulkster returned to the World Wrestling Federation from a seven-year absence to challenge 'the Game' on RAW is WAR, the night after Fully Loaded. Hogan had much to prove and delivered to the masses on a grand stage, showing exactly how he had not skipped a beat. The future WWF Hall of Famer Hulked up and gave it his all, but the younger, primed tenacity of 'the Cerebral Assassin' would put him away in a heated battle. Then, in the ultimate show of respect, it was Triple H who stood side by side with Hulk, in appreciation and respect.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. The Rock to retain the WWF Championship in a match where Shane McMahon acted as special guest referee, and Commissioner Mick Foley acted as special guest enforcer in 23:31 after the Ankle Lock. Kurt Angle's young career came crashing down twenty-four hours after defeating the Rock at Fully Loaded, as 'the Great One' recaptured the WWF Championship. Angle would go out of his way looking for redemption, furious to have been underestimated and insulted by Rock and accusing conspiracies at Mick Foley. As his relationship with Stephanie McMahon continued to complicate itself, Shane O'Mac played his part in calling for the bell after decking 'the Hardcore Legend'. Rock never tapped to 'the Megastar', yet Shane and Angle had successfully screwed Rock out of the title.
 Unforgiven 2000 - Sunday, September 24, 2000
First Union Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- The Hardy Boyz (c) def. T&A to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship in 14:41 after Jeff Hardy's Swanton Bomb to Test. The wrecking crew that Trish Stratus had comprised hoped to wrap up a dominant summer with the gold, but the defiance of the young North Carolinians resumed, Jeff and Matt Hardy once again besting Test and Albert to hold onto the titles.
- Tazz (c) def. Al Snow to retain the WWF European Championship in 8:19 after the Tazzmission. The European impersonating Al Snow had ran out of ideas, having lost the gold to the antisocial thug weeks prior. Determined to get revenge, Snow came after Tazz only to fall to 'the Human Suplex Machine'.
- Too Cool, Rikishi and Jacqueline def. The Right to Censor in 7:50 after Rikishi sat on Ivory. The forces of Steven Richards' men and women, Bull Buchanan, Ivory and the Goodfather had continued to mess with Too Cool and Rikishi, also factoring in Jackie to oppose the idealistic moralist group. The RTC tried their hardest to protect Ivory, only to fall in this intergender eight-person tag team match. Steven would have the last laugh after the match, though K-Kwik and Val Venis hit the ring to cause the RTC to flee.
- Eddie Guerrero (c) def. Chris Jericho to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 18:11 after the Oklahoma roll. Since becoming champion, 'Latino Heat' had started showing a more devious side, even concerning girlfriend Chyna. Y2J worked his hardest to fight Eddie on an even playing field, but the dirty tactics of Eddie allowed him to walk out with the gold, by the skin of his teeth.
- The Undertaker and the Dudley Boyz def. Big Show, Edge and Christian in a Tag Team Tables match in 18:22 after the Undertaker and Kane delivered a double Chokeslam to Big Show. Kurt Angle's alliance with Shane McMahon had expanded to include Show, Edge and Christian to the chagrin of other WWF Superstars. In an all-out war, 'the American Badass' found himself dismantled by the 500-pounder and Edge with the Dudleys eliminated, though 'the Big Red Machine' would make his return after several weeks absence, allowing the Brothers of Destruction to stand tall.
- Lita (c) def. Trish Stratus to retain the WWF Women's Championship in 5:17 after the Moonsault. Bringing the women's division to new heights was Lita's goal, but Trish wanted all of the gold. Despite her clients T&A falling to the Hardy Boyz earlier tonight, Lita would finally get her hands on Trish, putting her away in no time.
- The Rock def. Chris Benoit in 17:09 after the People's Elbow. With the Coalition reigning supreme over the World Wrestling Federation, 'the Brahma Bull' continued to fight against them only for 'the Rabid Wolverine' to shocking assault him. Outing himself as the newest member of the group, Benoit hoped to break Rock's superstardom with submissions, only to fall to 'the Great One' who triumphing in a heated technical human game of chess.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. Triple H to retain the WWF Championship in 22:30 after Stephanie McMahon nailed Triple H with a sledgehammer. A main event months in the making, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' found herself uncomfortable between close friend Kurt Angle and her husband 'the Game'. Triple H wanted the gold and the ultimate revenge on Angle, who shockingly would be revealed to have had Stephanie on his side all along. Coming together with a passionate post-match kiss stunned the world, as Stephanie officially joined the Coalition. Triple H learned the hard way that even he could not trust the McMahon Family.
 No Mercy 2000 - Sunday, October 22, 2000
Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York
- Chris Jericho def. Tazz in 11:25 after the Walls of Jericho. 'The Human Suplex Machine' had blinded Chris Jericho weeks earlier, and Y2J responded by costing Tazz the WWF European Championship. Weeks after being blasted by glass jar to the eye, Y2J gave Tazz his comeuppance in a tough scrap.
- Ivory (c) def. Lita to win the WWF Women's Championship in 5:13 after a title shot to the face. The Right to Censor aimed for supremacy over the World Wrestling Federation, and the antics of Steven Richards allowed Ivory to overcome the immensely popular Lita in controversial fashion.
- T&A and Trish Stratus def. The Dudley Boyz in a Handicap match in 11:13 after Trish Stratus pinned Bubba Ray Dudley. The Dudley Boyz were hoping to add Trish Stratus to their list of table-bound victims, but T&A looked to shun Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley and take another victory. Trish would want to rub the salt in the Dudleys' wounds even more however, claiming the pinfall victory on Bubba Ray.
- Rikishi def. Eddie Guerrero (c) in a No-Disqualification match to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 10:15 after the Banzai Drop. Out of fear that he was losing Chyna to the fame of being Playboy covergirl, 'Latino Heat' had proposed to Chyna once along. Citing themselves as the modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, it did not sit well with Chyna's longtime friend Rikishi. Exposing the secret that 'Big Kish' used to be involved with ganglands back in Samoa, Rikishi took his revenge and left Guerrero suffering.
- Too Cool def. The Right to Censor, the New Age Outlaws & The Hardy Boyz (c) in a Four Corners match to win the WWF Tag Team Championships in 15:41 after Scotty 2 Hotty's diving DDT to the Goodfather. The Right to Censor's Bull Buchanan and the Goodfather wanted to make it a clean sweep of title matches, but the reunited New Age Outlaws had something to say about it. Despite X-Pac's interference, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay reached their three-year long goal of becoming the top team to beat.
- The Rock def. The Undertaker in a Number One Contender's match in 19:33 after the People's Elbow. Having overcome Chris Benoit and Kane, two of the top Superstars the World Wrestling Federation had to offer duelled it out in a quest for honor and respect. Above all else, it was to determine who would challenge for the WWF Championship come the Survivor Series. Despite the Undertaker's best efforts, the Rock won not only the match, but 'the Deadman's respect.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Chris Benoit in a Non-Sanctioned match in 16:20 after steel chair shots forced Shane McMahon to stop the match. In Stone Cold Steve Austin's first match back in the World Wrestling Federation after an eleven month absence, the surgically repaired 'Texas Rattlesnake' was hell bent on leaving a lasting impression against the deadly 'Rabid Wolverine'. It was brutal and filled with weapon shots and blood, but ultimately Steve Austin conquered Benoit, as well as Shane McMahon, to prove that he had not skipped a beat.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. Triple H in a Hell in a Cell match to retain the WWF Championship in 24:50 after the Ankle Lock. The bad blood between the Coalition and 'the Game' reached new heights. Evaluating his new reality with the assistance of longtime friend Shawn Michaels, 'the Cerebral Assassin' took the Olympic Gold Medalist to Hell despite the interference of the warring Coalition members and D-Generation X allies. In the end, Stephanie McMahon would be partly responsible for her ex-husband passing out to her new lover's deadly submission.
 Survivor Series 2000 - Sunday, November 19, 2000
Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida
- The APA and the Hardy Boyz def. The Right to Censor in a Survivor Series elimination match in 14:20 after Bradshaw's Powerbomb to Steven Richards. The Hardy Boyz and the APA formed an unlikely team to help combat the growing numbers of the Right to Censor. Despite the addition of Mark Henry, the RTC would find themselves outnumbered by Bradshaw and Jeff Hardy as the sole survivors, putting the censors out to pasture.
- Chris Jericho def. The Big Show in 8:46 after the Lionsault. The Coalition were in full force ahead of their biggest match to date, but the Big Show had some house cleaning to take care of in the smaller, faster and wittier Chris Jericho. Taking some punishment from the 500-pound 'Giant', Jericho would outsmart Show with the help of the steel steps to ensure that David overthrew Goliath.
- T&A (c) def. The Dudley Boyz to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships in 12:18 after Albert's Baldo Bomb to D-Von Dudley. Seeking revenge for the loss and humiliation caused at No Mercy, Trish Stratus rallied her troops T&A to becoming champions weeks earlier, after taking advantage of injury to Scotty 2 Hotty. The Dudleys gave it their all, but the constant interference of Trish allowed Test and Albert to beat the Dudleys again. Bubba Ray Dudley would finally get what he wanted afterwards, driving Trish through the wood in sweet and satisfying revenge.
- The Undertaker def. Raven in Raven's Rules in 10:11 after the Last Ride. Raven had toyed with the emotions of the Undertaker in weeks prior, the mysterious newcomer leaving 'the American Badass' bloodied with the use of a crowbar. In Raven's Rules, the match was ongoing until one man could not continue, and the wily veteran conquered the engimatic Raven with a Chokeslam on concrete to go full circle on a decade of destruction.
- Eddie Guerrero def. Chyna in 7:15 after the sunset flip. The romance between 'Latino Heat' and 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' was off as soon as Chyna found out that Eddie Guerrero cheated on her with the Kat. Eddie had changed beyond repair, and it haunted the Playboy covergirl to realize how she had been manipulated. Seeking redemption, Eddie took advantage of his ex-fiancee's weakness to steal the win, and make 'Mamacita' reconsider where it all went wrong for her.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Kane in a Last Man Standing match in 20:04 after Austin knocked Kane from the upper echelon of the stage. Kane had snapped, and jeopardized the career of Stone Cold Steve Austin after threatening to Tombstone Piledrive him on concrete weeks prior. What was a chaotic rivalry filled with ambushes and assaults escalated to Last Man Standing, where Stone Cold proved he was just as good as he was before the broken neck surgery. Causing 'the Big Red Machine' to fall twenty feet from the stage, Austin stood tall while Kane vanished without explanation.
- Team McMahon def. Team Foley in a Survivor Series Elimination match in 34:38 after Chris Benoit's Crossface on Triple H. Commissioner Mick Foley's job was at stake against Stephanie and Shane McMahon, with the Coalition's Chris Benoit, Shane McMahon and Edge and Christian opposing D-Generation X's Triple H, X-Pac and the New Age Outlaws. A nail-biting, brutal match saw 'the Game' overcome adversity of his teammates' eliminations, and with Foley and Shawn Michaels' assists survived until X-Pac betrayed his long-time friend. With the Coalition victorious, it granted the McMahons control of the World Wrestling Federation.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. The Rock to retain the WWF Championship in 24:02 after the Olympic Slam. Not pleased with having to face The Rock once again, Kurt Angle geared up and trained for this match for weeks. In their third pay-per-view encounter, The Rock looked to right the wrongs of Fully Loaded and SummerSlam, taking the WWF Champion to the limit. The Olympic Gold Medalist had vowed to finish the job all on his own, but it was the use of the WWF Championship belt that allowed 'the Megastar' to really shine. 'The People's Champ' would take his revenge afterwards, unsatisfied with another loss to the Olympic Gold Medalist.
 Rebellion 2000 - Saturday, December 2, 2000
Hallam FM Arena in Sheffield, England
- X-Pac def. Billy Gunn in 5:22 after the backslide. Proving himself to be over D-Generation X, X-Pac was not well-received in England. Billy Gunn hoped to shut his mouth, but 'the Man' would steal another win with his feet on the ropes. With no respect for his DX heritage, X-Pac Heat travelled across the pond to take the win over Mr. Ass.
- Ivory (c) def. Lita to retain the WWF Women's Championship in 4:41 after Lita's moonsault into Ivory's belt. Lita wanted the title she lost at No Mercy back, but Ivory had some outside help by the newest addition to the Right to Censor, Mark Henry. Matt Hardy tried to take care of the 400-pound 'Secret Weapon', while Ivory would steal a win. With Jeff Hardy injured, Matt and Lita did Team Xtreme proud with a Twist of Fate and Moonsault to Mark after the match.
- Rikishi and Chyna def. Eddie Guerrero and Tazz in 5:35 after Chyna's military press slam to Tazz. Solving their differences from during her engagement to Eddie Guerrero, Chyna teamed with the WWF Intercontinental Champion to take on a pair of common enemies. 'Latino Heat' opted against facing off with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', and Tazz suffered the effects of Chyna and 'Big Kish's wrath.
- The Dudley Boyz def. Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko in 8:03 after the 3D to Dean Malenko. The Dudley Boyz had driven Perry Saturn and Malenko's shared love interest Terri through a table weeks prior, but 'the She-Devil' returned to create turbulence for Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley. Saturn and Malenko's personal differences could not grant them the victory, and Malenko was sent through a table for good measure after the match.
- William Regal def. Joe E. Legend & D-Lo Brown (c) to win the WWF European Championship in 5:11 after William Regal pinned Joe E. Legend. William Regal had taken Joe E. Legend under his wing in weeks prior, and was ashamed by D-Lo Brown representing his home continent. Regal would betray Joe E. in order to be crowned champion of Europe himself, doing his home country proud in his home country.
- K-Kwik (c) def. Lance Storm to win the WWF Hardcore Championship in 4:11 after the Mic Check. Lance Storm had brought the title prestige and honor in his belief, suspending the 24/7 rule in favor of competitive matches. Commissioner Mick Foley was in charge for one night only, and it brought controversy when K-Kwik put Storm away to end 'the Pride of Calgary's reign of terror.
- T&A (c) def. The APA, the Right to Censor & Too Cool in a Four-Corner Elimination match to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships in 12:01 after Test's diving elbow drop to Grandmaster Sexay. The return of Too Cool brought them back to the title hunt, once again wanting to pursue the titles they had previously worked hard to win. The uncontrollable business between the APA and the Right to Censor saw the two teams eliminate one another, but T&A were able to walk out in dominance with the gold.
- The Rock, The Undertaker and Chris Jericho def. Big Show, Edge and Christian in 14:22 after the Rock Bottom to Christian. The Coalition's problems with The Rock, and now Chris Jericho as well saw the two recruit the Undertaker for this match. The Big Show, Edge and Christian looked to torture Rock ahead of their Handicap match at Armageddon, but Y2J would take the pin while on a roll of a lifetime. The trio refused to allow the Coalition's group dominate the World Wrestling Federation on that given night.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. Stone Cold Steve Austin & Chris Benoit in a Triple Threat match to retain the WWF Championship in 15:35 after Kurt Angle pinned Chris Benoit. Tensions in the Coalition had arisen between Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit, while Stone Cold Steve Austin received his first opportunity to become WWF Champion in fourteen months. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' gave it his all, driving the wedge further between 'the Megastar' and 'the Rabid Wolverine', but Angle would steal the win after the heavy-lifting Austin and Benoit had done to one another.
 Armageddon 2000 - Sunday, December 10, 2000
Birmingham-Jefferson Civic Center in Birmingham, Alabama
- The Dudley Boyz def. T&A (c) to win the WWF Tag Team Championships in 12:43 after the 3D to Test. T&A had reigned supreme against the Dudley Boyz on two occasions before, but they now had to prove that they could get the job done against D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley with their manager Trish Stratus out injured. Test and Albert would fail in their revenge for Trish being driven through the wood at Survivor Series, and the Dudleys would score the win, becoming two-time champions.
- Rikishi (c) def. William Regal to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship in 6:15 after the Rikishi Driver. William Regal felt besmirched that Rikishi used the Stinkface on him days prior, and without the assistance of protege Joe E. Legend, the WWF European Champion had hopes of becoming the next WWF Eurocontinental Champion. It would not go to plan, as 'Big Kish' would be victorious, and then Stinkface 'the Goodwill Ambassador' for good measure.
- Chyna def. Eddie Guerrero in a No-Disqualification match in 9:36 after the Powerbomb through a chair. Chyna was seething for revenge after her ex-fiancee had threatened her career with a steel chair shot to the steel steps days prior. Poised to leave her relationship with 'Latino Heat' in the past, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' would leave 2000 with an exclamation point and was finally able to move on with her life.
- Triple H def. X-Pac in 11:08 after the Pedigree. The betrayal at Survivor Series would see D-Generation X come to an end, with Triple H finally realizing his potential after the fall from grace suffered in recent months. 'The Man' tried to prove that 'the Game' wasn't that damn good, but would fail as 'the Cerebral Assassin' got some sorely desired retribution.
- The Undertaker def. Raven in a Street Fight in 13:20 after the Last Ride. Raven believed that the Undertaker's legacy was a thing of the past, preaching that 'the American Badass's yard resided outside of his funhouse. After Raven's Rules at Survivor Series, the Undertaker took care of business and made Raven the first official victim of Deadman Inc in a physical fist-fight, in what settled their score together.
- The Rock def. The Big Show, Edge and Christian in a Handicap match in 17:31 after the Rock Bottom to Edge. Shane McMahon had just about had it with the Rock. With the McMahons now in power of the World Wrestling Federation, 'the Brahma Bull' had to win this match or lose his career and be forced from the company. Renowned for overcoming the odds, 'the People's Champ' would have some vital help from Mick Foley, who equalized Shane O'Mac and allowed 'the Great One's career to continue. The Rock 'n' Sock Connection stood tall, ousting the Coalition.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit in a Triple Threat match for retain the WWF Championship in 20:11 after Kurt Angle rolled up Chris Benoit. With the problems escalating between Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho inserted himself into the situation by making 'the Megastar' tap out on two separate occasions. In a rematch from WrestleMania 2000, 'the Rabid Wolverine' also got even with Angle in their competitive rivalry, whilst Jericho showed great potential. Ultimately, Angle resorted to cheap tactics to screw his fellow Coalition member over, as the Olympic Gold Medalist's ego grew mightier.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Shawn Michaels ended in a no-contest in a No Holds Barred match in 24:11 after Shawn Michaels was hospitalized and Stone Cold Steve Austin was arrested. Thirteen months from being ran down at the 1999 Survivor Series, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' found his attacker in Shawn Michaels. 'The Heartbreak Kid's vendetta ran back to WrestleMania XIV, and came out of retirement for one night with ambitions of ending Austin's career. A long, brutal and bloody battle ensued, seeing Michaels' rental car driven into in a head-on collision by Austin. Arrested or not, victorious or not, Stone Cold found all the closure he wanted by putting an end to HBK.
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RAW is WAR - January 1, 2001
Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
Broadcast on TNN
Taped on December 29, 2000
The opening video package aired, cutting to the sold-out Frank Erwin Center for the first World Wrestling Federation programme of 2001! Starting the year off with a bang in the form of pyrotechnics that blasted from the rafters into the stage, the crowd were rabid for the first edition of RAW is WAR in the new year! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler wished the people a Happy New Year in their introduction to the show, with a massive main event set to take place when the forces of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H team up on one team for the first time ever - set to take on the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and the Big Show. It would be a mammoth six-man tag team main event!
Shane McMahon fronted the Coalition as the group made their way down to the ring. The smitten WWF Champion Kurt Angle walked hand-in-hand with girlfriend Stephanie McMahon, accompanied by the Big Show and Chris Benoit, Edge and Christian behind them. Austin, Texas did not react pleasantly to the Coalition. Declaring that the New Millennium was finally upon us, Shane discussed how the issues with their Chairman father Vince McMahon had escalated. In Shane and Stephanie's belief, Dad was ignorant of the potential his own children showed, and they refused to stand for it. Shane believed that the World Wrestling Federation was theirs for the taking, and while Vince was enjoying Christmas with their absentee CEO mother Linda McMahon, Steph, Shane, and the rest of the Coalition had had just as great a holiday season without them! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' followed, noting how despite the upbringing she and Shane had, they had nothing more to learn. Steph claimed that Daddy was just wanting to remain one step ahead of them, and trying to keep them down. Steph claimed to have usurped her "brilliant" father, and let it be known that whatever war their father had vowed would end in misery for the great Vincent Kennedy McMahon. She touted that they would win because they had time on their side, they had the more youthful, smarter, talented group of men for the job - and above all else - Dad was an old man in a business gone by!
Handing the microphone to her boyfriend Kurt Angle, the WWF Champion showered her with verbal praise. 'The Megastar' brought the spotlight to himself, noting that Vince McMahon had an ill-set agenda out against him. Despite the WWF Superstars that have come and gone over the years, no one WWF Superstar had ever been so good to be a 'Megastar' like him - it's true! Angle had no doubt in his mind that Vince's announcement tonight would be regarding who he had planned to take the WWF Championship from him come the Royal Rumble, but truthfully - he didn't care who he faced! Angle gloated with his victories over The Rock, Triple H, Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit - apologizing to Benoit immediately - and that he would continue to be the man on the mountain, the leader of the Coalition, and the man to beat as WWF Champion! Stephanie planted a romantic kiss on the Olympic Gold Medalist's lips, with Shane applauding the champ while Benoit rolled his eyes in the background.
Suddenly The Rock graced the stage, the capacity crowd rushing to their feet for 'the People's Champ's arrival! 'The Brahma Bull' demanded to know what in the blue hell was going on out here. Believing the Coalition's declaration of war to be some sort of wild cult sex-orgy, he had momentarily belief he was in the wrong building! Knocking each from the list, he noted the flaring personalities in the ring: p*ss-pants himself Shane O'Mac, the BDSM machine Chris Benoit, the quirky international twins with cousins for parents Edge and Christian; the world's largest hippo the Big Show; and the Olympic Gold virgin jabroni that will get his ticket stamped when his ass gets whooped tonight, Kurt Angle! But Rock didn't forget about Steph, telling her that he could never forget about the fastest, easiest and sleaziest member of the Coalition walking God's green earth! The people hung to his every word as Rock spoke about the scenes tonight after the show. Once the Rock is through with them, he wanted them to book a cheap hotel room, pop some champagne, splash it all over and take turns playing watersports in 'the Billion Dollar Princess's candyass!
The Rock continued, when Triple H made his way out to the arena to another big response! Seething after being left laying by his ex-wife and Chris Benoit last week on SmackDown, 'the Game's eyes remained set on 'the Rabid Wolverine', who smirked back at him. Triple H was sorry to ruin Rock's fun, but he too had something to say to the Coalition. It was all well and good that Stephanie McMahon could have fun with as many "life-partners" as she so pleased, but - for Kurt's reference - if she wanted to flaunt her affairs on national television, he recommended to not let it go unnoticed under his brown nose! 'The Game' thought he were past this, once the divorce papers were signed and Steph had gotten half of everything, Triple H thought he was a free man. If Steph wanted to involve herself so badly in his life, and try to ruin his career - Hunter planned to make her pay for it. Benoit sharply responded that 'the Game' was full of cr*p and everybody knew it. Reminding Triple H of who had made him tap out time and time again, Benoit emphasized that he wasn't afraid of 'the Game', because he knew how easily he could cripple 'the Cerebral Assassin!' Triple H borrowed Benoit's catchprase and urged him to prove him wrong, but later tonight in the six-man tag team main event, Triple H plotted to not just kick Benoit's ass: he was going to chop the balls off 'the Wolverine!'
The glass shattered, bringing out Stone Cold Steve Austin! In his home state Stone Cold received a massive ovation, glaring each of his tag team partners up and down! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' relayed the scene for tonight's main event. The Coalition against Stone Cold, The Rock and Triple H. There had never been a bigger RAW main event than there was tonight. In one corner, three of the biggest pieces of trailer park trash he'd ever seen. In the other, three of the very best the World Wrestling Federation had to offer! Austin ran down the history noting how he and Rock would never be friends, and as for Triple H, Stone Cold didn't give a damn whether he lived or died! 'The Rattlesnake' brought up last Thursday on SmackDown and mocked the idea that Big Show tried to beat him like a dog. 'The Giant' tried to put him down and made him bleed, caving in his chest. All Stone Cold had to say about that was he didn't care if Big Show was 500 pounds or 1000 pounds - Stone Cold planned to stomp a mudhole in his fat, hairy ass and walk it dry!
Austin set off for the ring, and Triple H and the Rock followed! The battle was on as the McMahons retreated, the numbers game stacked against the dream team! Austin duelled with Edge and Christian to get to Big Show who rocked him with a right hand, while Triple H tackled Chris Benoit and The Rock targeted a cowering Kurt Angle! The main event was on, as Rock dropped Edge with a Rock Bottom and Triple H sent Christian packing from the ring! The Coalition watched in despair, as the three men backed up into each other mid-ring. Austin, Rock and Triple H stared down one another. How could these egos coexist - on the same team tonight?
We returned to a replay of the chaotic melee that took place before the commercial break, as the dream team combination of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H would air their discrepancies with the Coalition ahead of the gigantic six-man tag team main event. Back on RAW, the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and the Big Show all congregated in the hallway. 'The Megastar' sensed that his troops needed rallying. As the leader of the Coalition, the WWF Champion tried giving his Coalition comrades in battle tonight a pet talk. He said it would not be easy, that it would be a warzone tonight. It would be a tough battle to the end, but Kurt was relentlessly poised that Benoit and Show could be motivated, with help from the Three Is! 'The Rabid Wolverine' wasn't game for listening and groaned. Big Show watched the two on-again, off-again rivals bicker once more, Benoit telling Kurt that he may have gone along with the strategy last week in their title match, but that he still wanted Kurt's title. Benoit told Angle that he may be the leader of the Coalition, but that didn't mean he liked him, and he wanted Kurt to remember that the next time they meet one-on-one. With Benoit leaving, Angle muttered while Show shook his head.
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Inside the Frank Erwin Center, the Radicalz were led to the ring for competition. Led by 'the She-Devil' Terri, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko had to support their common interest down to the ring following the Walls of Jericho she - and they too - had suffered last week on SmackDown.
The countdown began and ended with an eruption as Chris Jericho stepped out to the stage to a roaring welcome from Austin, Texas! Y2J welcomed everybody to RAW is Jericho, though perhaps the more apropos term would be "RAW is Boobies!" Jericho acknowledged the cheesestring blouse keeping Terri from exposing her chest, asking the Radicalz if last week wasn't enough for him. While Saturn, Malenko and Terri all insufferably in a chiropractor's waiting room, 'the Sexy Beast' had one hell of a New Year's blowout, baby! But with the year 2000 in the past, Chris Jericho vowed to make 2001 the wildest, craziest, nuttiest, year of his career yet! And once it was over, the likes of the Radicalz would never, ever be the same agayn! Jericho hit the ring, ready to get the first official match in the year 2001 underway!
1) Chris Jericho def. Dean Malenko (w/Perry Saturn and Terri) (3:43)Y2J promised to start 2001 the right way, and after the way he ended the year 2000, he had the home-field advantage. Chris Jericho had quickly gotten under the skin of the Radicalz, putting Perry Saturn away last Thursday night on SmackDown. Even worse, Chris Jericho managed to get Saturn and Dean Malenko in the Walls of Jericho, as well as their manager Terri! The former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion was all business as Y2J hit the ring, his attempts at wrestling Jericho to the mat going awry. Y2J took him down with a series of flying forearms, when a pumped up Saturn climbed on the apron for the distraction. Malenko struck with a backbreaker and managed to turn it around, stretching Y2J on the canvas with one of his many submission holds. Jericho was no slouch and stayed on the move, managing to make the ropes. But as Malenko broke the hold, behind the referee's back Terri would slap Y2J in revenge for last week's agonizing back trauma! Malenko looked for another backbreaker but Jericho responded with the enzuigiri before mounting a comeback. Saturn climbed on the apron again just to be hit with a springboard dropkick! Malenko bailed to the floor and Jericho went airborne with a dive on both Radicalz! A further distraction from Terri allowed Malenko to cut him off and try for the Tiger Bomb, but Jericho reversed into the Walls of Jericho - Malenko tapping!
Chris Jericho picked up another victory against the Radicalz, tonight forcing the submission specialist Dean Malenko to tap with the Walls of Jericho. Y2J was reluctant to break the hold until Perry Saturn stomped into the ring, forcing Jericho to evacuate the ringside area. With a big grin on his face, Y2J had his hand raised while Saturn pounded the canvas in rage; Terri checking on Malenko.
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Their rematch clause set to take place tonight, T&A went over strategy in their locker room. Set to meet their rivals the Dudley Boyz for the WWF Tag Team Championships in a No-Disqualification match, both Albert and Test were relaxed, joking about what they wanted Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley to feel tonight. In walked Trish Stratus, who made her boys remember that she was the strategist around here. Test recommended Trish let loose and let them do the heavy-lifting, but Trish stressed the stipulation that if they failed to beat the Dudleys tonight, there were no rematches for T&A. Albert tried to reason, but Trish bluntly asked how relaxing went for them at Armageddon without her to back them up? Trish told them to simply follow her lead, and they would once again be the WWF Tag Team Champions.
Back on RAW is WAR, Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon were in their dressing room discussing the six-man tag team match tonight. Asking how the Coalition could come out on top, Shane put Stephanie at ease. Reminding his sister of the wars Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H had had - he believed their egos would be their biggest downfall. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' hoped that they were right. In walked Edge and Christian, who had a great idea for the McMahons. Having talked amongst themselves, the two brothers had been thinking about what the Coalition needed. Was it an intervention? Was it a big win? Christian told the McMahons to envision an unstoppable group with all of the gold instead. Edge recommended adding their names to tonight's WWF Tag Team Championship match, but Shane had a better idea in mind. Mulling through the titles to contend for, Stephanie came up with a great idea: Rikishi against Edge for the WWF Intercontinental Championship tonight! Edge celebrated a successful pitch with his stoked younger brother, the McMahons pulling for him to bring some more gold to the Coalition.
. 2) Steve Blackman (c) def. Tazz to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (5:14)'The Lethal Weapon' was the opportunist last week on SmackDown, pinning the motionless K-Kwik, who had been left laying courtesy of the Big Show. Once again the WWF Hardcore Champion, Steve Blackman had to worry about another former champ in Tazz, who wanted badly to be crowned the first new champion of the new year. Tazz met Blackman on the rampway, the fight reaching ringside. Tazz would bounce a trash can off of Blackman's head when a drop toe hold into the steps turned the tide on the challenger. The champ played Tazz's head like a drum with two trash can lids, but Tazz scored with a capture suplex for a near fall. The Holly Cousins ran to the ring, not yet finished after Tazz's attack on SmackDown, and the men beat on Tazz until he was able to dump Hardcore from the ring, and a Tazzplex caught Crash off-guard. Surprisingly Molly Holly courageously scored with the Molly Go-Round, for a near fall! The battle moved through the crowd to the backstage area, where Joe E. Legend blinded everybody with the foam of a fire extinguisher! He covered the champ when D-Lo Brown attacked him, and Lance Storm snuck up on Blackman with a toolbox! Tazz grabbed Storm in the Tazzmission for dear life, when Blackman smashed a camera over Tazz's head to pick up the win!
It was a chaotic frenzy of a WWF Hardcore Championship defense, but 'the Lethal Weapon' was no stranger to the wacky, unpredictable 24/7 division. Steve Blackman quickly made a getaway from the scene, leaving the carnage of bodies behind! Joe E. Legend and D-Lo Brown continued to slug it out while Tazz and Lance Storm remained down and out, though the Holly Cousins spotted Blackman's disappearing act and pursued him up the hallway!
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In a quieter part of backstage Grandmaster Sexay was struggling to retrieve his candy from a vending machine. Squawked like a hyena, he pounded on the glass when Raven crept up behind him. Taking Grandmaster by fright, 'the Creator' claimed to come in peace, though he didn't want to talk to him. The creeper made him come around, asking who Brian Christopher was. Was he a dancing buffoon like Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi? Was he really Too Cool? Sexay tried to leave, when Raven pushed the idea that he wasn't realizing his true potential. Claiming that the WWF Intercontinental Champion only cared about himself, he reminded Grandmaster of how they always had to come to 'Big Kish's aid. When Scotty went down and they lost the WWF Tag Team Champions, why didn't their buddy help them out? Sexay thought about it, while Raven acknowledged Scotty 2 Hotty's shot at Essa Rios's WWF Light Heavyweight Championship tonight. But what about him? What about Grandmaster Sexay? Raven sauntered away, leaving Sexay in deep thought.
Triple H was in his dressing room laying his ring gear out on a bench when Michael Cole arrived, wanting to get some words from 'the Cerebral Assassin'. With Chris Benoit on his mind after their exchange earlier tonight, 'the Game' acknowledged that Benoit would undoubtedly pay for all of those times he took advantage, the one thing he was dead set on was conquering twenty-nine other men and winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match. Michael asked about his partners tonight, including another man that had declared entry to the Rumble match - The Rock. Triple H mused the crazy histories he shared with both men. At one time or another, both had been in his way of success and complete control. After all the bad blood, he wasn't sure if he could ever trust Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin. But whatever happened tonight, the only thing he had to say to 'the People's Champ' and 'the Texas Rattlesnake', was to keep out of his business with Benoit and Stephanie McMahon.
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The Right to Censor came out to the ring to a loud chorus of boos from the disapproving Texas crowd. Front and center saw Mark Henry, fresh off of a sickness bug that caused his absence last week, accompanied by accomplices Steven Richards, WWF Women's Champion Ivory, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan. Matt Hardy and Lita energetically made their way out set to meet 'the Secret Weapon' in singles competition, with no sign of WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios in sight, Steven Richards took it upon himself to join commentary.
3) Matt Hardy (w/Lita) def. Mark Henry (w/WWF Women's Champion Ivory, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan) (2:50)
Steven Richards took a seat at the announce table and proudly welcomed back the 400-pound gargantuan of the Right to Censor after a week's illness. After taking the victory in a six-person intergender tag team match last Thursday night on SmackDown, Matt Hardy and Lita looked to get even with the RTC. Where Essa Rios was however, was left unknown. Matt hit fast and hard in combat against the 400-pounder while Steven spoke out about rumors that the RTC were looking towards the next best thing. Hardy rocked Henry with a series of clotheslines, when a body slam saw him get crushed. Goodfather and Buchanan cheered Mark on as he gorilla pressed Hardy across the ring, splashing him in the corner and scoring with a legdrop for a near fall. Hardy fell out to the floor where Buchanan lined him up for a big boot to the face, and it was enough for Lita to climb to the top rope and soar with a massive crossbody onto the two RTC brutes! Ivory struck Lita on the floor, while back inside Matt caught Henry on the second rope. Able to drag him crashing down to the canvas, a roll-up gave Matt a miraculous upset!
Matt Hardy himself was in shock, having picked up an upset on the 400-pound 'Secret Weapon!' Matt didn't have any time to recover, as the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan immediately put the boots to the Hardy Boy! The people booed while Steven Richards left his position at the announce table to direct traffic. WWF Women's Champion Ivory grinned evilly, watching Bull strike with a vicious big boot! Mark Henry was ready to splash Hardy when Lita recovered and flew with the flying headscissors for Steven! Lita tried to get to Ivory when Mark grabbed the redhead by the hair and laughed. Hoisting her up with great ease, 'the Secret Weapon' powerbombed Lita right back down, on top of Matt Hardy! Adjusted his tie, Steven led the dominant RTC from the ring. Team Xtreme were left to lick their wounds, and one had to wonder where Essa Rios was. .
In the APA's office, Bradshaw and Faarooq were seen having the time of their life with a new found drinking buddy in Jacqueline. Together they laughed and joked about T&A and Trish Stratus, when the camera panned to reveal the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz! Their training regimen was revealed to be hanging out with beers, as Bubba Ray Dudley made a mocking impression of 'the Freight Train' Albert. D-Von then checked the time and remembered that they were on next, causing the Dudleys to take drinks for the road - the No-Disqualification match for the titles up next!
The Chairman's limousine finally pulled up to the Frank Erwin Center, with the door opening to reveal Vince McMahon. Jonathan Coachman was present at the scene, hoping to quiz Vince on the bombshell announcement he had in store tonight. Cheerily, Vince complimented Coachman. Believing they may have gotten off on the wrong foot, Vince appeared happier than he was last week, claiming that he had an announcement so big, to give it away in a backstage interview simply wasn't in his best interest. The Chairman planned to ring in the new year in style, and Coach would have to wait and see!
. 4) The Dudley Boyz (c) def. T&A (w/Trish Stratus) in a No-Disqualification match to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship (5:35) Time and time again T&A had beaten the Dudley Boyz, whether through Trish Stratus's interference, or other nefarious means. That changed at Armageddon when the Dudley Boyz were finally crowned two-time WWF Tag Team Champions, though Test and Albert fell without Trish in their corner. Trish Stratus cashed in her boys' rematch clause, and the Dudleys accepted the challenge on the condition that if T&A failed to win, they would not get a rematch for as long as D-Von and Bubba Ray held the titles. The match began with a melee mid-ring, Trish eagerly watching on. The brawl reached ringside, with Bubba finding himself tossed over the announce table by Albert, allowing T&A to gang up on D-Von. Dissecting D-Von with frequent tags, Albert scored with a big splash and Test's big boot struck, but Bubba Ray was able to make the save! Test climbed to the top for a diving elbow drop just for D-Von to move away, and the tag was made to Bubba. The older Dudley took Test and Albert by force: the Bubba Bomb connecting to 'the Freight Train!' Trish climbed on the apron, not forgetting Bubba's old obsession for her, when Bubba dragged her in for a body slam and the Wazzup. D-Von was then ordered to get the tables! Trish got free with a low blow and a DDT to Bubba, while Test dropped D-Von with a big boot on the floor! Still, Albert only got a near fall on Bubba Ray, and Trish slid a steel chair to Albert. He swung and missed Bubba allowing D-Von to catch him with a neckbreaker! The table was set, when Albert saved Test and whipped D-Von into the ropes. Trish planned to trip him, but D-Von reversed and Trish tripped her own man! Test rushed in to receive the 3D - the Dudleys retaining the gold!
Trish Stratus gasped and covered her face in shock, having contributed to T&A's defeat in their last shot at the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz! Test remained motionless in the ruins of the wood, while Albert slammed his fists on the mat in rage. D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley had been through a hard-fought battle, but ultimately they had finally rid themselves of Test and Albert! Trish was on the verge of a tantrum at ringside, knowing that she had messed up for her boys, while the Dudleys left with the gold raised high.
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In the halls of the backstage area Vince McMahon walked and talked with his Stooges, Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. The Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation was here with a bombshell of an announcement to drop on the people of Austin, Texas, and he was all smiles. The boss was heading for the ring!
The Frank Erwin Center came to their feet with appreciation for the owner of the World Wrestling Federation, Vince McMahon. The Chairman walked with a triumphant strut, as Vince had a bombshell to drop on the people. Entering the ring the boss took the time to wish the fans a happy new year! A cheery Vince understood full well what had already happened tonight. He knew that we were still to witness a rare spectacle, as for the first time ever Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H would team up to take on the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, the Big Show and Chris Benoit. The Chairman also knew that Shane and Stephanie had already bragged about their Christmastime with the Coalition. He knew so because of the enormous bill he had received. Despite the dispute on his mind, he and Linda had had an excellent Christmas. It was quiet, it was peaceful, and they may have indulged in the holiday spirit so loud, the whole of Greenwich had heard it. But what was great about Vince and Linda's Christmas together was the fact that for the first time in a while, he was at ease. At ease with the responsibilities of looking out for Shane and Stephanie McMahon over and done. His children's disobedience and new-found sense of independence could mean just one thing: the Chairman was cutting his children off financially! Vince reminded the people of the battles he had had down this avenue. If Shane and Stephanie McMahon really thought they couldn't teach an old dog new tricks, Dad had to remind them of his other wars.
Wars not just with his father in taking over the World Wrestling Federation, but territorial wars with promoters back in the 1980s. The political wars with Hulk Hogan. The ugly courtroom war he had in court where he overcome the United States government in a trial he had to win to protect his children! When it came down to starting a war with Vincent Kennedy McMahon, his children had no idea what they had ahead of them! Shane and Stephanie McMahon immediately made their way out. Crowded with boos, the siblings came to the ring with blank expressions. Confronting their father, Vince remained confident, Stephanie trying to guilt her Daddy. She said that Vince had the nerve to cut them off financially, and cut them out of their life. Before the Christmas tree even went up in their house, they were out of the family just like that? Steph screamed, asking what kind of father he was! Steph couldn't get over the fact that Vince left he and Shane out in the cold, but Shane was able to interrupt his sister's tirade. Shane was more accepting, telling Stephanie it would be okay. Turning to his old man, Shane O'Mac told Vince cordially that he could come out here and gloat about the kind of a wretched, senile old man he was: that much was fine. Steph and himself, they had more than enough money than what their father could take from them. Shane understood the wars Vince had been through, because he learned from the best. Shane studied the book his father played from, and was right by his side all the way. If it was a war Vince wanted - Shane told Vince to give it all he had.
The son offered a handshake to supposedly begin the war, but Vince thought against it. While he had them out here, Vince could tell them what his bombshell announcement was. At the Royal Rumble, thirty WWF Superstars would compete for the opportunity to headline WrestleMania and challenge the WWF Champion. But if that were the case, that meant the WWF Champion Kurt Angle would need a challenger of his own come January 21. Declaring the best way to name an official number one contender to 'the Megastar's title, Vince announced a Fatal 4-Way match this coming week on SmackDown! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' pushed her way at Vince some more, clearly frustrated by the entire situation, asking Vince what unfair and biased obstacles he planned to throw in her daughter's boyfriend's way. Vince instead told Steph that in the interest of fairness: he was going to let them select two men to enter that contender's match. Without a moment's thought, Shane chose Chris Benoit and the Big Show, then lashed back demanding to know who Vince's two choices would be! Instead, Vince chuckled and mocked Shane's train of thought. Looking his children in the eyes, he told them that this wasn't a race, it was a war: Benoit and Show would be in the Fatal 4-Way match...but they'd have to wait until Thursday night to find out who would be joining them! Vince left with a coy smirk on his face, leaving Shane and a distraught Stephanie baffled in the ring. McMahon was playing his cards close to his chest, but who would leave Thursday night the number one contender to the WWF Championship?
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Stone Cold Steve Austin was backstage at the monitor, decked in full ring gear ahead of the six-man tag team main event tonight. Kevin Kelly nervously approached 'the Texas Rattlesnake' as he asked for his thoughts about the Fatal 4-Way match predicament, but Austin laid into Kevin Kelly. Stone Cold didn't give a damn who was picked for the number one contender's match. The way that Stone Cold saw it, is that whether it was three jackasses on SmackDown this Thursday, or twenty-nine jackasses in the Royal Rumble, it mattered all the same to Stone Cold. 'The Rattlesnake' was assured that he one way or another he would open a can of whoopass on some sorry sons of b*tches, and go on to kick the wimpy WWF Champion Kurt Angle's ass! Austin then gave his thoughts about tonight's six-man tag team match. Stone Cold had said all he needed to say on the Coalition. Big Show was on his hit list, but so was Angle, so was Chris Benoit. When it came down to teaming up with the Rock and Triple H, he didn't forgive and he didn't forget. DTA stood for Don't Trust Anybody, and the bottom line was that if they even thought about screwing with Stone Cold tonight, he would have no other choice than to come after their asses too!
We returned to see the WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit at each other's throats backstage over the announcement made moments ago by Vince McMahon. 'The Megastar' was livid about Shane McMahon electing 'the Rabid Wolverine' and a discontent Big Show to engage in battle this Thursday night on SmackDown, in the number one contender's match! 'The Giant' tried to argue both of them to shut up, noting that this was all a part of the Chairman's plan! Show proclaimed that Vince wanted to break down the Coalition, and that what they should be doing is making sure either of them leave the Fatal 4-Way match the winner! Angle called it genius, when Show nominated himself to win - being the largest man in the match - but Benoit told him that idea was ludicrous. 'The Wolverine' should win! The arguing in the Coalition continued, with the six-man tag team main event still to come!
. 5) Essa Rios (c) def. Scotty 2 Hotty (w/Grandmaster Sexay) to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (3:24)It appeared that 'the Daredevil' had severed all ties with Team Xtreme, after not accompanying Matt Hardy and Lita to the ring earlier tonight to save them from the beating sustained by members of the Right to Censor. Scotty 2 Hotty had a big opportunity ahead of time with a shot at the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship, while Grandmaster Sexay followed unenthusiastic, perhaps still contemplating what Raven said to him earlier tonight. It was all-action from the getgo as the brash champion mouthed off in Spanish, and Scotty responded with a series of right hands. A monkey flip connected to send Essa rolling, and a leapfrog led to a hurricanrana giving Scotty a close call! Scotty climbed to the top rope looking for a missile dropkick that Essa blocked, and the champ soon aggressively put the boots to the challenger. The luchador was not smiling tonight, as a standing moonsault gave him a near fall. Grandmaster looked disinterested in watching his Too Cool tag partner compete, as Essa rolled Scotty up with a Magistral. Scotty reversed into a pin, and a series of pins went back and forth between the two. Back on their feet, Essa's hurricanrana went blocked into the powerbomb and Scotty scored with the bulldog! The Worm was imminent, but Essa was playing possum and cradled Scotty to retain the title!
Essa Rios immediately rolled out of the ring with his hand raised in victory, another successful WWF Light Heavyweight Championship defence. Scotty 2 Hotty watched on in disappointment while Grandmaster Sexay visibly wasn't even watching the match. Scotty rolled out of the ring to speak with Grandmaster, but Sexay simply shrugged his longtime friend off and left on his own accord! Raven was playing some sort of manipulation games on Too Cool.
. Backstage, more turmoil in the tag team ranks were seen as T&A were seen recovering from their loss to the Dudley Boyz, after a dramatic No-Disqualification match earlier tonight. Test's shoulder was in a rough state as Albert was vocally seen yelling at Trish Stratus for costing them the WWF Tag Team Championships! Trish was more than apologetic, but 'the Freight Train' made it clear that they thought they had the match won, had it not been for their strategist's selfish meddling! Trish reasoned but Test advised Trish to take a walk. Something was in the air this New Year's Day!
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Meanwhile Billy Gunn and Chyna walked down the hallway, confident smiles on their faces. Having taken some time out to focus on her aspiring career in modelling, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' and 'the One' Billy Gunn alllegedly had their own announcement to make - coming up next!
Back on RAW is WAR, Grandmaster Sexay was seen returning to the backstage area. Displeased with his longtime buddy blowing an opportunity at becoming WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, Scotty 2 Hotty tried catching up with him. Too Cool appeared to be on the rocks as Scotty questioned what was going on with him, to which Grandmaster echoed Raven's sentiments that he wasn't realizing his own potential! For three years he'd been stuck in a foolish tag team with Scotty, and for the last year they'd been pushed around by Rikishi! Scotty questioned where this was coming from, but Sexay told Scotty he had to go and would talk with him later. As Scotty watched him leave, Raven emerged from the shadows. Chuckling to himself, 'the Creator' commenting on the art of despair he had created. Scotty faced off with Raven to demand answers, and the enigma simply told Scotty he was trying to better them both. They didn't need 'Big Kish', or Too Cool. They could be their own guys, with his piloting. Scotty didn't want to hear it and tried to walk away, prompting Raven to send him face-first into a shelving unit! Raven dramatically beat down on Scotty with right hands, before dumping a stack of pipes over him! Raven relished this was too easy.
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In the arena Chyna made her way out, but she was not alone. Alongside with her was longtime friend and fellow former D-Generation X member 'the One' Billy Gunn, as they prepared to deliver their own announcement to the people. The Texas crowd was receptive, as 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' thanked the people for their reaction before personally wishing each and every one of them a happy new year! The Playboy covergirl said that 2000 saw a lot of highs and lows for her, from her appearance in Playboy, to her unfortunately tragic romance with Eddie Guerrero - unnamed. But it ended on a high note, and was happy to reveal that 2001 was looking great for her, as well as Billy! Gunn took the microphone and remarked that he knew the people had a lot of questions on why he was spending so much time with Chyna, and it was simple. Simultaneously the two announced that they were dating, to another ovation from the people!
As Chyna and Billy Gunn tried to fawn over their announcement's revealing, they would go interrupted by X-Pac! Quickly the Frank Erwin Center resorted to giving 'the Man' some X-Pac Heat, to which the betrayer of D-Generation X did not care for. Laughing at his former teammates' announcement, all X-Pac had to say was how disgusting they were. If anybody gave a damn more for Billy and Chyna's little escapades and publicity stunts, they could kiss his ass! X-Pac tried to continue, only to be drowned out by chants of "X-Pac sucks", well-wished upon by Billy from the ring. X-Pac told Billy and Chyna that nobody cared about them, all the dumb rednecks wanted to see was somebody with the real X-Factor - himself! Gunn brought up Triple H kicking his ass in the Lumberjack match on SmackDown, to which X-Pac got tetchy! Chyna encouraged the chants louder and louder, and X-Pac concluded how he didn't need this - in fact, he was going to challenge Billy to fight right here and now! Gunn provoked 'the Man' to give him all the "heat" he could handle, because he planned to make real short work of his scrawny little ass!6) X-Pac def. Billy Gunn (w/Chyna) (2:11)The X-Pac Heat was following 'the Man' wherever he went, as X-Pac was quickly discovering just how despised he was by fans across the United States. After the announcement made moments ago that Billy Gunn and Chyna had made, X-Pac was repulsed by the idea of his former D-Generation X teammates dating. X-Pac went in head over heels and wound up immediately blasted with a series of big strikes from the hard-hitter in his hometown! A military press slam sent X-Pac flying across the ring, and a clothesline saw 'the Man' take a huge tumble to the floor. 'The One' Billy Gunn was fired up, and X-Pac stalled for as long as he could when Chyna finally stepped in, intimidating 'the Man' to get back in for a fight. Billy continued to pound on X-Pac, when a drop toe hold sent Billy down to the corner. Laying into him with a series of hard kicks, X-Pac showboated before delivering the Bronco Buster! 'The Man' talked trash to Chyna a second too long, and Gunn came back with a high angle dropkick! Gunn followed with the Fame-Asser, but X-Pac got his foot on the ropes at the count of two. Rolling out to the floor X-Pac secured a steel chair and engaged in a tug of war with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' while back inside, Tori hit the ring and low blowed Billy! X-Pac let Chyna take the chair, and an X-Factor gave him the victory!
'The Ninth Wonder of the World' got back up to her feet to notice what had just happened, with X-Pac's girlfriend Tori resurfacing after a seven month-long absence! X-Pac was more than delighted to see her as the two hugged it out, while Billy Gunn recovered from the ill-fated loss in the ring. X-Pac and Tori rubbed the victory in Chyna's face as she returned to the ring, helping Billy back to his feet. D-Generation X may be long gone, but its corpse was being desecrated by the surviving members' dispute!
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The WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi was spotted walking down the hallway, with a big title defence to make in just a few moments against Edge. With Too Cool in disarray with thanks to Raven, Jonathan Coachman scurried to catch a word with 'Big Kish' on his thoughts for 'the Creator'. Toughly the 400-pound Samoan uttered that he didn't know what games Raven was playing with Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay, but he would get to that later. For the mean time, Edge and Christian were on his hit list, and Rikishi planned to go out there and beat those fools' butts bad!
We returned to see Kevin Kelly standing by beside The Rock, with perhaps the biggest six-man tag team main event in RAW history set to take place in just a few moments. 'The Brahma Bull' immediately shunned Kevin and declared that finally the Rock had come back to Austin. Rock said it had been a long time coming, never before did anybody expect to see 'the Great One' team up with the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H, on the same side. Rock said he'd heard the Coalition's b*tching, that Kurt Angle was the leader, and his sideshow goonies Big Show and Chris Benoit were out to protect their Queen Bee. Rock had also heard the hollerings of 'the Texas Rattlesnake', as well as the whimpering of 'the Game'. The question was this - what did the Rock think to the matter of fact that he had to be a part of perhaps the most unstable main event in RAW history? It didn't matter what Kevin had to say! They could get along famously, or they could fall apart seamlessly, it didn't matter. What did matter was that win or loss tonight, number one contender's match or not on Thursday, the Royal Rumble in three weeks - somehow and some day 'the People's Champ' would once again become WWF Champion! For Austin and Triple H, Rock advised his partners tread lightly and stay out of the Rock's way - if you smell what the Rock is cookin!'
. 7) Rikishi (c) def. Edge to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship (3:41)While Raven was keeping himself occupied in meddling with Rikishi's buddies Too Cool's business, Edge and Christian had scored a major coup in Shane McMahon granting the Canadians the opportunity to claim more gold for the Coalition. With Christian in Edge's corner, it allowed the Coalition member to blind-sight the WWF Intercontinental Champion before the bell, knowing full well that he gave just shy of 200 pounds up against the husky Samoan. Edge flew with a crossbody at 'Big Kish' just to be body slammed, and a sitdown splash almost ended Edge's chances early. Another distraction allowed Edge to send Rikishi to the canvas with a spinning wheel kick, and a relentless beating followed. Edge grounded Rikishi before being abstained by the official. With the referee's back turned it allowed Christian to strike with a rights of his own - while Too Cool remained nowhere to be seen! Edge was sent out to the floor in an act of desperation, but with another distraction Rikishi was able to sidestep Christian into the corner, with a big thump connecting! Rikishi delivered the Stinkface to the petrified Christian, when Edge struck with the spear - only getting a near fall! Edge planned his next move, but a second spear attempt went blocked by the Rikishi Driver: to score the pin.
Rikishi was victorious against Edge, as well as Christian to defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship once again. The Coalition tag team had failed to claim more gold for the group, when suddenly Christian returned with a sweeping chair shot to the back of 'Big Kish's leg! The 400-pounder went down in a heap, as Edge returned to his feet and helped his brother put the boots to the victorious Samoan. Raven lurked out to the stage to spectate, with no sign of Too Cool anywhere in sight! Meanwhile, Rikishi slowly hobbled back to his feet - the recipient of an explosive Conchairto to the ribs! The WWF Intercontinental Champion was down, Edge and Christian were proud of their handiwork despite the loss, and Raven had a sick smirk on his face!
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Lita was recovering from the attack received by the Right to Censor earlier tonight, laid down across a bench. In walked Matt Hardy who tried to explain himself to Lita, but she brushed it off. She knew he would have helped if he could. Matt tried to tell his friend that he did not want for her to be hurt, and would not allow anybody to hurt her in the ring again. Lita thanked Matt for the sentiment, when Matt suddenly kissed Lita! Shocked, Lita returned the gesture: romance in Team Xtreme coming out to show itself this New Year's Day! But as the two embraced in a passionate kiss, WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios came from behind, attacking Matt! 'The Daredevil' was livid after his own advances had gone rejected by Lita last week, as he put the boots to Matt until Lita shoved her ex-boyfriend away! Essa called her a skank in Spanish, leaving Lita to attend to an irate Matt Hardy!
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The time had arrived. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle left the Coalition's war room ahead of the main event. With the Big Show and Chris Benoit mutely following 'the Megastar' to the arena, high time was upon us. Elsewhere, Triple H was seen heading for the ring, as was The Rock down a separate corridor. Lastly Stone Cold Steve Austin emerged from his own dressing room, a head full of steam! It was time for the biggest six-man tag team match in RAW is WAR history - but how could any of these gigantic egos coexist? We'd find out next!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, looking back at the first-ever annual instalment of the Royal Rumble from 1988. In a first for the World Wrestling Federation, twenty WWF Superstars entered at two minute intervals for an over-the-top-rope battle royal that would begin a rich legacy, a landmark for future years to come. In the end Hacksaw Jim Duggan was crowned the inaugural winner, toppling the One Man Gang to leave in a victorious salute, waving his 2x4 high and mightily.
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With the six-man tag team main event upon us, the people in the Frank Erwin Center found themselves aghast when Shane and Stephanie McMahon once again came sauntering out to the stage! The McMahon children planned to make their presence felt with the major implications of the match ahead, but halfway down the rampway the arm-linked brother and sister were interrupted by their father! Vince McMahon came angrily strutting out to the stage, with a security crew accompanying him! The Chairman stood by and pointed towards his own children, declaring they be escorted back to the backstage area! Shane and Steph objected heavily, but in being walked back up the rampway came face to face with their Dad! Vince had an incredulous smile on his face, waving bye-bye to his furious children! Vince returned too - nothing would sabotage this historic main event!
8) Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and the Big Show (8:22)The stage was set, with no McMahon presence at ringside, undoubtedly the most explosive main event in RAW is WAR history ready to take place. With the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match scheduled to take place this Thursday night on SmackDown, WWF Champion Kurt Angle was appalled to find out that Chris Benoit and the Big Show were each vying for a shot at their leader's gold come the Royal Rumble. Opposite them stood the three top contenders, in the form of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H. With a dire history shared between the three men, it was uncertain just how out of control this match could get. Stone Cold once again led Rock and Triple H to battle, with a six-man brawl taking place in the middle of the ring! Quickly the Coalition found themselves sent reeling from the ring, with tensions flaring between the dream team as to whom would start! Angle rallied the troops with a strategic huddle, before the WWF Champion started out with 'the Game'. Quickly bested by his former rival, Triple H floored Kurt and wailed on him with right hands in the corner. Angle tried to take out his blood rival from behind, just to encounter a high knee and a neckbreaker from 'the Game!' Angle was able to scarper over to 'the Rabid Wolverine', bringing about the moment Triple H had been waiting for since last Thursday on SmackDown. The two came to blows, with Triple H hammering away on Chris Benoit in retaliation for the post-Lumberjack match attack he suffered. Triple H put the boots to Chris Benoit before tensely tagging in the Rock, who delivered his own series of rights to 'the Wolverine'. Rock caught Benoit with a belly-to-belly suplex before being choked by Big Show by the ropes, allowing Benoit to respond with a German suplex of his own for Rock!
The people wanted 'the Texas Rattlesnake', as just like that the gears had shifted in the Coalition's favor. Big Show stood with his 500-pound weight on the spine of the Rock, provoking Steve Austin from afar when 'the Megastar' came in with a series of stomps. 'The Megastar' planted Rock with a back suplex for a near fall, the WWF Champion making frequent tags to his partners. Big Show powered Rock up for a gorilla press slam, when Rock managed to land on the second rope - a diving clothesline taking 'the Giant' down! The tag was made to Triple H, who came in with right hands for both Angle and Benoit. 'The Cerebral Assassin' nailed Benoit with a spinebuster, when Show cut his momentum short with a sidewalk slam! Show chopped 'the Game' in the corner, provoking Austin again. In came the WWF Champion again, but he arrogantly showboated over Triple H's carcass. This allowed Triple H to reverse the Olympic Slam, and the tag was made to Stone Cold! 'The Rattlesnake' was let loose in his home state, sounding off on Big Show! In came Benoit just to get flanked over the top rope, while Angle was the recipient of a Lou Thesz Press! Triple H and Benoit went at it on the floor, while Rock came in to help Austin cut Show down to size with a barrage of fists! Show caught Rock by the throat and tagged in Benoit, but Austin landed a flapjack on him. Quickly another six-man melee broke out, with bodies flying everywhere! Benoit suplexed Austin and went for the Diving Headbutt, just for Triple H to nail him between the ropes. As Rock clotheslined Big Show to the floor, Austin hit Benoit with the Stunner - giving the dream team the victory!
At the end of a chaotic battle, the dream forces of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H had come out on top in victory. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' raised his fists in victory, while 'the People's Champ' took to the second rope to salute the sold-out Frank Erwin Center crowd. 'The Game' entered the ring with his hands raised, before realizing the unique situation upon them. The three top WWF Superstars came to focus on each other, realizing that between the number one contender's match on SmackDown and the Royal Rumble in under three weeks: they were destined to remain rivals. WWF Champion Kurt Angle remained on the floor, hugging his title tightly and watching in horror.
As words were exchanged between the three forces in the ring, the arena fell dark. The lights went out, and Limp Bizkit began blasting. Out rode the Undertaker to the rampway on his motorcycle, parking up at ringside! As Austin, Rock and Triple H stared him down, 'the American Badass' joined them in the ring to join in on the staredown. 'The Deadman' was also throwing his hat into the ever-growing number one contender's situation - it was 'the Megastar's worst nightmare come to life! |
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SmackDown! - January 4, 2001
Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, Texas
Broadcast on UPN
Taped on December 30, 2000
A video package aired, reviewing the scenes of last Monday night on RAW is WAR. As business continued to heat up in the ranks of the WWF Championship scene, Vince McMahon dropped a bombshell regarding who would be named the number one contender to Kurt Angle's title come the Royal Rumble match. Declaring a Fatal 4-Way match to be held on SmackDown, the Chairman was met with the hostile forces of Shane and a distraught Stephanie McMahon. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' remained angered by Daddy's decision to cut them off financially, while Shane was played for a fool - naming Chris Benoit and Big Show as two participants in the match, while Vince wisely decided to wait until Thursday to name his picks. The dream team of Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock and Triple H overcame the tense forces of the Coalition in a massive six-man tag team main event, when who would enter the fray but the Undertaker! Everybody wanted in on the Fatal 4-Way number one contender's match, but who would the boss pick to join 'the Rabid Wolverine' and 'the Giant' in the match?
The opening video package aired, cutting to the ecstatic Freeman Coliseum for the very first edition of SmackDown in the year 2001! Pyrotechnics blasted in the rafters overlooking the ring, as well as across the stage revealing a lively San Antonio crowd in attendance for the Fatal 4-Way number one contender's match tonight. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show, where as well as finding out who would challenge Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship come the Royal Rumble, we would see the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi look for revenge on Edge and Christian - but who would his partner be, with Too Cool apparently on the outs after Raven's trickery on Monday?
X-Pac made his way down to the ring first, reunited once again with his returning girlfriend Tori. The San Antonio crowd immediately rained down with chants of "X-Pac sucks", while the brash and cocky duo strutted down to the ring. With explicit closeness, X-Pac had his arms wrapped around Tori with a microphone in hand. 'The Man' claimed that he was like a boomerang: whenever the chips were down, he just got back up and came around swinging with the punches. Laughing along with her boyfriend, X-Pac was proud to reveal that his girl was back after facing months and months of pain and rehabilitation, and it was exactly what he needed after being "cheated out" of the Lumberjack match with Triple H last week on SmackDown. 'X-Pac Heat' continued, as he basked in the hatred of the Texas crowd, calling Tori the fruit of his loins and the heart in his blackened body. Tori continued, telling the people that they had no clue just how great her boyfriend was, and that above anything else: X-Pac was more 'Man' than anyone could ever be, especially 'the One' Billy Gunn!
Chyna and 'the One' Billy Gunn interrupted the party, Billy having been cheated out of the match he had with X-Pac on RAW, thanks to Tori's return. X-Pac moaned about how predictable their interruption was, to which the stone-faced Playboy covergirl demanded X-Pac to do everybody a favor and shut his disgusting twerp-sized mouth! Taken aback, X-Pac listened as Chyna told him how cowardly it was to steal a win with the help of his girlfriend. Calling him a slimy, weaselly toad, she was not going to stand for it. X-Pac laughed at the fact Billy was hiding behind his new girlfriend, claiming this just proved how little a man 'the One' Billy Gunn truly was. He asked Chyna if this meant she wanted a match against Tori, and noted the intensive rehab and training his girl had gone through to come back to the World Wrestling Federation at his side. Billy took over, stating that Chyna didn't want to face Tori...Chyna wanted to kick X-Pac's measly little ass! Chyna and Billy headed down the rampway, while X-Pac panicked at the impromptu match set to take place!
1) X-Pac (w/Tori) def. Chyna (w/Billy Gunn) (2:23)Rebounding from last week's loss in the Lumberjack match at the hands of Triple H, X-Pac had shifted gears and stolen a victory against Billy Gunn last Monday night on RAW is WAR. Though he did it out of pure desperation, as his longtime girlfriend Tori would resurface from a torn labrum suffered last May, helping 'the Man' get the job done. Chyna had caught X-Pac by surprise challenging him to this impromptu match, as X-Pac charged right into a military press slam, before 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' nailed him with some heavy-handed elbow strikes in the corner. X-Pac was able to dropkick low and bail out to the floor, into the waiting hands of 'the One' Billy Gunn', who knocked him down with a big right hand! The referee was with Chyna, who continued to put the boots to X-Pac upon re-entry. Scoring with an impressive handspring back elbow in the corner, Chyna looked for a powerbomb to follow only for the betrayer of D-Generation X to rake her eyes to break free. Lighting the Playboy covergirl up in the corner with a series of kicks, 'the Man' gloated in the face of an antisocial Billy Gunn. He slapped her around before making a run for the Bronco Buster, only for Chyna to come out of the corner with a big clothesline! Chyna grabbed a sleeper on X-Pac when Tori got on the apron to grab her hair from behind, allowing X-Pac to strike with the X-Factor and pick up another win!
X-Pac rolled out of the ring as fast as he could, in order to avoid the advancing 'One' Billy Gunn! A big grin on his face, X-Pac fell into the waiting arms of his girlfriend Tori. Having gotten one over on 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', Chyna did not look happy. Billy mouthed off at X-Pac and Tori from the ring, this dispute far from over.
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Backstage we saw WWF Champion Kurt Angle, hand in hand with Stephanie McMahon. Both appeared extremely serious with the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match set to take place later tonight. They met up with Shane McMahon, who similarly grimaced a blank expression. The three spoke about what to say, as the Coalition's leaders looked to be headed our way, next.
We returned to SmackDown to see Triple H arriving at the building. With his bag draped over his shoulder, Jonathan Coachman tried to ask 'the Game' how he liked his chances of being entered in the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match tonight. Confidently, Triple H claimed he brought his gear just in case. Before saying anything else however, he was once again jumped from behind by Chris Benoit! 'The Rabid Wolverine lost the fall for the Coalition in the giant six-man tag team main event on RAW is WAR, and quickly sent Triple H tumbling over a table of production equipment! 'The Game' tried to fight back against the possessed 'Wolverine', just for Benoit to put the boots to him some more, promptly flipping the table right on top of 'the Cerebral Asssassin!'
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In the Freeman Coliseum, out came the three leaders of the Coalition. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle did not appear to be in a great mood, accompanied hand-in-hand by his concerned girlfriend Stephanie McMahon and an intent Shane McMahon. The three stood in the ring before a capacity crowd raining down in heavy boos for 'the Megastar' and the McMahons, prompting 'the Billion Dollar Princess' to give them a break. The boos got louder, and she pleaded with the San Antonio crowd to give a little respect to them. As the boos turned to insulting chants, Shane McMahon soon took over in a fiery mood! Telling the people that he knew how each and every single one of the fans hated their guts, and in his opinion, they owned the World Wrestling Federation! Shane delivered a passionate speech on how the Coalition was comprised of the best talent ready to take sports entertainment by storm in 2001, and that if they needed any proof, to just look at who the WWF Champion was - 'the Megastar!' Shane began to discuss the topic of his Dad, Vince McMahon trying to break down the Coalition from within. The Chairman had planted the seed, the number one contender's match tonight was strictly designed to try and break the trust between Chris Benoit and the Big Show - in fact, Shane believed that Vince had chosen to not mention his two entrants to the Fatal 4-Way match, because he knew deep down there was nobody better than those in the Coalition! Stephanie McMahon spoke up once more, asserting that although the Coalition did in fact lose to the forces of the Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H on RAW is WAR, their group had beaten each of them in the past.
Stubbornly believing that a Coalition member winning was a given, she believed that Daddy believed his hype just a little too much. As for cutting his own children off financially, she felt that was a real slap in the face - but they're better off for it! Steph bragged about how much money she and Shane made, and noted that all Vince would accomplish with this fear factor would be when the tables turn, when they lash back, and she and Shane could rub it in the old man's face! Handing the microphone over to her boyfriend, the Olympic Gold Medalist received loud "assh*le" chants, as he told the people just how unfair it was that he could only wait and see who his opponent would be come the Royal Rumble. Reminding the people that he was the WWF Champion, Kurt believed that he should be able to pick and choose his opponent come the Rumble. Angle wasn't just any WWF Champion, either. He wasn't the Rock or Triple H: mainly because he had beaten the both of them! But now comes the wildcard the Undertaker as well? Kurt didn't know what was worse, the fact he had to anticipate who he could wind up meeting at the Royal Rumble, or the fact that he didn't even know who would be joining Chris Benoit and Big Show here tonight. Kurt Angle theorized exactly why the Chairman hated him despite being completely compatible to his girlfrend's father, when Vince McMahon finally made his arrival! The boss made his way out to the ring to the sheer shock of his daughter Stephanie, as well as an angry Shane and Kurt Angle. Surveying the ring of emotions from the Coalition members, Vince asked whether they were surprised to see him - if so, why? This was Vince McMahon's show, after all!
Vince claimed that he expected nothing less from 'Daddy's Little Girl'. He expected nothing but the nonsensical cr*p that came out of her and brother Shane McMahon's mouths! As far as Kurt Angle was concerned, it was strictly business. While Vince could at least accept that Kurt was an American hero, that he was an Olympic Gold Medalist, and was one skilled son of a gun in between the ropes: Vince believed he had never truly worked for anything to become WWF Champion - it was all glad-handed to him, thanks to the hooligan antics of his children! Vince told Kurt to his face he couldn't wait to find out who the new WWF Champion would be come the Royal Rumble, because they would at least deserve to be WWF Champion. Kurt argued back, calling the boss a hypocrite. Kurt reminded how Rock was only ever WWF Champion thanks to the help of the Chairman! Angle noted that he wasn't hand-picked by the boss himself, and that was all the proof he needed to know why he did not appreciate 'the Megastar'. Vince claimed the fact he was sleeping in the same bed as his daughter didn't help. Steph finally lashed out in a surprising moment, demanding Vince get to his point, name his men for the Fatal 4-Way match and to leave the building early - just like he always did. Vince conceded and divulged that joining 'the Rabid Wolverine' and 'the Giant' tonight would be none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker! With the match finalized, Vince asked if they were happy before telling Stephanie that it looked like 'Daddy Little Girl' had finally grown up...to be a hellcat b*tch! Steph's jaw dropped, as McMahon marched away from the ring, Kurt clinging to his title, and Shane glaring his old man down!
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Backstage, following the disappointing loss in the no-disqualification WWF Tag Team Championship match on New Year's Day, T&A were heading to the ring for six-person tag team action! Test and Albert were fully determined while Trish Stratus followed suit not far behind them. Could the former champs turn things around against the APA and Jacqueline?
Back on SmackDown, the Big Show was seen changing in the dressing room when in walked the WWF Champion Kurt Angle. Stern faced, 'the Megastar' asked the Big Show if he could believe what the old man had said out in the ring. The number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match tonight was a sham, designed to try and bring the Coalition down and tear them apart. Angle continued to rant, when the 500-pounder advised Kurt to calm down. Who had been on Kurt's side since the beginning? Who helped found the Coalition alongside he and Shane four months ago, and helped them reign supreme? 'The Giant' calmly told Kurt not to worry about Stone Cold Steve Austin or the Undertaker. Angle grinned and thanked Show from the heart, when Big Show added that he shouldn't even worry about Chris Benoit either. Tonight one man had to be named number one contender to his WWF Championship...and it was going to be the Big Show! Show smiled and left the room, Angle's eyes popping out of his head!
. 2) The APA and Jacqueline def. T&A and Trish Stratus (4:24)Test and Albert's hopes of defeating the Dudley Boyz to recapture the WWF Tag Team Championships came to an end with their loss in the No-Disqualification match on RAW is WAR, barring T&A from challenging so long as the Dudley Boyz held the gold. There were issues with Trish Stratus after the match, with T&A blaming their strategic agent for inadvertently costing them the titles. After defeating Jacqueline last week on SmackDown, Trish and her boys were now confronted by Bradshaw and Faarooq as well. The APA and Jackie were out for revenge after T&A planted evidence on the Dudleys, destroying their office. A six-person brawl started things out, quickly coming down to Jackie and Trish. Jackie took control, scoring a near fall from a hip toss. Trish panically tagged in Albert, who promptly body slammed Jackie! The 350-pounder missed on an elbow drop, bringing Faarooq in for a hot start. The veteran rocked Albert with a shoulder block, before a spinebuster took the big man down! Faarooq was on a roll until Test kneed him in the back, and Albert dropped him with a big powerslam. T&A momentarily had control until Faarooq dodged Albert's corner splash, allowing Bradshaw to make the tag, hitting hard and fast with a big boot for Albert and a fallaway slam to Test! Jackie tagged in and Trish came in as the APA and T&A brawled to the floor. Trish kicked low and looked for the bulldog, when Jackie blocked it with a DDT to pick up the win!
Trish Stratus may have been responsible for T&A not recapturing the WWF Tag Team Championships on RAW is WAR, but she had definitely dropped the ball here tonight! Jacqueline had her hand raised and was greeted warmly by the rowdy APA duo. Bradshaw and Faarooq proudly celebrated alongside their new boozing buddy in the ring, while Test and Albert helped Trish roll out to the floor. Stratus came to and 'the Freight Train' pointed the finger at Trish, blaming her again for another loss here tonight! Test tried to stick up for Albert, who promptly stomped up the rampway in rage. Trish didn't know what to make of it, with T&A's problems once again rearing its head.
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Backstage Matt Hardy was seen with his foot up on a table, riving in pain with his ankle after the backstage beating from Essa Rios. In walked Lita behind him, covering his eyes and making him guess who it was. Upon knowing immediately, Matt turned to see Lita go in for a kiss before the tomboy asked her apparent new boyfriend if he felt up to tonight. Matt said he was, and that he never trusted what 'the Daredevil' was all about. He knew there was a reason why he wanted in on Team Xtreme from the start. Lita smiled affectionately and told him he was right to be wary, but tonight was their shot at taking the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship from him. Matt nodded in agreement, saying his ankle might be hurting, but he was ready to get some retribution. The two kissed, Lita wishing him luck.
We returned to see Stephanie McMahon sat on the couch, watching exhaustively as her boyfriend paced back and forth. Asking 'the Megastar' to relax and to wait and see who would be named number one contender, Kurt Angle refused. The WWF Champion said that tonight was out of his hands, and he didn't even know whether he could trust his loyalest supporter the Big Show! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' stroked his arm and pulled him down beside her on the couch, reminding Kurt that that made her his biggest, loyalest supporter. Angle put an arm around her and went in for a kiss, when in came WWF European Champion William Regal. The Englishman came baring gifts, apologizing for the interruption. Regal handed Kurt a framed portrait of his big victory at Fully Loaded, becoming WWF Champion for the first time, to Kurt's appreciation. From one champion to another, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' expressed his sincerest regret to find out what had happened to Stephanie, Shane and their father Vince McMahon. Believing the Chairman was in the wrong, Regal said he was on their side all of the way, and would do whatever it took when called upon to make things right. Regal grinned and left, the Brit making a strong impression as Kurt stared at his own face.
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3) Essa Rios (c) def. Matt Hardy (w/Lita) to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (3:39)With the word being out that Essa Rios was a deviant only wanting to be a part of Team Xtreme in order to get close again with ex-girlfriend Lita, it was obvious that 'the Daredevil' was gobsmacked to see the woman of his desire make out with Matt Hardy last Monday night on RAW is WAR. Essa showed his true colors beating Matt down from behind and injuring his ankle, but tonight he was forced to put the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship on the line against him, with Lita present at ringside. Matt hobbled to the ring to exchange rights with the champ, who was quick to kick away at the ankle. Hitting the ropes, Matt fired back with a series of clotheslines, before scoring with a modified bulldog for a near fall. Hardy pursued Essa out to the floor, sending him into the steps and coming off the apron with a diving crossbody! Matt tweaked his ankle on the move however, allowing Rios to surprise him upon re-entry to the ring with a snap suplex. Essa targeted the ankle of Matt with a spinning toe hold, a coy smirk on the face of the luchador. Finally Matt was able to kick him away, just for Essa to fly with a springboard armdrag to regain control. Essa spoke Spanish to his ex-girlfriend while in control, when Matt kicked him away once again before scoring with a tornado DDT! On one leg Matt climbed to the second rope and executed the diving legdrop, before setting up for the Twist of Fate when Essa bridged him with a northern lights suplex. His feet on the rope, Essa stole it.
The WWF Light Heavyweight Champion picked up another win in another successful title defence, to the chagrin of his ex-girlfriend Lita. Lita was quick to aid to her new romantic interest Matt Hardy, but Essa Rios shoved her down! The tomboy got in her ex-boyfriend's face, as 'the Daredevil' mouthed off to her in his native language. The referee was able to restrain Lita from potential danger, as Essa continued to put the boots to Matt's injured ankle, before climbing to the top rope and connecting with a 450 splash across the ankle for good measure! Lita had had enough and rushed Essa from the ring, but Rios smirked and raised his title high, pleased with the damage he had done.
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Backstage Too Cool stood silently in the dressing room, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay not exchanging a single word to one another. In walked the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi, wanting to know exactly what in the hell had gotten to them. Thanks to their lack of help, he suffered a broken rib courtesy of Edge and Christian. Now, he had to face them tonight on SmackDown without his boys to help him out? Grandmaster tried saying it wasn't all about 'Big Kish', while Scotty tried to explain about Raven jumping him from behind on RAW is WAR, and him wanting revenge. The 400-pound Samoan didn't want to hear it, demanding they get their act together. They weren't Too Cool as a team, they were Too Cool as a brotherhood - it was time to start acting like it! Rikishi left for the ring, in tag team action up next, but who would his partner be?
Vince McMahon was in his office speaking on the phone with his wife, CEO of the World Wrestling Federation Linda McMahon. The Chairman was in full understanding of what Linda was saying on the other end, when the boss's phone conversation went interrupted by the arrival of the WWF European Champion William Regal. The Englishman had a fine bottle of port in hand, apologizing for interrupting. Vince told Linda that he would call her back, giving the floor to Regal entirely. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' was knocking at both doors, knowing full well about the horrific situation between he and his children Shane and Stephanie McMahon - as well as what those dastardly Coalition members could do. William wanted Vince to know that he admired him greatly as a boss, and to know that if there was anything he could ever do for him: the Brit would be there in a heartbeat. Vince was initially glad at the gift bestowed upon him, and told William he admired a man that carried himself as well as he did. With that said, Vince saw through his charade and abruptly told Regal he could do him the honor of putting his title on the line tonight - against Chris Jericho! William stuttered and tried telling him he wasn't prepared, but Vince didn't care! Regal's plans to play both sides against one another had backfired!
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In the arena came Edge and Christian, walking down to the ring with a duffle bag in hand. The Canadians responsible for cracking one of WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi's ribs last Monday night, were all smiles tonight ahead of tag team action against the 400-pound Samoan. To the loud boos from San Antonio, Christian greeted all of their fans in Austin to a loud chorus of boos. Too ignorant to know why, he remarked how horrible it was to be surrounded by fans of the San Antonio Spurs. Edge remarked how San Antonio didn't even have a hockey team, Christian insulting the 1999 NBA Championship winning team's fall from grace seen last season, and surely the one currently ongoing! Edge changed topic to discuss the tag team match ahead, asking if there was any overlap had between Spurs fans, and fans of the "heavy-breathing hippo" Rikishi. A positive response went ignored as Edge commented that on RAW is WAR they started the job, and that tonight would be no exception.
Now that it seemed like Rikishi was running out of friends, as well as ribs to crack with a trusty Conchairto, Edge proposed that they show just how Too Cool they could be as well. Pulling out golden chains, bobble hats and a flame shirt from the burlap sack in hand, the two put the props on and delivered a Five Second Pose, making fun of Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay's dance routines! Finally, the WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi came stomping out to the rampway, but the 400-pound Samoan had a smile on his face. Edge and Christian laughed at the lone 'Big Kish', but the champ wasn't laughing with the Canadians, he was laughing at them! The Rock made his way out to the ring to a blistering response! Rikishi's cousin the Rock was the big man's ace in the hole, taking to the ring for tag action.
4) The Rock and WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi def. Edge and Christian (5:22)The WWF Intercontinental Champion was victorious against Edge on RAW is WAR, but Rikishi would find himself all alone, the victim of a rib-breaking Conchairto shot moments after. With Scotty 2 Hotty engaged with the attack from Raven suffered last Monday night, as well as Grandmaster Sexay adhering to Raven's astute observations about realizing his true potential, Rikishi had a trick up his sleeve: calling upon his cousin, the Rock. Rock was getting ready for the Royal Rumble match, and with unfinished business against the Coalition, the two Samoans took to the ring to battle with the Toronto natives! Edge and Christian were eliminated from the ring in seconds, and were forced to reconsider their strategy. Rock and Rikishi continued to fight outside of the ring with the brothers, when Rock dumped Christian into the stairs, and cornered Edge! Rock levelled him back inside with a series of hard hitting blows, setting him up for the Stinkface to take place but before that could happen Christian struck Rock, and Edge low blowed the 400-pounder. Edge and Christian went straight to work on the broken rib of 'Big Kish', an abdominal stretch applied by Edge, who repeatedly reached out for Christian's hand. With added leverage, the referee finally noticed and kicked the hand away, allowing Rikishi to fire back with a big Samoan drop! The Rock made the tag and ran wild on the Canadians, a DDT dropping Christian for a near fall. Rikishi thumped Edge in the corner and this time delivered the Stinkface in its entirety, while Rock executed a spinebuster and scored the win with the People's Elbow!
The Rock had his hand raised, while Rikishi continued to hold the Stinkface in place on the vomit-induced Edge in the corner. Finally giving the Canadian room to breathe, he tumbled out to the floor gasping for fresh, clean air, allowing the Samoan cousins to raise one another's hand in victory! Christian aided to his disgusted brother, who suddenly vomited all across ring announcer Tony Chimel! The people of San Antonio loved every moment of it, while 'the People's Champ' and the WWF Intercontinental Champion stood tall - Rock was ready for the Royal Rumble!
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We returned to Too Cool's locker room, where Scotty 2 Hotty was seen watching with an approving smile on his face. Still having faith in the WWF Intercontinental Champion, Scotty found himself confronted again by Grandmaster Sexay. Asking Scotty how he could still believe Rikishi was their buddy, Grandmaster reminded Scotty of all the times 'Big Kish' had let him down. It was always them coming to the big man's aid, but what about Scotty 2 Hotty? Scotty told Grandmaster to lay off of him, noting how manipulative Raven was. Believing he was not to be trusted, Scotty said he was ready to go and teach 'the Creator' a lesson not to mess with Too Cool again! Scotty left, leaving Sexay to gawk in amusement.
Back on SmackDown, T&A were spotted once again having a dispute with their strategic agent Trish Stratus, as Albert pointed the finger of blame in her face for losing the inter-gender six-person tag team match earlier tonight. 'The Freight Train' noted that they were at the top of their game without her, and that ever since she'd gotten back she had been nothing but bad luck! Test tried to calm Albert down, reasoning that Trish was still learning her way inside of those ropes. Test believed they were better than this: they were T&A! The 350-pounder didn't agree, when Trish bit back hard reminding Albert how it was he who lost them WWF Tag Team Championships to the Dudley Boyz at Armageddon - without her around! Albert got back in Trish's face, with Test trying to keep the glue stuck together!
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In the Freeman Coliseum, Raven was seen making his way down to the ring. With an incredulous look on his face, the enigmatic and manipulative WWF Superstar waltzed to the ring on his own accord, before sitting in the corner of the ring with a microphone in hand. To loud boos from San Antonio, 'the Creator' remarked just how ridiculous the sight we had just seen was. Not only was the Rikishi the fattest joke he had ever seen in his life, but he was a fraud and an imposter, someone that did not deserve to be WWF Intercontinental Champion. Believing that 'Big Kish' was selfish, he was amazed at the loyalty of Scotty 2 Hotty. A mainstay of the World Wrestling Federation, he called Scotty absurd for believing the hype, and just riding Rikishi's coattails when he could afford to do so much more. But at least Grandmaster Sexay - Brian Christopher - was heeding his advice a lot more seriously. While Scotty's funky, happy and fun-free way of living was a dreamland fantasy in such a harsh reality, 'the Creator' planned to show Scotty the way he saw the world tonight. Scotty 2 Hotty came walking out to the ring, but in a rare instance there was no dancing to be seen tonight! Scotty was all business, heading to fight Raven!5) Raven def. Scotty 2 Hotty (3:22)As Raven continues to poke insults in the direction of the WWF Intercontinental Champion, it appeared his methods of manipulation had sent the shockwaves intended, shooting through Rikishi's friends in Too Cool. Grandmaster Sexay believed what Raven had been telling him about 'Big Kish's apparent selfishness, whereas Scotty 2 Hotty remained loyal to the 400-pound Samoan. Scotty was jumped backstage by 'the Creator' on RAW is WAR, and Scotty was driven to get revenge tonight. With no dancing from the straw-haired Superstar, Scotty rushed Raven with some right hands, taking him down with two dropkicks! Fired up, he scored with the bulldog and went for the Worm, but Raven slyly rolled to the floor. Scotty followed with a big body press plancha over the top rope, but Raven was wise enough to kick the steel steps into the knees of the Too Cool member! Delivering a Russian legsweep into the side of the steps, Raven took Scotty back inside and continued to club away at him with some pounding blows to the back. A clothesline in the corner went followed with a bulldog, but Raven wasn't satisfied enough to make a cover. With a sleeper hold applied, the enigma screamed at Scotty about trusting better people, yet Scotty resisted. Breaking free with a flying clothesline off the ropes, Scotty kipped up to the top rope. Attempting a diving DDT from the top, Raven held to the ropes to stay vertical, then planted Scotty with a swift Evenflow DDT for the three count!
The people booed at another swift beating sustained by Raven, who sat beside the unconscious Scotty 2 Hotty on the canvas. With a sickening smile on his face, 'the Creator' rolled out to the floor before venturing under the ring to reveal a secured kendo stick! Raven stroked the cane in his hands while Scotty came to and tried to get back up to his feet, but Grandmaster Sexay came running out to the ring! Sexay found himself conflicted, as Scotty stared back at his Too Cool buddy; Raven spreading his arms wide open! Sexay held his head in reluctance, when suddenly Scotty tugged on the cane, prompting Sexay to aid his buddy in attacking Raven! Too Cool slugged it out with the enigma who rushed from the ring.
His plan of turning Too Cool backfired, Raven retreated up the rampway, while Too Cool looked for another piece of 'the Creator!' As Raven watched in awe, from behind came a cool WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi, who clobbered him from behind! Raven fell to the rampway, scooting away from the prevailing 400-pound Samoan who nodded in accordance against him. Rikishi was getting even with Raven for getting involved in his business, when Raven tried to escape to ringside just to be stopped by Too Cool! With nowhere to turn, Raven made a cautious escape over the barricade, managing to get away from the three man, who watched on with smiles on their faces!
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Chris Benoit was prepared for the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match after ambushing Triple H earlier tonight, when Kevin Kelly approached him for comment. Having turned down his last opportunity to capture the WWF Championship in favor of setting Mick Foley up to be fired on Christmas Day, Kevin wanted to know exactly where 'the Rabid Wolverine' stood in the Coalition. Benoit expressed how that was for Shane McMahon, a man he held some respect for. The problem was, Kurt Angle wanted him to become number one contender and beat the Big Show, the Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin for his own gain. To that, Benoit would meet him half way. Knowing the insecure WWF Champion, he knew Kurt knew that 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was too unpredictable. Kurt knew that 'the American Badass' was too dangerous. Kurt knew that 'the Giant' was too big. But what Kurt didn't know was that 'the Wolverine' wasn't going to the Royal Rumble to fool around and lay down down for him.
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to last year's Royal Rumble match. The new millennium was rang in an electrifying manner, as The Rock triumphed to become the 2000 Rumble winner after reversing a fireman's carry to eliminate the Big Show. 'The Giant' was distraught over the loss, and even fought the final decision following the match, but regardless of the matter, The Rock stood victorious - on the rocky road to WrestleMania.
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Back on SmackDown, the countdown culminated in a pyrotechnics blast that brought life to San Antonio. Chris Jericho made his way out to the rampway, declaring that SmackDown was Jericho! Y2J was beloved in Texas, as he soon added that it may very well be moments before Europe was Jericho, because tonight he had a huge championship opportunity thrown in his lap: and that opportunity was to become the undisputed Champion of Europe! The Canadian had the people hanging on every word, as he addressed the brown-nosing Englishman, William Regal. Posturing with a British accent, Y2J proclaimed that he would beat the crumpet-eating, tea-sipping jackass tonight and once again become WWF European Champion. But that wasn't the only thing that would be his, because in less than three weeks Y2J hoped to walk in the WWF European Champion, and walk out the winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble match! The fans cheered loudly at the declaration made, as Y2J told the people that the road to WrestleMania would never, ever be the same agayn!
6) Chris Jericho def. William Regal (c) by disqualification; William Regal retains the WWF European Championship (4:11)
'The Goodwill Ambassador' had been trying to get in nice and securely with both sides of the McMahon Family. Though while William Regal aimed to get in good graces with Vince, Shane and Stephanie McMahon, it was the Chairman who caught him out and hoped to teach the Englishman a lesson in American hospitality. Regal was last seen on SmackDown seven days ago, winding up the recipient of a bloody disqualification victory against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Tonight with the title on the line, he found himself outwrestled early by the well-traveled Y2J. Chris Jericho started out hot with a series of armdrags, before catching the Brit off-guard with a flying forearm and an enzuigiri! Y2J wanted the gold and practice ahead of the 2001 Royal Rumble match, scoring with a double underhook backbreaker. The challenger soon looked for the Walls of Jericho, but Regal fought it and sent Y2J shoulder-first into the ring post! the WWF European Champion proceeded to target the shoulder of Jericho, with a straitjacket sleeperhold applied. The unorthodox British grappler also drove his knees across the shoulder repeatedly, before looking for the Regal Stretch. Y2J was able to fight it with his free hand, cutting Regal's momentum short with a spinning wheel kick! The bulldog connected and the Lionsault was attempted, but Regal was able to roll out of harms way. Jericho landed on his feet and followed, when Regal drilled Y2J with the title belt at ringside!
The WWF European Champion retained the title by the skin of his teeth, William Regal snivelling in the fact that he had retained via technicality, the result of an underhanded tactic! The disqualified Regal dumped Chris Jericho back in the ring and put the boots to him, before Y2J was able to reverse the Regal Cutter into the Walls of Jericho! Regal was tapping, but the Radicalz came running out to the ring!
Terri accompanied Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko, out for revenge for the past few encounters against the Canadian. It was now a three-on-one beatdown as Saturn and Malenko put the boots to Y2J, but the Holly Cousins hit the ring right after them! Hardcore, Crash and Molly Holly hit the ring and brought the fight to the Radicalz, while Regal was quick to scurry out to the floor. Hardcore sent Saturn packing with a big dropkick, while Terri got in the ring and angrily slapped Jericho in the face. 'The She-Devil' clearly didn't notice she was without the boys by her side, and Y2J laughed in response. As she stared panicked by the Hollys and Jericho, she turned around to receive the Molly Go-Round by Molly Holly! Saturn and Malenko helped Terri out to the floor, as an unusual alliance looked to be forming between Y2J and the Hollys.
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The Undertaker was spitting tobacco in a bucket in his locker room, when a visibly intimidated Jonathan Coachman arrived to get some thoughts from 'the American Badass'. With the Fatal 4-Way match on his mind, the Undertaker coldly said before anything how he didn't give a damn about this cold war between the McMahons. The truth was he didn't trust Stephanie McMahon, Shane McMahon, or Vince McMahon. Hell, he didn't even trust Linda McMahon. All that 'the Deadman' trusted, was himself. Undertaker reminded Coach that he had been here for ten years and counting, and had been WWF Champion three times in his illustrious career. Whether it was Chris Benoit, the Big Show, even Stone Cold Steve Austin in his way, nothing would stop him from becoming number one contender to the WWF Championship. He said that Kurt Angle had a screw loose if he thought he could ever take on the biggest dog in the yard and beat him, but he guessed the people would have to wait until the Royal Rumble to find that out.
A replay aired, taking us back to what happened moments ago with Chris Jericho beating William Regal by disqualification, when the Radicalz hit the ring. Who would make the save but the Holly Cousins, who would clean house of Perry Saturn, Dean Malenko and the WWF European Champion when Molly Holly gave Terri some of her own medicine in the form of a Molly Go-Round. Backstage, Chris Jericho approached the ever-squabbling Holly Cousins in the hallway to thank them for their help, to which Molly and Crash Holly spoke in happy-go-lucky cliches. Molly claimed it was their rights as citizens to deliver swift justice on all those that wronged them. Crash laughed at what Molly said and added that they were the police around here, and they were going to put all the bad guys behind bars because that's what they did! Hardcore was more cynical, apologizing for the "yahoos" before telling him they did it for themselves. Y2J reluctantly thanked them again, before walking away - calling the Hollys "goofballs".
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In the building, Kaientai made their way out to the ring to a negative response from the Freeman Coliseum. In recent weeks Taka Michinoku and Funaki had been adopting new personas, evident by the draped Japanese flags over their shoulders. It became all the more obvious as they climbed into the ring with microphones in hand. Out of sync the two laughed in obnoxiously dubbed American accents, joking their American tomfoolery and making fun of the cowboys Texas was known for. Funaki followed from Taka's speech with a low-pitched "INDEED", while Taka cited themselves as being the best that the World Wrestling Federation's tag team ranks had to offer - because the were "EVIL". Taka dared to say they should be the WWF Tag Team Champions, and dared D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley to get the tables and the titles, and defend them against Kaientai here tonight!
Taka and Funaki looked around with intrigue, waiting to see if they would respond. The Dudley Boyz made their way out to the rampway with confused expressions on their face. D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley had no idea where this confidence had come from! The WWF Tag Team Champions climbed into the ring and snatched Taka's microphone away from him, telling Kaientai that they weren't sure what the hell they were saying - but the challenge was on! D-Von drilled Funaki, kick-starting this impromptu title match!
7) The Dudley Boyz (c) def. Kaientai to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships (1:45)The odd-ball antics of Taka Michinoku and Funaki was enough to have the Dudley Boyz answer their challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships, coming only three days after D-Von and Bubba Ray's score-settling encounter with T&A in a No-Disqualification match on RAW is WAR. The Dudleys drilled Kaientai with further right hands to kick things off, causing the Japanese Superstars to bail from the ring. D-Von and Bubba followed suit, with Bubba sending Funaki flying over the barricade! Michinoku attempted to fight off both forces with a baseball slide to D-Von and an obviously failed Michinoku Driver attempt to Bubba. The champs delivered the Wazzup to poor Taka Michinoku, before Bubba ordered D-Von to get the tables! He complied when Funaki surprised Bubba with a hurricanrana to send him from the ring, and Taka flew with a springboard dive onto the champs! Funaki rolled Bubba Ray in and looked for a diving attack from the top rope, prevented with an impactful powerbomb instead! Michinoku returned to the ring and surprised Bubba with a missile dropkick that he was extremely proud of, only to walk right into a 3D from the unified Dudley Boyz, to give the champs another dominant victory!
The Dudley Boyz had their hands raised after another win, the WWF Tag Team Champions looking stronger than ever after the unexpected call for a title opportunity from Kaientai. While Taka Michinoku was left down and out, Funaki foolishly tried to blast D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley from behind - only to closed in and double-teamed! A double flapjack dropped Funaki on his face, when Bubba directed D-Von to the table at ringside once more.
Bubba clubbed on Funaki inside, but as D-Von set up the wood, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan blasted him from behind! D-Von put up a fight and Bubba was quick to come to his half-brother's aid, when Mark Henry joined the fray - the Right to Censor beating Bubba Ray down on the floor! Steven Richards and WWF Women's Champion Ivory watched carefully from the rampway, as Goodfather set up the wood inside the ring and laid both Dudleys across it for Buchanan to sail off the top rope with a diving legdrop! The Dudleys had been put through their own wood, as the RTC left with their chins raised high in the air. The Right to Censor had set their sights on the WWF Tag Team Championships!
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Vince McMahon walked the halls in the backstage area, before suddenly coming face to face with his one true enemy. Stone Cold Steve Austin glared back at him, the Chairman remaining firm in his stance against 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. When asked if he could help him with anything, Stone Cold told Vince that he knew this was a turf war, and he didn't care for it. Asked to elaborate, Austin established that the problems he was facing with his children was none of his damn business. Austin was no man's soldier, and he would never be a McMahon soldier. Stone Cold said he didn't need Vince to pick him for the number one contender's match up next, and if that meant Austin now owed Vince some sort of loyalty, then he had him wrongly mistaken. All Stone Cold gave a damn about was the WWF Championship, and tonight when he stomps a mudhole in three sorry sons of b*tches asses, 'the Rattlesnake' would go to the Royal Rumble and open up a can of whoopass on that red, white and blue bastard Kurt Angle! Vince cordially wished Steve luck, who told the boss to blow it out his ass. As Austin left, a slight smile appeared on the face of the Chairman. The Fatal 4-Way match would be chaotic, but a new number one contender would be crowned - up next!
We returned to the Freeman Coliseum ahead of the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match to see the WWF Champion Kurt Angle making his way out to ringside! 'The Megastar' still bared a concerned expression on his face, as the Olympic Gold Medalist joined Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on commentary for the main event. Cole and 'the King' surveyed Kurt for his thoughts on who he was rooting for to meet at the Royal Rumble, and he replied defiantly that if he had it his way: none of these four WWF Superstars would become number one contender tonight! Angle was beside himself over Vince McMahon trying to take him down, and that either way it didn't bother him who he'd meet. He was the man on the mountain and unstoppable as WWF Champion - and that's damn true!
8) The Undertaker def. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Chris Benoit & The Big Show in a Number One Contender's Fatal 4-Way match (7:35)The 2001 Royal Rumble was less than three weeks away, and a number one contender to the WWF Championship would be revealed at the climax of this Fatal 4-Way match. Announced this past Monday night on RAW is WAR by Vince McMahon, the Chairman outfoxed his children Shane and Stephanie McMahon by playing his cards close to his chest - refusing to divulge who his two named WWF Superstars would be to join Chris Benoit and the Big Show in this match. Earlier tonight Vince would reveal Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker as his two participants, with both denying the fact that they had any intention of becoming the boss's "soldiers" in battle against the Coalition. An ill-tempered WWF Champion Kurt Angle watched on from the announce table as each participant - Coalition or not - met eyes with him before the match, when all hell broke loose. Fists flew everywhere, with 'the Texas Rattlesnake' having unfinished business with the Big Show following the 500-pounder's bloody assault on Stone Cold last week on SmackDown. The Undertaker and Chris Benoit went blow for blow in their own corner, and soon enough it came down to 'the American Badass' and Stone Cold side by side, teaming up to clothesline 'the Giant' from the ring! Austin and Undertaker locked eyes and got ready to fight, but before that could happen both Show and Benoit dragged them out to the floor! It was action all around the ringside area, with Big Show tossing Stone Cold against the barricade for a huge right hand chop to the chest, but Austin would soon make a comeback, dumping Big Show into the steel steps!
The Undertaker rolled Benoit back inside and blocked a charging Benoit's attack with a tilt-a-whirl slam for a near fall, when Big Show returned to the ring to club on 'the Deadman!' Big Show and Chris Benoit teamed up as the Coalition did, grounding the veteran with a two-on-one beating, until Stone Cold returned to the action. Benoit locked in a cross-armbreaker on the Undertaker when Austin broke it up with a driving elbow strike, before dodging out of the Chokeslam and taking Big Show down with a Lou Thesz press! Undertaker delivered Old School to Big Show as Austin dumped Benoit to the floor again: Austin and Undertaker going blow for blow! The two career-long rivals duked it out, with Undertaker's sidewalk slam reversed into a spinebuster from 'the Rattlesnake!' Austin tried for the Stone Cold Stunner but was span into a Chokeslam from 'the Deadman', when Chris Benoit applied the Crossface from behind! Benoit unrelented on 'the Deadman' who had never submitted, when Triple H darted out to ringside! 'The Game' wanted revenge on 'the Rabid Wolverine' for the backstage assault earlier tonight, and promptly beat Benoit into the crowd! 'The Game' had eliminated Benoit from the equation, while inside Big Show grabbed Austin by the throat and looked for the Chokeslam only for Austin to drill him with a Stone Cold Stunner! Austin covered, but Kurt Angle left commentary and jumped him from behind! 'The Megastar' had screwed Austin, tossing him to the floor and winding up the recipient of a beating from Austin! Inside, the Undertaker stalked Big Show up for an amazing 500-pound Chokeslam: 'the American Badass' claiming the three count!
The Undertaker was victorious, now on his way to the Royal Rumble to challenge Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship! Triple H and Chris Benoit were nowhere to be seen, having fought out of the building, whilst Stone Cold Steve Austin recovered by the barricade area with a look of disbelief on his face! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' could not believe that Kurt Angle had prevented him from becoming the number one contender to the gold, and the WWF Champion was spotted kneeling on the rampway with a scowl on his face. 'The American Badass' motioned that the gold over Angle's shoulder would soon be coming back around his waist, the match official for the Royal Rumble!
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Backstage, tensions had risen between the warring McMahons. Shane and Stephanie McMahon were spotted screaming at Vince McMahon in front of the monitor, as all three parties argued loudly over the result of the number one contender's match! The Chairman argued that it went down fair and square, that the Undertaker was the undisputed winner - no thanks to WWF Champion Kurt Angle's meddling. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' demanded Dad back down, that he had no right to bad-mouth her boyfriend. Shane tried to calm her down while Vince reasoned that Kurt was an ill-deserving, self-absorbed, poor excuse of a WWF Superstar let alone WWF Champion - when Stephanie dramatically slapped Vince across the face! Steph palmed her face as Vince's face remained blank. Steph showed remorse and scurried away, with Shane following - but not before telling his father that this would not end well for him. The camera panned round, showing that the Chairman once again had a surly expression on his face. The war was on. |
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Post by DTP. on Nov 14, 2020 14:08:19 GMT -5
Jakked - January 6, 2001
Frank Erwin Center in Austin, Texas
Broadcast on syndication
Taped on December 29, 2000The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to the first edition of WWF Jakked in the year 2001!
The Right to Censor made their way to the ring, as escorted by Steven Richards. The people did not take kindly to the forces of the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan, as Steven tried to teach the ingrates in attendance all about morality. Praising the cause of the RTC, he claimed that diversity was key - which is what made Bull and Goodfather so dangerous. Steven preached about how they would all be advised to join them in fighting the good fight - when Kaientai interrupted. Taka Michinoku and Funaki stood tall with Japanese flags on the rampway, as Taka spoke with a dubbed voice. Declaring that their fashion senses was terrible, Taka praised the blue and white colors of Kaientai, and would surely overcome them tonight. Funaki followed with a low-pitched "INDEED", and Taka added that they would overcome the fighters of the good fight because they were "EVIL".1) The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/Steven Richards) def. Kaientai (2:15)After such an explosive example made of the Dudley Boyz this past week on SmackDown, it was now clear that the Right to Censor had their sights firmly set on becoming WWF Tag Team Champions. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan had the help of Mark Henry to drive both D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley through their own table, but they had also saved Kaientai from inevitable doom. Steven Richards watched with intrigue from ringside as Goodfather immediately overpowered Funaki, who tried to adopt a hit-and-run strategy. A dropkick stumbled Goodfather, but a tag to Buchanan enabled the RTC to take dominance. Cornering Funaki, the two hard-hitters in black ties pounded on him while Taka Michinoku hoped for the tag. A backbreaker from Goodfather scored them a near fall, when Funaki was able to enzuigiri away from Bull, and the tag was made to Michinoku. Taka scored with a missile dropkick to Buchanan, and another dropkick with Funaki kneeling behind him caused Goodfather to take a fall as well. Taka jumped up and down with enthusiasm, looking at a Michinoku Driver on the towering Buchanan, who simply laughed at Taka before drilling him with a bicycle kick. Goodfather connected with a backbreaker, and a diving legdrop from Buchanan gave the RTC the win.
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Post by DTP. on Nov 16, 2020 18:48:01 GMT -5
Sunday Night Heat - January 7, 2001
Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, Texas
Broadcast on MTV
Taped on December 30, 2000 - Live from WWF New York
We opened to a shot from earlier today of the outside of WWF New York. The fans were lining up ready for the first edition of Sunday Night Heat in the year 2001, only on MTV! The people were waiting patiently for the doors to open to the entertainment complex, each and every one of them chanting the name of tonight's guest: none other than 'the People's Champ' The Rock!
The opening video package aired, bringing us to inside of the entertainment complex, deep in the heart of Time Square! WWF New York was full of lively faces, as Michael Cole and Al Snow welcomed us to the show, where as acknowledged moments ago, they would be joined by none other than 'the Brahma Bull, 'the People's Champ', 'the Great One' The Rock! With his arm fresh out of the sling, Al Snow spoke with enthusiasm about how the ashes of the year 2000 were still being blown around, but tonight's edition of Heat was sure to be a huge episode as 'the Game' Triple H will take on 'the Pride of Calgary' Lance Storm in tonight's main event!
. 1) Steve Blackman (c) def. Hardcore Holly (w/Crash and Molly Holly) to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (3:45)
The WWF Hardcore Championship was kicking off Sunday Night Heat, coming six days after a manic battle that spread across the arena, to the backstage area on RAW is WAR. 'The Lethal Weapon' was able to escape the 24/7 pursuit of him, but he was here tonight to defend the title against not just Hardcore Holly - but Crash and Molly of the Holly Cousins as well. The Hollys served as cheerleaders, as Hardcore immediately engaged in battle with the champ as the bell sounded. Quickly Holly scored with a spinebuster and rolled out to retrieve some weapons from his cousins, slamming a stop sign over the head of the champ. Hardcore continued to beat on Blackman with a Falcon Arrow on the sign for a near fall, but Steve showed signs of resilience. The WWF Hardcore Champion battled back with a drop toe hold and a pump kick before retrieving a kendo stick from underneath the ring. Battering Hardcore with the cane, Crash Holly was there to make the save - just to wind up with a trash can placed over his head! Blackman swung his stick at the can-headed 'Houdini of Hardcore', when Molly Holly flew with the Molly Go-Round for a near fall! Hardcore shoved Molly off and reprimanded her for almost becoming champ herself, before setting up for the Alabama Slam on Blackman just for Steve to land on his feet. He tossed the stop sign at Holly and delivered a swift martial arts kick to pick up the win!
Steve Blackman was wise enough to quickly exit the ring, as Molly Holly tried to pounce on 'the Lethal Weapon'. Blackman had retained the WWF Hardcore Championship, and was able to sidestep an emerging Crash Holly who foolishly headbutted the steel steps at ringside! The Holly Cousins had bungled their chances of leaving tonight with the title, but were in for a real challenge tomorrow night on RAW is WAR - in the form of six-man tag team action with Chris Jericho against WWF European Champion William Regal and the Radicalz!
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Back at WWF New York, Michael Cole and Al Snow briefly discussed the chaos that the 24/7 rule was already bestowing upon the new year in the WWF Hardcore Championship division. They began to discuss the Royal Rumble and how much more craziness would take place - starting with the 30-man Royal Rumble match! They noted how it can make or break a WWF Superstar's career forever to win the illustrious, annually-held match, kick-starting their path on the road to WrestleMania! Tonight they had plans to ask The Rock how he was preparing for the Rumble, when all of a sudden Michael Cole revealed that they were receiving a phone call from Sacramento, California!
Answering the call on loudspeaker heard throughout the entertainment complex, we were treated to the obnoxiously broad voice of Tazz! 'The One Man Crime Scene' yelled at WWF New York, saying how badly he wished he could be there on 'Tazz's Show!' Insulted by the fact that he was ordered on the road this weekend, he apologized to all of his New York City fans for having to tolerate the incompetent Al Snow, and that Backstreet Boys boyband, bleached-streaked pitstain Michael Cole tonight. Michael tried to answer the thug back, but Tazz made it clear that he should be in New York City to interview the Rock, and that the two co-hosts would do a terrible job! Al tried to stick up for Michael, telling him he wasn't being the big man he thought he was - even making jokes about his height! Tazz told Al that he was lucky he wasn't there in person, because if Al had told him that to his face he would tear his arm off and punch him out on MTV, in front of the world to see! Michael asked Tazz to get to his point, and he declared that next week on Sunday Night Heat - on MTV - it would once again be 'Tazz's Show' when he returns. Hang up if you can, speak when he lets you!
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A video package aired, taking us back to the massive main event from RAW is WAR. A six-man tag team match of epic proportions took place as the dream team of The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H took on the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit and the Big Show of the Coalition. Though tensions were running high, between the 30-man Royal Rumble match coming up as well as the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match on SmackDown. In the end, it was the dream team that managed to come out on top, but as the three biggest egos in the World Wrestling Federation shared their celebrations in staring one another down, out came a fourth: the Undertaker! Everybody wanted 'the Megastar's title, but there could only be one number one contender to face Kurt Angle, come the Royal Rumble.
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, looking back at the first-ever annual instalment of the Royal Rumble from 1988. In a first for the World Wrestling Federation, twenty WWF Superstars entered at two minute intervals for an over-the-top-rope battle royal that would begin a rich legacy, a landmark for future years to come. In the end Hacksaw Jim Duggan was crowned the inaugural winner, toppling the One Man Gang to leave in a victorious salute, waving his 2x4 high and mightily.
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Back on Sunday Night Heat, Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed the past week of the World Wrestling Federation, particularly that of the mind games in which Raven was trying to pull with driving a wedge between WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi and his boys in Too Cool. A video package aired, taking us back to RAW is WAR. Raven believed he succeeded in showing Grandmaster Sexay the light, convincing him that 'Big Kish' was a selfish man that was only looking out for himself. Scotty 2 Hotty did not believe him for a second, and promptly got beaten down for his troubles. This left Rikishi alone to defend his title against Edge, when the interference of Christian allowed the Canadians to proceed with a two-on-one beating of the 400-pounder, culminating in a rib-cracking Conchairto! On SmackDown, Rikishi turned to his cousin The Rock to overcome the Canadians, whereas for Raven - it would all turn out to be a setup. Defeating Scotty 2 Hotty who was out for revenge, Grandmaster Sexay came to his longtime tag team partner's aid, and the three members of Too Cool and Rikishi were able to run Raven out of the arena through the crowd. 'The Creator's mind tricks were effective, but not enough to bring down the dancing fools.
Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed how the crazed lunatic mind of Raven worked, and that if he had had his way in pulling Too Cool and Rikishi apart from one another - who knew what 'the Creator' was capable of doing. Michael revealed in a Sunday Night Heat exclusive that the WWF Intercontinental Championship would be on the line tomorrow night on RAW is WAR, where Raven challenges Rikishi - to hopefully settle the score!
. 2) Billy Gunn (w/Chyna) def. Joe E. Legend (2:25)'The One' Billy Gunn and 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna announced to the world last week that they had officially started dating, but they weren't the only romance in town. X-Pac reunited with Tori, who helped sabotage Billy's chances of beating his former D-Generation X ally last Monday on RAW is WAR. Worse yet, Chyna also fell to 'the Man' on SmackDown, once again with thanks to Tori's meddling. As the two prepared for mixed tag team competition tomorrow night on RAW with X-Pac and Tori, Billy was geared for combat against the impressionable up-and-comer Joe E. Legend. Legend had declared his entry into the 2001 Royal Rumble match in two weeks time, but immediately the loudmouth stumbled into the hard-hitting blows from the tough Texan in his home state. A tilt-a-whirl slam scored Billy a near fall, but as Gunn showboated to the energetic crowd in attendance, Joe E. was able to surprise him with a neckbreaker out of a jackhammer attempt. Legend rubbed his dominance in Chyna's face as he chopped Gunn hard in the corner, scoring a near fall off of a second rope bulldog. Joe E. was perhaps too brash for his own good as Billy surprised Joe E. with a big dropkick, and a military press slam scored him a near fall. Legend was able to poke the eye of Billy to regain control, but the Hospital Job went reversed into the One and Only, giving Gunn the win.
While Joe E. Legend may require more work to prepare for the 2001 Royal Rumble match, 'the One' Billy Gunn had rebounded from his loss to X-Pac six nights ago on RAW is WAR. He held the ropes for Chyna to enter, as 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' had her hand raised by the gentleman Billy Gunn. The two were all smiles and even pecked one another, no doubt prepared to take on X-Pac and Tori tomorrow night on RAW is WAR.
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We returned to WWF New York, where Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed the Dudley Boyz' triumph over T&A in the No-Disqualification match on RAW is WAR. With Test and Albert now facing their own frustrations with manager Trish Stratus coming off of their WWF Tag Team Championship loss, the Dudley Boyz had found some new unlikely foes - in the Right to Censor. Michael revealed that the match had been announced for the 2001 Royal Rumble - the Dudleys putting the gold on the line against the RTC. A video package aired, taking us back to SmackDown where D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley successfully defeated Kaientai in an impromptu title match. After the match, the WWF Tag Team Champions planned to drive Funaki through their table, when the forces of the Goodfather, Mark Henry and Bull Buchanan took the champs by storm! With Steven Richards and WWF Women's Champion Ivory watching in confidence from the top of the rampway, 'the Secret Weapon' and Goodfather piled the Dudleys on top of their own table for Bull to strike with a diving legdrop. The RTC had their sights set on the titles, but could the numbers game advantage of the group cut short the Dudley Boyz' reign as champs?
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In the backstage area of WWF New York, the Rock's dressing room door was shown. 'The People's Champ' had arrived for Sunday Night Heat on MTV, and would grace the stage to what was sure to be an electrifying response from the people of New York City. The Rock was set for the 2001 Royal Rumble match in two weeks, but first - he was coming up next!
We returned to Sunday Night Heat to see Lance Storm mentally preparing for the main event, where he was scheduled to meet with Triple H. Kevin Kelly approached 'the Pride of Calgary' to get his thoughts, shy of three weeks since their match on RAW is WAR where 'the Game' left victorious. Lance said that he had been hard at it all week, training for this rematch. There was great difference headed into tonight's match than the bout the two had a few weeks ago. The first of all was the fact that it was a new year. It was no longer the year 2000, it was 2001: the year of 'the Calgary Kid'. Storm said that Triple H may have bested him, but that was all in the past where it belonged. In his 2001, Lance had big plans ahead. He would once again taste championship gold, he would enter the Royal Rumble match and he would win it - and the year of 'the Calgary Kid' would start with him beating Triple H tonight.
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Michael Cole and Al Snow conversed about the sharp words of 'the Pride of Calgary', who appeared more upbeat of the prospects that came with the turn of a new calendar year. They discussed Triple H's problems with another Alberta, Canada native in Chris Benoit - noting how Triple H got even for 'the Rabid Wolverine' attacking him on the final edition of SmackDown in the year 2000 this past Monday night on RAW is WAR - just for Benoit to strike back. Walking tall from another backstage assault, Benoit had hopes of dreams of being named the number one contender to the WWF Championship one more time. Benoit's plan would fail however, as 'the Cerebral Assassin' returned to brawl with Benoit out of the arena. This rivalry was heating up as the weeks passed by, a physical game of oneupmanship between 'the Game' and 'the Crippler'.
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Michael Cole and Al Snow changed topics, once again veering back to the 2001 Royal Rumble. With two weeks until the thirteenth annual instalment, the two discussed the current list of entrants into the 30-man Royal Rumble match. With the winner on a one-way road to WrestleMania to challenge for the WWF Championship, so far Triple H, The Rock, Joe E. Legend, Chris Jericho and Lance Storm had thrown their names into the hat of entrants. Snow then revealed that several more names had brought themselves forward to join the melee, including Edge and Christian, the WWF European Champion William Regal and the 500-pound Big Show! Michael and Al discussed the additions before noting that the WWF Championship would also be on the line when Kurt Angle defends against the Undertaker; and as announced earlier tonight - the Dudley Boyz put the WWF Tag Team Championships on the line against the Right to Censor!
The fans exploded as Al Snow fired them up, asking who in WWF New York wanted to see the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Riling the people inside the entertainment complex up, the fans broke into chanting 'the People's Champ's name - Michael Cole bringing out the Rock! The complex erupted in a loud ovation as the smartly dressed 'Brahma Bull' was all smiles and took a hold of the microphone. Declaring that finally the Rock had come back to WWF New York, the people clung to each and every word 'the Great One' said. Declaring that in fourteen sweet days, we would see the Royal Rumble take place. It would be twenty-nine jabronis going one-on-one with 'the Great One', and the Rock was absolutely, guaran-damn-teed to go on to WrestleMania! Rock made himself known that it was something he had done before. It was in this fateful city of New York, just shy of a year ago. The people jumped out of their seats, Madison Square Garden was crammed to the rafters to witness 'the People's Champ' win the 2000 Royal Rumble match. One year later, 363 days on, the Rock will enter the 2001 Royal Rumble, whoop the candyass of twenty-nine other men, and go on to WrestleMania: and once again become the World Wrestling Federation Champion!
The Rock commented on the year that he had had. He had worn and defended the richest prize in this industry, and faced the neverending depths of defeat courtesy of the best that this business had to offer. He had wined and dined on Know Your Role Boulevard outside of the SmackDown Hotel, and he had graced the silver screens of Los Angeles, and hung out with the richest celebrities on Hollywood Boulevard. The Rock had done it all in the year 2001, and that was what he planned to do in the new year. Rock said it didn't matter who the hell was in front of them, because they would be going head over ass over that top rope to the floor below. And the millions, and millions would watch as the Rock conquers each and every single one of them: Chris Jericho, Triple H, the Big Show, Joe E. Legend, Crash Holly, D-Lo Brown, Bull Buchanan, King Kong Bundy, Sgt. Slaughter, even Stone Cold Steve Austin! And then and only then would the Rock stall tall with his head held high: the two-time back-to-back winner of the Royal Rumble match!
Michael Cole tried asking him who he saw walking out of the Royal Rumble as WWF Champion between Kurt Angle and the Undertaker, but Rock had no time for his question. For all 'the People's Champ' cared, he hoped either one of them did. He knew full well about 'the American Badass's clean record at WrestleMania, and he would love to be the man to tarnish that record. But on the other hand...there was Kurt Angle. 'The Megastar', the man that had beaten him at Fully Loaded, beaten him at SummerSlam, and beaten him at the Survivor Series. Though each and every time, it was by the skin of his teeth. There was no doubt in the Rock's mind that the Olympic Gold Medalist was the man to beat in the World Wrestling Federation, and his pals and boozing buddies in the Coalition were responsible for making sure he hung on to that WWF Championship. But it would not go down the same way because it would be at the Showcase of the Immortals. It would be at the Superbowl of Sports Entertainment. It would be at the Grandaddy of 'Em All, WrestleMania. The Rock put his arm around Michael as he told him that the journey was on, 'the Great One' was ready, as was twenty-nine other men. Rock declared that the Road to WrestleMania had officially begun, and it would culminate with the Rock as WWF Champion - if ya smell what the Rock is cookin!' Rock left the stage full of confidence and a presence so electrifying, everybody in the complex could feel it. The Rock was ready for the Royal Rumble match, and more than ready for 2001 to be his year!
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A video package aired, looking back on the latest developments in the ongoing saga between the McMahons. Separated emotionally and financially, Vince McMahon continued his stance in preparing for war against his children Stephanie and Shane McMahon. While 'the Billion Dollar Princess' remained visibly effected by her Chairman father's dismissal of his children, McMahon held the high ground over whom his two participants would be ahead of SmackDown's number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match. On SmackDown however, Stephanie's stance had changed. Believing that her father was out of touch, and trying to keep them down, the sparingly benevolent Vince McMahon declared that 'Daddy's Little Girl' had grown up...becoming a hellcat b*tch! In the action-packed Fatal 4-Way main event, it was the Undertaker who came out triumphant against the forces of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Big Show and Chris Benoit - much to the shock and horror of WWF Champion Kurt Angle. But as 'the American Badass' was heading to the Royal Rumble to challenge for her boyfriend's title, Stephanie and her brother engaged in a screaming match with Vince - culminating in a slap heard throughout the arena! Shane raced after Steph, while a visible smirk appeared on the boss's face. The McMahon war was only just beginning.
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to last year's Royal Rumble match. The new millennium was rang in an electrifying manner, as The Rock triumphed to become the 2000 Rumble winner after reversing a fireman's carry to eliminate the Big Show. 'The Giant' was distraught over the loss, and even fought the final decision following the match, but regardless of the matter, The Rock stood victorious - on the rocky road to WrestleMania.
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Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed the pep rally performed by The Rock moments ago, live on the stage of WWF New York. The whole entertainment complex was buzzing, as they discussed the Royal Rumble match piling up with worthy WWF Superstars that could make a huge name for themselves with the new year ahead. But first came RAW is WAR tomorrow night. We could expect to see Rikishi defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Raven; Chris Jericho team with the Holly Cousins to take on WWF European Champion William Regal and the Radicalz; the WWF Champion Kurt Angle meet face to face with his challenger come the Royal Rumble, the Undertaker; and a barnburner once Stone Cold Steve Austin takes on the Big Show!
. 3) Triple H def. Lance Storm (5:34)In a rare main event, viewers of MTV were about to bare witness to 'the Game' gearing up for competition tonight on Sunday Night Heat. While the score between Triple H and Chris Benoit remained unsettled after the wild brawl he and 'the Rabid Wolverine' engaged in last Thursday night on SmackDown, 'the Game' had unfinished business to attend to in facing Lance Storm in tonight's main event. 'The Calgary Kid' was in full belief that he could beat Triple H, and that 2001 would be the year of Lance Storm. The two met last month on RAW is WAR, but 'the Pride of Calgary' did not believe he could lose twice in a row. Both were also ready for the Royal Rumble match in two weeks, as Triple H quickly overpowered Lance on the opening collar-and-elbow tie-up. 'The Cerebral Assassin' was not about to let up on the Canadian, pounding away at him in the corner, when Storm held his own with a waistlock takedown. Targeting the elbow of 'the Game', he grounded Triple H just for the former WWF Champion to fire back with a Harley Race-style knee strike off the ropes! A DDT scored him a near fall, when Storm struck with a dragon screw leg-whip! Lance went on offense, slamming 'the Game's leg across the ring apron, and applying a leglock. Triple H was able to kick his way free, just for Lance to strike with a low dropkick, before applying a Sharpshooter! Triple H rived in pain, but was able to make the bottom rope. Storm could not believe it and retreated to the top rope, but a diving axe handle went reversed with a big facebuster! Groggy, 'the Calgary Kid' walked straight into the Pedigree, giving Triple H the victory.
It was a trying effort on the part of 'the Cerebral Assassin', but at the end of the match, it was Triple H who was leaving with his hand raised. Lance Storm had given it his all, but the self-proclaimed 'Calgary Kid' was off to a rocky start in what he believed was his year. Triple H was hell bent on retribution on another Canadian - 'the Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit - as his route to the Royal Rumble match continued! |
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 WWF Live! - January 6-7, 2001- K-Kwik def. Tazz
- The Holly Cousins def. The Radicalz and Terri
- Billy Gunn def. Lance Storm
- Rikishi (c) def. Raven by count-out to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin def. The Big Show
- The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan def. Too Cool
- Ivory (c) def. Jacqueline to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. T&A to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships.
- Chris Jericho def. X-Pac
- The Rock and The Undertaker def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit
- The Holly Cousins def. The Radicalz and Terri
- Tazz def. K-Kwik
- Steve Blackman (c) def. Lance Storm to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship.
- The APA def. T&A
- Rikishi (c) def. Raven by disqualification to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. Edge and Christian, Too Cool & The Right to Censor in a Four Corners match to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships.
- Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho
- Billy Gunn def. X-Pac
- Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Big Show
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Post by DTP. on Nov 18, 2020 8:34:24 GMT -5
 RAW is WAR - January 8, 2001
San Jose Arena in San Jose, California
Live on TNN
A video package aired, taking us back to SmackDown. With his number one contender to be named, the WWF Champion watched as the Fatal 4-Way match was rounded out. Vince McMahon named the Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin as his two choices for the main event, opposing Coalition allies, Chris Benoit and the Big Show. 'The Rabid Wolverine' was edging on victory, when Triple H hit the ring to avenge a backstage assault from earlier on that night. 'The Game' plucked Benoit from the situation with another fight, allowing 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to close in just for the 'the Megastar' to involve himself! Austin fought with Angle at ringside, while the Undertaker was able to put away 'the Giant!' 'The American Badass' was en route to the Royal Rumble, challenging Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship to a look of shock. Backstage, a major McMahon argument unfolded. Disputing the number one contender, Stephanie and Shane McMahon lashed out at their father. Suddenly the Chairman received a slap, from none other than 'Daddy's Little Girl!' Vince was left with a look of disbelief on his face - the first shot fired in the McMahon Family War.
The opening video package aired, taking us to the San Jose Arena in California! Pyrotechnics plummeted across the stage, lighting up the sold out crowd in attendance! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to RAW is WAR, less than two weeks from the thirteenth annual Royal Rumble! With a number one contender named, J.R. and 'the King' revealed that WWF Champion Kurt Angle was scheduled to meet the Undertaker in the ring tonight face to face! Plus, The Rock was set to go one-on-one with Chris Benoit; and the Big Show would look to settle his dispute with Stone Cold Steve Austin!
1) Raven def. Rikishi (c) to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship (4:27) In the WWF Intercontinental Champion's mind, this confrontation had been weeks in the making. Raven set out to expose the 400-pound Samoan as a fraudulent hero, even plotting to try and drive a wedge between Rikishi and his buddies, Too Cool. Ready to teach Raven about respect, 'Big Kish' walked into this match with a broken rib sustained at the hands of Edge and Christian last week. 'The Creator' was sat in the corner as Rikishi came stomping out to the ring, and the 400-pounder immediately rushed him with hard hits. A big back body drop and superkick sent Raven down to the corner, and a thump led to the Stinkface! Raven dropped to the floor to catch his breath, sadistically smirking all the way. Rikishi was sick and tired of his games, following the enigma out to the floor just for Raven to turn the tide with a drop toe hold into the steps! Attacking the bandaged ribs of the husky Samoan, Raven trash talked the big man and scored a close two count with a hangman's neckbreaker. The challenger wrenched the neck until the champ was able to headbutt Raven away. Rikishi fired back with a Samoan drop, when Raven took off from the second rope with a sunset flip - Rikishi dropping the cheeks on Raven for two! Rikishi charged with a thump in the corner but Raven dragged the referee in the way! Bailing to the floor, Rikishi reached for his hair when Raven clubbed 'Big Kish' with a crowbar to the ribs! The Evenflow DDT followed - and a new champion was crowned!
One week into the year 2001, the World Wrestling Federation had seen its first new champion crowned, as Raven clasped his hands on the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Laughing to himself in the corner, he watched as an agonized Rikishi laid in pain on the canvas. 'Big Kish' had been dethroned, made possible by a brutal crowbar shot to his broken rib! 'The Creator' paraded at ringside, laughing incredulously with the title raised high.
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In the parking lot of San Jose Arena, Shane and Stephanie McMahon stepped from their limousine. All smiles, the McMahon children lacked remorse for 'the Billion Dollar Princess's slap heard around sports entertainment last Thursday night. Kevin Kelly approached the siblings informing them that their father Vince McMahon was already here. Shane mimed the Chairman's signature strut, while Steph handled the talking. She knew exactly what everybody wanted to know, and her answer was that she was not sorry for slapping her Dad across the face. What she would be sorry for however, was what the 500-pound gorilla the Big Show would do to Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight. But it would not just be any normal match - instead, a No-Disqualification match!
A replay aired, reviewing the decision of the WWF Intercontinental Championship match between Rikishi and Raven, where 'the Creator' was able to win the title after utilizing the crowbar against 'Big Kish's ribcage. During the break, the new champ Raven sauntered through the curtain after a sickeningly positive celebration. Jonathan Coachman was quick to get the enigma's thoughts, and Raven looked at him funny. Raven told the people that he did exactly what he set out to do: he Pinpointed a weakness, then went in for the kill. It was Evenflow from there. Raven cited himself as not being materialistic, though he was glad to have harnessed a souvenir. It would prove to be a reminder that he had overcome the cruel treatment of his stepmother, and brutal beatings of his father. Most importantly, it was a souvenir for the time he took away two things from a selfish and pitiful clown like Rikishi - his gold, and his health! Raven cackled and draped the title over his shoulder, pleased with what he had done.
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In the building, Terri suggestively strutted down the rampway, a great amount of cleavage on display to rally the Radicalz into six-man tag team action. Perry Saturn kissed 'the She-Devil' in the ring while Dean Malenko stretched, when WWF European Champion William Regal arrived to join his teammates. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' demanded the attention of the capacity San Jose crowd, remarking that what happened on SmackDown was a nonsense. All he tried to do was teach that filthy little Canadian toad Chris Jericho a lesson, not cause a civil war. If anything Y2J was out of his depths, believing that without Brits like him, Canada would still be drinking from the toilet and eating mould for breakfast! William said Chris Jericho was uncivilized scum, and that if there was one way of getting back at him - he would beat Y2J and the Holly Cousins tonight, and win the Royal Rumble match for the love of his country!
Regal kindly thanked the people with a smile on his face, when the countdown began, bringing out Chris Jericho following a pyrotechnics blast! Y2J apologized in a British accent, for the audacity of the besmirched Englishman in the ring. Decreeing William Regal as a dirty swine that liked touching himself, Y2J claimed 'the Goodwill Ambassador' belonged in one of two places: a nuthouse, or behind the dumpsters out back of the arena, with his Union Jackass undies around his ankles! Regal and the Radicalz were appalled, when Y2J ordered them all to shut the hell up. While the Royal Rumble match would see him tossing twenty-nine jackasses over the top rope to have his ticket stamped for WrestleMania - tonight, he was ready to bust some heads, with the help of the fighting Holly Cousins! Hardcore led the way for Crash and Molly Holly - Jericho and the Hollys hitting the ring!
2) Chris Jericho and the Holly Cousins (w/Molly Holly) def. WWF European Champion William Regal and the Radicalz (w/Terri) (4:55)The WWF European Champion got into hot water with the Chairman last week on SmackDown, William Regal's failing in warming up to both McMahon Family War parties. Vince saw through 'the Goodwill Ambassador's hospitality and ordered him against Chris Jericho. Y2J was on the cusp of winning the Brit's title, when Regal tactically got himself disqualified. The Radicalz had bad blood with the Canadian and joined in on the beating, but the Holly Cousins came to his aid. The match started in chaos as Y2J and the Holly Cousins engaged in a brawl with Regal, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko. It broke down and Jericho caught Regal with a flying forearm before tagging in Hardcore Holly. He scored a brainbuster on Regal when Crash came in with a diving elbow drop for a near fall. Terri pursued Crash to distract him, allowing Regal to strike with a knee lift! Saturn and Malenko pounded on Crash, a double backbreaker scoring a two count. Regal maintained a straight-jacket sleeper on Crash who finally got out into a victory roll, when Malenko stopped Crash from tagging! Malenko tried a Tiger Bomb when Crash reversed with a sunset flip and made the tag to Y2J! Jericho cleaned house of the Radicalz and looked for the Walls of Jericho on Regal when Terri got into the ring, warming up to Y2J. Moly Holly struck Terri with a northern lights suplex, while Hardcore scored the Alabama Slam on Malenko! Jericho followed with the Lionsault, picking up the three count!
A hard-fought victory resulted in Chris Jericho picking up another victory, and the Holly Cousins raised one another's hands the winners. Perry Saturn helped his girlfriend to her feet on the floor, while WWF European Champion William Regal was spotted backing up the rampway. Y2J was ready for the Royal Rumble match in thirteen days, but 'the Goodwill Ambassador' had similar ideas in mind!
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Vince McMahon met with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco in the corridors of San Jose Arena, when Kevin Kelly approached the Chairman for comment after what happened last week on SmackDown. Mistaking Kevin for his "friend" Jonathan Coachman, Vince told "Coach" that what happened on SmackDown was the type of thing he expected from raising a daughter - a teenage daughter furious she could sneak out to see her little boyfriend, throwing a tantrum. Vince declared the WWF Championship would be defended at the Royal Rumble against the Undertaker, which spelled bad news for 'the Megastar' and 'Daddy's Little Girl'. Vince knew perfectly well about Stephanie McMahon's plans for Stone Cold Steve Austin to meet Big Show in a No-Disqualification match. Unfortunately, he was the boss around here - and he could overturn any decisions. The Chairman reiterated that Austin and Show would meet tonight - in a standard one-on-one encounter!
Stone Cold Steve Austin watched Vince McMahon and the Stooges on a backstage monitor, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' gulping down a cold Steveweiser, before bashing the can against the wall. Stone Cold exited his dressing room, apparently heading for the ring - up next!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to the 1997 Royal Rumble. Stone Cold Steve Austin eliminated a record-breaking 10 participants before engaging in controversy with Bret 'Hitman' Hart. Bret eliminated Stone Cold while the referees were busy restraining the Undertaker and Vader from battle, and this allowed 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to re-enter and dump 'the Hitman' from the ring to be declared victorious. To this day, Austin was the holder of most eliminations in a Royal Rumble match - but would it go beaten in thirteen days?
The glass shattered in San Jose, the California crowd exploding upon the sight of Stone Cold Steve Austin! With his recent dispute with the Big Show fresh on his mind, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' stomped down to the ring ahead of battle against 'the Giant' later tonight. In leather jacket and jean shorts, 'the Rattlesnake' began talking about the competition in the World Wrestling Federation. He said that business was a lot different than how it used to be, before he was sidelined with a broken neck. He reminisced to last week on SmackDown, where he fought his ass off to become the number one contender against the Undertaker, Big Show and Chris Benoit. Austin hauled ass and gave Big Show the Stunner, but when Austin could practically smell the opportunity, it was because of that bullsh*t sniffing Kurt Angle, hot on his heels to screw him out of the title shot! 'The Megastar' was a guy Austin did not respect, would not forgive and would not forget. He guaranteed that Kurt Angle would get his, but whether it was the Olympic Gold Medalist or 'the American Badass' going to WrestleMania, Austin planned on meeting them there. Stone Cold declared himself a part of the 2001 Royal Rumble match, and warned the Superstars that this wasn't his first rodeo. He not only won the 1997 Royal Rumble match, but the 1998 Royal Rumble match as well. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' would not be playing around, and he would be going to WrestleMania to reclaim the thing missing from his shoulder the past seventeen months - the WWF Championship!
The Big Show made his way out to the rampway with Shane McMahon backing him. The 500-pounder was in a foul mood coming off of the defeat in the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match on SmackDown. Shane arrogantly asked Stone Cold if he was forgetting something to which Austin replied that he sure as hell didn't forget what the Big Show did to him two weeks ago. Shane reminded everybody and provided video footage: Show dropping Austin with the Final Cut, making him suffer eternal bleeding, and making it hard for 'the Rattlesnake' to stand! Shane said that it was great to hear that the Texan was in a fighting mood, on his way to compete in the Royal Rumble match, but Shane sensed he was underestimating his opposition, because Big Show was also entering the 2001 Rumble! McMahon said that 'the Giant' was screwed out of it one year ago, but he hadn't forgotten either. Whether it was the Rock, Triple H or Steve Austin in his way, the 500-pound animal was going to make up for lost time. Austin mocked Shane and called the both of them crybabies, when Show took over. He planned to make Austin taste his own blood, because he was still a 'Big Nasty Bastard' in every sense of the word! Austin proposed the Coalition's plan was to try and eliminate Stone Cold before he even got to the Rumble, and whether Shane and Show's plans included beating Austin like the dog he was, just like when he made him taste his own blood.
Hating to break it to the Coalition, he reminded them his name was Stone Cold Steve Austin. He was 'the Texas Rattlesnake', and that sure as hell meant that he wasn't afraid of any man, be it Shane McMahon or Big Show. Austin said that he'd been to hell and back, getting hit by a car at high-impact speed. He'd survived a career-threatening neck surgery, missed a year of what he loved doing more than anything else. He'd beaten the best WWF Superstars there are today, and said a little drop of blood in a toilet bowl wasn't about to stop Stone Cold, neither would a big, hairy bastard like 'the Giant'. Stone Cold referenced Vince and Stephanie McMahon's warring ideas for their match tonight, but told Big Show in confidence that whether it was a normal singles match, or a No-Disqualification match, Stone Cold was going to open up a can of whoopass on the Big Show tonight, and walk his fat ass dry! Shane answered and warned Austin would be regretful, declaring instead that tonight's match would be a Last Man Standing match! Austin didn't feel like waiting long, coming Big Show and Shane McMahon's way, 'the Giant' ready and waiting for Austin to come and fight! Stone Cold made it halfway up the rampway and mouthed off to Big Show - before flipping he and Shane O'Mac off instead! Austin returned to the ring to salute to the people, while Show and Shane frowned in response. Austin was patiently waiting for tonight, much like he was the Royal Rumble!
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WWF Champion Kurt Angle sat on the couch with his arm around Stephanie McMahon, who badmouthed Stone Cold Steve Austin for what he told Big Show and Shane McMahon. Steph asked her boyfriend if he was worried about any of this, but Kurt denied it. As a matter of fact, Kurt was so confident he believed he could freeze vodka. As far as the Undertaker come the Royal Rumble, Angle was what the kids would consider - chill. The camera panned to see Edge and Christian on the couch across the room, an uncomfortable expression on their faces. Angle stood up and comforted 'the Billion Dollar Princess's concerns, knowing he could beat the Undertaker: just like they all knew he could beat the Undertaker too! The room fell silent. Steph asked what he was going to do tonight, and Angle explained the plan he had in store for 'the Deadman', and how he'd have all the help he needed in Team ECK. Edge and Christian were fearful of the situation, while Kurt put them at ease. He believed with their help, tonight would go great!
Back live, Chris Benoit was in his locker room reviewing footage captured from the brawl with Triple H last week on SmackDown. 'The Rabid Wolverine' was interrupted by Michael Cole, who innocuously wanted to get his thoughts on The Rock. Benoit chuckled, reminding Michael of the 'good times' he and 'the People's Champ' shared. They were enemies, he'd made Rock squeal in pain, and sworn him to be a false idol. Noting the irony, he discussed just how low 'the Great One' had degraded himself to in recent months. Unable to get the job done against Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship was one thing, but now Rock foolishly thought he had a chance of winning the Royal Rumble for a second year in a row. Benoit called it the stubbornness of a man waiting to be let down. He and Rock had unfinished business, but he would break Rock yet, because he was the best damn technical wrestler in the World Wrestling Federation. Benoit dared Rock to prove him wrong when Cole asked about 'the Game'. Benoit stood up and told him that Triple H was welcome to watch him dismantle Rock tonight.
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3) Billy Gunn and Chyna def. X-Pac and Tori (3:22)
Since betraying D-Generation X at the Survivor Series, X-Pac's past continued to haunt him. After losing the Lumberjack match to Triple H, 'the Man' took issue to a new budding romance between former DX allies Chyna and 'the One' Billy Gunn. If it wasn't for the return of his girlfriend Tori last week, X-Pac may not have gotten the job done against Billy nor 'the Ninth Wonder of the World'. Tired of Tori's interference, an intergender tag team match was set to take place, and it was clear from the Playboy covergirl's arrival that Tori wanted no part of Chyna. 'The Man' kissed Tori before the bell when Billy Gunn jumped him, tossing X-Pac across the ring with a hiptoss! The newest couple on the block showed off some tag team chemistry as Chyna joined Billy with a military press slam on X-Pac, and Chyna scored a near fall from a clothesline when X-Pac was able to take charge with a roundhouse kick. Tori tagged in to pick the scraps of Chyna with some stomps and a suplex, when X-Pac came in for the insulting Bronco Buster. 'The Man' got into an argument with Billy when Chyna struck with the sleeper slam, allowing the tag to be made to Billy! Gunn duked it out with X-Pac and tried for the Fame-Asser just for X-Pac to tag out to Tori. Nervously she entered as X-Pac decided to walk out on his girlfriend! Billy grabbed her by the hair and tagged in Chyna, who licked her lips at the sight of Tori! Tori struggled to break away, but a Powerbomb gave Chyna the three count!
Chyna had her hand raised in victory after the match, while X-Pac had distanced himself from the situation! 'The One' Billy Gunn ran his mouth at 'the Man' for being too cowardly to face them, while X-Pac instead decided to shrug off he and 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', abandoning his girlfriend! Tori was left laying in the ring while Billy celebrated with Chyna before embracing in a sudden peck on the cheek of the Playboy covergirl. What awaited this newly dating couple, with Chyna's career beginning to take off?
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Cameras caught up in the halls where T&A were going at it with Albert arguing with Test over where Trish Stratus stood with them! 'The Freight Train' was determined in his belief that Trish was the reason they could no longer challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships, and that she was the person to blame for it! Test refuted the claims, the tall Canadian getting in Albert's face and saying that if it wasn't for Trish they would have gotten no place near the titles to begin with! Test argued that Trish had gotten them where they are, but Albert insisted that Trish was at fault and they would be better off without a woman telling them what to do. Awkwardly, Trish Stratus spoke up behind them. Albert was vexed and warned her not to screw it up for T&A tonight. Test demanded Albert shut his mouth before he took his jaw off, the boys leaving. Trish shook her head in shame.
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The Rock was seen leaving his dressing room. Electricity was in the air, 'the People's Champ' navigating the halls of the backstage area. In just a few moments he was set to meet Chris Benoit in what was sure to be another ferocious battle. With the Royal Rumble match awaiting him, 'the Great One' knew he had to first get past 'the Rabid Wolverine' - but it would not be an easy task - up next!
Back live on RAW is WAR, Vince McMahon was sat at his desk with Kevin Kelly beside him. Wanting to discuss the decisions attempted to be made by his children, the Chairman stressed that there were rules in place that he fully understood Stephanie and Shane McMahon to fail to understand. Discussing the hierarchy, he understood how thick-skulled his naive kids could be, but that at the end of the day - Vincent Kennedy McMahon was the Chairman, the Owner, and the be-all, end-all! Vince reflected on the list of stipulations that Stone Cold Steve Austin and Big Show were scheduled to compete in tonight, from a singles match, to a No-Disqualification match, to a Last Man Standing match. The boss claimed that it was poor business by the other McMahons, and in nobody's best interests to see Austin and Show tear each other apart in such a way. But, he was willing to relax his previous stance. Vince declared that if Austin and Show liked talking about blood so much, he was officially making their match tonight a First Blood match! A smiling Vince closed by urging Shane and Steph to come see him if they found any problem with that decision.
. 4) Chris Benoit def. The Rock by disqualification (7:14)
The Royal Rumble match on 'the Great One's mind, the Rock first had to go through a career rival in 'the Rabid Wolverine'. Chris Benoit's chances of being crowned number one contender to the WWF Championship were cost last Thursday night on SmackDown by Triple H, and while Benoit had to be thinking about 'the Game', he knew well of the history he shared with the Rock. The Rock dared to lock up with Benoit, initially holding his own, Benoit was able to trick him down to the canvas. Wrestling him to the mat, Benoit tightly applied a waistlock when Rock forced him back into the corner. Rock struck with right hands, blocking a kick with the dragon screw! Rock tried for the Sharpshooter, but Benoit was able to make the ropes. Following with a Samoan drop for a near fall, Benoit was able to come back with a swift snap suplex! 'The Wolverine' went to work on 'the Brahma Bull', sending him shoulder-first into the ring post! It was enough to target his shoulder, and Benoit followed pressing Rock chest-first across the desk of the announce table. To make matters worse Benoit locked in the Crossface on the Rock, right on top of the announce table!
'The Great One' was in trouble as Chris Benoit continued to try and divide the shoulder from the rest of the body, an armbar locked in tight while the Rock struggled to fight it. San Jose was in full support of the Samoan as he tried his best to fight him off, punching his way free. Benoit drove a knee into his abdomen before sending him into the ropes, but Rock responded with a floatover DDT! Nipping to his feet, Rock emerged with a Sharpshooter on Benoit, on the verge of submission to another Alberta-native's agonizing hold, yet the Canadian was able to reach for the ropes! Fired up and ready for more, Rock repeatedly drilled Chris with right hands before being restrained by the official. It gave Benoit the opening to catch Rock with a big German suplex, and he headed to the top rope and soared with a Diving Headbutt - but Rock was able to roll out of the way. Rock stalked Benoit, but a Rock Bottom went reversed into the Crossface! Rock was in trouble, but managed to make the bottom rope! Incensed, 'the Rabid Wolverine' left the ring to grab a steel chair. Slamming it across the steel steps, he had cruel intentions. Benoit risked disqualification as he sized Rock up, when Triple H stormed the ring, ducking the chair and spearing Benoit to the mat!
'The Cerebral Assassin' was far from finished with Chris Benoit, evident as he hammered away at 'the Rabid Wolverine!' Triple H looked for the Pedigree on the Canadian, when the calculated 'Crippler' fired back with some hard chops of his own! Benoit kicked Triple H low and picked up the steel chair, but 'the Game' responded with a high knee to the face, sending Benoit from the ring! A seething Triple H was left standing tall in the ring when the Rock confronted him. 'The Brahma Bull' talked trash to another longtime rival, clearly angry at the disqualification loss caused tonight. The two exchanged words, both men entrants in the Royal Rumble match in two weeks. Triple H turned to leave when Rock roped him in for the Rock Bottom! Benoit was left seated on the rampway, glaring a hole through 'the People's Champ'.
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The WWF Champion Kurt Angle was seen walking the halls with Edge and Christian behind him. 'The Megastar' was scheduled to meet his Royal Rumble opponent in the middle of the ring, and despite the Undertaker ahead, the Olympic Gold Medalist appeared highly confident, and was proud of whatever plan Team ECK had assembled. The Canadian brothers did not appear as optimistic, clearly concerned at the prospect of what 'the American Badass' would do. We would find out what the plan was - next!
Back live, the WWF Champion's teammates Edge and Christian made their way out to the ring. The leader of the Coalition was set to meet his Royal Rumble opponent the Undertaker in the ring tonight, but instead sent his buddies Edge and Christian out first. Duffle bags with them, two-thirds of Team ECK emerged in the ring to loud boos from the San Jose crowd. Christian let out a hearty greeting to all of their fans in California before promptly claiming how he knew how far-and-in-between it was for a city of this calibre to find any excitement. Edge chimed in, letting them know to have no fear, Team ECK were back together for a Five Second Pose they would never forget! Christian talked about the Royal Rumble in less than two weeks, how the man of Three Is planned to conquer yet another challenger to the WWF Championship. Edge discussed the Undertaker's legacy, noting how he had over a decade of destruction under his belt. 'The American Badass' had beaten the best WWF Superstars that had ever been, was a former three-time WWF Champion, and was once dead like a zombie...but now a biker? Christian noted besides the hoodwinked hootenanny that 'the Deadman' had pulled, that did not deter their fearless leader at all. Edge believed Kurt Angle was not afraid - he had beaten only the very best that the World Wrestling Federation had to offer.
He had been a WWF Superstar for a mere fourteen months, but was already arguably one of the greatest of all-time! Christian said that Kurt was more than just a fierce competitor, he was a fearless leader, a noble mentor, and a true friend. Christian made way for an epic introduction for a true American Hero, real Olympic Gold Medalist and King of the Ring. Now 'the Megastar', he welcomed two-time and current WWF Champion: Kurt Angle! Instead, the lights went out and a gong was heard. Limp Bizkit started blasting through the building and Edge and Christian feigned panic, as a motorcycle's hum went revealed: it was Kurt Angle riding a scooter out to ringside! 'The Megastar' was full of it, donning a beanie hat, sunshades and Deadman Inc. shirt synonymous with 'the American Badass!' Parking it up and cautiously stepping off, Angle was despised as he climbed into the ring, revealing Edge and Christian too had Undertaker's gear on. The trio posed for a Five Second Pose to the loud boos, when suddenly the real Undertaker showed up on the stage! Acknowledging the scooter parked up, 'the American Badass' couldn't help but smirk, marching down the rampway. He climbed into the ring to confront the WWF Champion who was guarded by Edge and Christian. 'The Deadman' coolly told the Coalition trio that he was just in the neighborhood and thought he'd stop by. Admitting how cute the Olympian looked hiding behind his cronies, it looked like Kurt Angle was taking it remarkably well. Hoping that Team ECK were having a damn good time, the Undertaker was glad to know he was getting it out of his system, yet recommended they cease and desist before he saved them the hassle!
'The American Badass' explained that he went from claiming souls to taking gold, and the Royal Rumble would be a big night for Deadman Inc. It had been a decade of destruction, but he was looking forward to January 21. Undertaker watched as all of the boys fell at Kurt Angle's feet - The Rock, Triple H, Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Though when 'the Deadman' looked at Kurt, he didn't see a 'Megastar'. Undertaker saw a p*ssy wearing his colors! Angle began losing his cool, telling 'the American Badass' that he had no right getting off the way he did. For a guy that had been in the World Wrestling Federation for just over a year, Kurt Angle bragged about being a two-time WWF Champion, and noted the Undertaker was going into his eleventh year as a WWF Superstar, but what was the veteran's excuse for being a measly three-time WWF Champion? Undertaker towered over 'the Megastar', warning him that he may not bury people alive anymore, but he was still down with the devil. Undertaker declared come Royal Rumble he would make a man out of Kurt Angle, and if his boys in the Coalition got involved he would make them pay too! The staredown was on, when the Canadians blind-sighted the number one contender with Angle heading the beating. Undertaker bit back, tossing Angle from the ring with great ease! Angle watched in terror as Undertaker struck Edge with a Chokeslam, before planting Christian with the Last Ride! The WWF Champion's friends decimated, Undertaker pursued Angle up the ramp, before turning back and booting his scooter to the floor! Angle's fears of becoming a casualty of Deadman Inc, come the Royal Rumble were very much real now.
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Shane McMahon was in the Coalition's dressing room complaining to Stephanie McMahon and the Big Show about their father. In disbelief at the head games their father was playing, Shane decreed regardless of the stipulation, Big Show would demolish 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. Stephanie was busy fuming over the state of Edge, Christian and boyfriend Kurt Angle after what the Undertaker did moments ago. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' was concerned about 'the Megastar', when Shane theorized that Vince was only doing this on account of her slapping their Dad last week on SmackDown. Steph refused to go apologize to her old man, when the 500-pounder spoke up. Smirking, Big Show suggested he go and have a word with the old man instead.
A replay aired, taking us back to what happened moments ago. The WWF Champion mimicked the presence of 'the American Badass', but the Undertaker would clean house of Edge and Christian before kicking 'the Megastar's scooter over. Back live, the Undertaker prepared to leave on his motorcycle when Michael Cole rushed to meet 'the Deadman'. Reiterating his point that the WWF Championship was his for the taking, he reminded Michael of how the people used to call him 'the Grim Reaper'. He liked that nickname and found it appropriate for what would happen at the Royal Rumble. Undertaker didn't care how many gold medals, titles or accomplishments Kurt had won in his little career, and he didn't care about what the McMahons or the Coalition thought about it either. What Undertaker did care about was the fear he could smell on Kurt Angle, and he promised to make 'the Megastar' famous in thirteen days. Undertaker rode off into the night on his motorcycle, fighting words spoken.
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Joe E. Legend was stood in the ring having the time of his life, insulting the San Jose Sharks, as well as the San Francisco 49ers! Joe E. didn't care where he was, he hated California and was fed up with their hostile reception. All Legend knew that he was more than a star in the making, he was a Legend in the making! Believing he would win the Royal Rumble match and go on to WrestleMania, the WWF Hardcore Champion Steve Blackman came storming to the ring - kendo stick and trash can in hand!
5) Steve Blackman (c) def. Joe E. Legend to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (2:21)
The 24/7 rule had seen challengers interfering in the WWF Hardcore Champion's business but it was rare that 'the Lethal Weapon' was picking a fight with Joe E. Legend. Blackman was also announced as a participant in the 2001 Royal Rumble match, and as the no-nonsense martial artist hit the ring, Joe E. immediately bailed. A chase around the ringside area followed, Legend met with an errant kendo stick shot! The champ struck with blow after blow with the cane, when Joe E. low blowed to gain control. The challenger grabbed the trash can and clocked Blackman before dumping the garbage inside on the champ. Brash and arrogant in his attack, Blackman cut Joe E. off with a pump kick. Blackman left the ring and tossed Legend a kendo stick of his own, challenging him to a sword fight! Joe E. was egotistical and grasped the cane like a lightsaber, prompting Blackman to cane him relentlessly! Blackman closed in when Tazz came from behind with the Tazzmission! Blackman freed himself with a cane shot to the face of 'the One Man Crime Scene', before a pump kick to the trash can Legend held allowed him to retain the title!
Steve Blackman came out on top against the forces of Joe E. Legend as well as 'the One Man Crime Scene' Tazz. The WWF Hardcore Champion claimed his prize and wisely left in a hurry, avoiding another ambush. Blackman, Legend and Tazz were all announced members of the 2001 Royal Rumble match, and one could only imagine the hijinks that could ensue with the 24/7 rule alive and active.
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Triple H was seen stomping back and forth in a fit of rage. 'The Game' was not satisfied with the attack on Chris Benoit earlier tonight when he turned to come face to face with The Rock. The two rivals stared each another down, 'the People's Champ' explaining why he left Triple H laying. Rock didn't need 'the Game' to hold his hand because he was a big boy - bigger than he could ever imagine - and that they may be on better terms now than what they were, he had to remember there could be only one Royal Rumble winner. Rock stated it would be him, but Triple H chuckled. He asked Rock how many times they had fought, and noted 'The Game' didn't care about Rock's hopes or dreams of WrestleMania: all he cared about was his own path to redemption. Triple H understood the Rock Bottom, but told Rock in the Royal Rumble match it was Game on. Rock feigned laughing, before raising his palm at 'the Game' and gesturing him to Just Bring It.
Vince McMahon was working away in his office when the Chairman heard the door slam. Calling for Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco, instead the Big Show showed up! The 500-pounder slammed his fists on the desk, putting his giant hand through the wood! Show asked Vince to reconsider his actions and grant Shane and Stephanie McMahon more power. Stubbornly, Vince refused to be intimidated, knowing exactly what this was about. If his children believed they could send a giant ape like 'the Giant' to scare him, it wouldn't work. Vince warned no matter how big or tough Show was, he would continue to make life difficult for Shane and Steph because it was the only way they would understand what it was like being in charge! Show took Vince's nameplate and bended it in half, but Vince scowled believing they didn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what he did. Demanding he leave or be removed from the Royal Rumble match, Big Show chuckled and advised Vince lighten up. Besides, once he was through with his biggest rival Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight, the boss may take the Coalition a little more seriously!
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Back inside the arena, the Right to Censor had occupied the ring! A table was set up in the middle, with Steven Richards standing in front of his troops: the Goodfather, Bull Buchanan, WWF Women's Champion Ivory and Mark Henry. With a microphone in hand, Steven delightfully pointed out how the party was about to truly take place! In less than two weeks, Steven was excited about the opportunity ahead of the RTC as they look to have a highly successful outing at the thirteenth annual Royal Rumble! Richards noted how they were bringing the fight to the good fight, and it was finally starting to come to fruition. Pointing out some of the fans in attendance dressed in white shirts and black ties, Steven began to rant about how at the Rumble they would add more gold to their strength in numbers when the group takes the Dudley Boyz out to pasture for the become WWF Tag Team Championships! Ivory was so proud of all the happy RTC members that walked among them in California, that despite the social and moral corruption that plagued the World Wrestling Federation, it was great to see the difference they were making - and would continue to make by adding gold, and turning the tables on wrong doers! Bull Buchanan was sickened by what D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley did for fun, not understanding their fetishism for tables one bit.
Bull Buchanan predicted the WWF would be a far better place once the RTC take the Dudleys out in two weeks when prematurely, Kaientai made their way out to the stage! Waving their Japanese flags, Taka Michinoku and Funaki appeared to be coming out to thank the Right to Censor for saving their tails from the Dudley Boyz last Thursday night on SmackDown. With their deep and dramatically dubbed voices, Taka and Funaki did a 180 and were insulted by not just stolen thunder, but their dress sense and elevated moral highground. The duo declared the RTC as "EVIL" before revealing their plot to seek revenge, heading down to the ring. The Japanese duo tried to take the group out despite the strength in numbers, and Taka immediately soared off the top rope into the waiting arms of a Mark Henry powerslam! Funaki couldn't even knock Goodfather off his feet, when Ivory nailed him with the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Over the microphone, Steven called the shots as Goodfather powerbombed Funaki through the table when the Dudley Boyz hit the ring! The WWF Tag Team Champions had no care for the RTC's strength in numbers, quickly cleaning house of Buchanan, Henry and Goodfather! The RTC evacuated for the floor, but the Dudleys were far from finished with them. Who would walk out the champs at the Royal Rumble? .
Backstage X-Pac was seen leaving the arena, a satisfied smirk on his face. He was paused by the sight of Chris Jericho leaned against a wall in the background, applauding 'the Man' on what kind of "man" he was. Believing he was more of a manchild, Y2J was talking about what he did to that jezebel Tori earlier tonight. X-Pac responded by telling Jericho to shut his mouth - it was none of his business. Jericho begged to differ, how his actions said exactly what the world had been thinking for years: that X-Pac as a greasy little jackass just wanted to have his head kicked off. X-Pac pie-faced Jericho and the scrap was on, Jericho tackling X-Pac against some steel shutters! X-Pac got the upperhand when Y2J tripped him, looking for the Walls of Jericho! The Canadian almost got it applied, when William Regal clubbed Y2J from behind! The WWF European Champion was getting his revenge for earlier tonight, as X-Pac and Regal put the boots to Y2J until officials pulled them away!
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Meanwhile, the APA were in their office discussing the Royal Rumble match. The two were gearing up ahead of battle against T&A, but Bradshaw made note of how it was thirty men, with only one winner. That meant it was every man for himself, and Faarooq smirked, letting the Texan know that the best man would win. The duo left for the ring - in action up next!
WWF Womens Champion Ivory was seen walking the halls with Mark Henry, the champ furious after what just happened with the Dudley Boyz cleaning house of the Right to Censor. Ivory grovelled while 'the Secret Weapon' agreed with every word. They came across 'the One' Billy Gunn sharing an intimate moment with Chyna, Ivory excusing them from public displays of affection. Billy asked the RTC duo if their cuddling was bothering them. Ivory lectured Billy on how unpleasant it was to witness such a heinous act, when 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' towered over her! Chyna understood it had to be hard for Ivory, having not had sex in so long. Especially considering just how many of the boys in the locker rooms she'd been with before the Right to Censor came along! Ivory spoke up but Chyna implied Ivory and Mark Henry had an affair going on, causing the 400-pounder to square up to Chyna! The Playboy covergirl grinned and reintroduced herself to Mark, reminding Ivory of the "romance" the two of them once shared. Chyna and Billy left holding hands, wishing Mark and Ivory the best as a couple! Ivory and Henry were left furious.
. 6) The APA def. T&A (w/Trish Stratus) (3:38)The unfortunate methods of Trish Stratus was proving to be T&A's weakness coming off of their last WWF Tag Team Championship opportunity for a while last week on RAW is WAR. Albert wanted nothing to do with Trish however, while Test cited the strategic agent as the reason for the vast majority of their success. After suffering a loss in six-person tag team action to the APA and Jacqueline last Thursday on SmackDown, the APA plotted to take revenge for T&A wrecking their office several weeks ago. The fight began with Test and Albert jumping Bradshaw and Faarooq from the get-go, 'the Freight Train' scoring a near fall from a bicycle kick to Bradshaw. T&A began to dissect him with Test's sidewalk slam, and a splash in the corner by Albert followed with a big boot from Test for another near fall. Faarooq made the tag and caught an inbound Test with a powerslam before getting Albert up for a spinebuster for a near fall. Test jumped him when Bradshaw came in for the save. A four-man brawl commenced, when Albert rushed Faarooq just to accidentally send Trish Stratus tumbling from the apron! Test clouted Faarooq with a pumphandle slam before getting in Albert's face about harming Trish! T&A's dissension cost them, as a Clothesline From Hell gave Bradshaw the three count.
The APA rolled out of the ring, satisfied with their victory. Albert meanwhile, stood over Test and reluctantly helped him up. 'The Freight Train' had opted against making the save for T&A, while Bradshaw and Faarooq were rolling into the Royal Rumble with a head of steam. Trish Stratus timidly hobbled back inside the ring as Test immediately got into a shoving contest with his tag partner. T&A were falling apart and it was all thanks to Trish, as the two titans went nose to nose! Stratus finally got between them to stop the tension, when Test dramatically shoved Trish down! The strategic agent found herself tearfully distraught at the turn, as Test screamed at Trish for letting T&A down! Albert also screamed at Trish until she was openly sobbing to loud boos from the people - the two brutes declaring that Stratus was fired! Test and Albert left on their own, while Trish was left on her hands and knees in the ring, crying.
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Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon were in the hallway with the Big Show, who was clearly getting himself worked up ahead of the First Blood match against Stone Cold Steve Austin. Shane was playing the hype man for the 500-pounder, citing that tonight would be revenge for each and every little thing 'the Texas Rattlesnake' had done to the Coalition. No longer would Stone Cold be unstoppable, and no more would Steve Austin appear unbeatable so long as 'the Giant' was around. Show declared that Stone Cold would end his night in a pool of his own blood, and with Austin out, the Royal Rumble match would be his for the taking! The McMahons accompanied Big Show as they headed for the ring. Meanwhile, Stone Cold Steve Austin was seen on a splitscreen heading our way as well! First Blood was coming up next!
7) The Big Show (w/Shane McMahon) def. Stone Cold Steve Austin in a First Blood match (5:35) Thirteen days out from the Royal Rumble, the deck was stacked already with men lining up for the opportunity to win the illustrious Royal Rumble match and go on to headline WrestleMania, with a guaranteed WWF Championship opportunity. Both men ready to go, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was out for revenge against the Big Show after he was personally responsible for leaving him laying during Mick Foley's firing on Christmas Day, as well as causing Stone Cold Steve Austin to cough up blood courtesy of the devastating Final Cut manoeuvre. Stephanie McMahon joined commentary to spectate for this First Blood match. While originally it was to be a singles match, Stephanie tried making it a No-Disqualification match only to be shut down by Vince McMahon. Shane then declared this would be a Last Man Standing match, just to be made a First Blood by the Chairman. As McMahon Family War was only just beginning, 'the Rattlesnake' hit the ring and duked it out with Big Show to start the match. Austin hit hard as Shane O'Mac watched on carefully, when Big Show grabbed Austin by the throat and hurled him out to the floor! Show began to dominate Austin at ringside with a big chop against the barricade. Back inside the 500-pounder lugged Austin's carcass around by his leather jacket, before standing on the chest of 'the Rattlesnake' for good measure!
Shane and Stephanie each applauded 'the Giant', as he was out to torture Austin. That is until Show charged but Austin held down the ropes! The big man tumbled out to the floor, and Austin let loose with more right hands for Show! Taking him down, Austin stomped a mudhole in 'the Giant' when Shane McMahon tapped on his shoulder. Austin focused on pursuing Shane, enough time for Show to body slam Austin on the ringside floor. Show dragged Austin back in and grabbed a steel chair, but Austin caught him on re-entry with a Lou Thesz press, followed by an elbow drop! Austin squared Show up for a Stone Cold Stunner when Shane grabbed his foot. Show grabbed Austin by the throat and looked for the Final Cut, but Austin broke free and dropped Show with a Stunner! Stone Cold picked up the steel chair once more, sizing Show up for a chair shot when Shane O'Mac again grabbed the chair just for Shane to duck down from the apron. Austin walked into the mammoth hand of Show who looked for a Chokeslam, but Austin clocked him with a steel chair shot to the skull! Big Show was down and bloody, but Stephanie McMahon got on the apron now. Meanwhile, Shane McMahon re-entered the ring and clocked Austin with the steel chair! Shane masked Show's crimson mask, and the referee noticed the blood on Austin's face - calling for the bell!
'The Giant' didn't even know who won this match, as Shane McMahon had to help Big Show up to his feet, a tight squeeze taking place. Stephanie McMahon applauded the 500-pounder at ringside, cheerier than earlier with thanks to witnessing 'the Texas Rattlesnake's defeat. Stone Cold Steve Austin realized what had taken place and argued with the referee about it - before promptly jumping Big Show from behind! Shane scurried out to the floor as Austin stomped a mudhole in the big man in the corner. Meanwhile Shane cautiously stood at ringside, when his father Vince McMahon calmly strutted down to join him. Tapping on his son's shoulder, the Chairman subsequently knocked Shane down and out with a stellar right hand to the face!
The Chairman immediately turned to return to the stage, as Stone Cold Steve Austin waited for Big Show to get up, drilling him with one more Stone Cold Stunner! 'The Giant' was down, and so was Shane McMahon - Stephanie McMahon left to attend to her fallen brother. Having knocked out his own son with a right hand, Vince had gotten revenge for Steph's slap on SmackDown: the McMahon Family War heating up. A bloody Stone Cold Steve Austin cracked beers in the ring, when meeting eyes with Vince from afar. To his arch enemy's presence, Austin flipped him off, and Vince nodded in cooperation. Despite the decision, everybody knew that Stone Cold had drawn First Blood, but so had Vince McMahon on his son Shane! Austin was heading for the Royal Rumble, win or loss! |
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SmackDown! - January 11, 2001
The Arena in Oakland in Oakland, California
Broadcast on UPN
Taped on January 9, 2001
A video package aired, taking us back to Monday night on RAW is WAR. Following the slap heard around the industry to her father and Chairman Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon was on an ego trip. On a night where Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Big Show were scheduled to meet in the main event, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' initially tried rebooking the match as a No-Disqualification match. Shane McMahon later tried to permit a Last Man Standing match, but both times the McMahon children would have their decisions overturned by their Dad. Vince settled on a First Blood match to settle the score, and 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was hell bent on ending his dispute with 'the Giant'. The 500-pounder would have an excessive amount of help from Shane McMahon, and if it wasn't for the McMahons distracting the official from noticing Show came up bloodied from a steel chair shot, 'the Rattlesnake' would have come out victorious. But it was Shane who bounced the chair off of Austin's skull - losing him the match. Austin would have his revenge with a Stone Cold Stunner delivered to the Big Show, but the bigger story was at ringside: Vince McMahon coming down and laying his own flesh and blood out with a right hook!
The opening video package aired, cutting to the Arena in Oakland, California! The pyrotechnics exploded in the rafters overlooking the ring and across the stage - a jam-packed crowd in attendance with only ten days remaining until the 2001 Royal Rumble! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show, on a night where we would see a rematch from RAW is WAR take place as the Rock engages in battle with 'the Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit one more time!
Stephanie McMahon immediately came waltzing down the rampway to loud boos from the Oakland crowd. With a seething expression on her face, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' did not appear impressed by the actions of her separated father Vince McMahon from last Monday night. Upon entering the ring she immediately received a loud chorus of insulting chants from the people, who she immediately demanded shut their dirty mouths! Stephanie called back to several weeks ago on SmackDown, where she told her Dad that she was no longer 'Daddy's Little Girl'. So much had happened between them, and it made her sick to her stomach to have witnessed what took place three nights ago. Begging the question who her Dad thought he was, she was repulsed by what he did. Laying his hands on his own son wasn't something a real father would do - hell, it wasn't even an act a real man would do! Steph echoed the fact that Shane McMahon was Vince's legacy - his first-born son, his flesh and blood. When Stephanie slapped her father it was a spare-of-the-moment lapse, but she was not sorry. Especially now that Vince had exposed just how much of a monster he could be, towards his own family no less! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' said if she knew her father, Vince McMahon would not show his face here tonight. Stephanie called the boss out on showing up late to shows lately, and leaving early - it was a recurring pattern. Stephanie warned Vince to know if he did show up, her brother Shane McMahon was ready for payback and revenge.
Practically squealing with emotion, McMahon was soon interrupted by Stone Cold Steve Austin! A bandaid on his head from the First Blood match on RAW is WAR, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' joined her in the ring, coming face to face with a disturbed 'Billion Dollar Princess'. She stood her ground, believing Austin had no right being in her ring as she talked. Stating this to be a McMahon Family affair, she wondered why Austin wanted any part of it. 'the Texas Rattlesnake' said he didn't want any part of the McMahons. If anything, Austin didn't give care whether Vince McMahon got his head slapped off or punched off. He didn't give a damn if Stephanie had daddy issues, and he sure as hell didn't have time to play with the Coalition. In ten days, Stone Cold divulged that he was in preparation for the 2001 Royal Rumble match, but after what went down on RAW it was hard for him to not come out and demand to know Shane McMahon's whereabouts! Stephanie stammered and told Steve that was nothing to do with him, but Austin disagreed: the stitches on his forehead told a different story. Austin politely asked one more time where her sissy brother Shane was, threatening her that if she didn't tell him, Austin was not afraid to open up a can of whoopass on her! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' trembled in fear, but boyfriend Kurt Angle came walking out to the rampway with caution! Accompanied by Edge and Christian, the WWF Champion ordered Stone Cold to step away from his girl.
'The Megastar' remarked how unsurprising it was seeing Stone Cold unafraid to commit man-on-woman brutality! Stumped by the impression 'the Rattlesnake' had with the youths of today, Kurt couldn't believe that he - an 'American Hero' - received nothing but disrespect from kids wherever he went! Stone Cold suggested it had to do with being a crybaby jackass who hid behind his woman! Implying Stephanie was the one with balls in their relationship, she got in Austin's face. Reminded of his battles with her family for years, Steph warned that if he thought to lay a hand on her even once, the Coalition would make life hell for his white trash ass! Angle repeated that he was the man with the gold, he was the leader of the Coalition, and he was the man to beat! Angle closed in on Austin's face and repeated Stephanie. Austin told Kurt to give it his all, when Austin decked Edge and Christian! He laid into Angle and tackled him with a Lou Thesz press, before looking for a Stunner - just for Steph to slap him across the face! Edge and Christian rushed him from behind, Team ECK putting the boots to Austin! 'The Megastar' slapped the Ankle Lock on when the Undertaker hit the ring! Cleaning house of Edge and Christian, 'the American Badass' struck with a Chokeslam to Angle! Stephanie was in shock, Edge and Christian left to help the champ up off the floor. Undertaker reached out for the hand of the seated 'Rattlesnake', but Austin chose to bail on 'the Deadman!' Angle was stricken with fear of 'the American Badass', who he meets at the Royal Rumble!
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Lita was in the locker room putting a shirt on, when in walked the savvy WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios. He showed no remorse for attacking Matt Hardy's ankle in their match last week on SmackDown, and made an overconfident move on his ex-girlfriend just for Lita to shove him away! In short English, the Spanish luchador asked Lita what had her so hot. Asking where Matt was he chuckled, knowing full well he had put him out like his brother Jeff Hardy! Lita gave Essa a piece of her mind, telling him that he was a scorned piece of dirt, though Essa insincerely apologized to her. 'The Daredevil' proposed she make the best of a bad situation and hook up with him in the mean time, when the tomboy got an idea. Lita said they could hook up - but it would be in the ring, with the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship on the line! Smiling and leaving, Essa was baffled that a girl challenge him for his title!
Back from the break Shane McMahon was in his ring gear shadowboxing, knowing full well that Stone Cold Steve Austin was coming for him. Into the room came Chris Benoit, who asked if Shane was warming up for 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. Benoit suggested serving as his protection, but Shane had no problem with Steve Austin. Shane was gearing up for his old man to arrive, so he could knock his Dad out and see how he liked it! Shane added that he knew Benoit could make the Rock tap out, and demanded he do it tonight. Chris shrugged and told Shane he would do just that, but if Shane did need a hand with Austin to give him the word. McMahon assured Benoit he would be fine, especially since Austin would be too busy dealing with a three-on-two handicap match tonight against Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian! A high and mighty Shane quizzed Benoit how Austin could tolerate teaming up with his "savior" from moments ago, the Undertaker?
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1) The Holly Cousins def. The Radicalz and Terri (3:34)The Radicalz and Terri were not having the best time recently, each receiving the Walls of Jericho from Chris Jericho. In their lust for revenge, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko would fall in six-man tag team action on RAW is WAR, teaming with William Regal in a losing effort to Y2J, as well as the Holly Cousins. Terri particularly was incensed with Molly Holly attacking her in that match, and 'the She-Devil' warmed up with shadowboxing of her own awaiting this intergender six-person tag. Hardcore and Crash complied and Molly Holly started out, schooling the Diva with armdrags! Molly scored with a northern lights suplex for a near fall, when Malenko pushed her off the second rope! It allowed Dean to come in for a powerbomb, when Molly rolled out of it and tagged in Hardcore. The hard-hitter of the fighting Hollys flipped Malenko's lid with a big dropkick, hammering away on him when Perry Saturn came in with a thrust kick to the back! It gave the Radicalz control, Saturn delivering a moonsault for a two count. Malenko punished him with a backbreaker. Crash wanted the tag and would get it after a missed double clothesline - Crash coming off the top with a missile dropkick to Saturn! A tornado DDT got a near fall on Malenko when Terri came in trying to hit on him, only to be taken out by Molly! Hardcore tagged in and caught Dean's sunset flip into the Alabama Slam, giving the Hollys the win!
The Holly Cousins had picked up the win in six-person tag team action, but immediately Perry Saturn came from behind to attack Hardcore Holly! The two brawlers duked it out, when Dean Malenko swept the legs as Saturn kicked him down to the mat hard. The Radicalz began putting the boots to Hardcore following 'the She-Devil' Terri's orders, when Molly Holly flew off the top rope with a missile dropkick! Molly tried fighting Perry just to be shoved on her backside, when Crash snuck in and dropped Saturn with a dropkick of his own. The Radicalz and Terri were forced to bail, leaving the fighting Holly Cousins standing tall.
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T&A were proud of themselves after firing Trish Stratus on Monday night, when Kevin Kelly hoped for an explanation from the former WWF Tag Team Champions. Albert deterred the idea of an explanation, pleased with the fact that their strategic agent's days of embarrassing them and costing them big were over. 'The Freight Train' said they outgrew Trish, and that she was fired because she had worn out her stay. Kevin asked Test why he joined Albert in kicking her to the curb, considering he was vouching for her three nights prior. Cockily, Test called Trish dead weight. Declaring that Trish had to go, it opened up their potential to new beginnings - a fresh start for T&A. Albert promised that they'd be back in the mix in no time, as for Trish? Test doubted she'd show her face around here any time soon!
We returned to the sights and sounds of WWF New York, where inside the entertainment complex K-Kwik was seen having fun on the stage in New York City! A packed house on hand behind him, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler were glad to hear from K-Dawg, having not been seen since being left laying by the Big Show. The rapper confessed that he was roughed up pretty bad, but that he had suffered worse beatings. What did bother him was that it was thanks to 'the Giant', that he lost the WWF Hardcore Championship! K-Kwik promised Cole and 'the King' that he was doing much better, and that when he was back in the ring, he would take back that title! The nightclub saluted K-Dawg, who turned to rap for the people. K-Kwik was having a blast as always.
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Back in the Arena in Oakland, the WWF European Champion William Regal was spotted joining commentary for the next match, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' pleased to be scouting out the competition ahead of the Royal Rumble match in ten days. X-Pac came strutting out to the arena to a loud chorus of boos. X-Pac Heat was alive and well in California, as 'the Man' graced the microphone in the ring. X-Pac mocked the boos he received and encouraged it, stating he stopped caring what the fans wanted a long time ago! X-Pac didn't need D-Generation X, he didn't need a girl like Tori holding him back. X-Pac was free at last, newly single, and ready to win the 2001 Royal Rumble match! 'The Man' cackled at his newfound freedom, when the lights went out in the building!
The countdown culminated in an explosion across the stage, bringing out Chris Jericho! The Canadian was beat up from the backstage attack received by William Regal and X-Pac on RAW is WAR, and Y2J expressed his displeasure by demanding X-Pac and William Regal shut the hell up! Jericho expressed that it was the same story. 'The Sexy Beast' had to once again overcome the odds in front of him, in the form of a greasy, hairy, slimy man-baby like X-Pac; and the brown-nosing, pompous jackass "Willy" Regal! Jericho laughed at the idea of either one of them going on to win the Rumble in ten days, saying that the two of them would never, ever win the Rumble so long as he was around. Jericho promised Oakland that 2001 was Y2J's year, and it started with him beating X-Pac's ass!
2) Chris Jericho def. X-Pac (4:19)The Royal Rumble match was heating up as the days got closer, WWF Superstars announcing their participation by the night. Coming off the attack from WWF European Champion William Regal and X-Pac three nights ago, the two had declared their own intent to win the 2001 Royal Rumble match though it would not happen so long as Y2J had his say. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' insulted Chris Jericho's impression of him on commentary, as Y2J hammered it out with 'the Man'. X-Pac tried to throw some kicks, but Jericho was able to take him down with a spinning wheel kick. Y2J mocked X-Pac's educated feet with a kung fu stance, following with an enzuigiri and a backbreaker to X-Pac. Jericho focused on the Englishman at ringside, allowing X-Pac to strike with a roundhouse kick! A kung fu stance of his own, the arrogant outcast put his feet to work in the corner, rocking Jericho for another near fall. A Bronco Buster was delivered, with X-Pac following with a diving stomp from the second rope. 'The Man's confidence knew no bounds, and showboating led to Y2J taking him down with a flying forearm and an enzuigiri! Eyes on Regal, Jericho blocked a hurricanrana into a powerbomb before applying the Walls of Jericho! Regal left commentary and got on the apron, but Jericho decked him, allowing X-Pac to roll him up but Regal tied up the official! Jericho kicked out and struck with the bulldog and the Lionsault, picking up the win!
Chris Jericho was victorious against X-Pac, despite the interference of the apparently impartial WWF European Champion, but William Regal would once again climb into the ring for a post-match attack! Y2J saw him coming and traded fists with 'the Goodwill Ambassador', side-stepping a knee lift and looking for the Walls of Jericho! Regal latched to the ropes when X-Pac struck from behind, though the Canadian was able to fight X-Pac from the ring as well! Regal and X-Pac weaselled away, while Jericho reiterated his goal of winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match.
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Backstage, the Right to Censor appeared to be in store for a busy night. With no Steven Richards, Bull Buchanan or the Goodfather insight, the WWF Women's Champion Ivory spoke with Mark Henry walking the halls. 'The Secret Weapon' nodded as Ivory complained about addressing the people, the RTC heading for the ring!
Back on SmackDown the WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon embraced in an intimate moment, with a kiss and a cuddle in the hallway. 'The Megastar' tried confessing his love for 'the Billion Dollar Princess' when Edge and Christian walked up, angered by the Undertaker beating them up a second time in a week. Christian called 'the American Badass' a fossil, while Edge argued he was more like a cockroach refusing to be killed. Kurt added that was why they called him 'the Deadman' after all. Stephanie left to go and check on Shane McMahon, leaving Angle to suggest Team ECK have their way with Undertaker tonight. Edge and Christian had payback for Stone Cold Steve Austin on their minds as well, while Kurt decreed that as tough as he was, in his own yard tonight, Kurt would chop the balls off 'the Big Dog!'
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In the Arena in Oakland, California, boos came over the building as the WWF Women's Champion Ivory came prancing out to the ring. Accompanied by 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry, the two arrived in the ring to bask in the negative reception. Mark held a brown envelope in his large hands while the Right to Censor's female representative chose to discuss the state of the women's division. It was a sad, brutal state of affairs to even begin with, knowing how in a World Wrestling Federation full of girls and their puppies, she was the only real woman! It was fitting that she was the WWF Women's Champion, because with the title in her possession it made her the finest role model the company had to offer! Mark stood in agreement, Ivory preaching about the RTC being built with the goal of giving the next generation idols to look up to, which is what would happen once they add the Dudley Boyz's WWF Tag Team Championships to their collection come the Royal Rumble. The RTC existed as a way to filter the bad from the good, and cleanse the WWF for the betterment of society!
Ivory moved onto the subject of why the RTC were here. Mark Henry opened the brown envelope whilst the WWF Women's Champion talked about a truly awful role model for women and children: Chyna. The 400-pounder revealed 'the Ninth Wonder of the World's Playboy magazine, while Ivory was irate to see a woman with the look, physique and attitude to inspire anybody, let alone young women everywhere. Ivory maintained that it was true, the women could aspire to be anything they wanted, but advised them strongly against following in Chyna's sleazy footsteps. Mark presented Chyna's modelling photos from TV Guide several weeks ago, as Ivory analyzed the photos. Tearing Chyna apart for being the opposite of ladylike and womanlike all the same, Ivory claimed Chyna was a woman without morals and concluded that she simply wanted to taint the purity of women everywhere, and end abstinence of young boys everywhere too!
Chyna interrupted the Right to Censor, her boyfriend 'the One' Billy Gunn following. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' held no shame, the new couple all smiles, joining them in the ring. The Playboy model understood Ivory's rooted jealousy because Chyna was paving the way for a generation, and wasn't pretty enough to pull off what Chyna had accomplished! Billy Gunn provoked Mark Henry from across the ring, Chyna feeling pity for the WWF Women's Champion. Billy claimed that they could help her out, and even Mark Henry! He referenced 'the Secret Weapon's past battles with sex addiction to provoke him further, when Chyna asked her old "flame" how his dry spell was holding up. Ivory had to hold Mark Henry back when Chyna revealed that the Right to Censor was great inspiration in itself...for her and Billy to form the Right to Nudity! Pleading for freedom of expression, Ivory finally snapped as well! Beside herself she protested the Right to Nudity's cause, when Mark blasted Billy! Mark found himself battling Billy and Chyna, but the couple struck with a double dropkick knocking the big man down! Ivory ran for the hills as well, the RTC cleared from the ring by the newly-formed Right to Nudity organization!
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The Rock was seen jumping on the spot, with his RAW is WAR rematch scheduled against Chris Benoit in mere moments. Jonathan Coachman stood by to ask Rock about facing 'the Rabid Wolverine' again tonight on SmackDown, but Rock interrupted him to bask in the people's chants. Asking the Coach if he could smell it, the Rock knew loudly and proudly that it was Royal Rumble season, with electricity in the air! Noting his battles with Benoit, he acknowledged the Canadian's obsession with breaking him down. Believing 'the Wolverine' to have some screws loose, Rock theorized he was the lone reason why Canada was universally recognized as 'Bizarroworld', because of sick freaks like him! Ten days out from the Royal Rumble, Rock addressed his hostile encounter with Triple H from Monday night. The Rock Bottom was a reminder that nothing could stop the Rock from going all the way, through the Royal Rumble match, and through WrestleMania. Whether it was 'the Crippler', 'the Game', 'the Butcher', 'the Baker' or 'Candlestick Maker', nothing could stop 'the Great One' from headlining the Grandaddy of Them All! Rock concluded with his catchphrase, when Chris Benoit was seen watching Rock on a monitor! 'The Wolverine' nodded in agreement and headed for the ring - the rematch from RAW, up next!
Shane McMahon continued to warm up for a chance encounter with his absentee father Vince McMahon. Working up a sweat with star jumps, Stephanie McMahon walked into the room to ask how he was doing. Shane was at the top of his game, bragging about how good he feeled. Shane believed himself to be in peak physical condition, that their Dad would be left shaking in his expensive shoes at the sight of what his son had become. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' wasn't sure how Shane was holding up mentally, but Shane interrupted to discuss his dismay at the Chairman's conduct on Monday night. Shane was vulnerable, left open, and his old man got the better of him. But tonight, Shane vowed he would get even. Steph understood, but explained how Vince still wasn't here. Shane laughed, convinced that their father would show his face.
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3) The Rock def. Chris Benoit (10:11)The score remained unsettled between two WWF Superstars that had been warring on-and-off since 'the Rabid Wolverine' had arrived in the World Wrestling Federation just shy of a year ago. Chris Benoit was obsessed with defeating the Rock and exposing him as a fraudulent idol. 'The Wolverine' also had difficulties conveying that Triple H could beat him. With the Royal Rumble match coming up in ten days, 'the Brahma Bull' had his sights set on the 30-man epic ahead, but so did 'the Game'. Rock fought hard to put away Benoit this past Monday on RAW is WAR when Triple H attacked. He prevented the Canadian from using a steel chair, but Rock saw it as competition and promptly left 'the Game' laying with a Rock Bottom. With a rematch scheduled for tonight, Rock and Benoit wasted no time engaging in a fight on the rampway. 'The People's Champ' was a wrecking ball before the bell, even managing to cut Benoit's ambush short with a spinebuster on the ramp! Standing tall in the ring, Rock paused for Benoit to enter, before rocking him with more equalizers. 'The Wolverine' fired back with a backbreaker, the skilled technician applying a seated abdominal stretch in a fight to ground the Rock. The Samoan worked his way back to his feet and absorbed several chops, when Benoit launched him into the ropes for a flying clothesline to respond! A DDT planted 'the Rabid Wolverine' on his head for a near fall, when Benoit bailed out.
Rock followed him to ringside, leading to Benoit sending him shoulder-first into the steel steps, giving Benoit the opening he needed! The Coalition member was vicious in his attack, delivering knife-edged chops and cutting Rock's floatover DDT attempt off with a shoulderbreaker for good measure! Benoit maintained a Fujiwara armbar but 'the Brahma Bull' made the ropes. Benoit decided to switch things up with a Sharpshooter, dead-centre of the ring, yet Rock was once again able to meet the ropes! 'The People's Champ' battled with one arm against the relentless 'Crippler', when Benoit dropped him with a German suplex for a near fall! Benoit headed for the top rope, but Rock met him up there with a superplex sending both crashing to the mat! Nipping up to his feet for a second wind, Rock took Benoit down with clotheslines before a spinebuter was delivered. The People's Elbow was close, when Benoit swept the foot of Rock and shot for the Crossface! Rock was able to keep his head low, able to make it to the ropes. Benoit rolled out and grabbed a steel chair hoping to repeat his strategy from RAW. A tug of war with the official led to Benoit shoving him down, but Rock nailed him with the Rock Bottom! The cover was made, but the referee was down. Rock revived the referee, when Benoit struck with a chair shot to the spine! Benoit had this match won, when Triple H hit the ring and surprised 'the Crippler' with a Pedigree! Rock followed with the Rock Bottom to get the win!
Triple H had cost Chris Benoit here tonight, and aided the Rock in avenging the disqualification loss he'd caused last Monday night on RAW is WAR. Clutching his shoulder, 'the Great One' had his good arm raised in victory, knowing the hellacious battle that had preceded the match-ending Rock Bottom. 'The Game' was satisfied with putting 'the Rabid Wolverine' down with the Pedigree, but while an exhausted 'Brahma Bull' rose to the second rope to salute the Oakland crowd, Triple H arrived in the ring. Rock and Triple H acknowledged one another from across the ring as the Samoan went to leave, but not before 'the Game' swiftly planted Rock with the Pedigree! 'The Cerebral Assassin' believed the Royal Rumble match was his for the taking, getting even for the Rock Bottom suffered on RAW is WAR!
A replay aired, showing the Rock putting Chris Benoit away with the assist from Triple H's Pedigree, a Rock Bottom giving 'the Brahma Bull' the win. After the match, 'the Game' delivered some sweet retribution on the Rock for giving him the Rock Bottom on Monday night, a Pedigree leaving 'the People's Champ' laying. During the break, cameras caught up to the Rock as he came through the curtain. Bad shoulder and all, Rock stomped through the backstage area demanding to know where 'the Game' was hiding!
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The Undertaker was strapping his gloves on in the locker room when Kevin Kelly approached the number one contender for his thoughts about tonight's unfair three-on-two handicap match. Standing to his feet, 'the American Badass' did not seem deterred. He had disposed of Edge and Christian with the greatest ease on Monday night, and after the little stunt they tried and pulled, he was looking forward to meeting WWF Champion Kurt Angle in the ring ten days early. 'The Deadman' claimed that it was in the Coalition's best interest to not second guess 'the Big Dog', when in walked Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'The Rattlesnake' told Undertaker exactly what he told him earlier tonight - they weren't friends. Austin reminded him of the wars they had gone through, how Austin didn't need to be saved. 'The Deadman' bit back, telling Austin he didn't come down to save Austin - he was coming to give Angle and his boys a reminder of what 'the Megastar' was up against at the Royal Rumble. Stone Cold found it funny, noting if Undertaker won the WWF Championship, he'd be meeting 'the Rattlesnake' at WrestleMania. He sarcastically wished him luck in ten days - but tonight they would raise some hell on the Coalition's asses!
. 4) The Goodfather (w/Bull Buchanan and Steven Richards) def. WWF Tag Team Champion Bubba Ray Dudley (w/D-Von Dudley) (3:28)The Right to Censor were coming after the Dudley Boyz's WWF Tag Team Championships. With the match set for the Royal Rumble, the Dudleys were able to get some retribution last Monday night on RAW is WAR, after being driven through a table by the Goodfather, Mark Henry and Bull Buchanan last week on SmackDown. The RTC's numbers game swamped the Dudleys as Bubba fought off Goodfather upon entry to the ring. With a series of elbows and a body slam, Bubba motioned for the Wazzup! - and with Steven Richards protesting on the apron, D-Von interfered with a headbutt to the groin! Bubba followed with a Bubba Bomb for a near fall, before climbing to the second rope for a diving senton just for Goodfather to move out of the way. The former pimp rough housed the champ with a splash in the corner and a sidewalk slam, before subduing the referee enough for Bull Buchanan to deliver a big boot through the ropes to Bubba, a DDT giving Goodfather a similar result. Bubba caught Goodfather off the second rope with a Cutter when Steven again got on the apron, just for D-Von to drag him down! D-Von pursued the cowering Steven at ringside, when Buchanan came from behind with an attack. Things went from bad to worse as WWF Women's Champion Ivory and Mark Henry came down the rampway, and despite this Dudley tried another Bubba Bomb, reversed into the death valley driver for the three count!
The Right to Censor came out on top in this singles match preview of the Royal Rumble, but it was all thanks to the numbers game advantage played by the challengers! The group assembled in the ring to join the Goodfather's victory celebration, when Bull Buchanan and Steven Richards continued with stomps for the prone Bubba Ray Dudley. D-Von Dudley hit the ring to try and aid his half-brother, just to receive a big powerslam from 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry! WWF Women's Champion Ivory applauded the efforts of the RTC over the WWF Tag Team Champions, when Billy Gunn and Chyna hit the ring for a fight against the RTC! Billy nailed the One and Only on Buchanan, enough to force the RTC to bail! Billy and Chyna helped the Dudleys back up to their feet for a staredown opposite the men they meet at the Royal Rumble.
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Jonathan Coachman was standing by with the Diva to challenge for the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship tonight, Lita. Fired up, the tomboy of Team Xtreme did not show fear for facing her ex-boyfriend in an intergender match tonight. In actuality, Lita didn't see it as man against woman. She was ready to go, and she was ready to kick Essa's ass - something she should have done a long time ago! Lita dedicated this match to her boyfriend Matt Hardy, who was the recipient of Essa's attack last week on SmackDown, as well as Jeff Hardy. Despite the Hardy Boyz not being here, she knew they'd be watching and she was about to go do them proud, becoming the first women's WWF Light Heavyweight Champion!
We returned to see Triple H exiting the showers, draped in a towel. 'The Game' was cool and calm after involving himself in Chris Benoit's match with the Rock, when confronted by his ex-wife Stephanie McMahon. 'The Game' laughed and joked about how he knew Steph couldn't resist him, and asked if Kurt Angle wasn't doing a good enough job for her, that she had to walk in on him like this. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' rolled her eyes and told Hunter she was glad he had a blast sticking his giant nose where it didn't belong. Triple H was proud of himself, and told Steph he also couldn't wait to overcome each and every member of the Coalition, and win the Royal Rumble match to get himself back on track. That's when Steph chuckled, telling Hunter that's why she was there - he was, and wasn't in the Royal Rumble match. She informed 'the Game' that Chris Benoit was livid about how out of control their situation had gotten, and revealed that at the Royal Rumble it would 'the Game' against 'the Rabid Wolverine' - and the winner would officially qualify for the Royal Rumble match, later that night! McMahon left with 'the Game' disputing the decision, telling Stephanie in defiance that he would do whatever it took to go to WrestleMania - even if it killed him! Suddenly the Rock came from behind, engaging in a fist fight with 'the Game' - towel and all! Referees hit the room to get between the two arch rivals, Rock furious after Triple H got involved in his match and left him laying with the Pedigree!
. 5) Essa Rios (c) def. Lita to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (1:52)It was clear that the only reason 'the Daredevil' ever got involved with Matt Hardy and Lita was to attempt to rekindle a flame between himself and his ex-girlfriend. When Essa Rios debuted in the World Wrestling Federation last year, winning the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship in the process, he also introduced the people to Lita. Soon enough the frustrations got the better of the luchador, and Lita would go on to find new fame with the Hardy Boyz. Lita shocked the world last week by kissing Matt Hardy on RAW is WAR, but it infuriated the hot-headed Essa Rios. Having taken her new boyfriend out with an ankle injury last week on SmackDown, it was up to Lita to stand tall for Team Xtreme. Essa was cocky before the bell, offering a handshake to his ex-girlfriend and challenger, only for Lita to fire with a series of armdrags! Catching Essa off the ropes with a spinning headscissors, Lita maintained a wristlock and came bouncing off the top rope with a somersault armdrag to follow! Essa fell to the floor, when Lita came off the top with a big crossbody catching him on the way down! Whilst up against a luchador, Lita knew lucha herself, perhaps as trained by her ex-lover. Lita scored with the flying headscissors off the top for a near fall, then followed with two more pinning combinations until being cut off by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Rios grinned and climbed to the top, scoring with a 450 splash to put Lita away for three.
The WWF Light Heavyweight Champion had wrapped up another successful title defence against his ex-girlfriend Lita, but despite his pleased demeanor, Essa Rios decided that he was not yet finished with the Team Xtreme member! Gloating in his win over the fallen Lita, Essa extended the leg of Lita and placed it over the bottom rope, before slowly climbing back up to the top rope. Another 450 splash to the leg was in mind, when the supposedly absent Matt Hardy hit the ring, crotching Essa on the top rope! Matt let loose on Essa with a series of right hands, soon catching the champ with a Twist of Fate. Matt aided his girlfriend up by the hand, having gotten one over on 'the Daredevil!'
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Shane McMahon was now practising with a punching bag in the Coalition's dressing room, when in walked the WWF Champion Kurt Angle. Before even speaking, Shane requested 'the Megastar' give him a minute. Red in the face and flushed with exhaustion, Shane was running on fumes in gearing up for his father's arrival. Taking a brief break, the WWF Champion quizzed Shane on what time it was. Commenting on how late into the night they were, what made him think Vince McMahon was showing up now? Shane took a breather and ruffled a towel through his hair as Kurt tried to talk about the upcoming three-on-two handicap match against the Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin, when Harvey Wippleman walked in. Harvey reported that Vince's limousine had been spotted pulling into the arena, and immediately the two Coalition members filtered from the room!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to the 1992 Royal Rumble. With the WWF Championship having been vacated a month prior, the 30-man Royal Rumble match had more on the line than anything in recent memory, with the richest prize in the business at stake. 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair would enter at number three and miraculously last over an hour: eliminating Sid Justice with the help of Hulk Hogan to be crowned the WWF Champion. Who might go the distance in ten days?
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In the parking lot a small crowd assembled as the WWF Champion Kurt Angle and his girlfriend Stephanie McMahon accompanied Shane McMahon to the parking lot, just as a limousine came pulling in! A crew of backstage assistants were nearby as Shane began to yell for the door to open! Pent up and ready to go at it with his father, he shoved the driver away and opened the limousine door himself. His jaw dropped, the person inside wasn't Vince McMahon. Instead Shane backed away as Trish Stratus stepped out of the limo, a huge smile on her face! The former strategic agent of T&A had showed her face to the dismay of a nearby T&A, who she refused to acknowledge. Instead she walked up to the WWF Champion and wished him luck in his match tonight! Angle was dumbfounded while Stratus walked away. Stephanie scowled in rage at the Diva's supposed flirting. Shane bowed his head in anger.
. 6) K-Kwik def. Steve Blackman (c) to win the WWF Hardcore Championship (2:30)'The Lethal Weapon' was coming off of a decisive victory against Joe E. Legend on RAW is WAR, Steve Blackman a WWF Hardcore Champion to be reckoned with, since beating a prone K-Kwik for the title two weeks ago. As Blackman prepared for the Royal Rumble match in ten days, he was not expecting K-Kwik to jump him from behind with a kendo stick of his own! K-Dawg was seen at WWF New York earlier tonight, where he had plotted recapturing the title, but he fooled everybody in attacking Blackman! K-Kwik brought the fight to Blackman after attacking him mid-entrance, scoring with a suplex on the rampway for a near fall. Introducing a mop bucket to the equation, K-Kwik sent Blackman down with a drop toe hold into it, but the champ rebounded by using the mop as a weapon. The WWF Hardcore Champion span the mop like a samurai, before rubbing the wet fabric across the face of the challenger! K-Kwik was able to fight back with a flapjack and a spinebuster, before introducing Blackman's trademark martial arts sticks. Badly he demonstrated with them, when a pump kick from the champ got a near fall. Blackman went to the top rope with his kendo stick, but the rapper caught him with a mop shot to the abdomen in mid-air, and a Mic Check gave us a new champion!
K-Kwik had hoodwinked everybody tonight on SmackDown, first appearing at WWF New York earlier tonight and it being revealed as a ploy to recapture the WWF Hardcore Championship! As a prone Steve Blackman laid nearby, K-Dawg hugged the title tight in his arms, shades of Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XII. The rapper was insanely pleased with this accomplishment, when suddenly the Big Show came lumbering down the rampway! 'The Giant' did not look happy, and K-Dawg knew first-hand what was ahead of him, after the beating he'd faced two weeks ago. K-Kwik armed himself with a kendo stick and swung it at Big Show, who managed to snatch the cane away and throttle the new champ with it! The 500-pounder was not playing around, planting K-Kwik with a big Chokeslam. The Big Show was the new WWF Hardcore Champion, and he raised it high in the air before ragdolling K-Kwik over the top rope! Dominantly, the big man was prepared for the Royal Rumble match.
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Backstage Stone Cold Steve Austin was seen exiting his dressing room, moments away from the big three-on-two handicap main event! While the Royal Rumble match was on 'the Texas Rattlesnake's mind, retribution against the Coalition was as well, after Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian's stunt earlier tonight. The Undertaker also walked with importance, ten days away from his match with 'the Megastar' for the WWF Championship. There was no love lost between these two men, but they had to put their history of wars behind them to come out on top against Team ECK - up next!
We returned to the parking lot once more, as a second limousine was seen pulling up to the Arena in Oakland, California! Was the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation finally here, or was it another false alarm? Did Shane McMahon have any idea?
7) WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian (w/Stephanie McMahon) def. The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin (6:56)The Royal Rumble was heating up with WWF Superstars placing their name in the hat for the 30-man annual classic match. The WWF Championship would also be at stake in ten days, with Kurt Angle defending the title against the Undertaker, as revealed at the climax of the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match last week on SmackDown. Kurt Angle had showed no fear of 'the American Badass' whom he impersonated on RAW is WAR, but once 'the Deadman' left Edge and Christian laying - it was only a matter of time until the dread set in. Stone Cold Steve Austin insulted 'the Megastar's wife Stephanie McMahon earlier tonight and found himself attacked by the three Coalition members, when the Undertaker made an unlikely save for his old foe. 'The Deadman' and 'the Texas Rattlesnake' were far from friends, but with the odds of Angle, Edge and Christian against them in a three-on-two handicap match, they had to pull it together ahead of tonight. Stephanie McMahon watched surlily from her boyfriend Kurt Angle's corner, as the Undertaker rode out to the ring on his motorcycle, nearly mowing down Edge and Christian in the process! 'The Deadman' then waited on the rampway for Stone Cold Steve Austin's arrival, and they took to the ring for an outnumbered brawl with Team ECK! Despite being a man short, Austin and Undertaker worked quickly to clothesline Angle, Edge and Christian from the ring, before engaging in a heated staredown with one another. Team ECK strategized before Edge took the lead against the Undertaker.
'The Deadman' bested him with a big boot and a sidewalk slam, before getting into the face of the Olympic Gold Medalist. It allowed Edge to strike with the Spear, and the Canadians worked hard to keep 'the Deadman' grounded for Angle to come in confidently. Daring to slap the number one contender around, Angle scored a near fall off a back suplex, when Undertaker roped him in for a whopping clothesline! Christian chop blocked the veteran and nailed an inverted DDT, while Edge maintained a leglock on him. Steph was proud of her man as Kurt mocked the Undertaker's signature throat-cut, drawing the ire of Stone Cold! Applying a sleeper, Undertaker was able to back him off in the corner, before a charging DDT allowed 'the Deadman' to tag in 'the Rattlesnake!' Running wild on Edge and Christian, Austin nailed a Lou Thesz Press on Edge before hitting the Stunner on Christian! Austin covered when Angle made the save. Undertaker grabbed Edge with a Chokeslam, when Angle snuck up for the Olympic Slam - reversed into the Last Ride! Undertaker had the champ beat, when Shane McMahon ran out and dove on the referee! Austin spotted the man responsible for his First Blood match loss on Monday night and pursued him up the rampway, and a cowardly Shane O'Mac was sent racing up the rampway! All alone, Undertaker motioned for another Last Ride for the WWF Champion, when Edge and Christian sabotaged him with the rib-cracking Conchairto! An Olympic Slam was scored, and the WWF Champion managed to get a three count on 'the American Badass!'
The WWF Champion had beat his number one contender ten days away from the Royal Rumble, but Kurt Angle had escaped a devastating defeat at the hands of 'the American Badass', with help from Edge and Christian! After chasing Shane McMahon to the backstage area, Stone Cold Steve Austin turned to notice the antics of the Coalition in the ring, and 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was not happy! Austin hit the ring and walloped Christian with a brutal chair shot to the skull, before dropping Edge with the Stone Cold Stunner! Stephanie McMahon rushed to aid her boyfriend Kurt Angle's escape from the ring, 'the Megastar' barely even aware of the doom he was faced with! Austin helped Undertaker to his feet, 'the American Badass' motioning that he would be the next WWF Champion!
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Shane McMahon was spotted running short of breath in the backstage area. Unaware that Stone Cold Steve Austin was out in the ring, Shane O'Mac gasped for air as he calmed down. Exhausted, Shane believed his night had ended on a high note - when suddenly Vince McMahon appeared behind him! Knowing he was working at a disadvantage, being short of breath, Shane turned to face his father, as the Chairman told Shane that his days of meddling with WWF Championship business would be over. If Shane and Stephanie McMahon wished to screw with the Undertaker's chances of coming out of the Royal Rumble as WWF Champion, then that meant he would too would be in 'the American Badass's corner in ten days! Shane could only take it on the chin, when Vince added that after what he'd done to 'the Texas Rattlesnake' this week - he would go one-on-one with Stone Cold Steve Austin, this Monday night on RAW is WAR! The boss left angrily, Shane shocked at his Dad's presence alone! |
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Jakked - January 13, 2001
San Jose Arena in San Jose, California
Broadcast on syndication
Taped on January 8, 2001The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to WWF Jakked, just over a week away from the 2001 Royal Rumble!
1) Lance Storm def. Matt Hardy (w/Lita) (4:25)With the Royal Rumble match shaping up to be more star studded than any in World Wrestling Federation history, Matt Hardy was announced to be among the participants in the 30-man annual classic. Lance Storm was also looking to capitalize on what he believed to be his year in 2001, the two combatants going at it tonight on Jakked. Lita at ringside cheered Matt on as he was able to hold his own against the skilled technician, but once Lance started getting aggressive Hardy was quick to take him down with clotheslines and an armdrag. The Canadian managed to use his quickness to escape and used the hair of the Hardy Boy to drag him down by the hair hard. Taking control, 'the Calgary Kid' worked Hardy over on the canvas with a bow-and-arrow stretch applied. A surfboard stretch looked to be Storm's next tactic, but Hardy was able to kick his way free. A bulldog and a Side Effect gave Hardy a near fall, when Storm surprised him with an inside cradle. Hardy responded with a sunset flip, before looking for the Twist of Fate when the Canadian reversed into a northern lights suplex transition into the Maple Leaf Crab, Hardy forced to tap out.
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