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Post by DTP. on Nov 29, 2020 21:36:42 GMT -5
Sunday Night Heat - January 14, 2001 The Arena in Oakland in Oakland, California Broadcast on MTV Taped on January 9, 2001 - Live from WWF New York
The opening video package aired, bringing us live to WWF New York for Sunday Night Heat on MTV! The entertainment complex was buzzing as Michael Cole and Al Snow introduced us to the show, with just seven days remaining until the thirteenth annual spectacle - the 2001 Royal Rumble! Al was noticeably without a sling on his arm, as Michael discussed how it would be a hot night with the former WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi scheduled to be making a guest appearance, as well as WWF Diva the Kat! Al noted a title would be on the line, with William Regal defending the WWF European Championship against D-Lo Brown! Plus, in a rematch from RAW is WAR, the APA would again do battle with T&A, without the recently fired Trish Stratus!
In the arena, the arrival of 'the Big Valbowski' brought the ladies in attendance to their feet. Out stepped Val Venis, strutting down to the ring with a towel attached to his waist as always. Entering the ring Val graced the microphone, introducing himself to all of his female supporters. 'The Valbowski' was here to discuss the 2001 Royal Rumble match, noting how thirty men would enter, but only one hunky, large and in-charge man would leave the victor: and he believed it would be Val Venis! Val discussed how every single one of the boys wanted their chance with Lady Luck - but 'the Valbowski' was the only man that could well and truly finish the task of satisfying her!
Lance Storm hostilely interrupted 'the Big Valbowski', stepping out to the stage to protest all of Val Venis's claims. Insulting his appalling overuse of the double entendres and innuendos, the Canadian believed that Val was out of his mind if anybody would pay a ticket to see Venis win the Royal Rumble! Lance reiterated that 2001 would be the year of Lance Storm, and that the people wanted to see nobody else win but 'the Calgary Kid' himself! 'The Valbowski' insinuated that Lance hadn't had a lot of fun in the bedroom as of late, making fun of Lance's new nickname! Val challenged Storm to come to the ring and state his case, because men who only talked couldn't back it up - if you knew what he meant! 1) Lance Storm def. Val Venis (3:44)'The Calgary Kid' as Lance Storm had chosen to call himself was not off to a great start to what was supposedly his year. Despite his new years resolution of making 2001 the year of Lance Storm, the Calgary-native found himself at a loss to Triple H last week on Sunday Night Heat. With both men scheduled to take part in the 2001 Royal Rumble match next weekend, Val Venis had a lot to prove in himself. Starting off with some mighty haymakers, a spinout powerbomb put 'the Big Valbowski' in the drivers seat. Storm tried to combat it with a hit-and-run strategy, his quickness allowing him to evade Val until encountering a spinout slam off the ropes! Val scored with ten blows to the cranium of Lance on the second rope, before the cranky Canadian scored with a powerbomb to gain control. Lance targeted the leg of 'the Valbowski', but as a spinning toe hold went attempted Val was able to kick him off. Venis fired with a full nelson slam for a near fall, before encountering a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from the Canadian! Storm applied a sleeper hold, but Val broke his way free before connecting with an inverted atomic drop. Val mounted the ropes looking for the Money Shot, but Storm was able to get his knees up. Applying the Maple Leaf Crab, Val had no choice but to submit.
Lance Storm picked up a submission victory, relinquishing the Maple Leaf Crab to jump with celebration. Val Venis favored his leg whilst the self-proclaimed 'Calgary Kid' gloated in his victory tonight on Sunday Night Heat. 2001 was already turning around for the Canadian, but Lance Storm had to know that he could not win the Royal Rumble match with submission - he had to dump his foes over the top rope.
. A video package aired, looking back on the rivalry between Triple H and Chris Benoit. Since 'the Rabid Wolverine' forced 'the Game' to submit with the Crossface at the climax of a hard-fought Survivor Series match back in November, the two had been on opposite sides of the fence. Benoit had beaten Triple H by submission on three separate occasions, and 'the Cerebral Assassin' was lusting for revenge. In singles action Chris Benoit engaged with the Rock on RAW is WAR, culminating with Triple H getting himself involved as Benoit tried to introduce a steel chair. For his efforts, the Rock treated him to a Rock Bottom for the disqualification loss. Flash-forward to SmackDown this past Thursday, and a rematch took place. Benoit was in control despite the resilience of 'the Brahma Bull', and again reached for a steel chair when Triple H hit the ring out for more! A Pedigree allowed Rock to pick up the win, and when it was all over the Rock was given a Pedigree receipt for the Rock Bottom endured to Triple H on Monday night! Despite 'the Game' managing to take revenge on 'the Crippler' however, Stephanie McMahon had a bombshell to drop on her ex-husband. Triple H was hoping to come out on top in the 2001 Royal Rumble, but first - he had to fight Chris Benoit for his spot in the Rumble match! As 'the Game' replied affirmative to his ex-wife, the Rock came looking for revenge on 'the Game'. While Triple H first had to go through Benoit, 'the Great One' was looking to win the whole thing for himself!
. Backstage at WWF New York, the former WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi was seen exiting his dressing room. Clad in Phat Wear, sunglasses, and taped ribs, the 400-pound Samoan did not appear to be in high spirits after his title loss to Raven this past week on RAW is WAR. 'Big Kish' was set to grace the stage in New York City - up next!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to the 1997 Royal Rumble. Stone Cold Steve Austin eliminated a record-breaking 10 participants before engaging in controversy with Bret 'Hitman' Hart. Bret eliminated Stone Cold while the referees were busy restraining the Undertaker and Vader from battle, and this allowed 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to re-enter and dump 'the Hitman' from the ring to be declared victorious. To this day, Austin was the holder of most eliminations in a Royal Rumble match - but would it go beaten in thirteen days?
Michael Cole and Al Snow welcomed us back to Sunday Night Heat, seven days away from the 2001 Royal Rumble. The two discussed how Stone Cold Steve Austin was a two-time former winner of the Royal Rumble, but was shooting for a third try next Sunday night on pay-per-view. They discussed the other participants that had come forward this past week to enter the Royal Rumble match, including X-Pac, Matt Hardy and both members of T&A. In brief insert promos, X-Pac, Matt Hardy with Lita and T&A discussed their chances of winning being down to a matter of chance and luck, but that each of them were ready to go on to headline their very first WrestleMania.
The two co-hosts moved on to discuss the very first championship change of 2001 taking place this past Monday night on RAW is WAR, as Raven became the WWF Intercontinental Champion with thanks to his equalizer, the crowbar. Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed how the former champ Rikishi was set to join us, but before they could introduce 'Big Kish' to the stage, Tazz strolled on stage ordering 'the Tazz Show' to be brought to a halt! The thug believed it was no surprise to see Cole and Snow overlook inviting 'the One Man Crime Scene' onto his own show yet again this week, but to their dismay - Tazz was right there in WWF New York tonight! He cackled, while Snow made a remark about how he wished Tazz suffered amnesia and forgot where Sunday Night Heat was live from. Tazz jibed that Snow was jealous because he couldn't compete with his "limp wrist", whereas the thug was planning to go in the Royal Rumble match and toss twenty-nine fake tough guys out of the ring like chumps! Snow squared up to Tazz who shoved Al, but before tensions could grow any more physical, Michael welcomed out 'Big Kish!'
Rikishi came walking out to the stage to a loud ovation from the WWF New York crowd. With bandaged ribs beneath his trademark Phat Wear, the former WWF Intercontinental Champion found himself irked by Tazz's presence and squared off with 'the One Man Crime Scene!' The Samoan asked the thug if he wanted to go, but the Brooklyn native decided to talk a walk inside. Tazz mouthed off to Rikishi all the way, leaving the stage to he and the two co-hosts. Taking a seat on the couch to a pained groan, Michael Cole and Al Snow discussed his unfortunate title loss six nights ago on RAW is WAR as a replay aired. Showing Raven crack Rikishi's broken rib with a crowbar shot out of desperation, it was enough for 'the Creator' to leave with his first taste of gold since arriving in the World Wrestling Federation. Rikishi went on record as saying he knew Raven's true intentions, to make a veteran of the business like himself second-guess his abilities. The fact was 'the Creator' was the WWF Intercontinental Champion now, the Samoan had to live with it. What Raven did not consider was to what extent it took to dethrone him as the champ.
'Big Kish' noted the past couple of weeks, how the enigma had been out to get underneath every single of the boys in the back's skin, ever since he'd arrived. Noting his efforts to cost Rikishi and his boys in Too Cool at each and every turn, to then try and have Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay turn against him just for it to backfire. As far Kish was concerned, Raven was lying to himself. Rikishi discussed Raven believing himself to be a 'creator', a bringer of fate and despair, somebody that preached his own agenda in good nature only. What Rikishi saw was a cowardly little rodent asking to be squashed! Rikishi claimed Raven came out each and every week spewing garbage about his prophecies, his funhouse and asylums, and Rikishi was sick and tired of having to hear about it! He believed that the new champ was a manipulator, someone with a warped sense of the world who believed because he went through it - everybody had to go through it!
Michael asked Rikishi about his thoughts to Raven's claims he was over the hill, and 'Big Kish' elaborated on his backstory and upbringing. He came to the United States to leave the ganglands behind, and truly make a difference. Rikishi wanted to clean things up and make a difference upon arriving in the World Wrestling Federation, and that is what he had done! Be it in a thong, dancing around and laughing, or kicking ass and doing the best he can, 'Big Kish' wasn't afraid with how he'd be perceived. Reiterating how he walked around wearing a thong, the 400-pounder refused to have Raven drag his name through the mud! Rikishi said that if anybody were to shut the homeless fool up, he would gladly be the one to make it happen, because he was done playing games and tricks! Al Snow asked 'Big Kish' if that meant to expect a rematch, and Rikishi declared yes. WWF New York applauded Rikishi's passionate speech as he spoke out about challenging Raven to a rematch at the Royal Rumble next weekend, with the WWF Intercontinental Championship on the line. Rikishi promised to deliver the goods and make it so Raven had his mouth wired shut - courtesy of 'Big Kish!'
Tazz soon returned to the stage, claiming that Rikishi's words were real fat claims from a real lard ass like him! 'The One Man Crime Scene' claimed that he knew Raven far better than 'Big Kish', and the vast majority of the boys in the back for that matter. Tazz resented Rikishi's claims that Raven was all word and no mouth, that come the Royal Rumble 'the Creator' would retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship and prove it by kicking his fat ass around. The Samoan suddenly jolted to his feet and came after the thug, clearly in no mood. The thug decided to take another leave from the stage, warning Rikishi to calm down or face the Tazzmission. The 400-pounder yelled back at Tazz to find his set and fight him, before raising his fists in dominance to another loud ovation.
. In the APA's office Jacqueline was seen hanging out with Bradshaw and Faarooq, following their recent disputes with the former trio of T&A and Trish Stratus. Kevin Kelly approached the group, when Faarooq demanded he use the door first. Having re-entered more appropriately, Kevin looked for the APA's thoughts on Test and Albert showing Trish the door, to which Jacqueline believed it wouldn't help their chances. Jackie believed Trish was a dead weight for their team and insulted the former strategic agent for being nothing more than a ballbuster and someone lording off of T&A's success, but they couldn't beat the APA one way or the other. Faarooq agreed and said that the APA had beaten T&A time and time again, they were past their due date. T&A may have been WWF Tag Team Champions, but those days were behind them and the APA promised to show it tonight. Bradshaw believed T&A may at least be more focused than they were before, but it didn't matter. Tonight they would bust their asses all over again, because that's what the APA were all about - Always Pounding Asses!
We returned to Sunday Night Heat to Michael Cole and Al Snow surveying the people of WWF New York on who would come out on top in the Dudley Boyz' match with the Right to Censor come the Royal Rumble. When inquiring who believed the RTC would leave Royal Rumble as WWF Tag Team Champions, the entertainment complex responded in loud boos. When the Dudleys were mentioned, they cheered hysterically. Al Snow believed that said the whole story: the people didn't want to buy into what the RTC were selling, as devastatingly destructive as they had been. Michael agreed, but believed Steven Richards and his army of colleagues had all that it took to steal the win next weekend on pay-per-view.
The two discussed a new situation unfolding as well, as WWF Women's Champion Ivory and her colleague Mark Henry made their feelings heard this past Thursday on SmackDown, insulting the exploits of 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna, who had been ensuing on a new modelling career kickstarted by her best-selling appearance on the cover of Playboy. Al Snow noted that Chyna and her budding romance with 'the One' Billy Gunn' looked to be much more than just a couple of pretty faces - they had potential to bite back against the Right to Censor, all possible thanks to the Right to Nudity campaign they were starting! After the dispute and having saved the Dudley Boyz from the RTC on SmackDown, an eight-person tag team match had been signed for tomorrow night on RAW is WAR - the Right to Censor's Steven Richards, Mark Henry, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan opposite the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz, Billy Gunn and Chyna!
The Kat introduced herself out to the stage at WWF New York to a huge ovation, the fans of the Big Apple more than happy to see the glamorous WWF Diva in the flesh. Kat took her stance centerstage facing Michael Cole and Al Snow, declaring that after seeing what the Right to Censor had been capable of in recent weeks - she was firmly on the side of Chyna and Billy Gunn's! Unzipping her jacket to reveal a Right to Nudity shirt, the Kat took it one step further by telling Snow that she was about to exercize that right, right here and now - live! The Kat whipped off her RTN shirt to reveal a bra, then kicked off her sandals and lowering her jeans! The Kat stood in front of the entertainment complex in bra and panties, and had plans to take it further by getting naked - when the sirens started blazing! WWF Women's Champion Ivory rushed onto the stage with Mark Henry wielding a towel, immediately covering Kat up! As 'the Secret Weapon' picked Kat up with ease kicking and screaming, Ivory was disgraced by what was happening in New York City! 'The Role Model' of the RTC believed that WWF New York was the seediest nightclub in the United States, and ordered each fan to be equally as ashamed of what their eyes had just seen! Kat vanished in Henry's custody, while Snow muttered about the RTC considering expansion into Europe's nightclub scene. Ivory slapped Al hard across the face and warned him, before the champ declared this segment over and censored!
. WWF European Champion William Regal made his way out to the ring for a title defense tonight on Sunday Night Heat, with the people in the arena responding astoundingly negatively towards 'the Goodwill Ambassador'. Entering the ring, the Englishman grinned and greeted warmly the people in attendance. Before embarking on another humiliating win at the expense of an old chap named D-Lo Brown, the Brit decided to take the time to discuss the 2001 Royal Rumble. He understood how the gents in the locker rooms all believed they each had an ounce of winning the 2001 Royal Rumble, when William discarded their feeble claims with a history lesson. Great Britain had time and time again conquered war, be it civil wars or world wars. Comparing the Rumble next weekend to a world war, Regal confidently believed that Britain would once again come out on top - because he would be victorious at the end of it all! D-Lo Brown finally interrupted the Englishman, looking to take back the gold he lost in England, just over one month ago! 2) William Regal (c) def. D-Lo Brown to retain the WWF European Championship (4:34)While William Regal was looking forward to the Royal Rumble match next weekend, his problems with Chris Jericho resumed this past week as Y2J overcame both he and X-Pac on SmackDown, this past Thursday night. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' was scheduled to team with X-Pac tomorrow night on RAW is WAR against the loudmouth Canadian and a mystery tag team partner, but tonight he resumed unfinished business with a former WWF European Champion in D-Lo Brown. D-Lo had wanted the title back since losing it at Rebellion in England last month, and showed this by managing to outwrestle the Englishman early. A calf kick connected for a near fall, when Regal surprised the challenger with a huge knee lift. With a knee on his spine he choked on D-Lo before delivering some leg stomps. Brown struggled as the unorthodox British veteran kept him grounded, a double underhook suplex scoring him a near fall. Regal clobbered D-Lo with a series of European uppercuts in the corner when D-Lo came battling back, coming off the ropes with a big calf kick! D-Lo delivered Sky High, but Regal was able to muscle out at two. The former champ was eager to retain his title, when Regal took Brown down and caused him to tweak his knee. The besmirched Englishman applied the Regal Stretch, forcing D-Lo to tap out, to retain the title.
'The Goodwill Ambassador' was once again victorious against the former champion D-Lo Brown, able to retain the WWF European Championship. William Regal's demeanor changed to that of pleasure after the bell sounded, recomposing himself and handing the negative crowd a modest wave. Regal was geared up for the Royal Rumble match, but tomorrow night on RAW is WAR he was set to team alongside X-Pac to take on Chris Jericho, and a mystery partner.
. A video package aired, reviewing this week's instalment of the McMahon Family War. Coming after Stephanie McMahon's thunderous slap to her father as SmackDown went off the air a week ago, Vince McMahon maintained strict professionalism on RAW is WAR. Despite Stephanie and Shane McMahon's hopes of altering the stipulations to Stone Cold Steve Austin's battle with the Big Show, the Chairman stuck to the script but adjusted it to be a First Blood match. In an action-packed main event, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' busted 'the Giant' open while the referee was down, when Shane McMahon interfered himself with a jumping chair shot to cut Austin wide open - costing him the match! In return, Vince came out to sucker punch his son Shane before leaving. On SmackDown last Thursday, Shane spent most of the night training for another chance encounter with his old man. Shadowboxing, punching a bag, and even stalking the parking lot. But after involving himself to ensure Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian defeated the Undertaker and Stone Cold, an exhausted Shane ran from 'the Rattlesnake'. Vince had finally arrived, and declared that not only would he be in 'the American Badass's corner for his WWF Championship match at the Royal Rumble - but tomorrow night on RAW is WAR, Shane would have to face Stone Cold - one-on-one!
. We cut suddenly to the backlot of WWF New York, where a muscular security guard protected the Kat from the advancing members of the Right to Censor. It was the Right to Nudity against WWF Women's Champion Ivory and Mark Henry, who hollered about demanding Kat be ejected from the entertainment complex for attempt of exposing herself! Kat screamed back at 'the Role Model' and 'the Secret Weapon', before - off screen - throwing off her towel and bra to the fury of the RTC members! Who knew what would happen in the eight-person tag team match tomorrow night!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to the 1992 Royal Rumble. With the WWF Championship having been vacated a month prior, the 30-man Royal Rumble match had more on the line than anything in recent memory, with the richest prize in the business at stake. 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair would enter at number three and miraculously last over an hour: eliminating Sid Justice with the help of Hulk Hogan to be crowned the WWF Champion. Who might go the distance in ten days?
Michael Cole and Al Snow were on the stage hyping up the WWF New York crowd, asking who was ready for the 2001 Royal Rumble, live on pay-per-view in a week's time! The fans roared, as Michael and Al listed the names that had come forward for the annual Royal Rumble match. Among them were Stone Cold Steve Austin, Joe E. Legend, X-Pac, Big Show, The Rock, Chris Jericho, William Regal, Billy Gunn, Edge and Christian, T&A's Test and Albert, Lance Storm, the APA, Matt Hardy and Val Venis. That marked seventeen names - but as revealed on SmackDown last Thursday night, the winner of a Triple H and Chris Benoit match would also qualify for the Royal Rumble match that very same night! After discussing the potential winners, they ran down the other matches announced. Kurt Angle would defend the WWF Championship against the Undertaker, with Shane and Stephanie McMahon in 'the Megastar's corner, and Vince McMahon reportedly in 'the American Badass's corner! The Dudley Boyz would put the WWF Tag Team Championships at stake against the Right to Censor, but which combination of RTC members would they be? Added earlier tonight by the former champ, Rikishi would also be looking to regain the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Raven. It was shaping up to be a massive night!
Michael Cole then had some breaking news to deliver in regards to RAW is WAR tomorrow night. Six days out from the Royal Rumble, a major main event had been declared as The Rock would go one-on-one with Triple H! Al Snow factored in what else we could expect, including Stone Cold Steve Austin facing Shane McMahon at his father Vince McMahon's order; the Dudley Boyz, Chyna and Billy Gunn against the Right to Censor in an eight-person tag team match; X-Pac and William Regal against Chris Jericho and a mystery partner to be named; plus, the new WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show would defend against K-Kwik!
. A video package aired, reviewing the ongoing saga between the WWF Champion Kurt Angle and the Undertaker. Coming after 'the American Badass's victory in the number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match, it appeared that 'the Megastar' would find himself frightened by his next major threat. Instead, he, Edge and Christian took to the ring on RAW is WAR to not just impersonate 'the American Badass's style and aura, but make fun of it. The Undertaker responded by running the Olympic Gold Medalist from the ring, and leave his Canadian friends laying. On SmackDown this past Thursday night, Team ECK tried to take out their aggression on Stone Cold Steve Austin as he spoke ill towards Angle's girlfriend Stephanie McMahon. The Undertaker would make the save, despite 'the Texas Rattlesnake's wishes. Despite this, a three-on-two handicap match took place in the main event, with Undertaker closing in on a dramatic victory against the WWF Champion. That is until Shane O'Mac included himself, sending Stone Cold after him. The Undertaker fell victim to a brutal Conchairto, and an Olympic Slam enabled Angle to score a humiliating victory against his number one contender. Angle and the Coalition were on cloud nine, but who would have the last laugh come the Royal Rumble?
. 3) T&A def. The APA (4:18)In another encounter between these two teams, there was a major difference since their last match just six days ago. T&A had been on a losing streak since losing the WWF Tag Team Championships to the Dudley Boyz at Armageddon, and the return of Trish Stratus did not lead to any turnaround in their luck. Finally disgruntled after a loss to Bradshaw and Faarooq this past week on RAW is WAR, Test - who appeared to be on Trish's side - and Albert fired their strategic agent from the team. T&A were now on their own, and looking to get even with the APA. Bradshaw and Faarooq collided with the two as the match began, narrowing down to Bradshaw getting the better of the tall Canadian with a big boot. Bradshaw continued to hammer on Test who slugged it out in return, an eye rake giving T&A the opening. A gutwrench powerbomb scored a near fall before Albert came in with a big splash in the corner, and a second on the canvas for a two count. 'The Freight Train' punished the tough Texan until a Baldo Bomb attempt went blocked, and an impressive fallaway slam allowed Faarooq to make the tag. Coming in hot, the former defensive tackle rushed both Test and Albert, a spinebuster for Test getting two, when Albert struck him with a back suplex! Test delivered a pumphandle slam and went for a diving elbow drop, but Faarooq rolled and made the tag to Bradshaw! The Texan now ran wild on T&A, stumbling Albert down with a three clotheslines. Test narrowly dodged a big boot when the Clothesline From Hell connected, but Albert dropped a leg over Bradshaw! Faarooq and Test battled to the floor, while inside Test struck with a harsh big boot to the face, giving T&A the win!
After dumping their strategic agent Trish Stratus, Test and Albert had picked up a big win against the APA. Faarooq came in to check on Bradshaw, while T&A gathered in the ring with a dominant hug, raising one another's hands as victors. That's when Trish Stratus came wandering out to the rampway to a positive reception! T&A were irate seeing their former manager, but Trish stood on the stage with her hands at her hips - a smile on her face! This allowed the APA to strike back, as Bradshaw decapitated Albert with the Clothesline From Hell, and a double powerbomb put Test down! The APA stood tall with a salute for the crowd, while Trish simply smiling and left the arena once more. No longer having to represent T&A, where would Trish go next? What was Stratus's next move?
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Post by DTP. on Dec 1, 2020 11:55:49 GMT -5
WWF Live! - January 13-14, 2001 January 13, 2001 - Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan:
- Val Venis def. Tazz
- The APA def. T&A
- Chris Benoit def. D-Lo Brown
- Essa Rios (c) def. Matt Hardy to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship.
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. Edge and Christian & The Right to Censor to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship.
- The Undertaker def. Kurt Angle (c) by count-out; Kurt Angle retains the WWF Championship.
- Lance Storm def. K-Kwik
- Chris Jericho and WWF Intercontinental Champion Rikishi def. Raven and Lance Storm
- Billy Gunn def. X-Pac
- Stone Cold Steve Austin def. WWF Hardcore Champion The Big Show in a No-Disqualification match
January 13, 2001 - American Legion Building in Corinth, Mississippi:Co-promoted with Power Pro Wrestling & Memphis Championship Wrestling.- Spanky def. Joe E. Legend
- Ivory (c) def. The Kat to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- The Holly Cousins def. The Radicalz
- Jerry Lawler def. Steven Richards
- Too Cool def. Rodney and Pete Gas
January 14, 2001 - Dane County Coliseum in Madison, Wisconsin: - Kaientai def. The Dupps
- Mark Henry def. D-Lo Brown
- Ivory (c) def. Lita to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- Essa Rios (c) def. Matt Hardy to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin def. WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show
- Jerry Lawler def. Joe E. Legend
- Too Cool and K-Kwik def. The Goodfather, Bull Buchanan and Steven Richards
- Billy Gunn def. X-Pac
- Rikishi (c) def. Raven to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
January 14, 2001 - Browne County Arena in Green Bay, Wisconsin:
- Val Venis def. Tex Slazenger
- The Radicalz and Terri def. The Holly Cousins
- The APA def. T&A
- Lance Storm def. Road Dogg
- Chris Benoit def. Chris Jericho
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. Edge and Christian to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship.
- Kane def. Steve Blackman
- Kurt Angle (c) def. The Undertaker by disqualification to retain the WWF Championship.
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Post by DTP. on Dec 1, 2020 12:06:17 GMT -5
RAW is WAR - January 15, 2001 Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin Live on TNN
A graphic aired, depicting the likeness of Martin Luther King on Martin Luther King Day. Vince McMahon narrated the piece, a video package commemorating the acts of good will and freedom of speech King acted upon throughout his career as a civil rights leader and devoted Christian beliefs.
A video package aired, reliving last Thursday night on SmackDown. Having received a right hand upside the jaw courtesy of his father Vince McMahon on RAW is WAR, Shane McMahon was bent out of shape. Training for the Chairman's arrival, it had even his sister Stephanie McMahon and Kurt Angle concerned. Shane O'Mac trained all night shadowboxing, when a limousine arrived to instead be Trish Stratus arriving at the arena. The main event was set to be a three-on-two handicap match, with the tense team of Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker doing everything in their power to battle 'the Megastar', Edge and Christian. Austin had the match won when Shane McMahon involved himself, just to wind up chased to the backstage area by Austin. Team ECK struck with a Conchairto and an Olympic Slam to 'the American Badass' to help the WWF Champion pick up a win over his Royal Rumble opponent, when 'the Texas Rattlesnake returned to clean house of the Coalition. Having outrun Austin, Shane paused to catch his breath when his Dad showed up behind him: revealing that he'd not only be in Undertaker's corner at the Rumble opposite he and Stephanie - but that Shane had to fight Stone Cold Steve Austin, on RAW is WAR!
The opening video package aired, bringing us to the Bradley Center for RAW is WAR! The crowd was hot in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, as pyrotechnics erupted across the stage. We were six days away from the 2001 Royal Rumble, live on pay-per-view, and the capacity crowd on show were ready. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler introduced us to the show, where tonight Stone Cold Steve Austin gets his chance to exact revenge on Shane McMahon in the ring! Plus, an eight-man tag team match between the Right to Censor, and the Right to Nudity - Chyna and 'the One' Billy Gunn teaming with the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz! Yet in a blockbuster main event, a fierce rivalry would be reenacted as The Rock battles Triple H!1) The Big Show (c) def. K-Kwik to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (2:52)The former WWF Hardcore Champion K-Kwik had everybody fooled on SmackDown after showing up earlier in the night at WWF New York, to then jump Steve Blackman and put him away to recapture the title. The seven-foot tall gargantuan made his presence felt however, laying waste to 'the Lethal Weapon' as well as K-Dawg, to unexpectedly become the WWF Hardcore Champion. K-Kwik still wanted revenge for 'the Giant' costing him the title in the first place several weeks ago, clobbering Show as he walked down the rampway with a stop sign! The battle continued at ringside, where K-Dawg would introduce a mop, breaking it across the spine of the Big Show. The rapper rubbed the mophead in Show's face, before flying from the top rope with a stop sign only to have it punched in his face by the champ! Big Show provided trash can shots across the back and head of the former champ, when a low blow and a scissors kick scored a surprising near fall. Show pressed K-Dawg off, when Steve Blackman showed up with his martial arts sticks! 'The Lethal Weapon' struck with a combination of strikes to K-Kwik, when Big Show put Blackman down with the Chokeslam. K-Dawg tried a leaping axe kick to 'the Giant', who turned it into the Final Cut to retain the title.
The Big Show had his hand raised in victory, a dominant first title defense as WWF Hardcore Champion despite the 24/7 rule allowing Steve Blackman to interfere. 'The Giant' would also be in the Royal Rumble match on Sunday, making a keen example by dumping K-Kwik's carcass over the top rope in a dominant display. The glass shattered, bringing out a hot-headed Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' had been screwed out of a First Blood one week ago by the 500-pounder, and Austin came packing with a steel chair in hand, bouncing off the cranium of the Big Show! Austin followed with a Stone Cold Stunner to send Show to the floor, before giving Blackman one for good measure! Austin too was in the Rumble on Sunday, and proved a point by tossing 'the Lethal Weapon' out of the ring! Austin was set to meet Shane McMahon tonight, and took a seat on his steel chair in the center of the ring!
. The locker room of the Coalition stood in awe watching the monitor, as Shane McMahon arrived. Moving past Edge and Christian and Chris Benoit to take a closer look, the WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon looked at him stunned, as Shane acknowledged Stone Cold Steve Austin waiting for him to show himself! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' wasn't wasting any time, and Shane was ready to go right now - Kurt and Steph trying to talk him out of answering 'the Rattlesnake's call!
Back live, Stone Cold Steve Austin remained seated in the middle of the ring, a microphone in hand. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' said that while he waited for Shane McMahon to show his scrawny little ass, he had some business to take care of. Naming the Royal Rumble being six days away, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' reminded the people of how long he had been waiting to raise hell to this extent. For one year he had to sit on his ass with a six-pack of beer for RAW every Monday night, waiting to be given the all clear to stomp a mudhole in somebody's ass! Doctors told Austin he might never wrestle again, but Stone Cold was back, he was smarter than ever and tougher than ever. Austin claimed that he had nothing to lose, that the Royal Rumble match was every man for himself, and Austin fully planned on taking his frustration out on 29 other jackasses! Stone Cold addressed his problems with the Coalition, headed by the whiniest, pathetic Olympic Gold smart-ass there ever was - swamped by his old friends the McMahon Family. Steve really didn't care about the dispute between Vince McMahon and his children, all Austin cared about was Shane O'Mac sticking his nose where it didn't belong - not once, but twice! Stone Cold was calling Shane O'Mac out for a fight - right here and now!
Stephanie McMahon answered the call, instead of her brother Shane McMahon. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' was not alone however, as Edge and Christian supported her for safety. Stone Cold was irked at Shane's absence, while the girlfriend of Kurt Angle marched to the ring with caution. Stephanie complained that despite everything Austin had done to her family, he always managed to get his own way. Perhaps that was her father's weakness - he gave Austin everything like a spoilt child. The Chairman may have claimed he hated Austin's guts, but deep down Shane and her each realized that Vince McMahon was going soft in his old age. The problem lied with the fact that Vince's children were nothing like Dad, and never would be! Austin finally shut her up, demanding to know where Shane was hiding. Christian took the microphone and fielded the question by asking Austin what had made him the way he is. Always angry, so violent. Was it because Stone Cold was bald-headed trailer park trash with no friends? Edge gloated that they totally embarrassed Austin and the Undertaker on SmackDown, high-fiving. Austin called them ugly bastards. Stephanie finally told Steve that Shane didn't need to answer to 'the Texas Rattlesnake's threats. Shane didn't even need to answer to their father's decisions! Steph claimed that while Vince might be the Owner of the World Wrestling Federation, his children also had power of the company as well!
Stephanie McMahon plead her case to Stone Cold Steve Austin, when Vince McMahon made his way out to the rampway! The Chairman sighed with disbelief at 'Daddy's Little Girl' being all grown up, apologizing to Steve Austin for getting caught up in this. Addressing Stephanie, Vince claimed that much was true - Shane and herself did have power over the company. The issue was that Vince oversaw each and every decision his children made! Therefore, Vince made it concrete that Stone Cold would face his son Shane McMahon tonight - and if he didn't, Dad would have no choice but to have Shane and Stephanie each escorted from the Bradley Center! Vince ordered Steph to get Shane's head out of the clouds and into the damn ring, when Stone Cold had some words for the Chairman. Commenting on the history they shared, Stone Cold wasn't about to become a soldier for Vince's pleasures. He still believed that all McMahons were worthless piles of cr*p, and he didn't give a damn if it was a match or a hunt to fight Shane. The Texan did believe there was one thing that was certain: however the Coalition may stand united, divided they would fall! Austin clocked Christian across the head with a steel chair, before getting into a fight with Edge - dropping him with the Stunner! Stephanie fled to ringside, while Austin hauled ass out of the ring and up the rampway! Austin crossed paths with Vince and mouthed off at him, Stone Cold ready for a fight with anybody!
. T&A were backstage hanging out, a calmness in the air as Test and Albert were approached by Jonathan Coachman. 'The Coach' discussed how T&A may have fired their strategic agent Trish Stratus last week, but after Trish cost them their match last night on Sunday Night Heat, Coach wanted to know what their next move was. Albert growled that it was obvious why Trish was still getting involved with their business, but T&A were a boys only club. They didn't need Trish, they outlived her! Test followed up, saying that despite the hostile terms they were now on, they figured they'd let her have her five minutes of fame tonight. Test coldly said they were giving Trish the benefit of the doubt to state her business, if she dared to show up, but after that their business relationship would go severed for good. What would Trish have to say?
The Big Show feigned his head, complaining of a sharp headache. The WWF Hardcore Champion was sprawled on the couch in the Coalition's dressing room, while Shane McMahon was back at it bouncing around the room, throwing the occasional punch. Shane O'Mac was ready for a fight despite it being against Stone Cold Steve Austin, when Chris Benoit entered the room. 'The Rabid Wolverine' knew that he had his fair share of problems with meeting Triple H at the Royal Rumble, but wanted to offer his support against 'the Texas Rattlesnake' tonight. Shane laughed and told Benoit he appreciated it, but he believed that he was going to be just fine going it alone! Benoit shrugged and left, 'the Giant' continuing to moan in agony. Did Shane truly believe he had a chance in hell?
. The Right to Censor made their way out to the ring to loud boos from the Milwaukee crowd. Steven Richards headed the group, Bull Buchanan, the Goodfather, Mark Henry and WWF Women's Champion Ivory following suit. Filing out in the ring, Steven gleefully ordered the people to say goodbye to the Dudley Boyz' reign as WWF Tag Team Champions. Richards claimed the Royal Rumble would be the RTC's night for supremacy, that they would beat the Dudleys, and Ivory would defend the WWF Women's Championship successfully. The champ chirped about how disgusting Chyna's conduct had been, posing nude for Playboy she thought was the lowest one could degrade themselves, but to form a rival organization called the Right to Nudity was a frivolous invitation. Ivory believed she was the real 'Role Model', and that tonight the RTN would receive swift justice courtesy of the RTC.
Chyna and 'the One' Billy Gunn walked out to the stage, each draped in cut-up versions of the new Right to Nudity T-shirts! 'The Ninth Wonder of the World's presence infuriated Ivory particularly, while Mark Henry watched his once-love interest with intrigue. Billy tore his shirt off, when the two were joined by the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz - Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley also wearing the RTN merchandise! 2) WWF Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz, Chyna and Billy Gunn def. The Right to Censor (w/WWF Women's Champion Ivory) (5:18)The WWF Tag Team Championships would be defended in six days at the Royal Rumble, with the Dudley Boyz defending against two unnamed members of the Right to Censor. The RTC had jumped the Dudleys on SmackDown, but it was Billy Gunn and Chyna who came to their aid. The newly-formed rival organization dubbed 'the Right to Nudity' angered the Right to Censor, and Ivory was sure to scowl at 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' from ringside. An eight-person brawl started the match, breaking down to Bull Buchanan and Billy Gunn. Bull fired with a big boot and looked for a clothesline that missed, but a surprising gorilla press slam went executed. A blind tag was made, and Goodfather jumped Billy to take advantage. Goodfather and Buchanan grounded Billy in their corner, while Steven Richards came in to take some cheap shots for good measure. Gunn caught him with an inverted atomic drop and a dropkick, tagging in his date Chyna. The Playboy covergirl cornered Steven and laid out Bull with a hiptoss, when ex-love interest Mark Henry stared her down. Mark paused in his tracks when Bubba Ray made the tag, and the Dudleys entered the fray. Chyna came for Ivory after the WWF Women's Champion tripped her, but Goodfather laid her out with a clothesline. Billy fought with the former pimp at ringside while 'the Secret Weapon' missed a splash in the corner, and a 3D connected giving the champs the win on Mark Henry!
The Dudley Boyz were looking strong headed into their WWF Tag Team Championship defence on Sunday against the Right to Censor, but it appeared that Mark Henry's mind was adrift with the ex-ties he once shared with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna. Steven Richards got on the apron and protested D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley's win, when Chyna and Billy Gunn flipped him in over the top rope the hard way! Bubba spread Steven's legs for D-Von's Wazzup! before the Right to Nudity gathered: it was tables time! Richards was in danger, but as Chyna and Gunn helped D-Von bring in the wood, the RTC were able to help Steven to the floor for safety! The RTC were furious, especially WWF Women's Champion Ivory - a major score to settle with the outlaw Right to Nudity organization.
. The Rock was spotted backstage, arriving at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin! With the Royal Rumble match just six days away, 'the Brahma Bull' was rolling in style, set to meet a longtime rival in 'the Game' Triple H tonight!
Shane McMahon was still full of life and energy in the Coalition's dressing room, when WWF Champion Kurt Angle came in and asked his girlfriend's brother to take a breather for a moment. Sitting on the sofa's arm, 'the Megastar' tried to get Shane right - he was willing to fight Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight alone. Shane was certain of himself, when Kurt asked him what he had in his cereal this morning! Angle was fearful of Shane getting killed by 'the Texas Rattlesnake', but Shane reminded him of the Three Is: Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence would help him get through it. He had made Austin bleed, he had made Austin lose, and he had even outran him! Shane appreciated the pet talk and patted Kurt on the shoulder, leaving the room in confidence. Stephanie McMahon appeared concerned of her brother's condition after tonight, when Angle changed course to discuss her father Vince McMahon positioning himself in the corner of the Undertaker come Royal Rumble. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' didn't know what to say, but the Olympic Gold Medalist had made his mind up already. The Chairman had it out for him for a reason, he could sense it. But this was the Angle Era, and that wouldn't change tonight, against 'the American Badass', or the winner of the Royal Rumble. Angle declared he was going to call Vince out! Steph asked about if Undertaker showed up, but Angle had beaten 'the Deadman' already on SmackDown - he liked his chances.
. In the arena, the new WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven was seen lurking to the ring to loud boos from the crowd. Taking to the microphone, the new champ muttered about how Milwaukee was a cesspool of propaganda. He believed they really did love what anybody could tell them to. Last week he won the title after defeating Rikishi, because the fatass Samoan was going extinct. With bad ribs, there was no way 'Big Kish' could still go - yet now he had to face him again at the Royal Rumble. Despite his moral objections, Raven grieved about having witnessed Sunday Night Heat on MTV last night: watching Rikishi pine for sympathy, begging for the loving arms of WWF New York. Time was running out for the thong-wearing fatso, because Raven was a visionary and 'the Creator' of his own madness. Raven wanted to shed a light to Rikishi and extend the olive branch to him too - he would welcome Rikishi with his own loving arms on Sunday, as he stepped foot in Raven's asylum!
Grandmaster Sexay surprisingly answered 'the Creator's call, with no sign of Scotty 2 Hotty or Rikishi! One-half of Too Cool had been in contact with the manipulative mind-tricks of the new WWF Intercontinental Champion two weeks ago, and as Raven chuckled to himself, he asked Grandmaster what he could do for him. Worked up, Grandmaster angrily declared Raven could do a lot of things for him. Grandmaster was sick of the way Raven lauded himself, walking around like every man's master, and thinking he was God's last gift. To clear the air, Raven begged whatever happened to Sexay breaking from the shackles of the dancing facade, and claiming his own personal opportunities. To his surprise, Grandmaster claimed that while he didn't listen to Raven, and didn't need to - he was claiming his big opportunity right now! Sexay challenged Raven for the title, then sucker punched him in the face!3) Raven (c) def. Grandmaster Sexay to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship (3:22)Within three months of arriving in the World Wrestling Federation, Raven had stolen his way to the WWF Intercontinental Championship last week, the use of a crowbar against Rikishi's cracked rib beneficial to granting him the title. With the title rematch set for the Royal Rumble against 'Big Kish', it was unsurprising that Grandmaster Sexay would still take issue with 'the Creator'. Raven had tried to drive a wedge in Too Cool and Sexay was taking Raven up on his offer for an opportunity, firing away at Raven with ten punches in the corner, followed by a hurricanrana. A missile dropkick scored the challenger a near fall, when a floatover DDT scored him another two count leading to him contesting the call with the official. Raven caught Sexay with a Russian legsweep, before a clothesline into a bulldog out of the corner gave the champ a near fall of his own. Raven pummelled Sexay on the canvas before sinking in a sleeper hold, talking trash about how useless Grandmaster was. It was enough motivation for Grandmaster to break free and respond with a spinning clothesline from the ropes! Sexay bodyslammed Raven and put his goggles on: the Hip Hop Drop unfortunately missing. Raven capitalized with a suddenly swift Evenflow DDT, retaining the title!
The WWF Intercontinental Champion was still the champ, despite an impromptu challenge laid out by Grandmaster Sexay. Raven spread his arms wide open from a kneeling stance in the ring, when the man he would meet at the Royal Rumble in six days came stomping down the rampway! Dressed in Phat Wear, a visibly bandaged Rikishi hit the ring, immediately superkicking Raven down hard! No smile on the face of the former champ tonight, as the Samoan laid into 'the Creator' with hard rights and lefts. The new champ bailed out to the floor yet the 400-pounder advanced after him, when Raven scored with an underhanded kick to the broken rib of 'Big Kish!' Raven grabbed his title and hopped the barricade to safety, arrogantly smiling at a seething former champion. Would Rikishi have his way with Raven on pay-per-view?
. X-Pac was joined by WWF European Champion William Regal in the locker room area, while Kevin Kelly inquired them about their tag team match against Chris Jericho and whomever his mystery partner might be. William was about to speak when the brash X-Pac cut him off. 'The Man' was all about kicking Chris Jericho's punk ass, claiming he got lucky last Thursday night on Smackdown. Everybody knew X-Pac was a Royal Rumble veteran, and as such, X-Pac Heat would be all the craze once he won the 2001 Royal Rumble match! X-Pac high-fived 'the Goodwill Ambassador' and left, when the Englishman grew close to Kevin and asked to stricken his unkept, homeless-apparent tag team partner's comments from the record. Regal chose against pondering who Y2J would have as a partner, sure to be as barbaric as the loudmouth Canadian. After winning tonight, William planned to win the Royal Rumble for himself, as well as his lovely home country of jolly old England!
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Stone Cold Steve Austin was fully suited and booted, ready to go in mere moments. Set to participate in the 2001 Royal Rumble match in six nights on pay-per-view, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' first had some serious business to take care of first, in facing the man that had twice cost him matches this past week - Shane McMahon! Shane O'Mac was allegedly confident about his chances of doing it alone tonight, but how would he fare against 'the Rattlesnake' up next?4) Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Shane McMahon (2:55) While 'the Texas Rattlesnake' would have his work cut out for him in six days at the Royal Rumble, Stone Cold Steve Austin was also looking for a measure of revenge against the man that had been responsible for two losses he had faced last week, in Shane McMahon. Made by Vince McMahon as SmackDown went off the air last week, Shane O'Mac was apparently confident enough to go it alone against 'the Rattlesnake', unaccompanied by any Coalition assistance. That confidence would soon evaporate once he arrived at ringside, laying eyes on Stone Cold watching him from the ring. Shane tried running away but Austin grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him back to ringside and a series of hard right hands! The Texan stomped a mudhole in Shane against the ring steps, before carting his ass inside to further walk Shane's ass dry! Shane was able to push Austin away, before tackling him down and burying him with a flurry of punches. Confidence restored, Shane managed to nail a Lou Thesz press on Austin, before jumping to his feet and doing some jumping jacks! Austin decked Shane in response, dropping Shane with a big spinebuster followed by more stomps. Edge and Christian finally came to Shane's aid, Austin swinging to rid them from the apron! The referee out of place, Shane struck with a cheap low blow before daringly going for a diving elbow drop from the top rope! Shane crashed and burned, and Austin dropped him with a Stunner for the win.
Stone Cold Steve Austin had to admire the courage shown by Shane McMahon tonight, but 'the Texas Rattlesnake' would not have any time to mull it over or celebrate once Edge and Christian dove on him after the bell! The Canadians were furious after being left laying by 'the Rattlesnake' earlier tonight, when Austin came firing back, nailing a Lou Thesz press on Christian! Austin reiterated his place in the Royal Rumble match on Sunday, eliminating Edge from the ring, when a big, angry Big Show lumbered down to the ringside area! The WWF Hardcore Champion held his head in pain after the chair shot and Stunner he'd received earlier tonight, when Edge and Christian again ambushed Austin from behind. 'The Giant' climbed into the ring and swivelled Austin around for a huge Chokeslam to leave him laying! Shane O'Mac came to and jogged on the spot, Edge and Christian presenting a dazed Stone Cold on his knees, for Shane to slap around! They dropped Austin and the Coalition soon left, but as the Coalition celebrated dominance on the rampway, Austin was still conscious - promptly flipping them all the bird! Austin wanted more, and would not stop until the Royal Rumble was over!
. Chris Jericho was backstage with Kevin Kelly standing by, the broadcast journalist wanting to get word on who Y2J's tag team partner would be tonight against X-Pac and WWF European Champion William Regal. Jokingly calling Kevin "Kelly Kelly", the loudmouth rubbed his chin while reeling off potential WWF Superstars that he would also meet in the Royal Rumble match. It could be anybody, and considering Y2J's lack of faith in the assclowns he would throw over the top rope to go on to WrestleMania this Sunday - it was nobody's business! For "X-Prawnk" and the gentle, jolly old Englishman, they'd have to wait and see. One thing for sure was that Regal and X-Pac's little European union of sorts would never, ever be the same after tonight's shocking revelation! We would have to wait and see who Y2J's mystery partner would be.
The Right to Nudity celebrated in the locker room after an impressive showing against the forces of the Right to Censor earlier tonight, the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz high-fiving with 'the One' Billy Gunn, who himself was covered in only a towel. Billy told the Dudleys one thing for sure - it was great to freely express nudity in all of its morning glory. D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley laughed along with him, when Michael Cole approached a smiling Chyna for some follow-up on her near-altercation with WWF Women's Champion Ivory earlier tonight. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' let it be known that the RTN had proven to be a much more popular team than the RTC, because they promised the people what they wanted: the right to freedom, the right to let everything out and let it hang as they wanted! The Playboy covergirl could at least understand 'the Role Model' Ivory's frustrations. She was bitter and jealous, because she looked painfully bland and lacked the fashion expertise she did. She hadn't starred in Playboy before, and she was painfully insecure. Chyna wished she could brighten Ivory's world up, let her shed the awful schoolgirl getup and be one with her body too - but that ship had passed. If Ivory was a true role model, she would put her title on the line this Sunday night against her, and let the fans find out who the better role model truly was!
. WWF Champion Kurt Angle was six days away from meeting the Undertaker at the Royal Rumble, but first had some things he wanted to get off his chest with 'the American Badass's cornerman this Sunday night - his girlfriend's father Vince McMahon. Milwaukee did not take kindly to 'the Megastar's insults of the city, but claimed that their 'Olympic Hero' had come to save them from mediocrity. The champ acknowledged his upcoming match against 'the Deadman', a man that was ten years his senior in in-ring experience, yet had already trumped time and time again. Angle remarked how he had already beaten the Undertaker, and that the veteran was a flash in the pan as a number one contender. Claiming himself to be the man to beat in the World Wrestling Federation, Angle did not believe that the Undertaker exactly knew what he was in for. A decade of destruction may have seen his Royal Rumble opponent reach some career heights, a former multi-time WWF Champion in his own right. Yet comparing 'the Deadman's accolades to 'the Megastar's was night and day. The proud American transgressed to discuss an interesting twist to what would surely be a typical WWF Championship defense - the presence of Vince McMahon at ringside. Angle was not phased by the Chairman's choice to admire him up close, hoping it would win him over.
Clearly there was something troubling Vince, but it surely couldn't be the fact that may well be one day related through marriage, as a possibility. The truth was, the Chairman was sceptical of 'the Megastar', and he didn't quite understand it. He could walk, he could talk, he could fight and wrestle - and he was also handsome! Yet the time for winning Stephanie McMahon's father's adulation was over. Kurt had tried to play nice, but since they were on opposite sides of the McMahon Family War: Kurt wanted to know the real reasons why Vince hated his freaking guts! Vince McMahon emerged on the stage in return, the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation strutting down to the ring. Angle smirked at the sight of the straight-laced boss, glad to see him face to face. Angle wanted to know what McMahon's malfunction was, that he was unlike the Hulk Hogans, the Bret Harts and the Rocks: he was greater than all of them combined, altogether! Finally Vince defiantly snatched the microphone and gave Kurt what he was asking for. Vince didn't hate Kurt - he resented him! McMahon brought up the idea that Kurt was knocking boots with his precious daughter, and the theory that Angle was the reason why his children opposed him so much. Vince thought Kurt was full of himself, an egomaniacal narcissist insecure of his own actions that had corrupted 'Daddy's Little Girl' into joining he and Shane McMahon into creating a dictatorship: those were just one reason he couldn't tolerate Kurt Angle.
The WWF Champion nodded and contested that the Coalition made her very happy, and that for once in Stephanie McMahon's life she was the one in charge! Kurt Angle reminded the Chairman that she was no longer 'Daddy's Little Girl' because she didn't have to be, she was all grown up now! Instead of undermining his daughter at each and every turn, Kurt suggested Vince support her and follow her every step in the business of making decisions - something Vince had been losing wisdom in for quite some time. A surly smirk appeared on the boss's face as he pointed out what he really saw in Kurt Angle. Vince believed Kurt knew he was as good as he thought he was, that he had the grapefruits to be that way as WWF Champion. Surrounded by a frontline of yes-men, he'd controlled the past five months as champ because of his support net. But that support net wouldn't be there on Sunday. It would be Shane and Stephanie McMahon in Kurt's corner, and Vincent Kennedy McMahon in the Undertaker's. But if Kurt wanted to know what Vince thought - he lacked the grapefruits to get the job done fair and square, all on his own! Vince confessed he would gain a grain of respect for the Olympic Gold Medalist, if he could face 'the Deadman' and get the job done on Sunday. It drove Kurt to angrily fire back telling Vince he could do him one better: he knew he could beat the Undertaker, and that would be on display on Sunday when he made his opponent do what no man had made him do before - tap out!
The Chairman appeared to have taken the lead and gotten the WWF Champion all fired up, and Vince McMahon knew he had Kurt Angle in the palm of his hand. Vince liked Kurt Angle's chances, he liked them so much that he asked 'the Megastar' why wait until Sunday at the Royal Rumble. If Kurt Angle believed he could beat the Undertaker, one-on-one, without Shane, Stephanie or any other Coalition member, by making 'the American Badass' tap out - why not prove it right now? Angle didn't appear to back down, and on cue came the Undertaker stomping out to the ring! Milwaukee was loud for 'the Deadman', as the number one contender hit the ring and immediately big booted Angle down! Fast hands striking hard and quick in the corner, the Undertaker was giving Kurt Angle a receipt for the pinfall loss suffered on SmackDown last week! Angle fought back and looked for the Olympic Slam, but Undertaker landed against the ropes and floundered the Olympic Gold Medalist with a DDT! Vince McMahon was seen watching at ringside, as 'the Deadman' took Kurt Angle up for the Last Ride! The WWF Champion had been left laying, the victim of his own brags, courtesy of 'the Deadman!' The stubborn 'Megastar's reign was in jeopardy, with Undertaker looking to once again become WWF Champion in six days time!
. Chris Jericho was seen again with a mischievous grin on his face. Bending his wrists, the Canadian was six days away from participating in the 2001 Royal Rumble match. First, he had to bypass X-Pac and the WWF European Champion William Regal. Y2J had not named his mystery partner yet, but would have to next - in tag team action!
Back live, we went to deep in the heart of Times Square where WWF New York had the Radicalz in attendance. Sat in the restaurant complex in New York City, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko listened as Terri discussed the Royal Rumble match in six days over a bite to eat. 'The She-Devil' conceded that it would be a brilliant opportunity for either one of them to do what nobody expected - and win the Royal Rumble match to headline WrestleMania. Terri remarked that whomever it would be, they would be sure to have Terri's "goods" for the taking. Saturn was confident about his own abilities in winning, causing Malenko to rally himself as a potentially viable victor. The Radicalz had another fiery dispute, going back and forth while their mutual interest ordered them to calm down. Malenko flung his arm in Saturn's way and knocked his glass of water over, spilling all over Terri's cleavage! Shocked, cold and soaked, 'the She-Devil' was embarrassed, while Saturn and Malenko paused before laughing at Terri!
. In the arena the WWF European Champion William Regal was seen arriving in the ring ahead of tag team action. His partner X-Pac would soon gyrate down the rampway as well, brash and arrogant to the chagrin of the pompous 'Goodwill Ambassador'. The two made small talk when the countdown began, and a blast of pyrotechnics erupted across the stage. Chris Jericho graced the Bradley Center and welcomed everybody to RAW is Jericho! We were six days away from the Royal Rumble, and after he planned to throw twenty-nine other jackasses over the top rope, it would henceforth be known as Rumble...is Jericho! Y2J noted the mysterious nature of whom his partner would be. So many of the boys in the back had come up to the Canadian, quizzing him on who it could be, and how badly they each wanted to kick "X-Prawnk" and the sissy-teasippers asses - but alas knowing it would be every man for himself on Sunday, he had to think outside of the ring, outside of the box - his mystery partner was Jerry Lawler! 'The King' cackled and left commentary, apologizing to Jim Ross for not letting him know sooner! Y2J hit the ring, while Jerry disrobed and entered to duke it out with X-Pac!5) Chris Jericho and Jerry Lawler def. WWF European Champion William Regal and X-Pac (4:45)The Royal Rumble match was shaping up to be as unpredictable as Chris Jericho's choice in mystery tag team partners, 'the King' getting him some of X-Pac after he and William Regal had united to try and remove Y2J from the equation. There seemed to be tension brewing between the polar opposite tag partners, but in the 2001 Royal Rumble match it would be every man for himself. Jericho and Lawler were quick to clean the ring of their opposition early, when Y2J delivered a baseball slide to William Regal, then followed with a plancha over the top rope, crossbodying X-Pac! Y2J delivered chops to the Englishman when X-Pac jumped him from behind, but Jerry came out and took another swing for 'the Man!' Y2J turned his back, when Regal struck with a chop block! Back in the ring, Regal slammed the leg of the Canadian off of the canvas, when X-Pac came in to add insult to injury. His educated feet performed a kicking combination in the corner, when the Bronco Buster went delivered. X-Pac was as confident as ever, when Y2J surprised him with a spinning wheel kick! 'The King' came in as the legal man, pounding away at Regal and dropping him with an inverted atomic drop! Ten punches connected in the corner on X-Pac when Regal struck from behind. The Regal Cutter was attempted, but a big right hand swayed him! The strap was lowered and Jerry executed the diving fist drop to Regal, when Y2J made the tag and scored the Lionsault on X-Pac to pick up the win!
Chris Jericho was headed for the Royal Rumble with a full head of steam, ready for the 30-man annual classic! Jerry Lawler joined Y2J in raising his hand while Jim Ross on commentary remarked that 'the King' could still get the job done! X-Pac was disappointed by the loss when the WWF European Champion scolded him for losing them the match. 'The Man' did not approve of William Regal's criticisms, arguing with 'the Goodwill Ambassador' in response. Their differences could not be clearer than day, while Y2J basked in the cheers of a hot Milwaukee crowd.
. Trish Stratus was seen walking the halls of the backstage area, on a night where she was to be called out by her former allies in T&A. She turned a corner and came across a struggling WWF Champion Kurt Angle, feigning sorrow for 'the Megastar' having gotten his ass handed to him by the Undertaker moments ago! Kurt leaned against a shelving unit, assuring Trish that he'd be fine and that he would still be the man to come out on top at the Royal Rumble. Stratus giggled and wished the Olympic Gold Medalist luck, when faced by Stephanie McMahon. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' sneered at Trish for talking to her boyfriend, asking Trish if she had anywhere else to dig for gold. Stratus apologized and kept walking, seemingly headed for the ring now!
Triple H was in the interview area, awaiting what was sure to be another epic encounter with The Rock in tonight's main event. Michael Cole set the stage for the Royal Rumble, with 'the Game' having learned that he would not only have to endure the 30-man, hour long match, but also have to go up against Chris Benoit. When asked for his thoughts, 'the Game' knew all about it, that his ex-wife Stephanie McMahon had made herself perfectly clear. He knew his problems with 'the Rabid Wolverine' full well and would take care of the matter when he went double duty on Sunday - but tonight was about the Rock. After all of the wars they had shared, the WrestleMania encounter, Backlash, Three Stages of Hell - they had despised one another for the longest time. But with the Royal Rumble, their stars were now aligned, and 'the Brahma Bull' would have to stand across the ring from him one more time tonight! But this time it would be different. No Stephanie McMahon, no D-Generation X, just two guys looking to stand tall at the end of the Royal Rumble, with the promise of going on to headline WrestleMania! Although they had shared so many memories, and had a lot of mutual enemies - tonight and Sunday was about redemption, about proving why he was 'the Game' and why he was that damn good!
. Trish Stratus made her way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the people, the former strategic agent of T&A preparing to speak out for the first time since being fired by Test and Albert last week on RAW is WAR. The WWF Diva took time to thank the people of Milwaukee for supporting her after what her boys did to her one week ago. Together, the trio had accomplished so many feats. They had beaten the best that the World Wrestling Federation had to offer, from the Dudley Boyz to the Hardy Boyz, Edge and Christian, the APA, and even the Undertaker and Kane! They had been WWF Tag Team Champions, and she had never been prouder - but she believed it was worth remembering who brought Test and Albert tonight. It was her brilliance! Trish knew full well and understood how T&A could think that they had outgrown her - but she didn't think that her boys had the wherewithal to get the job done without her. T&A were quick to interrupt, Test and Albert stepping out to the stage with a new aura of confidence about them. Milwaukee booed 'the Freight Train' as he whined and whined, mimicking the crocodile tears of Trish Stratus from a week ago. Test took great pride in telling Trish that it was fun watching her cry like the little girl she was - because now T&A had outgrown her, she may as well remove herself from the World Wrestling Federation because she was all washed up!
Grinning cunningly, Albert added that Trish was dead weight that no WWF Superstar wanted, and that it was all Trish's fault for their fall from grace. Stratus was not affected regardless, telling the two that sticks and stones would break her bones, but failures would never hurt her! Trish rolled a video package on the TitanTron, showing all of the pitfalls in which T&A had made over the last year - culminating with their WWF Tag Team Championship loss at Armageddon to the Dudley Boyz: without Stratus at ringside! The fans in Milwaukee cheered Trish, when she added that she believed Test and Albert believed their hype just a little too much. They weren't the men they thought they were, and as a businesswoman - she wanted to introduce two other men she had also conducted business duties with! The APA suddenly came out behind T&A, gloved hands colliding with Test and Albert on the stage! Bradshaw and Faarooq were at odds with T&A, but Trish had paid them off - T&A forced to return to the backstage area. The beer drinkers bombarded the ring to celebrate another humiliating exchange with T&A, as Trish paid them their wages from the secure confines of her cleavage.
. The Rock was backstage, stampeding for the ring. Six days away from the Royal Rumble, the time for talking was not now as far as 'the Great One' was concerned. Main Event time awaited, as 'the Brahma Bull' prepared to engage one more time with a career rival in Triple H! 'The Game' walked a different hallway, highly-motivated and his water bottle in hand. What would happen in the next instalment of this neverending rivalry? We would find out next!
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to two years ago for the 1999 Royal Rumble. The World Wrestling Federation was on fire, chaotic and out of control, with the hottest rivalry being between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' and the Chairman started at numbers one and two, their fight breaking out into the crowd and backstage area. Despite everything, Austin came back able to hurl every man in sight over the top rope...when McMahon shockingly dumped Stone Cold from the ring to be crowned the Royal Rumble winner!
Backstage Vince McMahon reminisced, having seen the video package on a television monitor in his office. The Chairman would be interrupted by a sudden door slam, and the Undertaker arrived to confront his cornerman in six days! 'The American Badass' did not seem happy despite getting even with the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, telling Vince that he followed his lead tonight but reminded him that he refused to become Vince's puppet. For ten years, 'the Deadman' had played by his own rule, and that would not change for anyone - not even the boss. Vince asked what he was upset about - he got first dibs on 'the Megastar' thanks to their setup. Undertaker vented that he didn't need a setup, as good as it was, because he could kick Angle's wimpy little ass by himself! He didn't need Vince in his corner at the Royal Rumble, and warned him to at least not get in his way of leaving Sunday at the WWF Champion! McMahon got the message loud and clear, as the number one contender left him perplexed. Despite the McMahon Family War, Undertaker did not trust the Chairman.
. The Milwaukee crowd waited in anticipation for the main event, when Chris Benoit surprisingly made his way down the rampway. 'The Rabid Wolverine' had a mischievous grin on his face as he walked the ringside area, perhaps looking to get a closer look at what would happen once The Rock and Triple H locked horns one more time. 6) The Rock def. Triple H (11:21)Since the Rock debuted at the 1996 Royal Rumble, his stars had been crossed with Triple H. 'The Brahma Bull' beat 'the Game' to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship in February 1997, Triple H beat the Rock to regain the WWF Intercontinental Championship match in a Ladder match at SummerSlam 1998, in Madison Square Garden. They had headlined WrestleMania 2000, embroiled in a rivalry over the WWF Championship at Backlash and at Judgment Day in a Three Stages of Hell match - and with the Royal Rumble six days away, their stars had aligned once again. Chris Benoit watched carefully, set to meet 'the Game' on a night where Triple H would have to do double duty at the Royal Rumble. A staredown led to both men erupting into a fist fight, going blow for blow. Rock tried whipping Triple H into the ropes, being reversed and given a high knee from 'the Game' in return. Pummelling Rock in the corner, 'the Brahma Bull' came firing back and slung his enemy over the top rope to the floor below! It was perhaps foreshadowing of the Royal Rumble, when Triple H grabbed Rock under the ropes and nailed him with a clothesline! 'The Game' stood at distance with Benoit, knowing full well to enter the Royal Rumble he'd need to get past the Canadian first. It enabled Rock to surprise him with a suplex out on the floor! Back inside Rock scored a Samoan drop for a near fall and looked to follow up, just to be executed with a neckbreaker.
'The Game' delivered a backbreaker to follow, gradually trying to break Rock down, wrenching his spine across his knee. A spinebuster gave Triple H a near fall, as he made eye contact with Chris Benoit. Applying a sleeper hold, 'the Cerebral Assassin' was committed to taking Rock out, and faltered twice at the referee's hand. At a third, 'the People's Champ' came back to life, breaking free and catching 'the Game' off the ropes with a floatover DDT! Rock nipped up, making contact with a watchful Chris Benoit. Rock stalked Triple H looking for the Rock Bottom, when Triple H kicked him in the gut and tried the Pedigree - Rock taking 'the Game' and locking in the Sharpshooter! Rock wrenched on the back of Triple H just as 'the Game' had done, but he managed to make it to the rope. Rock lined Triple H up for a Rock Bottom again, but 'the Cerebral Assassin' elbowed free then scored off a facebuster! Triple H tried hooking the arms for another Pedigree, when Rock delivered a spinebuster and circled for the People's Elbow! Rock was ready to end it, even trash talking 'the Wolverine' at ringside. Hitting the ropes he went to drop the elbow when Triple H rolled away! Both were slow back to their feet, when Rock tried the Rock Bottom again, but Triple H roped the referee in the way out of desperation. Upon freedom, Triple H and Rock both hit the ropes, taking one another down with an impactful double clothesline! Chris Benoit went in for the kill, climbing to the top rope and targeting one of the participants in mind - the Diving Headbutt colliding with Triple H's chest! Benoit dragged Rock's arm over, giving 'the People's Champ' the win - but why?
The Rock was motionless and had won at Chris Benoit's hand against Triple H, but 'the Rabid Wolverine's true intentions would be made clear once the Canadian returned. Opportunistically, Benoit locked in the Crossface on 'the Game' - a message delivered to remind Triple H of what he was up against at the Royal Rumble! Rock came to and broke it up, before delivering a series of right hands to Benoit. He swung one too many and Benoit dropped him with a German suplex, when Triple H delivered the Pedigree! Out came the Big Show, backed with Edge and Christian of the Coalition - 'the Game' and 'the Great One' preparing to take on the Coalition! 'The Giant' let the brothers to battle, trying their best to fight off four Coalition members!
The Rock and Triple H were victim to the numbers game of Benoit, the WWF Hardcore Champion and the Toronto, Canadians when the locker room hit the ring in support! Quickly the battlefield overcame the ring, with WWF Superstars each fighting it out with one another - foreboding of the Royal Rumble match this Sunday night, with every man fighting for themselves! As hell broke loose, the glass shattered and Stone Cold Steve Austin hit the ring to unleash some hell of his own - dropping the likes of Joe E. Legend, Funaki, Lance Storm and Edge with Stone Cold Stunners! Soon the war broke down to Austin in the ring, beside the Rock and Triple H! Each of them stood tall above the carnage as Benoit and Show watched keenly. All eyes were everywhere, but there could be only one winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble match, in six days - who would it be?
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SmackDown! - January 18, 2001 AllState Arena in Chicago, Illinois Broadcast on UPN Taped on January 16, 2001
A video package aired, recapping the chaotic scene at the end of RAW is WAR. The Rock and Triple H locked horns one more time in their career rivalry. With the Royal Rumble match six days away, both wanted to a prove a point, especially Triple H being forced to do double duty against the ringside-present Chris Benoit. 'The Brahma Bull' and 'the Game' went back and forth, giving it all they had when the referee went down. With both men taken out by a double clothesline, 'the Rabid Wolverine' with a Diving Headbutt to cost his Royal Rumble opponent a major victory. Benoit locked in the Crossface after the match until the Rock fired back. 'The Great One' knew the score and didn't appreciate the help, but as Rock and Triple H wiped Benoit out, the Coalition arrived. It was four-on-two when all broke loose, with the locker room emptying out. Every WWF Superstar was out for themselves ahead of Sunday's Royal Rumble match - and among them was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Raising hell with Stunners left, right and center, the Coalition were left to watch from the rampway as 'the Texas Rattlesnake' exchanged stares with both Rock and Triple H!
The opening video package aired, bringing us to Chicago for SmackDown! Seventy-two hours away from the 2001 Royal Rumble, the pyrotechnics erupted across the stage and above the ring. A capacity crowd were on hand in the AllState Arena, with the crowd abuzz for the first pay-per-view spectacular of the calendar year 2001! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show, where we would see the WWF European Championship on the line in a Triple Threat match, as William Regal was set to take on both Chris Jericho and X-Pac; as well as a tag team Street Fight coming off of the altercation on RAW is WAR between T&A and the APA! It was set to be another slugfest, with T&A's former manager Trish Stratus responsible.
The WWF Champion Kurt Angle made his presence felt, walking out to the ring with a pained Shane McMahon and girlfriend Stephanie McMahon. The Coalition did not have a good night on RAW is WAR, Shane O'Mac finding himself victim to a beating at the hands of Stone Cold Steve Austin. 'The Megastar' took in the boos from Chicago, telling them how typical it was that they would cheer for the sheer brutality in which the Undertaker dished out. The Olympic Gold Medalist was even more appalled by the behavior of the morally bankrupt Chairman Vince McMahon, once again trying to bring him down as WWF Champion. Angle proudly believed he was the man the World Wrestling Federation needed. He wasn't just unbeatable in the ring, he was an 'Olympic Hero!' Angle spoke of the 1996 Olympic Games, that to some that seems like four years ago - but to Kurt and a lot of Americans, that made him an 'American Hero' too! He said 'the American Badass' can try his dirtiest to beat the life from him, but to remember that Kurt had his number, and would beat him at the Royal Rumble! Stephanie declared how proud she was of the Coalition. Overcoming the obstacles set in their path by her father and the rest of the boys in the back, she believed nobody could take down their dominant group. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' maintained that the Coalition were strong and would overcome all adversities, and at the Royal Rumble would all stand tall at the end of the night, victorious!
Shane McMahon cranked his neck, believing that he surprised himself on Monday night. Gloating about looking Stone Cold Steve Austin in the eye and surviving, he claimed he went the distance with 'the Texas Rattlesnake!' Stone Cold may have won the match, but he, Big Show, Edge and Christian won the war after it! When it came to the Undertaker, accompanied by their selfish Dad, Shane and Stephanie vouched support in 'the Megastar's corner at Royal Rumble to oppose 'them. Once the bell rang, the world would know that there was a new 'Big Dog' in the World Wrestling Federation, and he was called Kurt Angle! Limp Bizkit played over AllState Arena, bringing out the true 'Big Dog' of the World Wrestling Federation, the Undertaker. Marching out to the rampway with style, he coolly remarked that their speech was the biggest pile of horse cr*p he had heard in his ten-plus year career! Ignoring that the Coalition got their asses handed to them on Monday night was fine, but ignoring that 'the Deadman' could beat every one of the Coalition's asses in a fight was insulting themselves. Undertaker didn't need Vince McMahon in his corner, nor was he afraid to go medieval on Kurt Angle and the McMahon children by himself to reclaim ownership of his yard! Kurt may be gifted in the squared circle and may even be the WWF Champion, but he hadn't passed the Undertaker's test. 'The Deadman' knew for certain that 'the Big Dog' would make Kurt Angle famous! Shane called Undertaker full of cr*p himself, asking his right to exist in Vince's WWF for ten years, and claim leadership.
Shane bragged being in the ring with 'the Deadman' and having beaten him before, but Undertaker thought it was cute that Shane was getting big for his britches. 'The Deadman' threw out a challenge - if Shane could fight Stone Cold on RAW is WAR, why didn't Shane fight him tonight? Shane tried to answer when Steph roped the microphone away, Kurt answering for him. Angle demanded Undertaker leave his friend out of it. Shane and Steph may be ringside on Sunday, but stressed this was between the two of them. Angle wasn't bluffing when he said he could make Undertaker tap out for the first time ever, and could do it any day of the week! 'The Deadman' clarified what that meant, was Kurt not willing to wait for Sunday? The number one contender took it as a challenge, asking Angle what was stopping them from dancing tonight! 'The Megastar' had been caught out by egomaniacal claims when Vince McMahon came strutting to the stage! The Chairman looked satisfied as he analyzed the scene. Quizzing the Chicago crowd on if they wanted to see Angle battle the Undertaker tonight, 'the Deadman' warned Vince not to get in his business. Vince understood, knowing how badly they clearly wanted this fight, but he had something to say to Shane! Confessing how impressed he was of Shane's fight with Austin on Monday, Vince proposed tonight we see Undertaker battle Kurt Angle...as well Shane O'Mac! Undertaker removed his glasses to glare the Coalition down, Angle and Shane determined - Steph petrified of what could happen!
. Stone Cold Steve Austin was sighted watching the exchange in the arena take place in the interview area, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' approached by Kevin Kelly. Asking what he made of the Undertaker taking on Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon tonight, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' instead had his eyes on the Royal Rumble match this Sunday. After what the Coalition did to him on RAW is WAR, Austin had an axe to grind with two sorry Canadian jackasses named Edge and Christian. While Shane McMahon would not get away with this for long, having to fight 'the American Badass' tonight, Austin repeated that he and Shane would meet again - but tonight Austin was out to take those two primadonna prettyboys to the cleaners - even if it meant taking them on at the same time! Austin left, proposing another Handicap match take place tonight!
Vince McMahon navigated the halls as we returned, approached for comment from Jonathan Coachman. 'The Coach' was understanding of the Handicap match predicament being presented tonight, with just days to spare between the Undertaker and WWF Champion Kurt Angle, but wanted to get the Chairman's thoughts on Stone Cold Steve Austin wanting both Edge and Christian tonight as well. The boss explained that Stone Cold did everything in his own way. He was not about to start a second war with Steve Austin so long as Stephanie and Shane McMahon were out to hold the World Wrestling Federation hostage. Therefore, if 'the Texas Rattlesnake' wanted to potentially jeopardize his chances of winning the Royal Rumble match on Sunday - he could have Edge and Christian in the ring, tonight!
. In the AllState Arena, the fans came to their feet as the free agent businesswoman Trish Stratus made her way down the rampway to a surprisingly positive ovation! The WWF Diva was free from managing T&A, and had paid off the APA to fight them on RAW is WAR, but tonight Trish had decided to join Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on commentary for the impending Street Fight. 1) The APA def. T&A in a Street Fight (5:10)After firing their strategic agent ten days ago on RAW is WAR, T&A may have gotten more fight than they expected from Trish Stratus. Trish hired the APA to take care of some unfinished business with Test and Albert, coming after weeks of back and forth between the four powerhouses. In a Street Fight it was anything goes, a preview of what to expect when they engage in the Royal Rumble match on Sunday. Trish claimed no affiliation with Bradshaw and Faarooq on commentary, simply stating she hired the boys for a job and they were collecting. The match immediately started with a fist fight, with action spilling out to the floor. Faarooq nailed Albert with a spinebuster on the rampway, while Bradshaw used a trash can to clock Test. The beer drinkers took Test down with a double suplex in the ring, when 'the Freight Train' nailed both with a stop sign shot! Splashing Faarooq in the corner, T&A gained a two-on-one advantage with Test strangling Faarooq with a bullrope. A shot to the head from the cowbell got a near fall when Bradshaw returned with a fallaway slam to Test! Bradshaw stumbled Albert with a big boot and a shoulder tackle, but Albert tossed a trash can into the Texan's hands for Test's big boot! Faarooq broke it up with the stop sign, but Albert connected with the Baldo Bomb, just for Bradshaw to break it up. Test got dumped and Albert's Baldo Bomb went blocked into the Clothesline From Hell - the APA winning big!
Trish Stratus could not hide the smile on her face after seeing T&A fail in putting away the APA. It was Bradshaw and Faarooq's party, the Street Fight leaving them the victors. Faarooq was pained but the Texan raised his hand high over Test and Albert's fallen bodies. The beer drinkers were a dominant team, but there could only be one winner in the 30-man Royal Rumble match.
. Matt Hardy was gearing up for his rematch with Essa Rios tonight, the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship on the line once again when in came his girlfriend Lita. She dropped in to wish her boyfriend luck, and recollected the way 'the Daredevil' used to look at her and treat her. It made her so angry, she wished she could have humiliated him herself last week. Matt assured her that he would do her proud. Jeff Hardy was watching from home as well, and Matt wanted to do Team Xtreme the honors of becoming WWF Light Heavyweight Champion. Matt and Lita kissed before he left for the ring - title action up next!
The WWF Champion Kurt Angle was speaking with Edge and Christian in the hall, 'the Megastar' ranting about the fact that not only did he have to face the Undertaker on Sunday for the WWF Championship, but now he had to fight 'the American Badass' tonight on top of that! Edge and Christian expressed concern about Shane McMahon being more high-strung and upbeat than usual of late, when Stephanie McMahon came up to deliver some bad news. Vince McMahon had authorized Stone Cold Steve Austin to take on the Canadians in another Handicap match tonight! Edge and Christian's jaws dropped, while Angle gritted his teeth and wished them luck!
. 2) Essa Rios (c) def. Matt Hardy to retain the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (4:48) The WWF Light Heavyweight Championship was on the line for the third time in three weeks on SmackDown, with Essa Rios again faced with the boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend Lita, who he'd beaten seven days ago. Matt Hardy had tricked Essa into believing he was hurt, and Rios plotted to injure Lita's ankle the same way he was thought to have hurt Matt. Instead, Hardy had left him laying and was here to exact revenge for ever letting him in as an honorary member of Team Xtreme. Lita was seen watching on backstage as Matt immediately let a cocky Essa have it from the opening bell. Rios tried to fly, only to have Matt score with a bulldog for a two count. Rios rolled to the floor and Hardy connected with a springboard moonsault plancha, bouncing off the top rope on the way down! Matt scaled the barricade for an axe handle, a tribute to his injured brother Jeff Hardy, while a Side Effect in the ring got another near fall. A dropkick to the ankle gave the champ momentum, and Essa draped Matt's leg on the bottom rope for a moonsault off the top rope, going missed! Matt delivered a DDT and came flying with the diving legdrop, when Essa wisely dragon screwed the leg of Hardy once more. A snap suplex connected, and Essa returned to the top rope for a 450 splash when Lita jumped onto the apron at the referee's discretion. Essa jumped down as Matt tried for a Twist of Fate, but a low blow allowed the champ to backslide his way into retaining the title!
The WWF Light Heavyweight Champion had gotten increasingly slippy as the champ, Essa Rios quick to roll out of the ring from the harms way of a vengeful ex-girlfriend. Lita was mad at 'the Daredevil's cheap retort, as the tomboy aided her boyfriend Matt Hardy on the canvas. He held his groin in agony, Team Xtreme undoubtedly not yet done with Essa.
. Rikishi was taping his ribs in the locker room area, 'Big Kish' scheduled to meet Chris Benoit tonight in his first match since losing the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Too Cool approached their Samoan buddy, asking him how he felt. Coolly, Rikishi donned the sunglasses and told the pair that he was pained, but would be just fine. Chris Benoit may be an animal, but this big man was a gorilla. Rikishi was ready for whatever came from his match with 'the Rabid Wolverine', and that if Raven wanted to come join in on the fun - he welcomed it. Commenting on whether Raven liked how he's been the last few showings, 'the Creator' was sure to love him this Sunday at the Royal Rumble, because it would now be a No-Disqualification match. 'Big Kish' put his sunglasses on and left the room, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay lending their support in case 'the Creator' were to show his face.
X-Pac was throwing some high kicks against a gym mat lent against a wall of the locker room, when Kevin Kelly approached 'the Man' to gage his thoughts headed into the Royal Rumble match on Sunday, but also the Triple Threat match for the WWF European Championship tonight. X-Pac blew Kevin off, claiming that he was feeling great about himself. As far as he was concerned, he'd gladly let his brain do the talking in the ring. His brain and his feet were all he needed. He'd been a WWF European Champion before, and had been in enough Royal Rumble matches to know he knew what to do. As far as Chris Jericho and his sissypants tag buddy William Regal were concerned, X-Pac would bring the Heat tonight. X-Pac was surprised as Tori showed up, confronting her ex-boyfriend after he left her high and dry over a week ago! Tori was traumatised by X-Pac's ill treatment, but 'the Man' told her to keep walking, he was old news and he didn't need her help anymore!
. Chyna made her way out to the ring for tag team action, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' prepared for her first shot at the WWF Women's Championship at the Royal Rumble this Sunday night! Chicago loved to see the Playboy covergirl, when joined by 'the One' Billy Gunn to another decent response. Wearing a cropped Right to Nudity shirt, the duo stood in the ring as Chyna did her best impression of the Right to Censor. Claiming the RTC were trying to strip them of their rights, and "cleanse" the World Wrestling Federation of evil doing, the RTN advocated the rights for people to strip off their clothes, and let their beautiful bodies be shown! Billy mimicked the New Age Outlaws' routine of wishing the ladies and gentlemen in attendance to remove their shirts, when interrupted hostilely by the Right to Censor! WWF Women's Champion Ivory led the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan with Steven Richards to the ring, absolutely livid at Chyna and Billy's declaration of freedom! 3) The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/WWF Women's Champion Ivory and Steven Richards) def. Chyna and Billy Gunn (3:40)The Right to Censor had a major night ahead of them this Sunday, with the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan announced to be challenging the Dudley Boyz for the WWF Tag Team Championships. Just added on Monday night, Ivory would also defend the WWF Women's Championship against Chyna; and Mark Henry and Billy Gunn were set to participate in the 2001 Royal Rumble match. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' was fixated on Ivory, when a distraction from Steven Richards enabled the RTC to blind-sight the two to start the match. Chyna was dumped, Buchanan and Goodfather immediately stomping away at Billy Gunn in the corner. Goodfather press slammed Billy to the canvas, while Bull delivered a scissors kick for a near fall. Showing off their chemistry, Goodfather scored with a fireman's slam followed by Bull's agile legdrop from the top rope! Bull looked to slingshot off the top with a clothesline, but Billy caught him with a dropkick. Chyna came in as Gunn drilled Bull in the corner, Chyna conceding with a handspring back elbow, before military pressing Steven Richards over her head on the interference! Gunn came in to deliver a jackhammer to Goodfather when Bull sent Chyna from the ring with a bicycle kick! Billy looked for the One and Only when Ivory distracted the official, and it allowed Mark Henry to hit the ring and drop Billy with the powerslam! At ringside Ivory clocked Chyna with the title belt, while Bull covered to steal another win!
The Right to Censor had stolen another one with their strength in numbers, but one had to wonder how much strength they would have come the Royal Rumble on Sunday. Bull Buchanan had his hand raised by the Goodfather when Steven Richards slapped the chest of 'the Secret Weapon', ordering Mark Henry to get the tables! The 400-pounder complied while Chyna made a comeback, looking to get to the WWF Women's Champion - for Ivory to drop her with a DDT! The RTC prepped the table for 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' despite Billy Gunn's best efforts, when the Dudley Boyz hit the ring to make the save! The Right to Nudity also had each other's backs, demonstrated as the WWF Tag Team Champions cleared Richards, Buchanan, Goodfather and Henry from the ring!
It left Ivory to fend for herself, when Bubba Ray grabbed the WWF Women's Champion by the hair! With a faraway look in his eye however, the Dudley Boyz decided to hand 'the Role Model' off to her Royal Rumble opponent Chyna instead! Ivory screamed as Chyna powerbombed her through the table, leaving Steven Richards particularly furious on the floor! Mark Henry's eyes were solely focused on his one-time date Chyna, the RTC in a precarious way three days out from the Royal Rumble!
. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle was in the Coalition's dressing room speaking with his girlfriend Stephanie McMahon, trying to put 'the Billion Dollar Princess' at ease with the fact that Shane McMahon would be well protected teaming with Kurt against the Undertaker. Steph wasn't sure, imagining the sick things 'the American Badass' might do to her brother, when in walked Shane McMahon himself. Spritely and casually, Shane was feeling confident as ever despite the nagging neck pain caused by Stone Cold Steve Austin on RAW is WAR. Stephanie asked Shane if he really wanted to go through the Handicap match tonight, and Shane believed that he and Kurt would make an excellent team. They had each beaten 'the Deadman' before, what was there to worry about?
Edge and Christian muttered strategy amongst themselves, heading to the ring for Handicap action of their own against a hell-bent 'Texas Rattlesnake'. The Canadians had drawn his ire by ganging up on Stone Cold Steve Austin on RAW is WAR this past week, but were sure to be paying for their sins in just a few moments. The former WWF Tag Team Champions gravely anticipated their confrontation with Austin, up next!
Back on SmackDown the Undertaker was cool, calm and collected ahead of the Handicap main event tonight. Jonathan Coachman timidly approached 'the American Badass' as he awaited action against Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon. Believing that while the WWF Championship could wait until Sunday, the Undertaker was primed and ready to meet with 'the Megastar' of a sneak peek of what he could expect. He was excited, he was alive. For the first time in a long time, he was competing for the WWF Championship, but it came at a price. He knew damn well that Shane and Stephanie McMahon posed a threat to his chances, and 'the Deadman' wasn't down with their bullcr*p. Undertaker didn't even trust Vince McMahon. All Undertaker had set in his sights was the Royal Rumble, and becoming a four-time WWF Champion - and if that meant taking out anybody in his way of taking that, then so be it.
. 4) Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Edge and Christian (5:43)'The Texas Rattlesnake' was up for hauling ass and taking names, en route to the Royal Rumble match. Stone Cold Steve Austin had faced setbacks in recent weeks, overcoming the Big Show's onslaught, and the pestering persistence of Shane McMahon. Austin exacted a measure of revenge on Shane O'Mac on Monday, but an attack from Edge and Christian allowed the Coalition to have the last laugh. Edge and Christian were nervous after being challenged to this Handicap match, the former WWF Tag Team Champions cautiously entering the ring at either side, only for Austin to stomp a mudhole in Christian, and send Edge flying over the top rope! Stone Cold let Christian have it with a Lou Thesz press, when Christian came in to receive one himself! Stone Cold rocked Christian and stomped him, when Edge came from out of nowhere with a spear! While 'the Rattlesnake' tried to fight, it quickly became a two-on-one mugging, with a sidewalk slam into an inverted DDT connecting for a near fall. It was clear once Christian applied a neck crank that they were targeting Austin's surgically repaired neck, but Austin fired back and was able to catch him off the ropes with a flapjack! Edge made the tag and Austin mowed him down with a clothesline before driving his knee against Edge against the ropes! Christian got dumped over the top rope as the Big Show made his way out to the stage. Austin sidestepped Edge and dropped him with the Stunner, picking up the three count!
'The Texas Rattlesnake' was the man standing tall after vanquishing Edge and Christian despite the disadvantage in numbers. A lone 'Texas Rattlesnake' stood above the former WWF Tag Team Champions, stopping his celebration to acknowledge the towering presence of the WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show. 'The Giant' was clearly unafraid of any 24/7 rule pursuers, watching keenly from the stage. Austin celebrated with beers in his hands, provoking Show to come join the fight! The 500-pounder would be a struggle to eliminate from the Royal Rumble match, but Austin was fearless. Stone Cold wanted nothing more than to win the Royal Rumble, but at what cost?
. Vince McMahon was backstage speaking with a production assistant when WWF European Champion William Regal showed off. Complimenting the Chairman's firm hand on the World Wrestling Federation, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' expressed his great displeasure in having to defend his title in a Triple Threat match tonight, knowing full well he had to take on twenty-nine men in the Royal Rumble match on Sunday! Vince patted the Englishman on the shoulder and told him to consider it a warm-up match, and if he managed to walk into the Rumble with gold on him already - it would be an added bonus! The boss's smile changed as they walked and he grew near to the Brit, warning him that respect was a two-way street and that brown-nosing would not service him well! The Chairman cheerily asked another staff member how he was doing, Regal besmirched!
. Chris Benoit ceased push-ups on the hallway floor, with just minutes to spare until his confrontation with Rikishi. 'The Rabid Wolverine' continued warming up as he walked, having to bypass the former WWF Intercontinental Champion before facing Triple H at the Royal Rumble on Sunday! How would the cracked ribs of 'Big Kish' fare against 'the Crippler?'
We returned to the sights of New York City, a cold and dreary night in the Big Apple. Lights were everywhere in Times Square however, as we cut inside of the entertainment complex in WWF New York. The Holly Cousins stood heroically, Molly Holly posing with hands to her hips. Crash was in a constant state of thought, when he posed the hypothetical of the Royal Rumble match coming down to the two of them. Hardcore Holly laughed off the idea that Crash would in any way be one of the last ten entrants in the match - let alone the final two! Crash made a joke about having been in Hardcore Battle Royals before, but Hardcore reminded him that he was the WWF Hardcore Champion when that was over! Molly came up with an idea, that they each eliminate one another so that Molly could win the Rumble. The male cousins made fun of her, complaining that she couldn't be in the Rumble match - she was just a girl! Molly pouted, while Crash believed he had a good chance of even winning!
. 5) Chris Benoit def. Rikishi (4:57)The Royal Rumble was three days away, and both Chris Benoit and Rikishi were involved in their own separate matches. 'The Rabid Wolverine' was the man standing in Triple H's way of entering the Royal Rumble match at 100%. 'Big Kish' had a major score to settle with the new WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven. Too Cool supported the big man down the rampway but waited at the stage, in case of a sighting made by 'the Creator'. With bandaged ribs, Benoit went straight for the abdomen with some kicks, when the Samoan was able to take him down, before delivering a Samoan drop for a near fall. Benoit hit the ropes to be pancaked by the challenger, but sitdown splash went amiss. Benoit struck with a dropkick and drove his knee sharply into 'Big Kish's ribcage. His animalistic tendencies allowed him to apply an abdominal stretch on the big man, using the top rope for leverage until the referee noticed and kicked the hand away! Hiptossing free, Rikishi surprised Benoit with a belly-to-back suplex, and a superkick stunned the Canadian! Rikishi thumped Benoit, who dropped to the mat. The Stinkface delivered, Rikishi planned the Rikishi Driver when Benoit tried for a Crossface. Overpowering him with a sidewalk slam, Rikishi carted Benoit to the corner for a Banzai Drop, but Raven appeared on the apron! Having come through the crowd, Too Cool raced him back the way he came, while Benoit came from behind with a German suplex for the win!
Despite interference being monitored and guarded by Too Cool, the WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven had been able to stick his nose in his Royal Rumble opponent Rikishi's business! 'Big Kish' was in a bad way, with Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay having chased 'the Creator' through the crowd, made worse when Chris Benoit sinked in the Crossface after the bell! Benoit had it locked in tight, when Triple H came rushing out to the ring! 'The Game' was still reeling after Benoit cost him his match with the Rock on Monday, and despite Benoit's attempt at a German suplex, Triple H was able to free himself! 'The Cerebral Assassin' looked for a Pedigree, when Benoit slimed his way under the ropes to safety. Panting, Triple H was seeing red. 'The Game' had been through so much, but was committed to a path of redemption. To enter the Royal Rumble match, let alone win it, he would first have to survive Chris Benoit, and 'the Rabid Wolverine' was grinning knowing it!
. Chris Jericho was backstage warming up for the Triple Threat match, when Jonathan Coachman approached Y2J to ask about his chances for the Royal Rumble match. The cocky Canadian playfully ordered "slappy" to take it one step at a time, because as much as he was ready to overcome twenty-nine men on Sunday and take them out one by one, he was also ready to become WWF European Champion again. Jericho documented his issues with William Regal and X-Pac, understanding of how he was outnumbered. In the Royal Rumble match, he would be outnumbered even worse. Jericho believed that survival was his forte, something he was prepared for, and that this 'Sexy Beast' would do whatever it took to headline WrestleMania for the WWF Championship.
A Royal Rumble Memories video package aired, taking us back to the 1993 Royal Rumble. In an unexpected turn, the World Wrestling Federation's New Generation era was ushered in by the incomparable, late, great 500-plus pound sumo wrestler Yokozuna. The Japanese wrecking ball eliminated seven men in the Royal Rumble match, and was even able to outlast 'Macho Man' Randy Savage to qualify for his shot at the WWF Championship at WrestleMania IX.
. Tazz was in the ring as we returned to SmackDown, 'the One Man Crime Scene' having not been seen outside of his regular interruptions on MTV's Sunday Night Heat every weekend. The thug stood proudly in his black-and-orange jumpsuit, discussing how tired he was of being overlooked and insulted. WWF Superstars were always quick to underestimate him because he was a short guy, but the truth was that he might be short, but he was dangerous. Tazz reminded everybody of his rooks, growing up in the Red Hook-section of Brooklyn, New York. The thug had to fight for respect, and he sure as hell earned it. Having worked his way up from smoky bingo halls, Tazz made his debut one year ago at the Royal Rumble - choking out Kurt Angle! A submission specialist and a tough fighter, Tazz claimed that he would do good to make his first year anniversary memorable - even pointing out Michael Cole on commentary - by winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match! Joe E. Legend soon made his way out to the ring, a microphone in hand. The cocky newcomer heard Tazz's bold claims loud and clear, but he was not about to be intimidated by 'the Human Suplex Machine'. Legend climbed into the ring and claimed Tazz was kidding himself, he was a Legend in the making! Joe E. also believed he would win the Royal Rumble match, and claimed he had such a bright future that he could become the next Kurt Angle! Tazz made jokes, forgetting who Joe E. was and what he'd ever done, causing the rookie to stammer.
Joe E. knew he could kick Tazz's ass at least, and the thug dared Joe E. to bring it on! Legend stumbled for excuses, when Lance Storm joined the complainants. 'The Calgary Kid' demanded seriousness for a moment, then elected to laugh at the idiotic Americans for believing they had any chance of winning the Royal Rumble match. Tazz had a better chance of hosting Sunday Night Heat by himself than winning the Rumble and headlining WrestleMania. Whereas for he, the pride and joy Calgary, Lance planned to make good on his promise and cement the fact that 2001 was the year of Lance Storm! Suddenly The Rock made his way out to the ring, the Chicago crowd coming out of their seats for 'the Brahma Bull's arrival! Posing on the top rope, the 2000 Royal Rumble winner graced the microphone and ordered the bratpack to slow down. Investigating each on their claims to win the Royal Rumble match, Rock shared the sentiment. He too believed he would win the Royal Rumble match! 'The People's Champ' ran down the line, observing Tazz's resemblance to that of an Oompa Loompa; Legend straight out of a board meeting letting his boss play pocket-golf with his wife; and Lance Storm an average-looking, picket-fence Jabroni looking to get his ass kicked by every man, woman and child walking God's green Earth! The Rock said the Royal Rumble match had the four of them and 26 other Jabronis walking in, but there could be only one that come win it all, and go straight to the Grandaddy of Them All, and headline the Showcastle of the Immortals.
Rock posed the question which of them believed they had a remote chance in hell freezing over, when Legend spoke up just for Rock to tell him it didn't matter what he thought! For the millions and millions of the Rock's fans, they each were waiting for that tangible electricity to take New Orleans Arena by storm, piling in to witness 'the Great One' make a human pyramid of guys, and win the Royal Rumble match! Legend again spoke out, for Rock to remove his sunglasses to ask what in the blue hell was wrong with him. Whether it was Tazz, Joe E., Lance Storm, King Kong Bundy, Tatanka or the Canadian Earthquake - the Rock was going to WrestleMania! As the former WWF Champion basked in Chicago chanting his name, Tazz laughed at his putdowns of Legend and Storm, then reminded Rock he'd never beaten him. Squaring up to Rock, Tazz believed Rock was a phony tough guy, and that the Tazzmission would put him out like a light in seconds. Face to face, Rock looked down at the thug, and told him that he might be right. A Rock Bottom dropped 'the One Man Crime Scene', and Legend charged just for Rock to toss him to the floor! Lance Storm got in some shots, when a spinebuster hit and the People's Elbow went delivered! Over the three beaten bodies, it was twenty-six men to go as far as Rock was concerned - If Ya Smell What the Rock is Cookin!'
. The WWF Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz were seen leaving the AllState Arena in Chicago, when the Right to Nudity-shirt wearing half-brothers spotted Steven Richards up ahead! Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley called after him and pursued the leader of the Right to Censor, when Mark Henry suddenly intercepted D-Von, barging him against the steel shutters! Bubba looked to fight 'the Secret Weapon' when the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan struck - all while a giddy Steven watched on from afar! D-Von tried fighting back just for Mark Henry to kneel on his back, all the while Bubba was driven head-first into the shutters three times in a row! The 400-pounder tore the RTN shirt from D-Von's back, as the RTC left: a stern warning for their title shot at the Royal Rumble in just three nights!
Vince McMahon walked the halls of the AllState Arena, opening the door to his office to find Stephanie McMahon swivelling in her father's chair! The former 'Daddy's Little Girl' had an eerie smile on her face as Vince showed surprise in 'the Billion Dollar Princess's appearance. Getting up to speak with her Dad, Stephanie wanted Vince to know how everybody saw through his facade. The boss was no hero, he wasn't a do-gooder. He was a depraved old man that had been obsessed with controlling everything in his life since the moment he took over the World Wrestling Federation. Vince tried to apologize to Steph, who cut him off and instead said that the Coalition was not to be stopped - their group were the future that the WWF deserved once McMahon was retired, or worse. Herself and Shane were finally free, and come Sunday at the Royal Rumble, no matter what Vince McMahon did as the Undertaker's cornerman against her boyfriend Kurt Angle - 'the Megastar' would walk out WWF Champion! Vince responded calling Stephanie a "no-good b*tch", causing his daughter to smirk and walk out, past him.
. 6) William Regal (c) def. Chris Jericho & X-Pac in a Triple Threat match to retain the WWF European Championship (4:59)There would be no friends in the Royal Rumble match, and that included the odd-couple dynamic of William Regal and X-Pac. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' joined forces with 'the Man' to remove Chris Jericho from the equation three nights ago, but Y2J would have a hand joining him in tag team action - Jerry 'the King' Lawler. The Englishman and X-Pac had their differences, but with the Rumble being every man for themselves, Vince McMahon had ordered the Brit to put his WWF European Championship on the line against the two of them tonight. X-Pac got right in Regal's face before the bell, the two immediately throttling one another with rights and lefts, when a knee trembler rocked X-Pac. Chris Jericho came darting to the ring to join the fun with enzuigiris. A springboard dropkick sent Regal from the ring, and it allowed Jericho to hit a bulldog. The Lionsault was next, when the champ pulled the ropes to trip him! Regal and X-Pac worked to double team the Canadian, a series of knee butts to the head of Jericho making way for the Bronco Buster! X-Pac showboated when Regal sneakily covered, causing the two to fight. The match broke down with Y2J scoring a double clothesline, when an attempt at the Walls of Jericho was reversed into the Regal Stretch! X-Pac broke it up and nailed Regal with a roundhouse kick, when Y2J intervened. A leaping clothesline took Jericho down and the X-Factor connected, but the Regal Cutter to X-Pac gave him the win!
William Regal had escaped again with the WWF European Championship, while Chris Jericho reached out for 'the Goodwill Ambassador!' The Englishman rubbed the win in Y2J's face, while X-Pac remained down in the middle of the ring. Regal sneered in the face of the Canadian, who responded by clotheslining a stunned X-Pac over the top rope to the floor! Y2J may not be walking into the Royal Rumble match as the champ, but still had an equal opportunity of winning the whole thing, and going to WrestleMania!
. The Undertaker was throwing punches at the air ahead of the sneak peek of the Royal Rumble ahead. 'The American Badass' was committed to punishing not just Kurt Angle, but Shane McMahon as well - when Vince McMahon showed up. 'The Deadman' was unpleased to see Vince, who wanted to discuss their arrangement. Undertaker retaliated, claiming the predicament was the boss's doing - he inserted himself into his business. The Chairman wanted to help the number one contender understand why he was so infatuated with being ringside this Sunday. He had seen what Shane and Stephanie McMahon would do to ensure 'the Megastar' retained his WWF Championship. Undertaker saw what happened with the Rock, with Chris Jericho, and Mick Foley. Vince wasn't doing this for Undertaker, he was doing it for the greater good of the company. 'The Deadman' coolly told Vince to save his speech for a time he cared. When it came to Shane O'Mac, he might just take care of him tonight. As for the Royal Rumble, that would be the last time Vince would involve himself in his business! Undertaker left, heading for the ring - another Handicap match in the main event, up next! 7) The Undertaker def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon (w/Stephanie McMahon) (5:42)The stage was set for the Royal Rumble, just three nights away live on pay-per-view. The Undertaker was set to culminate ten years in the World Wrestling Federation with an opportunity at dethroning Kurt Angle to become a four-time WWF Champion, but would have the responsibilities of having Shane and Stephanie McMahon in 'the Megastar's corner; and Vince McMahon in his own. Undertaker did not trust nor want to like the Chairman, but had a chance to get his hands on both the Olympic Gold Medalist, as well as the arrogant son of the boss Shane O'Mac in tonight's sneak peek of the Rumble. 'The American Badass' had Shane clearly stressed as he rode out on his motorcycle, and immediately entered the ring to break out in a fist-fight with the Olympian! Cornering him, a swift uppercut sent Angle to the apron, when Shane dared to strike from behind. Undertaker approached him allowing Angle to strike with a German suplex, and Shane immediately crowded the number one contender with rights and lefts! Angle tagged in and worked away at the leg of the Undertaker, doing what he could to keep him grounded. Shane came in to take scraps, delivering a punching combination that would make Evander Holyfield wince. Unfortunately Undertaker quickly grabbed him by the throat, when Angle chop blocked 'the Deadman!' A belly-to-belly suplex left Undertaker down, when Shane tried applying a sleeper hold! Undertaker came back to life and tossed him overhead, before big booting the son of the Chairman! Angle looked for an Olympic Slam that went reversed into the Chokeslam, when Shane O'Mac ran into harms way - the Last Ride giving Shane the win!
With the Coalition beaten, the Undertaker was heading into the Royal Rumble ready to once again become WWF Champion! Over ten years to his name, 'the American Badass' was primed and ready to beat Kurt Angle into shape this Sunday, while Stephanie McMahon hit the ring to aid her fallen brother! Shane McMahon wasn't moving, a state of paralysis from 'the Deadman's Last Ride. Steph looked up to see Undertaker towering over her, sending a message to the McMahons not to mess with him come the Royal Rumble! WWF Champion Kurt Angle cowardly backed up the rampway, when Vince McMahon stepped out to the stage. The Chairman wasn't smiling or frowning, a look of indifference sustained towards 'the Megastar'. Who would leave the Royal Rumble as WWF Champion?
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Jakked - January 20, 2001 Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin Broadcast on syndication Taped on January 15, 2001The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to WWF Jakked, twenty-four hours away from the 2001 Royal Rumble! 1) WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios def. Chad Collyer (4:19)The Royal Rumble match was one day away, and yet WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Essa Rios was still ready for competition tonight, against the Indiana-based technician Chad Collyer. After beating Matt Hardy by the skin of his teeth to retain the title, 'the Daredevil' had his fair share of lingering problems with Matt and Lita, but was full of himself just to be taken down with ease by Collyer. Skilled in the ring, the free agent scored a succession of dropkicks and wrenched Essa's wrist until the champ forearmed his way into control. A slingshot springboard arm drag took Collyer down, and a plancha went attempted just for Collyer to duck out of the way, Chad impressing further with a big vaulting press over the ropes of his own. Collyer got a near fall off of a German suplex, when Rios surprised him with a hurricanrana. A flying headscissors took Collyer down, and the luchador capitalized with a 450 splash to take the win. 2) Scotty 2 Hotty (w/Grandmaster Sexay) def. Vic Capri (3:31)While Rikishi was prepared to teach Raven a lesson at the Royal Rumble for the WWF Intercontinental Championship, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay readied themselves for the Royal Rumble match. Too Cool were in a carefree and fun-loving mood, as Scotty took on the hometown powerhouse Vic Capri. Scotty was able to outwrestle Capri early, causing Vic to big boot him down to the canvas. Hammering away at Scotty, Grandmaster rooted for the straw-haired WWF Superstar who surprised with an enzuigiri. A missile dropkick gave Scotty a near fall, when a clothesline and a backbreaker derailed him. The former WWF Tag Team Champion was in trouble at the mercy of a camel clutch, but Sexay rooted the crowd on to cheer for his partner, and Scotty broke out and took Capri down repeatedly. Reversing a powerslam into an armdrag, the bulldog got Scotty rolling for the Worm - executing it to the pick up the three count. Too Cool were dancing their way to the Royal Rumble. 3) The Fighting Holly Cousins (w/Molly Holly) def. Jayson Reign and Steve Boz (4:06)The Royal Rumble match had seen so many legends made in its twelve-year history. A new legend could rise tomorrow live on pay-per-view, but the problem for the Fighting Holly Cousins was who would take charge and look for the win? Hardcore, Crash, and even Molly Holly all believed they stood a chance of competing, despite Hardcore believing that Crash was incompetent, and Molly was a girl. Tonight the squabbling continued, taking on Jayson Reign and Steve Boz. The arguing prompted Reign and Boz to attack the Hollys from behind, but a double suplex to Crash and a clothesline to Hardcore only gave them a two count. Hardcore clubbed away at Reign and dropped him with a body slam and a diving leg drop, but Boz took a blind tag and was again able to bring Hardcore down. Boz and Reign were opportunistic, looking for their shot in grounding the eight-year veteran while Molly got the crowd behind him. Hardcore caught Boz off the second rope with a dropkick, and delivered the Falcon Arrow to Reign. The older cousin stumbled into the corner where Crash took a blind tag, and he hit the ring with a DDT for added effect, to put away Boz. The Fighting Holly Cousins may not be on the same page despite Molly's efforts, but they looked to be a viable threat to whomever they came across in the Royal Rumble match.
Sunday Night Heat - January 21, 2001 AllState Arena in Chicago, Illinois Broadcast on Various Networks Taped on January 16, 2001 - International Exclusive
1) The Radicalz (w/Terri) def. Kaientai (3:03) The Royal Rumble match could be the be-all and end-all as far as the team led by Terri were concerned. Brought together once more by 'the She-Devil', Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko had been both on a tear, but also had their fair share of problems. Terri cheered Saturn on as he dropped Kaientai with a calf kick upon entering the ring, Taka Michinoku and Funaki having laid claim that the Radicalz were morons in their clearly dubbed arena introduction. A butterfly suplex gave Malenko a near fall on Funaki, when Saturn came in to lay into the Japanese WWF Superstar. A belly-to-belly suplex gave him a near fall, when a headlock allowed Taka to have the people root Funaki on. Fighting out with right hands, Funaki scored a close call with a crucifix pin, when Michinoku made the tag. Flying in with a springboard dropkick to Malenko, Taka dropkicked Saturn over the top rope to everybody's surprise. Saturn tagged in as Taka struck Malenko with the Michinoku Driver, but Saturn blasted him with a German suplex, and made him tap to the Rings of Saturn. 2) Tazz def. Val Venis (4:09)'The One Man Crime Scene' did not take kindly to the comments made by the Rock on SmackDown, where it pertained to the likelihood of Tazz winning the Royal Rumble match. The thug was incensed and planned to take out his frustrations on 'the Big Valbowski', hammering him from the getgo. Proving why he was called 'the Human Suplex Machine', he hurled Val Venis with a Tazzplex for a two-count, when 'the Valbowski' came fighting back with some haymakers of his own. Catching Tazz with a missile dropkick and a full nelson slam, Tazz was able to power out. Venis went to the tool shed and pulled out a series of clotheslines, caught with a capture suplex sending him overhead. Tazz snarled as he choked Venis over the bottom rope and locked in a variation of the body stretch, when the resilient Val was able to elbow his way out. A spinout powerbomb took Tazz by shock for a two count, when Venis began truly feeling it. With the ladies in attendance supporting him, Val attempted a Money Shot, just for Tazz to crotch him on the top rope. A draping DDT allowed Tazz to transition into the Tazzmission, choking Venis out. 3) Mark Henry (w/Steven Richards) def. D-Lo Brown (3:38)The Right to Censor had a heavy night ahead of them at the Royal Rumble. Not only were the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan receiving a shot at the Dudley Boyz's WWF Tag Team Championships, Ivory had been challenged by Chyna for the WWF Women's Championship. Mark Henry would look to be a major difference-maker in the 30-man 2001 Royal Rumble match. With Ivory debilitated by a Powerbomb through the Dudleys' table on SmackDown by 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', Steven Richards accompanied 'the Secret Weapon' into battle against a former friend. Mark's past was catching up after meeting eyes with Chyna, and D-Lo tried to bring the 'Sexual Chocolate' fire out of him with a hit-and-run strategy. Initially working with clotheslines and a calf kick, a body slam went blocked and Henry crushed D-Lo. Steven barked orders to Mark as he stood on Brown's back, an elbow drop giving him a two count. A bear hug was applied when D-Lo broke out of it, a hurricanrana sending the big man into the corner. A dropkick stunned Mark, and a body slam connected. D-Lo was feeling froggy, going to the top rope, but Mark was able to move out of the way. A powerslam dropped his former friend, and a Big Splash put D-Lo away.
4) Steve Blackman def. K-Kwik in a Hardcore match (4:23)
Although the WWF Hardcore Championship was now around the waist of the 500-pound Big Show after he took out both men over a week ago on SmackDown, there was still business to conclude between 'the Lethal Weapon' and K-Dawg. Both had battled numerous times, but with their 24/7 exploits, there had to be a way to settle the score. Both were expected to be in the Royal Rumble match with 'the Giant', and knew best to equalize the other before then, as the rapper fired away with an axe kick for a near fall. Steve Blackman fled the ring and used a trash can before using his signature kendo sticks to take control, when a super kick gave K-Dawg control. Swinging the cane and throwing it in the air he cracked Blackman with it, when a pump kick scored Blackman another two count. K-Dawg responded with the use of a fire extinguisher, and a scissors kick gave him a near fall. K-Kwik pleaded Blackman to stay down after a lacerating series of cane shots, when a diving legdrop saw no water in the pool, and he crashed and burned into a trash can. Blackman took K-Kwik's lights out with another kendo stick shot, picking up the win.
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Sunday Night Heat - January 21, 2001 New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana Live on MTV
A video package aired, highlighting the previous winners of the Royal Rumble. There had been eleven WWF Superstars that had gone on to win the Royal Rumble match since its debut in 1988, a chaotic annual affair, mired at moments in controversy, in acclaim, and in resentment. Tonight we would see a twelfth person added to such an illustrious group. With the stakes raised, the winner would receive a WWF Championship opportunity at WrestleMania in April, but it would be a hard mountain to climb with perhaps the most stacked assembling of men in World Wrestling Federation history. Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H and the Big Show were merely few of the men that had thrown their names into the hat, but there could be only one winner. Who would go on to headline the Grandest Stage of Them All? Who would be crowned the 2001 Royal Rumble winner?
The opening video package aired, cutting to an exterior shot of the New Orleans Arena. The Royal Rumble had arrived in Louisiana, and a crowd of rowdy, excited fans were seen piling into the arena as Michael Cole and Al Snow were seen in a skybox inside of the arena. With just under an hour away from the twelfth annual Royal Rumble spectacular, it would be an unforgettable night. Discussing the line-up one match a time, we would see six matches take place, with four WWF Championships at stake. Of course, the sixth and final match would see the annual 30-man Royal Rumble match, where thirty would enter but only one would walk out with a guaranteed shot at the WWF Championship at WrestleMania!
Al Snow mused the participants that had put their names forward for the Royal Rumble match, and expressed his discontent in being disqualified from entering himself on account of his rehabilitating elbow. Michael Cole asked for an injury update, when Tazz strolled into the skybox. 'The One Man Crime Scene' made fun of Al's big fat crocodile tears, saying that nobody cared whether Al was in the Royal Rumble, or was even still a WWF Superstar. Snow groaned as the thug threw down his own prediction of who would win the Royal Rumble match tonight - himself! Michael asked him why he thought so highly of his luck, discussing what the Rock did to him, Lance Storm and Joe E. Legend three nights ago on SmackDown! Tazz tried to deflect it, but Al instead thought it was a great idea to reminisce: rolling footage of 'the Great One' taking care of the thug with a mighty Rock Bottom!
Tazz told Michael Cole and Al Snow that it was beginner's luck, reiterating that the Rock had never stepped foot in the ring against him, and noted just how great a threat he could be. Regardless of size, 'the One Man Crime Scene' believed he could take out just about anybody. Whether it was Crash Holly, Chris Jericho, even Mark Henry - the thug was on a one-way road to WrestleMania, where he would finally win the big one: the WWF Championship! Noting how he debuted one year ago at the Royal Rumble, choking out a certain WWF Champion Kurt Angle in his debut in Madison Square Garden - he believed that was all the credence he needed to show just how gifted and dangerous he could be! Al made a joke about Tazz's confidence being taller than he was, to which the thug retorted that at least he had the ability to step into the Royal Rumble match, unlike him.
. The Right to Censor were gathered in a huddle in their locker room, Steven Richards delivering an emphatic speech towards the WWF Women's Champion Ivory, the Goodfather, Mark Henry and Bull Buchanan. Citing tonight as a landmark night, it had potential to make or break the good fight in which they were fighting. It could go one way or the other, that this was the RTC's day of reckoning. After all they had been through and worked hard for, the RTC had the opportunity to not just retain the WWF Women's Championship, but become WWF Tag Team Champions, and win the Royal Rumble match on top of that! Bull and Goodfather were spoken to about the Dudley Boyz, how Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley could be beaten, and their backstage ambush proved that on SmackDown, Thursday. As for Ivory and Mark Henry, it was in their best interest to rid the virus that was Chyna, and her little boy-toy 'the One' Billy Gunn. Ivory nodded as Steven reminded 'the Secret Weapon' of whose side he was on now. He was reformed, he didn't need to think anything of an old flame like the bodacious vixen Chyna. Richards needed the 400-pounder to finish the race for the RTC tonight - and win the Royal Rumble, using his size, his strength, and his take-no-prisoners persona. Henry understood clearly, as Steven reminded him not to let temptation ruin the house they had built.
. We cut to the heart of Times Square in New York City, New York. A cold night outside, the fans inside of the entertainment complex in WWF New York would come to life as former Commissioner, Mick Foley showed his face! Stood with the swarms of fans, Michael Cole, Al Snow and Tazz discussed how it had been shy of a month since he was set up and fired by the Coalition, yet wanted to know how life was now for 'the Hardcore Legend'. Mick expressed how he was struck with sadness over the Holiday season, but things quickly turned around. For starters, the Chairman Vince McMahon gifted the Foley household a generous paternity fee for his wife - and just two weeks ago, the Foley family received another bountiful gift. Mick was a Daddy once again, to a baby boy named Michael! The entertainment complex came to life and chanted the ex-'Commish's name, when Tazz bursted out congratulating Mick on enjoying parenthood like the unemployed slob he was. Mick smirked at the remark, warning that if he was in New Orleans tonight he would be sure to knock his lights out - but as a three-time father, Mick was instead planning to give the thug a taste of what Mr. Socko had in store for him the next time they crossed paths!
. The Radicalz were backstage preparing for combat in the Royal Rumble match tonight, when Terri walked into the locker room with a look of sadness on her face. 'The She-Devil' had bad news to deliver, and that was the 2001 Royal Rumble match was officially fully booked. Saturn and Malenko questioned what that meant, when Terri explained that only one of the Radicalz could enter the Rumble tonight! Saturn and Malenko were apoplectic, and Perry implied that this meant he would naturally be the man to enter tonight. Malenko disputed it and an argument ensued, when Malenko reasoned there was one way to settle it: rock, paper, scissors. The two played with Terri playing cheerleader for both, Malenko winning the first one. Saturn demanded it be best of three, and Saturn won with rock to Malenko's scissors. A third try saw Saturn win the game, paper beating rock. Celebrating as if he won the Royal Rumble match, he stuck the win in Dean's face while Terri massaged his shoulders to make him feel better. Perry Saturn would be in the Royal Rumble match!
A video package aired, looking back on the rivalry between Raven and Rikishi. The WWF Intercontinental Championship would be defended tonight at the Royal Rumble, after weeks of psychological head games and physical ambushes that got them here. 'The Creator' was a manipulative, costly enigma that spoke poetically, and had expressed his desire to bring the 400-pound Samoan's world crashing down. Costing 'Big Kish' big on occasions, he even dared to try drive a wedge between the champ and Too Cool. Rikishi fought Edge and Christian without his buddies, and wound up with a cracked rib as a result. While Raven's efforts to turn Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty against the big man failed, Raven took great advantage of an opportunity by using a crowbar to 'Big Kish's ribcage to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Rikishi would not be deterred, and had been in a foul mood ever since. Determined to kick Raven's ass, how would Raven fare against the imposing 400-pounder tonight?
. We returned to another live shot of the crowds entering via the lobby of the New Orleans Arena. There was a lot more excitement in the air surrounding this Royal Rumble match, than any other in World Wrestling Federation history. Buzzing, a sellout crowd was to be expected for tonight's event. Michael Cole, Al Snow and Tazz remained in the skybox overlooking the arena, as they discussed the history between Raven and Rikishi. They discussed whom each of them thought would leave as WWF Intercontinental Champion, with the thug providing insight on having known Raven for many years. Cole and Snow thought 'Big Kish' would take his revenge, while Tazz put his money on 'the Creator'.
. Jonathan Coachman was standing by backstage with the WWF European Champion William Regal. Immediately cutting 'the Coach' off, the Englishman discussed the name 'Royal Rumble'. An ill-fitting name, he believed that there was nothing Royal about any World Wrestling Federation Superstar that was entering the Royal Rumble match tonight, beside himself. As an avid supporter of the Great British Monarchy, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' was embarrassed to even be participating with twenty-nine other swines and toerags. Boastful, Regal claimed that he was the only benefitting candidate to win it, and be crowned the first British Royal Rumble winner. God save the Queen.
. Michael Cole, Al Snow and Tazz debated the likelihood of William Regal delivering on his promise to the British Monarchy, and winning the Royal Rumble match tonight. While Tazz liked 'the Goodwill Ambassador' and found him funny, the thug maintained that he would make a great winner himself. Cole and Snow shifted gears to talk about Triple H's predicament: not only was 'the Game' set to enter the Royal Rumble match in his ongoing pursuit of redemption, but he would also have to take on 'the Rabid Wolverine' Chris Benoit. Snow listed the risks of going double duty, knowing exactly the kind of callous and aggressive animal in which the Canadian could be. Tazz believed Triple H would tap out once again tonight, while Al Snow contested that 'the Game' was out to settle the dispute with 'the Wolverine'.
A video package aired, reviewing all of 'the Game's pitfalls in recent months. What began as a discourse with the Coalition led Triple H down a rabbit hole, losing the love of his life Stephanie McMahon. His wife betrayed him for Kurt Angle, and it rocked 'the Game's confidence majorly. Losing out inside Hell in a Cell at No Mercy, the punches kept rolling as X-Pac betrayed his longtime friend in the heat of an intense D-Generation X and Coalition war at the Survivor Series - ending with Chris Benoit forcing him to tap to the Crossface. Benoit believed he had Triple H's number, but in recent weeks 'the Cerebral Assassin' had declared that now he was alone, there was nothing holding him back. Destined for redemption for how the year 2000 turned out for him, 'the Game' was not about to let 'the Billion Dollar Princess' get him down. Double duty or not, it was Triple H's goal to both vanquish 'the Rabid Wolverine' once and for all, and win the 2001 Royal Rumble match. A rubber match between two of the best in the World Wrestling Federation, who stood a chance at coming out on top?
. The Fighting Holly Cousins argued with one another in the backstage corridor, having also learned that only one of them could enter the 2001 Royal Rumble match! Hardcore Holly insulted Crash Holly for believing he had a better chance of winning the 30-man event, while Crash questioned what his older cousin had done for the Fighting Hollys lately. Hardcore slapped him upside the head, when Molly Holly was finally able to calm her disputing cousins. Molly believed there was a way around this, and that would be to simply let her heroically enter the Royal Rumble match, and be the first woman to win the Rumble match. Hardcore and Crash laughed at her, when Hardcore slapped Crash again and declared that there were no buts about it - Hardcore Holly would represent the Fighting Hollys in the Royal Rumble match tonight. Crash sulked.
We returned to Sunday Night Heat to see the Coalition arrive at the New Orleans Arena. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle walked hand-in-hand with his girlfriend Stephanie McMahon - both expressionless - ahead of his title defence tonight against the Undertaker. Shane McMahon walked behind 'the Megastar' and his sister 'Billion Dollar Princess', sporting sunglasses as well as a neckbrace. Shane O'Mac could be heard groaning in agony from the Last Ride he went on this past week on SmackDown, making one believe that the McMahon Family presence at ringside tonight at the Royal Rumble would be minimal.
. In the skybox, Tazz expressed his concern for the valiant WWF Champion, knowing how Kurt Angle had faced the biggest WWF Superstars in his fourteen-month World Wrestling Federation career, but 'the American Badass' was a different story. 'The One Man Crime Scene' was sympathetic for the real underdog, 'the Megastar', causing Michael Cole and Al Snow to question him. Tazz factored in the deceiving Chairman Vince McMahon, who clearly had it out for Kurt as well as his own children. The thug was concerned for Shane McMahon after the heinous beating 'the Deadman' gave him three nights ago. Snow asked Tazz what his prediction was curiously, and asked the hypothetical of what would happen if he won the Royal Rumble match and had to face 'the Olympic Hero' at WrestleMania. Tazz stumbled over his words in contemplation, before weaselling away from the answer. Tazz had to go and get ready for the Royal Rumble match! Michael and Al spoke of the Right to Censor's desire to take the WWF by storm by claiming whatever gold and accolades they could, prompting a conversation about Ivory's WWF Women's Championship defense against Chyna tonight.
Backstage, 'the One' Billy Gunn shed his Right to Nudity crop top in preparation for the Royal Rumble match, before turning to Chyna to ask about why she was choosing to go for the WWF Women's Championship anyway. Chyna was a former WWF Intercontinental Champion, after all. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' cuddled a playful Billy, letting him know that she was perhaps allowing her date to pursue that gold himself. Billy scoffed at the idea of facing either Raven or Rikishi - they both smelled. They laughed in each other's arms, when the Playboy covergirl declared that ever since she was a little girl, she had strived to become a champion that women could look up to and aspire to be. Not just that, she wanted to encourage the freedom of the ladies out there that needed courage and strength to do whatever they wanted to do. Unlike Ivory, she was a true role model, and wanted to represent the Divas in a better manner than the Right to Censor's head girl could in her dreams.
. Triple H was spotted arriving at the New Orleans Arena, when Kevin Kelly scurried to keep up with the pacing 'Cerebral Assassin'. Triple H was full of energy ahead of double duty tonight at the Royal Rumble, Kevin noting how 'the Game' not only had to contest himself against 29 other men in the Royal Rumble match tonight, but also survive whatever Chris Benoit had in store for him. 'The Game' boldly stopped and said that it had been seven months since he was last the WWF Champion. In that time, so much had changed. He had the whole world in his hands, and he let it all slip between his fingers. Not tonight, not at WrestleMania, and not ever again. 'The Game' was done with the decision-making and fun and games that Stephanie McMahon was playing with him. Couldn't she remember they were divorced? Triple H had half of everything taken away from him, and a little bit more. While 'the Rabid Wolverine' was exactly that, he knew deep down that he could beat Chris Benoit. And after that, as tough as it was going to be, he was on a mission for redemption. That meant beating 'the Wolverine', that meant overcoming twenty-nine WWF Superstars, and that meant going on to face the WWF Champion at WrestleMania.
. Too Cool discussed Raven outside of Rikishi's dressing room, both expressing their joy in seeing 'the Creator' get his ass handed to him by 'Big Kish' tonight, and that would mean becoming a two-time WWF Intercontinental Champion. Something was playing on Scotty 2 Hotty's head, as he made note of the fact that only one of them could enter the Royal Rumble match tonight. There was one slot remaining, and before Scotty could get the words out, Grandmaster starting knocking on the Samoan's door! Scotty hushed him and expressed that their buddy was in preparation for his title opportunity, and that Sexay should be the man to enter the Rumble for Too Cool. Sexay asked why, when Scotty explained that this was his big opportunity, his moment to shine. Scotty believed Grandmaster was primed for this night, and wanting him to do the boys proud. Emotionally, Sexay brought Scotty in for a big hug, planning to do him proud and be the winner of the Royal Rumble match.
. Michael Cole and Al Snow remained in the skybox, overlooking a rather crowded New Orleans Arena. Fans were piling into the building by the second, as the two co-hosts of Sunday Night Heat further discussed the WWF Championship match ahead. The Undertaker's decade of destruction was discussed, scanning the long list of legends that 'the Deadman' had had to overcome to make it here. With Vince McMahon in the corner of 'the American Badass', and Stephanie and Shane McMahon in 'the Megastar's corner, it could be an open playing field once the bell rings tonight at the Royal Rumble.
A video package aired reviewing the reign of terror in which the WWF Champion Kurt Angle had embarked on. A skilled, masterful student of the business, 'the Megastar' had excelled as the leader of the Coalition, garnering a lot of confidence in the process. An inflated ego was met by the emergence of a new number one contender in the Undertaker. 'The American Badass' was out to give Angle a beating of a lifetime after weeks of disrespect, yet Angle was also consumed with fear that Vince McMahon would involve himself. A McMahon Family War had dominated the World Wrestling Federation in recent weeks, the betrayal of 'Daddy's Little Girl' to remain on the side of 'the Megastar' saw hostilities arise with Stephanie slapping Vince, and Vince nailing Shane. The boss knew that Angle would do whatever it took to leave the Royal Rumble as WWF Champion, and further extend his near-five month reign - which is why Vince enlisted himself as being in the corner of 'the Deadman'. Undertaker did not trust the Chairman one bit, sharing a complex history with one another. Was Angle's world about to come crashing down at the hands of 'the Deadman', or would he survive to see another day? What would happen with the untrustworthy McMahons at ringside? Who would leave the Rumble as WWF Champion?
Back on Sunday Night Heat, earlier today saw the arrival of Stone Cold Steve Austin as he came pacing towards the New Orleans Arena. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' was prepared for battle in the Royal Rumble match after cleaning house of the locker room six nights ago on RAW is WAR. Against him were some incredibly tough opponents, a target on 'the Rattlesnake's back. Tonight, Austin hoped to right the wrong of being sidelined for a year with a neck injury, and kick his chase of once again becoming WWF Champion one more time, into full gear!
. Lance Storm was exercizing in the locker room area, preparing for the 2001 Royal Rumble match tonight. 'The Calgary Kid' believed that 2001 would be the year of Lance Storm, but he was soon interrupted by Joe E. Legend. Gawking at the Canadian's confidence, Joe E. irked Lance asking him what chance he truly thought he had of winning the Royal Rumble match. Lance remarked that he had a greater chance of winning than Joe E, noting how he was exactly what was wrong with Americans. They were full of confidence and entitlement, whereas in Canada they let actions speak louder than words. Legend remarked that Storm was as cocky as he was, but noted how he was younger, more experienced, and some would say comparable of a young Kurt Angle. The Canadian laughed at the rookie and called him nothing but. Breakout star or not, he predicted Joe E. wouldn't even make it five seconds in the Rumble tonight, and repeated that 2001 was his year for the taking.
. Michael Cole and Al Snow spoke about the Royal Rumble match, highlighting how the numbers were stacked to the point where previously hopeful participants had seen their entry canceled. That was how high the stakes were, and how much was on the line with the WWF Championship goal in sight, as well as the opportunity of headlining WrestleMania in the Reliant Astrodome. The co-hosts formally introduced an unlikely guest in former WWF Women's Champion Debra, who joyously greeted Cole and Snow. Together they quizzed the Diva on who would win the Royal Rumble match, and while in deep thought of who would walk out victorious tonight, she had to go with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Debra used the platform to then deliver an announcement to the people watching on MTV tonight - that she had been a champion, a wrestler and a manager. Effective immediately however, she had been named as the official Diva Ambassador over the women's division! Michael and Al congratulated her, while Debra declared that she would be fair, square, and nothing but rational in each and every decision she made. Girl power was coming, so Debra believed.
A video package aired, looking back on the history of the Royal Rumble match. What started in 1988 with Hacksaw Jim Duggan reigning supreme, the Rumble had seen a cavalcade of major WWF Superstars and future Hall of Famers come out on top as the winner. With a rich heritage, names such as Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels were among the illustrious group - but tonight, we would see a new member rise to the occasion. Each with their own hopes and dreams of headlining WrestleMania with a WWF Championship opportunity like Chris Jericho, others saw it as a huge step towards redemption like Triple H. WWF Superstars strived to start again, like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and continue to prove their greatness, like the Rock. Some, like the Big Show, Edge and Christian, wanted to help their Coalition's cause, while others hoped to begin a path to superstardom. The Road to WrestleMania was always a chaotic frenzy, long and liberating, yet tough and painful. It started tonight, but while thirty men would enter: there could be only one winner!
. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler were seated at ringside in the New Orleans Arena, just mere minutes away from the thirteenth-annual Royal Rumble extravaganza! J.R. and 'the King' discussed the line-up for tonight's show match by match, each also noting just how unpredictable the Royal Rumble match would be!
The announcers would soon be interrupted by Crash and Molly Holly, representing the Fighting Holly Cousins. Crash and Molly had each hoped to take part in tonight's Royal Rumble match, but Hardcore Holly had instead staked claim and would represent the cousins in the 30-man free-for-all tonight. Kaientai followed, Taka Michinoku and Funaki waving the Japanese flags and tossing them aside. With comedically dubbed voices, Taka cackled at the sheer sight of the Alabama stereotype. In Japan they did not have the problem of promiscuity, because they were morally superior, and mentally stronger than Crash Holly. Funaki delivered a deep-pitched "INDEED", while Michinoku soon added that Americans were foolish, and tonight Kaientai would prove why Japan was the best place on the planet. Funaki declared the Fighting Hollys as "EVIL", prompting Taka to head to the ring for singles action. 1) Crash Holly (w/Molly Holly) def. Taka Michinoku (w/Funaki) (3:58)The Royal Rumble was minutes away, but in a Sunday Night Heat exclusive we would see some light-heavyweight competition take place. The Fighting Holly Cousins would be represented by Hardcore Holly in tonight's 30-man Royal Rumble match, meanwhile Crash and Molly Holly were left to square off against Kaientai. Taka Michinoku laid claim that Alabama was a stereotypical place, and Crash came in full of right hands to start the match. Both former WWF Light Heavyweight Champions exchanged armdrags early on, when a dropkick caught Michinoku right on the jaw. Slugging it out with Taka in the corner, a monkey flip saw Taka fly across the ring, when a facebuster gave Crash a near fall. Funaki got on the apron to distract the younger cousin, allowing Taka to gain momentum using a missile dropkick. Michinoku laughed deviously as he put the boots to Holly, sending him to the floor. Taka scored with an Asai moonsault giving Kaientai more reasons to gloat, while Molly watched on encouragingly. Michinoku applied a headlock when Crash mountained a comeback, taking him down with a hiptoss and a headlock takedown! Crash was feeling it now, when Funaki got on the apron just for Crash to sock him with a right hand. Molly Holly came flying off the apron with a crossbody to Funaki, while Crash was able to reverse a Michinoku Driver into a tornado DDT to pick up the win!
Crash Holly had scored the first win for the Fighting Holly Cousins tonight on Sunday Night Heat, while Molly Holly climbed in to raise her cousin's hand in victory. While Kaientai reassembled with Funaki rolling Taka Michinoku out of the ring, the Fighting Hollys appeared on cloud nine - but how would their cousin fare in the Royal Rumble match tonight? The thirteenth-annual Royal Rumble match was mere moments away, live on pay-per-view!
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Post by DTP. on Dec 6, 2020 9:58:46 GMT -5
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Royal Rumble 2001 - January 21, 2001 New Orleans Arena in New Orleans, Louisiana Live on Pay-Per-View
The opening video package aired, browsing back on memories of past Royal Rumble matches. In thirteen years there had been eleven victorious, from the likes of legendary WWF Superstars such as Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin, on two separate occasions each. The Royal Rumble had seen legacies cemented and dreams come true, with Ric Flair and 'the Heartbreak Kid' having gone the distance. It had seen controversy unfold, as Bret Hart and Lex Luger were once declared co-winners of the Royal Rumble match. Even Vince McMahon was a former winner, and the Rock was reigning Royal Rumble Champion. But this was a brand new year, and it was time to witness who would be the 2001 Royal Rumble winner. In recent weeks, a plethora of warriors had thrown their names into the hat with the goal of coming out victorious. The stakes had never been higher, the opportunity to headline WrestleMania and compete for the WWF Championship, was on the line. Tonight, thirty men would enter the Royal Rumble match - but only one man could succeed, and advance to the Grandaddy of Them All - the Showcase of the Immortals.
The opening graphic aired, resembling a road sign in New Orleans, Louisiana. It was time for the Royal Rumble, as we cut to the packed house in the New Orleans Arena where pyrotechnics erupted! The fourteenth-annual Royal Rumble extravaganza was on the air, live on pay-per-view, and a capacity crowd were on hand to witness the first step on the Road to WrestleMania X-Seven! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to Bourbon Street, where tonight four WWF championships would be up for grabs, though most importantly of all, we would find out who would go on to headline WrestleMania at the climax of the Royal Rumble match tonight!
The Right to Censor led the people of New Orleans into a desperate cry for help, as boos reigned over the Arena. It was a massive night ahead for the RTC, as Steven Richards led the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan down the aisleway to the ring, escorting them to their WWF Tag Team Championship opportunity. Once in the ring, Steven chuckled expecting nothing less from an immoral city like New Orleans. Referencing it as 'the Big Easy', Steven claimed that it said a lot about the people that came from there! Party culture was the craze in New Orleans, and it was almost as insulting to watch their parade as having to put up with the antics of an outlaw group named the Right to Nudity! Richards questioned if that was what the people chose to associate with, being juvenile and open with what they wanted. The crowd loudly cheered in response. Steven vowed to help save each and every one of them. Tonight was the Royal Rumble, a night where true heroes would come out on top against all odds, and he genuinely believed that after Goodfather and Buchanan trounced the Dudley Boyz, and Ivory vanquished Chyna, and following Mark Henry eliminating twenty-nine delinquents in the Royal Rumble match - the RTC's good fight will have been won; it would be time to begin phase two! Steven began detailing phase two of their elaborate plan, when a rocket blasted across the aisle, bringing out the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz!1) WWF Tag Team Championship The Dudley Boyz (c) vs Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/Steven Richards) The Dudley Boyz had finally become two-time WWF Tag Team Champions, having spent the vast majority of 2000 pursuing the gold after losing them at WrestleMania 2000. D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley finally overcame the odds of long-time rivals T&A at Armageddon, and ever since had been on a tear taking on all comers. The Right to Censor meanwhile, had been on a tear of their own. A huge night for the RTC was ahead, with Bull Buchanan and the Goodfather challenging for the WWF Tag Team Championships here, and Ivory defending the WWF Women's Championship later tonight against Chyna. Not just that - Mark Henry was also scheduled to participate in the Royal Rumble main event! The RTC had always been vocal critics of the Dudleys' table "fetish", dating back to their debut last summer. They were hypocritical, as seen ten days ago on SmackDown where Bull drove his legs through both Dudleys, through their own table. In response, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna and 'the One' Billy Gunn struck a common connection with the Dudleys, tiring of the RTC's reprehensible morals and beliefs - forming the Right to Nudity. The RTC and the Dudleys each wanted to kick off the year 2001 on a high note, but who wanted the WWF Tag Team Championships more?
Steven Richards scurried to ringside once the Dudley Boyz entered the ring, immediately coming to blows with their challengers. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan held their ground against the WWF Tag Team Champions, when Bubba was able to send Bull sailing over the top rope! The preview of what to expect tonight allowed the Dudley Boyz to score an assisted back suplex for a near fall, immediately following up with a two-on-one attack. Buchanan tried to club the backs of the camo-clad champions, who intercepted his attempt with a double flapjack for another near fall. Richards was clearly nervous in the RTC's corner, having Bubba Ray making eyes at him. A body slam led to D-Von Dudley going to the top rope for a diving headbutt, when Goodfather intercepted it with a powerslam of his own! Steven involved himself to the distraction of the referee, enabling his men to corner D-Von with a double-team beating of stomps in the corner. A double suplex scored the Right to Censor a near fall, when D-Von was able to fight off Goodfather and make a tag to Bubba Ray. The half-brother hit the ring and clotheslined Goodfather in the corner and dropped him with a full nelson slam, when Steven again jumped up onto the apron! Bubba had no time for such antics, swinging and missing Richards by a fraction, allowing Goodfather to come from behind with a sidewalk slam! Buchanan delivered a big boot to Bubba through the ropes in the RTC's corner of the ring, before Goodfather caught Bubba with a corner splash for another two count. A body slam from the ex-pimp went followed up with a diving legdrop from the top by the impressively agile Buchanan, but D-Von came in to break up the pin. Goodfather and Buchanan's heat on Bubba Ray Dudley continued, whipping him hard into the turnbuckle spine-first, allowing both to score with a big back body drop! Steven looked pleased with his soldiers in combat, as Bull sprung up to the top and came down with a slingshot clothesline for another near fall!
The persistence of the white shirts showed exactly how much it meant to become WWF Tag Team Champions, but Bubba continued to resist. Mudhole stomps from Goodfather allowed the former escort to mock the Ho Train, eyeing Bubba up in the corner. Instead, he took a step back and sucker punched D-Von unnecessarily! The illegal man tried to enter to the dismay of the official, who with his back turned, allowed Buchanan and Goodfather to put more boots to the legal man! Bubba stunned Goodfather off the second rope with a big boot, but was cut off on the rebound with an eye rake and a club to the back. Goodfather grinned knowingly, setting Bubba up for the death valley driver just for the champ to break free and drop him with a Bubba Bomb! Both men were down, and while Bull made the tag first - Bubba leaped to tag in D-Von! Ducking the advancing RTC members off the ropes, D-Von fired back with a double clothesline to both, before snapping Bull with a neckbreaker for a near fall! Goodfather struck from behind when Bubba re-entered the fray with a sharp elbow to the head - soon hoisting Buchanan up on his shoulders. D-Von soared off the top with the Dudleyville Device, then the Dudleys followed with a double flapjack to Goodfather! Steven tried interfering just for Bubba to drag him in with a hold of his tie! Richards pleaded for his life as Bubba slammed and spread the leader's legs - the Wazzup! incapacitating Steven Richards! Bubba ordered D-Von to get the tables, when Buchanan struck with a missile dropkick! Bull followed with a scissors kick for D-Von, when Bubba came in to fight him off. Goodfather was clotheslined from the ring, while Bull hit Bubba and tried another scissors kick, just to receive the 3D for a three count!Winners, and still WWF Tag Team Champions: The Dudley Boyz (10:33) The Dudley Boyz got New Orleans Arena loud with their victory, having successfully retained the WWF Tag Team Championships against the Right to Censor! D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley broke out into a hug in the middle of the ring, gifted their titles to a huge ovation. Bull Buchanan remained prone in the ring while the Goodfather pounded the apron in frustration. Steven Richards was on the floor in agony, holding his groin for dear life. The RTC's master plan would have to wait for another day as far as the titles were concerned, but they still had two more matches to turn it around tonight!
We cut to outside of the New Orleans Arena on a wintry night in the typically warm Louisiana area! There were fans on hand outside of the building, with everybody wanting to behold the fourteenth-annual Royal Rumble tonight!
. Shane McMahon was in the hall, a neck brace and sunglasses disguising his face after the beating from the Undertaker. The Coalition member struggled to drink a bottle of water when Jonathan Coachman approached. Understanding he was not 100% after the barbaric assault 'the American Badass' had dished out three nights ago on SmackDown, Shane claimed that there was no chance in hell that it would scare him off. Tonight, his best friend in the business Kurt Angle was defending the WWF Championship, and he would not miss it for the world. Shane insulted 'the Deadman' for having a decade of destruction under his belt, but reiterated the fact that 'the Megastar' was unbeatable. Shane believed that 'the Big Dog' would fall tonight, and he couldn't wait to witness it first hand from ringside! Vince McMahon showed up with a huge grin on his face at the sight of his son, remarking how ridiculous he looked. Referencing the saying not to hit a man with his guard down, he did recall how Shane O'Mac had been waiting to see him face to face, to "knock his Dad out". Teasing his son, Vince declared he would not fight his own flesh and blood, but warned him he'd have no choice not to if he interfered in Undertaker's title shot tonight! Vince reminded him that he'd be in 'the Deadman's corner, and wished for the best man to win. After the Chairman left, Shane threw down his bottle of water in rage and called him a son of a b*tch, before quickly grimacing in agony from the neck pain.
A video package aired, reviewing all of 'the Game's pitfalls in recent months. What began as a discourse with the Coalition led Triple H down a rabbit hole, losing the love of his life Stephanie McMahon. His wife betrayed him for Kurt Angle, and it rocked 'the Game's confidence majorly. Losing out inside Hell in a Cell at No Mercy, the punches kept rolling as X-Pac betrayed his longtime friend in the heat of an intense D-Generation X and Coalition war at the Survivor Series - ending with Chris Benoit forcing him to tap to the Crossface. Benoit believed he had Triple H's number, but in recent weeks 'the Cerebral Assassin' had declared that now he was alone, there was nothing holding him back. Destined for redemption for how the year 2000 turned out for him, 'the Game' was not about to let 'the Billion Dollar Princess' get him down. Double duty or not, it was Triple H's goal to both vanquish 'the Rabid Wolverine' once and for all, and win the 2001 Royal Rumble match. A rubber match between two of the best in the World Wrestling Federation, who stood a chance at coming out on top?2) Chris Benoit vs Triple H The winner advances to the 2001 Royal Rumble match. The Triple H heading into the Royal Rumble tonight was that much different than the man he was one calendar year ago. 'The Game' was on top of the world, he had the WWF Championship around his waist, and the love of wife Stephanie McMahon on his arm. With the support and stability of D-Generation X behind him, and the power of the McMahons behind him, the McMahon-Helmsley Faction seemed unstoppable. That all changed once 'the Billion Dollar Princess' betrayed him for Kurt Angle at Unforgiven, and demanded a divorce. Triple H had lost out inside Hell in a Cell against 'the Megastar' at No Mercy, while at the Survivor Series he would witness D-Generation X's self-destruction. X-Pac betrayed him, and Shawn Michaels left DX high and dry. Another crushing defeat befell him when Chris Benoit forced him to tap out to the Crossface. 'The Game' was on his own now and realized that there was nobody holding him back. Declaring his entry into the Royal Rumble match tonight, his ex-wife Steph threw an extra obstacle in 'the Cerebral Assassin's way - Chris Benoit. Having to perform double duty on the night of the Royal Rumble was a suicide mission, but if 'the Game' wanting his redemption that badly, he would first have to take care of Chris Benoit, and survive 'the Rabid Wolverine'. Benoit and Triple H had been at each other's throat for months, had beaten one another time and time again. Would 'the Game' be able to bypass Benoit and make the Rumble, or would 'the Wolverine' claim another victim?
Triple H walked with a purpose, as his new theme song by Motorhead roared through New Orleans. Knowing full well what was ahead of him, 'the Game' was motivated to make it to the Royal Rumble match later tonight, and go on to win it. In his way, as announced ten days ago on SmackDown by ex-wife Stephanie McMahon, was Chris Benoit. Triple H was determined to embark on a path to redemption after the losses suffered in recent months, and he proved this by savoring his energy. A collar-and-elbow tie-up saw Benoit wrestle his way through 'the Game' into the corner, forcing a break from the official. Another lock-up attempt saw 'the Rabid Wolverine' find himself overpowered by 'the Game', the two tussling back and forth against the ropes ordering a second break. Finally a third tie-up commenced, but Triple H wisely shoved Benoit down to the canvas! Cornering Benoit and attempting to get in some early blows, Benoit cheap shotted him and began laying in with some rugged chops. The former WWF Champion refused to give way, answering with some knife-edged chops of his own. Sending Benoit into the ropes for a high knee, Benoit sidestepped it and muscled for a German suplex. Instead, Triple H was able to take the Canadian down with a drop to hold, a side headlock applied. Benoit tactically tried to find a way out, rolling him over with 'the Game's shoulders down for a one count. The muscular strength of 'the Cerebral Assassin' was Benoit's weakness, but he still forced Triple H back to his feet. He responded affirmatively, able to bridge Benoit with a northern lights suplex! Benoit broke free and backslid 'the Game' for a close near fall, before decking Benoit with a huge right hand!
Triple H wanted to get this match over with early, but Chris Benoit quickly tackled 'the Game' down and struggled to claim his arm for the Crossface! Keeping his head down, Benoit wrenched his possessed limb instead, just for 'the Game' to tactically put his foot on the bottom rope. Incensed, 'the Wolverine' put the boots to his adversary, a spinning neckbreaker giving Benoit a near fall. Following up with a snap suplex, 'the Crippler' was now taking his time in dissecting Triple H in his own time. Looking for a cross-armbreaker, Benoit now hoped to separate the limb from the rest of 'the Cerebral Assassin's body, but once again Triple H refused Benoit access. Applying a keylock armbar instead, Benoit engaged with elbows to the cranium of his foe! Transitioning into a dragon sleeper, Benoit now hoped to put 'the Game' to sleep, but he continued to fight out with right hands. Rising to his feet, Benoit was swift in shoulder him shoulder-first into the ring post! A shoulderbreaker exacted control for the Coalition member, when Chris Benoit again looked for the cross-armbreaker, to be kicked away by 'the Game!' Surprising the Canadian with a sudden spinebuster for a near fall, Benoit evacuated the ring and Triple H came soon thereafter. Whipping Benoit into the steel steps he struck with a high knee, before looking to take him into the barricade just for Benoit to reverse, sending 'the Game' shoulder-first into the ring post! Benoit was animalistic, stomping on his prey before pressing him chest-first across the steps! A backbreaker went execued with Benoit bending 'the Game' over his knee, before executing a bridging German suplex for a near fall! Chris Benoit was going in for the kill, the cut-throat motion an indication that it was time for the Diving Headbutt.
'The Rabid Wolverine' perched the top turnbuckle when Triple H came back to life, hammering shots in the Canadian's way! 'The Game' joined him on the top rope, and a superplex saw both crashing to the canvas! The referee started his count with both men down, when at the count of seven Benoit got up first. Hitting the ropes, he was taken off-guard by a facebuster across 'the Game's knee! Two clotheslines followed, when Triple H began slamming Benoit's foot across the canvas! Applying an arching Indian Deathlock with 'the Game' applying pressure on the head and neck of 'the Wolverine', Chris Benoit was learning about just how far Triple H was willing to go, with his pursuit of revenge! Benoit screamed in agony, but as Triple H continued to wrench the neck back, Benoit was miraculously able to make the ropes! Triple H crumpled to the mat, favoring his shoulder. A DDT connected, giving Triple H another near fall. Getting tired, 'the Game' motioned for the Pedigree to end it when Benoit broke free. Three huge German suplexes followed, with Benoit limping straight to the top rope for the Diving Headbutt! Benoit barely covered, but Triple H was again able to power out at two! Fed up with 'the Game's resistance, 'the Rabid Wolverine' left the ring and immediately confiscated ring announcer Howard Finkel's chair! Steel chair in hand, Benoit returned to find Triple H waiting for him - a spinebuster taking both men down and out! The count commencing, both men risked being counted out, with 'the Game's chances of even making the Royal Rumble questionable! Both rolled back inside, with Benoit quickly sinking in the Crossface! Benoit's grip was tighter than ever, 'the Game' on the verge of tapping out again to Benoit's killer hold, but he was able to somehow slam Benoit out of it! Both men were fatigued, when Benoit looked to grip another German, only for Hunter to elbow free. The Pedigree was delivered, Triple H getting the win!Winner: Triple H (14:07) 'The Cerebral Assassin' was one down, but twenty-nine others to go. Having overcome the relentlessly competitive 'Rabid Wolverine', Triple H favored his shoulder over the fallen body of Chris Benoit. 'The Wolverine' beaten, he knew that he still had to contend with the trials and tribulations that came with the Royal Rumble match later tonight. 'The Game' stumbled up the aisleway with his healthy arm raised by the official, when the referee returned to check on Chris Benoit. The Canadian was down and out, but as the referee edged closer, Benoit rapidly applied the Crossface! The official was tapping, and yet the Coalition member refused to relinquish the hold! Finally he did, Benoit a defeated man. He was angry, riled up and ready to blow, leaving the ring while more officials showed up to check on their fellow referee.
We went to a replay of the exchange between Too Cool from Sunday Night Heat earlier tonight, where Scotty 2 Hotty personally handed Grandmaster Sexay the one remaining spot in the Royal Rumble match. Back live, Scotty 2 Hotty was seen walking the halls of the New Orleans Arena when he came across the WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven. Laughing at the gall of Scotty, to fill Grandmaster with false hope. If Sexay believed he truly had a shot at winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match, he truly was a pathetic sap - even more so than Rikishi! Scotty slapped 'the Creator' across the face, telling Raven that he was sick and tired of his head games. He bet that Raven thought himself to be a mastermind and an intellectual, but in actuality he was a stinking sleazebag weirdo - and that was coming from a straw-haired dance icon! Scotty told Raven that Rikishi would knock his lights out tonight, but the champ again laughed at the idea 'Big Kish' could do much of anything with his cracked rib. Raven said he would do what he did two weeks ago all over again tonight, quoth the Raven, nevermore!
. The Big Show, Edge and Christian of the Coalition were in their dressing room, Christian telling Edge how amped up he was for the Royal Rumble tonight. His older brother seemed indifferent as Christian listed how such men as Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Yokozuna, and even Lex Luger had won the Royal Rumble before! Christian went on to say how easy it would be for the Coalition to trounce the Rumble, dump twenty-nine reekazoids over the top rope and have it come down to the three of them. Edge seemed intrigued, adding that it would make their Mom so proud to have a Royal Rumble winner in the family...himself! Christian questioned why Edge didn't think he'd win, causing the brothers to bicker when 'the Giant' finally slammed his locker shut! Silence fell over the room, when the 500-pounder spoke up. Tonight was not the time for beef. The Coalition were not falling apart over this, because it was unanimous that there would be a winner in the group - and it was obvious it would be none other than the largest man in the match, the Big Show! Edge and Christian wisely sucked up to Show claiming he had it in the bag this year for sure. When the big man left the room however, the cocky Canadians began mocking Show behind his back, calling him a black hole of charisma!
The crowd booed as soon as the bleeping, deafening sirens and alarms echoed across the New Orleans Arena. Accompanied by Royal Rumble entrant Mark Henry, the Right to Censor looked to right the wrongs suffered earlier on at the hands of WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz, as WWF Women's Champion Ivory climbed into the ring. Visibly hurting from the Powerbomb through a table at the hands of her challenger tonight, the self-professed 'Role Model' lauded the boos by gracing the microphone. Ivory was disgusted by the people of New Orleans, Louisiana. Denouncing the Big Easy as a place to encourage the indecent exposure of Marde Gras party girl victims who like nothing more than to degrade and objectify themselves, Ivory believed there was still hope for the defiled city. Believing the RTC had an obligation to fulfil, Ivory's victory would help those same women realize that there was one respectable women here to force change - and it was herself, after disposing of the trashy, busty broad named Chyna here tonight!
'The Secret Weapon' Mark Henry led everybody in pledging with their palms raised high, when the newly assigned WWF Divas Ambassador Debra strutted out to the aisle! The fans cheered for the former WWF Women's Champion to the behest of the Right to Censor members, when Debra declared that the way Ivory was going there was sure to be a new WWF Women's Champion in town - and her name would be Chyna! 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' had the fans on their feet, as the challenger came marching out with a pyrotechnical cannon in hand! Fireworks erupting from the bazooka, Chyna smiled in the faces of the furious Ivory!3) WWF Women's Championship Ivory (w/Mark Henry) (c) vs Chyna The Right to Censor had gotten their night of tremendous opportunities off on the wrong foot. Earlier tonight the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan were bested by the Dudley Boyz, despite the intentions of leader Steven Richards. It was up to Ivory to successfully defend the WWF Women's Championship against 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna, as well as 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry later tonight participating in the 30-man Royal Rumble match. Ivory had conquered World Wrestling Federation programming of late basking in her self-professions of being a true, stand-up role model for young women everywhere, despite the same being said by others for aspiring model and Playboy covergirl Chyna. Despite the strength in numbers that the RTC had, Chyna and her date 'the One' Billy Gunn had gotten involved in their business with the Dudleys in recent weeks, forming the Right to Nudity organization to counter the group of censors! It clearly infuriated Ivory knowing that the RTN were out to overshadow the RTC, but despite the group's best efforts, Ivory found herself laying through the wood, the result of a Powerbomb from Chyna merely three nights ago on SmackDown! Chyna had vouched to appear as an inspiration to women of all different ages, backgrounds and sizes, whilst Ivory believed that with her words of wisdom as a dominant champ in the Right to Censor, that she could truly turn womens' lives around. It was a battle of role models, but who would leave with the WWF Women's Championship?
The newly appointed WWF Divas Ambassador Debra grinned from the top of the aisle before departing to the backstage area, as the reigning WWF Women's Champion tried to appease an advancing Chyna. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' had been called multiple dirty words by the Right to Censor's female advocate for change, though Ivory tried to feign injury with her neck after that Powerbomb through the wood on SmackDown. The 400-pound Mark Henry lumbered onto the apron to distract his once-love interest, and it allowed the champ to jump the challenger from behind! Putting the boots to Chyna and scoring with a neckbreaker, Ivory was aggressive in her onslaught. The self-professed 'Role Model' raised her palm high in the air for all in New Orleans to see, before being met with a big clothesline! Chyna stood tall, as Ivory ducked and allowed the challenger to hit the ropes. Ivory leapfrogged Chyna and thought smart of herself, when the Playboy covergirl surprised her with an atomic drop sending her to the floor! The WWF Women's Champion was forced to regroup with 'the Secret Weapon' for backup, all while Chyna provoked a furious Mark Henry! Ivory calmed him and re-entered the ring with caution, receiving a big hip toss! Another sent 'the Role Model' flying from corner to corner in the ring, when Chyna followed with a big military press slam for a near fall! The champ tried to escape, but Chyna was able to drag her by the foot! Setting her up for the One and Only, Ivory was able to stamp the foot of the challenger, and a DDT connected for a near fall! Climbing the second rope, Ivory looked for a high-risk attack when Chyna pressed her overhead to her doom on the canvas! Having clubbed her with a barrage of elbow strikes, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' took off with an amazing handspring back elbow in the corner, causing Ivory to falter from the ring again! Getting dominated, the referee turned to Ivory to ask if she was ready to surrender, all the while Mark Henry entered the ring from behind, with a running powerslam for Chyna! Ivory scurried back inside and looked for the cover, but Chyna was able to power out! 'The Secret Weapon' watched from the floor when Billy Gunn stampeded down to ringside, getting even with the big man for laying his hands on his lady friend! Ivory grabbed the WWF Women's Championship when Chyna caught her with a boot to the gut, and a Powerbomb was prepared when Ivory floored Chyna with a right hand! Conspicuously, Chyna dropped to the mat, when a DDT followed allowing Ivory to escape the champ!Winner, and still WWF Women's Champion: Ivory (6:03) The WWF Women's Championship would not change hands at the 2001 Royal Rumble, as Ivory immediately fell from the ring into the waiting arms of her loyal colleague Mark Henry! Ivory had gotten a pinfall victory against 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', and Chyna was shockingly left unconscious, to the aid of her date 'the One' Billy Gunn! As the Right to Censor were one to one, with the Royal Rumble awaiting 'the Secret Weapon' later tonight, Ivory showed off the right hand that floored the Playboy covergirl in the closing moments of the match: a pair of brass knuckles! Screaming about being the one true 'Role Model' in the World Wrestling Federation, the RTC couple celebrated cheerily at the top of the aisle, to the disgust of Billy and Chyna.
The camera cut abruptly to the backstage area, where a fight appeared to be underway between Steve Blackman and none other than Chris Benoit! It was no secret that 'the Rabid Wolverine' was furious about his loss to Triple H earlier tonight, but 'the Lethal Weapon' tried utilizing his knowledge of the kendo stick to fight Benoit. 'The Crippler' stubbornly sent Blackman face first into some lighting tubes against the wall, before body slamming the former WWF Hardcore Champion on the concrete floor! Laying beneath a steel door, Benoit took the shutter and drove them down into the gut of Blackman! Benoit left after some deliberation from a crew of assistants and officials, Blackman's chances of making it into the Royal Rumble match tonight in grave jeopardy!
. An advertisement aired, nine mini-screens revolving to show one WWF Superstar at a time. The Rock, WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H among others. With the nine screens forming to form the WrestleMania X-Seven logo, the Road to WrestleMania would be underway next month at WWF No Way Out, but who would make it there? It would be live on pay-per-view, on February 25, 2001!
The Rock was seen backstage, jumping on the spot with the 2001 Royal Rumble match still to come tonight! Michael Cole was standing by, 'the Brahma Bull' straight off the bat insulting Michael's appearance and question - how he was feeling headed into the Rumble. The Rock felt the electricity, he could taste the tingling satisfaction of victory, he could smell the WWF Champion Kurt Angle's monkeycr*p from out of his mouth from across the arena, and he could hear the millions and millions of the people in New Orleans and around the world - chanting the Rock's name! They conceded, as Rock declared the heat was on; the battle lines had been drawn. Twenty-nine jabronies, only one 'People's Champ'. Rock spoke about how last year, he was in the same spot, knowing full well that he would enter the Royal Rumble match, and go on to whoop some candyass on his Road to WrestleMania. The difference was, this year, there would be no Big Show crying like a big lard baby about "being cheated" out of the Royal Rumble match, nor would there be any sign of p*sspants Shane McMahon in Rock's sight. This year the Rock was dumping out anybody, whether they were Chris Jericho, Tazz, Joe E. Legend, X-Pac, even Hardcore Holly!
When it came down to it, he had unfinished business with Triple H. Their match six nights ago on RAW is WAR remained unsettled, but wanted 'the Game' to understand that one way or another, Rock would not be backing down to allow his redemption story to play out. Rock talked about Edge and Christian, K-Kwik, even T&A - they were all booked in at the SmackDown Hotel - no vacancies. There was one man that he was eager to catch up with, and his name was Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' may be a polarizing figure in the Rock's history, known best for drinking beers, driving his little pickup truck, and rocking out to some Backstreet Boyz! 'The Great One' told Austin he had been waiting a long time to lock eyes with him from across the ring, and declared that tonight, the Rock would not hesitate for a second in laying the SmackethDown on his trailer park, double studded candyass! 'The Brahma Bull' was hyped, claiming you could feel the energy, and tonight would be every man for himself. But there could be only one Royal Rumble winner, and it would be the Rock so he could headline the Grandaddy of Them All - WrestleMania - one more time! If You Smell What the Rock is Cookin!'
A video package aired, looking back on the rivalry between Raven and Rikishi. The WWF Intercontinental Championship would be defended tonight at the Royal Rumble, after weeks of psychological head games and physical ambushes that got them here. 'The Creator' was a manipulative, costly enigma that spoke poetically, and had expressed his desire to bring the 400-pound Samoan's world crashing down. Costing 'Big Kish' big on occasions, he even dared to try drive a wedge between the champ and Too Cool. Rikishi fought Edge and Christian without his buddies, and wound up with a cracked rib as a result. While Raven's efforts to turn Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty against the big man failed, Raven took great advantage of an opportunity by using a crowbar to 'Big Kish's ribcage to win the WWF Intercontinental Championship. Rikishi would not be deterred, and had been in a foul mood ever since. Determined to kick Raven's ass, how would Raven fare against the imposing 400-pounder tonight?4) WWF Intercontinental Championship - No Disqualification Match Raven (c) vs Rikishi 'Big Kish' was a celebrated treasure on the Isles of Samoa, but in the warped worldview of the eerie newcomer Raven, he was a fraudulent clown undeserving of anything. Despite reigning as WWF Intercontinental Champion for three months, Raven set about his ways in trying to tear Rikishi's life apart. Attempting to drive his boys in Too Cool against him, as well as one another, the self-proclaimed 'Creator' found himself unable to deteriorate the friendship in which Scotty 2 Hotty, Grandmaster Sexay and 'Big Kish' shared. Less than two weeks ago on RAW is WAR, Raven was able to pick up the victory and become WWF Intercontinental Champion against Rikishi, with the aid of a crowbar shot to the big man's cracked ribcage. The maniacal prophet believed Rikishi was not so strong after all, but Rikishi responded with an explosive challenge declared, last weekend on Sunday Night Heat. Returning to chase Raven from the building six nights ago, Rikishi was not laughing or smiling anymore. He was determined to kick the punk Raven's ass, but by challenging him to a match of the champ's twisted own terms - with no disqualifications or count-outs - it was questionable how the big man would fare. On a night where Grandmaster Sexay would aim big, a shot at winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match and achieving his lifelong dream of success in the World Wrestling Federation; would 'Big Kish' be able to put Raven behind him and become a two-time champ, or would the masochistic nature of the newcomer allow 'the Creator' to prove himself right?
Weeks of repressed frustration on the part of the former champ was about to be released, as 'Big Kish' whipped off his entrance robe and revealed no bandages around his cracked ribcage. Whether Rikishi was bended or not, he wasn't even willing to allow the WWF Intercontinental Champion the dignity of arriving on his own terms. Raven stalled as he acknowledged his rival from afar, when Rikishi came barreling out of the ring to charge at Raven! Going blow for blow with the challenger, it was fire that we hadn't come to know the typically fun-loving, thong-wearing Samoan for. After all Raven had done, it was time to pay for it, as Rikishi sent Raven reeling spine-first into a guardrail to the right of the stage! Continuing to plow his opposition with right hands, 'Big Kish' stood with his fists raised high when Raven tried a chop block. Rikishi absorbed it and fought back, but Raven raked the eyes! Hammering Rikishi, he was able to send him face-first into a corner-table by the stage with the use of a drop toe hold. The champ got inventive and proceeded to use a nearby steel tray as a weapon against the big man, before choking him whilst leaning on the railing for added pressure! It was all legal in the wild and wacky asylum Raven had made himself, drilling him with a sign from the barriers on the aisle. Down at ringside, he naively attempted to suplex the big man, only to wind up suplexed himself by the 400-pounder! Stumbling back to his feet, Rikishi headbutted Raven and sent him inside. A baseball slide attempted to defer the challenger, but a trapping series of headbutts knocked the champ silly!
A belly-to-back suplex scored the former champion a near fall, before towering over him. A sit-out splash was planned, but Raven was able to sit out of the way! A desperate WWF Intercontinental Champion kicked on the large back of the husky fan favorite, a flipping neckbreaker giving him a two count. Applying a sleeper hold, Raven was incensed to keep the challenger grounded despite Rikishi's defiance in punching back. 'The Creator' stayed on the move, stomping and choking Rikishi in the corner, running his kneecap across the face of the Samoan. After several punches, Raven charged with a full-on knee collision to the face, only to capture another two count. Quick on his feet, he rolled to the floor and revealed a 2x4 from underneath the ring, and was planning to brain Rikishi with it! An overarching swing saw Rikishi duck, and the plank of wood bounced off the turnbuckle pad into his face, when Rikishi drilled him with a superkick for a near fall! With 'the Creator' dazed in the corner, Rikishi smashed the 2x4 in half over the skull of the decrepit champ before raising his trunks and delivering the Stinkface! It lasted seconds, but once the challenger stepped back out, Raven plunged him with a furious low blow! Sickeningly, the Stinkface had no effect on the WWF Intercontinental Champion! Raven clobbered Rikishi in the other corner with a clothesline and connected with a bulldog for a near fall, the champ actually laughing at the 400-pounder's resilient effort. Rolling out, Raven grabbed a steel chair and returned inside. Setting it up in the center, Raven trapped an emerging 'Big Kish' with another drop toe hold, this time into the seat of the chair! As Raven laughed in pain, he took the steel chair and rammed it repeatedly into the ribcage of Rikishi!
Barbarically, Raven refused to stop. Time after time, he plowed Rikishi's ribcage with the steel cage, even daring to take a seat in the middle of the ring to laugh at his opponent! The mockery saw Scotty 2 Hotty hit the ring, looking to come to his big buddy's aid, striking Raven time and time again! Scotty scored with the bulldog and closed in for the Worm. He was about to drop the fist into the gut of the WWF Intercontinental Champion, when Raven moved out of the way and dropped the Too Cool member with the Evenflow DDT! Raven loved the straw-haired WWF Superstar's remorselessness, though it permitted Rikishi enough time to grab the steel chair and wallop the champ over the cranium with it! Raven was rocked and bloody, when a Samoan drop saw Rikishi slowly gain balance on his feet once more! Seeing 'the Creator' motionless in the middle of the ring, Rikishi decided it was time to finish this. Dragging him by the wrist, Rikishi climbed the corner with a Banzai Drop in mind. Rikishi was about ready to drop the Banzai, when Raven was able to roll out of the way and place the steel chair in his way! 'Big Kish's rear end landed atop the steel chair, causing him great agony! After slow recovery, both stumbled to their feet though Raven struck first: an Evenflow DDT granting the WWF Intercontinental Champion to retain the gold!Winner, and still WWF Intercontinental Champion: Raven (9:25) The Evenflow DDT was fast, it was dangerous, and nobody had been able to kick out of it - including Rikishi. Raven wormed out of the ring after the war he had been through, knowing full well that he got every last bit of hatred that 'Big Kish' had to offer. Blood poured from his greased, red hairline as he clung to the WWF Intercontinental Championship tightly, even collapsing to the floor in a seated position against the announce table. Scotty 2 Hotty had just come to and checked on the 400-pounder who laid in a pit of despair in the ring, all the while Raven stumbled to his feet, spreading his arms wide open. The big man looked to be in agony with his lower back, the result of delivering a Banzai Drop to nothing but a steel chair. Could anybody stop Raven's madness?
Kurt Angle was backstage, mere moments away from his WWF Championship defense against the Undertaker. With the McMahons in both corners, the family dispute was sure to continue, when 'the Megastar' was approached by girlfriend Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie gave her boyfriend a pet talk in which he would never forget, that tonight wasn't just about beating 'the American Badass', it was about proving everything her bastard father had ever said about him. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' reiterated that Kurt was more than the love of her life, but a crusader, a true warrior that had beaten and would continue to beat the very best that stood in his way as WWF Champion! Steph kissed him before leaving the room, while the Olympic Gold Medalist gritted his teeth mid-squat, and repeated that he was 'the Great One', he was 'the Immortal', and that he was 'the Big Dog'. He was psyched up and ready to make a move for the ring, when Trish Stratus approached him in the hall. Trish giggled shyly as she expressed how nervous she was, approaching the champ like this. Stratus wanted to wish Kurt luck, and claimed to be a big fan of his work. Impressionably, Angle smiled and thanked her accordingly, while Trish left letting him know she'd be watching. As the WWF Diva departed and he was left alone however, the WWF Champion's smile disappeared to a serious look of concern.
A video package aired reviewing the reign of terror in which the WWF Champion Kurt Angle had embarked on. A skilled, masterful student of the business, 'the Megastar' had excelled as the leader of the Coalition, garnering a lot of confidence in the process. An inflated ego was met by the emergence of a new number one contender in the Undertaker. 'The American Badass' was out to give Angle a beating of a lifetime after weeks of disrespect, yet Angle was also consumed with fear that Vince McMahon would involve himself. A McMahon Family War had dominated the World Wrestling Federation in recent weeks, the betrayal of 'Daddy's Little Girl' to remain on the side of 'the Megastar' saw hostilities arise with Stephanie slapping Vince, and Vince nailing Shane. The boss knew that Angle would do whatever it took to leave the Royal Rumble as WWF Champion, and further extend his near-five month reign - which is why Vince enlisted himself as being in the corner of 'the Deadman'. Undertaker did not trust the Chairman one bit, sharing a complex history with one another. Was Angle's world about to come crashing down at the hands of 'the Deadman', or would he survive to see another day? What would happen with the untrustworthy McMahons at ringside? Who would leave the Rumble as WWF Champion?
5) WWF Championship Kurt Angle (w/Stephanie and Shane McMahon) (c) vs The Undertaker (w/Vince McMahon) There had been nobody, fourteen months into their World Wrestling Federation career, that had accomplished as much as Kurt Angle had. The issue in which Kurt had however, was the fact that 'the Megastar' himself knew it all too well. Over ten years ago, the Undertaker arrived in the WWF, and on his first year with the company defeated Hulk Hogan to be crowned the WWF Champion. The Olympic Gold Medalist was full of himself, but would find himself hushed by the intimidatingly powerful forces of his number one contender in recent weeks. 'The American Badass' defeated an all-star opposition of Chris Benoit, the Big Show and Stone Cold Steve Austin to be given this opportunity, and he was not about to let that slip away, even going as far as to be leave Shane McMahon with neck problems courtesy of a Last Ride, three nights ago on SmackDown. Stephanie and Shane McMahon were always prevalent in Angle's WWF Championship defences, but with the McMahon Family War having heated up in recent weeks, Vince McMahon had insisted on offering managerial services to an untrusting Undertaker. Irritated by their father's defiance in granting them unsupervised control of the company, Stephanie and Shane McMahon set the Chairman up for betrayal, allowing the Coalition to lead the way in firing ex-Commissioner Mick Foley on Christmas night. Stephanie went as far as slapping her Dad, while Vince responded by laying out his son with a right hand. Who knew whom could be trusted as far as the McMahons were concerned, but warring or not they would be spectators tonight, with the WWF Championship at stake!
'The Megastar's rise had to come to at a prize, considering how quickly he had risen through the ranks of the World Wrestling Federation, on his way to becoming a two-time, and currently reigning, defending WWF Champion. With Stephanie McMahon and a pained, neck-braced Shane McMahon in his corner, Angle was soon stricken with visible fear once his girlfriend's father Vince McMahon strutted out to ringside, before beckoning the number one contender. 'The American Badass' rode with style on a custom-made motorcycle, before immediately entering the ring. Both in their corners, the boss tried to speak with the Undertaker only to be shunned by the disapproving 'Deadman'. Undertaker knew Vince better than he thought himself, wary of a screwjob predicament. As Stephanie laid her eyes on her father from across ringside, Shane watched in sunglasses and a neck brace - the beating from the Undertaker brandishing him practically immobile. The bell sounded and Kurt Angle immediately rushed in to try and take down the six-foot-ten contender, only to be sent into the corner for bundles of body blows! Angle again tried for a double-leg takedown only for Undertaker to elbow his way out, sending the WWF Champion into the ropes for Angle to bail! Slipping out, Kurt briefly hugged 'the Billion Dollar Princess' while her father waited keenly to see Angle's next move. With a hit and run strategy, Angle would deck Undertaker just to fall back. A series of kicks to the calf of 'the American Badass' stunned him, when Undertaker pursued him to ringside only to be prevented by the sight of a warning Stephanie!
'Daddy's Little Girl' wagged her finger and Undertaker rolled his eyes, when Kurt Angle zipped through with a baseball slide, before sending him back inside. Angle looked to shoot Undertaker off the ropes to have it reversed, and a big boot came through! Angle was knocked through a loop as his challenger collided with a large elbow strike in the corner, before hitting the ropes and connecting with a flying clothesline for a near fall. Thus far the WWF Champion had been dominated by the Undertaker, who continued to dish up the hurt in form of rights and lefts by the corner. Angle poked the eye of the contender, before stumbling him with a big clothesline. It wasn't enough to knock him down, and Angle looked for a back suplex just for 'the Deadman' to reverse out into a sidewalk slam - another near fall scored. Stephanie was more distressed by the counts, as Kurt Angle fell victim to the bodyscissors. With the veteran's long legs squeezing the life out of Angle's mid-regions, the WWF Champion desperately clubbed at his shins before daring to lock in the Ankle Lock! Undertaker wisely kicked away from it, while Angle fell at the feet of the Chairman at ringside. Kurt Angle was perturbed to be faced with Vince McMahon, when Undertaker tried dragging him in over the top rope! Angle tripped the challenger and slammed his foot across the ring apron, before attempting to hyperextend his ankle around the ring post from ringside! Undertaker was in agony, when the champ struck, slamming it across the unforgiving solid steel. Angle climbed back into the ring, knowing he had successfully managed to break 'the Deadman' down at his base. Growing confidence, he let out a "Woo!" that echoed throughout New Orleans Arena, when Undertaker surprised him with a choking grip of the throat! Angle stomped the harmed leg of his combatant, before catching the 300-plus pounder with a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
'The Megastar' knew better than to allow the Undertaker a breather, confiscating the arm and wrenching it behind his back. A seated crossface chickenwing went applied, shades of brief mentor Mr. Bob Backlund. Kurt Angle had the Undertaker on the verge of being broken down bit by bit, and it was his own personally set challenge to make 'the American Badass' tap out for the first time in his illustrious career. Undertaker tried butting his way free just for Angle to lay down with the hold, but 'the Deadman' continued to fight beyond Vince's urges. Finally muscling up and slamming Kurt into the turnbuckles, Undertaker shocked everybody with a waistlock takedown of the WWF Champion, before finally letting him have it with a series of mounted punches! Broken up by the official, Angle charged 'the Deadman' to receive a powerslam for a near fall, before choosing to wrench the wrist of the Olympic Gold Medalist! The Olympian was in trouble as Undertaker sent Angle flipping through the air with a wrench of the arm, before towering on the top rope. The Old School was in motion, when Angle shook the top rope with his free hand! Undertaker went crotched, and Angle clotheslined his foe to the floor! Undertaker fell at the feet of the incapacitated Shane McMahon, who screamed in 'the Deadman's face to the point that he grabbed Shane, brace and all, by the throat! Undertaker mouthed off at a pained Shane O'Mac, when Angle came from behind with the save. The Olympian hoped to distract Undertaker with a series of rights, but Undertaker grabbed him by the hair and tossed him recklessly over the barricade into the front row! Eyes back on Shane, he cowered as Undertaker came after him around the ringside area. Limping behind the aching boss's son, the Undertaker found himself send face-first into the announce table desk, courtesy of the WWF Champion!
Kurt Angle was truly the Coalition savior, as he slung the Undertaker's prone body into the ring before mounting the top rope. Looking for a moonsault, the WWF Champion got nothing but canvas! 'The Deadman' had more fuel in the tank, as he stumbled to his feet and delivered a hanging DDT before miraculously sitting up! 'The Phenom' had been reborn, catching Angle with a tilt-a-whirl slam, before following with a big legdrop for a two count! Limping back up right away, 'the American Badass' was prepared for the Chokeslam, when Stephanie McMahon innocuously climbed to the apron! 'The Billion Dollar Princess' appeared emotional in pleading with him, causing the Undertaker to grab her by the throat! Vince was visibly concerned for what his representative might do to his daughter, but Angle shocked everybody with an Olympic Slam! Angle was slow to cover but made it, getting only a count of two! 'The Megastar' was furious at the Undertaker kicking out, now knowing what he had to do next. Lowering the straps, 'the American Hero' tried the Ankle Lock just for the challenger to kick him off, walking right into the Chokeslam! Undertaker crawled to a cover, but Angle's foot was propped on the bottom rope by Shane O'Mac! Undertaker knew that Shane had done him dirty, leaving the ring in hot pursuit. Bad ankle and all, Undertaker came for Shane McMahon, only for Stephanie McMahon to step in his way - slapping 'the Deadman!' Shane laughed at the veteran before turning around and coming face to face with his own father - Vince McMahon furious at his son's intervention! Stephanie cowered from Undertaker while the referee got out to get between Shane and Vince, when Undertaker knocked the sunglasses off of Shane with an uppercut!
Stephanie McMahon cowardly slipped her boyfriend the WWF Championship gold, Kurt Angle known for using the title as a weapon against the Rock in the past! Undertaker re-entered and signalled for another Chokeslam, when Angle was able to elbow out of it. Title belt in hand, the referee was waylaid by 'the Billion Dollar Princess' that sought on the apron. Angle swung and missed with the title belt shot, and Undertaker drilled Angle with some more old school - a Tombstone Piledriver! The champ's hands clasped to his own chest, 'the Deadman' realized the referee was disadvantaged and went over to speak with him, when Stephanie McMahon tripped the official and dragged him to the floor! The referee argued with Steph when Shane McMahon inexplicably nailed him from behind! That prompted Vince McMahon to storm around the ringside area to go at it again with his son, a verbal exchange shared! Meanwhile Undertaker grabbed Stephanie and roped her to the apron by the hair! Coming in the hard way, Stephanie crawled quickly to escape 'the Deadman's advances. Catching her, the Undertaker grabbed Stephanie by the hair by and set her up for the Last Ride! Vince McMahon realized and strongly advised against it, climbing onto the apron himself now! The Undertaker didn't know what the Chairman's rules were, when a fully healthy Shane McMahon dropped his father jaw-first over the ring apron! Ripping off his neckbrace and sunglasses, Shane mounted his Dad with rights and lefts - a hugely despicable act! Kurt Angle freed the love of his life and low blowed the Undertaker, before drilling him with the WWF Championship belt! The cover was made and Stephanie desperately rolled the referee in, but again 'the Deadman' kicked out! Absolutely livid, Angle stalked Undertaker and delivered the Olympic Slam - the referee slowly counting three!Winner, and still WWF Champion: Kurt Angle (19:44) The WWF Champion had gotten away with it all over again, thanks to his friends in power Shane and girlfriend Stephanie McMahon! Kurt Angle was motionless after the bell, having exerted himself to undeniable peaks. The Undertaker laid beneath him, a bad ankle, and victim of a hard-fought battle. Still, 'the American Badass' had not been forced to tap out, and instead Kurt Angle had gotten away by the skin on his teeth! Vince McMahon was left laying at ringside, his son Shane McMahon having gotten more than even for the swift right hand punch received several weeks ago. Shane O'Mac had played possum, as he rejoiced with a dastardly appearing 'Billion Dollar Princess', who hurried to her boyfriend's aid! Helping Angle to his feet, weary and lacking energy, Shane and Stephanie aided him in raising the WWF Championship high.
As the McMahon siblings aired the "heroic" WWF Champion up the aisle as Kurt Angle continued to be in no shape to stand, the Undertaker sat up in the ring. It was less than as benevolent as 'the Deadman's sit-up in the match, instead showing grave disappointment in his loss. A payoff of a decade of destruction was denied of him tonight, at the Royal Rumble. Similarly, Vince McMahon struggled back to his feet. Knocked into a groggy state by his own son Shane McMahon moments earlier, the Chairman was devastated by what had happened. Kurt Angle got away again. Despite their differences, Undertaker and Vince shared looks of sorrow from afar, when Vince lumbered around the ringside area. Meeting him on the aisle, 'the American Badass' threw the boss's arm over his shoulder and took a moment to look back at the New Orleans Arena. In Louisiana's eyes, there had been a new WWF Champion crowned despite the lack of gold. The Undertaker had taken Angle to the limit, and had it not been for Vince's children, he would have the gold as well.
An advertisement aired, flashing through images of past spectacles gone by. Madison Square Garden to the Pontiac Silverdome, Toronto Skydome to the First Union Center. As multiple WWF Superstars hitting their signature moves flashed by, a narrator spoke of a 'Celebration of Life' through imagery of people of different color, ethnicity, background and geographical location enjoying the Grandest Stage of Them All. WrestleMania X-Seven was coming, live on pay-per-view on Sunday, April 1 - from the Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas!
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Stone Cold Steve Austin was backstage, bringing New Orleans to break out in a thunderous ovation at the sheer sight of 'the Texas Rattlesnake!' Kevin Kelly was standing by with him, noting how the 2001 Royal Rumble match was mere minutes away, hyping how it had potential to be the most unpredictable, with the most stacked line-up of men in its fourteen year history. Stone Cold demanded Kevin shut his mouth and called him a "dumb bastard", he knew all about the Royal Rumble. Austin reminded us that he had been in four of them in the past, and had won two of them as well - in 1997 and 1998! Stone Cold noted all of the questions people had been asking him, how he knew he still had what it takes, having spent a year on the shelf with a broken neck. To that, Austin said every single time that he was the exact same man and more. Stone Cold was pumped to raise some hell tonight at the Royal Rumble, that having missed last year's Rumble he greatly looked forward to stomping down to that ring and stomping a mudhole in 29 other men's asses, then walking it dry!
Stone Cold believed that everybody had their own motivation for walking into the Royal Rumble, whether it was a path for redemption, a quest for revenge, a way to make a name for yourself. The malfunction was that there was only one son of a b*tch that could headline WrestleMania, and challenge for the WWF Championship - and that son of a b*tch would be Stone Cold! Steve Austin had heard full well what the Rock had had to say about him, and what each and every miserable SOB had the nerve to say about Austin in the lead-up to tonight. What each of them had to concern themselves with was the fact that Stone Cold was mad, he was p*ssed off, and he couldn't wait to hurl their carcasses over the top rope one by one! It was DTA - Don't Trust Austin - and the bottom line was that when Stone Cold made it to the Grandest Stage of Them All, whether it was Kurt Angle, the Undertaker, Triple H...even the Rock in his way, 'the Rattlesnake' would stand tall in his home state! Pent up, Austin declared that the time for talking was over. Now? It was time to raise some hell!
In the building Howard Finkel was seen in the middle of the ring, declaring that it was now time for the 2001 Royal Rumble match! 'The Fink' allowed New Orleans Arena to applaud with respect, before going through the rules of the Royal Rumble match - all while Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler complained about how he was hogging the spotlight. Two men would start, with two minute intervals introducing another WWF Superstars. After all thirty men had entered, there would not be a winner until one man was left standing in the ring. Elimination could only occur once a WWF Superstar had been thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the foot, and the winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble match would go on to headline WrestleMania X-Seven's main event, to challenge for the WWF Championship!
6) The 2001 Royal Rumble Match The winner advances to the main event of WrestleMania to challenge for the WWF Championship. Perhaps the most anticipated match of the calendar year for the World Wrestling Federation was upon us. With a guaranteed opportunity to main event WrestleMania in the Reliant Astrodome in front of 60,000+ Houston, Texas fans promised to the victor, the stakes had never been higher. Originating in the 1988 Royal Rumble match with Hacksaw Jim Duggan reigning victorious in a 20-man effort, the Rumble had gone on to be a famous staple in sports entertainment over the year. Men such as Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart had been victorious - sometimes on repeated occasions - in past years, but this year looked to be the most unpredictable, most stacked list of entrants in history. Whether it was a redemption story, a path to vengeance and seeking revenge, or a way to break out from the pack of WWF Superstars around them, the Rumble had potential to make or break a man's career. All eyes looked to be on a potential meeting between arch nemeses Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Rock, while Triple H looked to cap off a hellacious night, having overcame Chris Benoit merely one hour ago. Others, such as Lance Storm, Tazz and Joe E. Legend, were in it to prove how great they could be. The Royal Rumble was so stacked this year, that the likes of Crash Holly, Scotty 2 Hotty and Dean Malenko had been deprived of the opportunity to compete, but with the ambush of Steve Blackman at the hands of Chris Benoit earlier tonight, who would fill his slot? It was an open playing field, with 30 men entering. Only one could win. Who would advance to headline the Grandest Stage of Them All?
Lance Storm (#1) and Matt Hardy (#2) drew the short straws with their numbers, 'the Calgary Kid' visibly in a foul mood at what he had drawn. Lita watched from the corner as her boyfriend engaged in a lock-up to start things off. Storm clubbed Matt, before sending him into the ropes to receive a spinning headscissors for his troubles! Matt followed up with a Side Effect to a good reaction, before trying to eliminate Lance only to fail. Storm ducked an advancing Matt and tied in the Maple Leaf Crab, but elimination could only occur via the top rope. The place was stunned once Jeff Hardy (#3) hit the ring, returning from a two month absence! Recovered from his back injury, catching Lance with a sitting jawbreaker and a running dropkick, before sidestepping a clothesline and executing Whisper in the Wind! Matt kneeled for Jeff to execute Poetry in Motion, when a Twist of Fate followed! The Hardy Boyz were reunited, as they shed their shirts and Jeff flew with the Swanton Bomb! After hugging it out with Lita cheering her boys on from ringside, Albert (#4) joined the fray. Immediately blocking the Hardys with a clothesline, a bicycle kick knocked Jeff down hard! After hammering on Matt, Albert hit the ropes only to receive a clothesline. 'The Freight Train' remained unnerved, powering Matt up and slamming him with the Baldo Bomb! Albert strived to eliminate Matt, when Jeff intercepted. Lance Storm intercepted, only for the Hardys to gang up eliminating Lance Storm (5:48). Hardcore Holly (#5) charged for the ring next, while 'the Calgary Kid' furiously disputed his elimination. Out for everybody, he struck with a clothesline to Albert. Teaming up with the Hardys, the three performed a stereo-dropkick to knock Albert down in the ropes, when Holly gave Matt the Alabama Slam! The Fighting Holly Cousins were represented well, when Jeff got even with a spinout enzuigiri! Albert and Holly down, Jeff helped Matt up before challenging him to go at it! The Hardys squared off as Matt removed his shirt. Team Xtreme was to explode, when pyrotechnics exploded instead! (Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Albert & Hardcore Holly remain)
Kane (#6) had returned from a two month absence, stomping down the aisle to a massive reaction! 'The Big Red Machine' hadn't been seen since being sent twenty feet to the concrete floor by Stone Cold Steve Austin, as he zapped the Hardy Boyz with throat thrusts. Kane was a wrecking machine, dishing up a Chokeslam to Holly before peeling his body off the mat and dumping Hardcore Holly (8:28) before clotheslining Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy (8:34) at once! One-half of T&A was out to make a name for himself blasting Kane, but the monster took the 350-pounder down. Kane stood tall when Lita flew with a diving crossbody off the top rope! Kane caught the WWF Diva and threatened a body slam, when the Honky Tonk Man (#7) strutted out to the arena! The longest reigning WWF Intercontinental Champion had arrived as a surprise entrant, and came walking down to the ring with a microphone in hand, badmouthing the New Orleans people! Jumpsuit on, with a handsfree microphone, Honky graced a guitar upon casually climbing into the ring. Honky encouraged Kane to hold his guitar, before asking Louisiana to play some of his hits! Beginning to badly sing over his own theme music, Kane decidedly clunked the guitar over Honky's skull, and eliminated the Honky Tonk Man! (11:36). Albert caught Kane with a big boot and splashed Kane in the corner, when Perry Saturn (#8) hit the ring. With girlfriend Terri and partner Dean Malenko behind him, Saturn immediately came from the top rope to receive a Chokeslam from 'the Big Red Machine!' Saturn was in trouble when Radicalz member Malenko struck from behind. Trying to take the big man down, Kane attempted a Tombstone Piledriver when Saturn delivered a thrust kick to save him! Saturn missed a moonsault, when Albert came after Kane again - a double choke commencing! Edge (#9) was next, hitting the ring with a Spear for Saturn, and a dropkick to Kane! The Edge-o-Matic stunned Albert, before the first Coalition member tried pushing Saturn from the ring. Tazz (#10) rubbed his hands, hitting the ring and nailing suplexes left and right, to Saturn, Edge, and even Albert! Tazz daringly tried the Tazzmission on Kane, but 'the Big Red Machine' disposed of him easily, eliminating Tazz (16:43) by passing him over the top rope! (Albert, Kane, Perry Saturn & Edge remain) 'The Big Red Machine' had eliminated five men already when Edge, Albert and Perry Saturn rushed to overpower Kane! Attempting to eliminate the biggest man in the match, instead Kane was able to pull Perry Saturn overboard! (17:22). Bradshaw (#11) stampeded the ring, as it was noted his APA tag partner Faarooq had been injured at the hands of T&A last week on SmackDown. Bradshaw immediately blasted Albert (18:11) with a Clothesline From Hell to the floor, before rocking Kane with a big boot! Edge blew off the second rope with a crossbody to be caught, and a fallaway slam connected! Bradshaw looked to dump Edge when Kane intercepted, just for Bradshaw to fight him off! A Chokeslam went blocked and the Texan scored with a neckbreaker, before sidestepping a spear and attempting another elimination. Christian (#12) came to his brother Edge's aid, immediately clubbing at Bradshaw! The APA had always had problems with the Toronto natives, but the Coalition couple ganged up on him. Edge gave him a sidewalk slam while Christian connected with an inverted DDT, when the two opportunistically aimed for Kane! The seven-footer easily swatted them away, before giving Bradshaw a big boot! Kane had Bradshaw out on the apron, when Chris Jericho (#13) entered at the unluckiest number possible! New Orleans got loud as the Royal Rumble was Jericho, the Winnipeg-native hitting the ring and ducking Kane's onslaught! A low dropkick stunned him, when Jericho scored with a flying forearm to Edge, and an attempted Walls of Jericho went averted by Bradshaw! The Texan looked to powerbomb Y2J, only for him to slip out for a bulldog! The Lionsault to Bradshaw hit, when he caught Edge on the apron with a springboard dropkick - Edge hanging on! Mark Henry (#14) towered out next, with Steven Richards accompanying him. All eyes were on him as he entered the ring, immediately slamming Jericho as he raced towards him! Henry tossed Edge through the ropes, but not over. The Right to Censor member had his sights set on Kane, who he squared off with! RTC leader Steven Richards jumped on his back, allowing 'the Secret Weapon' to strike! Henry battered Kane and looked for a Running Powerslam, reversed into a Chokeslam! Billy Gunn (#15) raced to the ring next, going blow for blow with Kane! A dropkick stunned him, when Henry took him out with a shoulder block! Henry tried eliminating Billy, when Jericho intercepted. (Kane, Edge, Christian, Chris Jericho, Mark Henry & Billy Gunn remain)
Chris Jericho took a Clothesline From Hell, but the Texan tossed him for Y2J to skin the cat! Y2J hung on, roping Bradshaw (26:28) over! 'The Secret Weapon' attacked Y2J when 'The One' Billy Gunn tried a One and Only attempt, Henry powering Billy up for a gorilla press slam! Jerry Lawler (#16) removed his headset as the next entrant, apologizing to Jim Ross for deceiving him! 'The King' had been in action six nights ago, and immediately throttled Mark Henry with punches, removing his jacket! Mark caught a haymaker and squeezed it, but a low blow from the color commentator gave him control! Lawler naively tried a Piledriver, easily flipped over by 'the Secret Weapon!' Steven Richards laughed at his stupidity, when Billy Gunn and Chris Jericho forced Mark Henry (29:21) to the floor - Jerry Lawler (29:32) out as well! Y2J and Billy shrugged an apology to 'King', when Kane struck with a double-handed Chokeslam! Kane stood in dominance, when Stone Cold Steve Austin (#17) emerged! 'The Big Red Machine' had been waiting for this since Survivor Series, and 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was ready! The Coalition brothers Edge and Christian met Austin at ringside, hammered by Austin! Stone Cold struggled to overcome them, when Y2J hit a suicide dive through the ropes! Every man for himself, Jericho clobbered Austin with punches, when Stone Cold responded. Haymakers thrown, Austin stomped a mudhole in Jericho while inside Billy Gunn had been attacked by the eliminated Mark Henry! Austin entered, dumping Henry out, before sending Billy Gunn (31:40) to join him! Austin nailed Steven Richards with the Stunner, before bumping into Kane! The face-off intense, Edge and Christian dragged him to the floor! Austin fought them, when Kane slid out. Confiscating Edge's chair, the monster swung for Christian, only to level Austin in the skull with it! William Regal (#18) hit the ring, the WWF European Champion walking right into Kane's hands just for Jericho to missile dropkick his own enemy free! Y2J wanted 'the Goodwill Ambassador' to himself, but the Englishman blasted him with a knee lift! Regal teamed with Edge and Christian on Kane, while Stone Cold remained motionless and bloody on the floor! Test (#19) entered the fray, a big boot immediately taking the monster down! A gutwrench powerbomb hit Christian by force, when a pumphandle slam to the Brit led to a diving elbow drop! (Kane, Edge, Christian, Chris Jericho & Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWF European Champion William Regal & Test remain)
The stallion of T&A tried making an impact by clotheslining 'the Big Red Machine', but Christian was got revenge with an inverted DDT! Christian cowered from Kane after assisting in helping dispose of Test. X-Pac (#20) cockily flailed his arms down to ringside taking his time, laughing at a bloodied Stone Cold. Chris Jericho dragged him inside by the hair, battering 'the Man' with elbows, when a roundhouse kick cut Y2J off! Teaming up with WWF European Champion, the two prepared to toss Jericho when X-Pac dumped William Regal! (36:59) The ex-D-Generation X member was untrustworthy, but X-Pac was met with an big boot by Test, sidestepped and caught with an X-Factor! Brashly, X-Pac showboated, into the chest of a man he once scorned! X-Pac tried to flee, but 'the Big Red Machine' dropped him with a Tombstone Piledriver! Triple H (#21) favored his arm, undergoing double duty after defeating Chris Benoit earlier tonight. Edge and Christian pursued Kane, when 'the Game' entered to fight! Edge took a spinebuster and Christian (38:33) was sent sailing over the top! Staring the monster down, Triple H and Kane exchanged blows, Kane tossing him by the throat to the top rope! Triple H was swatted to the apron, when Jericho came from behind with a Walls of Jericho attempt on the seven-footer! Y2J struggled, when X-Pac ambushed Y2J. Triple H gave his former friend a facebuster across the knee, eliminating X-Pac! (39:32). Eddie Guerrero (#22) made his first appearance in weeks, reportedly a changed man. 'Latino Heat' steered clear of the competition, Test dropping 'the Cerebral Assassin' with a big boot, but joined cohoots once Test and Edge teamed up to dump Triple H. Austin returned with chair shots for Edge and Eddie, dropping Edge (40:44) with a Stunner to to the floor, before firing with a Lou Thesz press on his rival Kane! Austin dropped off Test (41:55) before engaging in a staredown with 'the Game!' Essa Rios (#23) arrived, and Austin and Triple H were swiftly interrupted by a cocky WWF Light Heavyweight Champion. Austin and Triple H blasted him before dumping Essa Rios (43:01) with ease! Triple H and Austin went face to face again, when the fireworks of the Big Show (#24) erupted! (Kane, Chris Jericho, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, Eddie Guerrero & the Big Show remain)
The presence of the largest man in the Royal Rumble match took Stone Cold and Triple H off the ball, and Kane struck with another double Chokeslam! 'The Giant' opposed 'the Big Red Machine' arriving in the ring, and the two titans clashed. Kane blocked a blow and grabbed Show's throat, when the 500-pounder planted the monster with a Chokeslam of his own! Delivering a mighty chop to Triple H, his former foe Chris Jericho tried kicking his legs but Show responded with the Final Cut! Eddie Guerrero befriended the Coalition loyalist, as the two took turns cornering Triple H with stomps. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' recovered with a Stone Cold Stunner to Eddie, before rallying at it with 'the Giant!' Austin hadn't forgetten the First Blood loss two weeks ago, reversing a Chokeslam with the Stunner! Grandmaster Sexay (#25) gyrated to the ring, gifted this opportunity by Scotty 2 Hotty. Sexay looked to fulfil his greatest opportunity with shots to Chris Jericho, and a missile dropkick to 'Latino Heat!' Sexay aided Austin sending Big Show to the apron but the big man fought both off, then gorilla pressed Grandmaster Sexay (47:17) to his doom! 'The Giant' on the apron, Y2J delivered a springboard dropkick to Show, but Big Show deflected it and hurled Chris Jericho (47:39) to the floor! 'The Big Red Machine' made a move, uppercutting Show as he hung from the apron. Triple H would surprise the monster with a DDT, when Big Show headbutted 'the Game' down. The roof came off New Orleans Arena as The Rock (#26) paced to the ring. Immediately putting down Eddie Guerrero with a Samoan Drop, he let loose with rights for the WWF Hardcore Champion in the corner, then dropped him with a spinebuster! Triple H tried striking just for Rock to give him a big back body drop, before nearly clotheslining 'the Game' out! Eddie walked into a spinebuster too, and the People's Elbow connected! Rock walked into Show's hands, who tried the Final Cut just for Rock to avert into a DDT! With 'Latino Heat' dazed, Rock eliminated Eddie Guerrero! (49:38) 'The Game' capitalized and tried to Pedigree 'the Brahma Bull', when Kane struck. Chris Benoit (#27) entered the battlefield, surely replacing Steve Blackman's after jumping him earlier tonight! (Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show, The Rock & Chris Benoit remain)
'The Rabid Wolverine' had a taste for Triple H after 'the Game' had beaten him tonight, and went to town with a German suplex! Chris Benoit advanced to Kane, chopping away at 'the Big Red Machine' though the monster absorbed them. Kane tried a powerslam, but Benoit was able to German suplex the masked monster, delivering the Diving Headbutt! Benoit stomped Kane to the corner, when Stone Cold Steve Austin came to get some! Coalition ally the Big Show was there to gang up on Austin, tossing him just for 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to land on the apron. K-Kwik (#28) hit with fire for everybody, walking into the Rock Bottom! Stone Cold stomped away at Chris Benoit, before turning to acknowledge...it was just he and the Rock. Meeting across the ring, Austin and Rock faced off. The two trash talked, when Big Show involved himself. Austin and Rock struck 'the Giant' for freedom, when K-Dawg's axe kick to the WWF Hardcore Champion was caught - disposing of K-Kwik to the apron! Benoit applied the Crossface on Kane, who managed to sidewalk slam his way out. Rock tried eliminating the Big Show with a front facelock on the apron when Triple H rushed Show from behind - eliminating the Rock (53:32)! 'The Great One' couldn't believe it, that Triple H had gotten the last laugh from the battle on RAW is WAR! K-Kwik duked it out with 'the Game', when Kane took the rapper for a ride, K-Kwik (53:49) out! Rock and Triple H stared each other down when Rhyno (#29) shockingly hit the ring! The current ECW World Heavyweight Champion was making his debut, immediately dropping Triple H with a rushing, headbutting spear named 'the Gore!' Rhyno struck 'the Rattlesnake' with a Gore, as well as Chris Benoit, and even more shockingly the Big Show! What Rhyno was doing in the World Wrestling Federation was a major question mark, as Rhyno ambitiously powered Kane on the top rope. Dazed and confused, Chris Benoit (55:02) found himself clotheslined out by Triple H - a second loss to 'the Game' in one night! Benoit was furious, immediately taking a steel chair and slamming it against the ring post! Benoit slammed it at the behest of officials, while Triple H turned to receive a Chokeslam from Kane! (Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show & Rhyno remain)
One entrant left, 'the Big Red Machine' was closing in on fifty minutes in the 2001 Royal Rumble match. Attempting to eliminate Stone Cold saw Steve Austin fight back, a Lou Thesz press nailed! Austin missed an elbow when Kane grabbed 'the Texas Rattlesnake'. Austin freed himself, nailing Kane with a Stunner! Kane didn't going down, but Rhyno dropped the monster with yet another Gore! Triple H laid eyes on the current ECW World Heavyweight Champion, and the two went at it, with Triple H trying the Pedigree just for Rhyno to hit a spinebuster! The final countdown climaxed, cutting backstage where Joe E. Legend was seen leaping for joy! Of all people to draw #30, it was the rookie! Legend made a move, to receive a right hand! Onto the screen came the Undertaker (#30) to claim his place! 'The American Badass' fell to Kurt Angle in a WWF Championship match earlier, but was back limping to the ring, with thoughts of WrestleMania! Engaging in a staredown with half-brother Kane, the Brothers of Destruction began fighting it out! The two got reacquainted when Stone Cold and Triple H got involved, only to receive stereo-Chokeslams from Undertaker and Kane! The two eyed one another, when Big Show plowed through them with a double clothesline. Undertaker was gorilla pressed to the apron where Kane fought him off, and a big boot allowed 'the Deadman' to hold the ropes, sending the Big Show (58:25) to the floor! Watching 'the Giant's failure, the Undertaker looked at Kane from the apron and smiled with a nod of approval. That was his big mistake: 'the Big Red Machine' blasting 'the American Badass' with a big boot. The Undertaker (58:36) appearance went short-lived, in an unprecedented appearance! Hands on hips, Undertaker shook his head, Kane getting down to business. Down to the final four, it consisted of Triple H, Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin - and in a bizarre twist - Extreme Championship Wrestling's Rhyno! There was no grandstanding, 'the Game' immediately going for senior member of the match, Kane! He struggled to fight him, when 'the Big Red Machine' found himself barged through the ropes by Rhyno! He sized Stone Cold up to miss a Gore, and received a Stunner instead! Kane dumped Rhyno (1:00:09), leaving us with three! (Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin & Triple H remain)
The Royal Rumble had boiled down to three combatants. Who would headline WrestleMania X-Seven for the WWF Championship: 'the Cerebral Assassin' Triple H, on a quest for redemption? 'The Big Red Machine' Kane, a wrecking ball with something to prove after lasting nearly an hour with __ eliminations to his name? Or Stone Cold Steve Austin, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' here to headline the Reliant Astrodome, in his homestate? Stone Cold and Kane immediately came to blows, with Triple H quickly entering the fold. A three-man war saw Austin and 'the Game' form a temporary alliance, just for Kane to take them down. Kane flew off the top rope with a flying clothesline for Austin, before dumping Triple H out to the apron! 'The Game' hung on for dear life as the monster clobbered him with each blow. Austin rushed him, but Kane sidestepped it and Triple H (1:02:28) saw his redemption story halted in an instance! 'The Game' was devastated by the loss, understandably so. There would be no main event at WrestleMania, as it came down to either Kane or Austin! Austin's eyes on 'the Game', Kane struck sending him through the ropes. Climbing out, the monster behemoth pursued the man that sent him twenty feet to a concrete floor at the Survivor Series, throat thrusts against the barricade! Austin was bloody, fighting for his life, before being swatted down with a finite uppercut. Kane pursued Austin, who had armed himself with a steel chair to stun Kane! Bashing Kane over the skull with it twice, Stone Cold stumbled inside, where he laid Kane out with a third! The big man was out on his feet, as Austin flipped him the bird before delivering a Stone Cold Stunner, and clotheslining Kane out to the floor below!Winner, and 2001 Royal Rumble Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin (1:04:18) The 2001 Royal Rumble had come to a close, with 'the Texas Rattlesnake' standing tall, unbelievably for a record-breaking third time in his career! Stone Cold Steve Austin was a bloody mess, the recipient of an agonizingly torturous forty minutes in the fourteenth-annual Rumble! Kane sat up robotically at ringside, while Triple H was acknowledged standing in awe at the top of the aisleway. Austin raised his fists in disbelief himself, having somehow mastered how to better 'the Big Red Machine' Kane! Stone Cold rushed to his feet only to stumble, his hand raised in victory. While Kane flung his hair back and departed ringside, 'the Rattlesnake' declared it time for a beer bash.
Tossed can after can of Steveweiser, Stone Cold emerged on the second rope to the roars of New Orleans, Louisiana to bash beers and indulge in celebratory fashion! The Royal Rumble winner of years 1997 and 1998, and a former three-time WWF Champion, despite missing nearly a year of competition with a career threatening neck injury, had returned to win his third Royal Rumble! Stone Cold was heading on a path to vengeance, in pursuit of the WWF Championship in the main event of the Grandaddy of Them All - the Showcase of the Immortals - WrestleMania X-Seven! Who would Austin face, and what would the Road to WrestleMania be like for 'the Rattlesnake?'
Draw | Entrant | Order | Eliminated By | Time | Eliminations | 1 | Lance Storm | 1 | Jeff & Matt Hardy | 5:48 | 0 | 2 | Matt Hardy | 4 | Kane | 8:34 | 1 | 3 | Jeff Hardy | 3 | Kane | 6:28 | 1 | 4 | Albert | 8 | Bradshaw | 13:58 | 0 | 5 | Hardcore Holly | 2 | Kane | 2:23 | 0 | 6 | Kane | 29 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | 55:51 | 10 | 7 | The Honky Tonk Man | 5 | Kane | 0:43 | 0 | 8 | Perry Saturn | 7 | Kane | 5:11 | 0 | 9 | Edge | 16 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | 26:38 | 0 | 10 | Tazz | 6 | Kane | 0:37 | 0 | 11 | Bradshaw | 9 | Chris Jericho | 8:19 | 1 | 12 | Christian | 14 | Triple H | 18:20 | 0 | 13 | Chris Jericho | 20 | Big Show | 25:26 | 3 | 14 | Mark Henry | 10 | Chris Jericho, Billy Gunn & Jerry Lawler | 5:09 | 0 | 15 | Billy Gunn | 12 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | 5:33 | 2 | 16 | Jerry Lawler | 11 | Chris Jericho & Billy Gunn | 3:20 | 1 | 17 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | - | - | 34:04 | 6 | 18 | William Regal | 13 | X-Pac | 4:49 | 0 | 19 | Test | 17 | Stone Cold Steve Austin | 7:44 | 0 | 20 | X-Pac | 15 | Triple H | 3:18 | 1 | 21 | Triple H | 28 | Stone Cold Steve Austin & Kane | 24:10 | 6 | 22 | Eddie Guerrero | 21 | The Rock | 9:30 | 0 | 23 | Essa Rios | 18 | Stone Cold Steve Austin & Triple H | 0:57 | 0 | 24 | Big Show | 25 | The Undertaker & Kane | 14:08 | 3 | 25 | Grandmaster Sexay | 19 | Big Show | 1:09 | 0 | 26 | The Rock | 22 | Triple H | 5:23 | 1 | 27 | Chris Benoit | 24 | Triple H | 4:48 | 0 | 28 | K-Kwik | 23 | Big Show | 1:27 | 0 | 29 | Rhyno | 27 | Kane | 5:55 | 0 | 30 | The Undertaker | 26 | Kane | 2:24 | 0 |
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Post by DTP. on Dec 13, 2020 10:07:43 GMT -5
CHAPTER 4 - THE STORY SO FAR:
A Stone Cold Return to Prominence
Since returning at Unforgiven, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' had come back with much more intensity and aggression than we had seen before. Focused on revenge for missing eleven long months of his life, and being forced to sit on the sidelines and watch his livelihood pass him by, Stone Cold Steve Austin quickly found himself being public enemy number one in the rest of the WWF Superstars' eyes. Interrogative of any man or woman that came in sight, 'the Rattlesnake' was above all else committed to finding out who was responsible for running him down with a car at the 1999 Survivor Series.
Several leads merely led to dead ends, as Stone Cold Steve Austin begrudgingly was forced to cross Mick Foley, Shane McMahon, Triple H and even Kane from his list. Austin knew he was on the cusp of discovering who the perpetrator was, but one night removed from the hellacious Last Man Standing encounter with Kane at the 2000 Survivor Series, it was revealed to be none other than 'the Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels.
After immersing himself deeply in the bad blood that ran between D-Generation X and the Coalition, it served as the perfect front for the former three-time WWF Champion and future Hall of Famer to reveal himself as Stone Cold's so-called puppeteer. Geared on by vendetta, after having his own career taken from him by Austin at WrestleMania XIV nearly three years prior, HBK was dead set on putting an end to Austin's storybook career, and perhaps even his life. Shawn even made amends with Shane and Stephanie McMahon, allowing him to ambush Stone Cold via distractions. With a no-contact clause in place, they even ensured that 'the Rattlesnake' would lose his shot at Michaels if he touched him ahead of their Street Fight at Armageddon.
Armageddon came around, and it was hell on earth. To both Stone Cold Steve Austin and Shawn Michaels, in his first match in a World Wrestling Federation ring since meeting 'the Texas Rattlesnake' on March 29, 1998, it was the end as they knew it. They brawled far and wide throughout the arena. Through the crowd, with steel chairs, on car hoods and sunroofs, and to the backstage area. Austin proved he had a lot more in the tank, but HBK shocked everybody. His apparent career-threatening back injury that forced him to retire in 1998 was not holding him back.
It was the Shawn Michaels of old, gracing the ring with an arsenal of majestic and fantastical athleticism, mired in the gritty, rage-filled desire to watch 'the Rattlesnake' suffer. Even more shockingly, the founder of D-Generation X enlisted the assistance of a fellow friend from the Kliq, X-Pac. Setting a trap for Austin, Michaels had X-Pac lure him to the parking lot where Shawn waited and waited. He was going to commit a sinful act of deja vu on Austin, when Stone Cold appeared and struck him in a side-on collision. Shawn Michaels was a bloodied, broken mess. Paying for one year of misery in the eyes of 'the Rattlesnake', Stone Cold mounted Michaels in the cold of night, on the parking lot floor. Finally the police came to arrest Austin, but we would not see 'the Heartbreak Kid' again.
Stone Cold kept making headlines even after Armageddon was over. With the investigation solved and closed, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' began pursuing the WWF Championship. Kurt Angle had grown despicably egotistic as the reigning WWF Champion, and despite Austin's advances, he would find himself stopped by other members of the Coalition. The Big Show made Austin taste his own blood, as the 500-pound 'Giant' debuted a new devastating finishing manoeuvre - the Final Cut.
With a rocky relationship with the McMahon Family to begin with, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' would do himself no favors as he threatened Kurt Angle's girlfriend Stephanie McMahon, and her brother Shane McMahon. Forever on the outs with a cordial Vince McMahon, those two would never be friends.
But Stone Cold's pursuit of the WWF Championship in which he had been deprived of for going-on two years was shared. The Rock wanted the WWF Championship, Triple H wanted the WWF Championship, as did the Undertaker. Being shut out in a number one contender's Fatal 4-Way match to determine who would challenge 'the Megastar' at the Royal Rumble, Austin was left with only one other choice: to win his third Royal Rumble match for a guaranteed shot at the WWF Championship come WrestleMania.
The McMahon Family War
The entire trajectory of the World Wrestling Federation began to change once the bell sounded on the night of the 2000 Survivor Series. D-Generation X's team of Triple H, X-Pac, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg - accompanied by Shawn Michaels - represented Commissioner Mick Foley. With his job on the line, 'the Commish' was forced to rely on the same DX that contributed to the end of his in-ring career. Opposing them was the Shane and Stephanie McMahon-led team of Chris Benoit, Edge, Christian, and Shane O'Mac himself. It was DX against the Coalition, but it was also Foley against the McMahon children. The power of the company was in the hands of the winner, and with X-Pac's betrayal of Triple H - as well as Shawn Michaels revealing himself as Stone Cold Steve Austin's attacker - DX ceased to exist any longer.
Mick Foley was thought to be out of a job, as the Rock attempted to vouch for his longtime friend. Instead Mick found himself being demoted. 'The Hardcore Legend' mopped floors, hocked merchandise, scrubbed toilets and worked on commentary. The blackmail of having a pregnant wife and family to support kept Mick going, until he saw what the Coalition was doing to the Rock. 'The Brahma Bull' continued to lash out against the McMahons, and likewise overcame each and every obstacle in which Shane and Stephanie threw his way. Finally, Shane had had enough of the Rock. Once and for all, it would end at Armageddon where, in a three-on-one handicap match, the Rock had to defeat the forces of Edge, Christian and the Big Show to keep his electrifying World Wrestling Federation career alive.
As to be expected, Shane O'Mac would make himself known. The Rock fought insurmountable odds, and fringed his career being tarnished and wiped from history books forever courtesy of the unstoppably relentless Coalition faction. Help was on the way, as Mick Foley charged the ring with chair shots in revenge for Edge and Christian's inexplicable ambush three nights earlier on SmackDown. With potentially broken ribs from the Canadian brothers' Conchairto shot days prior, 'Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy' came to the aid of his Rock 'n' Sock Connection partner, and even gave Shane a Mr. Socko-riddled Mandible Claw for his troubles. Rock was able to overcome the odds once more.
On December 12, 2000 edition of RAW is WAR, the Coalition were moments away from firing 'the Hardcore Legend', as well as the Rock for yet again passing through the McMahons' set obstacles. What happened instead, was the return of Vince McMahon. The Chairman disapproved of Shane and Stephanie's attempts to harm his business, and not only granted Foley immunity, but declared any decision his children made could be overturned by their father himself. Despite the five-month long absence spent to focus on his marriage, as well as the launching of the XFL, the boss still prioritized his birth child. Vince loved the World Wrestling Federation too much than to let his kids ruin it. He also despised Stephanie's blossoming relationship with WWF Champion Kurt Angle. It drove his son and daughter insane that he refused to stand down, and grant them the creative freedom and throne of the company.
A masterful plan was orchestrated. On December 25, 2000 - Christmas Day - the Chairman had announced Kurt Angle would defend the WWF Championship against Chris Benoit. The battle of the Coalition members had been weeks in the making, with 'the Rabid Wolverine's desire to become WWF Champion known. A highly competitive rivalry was set to culminate on the final RAW is WAR of the year 2000, all the while Stephanie McMahon strangely sided with her Dad. Organizing a boatload of paperwork was 'the Billion Dollar Princess's top priority, while her boyfriend reluctantly prepared for battle by himself. Vince brought in Mick Foley to be the special guest official, to ensure no Coalition interference. Naturally, of course, that did not go to plan.
It turned out to be a complete setup all along, a ploy to turn the tables on 'the Hardcore Legend'. The ex-Commissioner laid prone and bloodied in the ring, despite the best efforts of an aiding Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Coalition ran the house, when Stephanie McMahon came to the ring having shredded Mick Foley's immunity contract signed two weeks earlier. Bloodied and beaten, it was Christmas Chaos for the Foleys, as Vince's own children fired Mick before the boss's own eyes.
Weeks came and went, the McMahon Family War underway with verbal exchange after verbal exchange. It was a cold war for weeks, full of psychological and political battles over matches, until the Undertaker was named number one contender to Kurt Angle's title. Stephanie McMahon was at a breaking point, and confronted her father. To show the Chairman that 'Daddy's Little Girl' was all grown up, she snapped and slapped her Dad across the face. In turn, the hand played by Shane McMahon in costing Stone Cold Steve Austin a First Blood match against the Big Show pushed the Chairman over the edge. Vince McMahon came out and punched his son across the face so hard, he had a black eye for days.
Vengefully, Shane McMahon hyped himself up for revenge. Stephanie McMahon was vehemently appalled with her father, who had declared that he would be in the Undertaker's corner at the Royal Rumble. In order to counter Kurt Angle having Shane and Stephanie McMahon in his corner, it was always going to end in blood, sweat or tears. Shane McMahon's ingenuity and initiative saw him get in the ring with 'the Deadman' three nights before the Royal Rumble. A sneak peek of things to come, Angle tried to save his girlfriend's brother, but Shane would take the Last Ride he would never forget. Nobody except the Coalition believed that 'the Megastar' had what it took to get the job done, and defeat 'the Deadman' responsible for over a decade of destruction.
January 21, 2001 saw 'the Megastar' go over the limit with 'the Big Dog' that ran the World Wrestling Federation's yard. The WWF Championship at stake, Kurt Angle was so committed to trying to prove a point, that he believed he could make the Undertaker tap out for the first time in his illustrious career. Undertaker hammered, battered and pummelled the life from the Olympic Gold Medalist, but the constant head games and interference in which Stephanie McMahon lent themselves to finally saw Vince McMahon get involved. There had been much distrust between the boss and his employee - 'the Deadman' had plenty to despise Vincent Kennedy McMahon for his years of service. Never wanting to be a soldier, Undertaker fought valiantly.
While Shane McMahon had arrived and spent the day in a neck brace and sunglasses - the effects of the Undertaker's Last Ride days before - it was all revealed to be a ruse. Shane O'Mac finally involved himself on behalf of 'the Megastar', and once his Dad's back was turned, the scrappy son of the Chairman struck. Mounting Vince with furious rights and lefts, the family deterioration was enough that Kurt Angle was able to use the title and slither out of the Royal Rumble with the WWF Championship, if anything, barely. The war between the McMahons looked to not end any time soon. What began as fatherly discipline quickly started the dispute. It went through psychological warfare and head games, to verbal exchanges. Now, it was personal. What moves would Vince, Shane and Stephanie McMahon have to play next? How would these family affairs impact the World Wrestling Federation?
The Road to WrestleMania Begins
The 2001 Royal Rumble match was shaping up to be the biggest in World Wrestling Federation history. Since its' first incarnation in 1998, twelve instalments that came before it set the stage of what to expect. The Royal Rumble was synonymous with the great, past victors such as two-time winners Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels and Stone Cold Steve Austin. Even WWF Superstars like Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Big John Studd, and even Vince McMahon himself were previous winners. The Rock was the reigning, defending Royal Rumble winner after his 2000 victory one year prior, but there was a lot to play for in the build-up to the first pay-per-view extravaganza of the new year.
The winner of the Royal Rumble match, much like in previous years, wasn't just for bragging rights. It was concrete evidence that the winner was the man to beat, but it also guaranteed them the opportunity of a lifetime. The winner would receive the chance to headline the Grandest Stage of Them All, the Showcase of the Immortals. At WrestleMania X-Seven on April 1, 2001, the winner would challenge in the main event of the biggest spectacular in sports entertainment for the WWF Championship.
WWF Superstars threw their names in the hat at each and every turn. Everybody wanted to advance their careers to greater heights. Unfortunately, there could be only thirty participants. Stone Cold Steve Austin wanted to win the 2001 Royal Rumble to avenge missing a year of what he was most passionate about. What he lived and breathed was taken from him for a year, the result of Shawn Michaels running him down with a car, forcing 'the Texas Rattlesnake' to require neck surgery. The Rock was on a crash course to get back something he had been cheated and deprived of, ever since losing to Kurt Angle back at SummerSlam in August. Having overcome the odds of the Coalition time and time again, it was Vince McMahon who lifted the ban on 'the Great One's title opportunities. Rock wanted to walk in the footsteps in which Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels and Austin had, and win a second year in the row: back-to-back.
Triple H was on the greatest quest for redemption in a WWF Superstar's history. Betrayed by his now-ex wife Stephanie McMahon, who left him for WWF Champion Kurt Angle, 'the Game' had endured major loss following major loss. From the Hell in a Cell match at No Mercy, Triple H failed to help his old rival Mick Foley keep his job. Not only was D-Generation X left in shambles from the Survivor Series match with the Coalition, but 'the Game' tasted more betrayal - all thanks to X-Pac. Having swept the floor with his longtime buddy at both Armageddon, and in a Lumberjack match on SmackDown, it was still his ex-wife who stood in his way.
While 'the Cerebral Assassin' had declared his entry into the Royal Rumble match, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' declared there was another threat in which Triple H had to go through: Chris Benoit. 'The Rabid Wolverine' had forced Triple H to lose the Survivor Series elimination match, and had beaten him before. Triple H had similarly beaten Benoit, as well as Edge and Christian in days leading up to the thirteenth-annual event. Somewhere along the way, the Rock became intertwined in their hatred of one another. Triple H was so obsessed with Benoit that he received a Rock Bottom for his worries on RAW is WAR. In turn, Triple H returned the favor, planting Rock with a Pedigree three nights on SmackDown.
The Royal Rumble match was filling up fast. The Big Show, Edge and Christian planned to represent the Coalition proudly. The seven-foot-two, 500-pounder was the final man eliminated in the 2000 Royal Rumble. Chris Jericho was devoted to once again challenging Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship, having been screwed out of the opportunity in a Triple Threat match at Armageddon in a match that also included Coalition member Chris Benoit. Y2J had missed two weeks of competition, thanks to stitches suffered from enduring battle with the Big Show, then challenging 'the Megastar' unsuccessfully for the gold that same night.
Other WWF Superstars hoped and dreamed of making a name for themselves. William Regal, X-Pac, Billy Gunn, Tazz, Mark Henry, Lance Storm, Matt Hardy, K-Kwik, T&A, Too Cool and the APA all vied for their own opportunity to be in the Royal Rumble match. Again, however, only thirty men could enter. Scotty 2 Hotty generously granted Grandmaster Sexay the one slot they were allocated, wanting him to achieve his hopes and dreams. Hardcore Holly used his hardheadedness despite Crash Holly's own belief that he had a shot at winning the 2001 Royal Rumble match. Perry Saturn selfishly won a game of rock, paper, scissors against Dean Malenko to enter the match.
Then, on the night of the Royal Rumble itself, everything came into play. The Royal Rumble match saw the return of Jeff Hardy from a two-month absence on account of a spinal injury. Kane shockingly re-emerged, having not been seen since falling twenty-feet from the Survivor Series stage against Stone Cold Steve Austin last November. Eddie Guerrero returned, having been absent for weeks clearing his head after being beaten at Armageddon by Chyna. The longest-reigning WWF Intercontinental Champion the Honky Tonk Man returned for the first time in four years hoping to perform a concert for the people, only to be clunked over the head by his own guitar and eliminated courtesy of Kane.
Triple H somehow had what it took to overcome Chris Benoit earlier in the night, but now had the unenvious task of overcoming twenty-nine men to win the Royal Rumble match. 'The Rabid Wolverine' however, was furious with the loss. Taking out Steve Blackman in a fit of rage, Benoit forced his own way into the Royal Rumble match. The Undertaker was not to be denied of a second chance, coming off of his own disappointing loss in the WWF Championship match earlier in the night to Kurt Angle. When Joe E. Legend was determined to walk out triumphantly as the number thirty entrant, it was 'the American Badass' who left him laying, and took his place.
Perhaps even more shockingly, the Royal Rumble match saw the unexpected World Wrestling Federation debut of the ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Rhyno. Goring everybody in sight, the ECW talent caught on fire, being seen by WWF fans for the very first time. He made an unforgettable impression, and wound up being a part of the final four participants until being eliminated by Kane.
It was every man for himself, explicably shown once Triple H surprisingly dashed the Rock's dream of headlining a second WrestleMania in a row, by tossing him over the top rope. Kane dominated the entire Royal Rumble match, eliminating a record-breaking ten WWF Superstars, and lasting fifty-four minutes before finally being eliminated last of all the participants. Dominant giants such as the Big Show and Mark Henry each tried their hand, and wound up eliminated by multiple participants. Tazz and Essa Rios faced humiliation with brief tenures in the Royal Rumble match, dumped with the greatest of ease. Ironman combatants such as Chris Jericho, who lasted thirty-five minutes, and Triple H - twenty-plus minutes - fought until they could no longer.
When it was all said and done, the man to come out victorious was Stone Cold Steve Austin. Having won the iconic annual match for a third time in five years, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' had overcome the standard set by Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels. Stone Cold's dream was coming true. His story back to old graces was underway. In seventy days, in the gigantic Reliant Astrodome in Houston, Texas, the WWF Championship would be on the line. In the main event of WrestleMania X-Seven, Austin would challenge for the richest prize in the business. Would 'the Rattlesnake's ultimate quest back to the top of the World Wrestling Federation come true? Who would be the WWF Champion come April 1? The Road to WrestleMania had officially begun.
2001: An Odyssey
The new year had barely begun, and yet it was clear from outer space that the industry was about to change the landscape of pro-wrestling forever. For as long as there had been wrestling, there had never one definite company. Constantly embroiled in friendly competition, or hostile war, the wacky world of politics behind the scenes had seen a battle for supremacy take place. Whether it was the territorial battles between promoters of the National Wrestling Alliance against outlaw promoters in the mid-20th century, or the emergence of a young Vincent Kennedy McMahon's national expansion against the Jim Crocketts, Don Owens and Sam Muchnicks of the world in the 1980s, wrestling wars had always been common place.
The same could be considered an understatement in regards to the wrestling wars of the 1990s. With famous, influential promotions such as Verne Gagne's National Wrestling Association and Bill Watts' Universal Wrestling Federation gone under, there appeared to be only two prominent forces left standing: the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling. With Vince McMahon at the helm of New York as always, and Eric Bischoff fronting the Ted Turner global force in Atlanta, it was a hot-headed battle driven by fearlessness.
They stole talent, filed lawsuits and boasted celebrity egos and mainstream stars to kickstart popularity. WCW produced Monday Nitro in September 1995, designed to go head-to-head against the forces of the WWF's weekly flagship shop, Monday Night RAW. Each and every Monday night, the battlelines were drawn. It was RAW against Nitro, WWF opposite WCW, USA Network - and later TNN - feuding TNT.
Fired from WCW and free to do whatever he wanted, in 1993 a manager named Paul E. Dangerously would join forces with Todd Gordon. Paul Heyman would take a thriving regional promotion based out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and create a revolution. Branding Eastern Championship Wrestling as Extreme Championship Wrestling, its cutting-edge, raw and unadulterated form of programming had never been seen before on such a wide scale. Hardcore through and through, ECW innovated the violence and brutality of weapon shots. Heyman emphasized blood and guts, and turned every day, run-of-the-mill talent and molded them into larger than life characters with edgy personas.
While the World Wrestling Federation strived to create New Generation talent such as Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart and Diesel, while using the exact same formula that once worked in the heyday of Hulkamania a decade prior, World Championship Wrestling were racing ahead in the ratings. Acquiring Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall and the former-Diesel now known as Kevin Nash, Bischoff formed an evil new enterprise: the New World Order.
Stars such as Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, Lex Luger, Diamond Dallas Page and Randy Savage would face off with the nWo week-in and week-out, and RAW's ratings would descend in numbers. While stars such as Bill Goldberg shot up the ladder, the WWF took a page out of ECW's book: christening a new period in history as 'the Attitude Era'. All grown up and full of attitude, New York became a high-budget alteration of the tropes and traits in which ECW innovated. ECW found itself gutted of their big names on multiple occasions, forced to start fresh with what names they had left. Raven, Tazz, The Dudley Boyz, Lance Storm, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko are just few that found themselves trading places.
ECW found themselves facing a crossroads. While they innovated the violence and bloodlust, the gritty hyperreal storylines and the fast-paced, pure-wrestling style, both the WWF and WCW were replicating these ideas with deeper pockets and more visibility and exposure. In the year 2000, ECW was arguably at its financial peak. Merchandise had never sold better, with an action figure line and a video games library churning out. Attendance was at a peak, with one television taping in Canada in the Fall bringing in a record-setting seven-thousand strong.
The problem came with the World Wrestling Federation getting into bed with TNN. ECW had a national television deal with TNN to produce weekly content. It was a combination of miscommunication, malpractice and misbehavior which saw the relationship falter. Paul Heyman even came on live television and dared the network to throw ECW off the air. Once RAW is WAR came along in September 2000 - ECW on TNN was no more. Without a television deal, and without the interest of any namely network companies, ECW found itself on its last legs.
On January 7, 2001, ECW held Guilty As Charged from the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, New York. The first pay-per-view event of the year 2001, it was also the last major event of the year 2001 to date. In passing weeks, Paul Heyman had remained unreachable to all talent and personnel in Extreme Championship Wrestling. Despite a house show several nights after Guilty As Charged - in which Heyman did not attend - there had been rumors of a "curtain call" situation going on in the ring at the end of the show. The locker room reportedly piled out to the ring to salute and party with the fans in attendance in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Another pay-per-view event, Living Dangerously, is scheduled to take place on March 4, 2001. ECW's syndicated television show Hardcore TV has not broadcast since December 30, 2000 in most areas. With ECW World Heavyweight Champion Rhino's debut weeks on at the 2001 Royal Rumble, it remains to be seen what remains from the highly-popular Philly promotion.
With ECW's status undetermined, business appeared to be on the rocks once again in World Championship Wrestling. Placed up for sale following the merger of AOL Time Warner, WCW was a quickly sinking ship. Attendances had dropped astronomically from their 40,000+ peaks merely two years previously, buyrates were at an all-time low, talents continued to plague the company's creative direction, and the company had reportedly lost a record high amount of money.
On January 11, 2001 an investment firm named Fusient Media Ventures were named publicly with plans to purchase World Championship Wrestling. It came on the same day that AOL and Time Warner's announced that their final steps to merging had become complete. Eric Bischoff headed a group of committed, professional investors to buy back into the brainchild he once operated full-time until September 1999. With the sale yet to go through, WCW's entity remains in TBS's hands. Ran on a tight budget, the ratings of Nitro and Thunder continue to pale greatly in comparison to the heights they once soared.
This left the World Wrestling Federation, standing tall and valiantly: the most dominant force in sports entertainment. Ratings remained strong as could be for the ever-prosperous revolutionary giant, and pro-wrestling continued to be in the headlines of mainstream media, for better or worse. When Vincent Kennedy McMahon purchased the WWF from his father, Vince McMahon Sr. in 1982, the Chairman had merely a north-eastern territory that had much credibility and respect across the United States. In less than twenty years, not only was it a brilliantly marketed profit-machine, but it had become more than a wrestling show. It had become something different entirely.
An action-adventure soap opera, with ten-plus hours of television content per week, fifty-two weeks a year. With brand outlets such as WWF New York in Times Square, celebrity crossover appeal in media and television such as Playboy Magazine and MTV, and a public option on the New York Stock Exchange, the World Wrestling Federation had never been more unstoppable. Now a billion-dollar global conglomerate, McMahon had built his empire, and was now looking at ambitiously pursuing his own football league, the XFL. Scheduled to begin on February 3, 2001, who knew what the reception would be to his next big concept.
The question remained, what would the landscape of the business resemble in January 2002 - if it even resembled January 2001 at all?
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RAW is WAR - January 22, 2001 The Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana Live on TNN
A video package aired, taking us back to the memories of the 2001 Royal Rumble, last night. When the smoke cleared on the psychological warfare between Kurt Angle and the Undertaker, it was 'the Megastar' who walked out WWF Champion after the supposedly immobilized Shane McMahon physically assaulted his own father Vince McMahon! The 2001 Royal Rumble match saw many shocks and twists, including the return of 'the Big Red Machine' Kane, who eliminated ten WWF Superstars. Chris Benoit forced his way into the Rumble match only to fall, as did the Undertaker who would be eliminated by Kane. Though what it all came down to was the violent steel chair shots of 'the Texas Rattlesnake', and it was official that Stone Cold Steve Austin was going to WrestleMania!
The opening video package aired, cutting to the live Cajundome for RAW is WAR! A large crowd had gathered for the fallout of the 2001 Royal Rumble. Pyrotechnics plummeted across the stage to the roar of the people in Lafayette, as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the Road to WrestleMania! After perhaps the most electric Royal Rumble extravaganza in history, tonight we were sure to see a barnburner as WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show was set to put the title on the line against the Undertaker!
The Coalition were a crew of glad faces on their way down to the ring. Led by WWF Champion Kurt Angle, he walked hand-in-hand with girlfriend Stephanie McMahon while Shane McMahon playfully threw punches. WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show, Chris Benoit, Edge and Christian followed, 'the Rabid Wolverine' the only one discontent after last night's performance. Stephanie took the time to bask in the brilliance of the Royal Rumble, which saw her boyfriend 'the Megastar' conquer everything the Undertaker and her Dad had to offer. Not only was Angle the star player of the World Wrestling Federation, but her brother Shane showed everybody who had the biggest grapefruits, by delivering swift justice to Vince McMahon! Shane continued to shadowbox as Steph ran with the idea that the Chairman was too scared to show up after what his son did to him. Shane O'Mac took over, declaring that he really tricked everybody. For so long, people pegged him with a word he would not repeat - a "p*ssy" - but after what he did to Vince, he truly was more powerful and dangerous than people gave him credit. Comparing himself to Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield rolled into one, Shane would not hog the glory - introducing the Olympic Gold Medalist to loud boos. Kurt Angle basked in loud boos, telling the Cajundome that they were proud to have him as WWF Champion. Mocking the Undertaker's loss, he declared himself the new 'Big Dog' of the yard. As for Vince, he would have to do better than try to take him down.
Kurt Angle responded to chants of "assh*le", when Stone Cold Steve Austin came stomping down to the ring! The 2001 Royal Rumble winner had arrived, climbing into the ring and surveying the Coalition. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' had come to see what the riffraff in the ring was about, hating to drop a deuce on their party. Congratulating Kurt Angle on his WWF Championship defence last night, Austin believed that 'the Megastar' might actually make it to WrestleMania as champ. The problem was that after whooping some ass and tossing twenty-nine pieces of trash over the top rope, 'the Rattlesnake' had won the Rumble, and that meant he was going to WrestleMania to kick Angle's ass! Angle backed off the advancing Coalition numbers, telling Austin that he was ready for the challenge. As tough as Austin was, he'd never faced 'the Megastar'. Unable to finish his speech, Triple H came out to the rampway! The second runner-up in the Royal Rumble match tried to make sense of the sight in the ring. He knew his ex-wife loved her freedom, but 'the Billion Dollar Princess's stunning appearance was more than giving away how much she enjoyed the company of seven guys at once! Heading for the ring, 'the Game' made his well-established history with the Coalition known, but that wasn't why he was there. He was here to confront Stone Cold! Speaking of how his redemption came to an end, it was Austin who eliminated him from the Royal Rumble match.
The two had been through it all, they hated one another and always would. But Triple H's path to the top wasn't over, he still had his eyes on the prize. Triple H declared he looked forward to meeting Austin in the main event of WrestleMania! Stone Cold told 'the Game' that the same went for him, because he couldn't wait to open up a can of whoopass on him, for old time's sake! Kurt Angle tried speaking out, reminding them of who the WWF Champion was! Before 'the Megastar' could finish again though, The Rock came marching out to the rampway! The people of Lafayette went wild for 'the People's Champ', ordering Triple H and Stone Cold to hold their horses. While congratulations were in order for Kurt Angle and Stone Cold Steve Austin, and even for Shane O'Mac for proving he had balls the size of walnuts, for beating on his old man! Rock took issue with the fact that Triple H believed he had time to become WWF Champion. Rock reminded Triple H of how while Austin eliminated Triple H, it was Triple H who eliminated 'the People's Champ'. If 'the Game' believed he had a shadow of a chance of taking the WWF Championship from Angle before the Rock, he can take his old wedding ring from Stephanie and stick it straight up his candyass! There were still 69 days until WrestleMania - surely Steph's favorite position - and Rock believed so much could change in ten weeks. Maybe Triple H could cry his way to the title, maybe Austin could whoop some sorry sons of b*tches and get a fresh head-shine for the Grandaddy of Them All.
Perhaps Kurt Angle could tickle his nipples and sleaze his creepy jabroni ass to the Showcase of the Immortals, or...'the Brahma Bull' himself could whoop 'the Megastar's candyass and beat him for the WWF Championship to go on to WrestleMania himself! Triple H found humor in Rock's cute remarks, but reminded him that he eliminated Rock fair and square from the Royal Rumble match. If anybody should be getting a shot at the title, it should be him. Stephanie finally spoke up and demanded they pay attention to her boyfriend, but Stone Cold took the microphone and ordered "the wench" to shut her mouth for once in her life! Austin was having a hard time trying to think of everybody's b*tching and moaning, and had words for Rock, Triple H, Kurt Angle and the rest of the Coalition. In the WWF Champion's face, Austin wanted to wish them all the best of luck - but Edge and Christian targeted Austin! Reluctantly Triple H entered the fray, the Coalition being fought off by Triple H and Stone Cold! They fared initially, but the numbers game proved too much for them. The Rock rolled his eyes and removed his sunglasses and dress shirt, to come to Austin and 'the Game's aid! Together, the trio cleared the ring of Angle, Benoit, Show, Edge and Christian, with the McMahons running for cover as well! Furiously Angle's mood had been drained, as 'the Texas Rattlesnake' looked around to see 'the People's Champ' and 'the Game' exchange words, each going their separate ways!
We returned to a replay of the battle that just went on, forcing the tremendously different Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Rock and Triple H to join forces to fight off the dangerous squadron of the Coalition.
Back live, Kevin Kelly was seen spying Vince McMahon with his back to the camera. The Chairman spoke to a production assistant when Kevin caught his attention. The boss was here, and he turned to reveal a horrible shiner! Kevin was gobsmacked at the sight, Vince acknowledging the black eye received from his son Shane McMahon. There would be no questions on his matter of the McMahon Family, planning to address his children tonight in the ring. The boss predicted what Kevin Kelly had to say, humbly declaring that after what just went on we would see a six-man tag team main event tonight - pitting WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian against 'the Texas Rattlesnake', 'the Game', and 'the People's Champ!' Straight-faced and perhaps humbled, Vince concluded the interview and walked away.
. 1) Jeff Hardy def. Essa Rios to win the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship (3:45)The Hardy Boyz were reunited last night in the Royal Rumble match, with Jeff Hardy returning from a back injury. Matt Hardy and Lita came out with Jeff for a hug on the rampway, before going back to let the rainbow-haired WWF Superstar pursue Essa Rios. It was fast-paced action early, with a jawbreaker taking the cocky 'Daredevil' off-guard. The luchador fought fire with fire, armdrags and elbow strikes making way for Jeff to legdrop the groin of the champ. The challenger climbed to the top rope for Essa to dropkick him out to the floor, an over-the-corner somersault tope wiping out Hardy! A backbreaker enabled Essa to confidently stomp on Jeff's previously injured back, when the champ attempted a 450 splash to be met with Jeff. A top rope hurricanrana sent both men down for a near fall, when Essa again was able to cut him off with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Rios crashed and burned to a 450 splash, allowing Jeff to strip off his shirt and nail the Swanton Bomb to win his first singles title!
Essa Rios' near-four month reign had come to an end, as Jeff Hardy had captured the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship! His first singles title victory, one night after his return, Jeff was joined by Matt Hardy and Lita to celebrate in the middle of the ring. Team Xtreme were reunited, as Matt kissed Lita and Jeff on the head. Jeff climbed to the second rope to raise the title in victory, returning in a big way!
. WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show was punching his palms in anticipation for the match tonight against the Undertaker. Shane McMahon and Stephanie McMahon arrived, causing the confident 500-pounder to compliment Shane's fast hands. Shane claimed Vince McMahon didn't know what hit him. Shane asked 'the Giant' if he felt good about picking the scraps off the Undertaker after his befallen loss to Kurt Angle last night, and the big man responded affirmative. He knew Undertaker wasn't 'the Deadman' anymore, but tonight he would put the final nail in his coffin. Stephanie smiled, declaring 'the American Badass's decade of destruction nothing more than ten years of wasted time. In walked WWF Champion Kurt Angle with Edge and Christian, who tried comforting 'the Megastar'. Kurt was livid about being overshadowed and declared it would be the last time. Angle reminded the Coalition that he was the leader of the group, that he was the WWF Champion. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and the Rock would remember tonight forever!
The Rock was coming through the backstage area where Jonathan Coachman was standing in wait. 'The People's Champ' was in no mood to speak to the Coach, because the fact of the matter was he didn't need to rescue Triple H or Stone Cold Steve Austin. It didn't matter that Kurt Angle was the WWF Champion today, because 'the Megastar's days with the titles were numbered. The World Wrestling Federation wasn't preschool, it was about who was the man on top of the mountain, and with all due respect to 'the Game' and 'the Texas Rattlesnake', it sure as hell should be the Rock holding the WWF Championship. Tonight, he planned to team with Austin and Triple H, but he wasn't concerned about what might happen. What would happen is Rock kicking Angle, Edge and Christian's monkeyasses to prove that Rock still had what it took to be WWF Champion, and to send a message that the Rock's day with the title would come once again.
. Lance Storm walked out to the ring to address the people. 2001 was not getting off to a good start, as 'the Calgary Kid' implored the bad luck he was having. First he was the number one entrant in the Royal Rumble match. Like Shawn Michaels in 1995, it did not bother him. He was going to do what 'the Heartbreak Kid' did, and go the distance, to prove just how good he was. Instead, thanks to the Hardy Boyz he was the first man out of the 2001 Royal Rumble match! Despite the rough setbacks he'd faced in recent weeks, the prideful Canadian declared that 2001 was still be the year of Lance Storm, when the Fighting Holly Cousins came out to the ring! Hardcore Holly was dressed for competition, while Molly Holly took to the microphone. Apologizing for speaking condescendingly, Molly by golly'd, calling Lance a dull boy! Hardcore was more upfront, telling Storm that was truly something coming from his cousin Molly. Lance could keep hoping and praying his year would turn around, but Hardcore planned to give him some motivation tonight! Hardcore decked Lance, kicking off an impromptu match. 2) Lance Storm def. Hardcore Holly (w/Crash and Molly Holly) (2:36)While Lance Storm was the first man to enter the Royal Rumble match, he was also the first man to be eliminated. Hardcore Holly had represented the Fighting Holly Cousins last night, and did not care for Storm's optimistic forecast for the year. With Crash and Molly Holly in his corner, Hardcore followed up with a body slam and a legdrop, before hammering him with ten punches in the corner. Storm dropped Holly with a powerbomb before a backbreaker put 'the Calgary Kid' in the driver's seat. A leg lariat scored him a near fall, when Hardcore caught him with a diving crossbody from the top rope, a spinout slam giving the Holly a two count! Hardcore struggled for the Alabama Slam when Lance rolled out into the sunset flip, a dropkick from Hardcore sending Crash to the floor. Storm feigned walking out and the referee administered his count, when Rhyno reappeared! From the crowd, Rhyno nailed Holly with the Gore before rolling out to the floor! Crash ate a Gore as well, while Storm slid in and stole the three count!
The ECW World Heavyweight Champion Rhyno had debuted at the Royal Rumble in dramatic fashion last night, but he was quick to exit over the barricade into the crowd. Lance Storm had stolen the win, and the Fighting Holly Cousins were each left laying for Molly Holly to attend to them both. 'The Calgary Kid' had scored his first major win of 2001, but one had to wonder why was Rhyno here in the World Wrestling Federation?
. The Radicalz were squabbling in the locker room area about Perry Saturn's elimination from the Royal Rumble match last night. Dean Malenko believed he should have entered the match, and would of had it not been for their game of rock, paper, scissors. Perry ordered him to shut up and an argument commenced, with Terri getting involved! The rambunctious trio went quiet once WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven entered with his arms extended. Complaining that the Radicalz's three-way dance was bizarre and pointless, 'the Creator' told them to fear not. What he did to Rikishi last night was only the beginning, and if they followed his lead tonight against Too Cool and 'Big Kish' - there would be nothing to scream out! Raven urged Radicalz to heed his words and watch justice bestow his most fraudulent foes. Leaving on his horse, Saturn and Malenko's tone changed. Confused, they complained how weird Raven was.
Live on RAW is WAR, the Right to Censor were seen arguing with the newly-appointed WWF Divas Ambassador Debra! Debra had been assigned the role by Vince McMahon on Sunday Night Heat last night, and had dared to introduce Chyna to the ring at the Royal Rumble. Steven Richards shunned the shouting match, appalled at her idea to have himself and Ivory fight Billy Gunn and Chyna tonight! WWF Women's ChampionIvory claimed that wasn't in Debra's jurisdiction, when Steven advised substituting himself for 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry. Debra grinned instead, telling the RTC that she didn't have the power to make a men's match, but corrected them that it was a mixed tag team match - so she could! Steven was restrained by Bull Buchanan and the Goodfather, while Ivory cried conspiracies against Debra, and the entire World Wrestling Federation!
. WWF European Champion William Regal and X-Pac made their way out to the ring to the sounds of Uncle Kracker, much to the chagrin of the clearly appalled 'Goodwill Ambassador'. X-Pac jived to his theme music in the ring, when the countdown began. A pyrotechnics blast was cue for Chris Jericho's arrival, welcoming everybody to RAW is Jericho! Last night may have seen him dispose of several key jackasses, but the Royal Rumble match had not gone the way Y2J had hoped. Jericho maintained confidence for his Jerichoholics. He may not have walked out victorious, but he would be walking out some day soon with the WWF European Championship! The Englishman took to the microphone in the ring to have it snatched away by X-Pac, who mocked Jericho and questioned who his mystery tag team partner would be tonight. After Jerry Lawler last week, he playfully asked if it would be Jim Ross, or maybe Lilian Garcia! Y2J told "Princess" Regal and "the slime-oozing rat" X-Pac to hold their horses, before setting the stage for a fellow rockstar - K-Kwik! K-Dawg rapped to the ring, Y2J playfully strutting alongside with him. 3) WWF European Champion William Regal and X-Pac def. Chris Jericho and K-Kwik (4:33)Chris Jericho had high hopes of walking out of last night the winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble match. It was not meant to be, and instead the brash Canadian had his sights set on the WWF European Champion. X-Pac had formed an unlikely alliance with William Regal just to toss him out from the Royal Rumble match last night, and clearly the problems were on show. Y2J and K-Kwik swept the ring early, prompting a battle at ringside. Upon re-entry, K-Dawg would find himself struck with a knee strike from 'the Goodwill Ambassador'. A neckbreaker gave Regal all of the control he needed with a facelock with his knee in the rapper's spine. X-Pac was more arrogant, showboating with strikes from his educated feet. The Bronco Buster was set up but K-Kwik moved and X-Pac straddled the bottom rope. Y2J came in hot with a springboard dropkick eliminating X-Pac, before taking Regal down! The Englishman struggled to fight the Walls of Jericho when X-Pac struck from behind. K-Kwik tagged in for a missile dropkick, but the X-Factor connected! Y2J fought 'the Man' to the floor, while a Regal Cutter gave the champ the pinfall win over K-Kwik.
'The Goodwill Ambassador' had picked up the win for his team against Chris Jericho and K-Kwik, but once X-Pac rejoiced in raising the WWF European Champion's hand, William Regal turned and dumped 'the Man' over the top rope to the floor! Retribution for last night, Regal scolded X-Pac's buffoonery, when blind-sighted by Y2J! Chris Jericho locked in the Walls of Jericho on Regal, forcing the champ to take out in mercy!
. The Undertaker left his locker room, ready to compete against the seven-foot-two, 500-pound 'Giant' the Big Show. 'The American Badass' was in no mood to talk, as Michael Cole tried only to go ignored. The man who lost out to Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship last night refused to even wear gloves. Up next, the WWF Hardcore Championship would be at stake!
We returned to see Chyna sluggishly remove her gear from the suitcase, when 'the One' Billy Gunn acknowledged his date was feeling down. Asking her if she was disappointed about the loss to Ivory last night, he tried turning her mood around: 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' had the chance to get payback tonight. Chyna said that not only was last night's loss disappointing, it was embarrassing! Ivory didn't just steal a win from her, the Right to Censor stole a win against the people. It was a permanent record in the history books, the RTC's message to shut out the men and women's rights to do as they please, to take away not only their Right to Nudity, but their rights to freedom, speech and expression! Chyna asked Billy if he was ready, to which he appeared surprisingly nervous. The Playboy covergirl was done playing nice. She didn't care how many RTC members there were, she was going to beat their asses tonight! Chyna stormed out, with Billy frantically following!
. 4) Big Show (c) def. The Undertaker to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship (5:24)A major loss took place last night at the Royal Rumble, as Kurt Angle added the Undertaker to his list of men defeated for the WWF Championship. It came with controversy, following bundles of interference from Stephanie McMahon and Shane McMahon. The Undertaker didn't care to ride his motorcycle to the ring, combating an old foe in the 500-pound WWF Hardcore Champion with his bare hands. 'The American Badass' struck wisely, barraging Show on his way to the ring. A series of body blows saw Undertaker climb the apron for a dive, only for 'the Giant' to catch him, sending the veteran into the ring post. Introducing a steel chair, 'the Deadman' big booted it back in his face, but clotheslines did not work. Undertaker attempted a Chokeslam, but Show overpowered him with a body slam on the chair. The punishment began, Show introducing trash cans and a 2x4. Show swung for 'the Deadman' with the 2x4, but a dropkick stunned him. A chair shot to the skull knocked Show out on his feet, when a body slam scored a near fall. Undertaker looked to Chokeslam the WWF Hardcore Champion again, when Chris Benoit hit the ring. Undertaker dispensed of 'the Rabid Wolverine', when Show powered him up for the Chokeslam! The cover only got two, as 'the Big Dog' came back to life. Benoit clumsily tossed a chair that Undertaker caught, and clocked Show with it! A Chokeslam finally hit, but Benoit throttled him with the second chair! Putting the boots to him, Show dished up the Final Cut to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship!
The Undertaker had suffered another major loss at the hands of the Coalition, twenty-four hours after losing out to Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship! 'The Giant' had his hand raised in victory, with it being tough to admit that 'the American Badass' exerted everything 'the Deadman' had to offer. The Big Show was pleased to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship, when Chris Benoit continued to put the boots to Undertaker! Kicking his body to the floor, Undertaker once again found himself down and out with a chair shot, when the 500-pounder opened a chair and wrapped it around the veteran's neck! Show and Benoit dragged Undertaker to his feet, about to break 'the Deadman's neck off the ring post, when pyrotechnics erupted!
Kane stomped out to the ring, after an amazing fifty-five minute run in the Royal Rumble match in which he returned in! After eliminating a record-breaking ten WWF Superstars from the Rumble, 'the Big Red Machine' was back on RAW is WAR after a two month absence, immediately lashing out with throat thrusts for Chris Benoit, and then the Big Show! Hurling 'the Rabid Wolverine' into the ring, Kane met the advancing 'Wolverine', dropping him with a massive Chokeslam! 'The Giant' struck Kane from behind and met him with a giant hand to the throat. A Chokeslam in mind, Kane exchanged one for Big Show...when the Undertaker joined in! Undertaker and Kane reunited with a resounding double Chokeslam for the WWF Hardcore Champion to leave him laying. Uncaring for the 24/7 rule, it was about retribution in 'the American Badass's eyes. As Kane signalled his pyrotechnics from the ring posts, the Brothers of Destruction stood tall and back together again, over the Coalition!
We returned to a replay, showing the reuniting of the Undertaker and Kane. 'The Big Red Machine' came back to save his half-brother 'the American Badass' from the clutches of the Coalition.
Having been swept out by the Brothers of Destruction, we returned to Chris Benoit kicking over a trash can, while WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show was seen scowling and favoring his arm. Benoit had been in a foul mood since suffering the loss to Triple H at the Royal Rumble, and it showed as 'the Rabid Wolverine' hurled a table of production equipment over! 'The Giant' was struggling to breathe, but pointed the finger and threatened Kaientai not to even think about coming after him! The Coalition had been embarrassed by Undertaker and Kane!
In the heart of Times Square, WWF New York played host to the reprehensibly obnoxious antics of Tazz. 'The One Man Crime Scene' stood on the stage as Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler tried to ask him questions about a highly unsuccessful run in the Royal Rumble match last night, to which the thug claimed that the WWF Superstars were lucky Tazz was a non factor. He was eliminated by Kane on a fluke, and nothing more! Burying it in the past, the Brooklyn-native was highly excitable. This Sunday night on MTV's Heat, there would be no Michael Cole. There would be no Al Snow. After weeks, long overdue, he was proud to announce that the entertainment complex would witness the debut of the Tazz Show! Boasting about how it'll trump Cole's idea of entertainment in every way, he said there'd be interviews, matches and no restrictions! Finally, everything was coming up Tazz's way! J.R. and 'the King' joked at his expense, drawing Tazz to suggest they get their own show on their own time.
. 5) Chyna and Billy Gunn def. WWF Women's Champion Ivory and Steven Richards by disqualification (2:56)The Right to Censor may not have walked out of the Royal Rumble with the WWF Tag Team Championships, or the Royal Rumble match victory, though the antics of Mark Henry were enough to allow Ivory to escape with the WWF Women's Championship. Chyna had been kicking herself ever since, when the new WWF Divas Ambassador Debra ordered this mixed tag team match to take place tonight. Ivory was petrified watching 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' march toward her in the ring, when Steven Richards bravely jumped 'the One' Billy Gunn from behind. Gunn fought back, taking him down with a dropkick! Ripping over Steven's shirt for chops, a military press slam and a jackhammer scored Billy a two count. The leader of the RTC clotheslined his way to freedom, and tagged in Ivory to the champ's sheer horror! Chyna came after her again, and Ivory bailed out to the floor! Chyna cut her off with a clothesline before nailing her with elbows in the corner. A Powerbomb was set up, when Mark Henry, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan jumped Billy on the floor!
The Right to Censor had arrived in full strength, and 'the One' Billy Gunn tried his best to fight off the increasing odds. Stunning Mark Henry, Bull Buchanan and the Goodfather proved too much for Billy. Chyna saw that her date was in a tricky predicament, and defied gravity with a plancha over the top rope onto the three RTC heavies! Chyna continued slugging it out with Goodfather, before walking into a harsh clothesline from her once-love interest Mark Henry! 'The Secret Weapon' was not the 'Sexual Chocolate' he once was, as he tossed 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' into the ring where Ivory waited merrily. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan held the Playboy covergirl on her knees, Chyna furiously trying to get at the WWF Women's Champion who slapped her in return! Ivory screamed at 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', while Steven Richards barked similarly in her face. Chyna spit in Steven's face, when Goodfather set Chyna up for a piledriver! Buchanan climbed to the second rope, dropping Chyna on her head with a spike piledriver!
Billy Gunn crawled into the ring to the aid of his motionless date, when finally the Dudley Boyz arrived! The WWF Tag Team Champions had been caught in traffic, but immediately D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley met with hands flying for Buchanan and Goodfather! Steven and Ivory pulled their men from the ring, pleased enough with the handiwork they had done. An eerie hush had fallen over the Cajundome, as Chyna remained immobile. Still, not moving. Billy Gunn and the Dudleys knelt beside her when officials scurried out with EMTs not far behind. Things did not look good, as Chyna complained about not being able to feel her legs. The RTC left smugly, despite potentially paralyzing Chyna with the spike piledriver here tonight!
A replay aired, showing the tough-to-watch scenes of the Right to Censor's onslaught of Chyna. A mixed tag team confrontation saw 'the Ninth Wonder of the World's chances of beating on WWF Women's Champion Ivory come short of expectations. Dangerously, Mark Henry took the Playboy covergirl out with a clothesline, setting her up for a spike piledriver from the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan. Billy Gunn and the Dudley Boyz may have been able to come to her aid, but Chyna was left still and motionless.
During the break, Chyna was shown wheeled out of the arena. On her way to the parking lot on a stretcher directed by medical staff, she wearily complained about not being able to feel her legs. Billy Gunn and the Dudley Boyz were among the concerned crew of WWF Superstars, as Billy held Chyna's hand. Unable to feel it, Chyna was emotional. Billy vowed revenge on the RTC. As the doors closed and the ambulance rode away, Billy used WWF Divas Ambassador Debra's chest for emotional support. Appalled and in disbelief of the lows in which the Right to Censor had stooped, the crowd of sorrowful faces departed the parking lot area. Up walked a smirking Eddie Guerrero, looking out into the street of night. 'Latino Heat' remarked that he was glad it had nothing to do with him. Billy looked up and swung for Eddie, immediately tackling him to the floor! Eddie blocked Gunn's shots when the Dudley Boyz reemerged, the WWF Tag Team Champions and Debra restraining the emotional Billy Gunn! Screaming for revenge on Chyna's disrespectful ex-fiancee, Guerrero cowered innocuously! The scene had grown extremely out of hand.
. 6) WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven and the Radicalz (w/Terri) def. Too Cool and Rikishi (4:48)Raven escaped the No-Disqualification match at the Royal Rumble last night, having once again taken advantage of Rikishi. Tonight however, 'Big Kish' alongside Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay looked to get even, as the Radicalz awkwardly join forces with the unorthodox WWF Intercontinental Champion. Rikishi immediately went after Raven upon entering the ring, only for Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko to jump him. Too Cool cleared the ring of their trio of foes, when Rikishi pursued Raven at ringside! Back inside, Malenko struck with a neckbreaker to Scotty 2 Hotty, to give the Radicalz control. Consistent tags were mad, with a brainbuster giving Saturn a near fall. A clothesline in the corner was followed up with a bulldog from Raven, who tried hyperextending the straw-haired WWF Superstar's jaw. Goading Rikishi, Scotty finally broke out with a chinbreaker and diving DDT off the second rope! Grandmaster Sexay got the tag and took on everybody in his way. A double suplex from the Radicalz was blocked by a double DDT from Sexay, and Rikishi tagged in. As the Radicalz scrapped with Too Cool on the floor, 'Big Kish' thumped his rival in the corner before landing a Rikishi Driver! Terri distracted the referee to prevent the loss, when Rhyno returned via the crowd - plummeting Rikishi's ribcage with the Gore! Rhyno slipped out and gave Scotty a Gore for good measure, while Raven rest his arm over Rikishi's chest to steal the win!
Once again, the ECW World Heavyweight Champion Rhyno had struck, Goring not only Rikishi but Scotty 2 Hotty as well! Rhyno left through the crowd again, while the WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven sat up in a daze, crawling over to the corner. In hysterics at what had happened, Grandmaster Sexay had to aid to 'Big Kish' in the ring, while the Radicalz celebrated with joy on the rampway.
. Vince McMahon was backstage, walking the halls of the Cajundome in Lafayette. With a brutal shiner on display courtesy of his son Shane McMahon from last night, the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation planned to address his children in the ring! The boss did not look happy, we'd hear from him live, next!
Michael Cole was backstage with Triple H, with the colossal six-man tag team encounter still to come. 'The Game' interrupted Michael and chose to address what happened last night. He may have lost last night at the Royal Rumble, but in his mind he was well on his way back to where he once was. There was still ten weeks to go until WrestleMania, and like the Rock said, a lot can change in that time. For everything he had come up against in the past year, losing his wife, his family and his friends, 'the Game' was focused on getting even with the man that caused it all: Kurt Angle. The WWF Championship was coming back around Triple H's waist, and he wasn't about to let 'the Megastar', nor the Rock or Stone Cold Steve Austin get in his way.
. Vince McMahon came strutting down the rampway to the ring, a positive response from the Lafayette crowd. With an incredulous look on his black-eyed face, the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation graced the microphone to address the shiner received by Shane McMahon. Noting the crazy goings on in his company as of late, the boss discussed some bizarre discrepancies, like who the hell was Rhyno and what was an ECW talent doing meddling in other WWF Superstars' business? Since the Royal Rumble, we had witnessed Jeff Hardy become the new WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, and a serious neck injury befall 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna as well as Rikishi - who had cracked ribs to begin with! Vince mentioned Rikishi was receiving medical attention, but Vince had more to discuss. Why did Vince feel so deflated after getting some of his own medicine from Shane O'Mac? Why was Vince so dissatisfied, yet content with Kurt Angle still being the WWF Champion? To sum it all up, Vince put it down to there being a changing of the guard in the WWF. Last night was all the evidence the people needed: with the stakes being higher than ever before. In twenty-plus years, he had seen it all. Bob Backlund, Hulk Hogan, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart. Now we had the Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and Kurt Angle. The Chairman concluded with a message for Kurt Angle and the rest of the Coalition: a storm was coming!
Before Vince McMahon could finish his thought, Shane and Stephanie McMahon came interrupting their father! Shane bounced on the spot, playfully throwing fists at the air. The McMahon siblings came out to confront their old man, with Vince raising an eyebrow at what his children might be up to now. Coldly, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' ordered her Dad to admit that he'd finally lost it. Having heard Vince's tirades of late, it was clear he was going senile with old age. The grey in his hair told the story - he was stressed. Condescendingly, Steph recommended Vince allow herself and Shane admit him to a retirement home - they would take good care of operations in the World Wrestling Federation. Shane finally spoke up, wanting Dad to understand what he did last night was merely him getting even. The truth was that he wasn't a kid anymore, and neither was Stephanie. They were grown up, and Shane could handle himself. 'The Boy Wonder' Vince coined him as was a full-grown man, with a pack of a punch. Wanting him to understand that his children were grown up and ready for what came next. Politely asking Vince to call it quits, Vince contemplated while the Coalition children gloated in winning the McMahon Family War. Mulling it over in his mind, Vince believed Shane and Steph had good points. Yet his answer was a loud, resounding "NO!" Their father asked how gullible they thought he was.
The Chairman argued that he'd butted heads with each and every single promoter in the United States, he'd butted heads with executives and athletic commissions. Vincent Kennedy McMahon had fought the United States government and lived to tell the tale. The boss firmly denied standing down any time soon, declaring himself as stronger than ever. Stephanie McMahon, for every bit of a little b*tch she could be, was an intelligent mastermind! Shane McMahon was every bit of his old man as he was growing up, and admittedly, did have a fierce right hand. Vince drastically tackled his own son Shane to the canvas, looking for revenge after last night! The fight was on with Vince mounting Shane with punches that he blocked. Shane O'Mac was able to roll around on Vince, looking for punches just for the Chairman to this time get a guard up! Kicking his flesh and blood away, Vince got back up and rushed at Shane with a right hand, when Shane took Vince down! Angrily, his son went to fire a haymaker when Stephanie was able to drag him off their father! Restraining her brother and removing themselves from the ring, Vince McMahon was left on his knees in the ring. Alone, the Chairman was dumbfounded by what had come over him. This war was bound to get uglier before it got any better!
. WWF Champion Kurt Angle was baffled after viewing the McMahon Family explode in the middle of the ring moments ago. Edge and Christian showed up to speak with 'the Megastar' about their match, to which Angle interrupted the Canadians' banter by reminding them that he was the WWF Champion. That meant, he was above the Rock, above Triple H, and even above the Royal Rumble winner Stone Cold Steve Austin. Christian asked Angle to get his head out of his rear, but Angle smilingly tried getting them to see his point. He was the champ, and that meant he had what it took to beat any of them - they all did. Edge and Christian were confused and left the room, telling him they'd meet him out there. Angle had had an epiphany and felt cheerier knowing it, when into the room walked Trish Stratus. Angle was surprised to see the WWF Diva, asking how she was after the T& firing. Trish played it cool, accidentally dropping her cowboy hat to the floor, then bent down to pick it up! Stratus swung by to congratulate Angle on a job well done against the Undertaker at the Royal Rumble. In her eyes, he had no reason to feel underestimated: he had a huge fan behind him. Trish left, hand on Angle's shoulder, with Kurt left to get in the zone.
Elsewhere, Stone Cold Steve Austin was spotted leaving his dressing room. The winner of the 2001 Royal Rumble match was geared up for competition, in what was sure to be an explosive six-man tag team main event. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' might be going to headline WrestleMania, but up next he'd team with the dream team of Triple H and the Rock, battling WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian!
During the break, Vince McMahon was spotted leaving the Cajundome in Lafayette. The Chairman did not look pleased with what had taken place between he and his son Shane McMahon moments ago, and refused to speak to anybody in the backstage area! Climbing into his waiting limousine, the boss slammed the door behind him, and the limousine pulled off into the night!
Back live, the Brothers of Destruction were together once more, as the Undertaker and Kane towered over a visibly intimidated Jonathan Coachman. 'The Coach' could barely get his words out, when 'the American Badass' snatched the microphone to talk himself. 'The Deadman' and 'the Big Red Machine' were in fact, back together again. No matter how much changed, the boys would always stay the same. The seven-foot monster glared Coach out, as Undertaker spoke on what happened with the Coalition earlier tonight. Big Show and Chris Benoit tried to damn-well end his career, but they forgot to first pay respects to 'the Big Dog' that ran the World Wrestling Federation yard. Roping Coach in close, Undertaker coolly let it be known that 'the Giant' and 'the Rabid Wolverine' would pay dividends this Thursday night on SmackDown.
. 7) Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and The Rock def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Edge and Christian (10:29)Everybody wanted the WWF Championship in which Kurt Angle possessed. Stone Cold Steve Austin was heading to WrestleMania to challenge for it, after overcoming twenty-nine men in last night's Royal Rumble match. Triple H and the Rock were on their worst terms in months, coming after weeks of dissension between the two reluctant adversaries-turned allies. 'The Megastar' was not pleased about being underestimated by Austin, Rock and Triple H as they theoretically spoke about who would be WWF Champion, and assembled Team ECK again tonight for a major six-man tag team main event. The Rock rushed the ring first without his partners, fighting off the advancements of Edge and Christian. Kurt Angle struck with a back suplex to gain control, in a three-on-one incident. Finally Triple H entered the fray, hitting the ring and getting some of Edge and Christian at ringside! 'The Game' eyed Kurt Angle up and hit the ring to exchange in strikes, when Angle sent him off into the ropes, but Rock came from behind with a Samoan drop! Edge struck with a spear while Christian hauled Triple H from the ring, targeting Rock once again. Finally, Stone Cold Steve Austin arrived! The dream team cleared the ring of the Coalition members, as we went to our final commercial break. Back live, the Rock had fallen prey to a sleeper hold courtesy of the WWF Champion.
A replay showed 'the Brahma Bull' on a roll against Edge, striking with a floatover neckbreaker when 'the Megastar' came in illegally with a German suplex. Rock fought Angle off and shot him into the ropes, striking with a belly-to-belly suplex of his own. Rock tried tagging out, but Christian roped him in for an inverted DDT. Team ECK ganged up on 'the People's Champ', when Rock fought back dropping Edge with a big back body drop. In came Triple H, 'the Game' taking care of business with a DDT for Christian! Angle attempted the Olympic Slam but he reversed into a Pedigree attempt, just for Edge to interfere. Edge speared 'the Game', while Austin watched in frustration. Christian attempted diving from the second rope into the facebuster, and 'the Texas Rattlesnake' became legal! Plowing everybody, Austin struck with a Lou Thesz press to Kurt Angle, when Edge and Christian came in. Rock scored with a spinebuster and Sharpshooter on Edge, when Angle jumped Rock. Austin clotheslined the champ into the referee as Edge and Christian grabbed steel chairs. Edge swung to receive a Rock Bottom, while Triple H and Christian engaged in a tug of war over his! 'The Game' won but momentum saw the chair fly into Rock's skull! Triple H dropped Christian with the Pedigree, while Kurt Angle watched at ringside in horror as Austin gave Edge the Stunner, to pick up the three count!
The WWF Champion had every right to be concerned, as the 2001 Royal Rumble winner stood tall in the centre of the ring. Stone Cold Steve Austin won the fall on Edge to be victorious here tonight, potentially foreboding of WrestleMania. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' kept an eye on 'the Megastar' from the second rope, as Kurt Angle watched on from ringside shaking his head. Austin's hand raised, 'the Rattlesnake' soon turned to come face to face with Triple H. An intense showdown ensued between Austin and 'the Game', but Triple H congratulated Austin with a pat on the back. As Austin rolled out, Triple H turned to receive the Rock Bottom from 'the Great One!' The Rock felt it was a necessary receipt for the chair shot suffered moments prior, and the Rock stood tall on the second rope. Austin, Rock and Angle exchanged glances at one another from afar. Austin was going to WrestleMania, but who would be the WWF Champion walking into the Reliant Astrodome?
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SmackDown! - January 25, 2001 Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama Broadcast on UPN Taped on January 23, 2001
A video package took us back to the chaotic fallout of the 2001 Royal Rumble from RAW is WAR. Having received a shiner courtesy of his own flesh and blood Shane McMahon the night before, Vince McMahon took to the ring to reflect on the sights and scenes he had encountered throughout a twenty-plus year tenure as Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation. Faced with an argumentative Stephanie McMahon and Shane O'Mac, they once again implored he seek rehabilitation in a retirement home and allow his children to run operations. The boss declined with vigor, telling Shane and Steph how he had beaten the United States Government, and would not stop now and hand over the company that easily. In an act of revenge, the boss and his son wrestled one another down to the mat. Back and forth, both wanted to do grave damage to the other until 'the Billion Dollar Princess' intervened. Vince immediately left the building, the McMahon Civil War only just getting started.
The opening video package aired, cutting to a sold-out crowd on hand in Mobile, Alabama! Pyrotechnics erupted across the stage and over the ring, bringing us to the show. Mobile Civic Center was the home for SmackDown, four days removed from the 2001 Royal Rumble! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show, where tonight we would see two unique matches - the Rock facing Christian, and Triple H meeting Edge! Plus, the Brothers of Destruction would reunite to battle the Coalition's Chris Benoit and WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show!
Stephanie McMahon made her way down to the ring to kick off SmackDown, a snarl on her face in response to the incredibly hostile reception received in Mobile tonight. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' screamed through derogatory chants, disgusted by the misogynistic and degrading chants received. She understood why, but hadn't expected anything less to come from a bumtown founded by a pair of fornicating siblings! Stephanie had family on her mind a lot lately, how she didn't expect Alabamans to understand what a normal, powerful family of prestige felt like. After the confrontation her brother Shane McMahon, and father Vince McMahon shared this past week on RAW is WAR, she discarded its importance down to being 'the World's Most Dysfunctional Family'. Believing that her Dad would see the light eventually and give his children what they wanted - the World Wrestling Federation - in the mean time, the Chairman wasn't here tonight. Vince took his ball and went home after the ass-kicking he received from Shane O'Mac on Monday night, though for his own safety Shane also wasn't here. It left herself to be the one to take charge, and allowed the people to bask in her great leadership: a sure taste of things to come for the company! Discussing how Dad had spoken of a changing of the guard, the Coalition welcomed it. They had the WWF Championship in their possession, and it couldn't be held by a better man.
Demanding a warm and sincere welcome, Stephanie introduced her boyfriend Kurt Angle to a loud chorus of boos. Posing with the WWF Championship high, pyrotechnics erupted on the stage as he walked with a look of dissatisfaction on his face. 'The Megastar' climbed into the ring to discuss what happened last Monday night on RAW is WAR. Angle was doing what he always did, what he had the right to do and gloat about victory. Angle had beaten the Undertaker at the Royal Rumble, but he couldn't have anything! Listing how he'd beaten the Rock, Triple H, Chris Jericho and now 'the American Badass', where was his respect? Angle was furious about being underestimated, claiming that for the past five months he had defended the title with everything he had. Angle was not to be messed with, and no matter who he faced on April 1 in Houston, the Olympic Gold Medalist would indeed walk into WrestleMania the WWF Champion! Flames hit the four corners, frightening Angle and Stephanie for their lives. Out stepped Kane to the stage, when the Undertaker came shortly after! The Brothers of Destruction joined together on Monday night, after Coalition members Chris Benoit and the Big Show threatened to destroy 'the Deadman!' Mobile was hot for 'the Deadman' as he begged the question if Angle had remembered about him. With sunshades covering his eerie appearance, the biker joked that 'the Megastar' truly got one over on him at the Royal Rumble.
The Undertaker appeared to mock Kurt Angle's great victory from last Sunday, but happened to remember how he had the Olympic Gold Medalist's ass on a silver platter so many times he couldn't count. Kurt was a real fighter, taking the easy way out and allowing his girl to get in harms way. 'The Big Dog' uttered that in actuality, he had Kurt's number and Angle knew it. Disputing it, the Olympic Gold Medalist argued that he was so sick and tired of his seniority. All Undertaker talked about was a decade of destruction, mimicking how many times he brought it up. Denouncing him as a dinosaur, he was also playing his half-brother Kane for a fool in going along with this. Steph smiled widely as Angle asserted that he had beaten 'the Deadman' twice now, and that made him the new 'Big Dog' that ran the WWF yard! Undertaker asked Kurt if he wanted to bet he couldn't make it a lucky third, the Brothers of Destruction took a walk down the rampway! Angle was shunned while his girlfriend Stephanie panicked. Thankfully for the power couple, Chris Benoit came running from behind! 'The Rabid Wolverine' had the Big Show not far behind them - set to meet Undertaker and Kane tonight! Angle and Stephanie were left to survey the scene, as the Coalition and Brothers of Destruction went blow for blow, as a crew of referees hit ringside to break up the fight! Finally backed up the rampway, Undertaker grinned evilly beside half-brother Kane, eyes still on the WWF Champion!
. The Rock was seen arriving at the Mobile Civic Center, when stopped for an interview with Kevin Kelly. Not allowing him time to speak, 'the People's Champ' raised his palm toward him. Joking about Kevin's burning desire to understand how Monday night made him feel. Rock hypothetically asked him how Kevin Kelly was feeling, causing him to tell the interviewer that it didn't matter how he felt! Rock accepted the fact of the matter, that Triple H nailed Rock with a steel chair on accident following a tie-up with Christian. It was documented on video tape, but Rock knew 'the Game' better than that. They had too much history than to let it be merely an accident. A storied history, they didn't call each other up on the phone or exchange Christmas cards. Now 'the Cerebral Assassin' was so hell bent on reminding the Rock of who the better man was, how Rock apparently needed his ass saving night after night. To that the Rock had to say, it was time for Triple H to know his role, and shut his mouth! Discussing Christian tonight, Rock said he could swing his little chairs, ask his big brother Edge to come running to save his monkey-ass from a beating like what happened at recess five days a week - the Rock was ready. And if Rock knew Triple H...he would be wise to stay the hell out of 'the Great One's way!
A replay aired, looking back to Kurt Angle antagonizing the Undertaker and Kane to head for the ring to give the WWF Champion a lesson. It all turned out to be an attempted set-up by the Coalition, once Chris Benoit and WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show came from behind to fight the Brothers of Destruction.
Kurt Angle and Stephanie McMahon walked the halls, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' concerned whilst the WWF Champion was amazed. Having seen the fight take place before their match tonight, he had complete faith in the Big Show and Chris Benoit to leave the Brothers of Destruction laying tonight! The couple passed Trish Stratus, and Kurt said hi to his fan cheerily. Stephanie paused, telling her boyfriend she would catch up with him. Innocuously, Trish greeted Steph alone who looked down at her in disgust. She knew about Trish wishing Angle luck, and she didn't appreciate whatever move she was trying to make. The WWF Diva was confused, but Stephanie reminded her of how she was dumped by T&A, then theorized that Trish was trying to get in good graces with the WWF Champion. Bringing up how hard she had trained, it was sad to see her efforts go to waste as a manager. T&A were scheduled to meet the APA tonight, but with Faarooq sidelined with a knee injury, that left Bradshaw alone. Stephanie smiled as she revealed that Trish would be the Texan's partner tonight, and implored her to give it all she had!
. The Hardy Boyz hit the ring for tag team competition, Matt Hardy reunited with his brother - the new WWF Light Heavyweight Champion - Jeff Hardy. Accompanied by Lita, Team Xtreme hit the ring when Kaientai came walking out to the stage. Waving the Japanese flag, Taka Michinoku spoke in an Americanized voice about how they might be reunited but their hooligan antics were no match for them. Taka brought up being the first ever WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, making him an innovator. Funaki mumbled "INDEED", as Taka remarked how their skills at rollerblading, windsurfing and skateboarding were inferior to their wrestling. Michinoku vowed to teach the Hardys a lesson, because they were "EVIL". 1) The Hardy Boyz (w/Lita) def. Kaientai (2:38)Team Xtreme were back together as one, with Jeff Hardy's return from injury in the Royal Rumble match. One night after, Jeff settled the score on behalf of brother Matt, and his girlfriend Lita, by winning the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship away from Essa Rios. The Hardy Boyz showed no ring rust early, their tag team chemistry sending Taka Michinoku for a ride with a double hiptoss. Funaki received the Poetry in Motion, and a Side Effect from Matt earned a near fall. Jeff rocked him with a jawbreaker, when Taka distracted the official enabling Funaki to drop Jeff with a tornado DDT. Kaientai ganged up on the rainbow-haired WWF Superstar, a double suplex connecting. Taka tried a moonsault, but Jeff averted it and made the tag to Matt. Coming in hot with a bulldog for Funaki, he was blindsighted by Kaientai once more. Jeff scored with Whisper in the Wind to both men, and at ringside Funaki received a diving headscissors from Lita, off the apron! Shirts off, Matt hit Taka with the Twist of Fate and a Swanton Bomb gave the Hardys a big win!
Though it had been two months since they had last teamed together, the Hardy Boyz still had what it took to get the job done in the tag team division. Lita joined her boyfriend Matt and brother Jeff in the ring, as Team Xtreme had their hands raised. That is until Rhyno emerged through the crowd, just like on Monday night! Rhyno emerged with a massive Gore for the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, before Matt went after him. The wrecking machine sidestepped Matt and took him out with a Gore for good measure, before bailing to the floor and escaping over the barricade! Lita was left to attend to her boys, Rhyno continuing to leave his mark on WWF Superstars far and wide!
. A video package aired, taking us to the scary scene of Monday night on RAW is WAR. What looked to be revenge for 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' became mired in tragedy. The Right to Censor hit the ring to wreak havoc, as Chyna looked for revenge on the WWF Women's Champion Ivory. In an outnumbered exchange Chyna found herself victim to a deadly spike piledriver from the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan. Chyna was hospitalized, unable to feel her legs. The onlooking Eddie Guerrero reared his head, making a joke to upset Billy, and a fight broke out in response.
Jonathan Coachman was backstage with Billy Gunn, looking for an update on the wellfare of his date Chyna. 'The One' Billy Gunn looked tired, noting how he had spent hours at the side of 'the Ninth Wonder of the World's hospital bed, before being forced to come to SmackDown tonight. It didn't look good: Chyna's neck injury was so severe, it was questionable how long it would take to recover, if ever. Gritting his teeth with rage, Billy declared that the Right to Censor would pay for this tonight. He had back up, as WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz entered the frame. Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley apologized for being late to make the save on RAW is WAR. The Dudleys had a habit for putting women through tables, but what happened on Monday night was grotesque. For that, they promised to get even for Chyna tonight - declaring that the RTC's time was up! The trio set off for the ring, six-man tag team action coming up next!
WWF European Champion William Regal left the office of Stephanie McMahon's office with a grin on his face, playfully thanking 'the Billion Dollar Princess' once again for the opportunity. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' was in high spirits, when turning to face Chris Jericho. Y2J sneered as he reminded Regal about the jolly sight on RAW is WAR. Tapping and pleading and begging, William was practically screaming at the top of his lungs for him to let go of the Walls of Jericho. Y2J called him a fine, uppity princess who enjoyed playing tea parties in his cushy, giant mansion, but this was the World Wrestling Federation. Y2J declared he wanted a shot at Regal's title tonight - but William digressed that wouldn't happen! Smiling in the Canadian's face, the Englishman revealed that Stephanie had just made a match for him tonight - and X-Pac would get a title match tonight. Regal apologized to Jericho, calling him sunshine, but warned him to have no fear. The dirty, disgusting toe-rag that called himself 'the Man' would get all he needed tonight. Y2J called Regal a true assclown, before warning him he would be coming for the title no matter who won tonight.
. 2) WWF Tag Team Champions The Dudley Boyz and Billy Gunn def. Mark Henry, the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/Steven Richards and WWF Women's Champion Ivory) (4:38)In an act of redemption for what happened on Monday night to 'the One' Billy Gunn's date Chyna, he had acquired the back-up of the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz to combat the Right to Censor. D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley were late to the arena on Monday night, and had an axe to grind with the forces of the RTC for injuring 'the Ninth Wonder of the World'. Providing the wood and setting up shop at ringside, Billy rushed the ring without care for revenge. Dropkicks to Buchanan and Goodfather, he looked for the One and Only on Bull, just to have Mark Henry rush him from behind. A body slam and big splash from 'the Secret Weapon' gave RTC the lead, a sidewalk slam from Goodfather making way for Buchanan's diving legdrop. The Dudleys wanted the tag and kept a keen eye on Steven Richards and WWF Women's Champion Ivory at ringside, when Billy finally caught Bull on the top and was able to military press him to the canvas! D-Von made the tag and hit fast with clotheslines, until falling into the arms of the 400-pounder for a dangerous ribbreaker! Right to Censor were at the top of their game, but Goodfather missed an elbow drop and Bubba Ray became legal. The Dudleys clotheslined Henry to the floor, when Goodfather missed a right hand and walked into the 3D, giving the Dudleys and Billy the victory.
WWF Women's Champion Ivory was guarded at ringside by Steven Richards, while the Dudley Boyz celebrated their win in six-man tag team action tonight. Billy Gunn wasn't yet finished with the Right to Censor however, immediately rolling out to fight off Mark Henry! Steven and Ivory scarpered ringside, but the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz trapped them! Ivory was grabbed by the hair by Billy, who ascended the apron to pass to Bubba Ray. D-Von prepped the wood, but before he could get 'the Role Model' up in a redemptive powerbomb position, Bull Buchanan rushed Bubba off the apron - sending him through the wood! 'The Secret Weapon' clotheslined D-Von and body slammed Billy - the RTC making a wise getaway as a group! Revenge for Chyna was forced to be saved for another day.
. Trish Stratus walked into the APA's office, where a lone Bradshaw was seen with his foot up on the desk. Grotesquely, the Texan was taking advantage of having an office all to himself. Clipping toenails on the table into an ashtray, the WWF Diva shuddered at the sight. Bradshaw was suprised to see her and asked what job she had for him tonight, citing getting pretty lonely without Faarooq around. Stratus apologized for what T&A did to his partner in crime, but Bradshaw was sure whomever Stephanie McMahon had picked for his tag team partner tonight: Test and Albert would get what was coming to them. Trish reluctantly revealed to the Texan that that was why she was here, breaking news. Bradshaw groaned upon learning Trish would be his partner, and gave her a pet talk on how to handle this. If she shut her yapper and stayed perfectly still on the apron, Bradshaw would take care of those animals all by himself.
Edge and Christian walked the halls of the Mobile Civic Center. In two separate singles matches tonight, it appeared the Canadians weren't phased about the fact that Christian was set to meet the Rock in a few moments. The Coalition members gossiped, en route to action with 'the Great One!' 3) The Rock def. Christian (3:19)Edge and Christian had been out to get the Rock for weeks, dating as far back as the three-on-one Handicap match, with 'the Great One's World Wrestling Federation career on the line, at Armageddon. It had expanded to include Triple H, who 'the Brahma Bull' had a major misunderstanding with on RAW is WAR. Christian looked to use a steel chair only to engage in a tug-of-war with 'the Game', losing. The force of momentum caused Triple H to clock Rock with the chair, and to get even left him laying with a Rock Bottom after the match. Christian jumped Rock before the bell to get a head start. Rock cleaned house of Christian, turning him inside out with a clothesline! A series of right hands caused Christian to bail, and Rock followed. Christian was able to break free of a fireman's carry on the floor, and a spear took 'the Brahma Bull' down. It gave him control, and an inverted DDT garnered a two count. Rock fired back with a Samoan drop and a Sharpshooter when Edge interfered to receive a spinebuster! Rock stalked a Rock Bottom, but an Unprettier got Christian a close two count! Triple H ran down to fight off Edge, and a spinebuster and People's Elbow gave Rock the three count.
Edge was able to run for cover up the rampway from a pursuing Triple H, while the Rock stood tall in the ring. Christian had been put away by 'the People's Champ' in the first of two matches tonight for each Edge and Christian. But the Rock knew 'the Game' had once again stuck his nose where it didn't belong, and angrily talked trash to 'the Cerebral Assassin' from the second rope. Triple H didn't say a word back, instead choosing to leave.
. The Right to Censor were backstage, recovering after a close encounter with the Dudley Boyz's table charade. Steven Richards caught his breath before declaring that their work was done. WWF Women's Champion Ivory respectfully disagreed, she was almost maimed by those hoodlums D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley! Bull Buchanan and the Goodfather complained about 'the One' Billy Gunn not knowing when to call it a day, but Steven explained that being the point. The RTC were numbing Billy up, driving him insane! While Billy and the Dudleys won the match, the RTC were winning the battle with the elimination of Chyna. WWF Divas Ambassador Debra entered the room, vengeful at the censors' conduct. Debra said 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' was out indefinitely, but there was work to be done here. She ordered them to go out there and give the people an apology for what they did, before telling Ivory she'd be putting her title on the line tonight! Ivory questioned her opponent, when Debra revealed it would be with Mobile, Alabama's own - Molly Holly. Ivory disputed the call angrily, but Steven and Mark Henry were able to pull her back.
Stone Cold Steve Austin was spotted arriving at the Mobile Civic Center. The 2001 Royal Rumble winner was expected to headline WrestleMania in his home state of Houston, but tonight he was heading straight for the ring! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' would be interviewed by his good friend Jim Ross, up next.
Chris Benoit and WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show were in the dressing room of the Coalition, the two talking among themselves when Stephanie McMahon entered. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' was there to talk a battle plan for the Brothers of Destruction. For far too long, those towering barbarians had walked the World Wrestling Federation and believed it to be their own. Considering them despicably decrepit, she reminded them of what almost happened to her at the Royal Rumble, close to receiving a Last Ride from 'the American Badass'. Adding that 'the Big Red Machine' looked to be a potentially major threat, she believed in her mind and heart that the Coalition were ten times bigger, ten times badder, and ten times tougher. Stephanie asked them to do as great a number on the Brothers of Destruction tonight as possible. 'The Rabid Wolverine' chuckled, sadistically assuring Steph that she needn't worry about either of them, he looked forward to tearing two towers down with his bare hands. 'The Giant' told Steph that he would take good care of them too, because not only was he seven-foot-two and 500-pounds, but he was Hardcore on top of it! Steph wished them luck tonight.
. In the arena, the sounds of the Oklahoma Sooners played Jim Ross to the ring to a positive reception from the Alabaman people. The voice of RAW is WAR stood in the ring pleased with the reception, as he recapped the 2001 Royal Rumble match. Thirty men entered, but only one triumphed with a one-way ticket to the Grandaddy of Them All. On April 1, 2001, in the Reliant Astrodome we would see 'the Texas Rattlesnake' enter his homestate of Houston, Texas to battle whomever walked in as the WWF Championship in the main event. Winning his third Royal Rumble match in five years, it was a personal reminder to 'the Rattlesnake' of how far he had come. With great anticipation, J.R. welcomed out Stone Cold Steve Austin! The glass shattering alone caused Mobile to explode into cheers, as the Royal Rumble winner came pacing down the rampway to the ring. Jim Ross congratulated Stone Cold one more time and asked how he did it, to which Stone Cold proclaimed that he did exactly what he had set out to do. For weeks on end he talked about walking in and opening up a can of whoopass on any man in his way, and that's exactly what happened. Stone Cold endured thirty-four minutes of close calls, rocky beatings and tossed twenty-nine other pieces of trash over the top rope, and that meant he was now on the Road to WrestleMania! It had been a long time coming, he had been down and out for over a year, sidelined by a career-threatening neck injury.
Yet Stone Cold looked forward to once again doing what he said he would, and that was walking into his home state and taking back the WWF Championship at last! J.R. referred to the situation in which Stone Cold shared with the current WWF Champion, Kurt Angle. Asked if Steve believed he was putting 'the Megastar' down, Stone Cold genuinely believed that the champ was no 'Megastar'. Kurt could go on record as saying he had beaten the Rock, been to war with Triple H, and escaped the wrath of the Undertaker - but 'the Olympic Hero' had never been in the ring with Stone Cold! Austin saw Angle as hand-picked by Stephanie and Shane McMahon, but on the matter of who he'd ideally face come the Showcase of the Immortals, he didn't really give a rat's ass! J.R. posed the question who Austin would prefer to face if he had a choice, but 'the Rattlesnake' barked that whether it was the Olympian, the Rock, Triple H, the Undertaker - it well and truly didn't matter. This April he would come full circle from where he once was, shy of two years ago. Having toiled and spent a year of his life rehabilitating his neck, getting better, faster and stronger, Austin promised that would be the man to beat, and he would once again be WWF Champion! Kurt Angle finally interrupted his potential WrestleMania opponent, 'the Megastar' stewing with bitterness for Stone Cold Steve Austin!
The Olympic Gold Medalist uttered the harsh, confident words from a beaten down and weathered trash park trash. Questioning Stone Cold if he had ever heard himself speak, Kurt Angle was baffled how Steve Austin could overlook a man as dangerous as he could be. Angle had been through the same battles Austin had, overcoming his enemy the Rock multiple times. Angle had survived Triple Threat matches like he had, and even stepped foot in Hell in a Cell to beat another adversary, Triple H! Kurt believed he was the most talented wrestler there was, but he was more than the Olympic Gold Medalist he was. He was a winner, he was a fighter, and he was dangerous! Austin laughed it off once Angle got in his face, charming the WWF Champion in believing his own hype. Stone Cold wanted Kurt to understand he might well be all of things and more, but in his eyes he was a target. Austin looked him in his beady little eyes, saying he truly hoped Angle would be the man he meets at WrestleMania. But one way or another, that title would be coming with him. Angle finally snapped, striking Austin. The two went back and forth, when Austin came fighting back - a Lou Thesz press taking him down. Angle kicked the Royal Rumble winner off and grabbed the title belt, wisely nailing Austin with it in desperation! Angle got out of the ring fast with looks of defiance, while Austin returned to his feet with a grin. Did we just see a sneak peek of WrestleMania tonight on SmackDown?
Triple H was seen backstage getting set to take on Edge, when faced with The Rock in the hallway. 'The Brahma Bull' questioned what he had to say to the grinning 'Cerebral Assassin'. Did Triple H wish for Rock to say he owed him one, that the Rock should buy him a bouquet of flowers for having his back against Christian? Triple H smiled, a thankyou would have been nice. 'The People's Champ' told his career rival that the Rock didn't owe anybody a thankyou. This was the Rock's show, SmackDown! Rock didn't need to be looked after, that he wasn't a child. He was 'the Great One', and he could have taken care of both Edge and Christian's jabroni asses, all by himself! Triple H argued back, uttering that he didn't come out to save Rock's ass, he did it to give Edge a warning of what was to come. 'The Game' told Rock they had been running in circles for so long, but he didn't care for any of this. He cared only about the WWF Championship. Rock said he wanted the same thing, who knew who would get it first. Rock walked away, 'the Game' calling after that he didn't need help either!
. X-Pac arrogantly strutted down the rampway to the ring, for an opportunity at the WWF European Championship. 'The Man' was clearly full of himself, surveying the X-Pac Heat emanating from the Mobile crowd. Taking to the microphone, he asked who wanted to see him win the gold to loud boos from the Civic Center. William Regal would interrupted, bizarrely to a better reaction! 'The Goodwill Ambassador' had a microphone in one hand, and a scroll in the other. A grin on his face, the WWF European Champion called X-Pac so naive and deplorable. Their time together was not reflected kindly, and William even unravelled the scroll to reveal his thoughts about X-Pac! Stating how he loathed his horrific frog-tongued face, Regal began listing some of 'the Man's worst traits. To sum his musings up, Regal concluded that X-Pac was a slimy little toad, and despite how he disapproved of the slang terms thrown around these days, perhaps the people were right: X-Pac really did, truly, suck! It was Opposite Day in Mobile, as the typically disliked 'Goodwill Ambassador' trotted to the ring, ready to take on the universally despised X-Pac.4) William Regal (c) def. X-Pac to retain the WWF European Championship (3:15)The WWF European Champion William Regal and X-Pac's partnership targeting Chris Jericho was short-lived, as in an act of retribution for his Royal Rumble match elimination at the hands of 'the Man', 'the Goodwill Ambassador' had tossed X-Pac from the match after their victory over Y2J and K-Kwik! Chris Jericho wanted a shot at the title badly, but was forced to wait as the Englishman had reportedly requested putting the title on the line tonight against X-Pac. The challenger struck fast early, putting his educated feet to good use. X-Pac executed a kick combo in the corner, receiving a swift knee strike in return! European uppercuts rocked X-Pac, who then found himself at the mercy of Regal's variation of a camel clutch, with a knee in the back. A unique surfboard stretch uncharacteristically followed, but he was able to free himself. A low dropkick granted 'the Man' control, and a roundhouse kick got a two count on the champion. Confident as ever, X-Pac quickly found himself floored by Regal's elimination! Regal followed with more blows, when X-Pac struck with a baseball slide. X-Pac delivered the X-Factor, but Chris Jericho's theme music began blasting! Distracted, X-Pac wondered what was going on, when the Regal Cutter connected to retain the gold!
The WWF European Championship was not changing hands tonight, as William Regal had his hand raised in victory. The theme music of Y2J continued to blast throughout the Mobile Civic Center, when Chris Jericho hit the ring to tackle Regal to the canvas! 'The Goodwill Ambassador' got more than he bargained for tonight, and was quickly able to roll out to the floor. Jericho was out for the Englishman's gold, and Regal was well and truly besmirched! Y2J was waiting for his title shot.
. Trish Stratus was in her ring gear, anxiously anticipating the intergender tag team match tonight, pitting herself and Bradshaw of the APA, against T&A. The WWF Diva was unfortunate enough to come across T&A, who chuckled at the sight of their once strategic agent. Test mockingly hit on Trish, when Albert noted how Trish had gotten around a little bit. Feigning flatterness, she had to listen to her former boys brag about sidelining Faarooq last week with a knee injury, when 'the Freight Train' insisted how afraid she had to feel. Test told Trish that their business was well and truly over, and she was dead news. All they wanted was Bradshaw. If Trish stood on the apron like a good little girl, T&A would spare her and they'd have no further problems. Stratus took it as a challenge, asking what to expect should she tag in. Albert laughed right in her face, and the boys left. This highly awkward tag team match was up next!
In the heart of Times Square, WWF New York was once again home to the ever-obnoxious thug from Brooklyn, New York - Tazz. Quizzing some young female fans in the crowd of the entertainment complex, 'the One Man Crime Scene' was hard at work, plugging the Tazz Show this Sunday night on Heat. For the first time ever, they would bare witness to the single greatest hour of television to hit Music Television. He chatted up a girl and asked her why thought Tazz was the toughest WWF Superstar to ever walk the face of the planet, but she declared that he wasn't the Rock! Maintaining his composure, he asked another. They said that the Undertaker would kick his butt! Tazz couldn't believe the words of the stereotypical New Yorkers, reminding the booing crowd that he was personally handed Sunday Night Heat. He would be his own host, he would pick his own guests, and it would be much better than the pile of mucus Michael Cole and Al Snow let loose every week!
. 5) T&A def. Bradshaw and Trish Stratus (2:47)Although the working relationship in which Test and Albert once shared with Trish Stratus was finished, Stephanie McMahon had grown sceptical of Trish's seemingly genuine efforts to praise WWF Champion Kurt Angle. With Faarooq sidelined with a knee injury following the Street Fight that T&A and the APA had last week, Bradshaw was left in need of a tag team partner. Unfortunately for him, that partner was a WWF Diva. Bradshaw ordered her to stand in the corner, and fared well initially against Test. Belting him down with a shoulder block from the second rope, Test tried an agile crossbody off the ropes, caught with the fallaway slam! A big boot knocked Albert from the apron, but the Clothesline From Hell missed, and 'the Freight Train' pulled the ropes! Bradshaw was victim to a two-on-one mugging at ringside, Albert powering Bradshaw into the ring post spine-first. A splash in the corner from Albert made way for the gutwrench powerbomb for two counts, when Bradshaw rolled away from a big splash! Trish shockingly tagged herself in and soared with a diving crossbody from the top taking Test down, and Albert grabbed her to receive a facebuster! Test grabbed her by the hair for a pumphandle slam, when Bradshaw struck with the Clothesline! Albert broke the count and disposed of the Texan, and a Baldo Bomb put Trish down for the win.
Test and Albert left the ring to a loud chorus of boos, a not-so-impressive victory for the former WWF Tag Team Champions tonight after beating up their former manager Trish Stratus! Trish was left motionless from the Baldo Bomb, despite having worked her hardest to take on the two towering T&A forces. Bradshaw climbed into the ring to face off with the two. What the Texan didn't realize however, was when standing and turning around, he was faced with the Gore! Rhyno rolled out to the floor and jumped the barricade again. What was Rhyno doing in the World Wrestling Federation? Did he even have a target in mind?
. The Fighting Holly Cousins were backstage, Hardcore Holly rolling his eyes while Crash bragged to Molly Holly about winning more WWF Hardcore Championships than anybody. He knew what it was like to be the champ, and wanted to give his cousin some tips in challenging Ivory tonight for the WWF Women's Championship! Hardcore barged in and told Crash he was a numbskull, and said that he knew what it was like to win titles way better than Crash. Jonathan Coachman entered the room to get Molly's thoughts, but Hardcore demanded he buzz off! Despite this, Molly Holly declared that she had the best cousins ever, that were both trying to do whatever it took to ensure she brought home the gold. Coach asked if she had any nerves leading into her first ever title opportunity, to which Molly said she did, but would give it her all by Golly - in her hometown of Mobile, Alabama! The Hollys left for the ring, title action coming up!
Back on SmackDown, the WWF Women's Champion Ivory was making her way to the ring to defend her title against the hometown hero Molly Holly. 'The Role model was accompanied by Steven Richards, watchful of another Dudley Boyz ambush After being ordered by the new WWF Divas Ambassador Debra to come out here and deliver an apology, Ivory had to gather her bearings. She planned to make it the greatest, most sincere and long-winded apology. The problem was, she didn't know how to express it. Ivory said that what the Right to Censor set out to do was deliver a strong, powerful message. It was about more than who was naked, and who shouldn't be naked - it was about decent morality. Describing the RTC's spike piledriver on 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' as a tragic accident, Ivory declared to Chyna that she was sorry...they hadn't done it sooner! Mobile turned to loud boos as Ivory apologized to the people that couldn't see her galavanting around in black, skimpy leather, or showing her buxom body in Playboy or any other magazines. The awaited apology was every bit as expected in the eyes of the Mobile crowd, as Ivory and Steven Richards had planned! The Right to Censor were booed loudly, soon enough interrupted by the Fighting Holly Cousins to a loud ovation! Hardcore ordered a reluctant Crash to the back, while the challenger raced for the ring!6) Ivory (w/Steven Richards) (c) def. Molly Holly (w/Hardcore Holly) to retain the WWF Women's Championship (2:28)The WWF Women's Championship was on the line for a second time in one week, Ivory having previously cheated to walk out of the Royal Rumble with the title against Chyna. With 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' put on the shelf indefinitely from the Right to Censor's heinous spike piledriver on RAW is WAR, 'the Role Model's phony apology had only drawn the ire of the Mobile crowd. As made official by newly-appointed WWF Divas Ambassador Diva, Molly Holly would receive her first shot at the gold, after debuting one month ago! Hardcore Holly accompanied her cousin to watch out for Steven Richards, as Molly bested the champ with armdrags and a dropkick that caused Ivory to bail. Recomposing herself, Ivory then walked into a northern lights suplex for a near fall, but Ivory reversed into a backslide before clubbing the challenger with an elbow! Dropping knees, the champ aggressively grounded the happy-go-lucky contender, when the hometown hero fought her way off the second rope - a missile dropkick connecting for two! Molly went up top for the Molly Go-Round, but Steven shoved her off! Hardcore chased Richards up the rampway, while Ivory got the crucifix pin with her hand on the ropes to steal the match!
Mobile, Alabama had been cheated out of witnessing one of their own win big tonight on SmackDown, by becoming WWF Women's Champion! Steven Richards was nowhere in sight, while Hardcore Holly raced back to the ring to check on a disappointed Molly Holly. Ivory clung to her title in fashion unbefitting of a 'Role Model', when the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan came out to the stage to applaud Ivory in a good job defending the title tonight! The Right to Censor were sure to be guardians of their female representative after the Dudley Boyz tried to put her through a table earlier tonight.
. 'The One' Billy Gunn was backstage watching on a monitor in disgust. The Dudley Boyz approached Billy to ask why he wasn't celebrating - they'd won tonight. Bluntly put, Billy believed they hadn't accomplished what they set out to do. Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley remarked that they would get even with the Right to Censor on another night. For the time being, they ought to celebrate the little victories. The WWF Tag Team Champions were told that Billy would catch up, and they left. But once Billy took a seat on the locker room's bench, Eddie Guerrero jumped him from behind! 'Latino Heat' was giving Billy what he deserved for coming after him last Monday night, and hostilely opened a locker door in Gunn's face! Leaving Billy laying in a haze, Eddie fierily told Billy that he was welcome for the beating!
A video package aired, taking a look at the enigmatic WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven. Chuckling to himself, sat in the corner of a ran down apartment building, 'the Creator' remarked how far he'd come. He debuted merely three months ago, staring the Grim Reaper of the World Wrestling Federation in the face. He took 'the American Badass' the Undertaker to the limit, and lived to tell the tale. He defamed Rikishi of his fraudulent glory, and not only that but took away the title that meant dearly to him. Better yet, he took away his health! If that wasn't fate, he didn't know what was. In his mind, he was a prophet, he was a creator of the misery those who loathed him were forced to live with! In his funhouse of a mind, Raven believed he made the rules, he ran the asylum, and now he had a souvenir. Brandishing the gold in front of him, looking it up and down, there was a knock at the door and Raven asked who was there. Who would be there to face 'the Creator' next?
. 7) Triple H def. Edge by disqualification (4:40)Triple H had a hand in making sure that Edge was not responsible for costing the Rock his match with Christian earlier tonight. Edge and Christian had a history with the Rock, and in recent weeks it had developed to antagonize 'the Game'. Triple H and the Rock had an even fiercer grudge, 'the People's Champ' refusing to thank his career rival for the hand earlier tonight. Triple H didn't want it. Edge was an opportunist, taking Triple H off the apron as he spat the water with a vicious spear! The kid from Toronto throttled Triple H at ringside and sent him into the steel steps to gain an early advantage, scoring a near fall from an Impaler DDT. Triple H fired back aggressively, just to go mowed down by a spinning wheel kick! The Coalition member had a bright future ahead, as a facelock was fought off but Edge wisely adapted with an Edge-o-Matic! It was a close two count, and Triple H fought off a headlock into a back suplex! A spinebuster connected for two, and anything Edge tried went backfired! 'The Game' was on a roll, and planted Edge with the Pedigree when Christian hit the ring!
Edge and Christian were at it again, double-teaming Triple H in the middle of the ring! Edge was on the verge of being beaten with the Pedigree, but 'the Game' had been cost that opportunity at a victory courtesy of the brash young Canadians! Triple H tried with all of his fight to fight back, catching Christian with a facebuster, but Edge was able to subdue him with a spear! Putting the boots to him, Christian resurfaced with two steel chairs, passing one to his brother. Slamming the mat and stalking 'the Game', they each delivered a loud, astounding Conchairto!
'The Cerebral Assassin' dropped to the canvas clutching his ribs, when the Rock finally hit the ring! Sounding off with rights for Edge, he nailed Christian with the Rock Bottom, before delivering a spinebuster to Edge! The People's Elbow went executed, as Triple H remained agonized in the corner! Rock thought better of helping 'the Game' up, the issues still there. Rock instead left the ring, while the official checked on 'the Game'.
. The Brothers of Destruction marched the backstage halls with purpose. Silently, the Undertaker and Kane were prepared to do battle in tonight's main event against WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show and Chris Benoit. After what the Coalition tried to do earlier tonight, 'the American Badass' and 'the Big Red Machine' were cold and dead set on revenge! The main event was moments away!
An advertisement aired, promoting next week's edition of WWF SmackDown! Xtreme. Off-the-wall, unpredictable and dangerous, the World Wrestling Federation were celebrating the impending season premiere of the XFL. Next Thursday night, UPN would be taken to the Xtreme. Back at ringside, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler expressed their delight with the kickoff of the XFL next weekend, before informing us that SmackDown! Xtreme would be off the charts. In the first match announced, 'the King' revealed that the Dudley Boyz had extended the challenge to the Right to Censor - a rematch from the Royal Rumble. The difference this time was that the WWF Tag Team Championships would be defended in a Tables match!
Stephanie McMahon came marching down to the ringside area, to the surprise of Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler. Having expected the main event tag team match up next, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' and decision-maker for the night was joining commentary! 'The King' asked whether Steph was scared in case the Undertaker or Kane put their hands on her, but she smiled with confidence. The Coalition would take care of the Brothers of Destruction.8) The Brothers of Destruction def. Chris Benoit and WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show (5:10)The Undertaker came up short against Kurt Angle for the WWF Championship at the Royal Rumble last Sunday, but when one door closed another opportunity arose. Kane returned from a two month absence in the Royal Rumble match and lasted fifty-five minutes before being last eliminated by Stone Cold Steve Austin. 'The Big Red Machine' reunited with his half-brother the following night on RAW is WAR, once the Big Show and Chris Benoit double-teamed him. The Coalition plotted to send 'the American Badass' face-first into the ring post with a steel chair around his neck, when the Brothers of Destruction were reunited. After the brawl at the top of the show, Stephanie McMahon on commentary bragged about making this match official for tonight's main event. Much like earlier, the Undertaker and Kane duked it out with Chris Benoit and Big Show to start off, 'the Rabid Wolverine' quickly sent packing, as a double big boot finally took the WWF Hardcore Champion down. Stephanie noted that the 24/7 was suspended temporarily for this match, as Undertaker and Kane exchanged tags in dominating 'the Giant'. Big Show came wielding back with an astonishing gorilla press slam on the monster, but Kane surprised many with a standing dropkick! The Undertaker came in with some body blows in the corner, but a slight distraction from Chris Benoit enabled Show to collide with a colossal headbutt!
'The Rabid Wolverine' grounded the Undertaker with an armbar in the ring, relentlessly wrenching on 'the Deadman' to keep him down. Mobile were loud for Undertaker to get back up, and finally he was able to power Benoit up with a powerbomb reversal! Undertaker crawled but Big Show tagged in first, and 'the Giant' dropped the 500-pound leg across the back of the veteran's head! Walking all over his once-tag team partner, Show chopped Undertaker before Benoit connected with a snap suplex. 'The Wolverine' called for the Diving Headbutt, but 'the Big Dog' rolled out of the way, and Kane got the tag! Storming the ring with a diving clothesline, the masked monster sounded off with throat thrusts for Benoit, and a big boot sent Show into the corner! Kane focused his attention on Benoit, when Show came from behind with a Chokeslam to the 300-plus pounder! Undertaker made the save and was able to clothesline himself and Show to the floor for a brawl. Back inside Benoit strived for a Crossface, but Kane reversed into a sidewalk slam! Kane was ready for a Chokeslam himself, but Show came from behind with a Final Cut attempt - blocked by 'the Deadman!' Together, the Brothers of Destruction gave Benoit a double Chokeslam, to pick up the win!
Stephanie McMahon appeared in dismay and concern, as the Undertaker and Kane towered in the ring. At ringside, the WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show growled with fury, in disbelief that the Brothers of Destruction had gotten the win against the Coalition. 'The American Badass' and 'the Big Red Machine' focused their sights on 'the Giant' and 'the Billion Dollar Princess', when down the rampway came WWF Champion Kurt Angle! Kane was provoked to fight Big Show at ringside allowing 'the Megastar' to drop Undertaker with an Olympic Slam from behind! Show sent Kane over the announce table, while the deadly serious champ locked in the Ankle Lock on 'the Deadman!' Undertaker was screaming, Chris Benoit joining Show in isolating Kane on the floor.
The Coalition were dominating the Brothers of Destruction, when Stone Cold Steve Austin hit the ring! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' raced Angle out of his ring, wanting a piece of the WWF Champion after the cheap shot received earlier tonight! As Steph, Angle, Benoit and Show backed up the rampway, Kane and the Undertaker joined 'the Rattlesnake' in the middle of the ring. Things were getting uglier, not just for the WWF Championship scene - but the Coalition as well!
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Jakked - January 27, 2001 The Cajundome in Lafayette, Louisiana Broadcast on syndication Taped on January 22, 2001The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to WWF Jakked, days removed from the 2001 Royal Rumble! 1) Val Venis def. Scoot Andrews (3:14)'The Big Valbowski' did more than an impressive job of warming up the ladies in attendance ahead of confrontation against Scoot Andrews to kick off Jakked. Val Venis was oozing with confidence as he started out by outwrestling the athletically-gifted North Carolinian, who was able to take the WWF mainstay down with a series of dropkicks. Andrews was fast and quick, but Val fired back by catching him with a spinout powerbomb for a near fall. Andrews would show more heart with an attempted moonsault, but Venis was able to get his knees up and drill Scoot with a full nelson slam. The Money Shot followed, giving 'the Valbowski' the three count. 2) Bradshaw def. Mike Sullivan (2:55)One-half of the APA would be forced to ride solo for a little while, with co-founder and drinking buddy Faarooq sidelined with a serious knee injury caused by T&A. Bradshaw hoped for revenge against Test and Albert on SmackDown this past week, but was dismayed by having Trish Stratus hand-picked by Stephanie McMahon to be her partner. To make matters worse, after the poor WWF Diva lost the match, the Texan aided to her, and Bradshaw wound up drilled with a Gore from the inexplicable Rhyno. Mike Sullivan chose the wrong day to be facing Bradshaw, as he powerbombed him with ferocity in the early stages of the match. Mike fired back with a shoulder block and attempted a piledriver that Bradshaw slammed out of. The fallaway slam caught him, and the Long Island up-and-comer was nailed down with a Clothesline From Hell. 3) D-Lo Brown def. Vito DeNucci (3:25)D-Lo Brown was unsuccessful in his pursuit of recapturing the WWF European Champion William Regal several weeks ago, but was looking for an oust of energy and momentum tonight against Vito DeNucci. The rookie from Crown Point, Indiana tried tactically wrestling D-Lo before daring to overpower him. In return, D-Lo nailed him with a calf kick and a powerbomb for near falls, when DeNucci struck with a clubbing forearm to the back. A headlock tried to slow down D-Lo, but the WWF Superstars came racing back and caught DeNucci off the top rope with a press slam. Brown put DeNucci away with the Sky High off the ropes, to pick up a swift and decisive victory. 4) Eddie Guerrero def. Chris Nelson (3:55)'Latino Heat' was set for his first taste of singles competition since December 2000, after making a surprising return in the Royal Rumble match last weekend. Eddie Guerrero was last seen getting even for 'the One' Billy Gunn's attack on him, assaulting Billy in his locker room on SmackDown this past week. Eddie had simply remarked joking about his ex-fiancee Chyna's wellbeing, and it was enough to set Billy off. Tonight, Eddie was coy and tactical in this match against Chris Nelson of Winter Haven, Florida. Nelson was something of a veteran in his own right, but Eddie was sneaky and targeted his foot with a low dropkick. A brainbuster defined Eddie's prominence in the ring, and after torturing the leg with a single-legged Boston crab, Eddie scored his first victory of the year with the Frog Splash. Eddie might have a score to settle with Billy, but tonight he was on the top of his game.
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Sunday Night Heat - January 28, 2001 Mobile Civic Center in Mobile, Alabama Broadcast on MTV - Live from WWF New York Taped on January 23, 2001 On a dark stage in WWF New York, we opened to see Tazz in his signature black and orange jumpsuit. Bowing his head, 'the One Man Crime Scene' discussed how the people had been waiting for this for weeks, if not months. Patiently biding their time for what could be the greatest show ever seen in sports entertainment. For as long as MTV had been on the airwaves, viewership figures everywhere will have never known anything like this from the World Wrestling Federation. For months, Sunday Night Heat has been a haven for fans to interact with their favorite WWF Superstars, music artists and celebrities alike. But it came with the mercy of having to listen to Michael Cole and Al Snow. Tonight, there would be no idiotic hosts. There would be no moronic guests. Live from New York, Sunday Night Heat proudly presented the Tazz Show! Confetti fell from the rafters of the entertainment complex, with clearly piped in applause from an off-screen capacity crowd! With a big, obnoxious grin on his face, Tazz threw on his sunglasses and welcomed us to his edition of Sunday Night Heat!
The opening video package aired, bringing us to WWF New York for Halftime Heat - at the halfway point of Superbowl XXXV in Tampa, Florida - seven days removed from the 2001 Royal Rumble! An actual capacity crowd now stood in applause for Sunday Night Heat to get off to the races, when onto the stage walked a smartly dressed Joe E. Legend to loud boos from the New Yorkers in attendance!
Remarking how the fans had seen nothing like it before in MTV's history, tonight Sunday Night Heat was all about the host - welcoming out 'the One Man Crime Scene' Tazz! Introduced to loud boos from the entertainment complex, the thug was now dressed to impress in a grey suit, with orange shirt and black tie. Looking particularly dapper, Tazz strutted around like he was Jay Leno or David Letterman! Standing at a mic stand, Tazz welcomed us to the aptly-named Tazz Show. Boasting about how MTV's ratings would surely be through the roof from his larger-than-life presence, tonight the people wouldn't have to roll their eyes once Michael Cole started talking, nor would they be bored to sleep by the dumb words out of Al Snow's mouth. It was straight up, all about Tazz, and the very best guests that he had to offer tonight. They'd be joined by the leader of the Right to Censor, Steven Richards - loud boos. They'd be joined by D-Lo Brown, to a mixed reaction. But most importantly of all, Tazz had scored a major coup: he'd have Lita on the Tazz Show too!
Tazz opened up a dialogue with Joe E. Legend, commenting on how he and the rookie were rivals in the build-up to the 2001 Royal Rumble match. They had different views, but once it came down to it - Joe E. didn't even make it to the Rumble! Tazz asked the audience how unfair it was of the Undertaker to hog the limelight, to loud cheers from the WWF New York crowd. Joe E. remarked how the people's voices didn't even matter, because half of them were illiterate and half of them were as ugly as sin! Tazz bantered with Joe E, admitting how he was from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, but had to agree with him. The host of the show riffed with one-liners about calling New York City 'the Big Apple' despite most citizens never having eaten one in their adult lives. New York had the ugliest people, the ugliest fans and Superstars, and above all else the worst cuisine in the United States! Tazz admitted to having fun on the Tazz Show, much to the dire chagrin of the crowd on hand. With that all said, Tazz declared that it was time to start the show!
. The former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion made his way down to the ring to boos from the capacity crowd in the arena. Essa Rios didn't care for the temerity of the crowd in attendance, arrogantly diving over the top rope in flipping motion. He was interrupted by the countdown and pyrotechnics that revealed Chris Jericho to the stage! Y2J beckoned us to MTV is Jericho. He was proud to announce that he was back on his favorite channel, Music Television. The same MTV that loved to dedicate time and airplay to his own personal favorite band on the planet, Fozzy! Y2J got down to brass tax, noting how they called 'the Daredevil'. Asking Essa if he could be a plane, would he rather be a kamikaze jet or a rotorcraft, the loudmouth Canadian surmised that Essa was more like a bi-plane! Spanish and ever-so romantic, Jericho believed Essa had a lot more action than he was willing to let on. But tonight, for "the little plane that couldn't", Essa was stepping into the ring with a real, larger-than-life 'Sexy Beast'! Jericho declared that in defeat, Essa would never, ever be the same again!1) Chris Jericho def. Essa Rios (3:11)Y2J had made no bones about it that he was gunning for William Regal's WWF European Championship, after making 'the Goodwill Ambassador' tap to the Walls of Jericho last week on RAW is WAR. Essa Rios had an incredibly brief outing in the 2001 Royal Rumble match, and would fail to overcome Jeff Hardy the following night, losing the WWF Light Heavyweight Championship in the process. 'The Spanish Daredevil' counteracted Jericho's technical attempts early on with armdrags, when Y2J fought fire with speed and was able to outwrestle him. Essa struck with a springboard armdrag to propel the Canadian to the floor, when a springboard moonsault saw Y2J evade it! Rios landed on his feet, and a baseball slide and plancha caught the former champ! Y2J took control with a backbreaker in the ring, but Essa fired with a sliding dropkick. In Spanish soccer, it would be declared a foul, as Essa replicated Y2J by putting his foot on his chest for a one count. He locked in a Boston crab attempt to mock him, but Y2J broke out. Rios scored with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before showboating his way to the top rope. Taking too long, Y2J scored with a top rope hurricanrana, and the Walls of Jericho forced him to tap out!
Chris Jericho was victorious tonight on Sunday Night Heat against the extra-confident former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, Essa Rios. Y2J was coming for William Regal's WWF European Championship, and it would be just a matter of time until he got his match.
. Returning to inside of WWF New York, Tori was in the house of the entertainment complex! The ex-girlfriend of X-Pac appeared to be having the best time, as she approached two male patrons of the establishment and swiftly made a pass at them. Laughing along with the two fans' jokes, she playfully patted the chest of one of them, prompting the two fans to freak out with delight. Asking her if she wanted a drink, the WWF Diva grinned nonchalantly and gladly accepted.
Back live from WWF New York, Joe E. Legend was stood outside of the entertainment complex, deep in the heart of Times Square. Performing the role of an on-location reporter, Joe E. remarked how freezing it was outside in the streets of a cold and miserable New York City. In his thickest winter coat, Joe E. remarked how as cold as it was out here, business was booming in a toasty fashion inside, for the series premiere of the Tazz Show! Legend paused to ask a group of passing tourists how they could even consider being in a grotty city like the Big Apple, before blowing them off and telling them they were on MTV: and nobody cared what they had to say about anything!
. Inside of WWF New York, Tazz sat at a desk assembled on the stage, complete with an orange lava-lamp and papers. 'The One Man Crime Scene' was performing the role of a talk show presenter to an irritable perfection, as he welcomed us back to the Tazz Show. Before welcoming out his first guest - Steven Richards, of the Right to Censor - he couldn't help but recap and relive what went down last Monday night on RAW is WAR.
A video package aired, reviewing the terrible scene on RAW is WAR. Having been cheated out of the WWF Women's Championship the previous night at the Royal Rumble, Chyna received her chance at revenge. Teaming with her date 'the One' Billy Gunn, she hoped to get even with Ivory and Steven Richards in mixed tag team action. Unfortunately, it all broke down with the Goodfather, Bull Buchanan and Mark Henry storming the ring. 'The Ninth Wonder of the World' fought valiantly against the towering odds, but wound up receiving a devastating spike piledriver that rendered her immobile. Suffering from temporary paralysis from being driven on top of her head, Chyna was hospitalized as a result of the low-grade ambush from the RTC. On SmackDown, the censors evaded disastrous revenge from Billy and the Dudley Boyz, when Ivory was forced to deliver an apology by WWF Divas Ambassador Debra. Unfortunately, she refused to give the people what they wanted and continued to run Chyna's name through the mud.
'The One Man Crime Scene' spoke with seriousness about Chyna being out of action indefinitely as a result. Tazz abruptly changed to a cheerier tone, wanting WWF New York to give Steven Richards a warm welcome! Loud boos emanated across the entertainment complex, as the leader of the Right to Censor grinningly took a seat on the couch situated by the thug's desk. Steven admitted to believing that the RTC looked down on the antics of MTV, as well as the low-rent humor and racy nature of Sunday Night Heat. But Steven couldn't help to admit: he was a big fan of 'the Human Suplex Machine'. Tazz thanked him friendly, then wanted to ask on his take and perspective on whether the RTC went too far last Monday night, injuring the Playboy covergirl. Steven came off sincere and soft-spoken as he claimed it was a horrible accident, and what the RTC had come together and set out to do, was to try and help people find themselves in the purest way possible. With so much toxicity and hate in the world, war and famine was prevalent in society. The RTC believed that humans were aggressive by nature, and that's why the World Wrestling Federation was so popular. Unfortunately, Steven believed human beings were aggressive because of people like Chyna. Tazz saw Steven Richards' point and brought up the encounter he had shared with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna, mere weeks ago on Sunday Night Heat. Steven's idea was that the Right to Censor had tried to warn people the errors of their ways verbally time and time again.
Unfortunately there came a point where they had to think bigger. With their strength in numbers, and the size of the RTC's soldiers, now they were in belief that actions spoke louder than words. Would there be casualties as a result? Absolutely. Bull Buchanan, the Goodfather, Mark Henry - even himself and WWF Women's Champion Ivory were all free-minded, but they could be dangerous. He knew Billy Gunn had pent-up rage and frustration stemming from Chyna's tragic accident, but he implored he know it's better to stay far, far away from the RTC, and maybe even tone down his pretty-boy, posterior-loving charades. The host brought up the Right to Censor's success and noted how Goodfather and Buchanan were coming for the Dudley Boyz's WWF Tag Team Championships, in a tag team tables match this week on SmackDown Xtreme. Steven said the aim of the game was the more gold, the more power they would have. Ivory had gold, but they wanted more. Tazz liked Steven's style and in parting asked if there was anything he had to say to Chyna if she was watching. Steven looked dead into the camera with a creepy smile, hoping she would get better. In her best interests and the RTC's, they advised she stay out of the World Wrestling Federation. Tazz thanked Richards to a loud chorus of boos, Richards raising his palms in protest and leaving the stage.
. Tazz talked about not necessarily agreeing with the Right to Censor on a lot of things, but he had to give credit where credit was due: he liked the RTC's style and wished them luck in taking the WWF Tag Team Championships from the Dudley Boyz, this week on SmackDown! Xtreme. Tazz went to Joe E. Legend who was on-location, reporting in the restaurant complex of WWF New York. Stood in front of what looked like a romantic date with candles, Joe E. was there to give his thoughts on the food. Swiftly taking a fork and plowing it into the couple's plates, Legend took a bite out of their food before promptly spitting it out! The couple were appalled, but Joe E. was disgusted by what he had tasted! Legend demanded to know who the chef was, because he deserved to be fired!
. Backstage in the arena, Too Cool were seen warming up for their match tonight against the Radicalz. Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay were approached by Kevin Kelly, who wanted to get an update on the condition of Rikishi. Scotty said that after what that animal, Rhyno did to the already cracked ribcage of their buddy, he would be out recovering with that, as well as a separated shoulder caused by WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven. Scotty then declared that this wouldn't stop Too Cool from partying, that they wouldn't be stopping anytime soon. Sexay excitedly spoke about doing 'Big Kish' proud, and that they were coming for the WWF Tag Team Championships again, even if it meant hip-hopping and gyrating for another three years! Scotty threw his fists up to three more years of chasing, as the two left to get ready.
Meanwhile Eddie Guerrero was seen calmly walking the backstage area. With a smirk always present on his face, 'Latino Heat' was making his way to the ring to speak, for the first time since returning in the 2001 Royal Rumble match.
Tazz proudly welcomed us back to the Tazz Show, tonight on Sunday Night Heat. Sat at his desk, he wanted to take a moment to discuss Kurt Angle, the WWF Champion. A man of intensity, integrity and intelligence, he recalled having beat 'the Megastar' in his World Wrestling Federation debut in front of Madison Square Garden, at the 2000 Royal Rumble match. But in the past year, the Olympic Gold Medalist had shined in his rise through the ranks of the WWF. Now, he was the man to beat. He led a group of guys and girls that he respected most, the Coalition. Tazz believed that having beaten the likes of the Rock, Triple H, and now the Undertaker as well, he deserved more respect as WWF Champion!
A video package aired, reviewing Kurt Angle's controversial win against the Undertaker at last weekend's Royal Rumble. Retaining the WWF Championship was one thing, but Stone Cold Steve Austin would come out to rain on his parade the following night on RAW is WAR - having won the 2001 Royal Rumble match. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' was coming for Angle's gold, but so was the ever-conflicting duo of Triple H and the Rock. As tensions rose in 'the Game' and 'the Great One's own career-long rivalry, with Triple H receiving a Rock Bottom following an accidental chairshot on RAW, and the Rock taking the Pedigree on SmackDown in retaliation; Kurt Angle was sick and tired of being underestimated. Confronted again by 'the Rattlesnake' on SmackDown, Austin said he hoped Angle would make it to WrestleMania - but he wasn't interested in his competition. Austin was solely focused on regaining the WWF Championship. Angle struck cheap and evaded a potential sign of things to come, before involving himself in the business of the Brothers of Destruction. The Undertaker and Kane were outnumbered by the Big Show, Chris Benoit and 'the Megastar', when Austin hit the ring and forced the Coalition's departure. The hunt was still on, who would Austin meet for the title in the main event of WrestleMania?
. Eddie Guerrero walked with a calm-and-collected demeanor on his way to the ring. 'Latino Heat' was booed without even saying a word, as he methodically graced the microphone. Eddie returned in the 2001 Royal Rumble match, but had quickly found himself embroiled in fights with 'the One' Billy Gunn, after Eddie had joked about his ex-fiancee Chyna's serious injury, at the hands of the Right to Censor. Before even getting a word out, Val Venis interrupted to a pleasant reaction. 'The Big Valbowsi' was not playing around as he told Eddie to can it before he said another word. Disrespecting him, Val heard the rumors from a very close, personal friend that Eddie Guerrero had a very small package - Chyna had told him all about it! Guerrero was furious as Val innuendoed down the rampway, before declaring that if Eddie could joke about he and Hugh Hefner's good friend Chyna's untimely demise, then Val was prepared to make a joke out of 'Latino Heat's baby libido! 2) Eddie Guerrero def. Val Venis (4:29)'Latino Heat' may have been gone for several weeks following the loss to his ex-fiancee Chyna at Armageddon, but it appeared he still had issues with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World'. His big mouth got him into trouble with 'the One' Billy Gunn on RAW is WAR, but Eddie Guerrero got even with him in a locker room ambush last Thursday on SmackDown. Val Venis was doing it for Chyna tonight, throwing haymakers at the former WWF Intercontinental Champion and attempting a spinout powerbomb. Guerrero reversed into a hurricanrana and showed signs of a mean streak. More aggressive and methodical, Eddie mounted with right hands, before posturing to the disapproving crowd. Venis slapped the taste out of his mouth, and a full nelson slam gave 'the Big Valbowski' a near fall. Eddie rolled out and slammed Val's legs across the ring apron! In control, Eddie scored a neckbreaker and attempted a brainbuster that went reversed into the spinout powerbomb! Val looked for a fisherman suplex when Eddie reversed into a brainbuster, and the Frog Splash gave him the win.
Eddie Guerrero was impressive in a more aggressive outing than intended tonight on Sunday Night Heat. 'Latino Heat' may have come up short in the 2001 Royal Rumble match, but he was back in the World Wrestling Federation, looking beyond his ex-fiancee Chyna. Eddie had beef with 'the One' Billy Gunn, but took his time leaving a struggling Val Venis in the ring, proud of his handiwork.
. Back at WWF New York, Tazz ordered the people inside the entertainment complex to give his next guest a rousing ovation: Lita! The tomboy of Team Xtreme received a loud ovation, and the thug even made a move by hugging her for coming onto the Tazz Show! 'The One Man Crime Scene' remarked how great it was for her to make it to New York City tonight, describing the week in which the Hardy Boyz had had. Lita proudly said that not only was Matt and Jeff Hardy reunited at the Royal Rumble, with Jeff receiving a clean bill of health from a back injury, but the Hardys had also won big. Jeff was the new WWF Light Heavyweight Champion! The thug remarked how pleased he was for the young go-getters, also making mention of Lita's own blossoming state of affairs with Matt Hardy. Tazz asked Lita how it was going, and how it got started to which the former WWF Women's Champion candidly noted how they had been speaking a lot, and in Jeff's absence he'd confided in her. Then, on New Year's Day, she thought "why not" and went in for the kiss! Tazz said how smitten she was, before asking with seriousness what was next for her. Lita was confused, but Tazz depicted the scene: Jeff Hardy was a champion, Matt Hardy was making serious moves at rising through the ranks of the World Wrestling Federation.
That left her, and from his perspective Tazz believed Lita was only with Matt to ride the Hardy Boyz's waves of success! Lita was visibly irked and offended and the host's comments, and argued that Team Xtreme had travelled the world together over the past year. Tazz muttered about how Lita was once the girlfriend of Essa Rios too, riding his coattails. Tazz cut a defensive Lita off, bringing up what his old buddy from Philadelphia, Rhyno did to her boys on SmackDown this past week. Lita was shocked at the sight of Rhyno laying both Matt and Jeff out, but Tazz wasn't interested in what she had to say. Instead, Tazz reminisced on how he and Rhyno went a long way back. Noting how he was the reigning ECW World Heavyweight Champion, he didn't know why he was here or what his plan was, but in Tazz's mind the Hardy Boyz got what they deserved from Rhyno's Gores last Thursday night! Standing up and calling Tazz an obnoxious pig, she asked WWF New York if they really cared about what Tazz had to say, calling him an unmemorable dork! The fans cheered, but Tazz ordered them to calm down. Insulting Lita for being a terrible guest, he deflected away from the talk show segment.
A video package aired, in prime talk show fashion. It was the very best of tonight's host of Sunday Night Heat: Tazz! Showing the very best of 'the One Man Crime Scene', it focused on his victorious debut at the 2000 Royal Rumble in Madison Square Garden against Kurt Angle, as well as him throwing Tazzplexes and German suplexes to top WWF Superstars such as Triple H, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho. Tazz had accomplished a lot, in his own mind, winning the WWF European Championship, as well as the WWF Hardcore Championship.
Back on the Tazz Show in WWF New York, the obnoxious host of Sunday Night Heat laughed to himself and proclaimed just how great he was, when Lita suddenly slapped 'the One Man Crime Scene' Tazz across the face! Receiving a huge ovation from the New York City crowd in the entertainment complex, Lita stormed out raising the metal horns high. Tazz was left taken a back, further insulting the tomboy of Team Xtreme for being an atrocious person!
Tori was back at it again as we returned to Sunday Night Heat, hanging out in the entertainment complex. She appeared to have a buzz on, as she jigged to the music blasting through WWF New York. The ex-girlfriend of X-Pac was having a party, as she slurred her words to the bartender for another drink. The man behind the bar denied her service, claiming she hadn't paid for a single drink all night! Hysterically dazed, she started hollering at the employee, who believed Tori had had too much to drink as it was. Trying to climb the bar to get at the poor staff member, security were called with Tori left kicking and screaming! The WWF Diva's fun had come to an end with her forcible removal from the entertainment complex!
. 4) The Radicalz def. Too Cool (4:21)Injury had once again befallen Too Cool's big buddy Rikishi this past week, with not only the cracked ribcage aggravated by a Gore from Rhyno, but a separated shoulder suffered at the hands of the WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven on RAW is WAR this past Monday night. Without 'Big Kish' around, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay dedicated this match to him, opposite Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko of the Radicalz. Terri paraded at ringside in a particularly skimpy bodysuit, and it was enough to allow Radicalz to jump Too Cool from behind. Too Cool fired back and cleared the ring of their opponents, with 'the She-Devil' recomposing her men's strategy. Grandmaster continued hot with a missile dropkick to Malenko garnering a two count, when Terri got involved, allowing Saturn to come in with a capture suplex for Sexay! The Radicalz double-teamed Grandmaster with a sweep from Saturn and calf kick from Malenko giving them a close near fall. Sexay was soon able to fire back with a double clothesline. Scotty came in firing on all cylinders, with the bulldog connecting on Saturn! The Worm was executed, when Terri got involved! Ever the distraction, Scotty placed Terri over his knee and began spanking her exposed buttocks! His back turned, Saturn nailed a fisherman suplex, to give Radicalz the win!
The Radicalz were able to pick up the victory against Too Cool in tonight's main event of the in-ring portion, with Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko raising a distressed Terri's hands in victory. 'The She-Devil' was embarrassed after being given a spanking centre of the ring, with Saturn trying to brush off the marks Scotty 2 Hotty had left. Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty were left to rethink their plan going forward, while the Radicalz continued to celebrate.
. Back on the Tazz Show, the host sat behind his desk on the stage in WWF New York. Tazz made mention of how much he loathed the dancing spirit of Too Cool, but having seen the sweet cheeks of 'the She-Devil' Terri had proven the Tazz Show to be as unpredictable as one could expect. Nudity equated to ratings in 'the One Man Crime Scene's eyes. Shifting gears, the thug discussed RAW is WAR tomorrow night live, and delivered a Tazz Exclusive: in the main event we would see something huge! Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, the Rock and the Brothers of Destruction doing battle head-to-head with the five members of the Coalition! It was sure to be an absolute war, but we would also see Chris Jericho get his shot at the WWF European Championship against William Regal, and Shane and Vince McMahon would both be in attendance! Perhaps most importantly of all however, 'the Human Suplex Machine' would finally make his feelings heard, on an episode of RAW is WAR. It was sure to be an off-the-chain rocketbuster spectacular!
A video package aired, recapping the underhanded ambush of Vince McMahon, at the hands of his own son Shane McMahon from the Royal Rumble. As Kurt Angle was able to make it out alive with the WWF Championship against the Undertaker, the Chairman came to the ring the following night on RAW is WAR to address his children. With a black eye on his face, Vince mused that we were witnessing a change of the guard. Warning of a storm coming the Coalition's way, his children spitefully interrupted him. Shane and Stephanie each wanted Vince to admit he had lost his mind and should hand over the keys of the company. Instead, Vince loudly declined. Going on a tirade about never surrendering before, the boss proceeded to get even with Shane O'Mac: a physical exchange breaking loose! The father and son rolled around the ring exchanging blows to one another, until 'the Billion Dollar Princess' was able to break it up. Shane O'Mac and Steph escaped the wrath of their Dad, and immediately Vince left the building last Monday night without saying another word.
. Behind his guest, Tazz proclaimed that the Tazz Show had been such a smash hit, he wouldn't be surprised to be called back by MTV to replace those glad-handed morons Michael Cole and Al Snow on a permanent basis. That said however, 'the One Man Crime Scene' had been saving one more guest for the show. Last and least of all, the thug host introduced D-Lo Brown. An on-again, off-again foe, the former WWF European Champion was clearly wary of what he was getting himself into. Before asking him anything however, Tazz turned to his on-location reporter Joe E. Legend, as D-Lo took a seat on the couch. Turning to D-Lo, he handed out backhanded compliment after backhanded compliment. Long story short, he thought D-Lo sucked. He was a champion, had a lot of potential - now he had nothing going for him. Brown smirked knowingly, while Tazz asked when he was going to hang his boots up and save everybody the trouble of giving it a rest. D-Lo knew exactly what he was in for, telling Tazz that he could hide behind his bad Jay Leno facade all he wanted. D-Lo knew that Tazz was nothing but a chump in his own right. What gave Tazz the right to say anything to him, despite not doing anything of note except harass WWF New York each and every week?
'The Human Suplex Machine' responded that he had his own talk show, was plenty more charismatic, handsome, and even skilled in the ring as opposed to what D-Lo Brown had to offer. Asking his guest if he thought he was a wise guy, D-Lo wouldn't think as such. Brown believed he was a smart guy, and had seen this verbal ambush coming. Instead, D-Lo had come with guests of his own - welcoming them out! Stepping onto the stage was Al Snow in a sling, to the shock and horror of the thug. Snow frowned, then turned to a big cheesy grin as he shed the sling and came bounding for Tazz! Vaulting the desk with punches for the thug, Snow was sick and tired of being chastised week-in and week-out! The thug screamed while Snow tore the blazer from the Tazz Show's host's back, causing Tazz to bail to the backstage area. D-Lo watched with a smirk on his face, raising Al Snow's hand! Michael Cole came out to join in on the celebration, to the roar of a WWF New York crowd. Cole proclaimed that Sunday Night Heat would be back to normal next week - and they'd be joined with a very special guest in the WWF Champion Kurt Angle! The Tazz Show went off the air to genuine applause, devoid of the thug himself!
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Post by DTP. on Jan 4, 2021 17:59:57 GMT -5
WWF Live! - January 26-28, 2001 January 26, 2001 - Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio:- K-Kwik def. Tazz
- Too Cool def. T&A
- Ivory (c) def. Molly Holly to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- Rhyno def. Bradshaw
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. The Hardy Boyz & The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship.
- Kurt Angle (c) def. Chris Jericho to retain the WWF Championship.
- Billy Gunn and Val Venis def. Steven Richards and Mark Henry
- William Regal (c) def. Chris Jericho to retain the WWF European Championship.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Undertaker & Triple H def. WWF Hardcore Champion Big Show, Edge and Christian in a No Holds Barred match.
January 27, 2001 - Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York:- Too Cool def. T&A
- The Big Show (c) def. Steve Blackman & Hardcore Holly to retain the WWF Hardcore Championship.
- Ivory (c) def. Jacqueline to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- Billy Gunn and Val Venis def. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan
- Chris Jericho def. William Regal (c) by disqualification; William Regal retains the WWF European Championship.
- Rhyno def. Bradshaw
- Tazz def. D-Lo Brown
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. The Hardy Boyz & The Radicalz to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship.
- Raven (c) def. K-Kwik to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H and The Undertaker def. WWF Champion Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Edge and Christian
January 28, 2001 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - First Union Center:
- Rhyno def. K-Kwik
- Too Cool def. T&A
- Ivory (c) def. Jacqueline to retain the WWF Women's Championship.
- Billy Gunn def. Mark Henry
- Raven (c) def. Hardcore Holly to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship.
- Bradshaw def. Perry Saturn
- Kurt Angle (c) def. The Undertaker by disqualification to retain the WWF Championship.
- The Dudley Boyz (c) def. The Hardy Boyz & The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship.
- Chris Jericho def. William Regal (c) by count-out; William Regal retains the WWF European Championship.
- Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and The Rock def. Chris Benoit, Edge and Christian
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Post by DTP. on Jan 5, 2021 15:15:38 GMT -5
RAW is WAR - January 29, 2001 Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Live on TNN
A video package aired, commemorating the return of a local legend. Since debuting in the World Wrestling Federation at the 1999 Survivor Series, nobody had risen through the ranks to become a two-time, reigning WWF Champion like Kurt Angle. A former King of the Ring winner as well, the Olympic Gold Medalist personified what made him 'the Megastar' throughout a storied fourteen-month career. Defeating some of the biggest WWF Superstars of all-time, such as The Rock, Triple H and the Undertaker; there was no man better than Kurt Angle. Tonight, the Olympian comes full circle. His return back home to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in what was sure to be 'the American Hero's Homecoming'. Tonight, RAW is WAR is Kurt Angle Appreciation Night.
The opening video package aired, bringing us to the Mellon Arena for the show's beginning pyrotechnics. Plummeting into the stage, a jam-packed crowd of Pittsburgh natives were on hand in attendance, for what was to be 'the Megastar' Kurt Angle's homecoming! Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to RAW is WAR on Angle Appreciation Night, and 'the King' immediately turned to praising the WWF Champion for everything he had achieved in fourteen short months! J.R. touted that we would also see two major tag team matches, including the Undertaker and Kane reforming the Brothers of Destruction against Edge and Christian; and T&A would look to contend with the unlikely assembly of The Rock and Triple H!
The countdown began to kick things off in Pittsburgh, with a pyrotechnic blast ushering out Chris Jericho! Y2J had pursued the WWF European Champion William Regal for weeks, and had the opportunity to become a two-time champion tonight. Welcoming the people to RAW is Jericho, the loudmouth from Winnipeg mocked the idea of Kirk Angel Appreciation Night! 'The Megastar' was a mega chump in his book, and couldn't believe the pint-sized ego of a man that rode his girlfriend Stephanie McMahon's jezebel coattails! Y2J declared that the people have no fear however, because once tonight was done, and he'd made that putrid pansy princess tap out to the Walls of Jericho once agayn to become the WWF European Champion, Y2J would give the fans a real hero to look up to!
Heading for the ring, Y2J was then interrupted prematurely by William Regal! The WWF European Champion had the title around his waist, immediately renouncing Chris Jericho's claims. 'The Goodwill Ambassador' had it on good authority that the hometown hero Kurt Angle was every bit deserving of the WWF Championship, and as for Y2J's claims about him - there was no honor in jumping a man that had just defended his title, as evidenced last week on SmackDown! The Englishman was infuriated by Jericho's snide remarks, declaring himself to be a real man's man, and tonight, sunshine, the Brit was going to show him how to act like one! 1) William Regal (c) vs Chris Jericho ended in a double count-out (3:24)'The Goodwill Ambassador' had time and time again evaded competition against the likes of Chris Jericho, as well as X-Pac. William Regal believed he was doing his country proud by being WWF European Champion, though the Englishman was not well received regardless of where he went. Y2J had made the Brit tap out to the Walls of Jericho on two separate occasions already, and Y2J was immediately able to outwrestle William early on. A hot start enabled Jericho to springboard dropkick the champ from the apron, before executing a crossbody plancha! Y2J appeared to tweak his leg on the landing, and despite trying to follow up, the champ capitalized. Picking apart at the challenger's leg, Regal dropped elbows and knees across it. Y2J tried fighting back with one good leg, but a sharp European uppercut stunned him. A backbreaker gave Regal a near fall, when a leglock attempt went short-lived. Y2J rebounded with an enzuigiri, and Jericho went for the Walls of Jericho! Hobbling on one foot allowed the champ to reverse into the Regal Stretch, but Y2J made it to the rope. Out on the floor, Regal grabbed the title belt, when Y2J locked in the Walls on the floor! Regal tapped, then realized the official's count was on! Scrambling to roll him back in, Y2J was unable to beat the count!
As Chris Jericho slung William Regal's body back inside the ring, it was milliseconds too late. Y2J was in disbelief at the fact that 'the Goodwill Ambassador' had retained the WWF European Championship via technicality, and the loudmouth Canadian resorted to picking up the Englishman's title belt, and nailing him right in the face! Regal stammered back to the canvas, and a Lionsault followed up! Y2J stood tall, title or no title. He was sure to fight another day.
. WWF Champion Kurt Angle was backstage with Stephanie McMahon and Shane McMahon. The power trio of the Coalition had arrived in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and 'the Megastar' was all smiles. Before proceeding, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' took the time to tell Kurt that he had deserved this Appreciation Night for all of his hard work and accolades. Steph was proud to call Kurt not just a friend, but a lover. Declaring her love for Kurt, Shane backed his sister up. He called Angle the very best that the World Wrestling Federation had to offer, before telling him it was time to address his fair people of Pittsburgh. Angle was gleaming with self-pride, the Olympic Gold Medalist headed to address the people!
We returned to the sudden brawl taking place backstage, as Steve Blackman was engaging in pursuit of the WWF Hardcore Championship! The Big Show clubbed 'the Lethal Weapon' across the spine with a forearm in the melee, 'the Giant' not allowing the martial artist to access the 24/7 rule. Blackman pulled out his kendo stick and lashed the legs and knees of the 500-pounder, before a pump kick knocked the kneeling big man down! Blackman covered, but Show pressed Blackman of with incredible power! Blackman darted into the mammoth hand of the champ, and Big Show was able to give Blackman a Chokeslam, right on top of a production box! Stumbling and stammering for breath, the Big Show had wiped out his competition!
. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was the site for Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, and as such Stephanie and Shane McMahon made their way down to the ring. The McMahon children were all smiles for the leader of the Coalition, who remained absent. Having appeared to fend off their father Vince McMahon following a physical exchange last week, Shane had a brash smile on his face while 'the Billion Dollar Princess' took to the microphone. She believed there was nothing more that could be said about her boyfriend, from what had already been said. She could say it hundreds of times or thousands of times - Kurt Angle was the greatest thing to ever happen to her. Not only was she saved from an abusive romance with her ex-husband, but the Olympic Gold Medalist had truly saved her life. Angle wasn't just a passionate lover, but he was a passionate person. With the Three Is - intensity, integrity and intelligence - Angle was passionate about his friends, his family, and the World Wrestling Federation, and she loved him very much. Her brother Shane took to the microphone and elaborated that Kurt Angle was a very good friend, and a fearless leader of the Coalition. Angle had survived Hell in a Cell, he'd come out on top in Triple Threat matches. The Olympian had beaten the Rock, Triple H, the Undertaker, Chris Jericho - anybody in his way! Speaking about his Dad, Shane compared Kurt to the Chairman.
A bold pioneer, a true revolutionary force in sports entertainment - and on top of it all, the greatest thing to come out of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Shane McMahon confidently welcomed out the WWF Champion Kurt Angle! Receiving a mixed ovation from his people, 'the Megastar' was smiling at the varied perception of his hometown crowd. Entering the ring and hugging both McMahons, the WWF Champion feigned speechlessness. Unable to believe that he was back in Pittsburgh for RAW is WAR, for his own Appreciation Night - Angle had to say that their Olympic 'Megastar' had returned home! Kurt summed up and evaluated each of what Stephanie and Shane McMahon had to say in their introduction, how they were all so true. What struck him most however, was the fact that he was the only good thing to come out of Pittsburgh! The cheers turned to boos, as Angle basked in how many already understand it, but the ignorant would come around once they realized that he was the unbeaten, undisputed WWF Champion of the World! Comparing himself to local Pittsburgh legends such as the highly wealthy Mellon Family and Warner Bros, he questioned who they had ever beat! And while the Pittsburgh Penguins were undoubtedly great - he was much greater! Finally, the Chairman Vince McMahon came strutting out to the ring! The boss had not been seen in a week, since engaging in a slugfest with son Shane McMahon!
With no shiner in sight, the Chairman had startled the organizers of Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, asking his children if they were surprised to see him. Shane kept his guard up in case of attack, and his father quickly assured Shane he showed him all he was really good for last week, was cheap shotting him and bailing with his younger sister's help. Vince declared that this Coalition charade had gone on long enough, beckoning back to last week. Vince knew that a change of the guard was coming, and that even the Olympic Gold Medalist wouldn't see it coming. But after spending a week soul-searching, and understanding how to handle this situation with Kurt, and his children: Vince had come to the conclusion that he believed he could whip Kurt Angle's ass in a fight! Stephanie screamed that it was Kurt Angle's night, while Angle remained aghast at the challenge. The boss surmised that Angle hated him, and he had his fair share of issues with Angle, taking to the Pittsburgh crowd to see who wanted to witness a WWF Championship match tonight! Shane told Vince to bring it with a look of arrogance, whereas Steph appeared concerned. Kurt protestingly took the microphone to answer, believing Vince would find out first-hand why they called him 'the Megastar' tonight. A smirk on his face, Vince believed Angle didn't have the grapefruits, and that he couldn't wait to soil all over the Olympian's little Appreciation Night!
McMahon instructed Angle to give him his best, because once he was done kicking Angle's ass tonight, he thought it be wise for Stephanie to find better people to associate herself with! Turning his back to the McMahon children, Angle teased taking the boss down to Stephanie's protest. Vince realized, with a smirk on his face, before leaving the ring. As McMahon mouthed that Angle was going down tonight, Angle had a look of determination on his face, as did Shane. Stephanie couldn't believe this was happening, on her boyfriend's Appreciation Night! The Chairman would challenge his daughter's boyfriend for the WWF Championship, in Kurt Angle's hometown tonight!
. T&A were backstage primed and ready for the match against the Rock and Triple H. Jonathan Coachman approached the two for comment, and the former WWF Tag Team Champions acknowledged that they were alone now. Free from the shackles, Test said with great underestimation that there was nothing holding the two of them back from breaking through the glass ceiling. Albert grunted that he didn't care whether the Rock was a former five-time WWF Champion, or that Triple H was a former three-time WWF Champion. All Test and Albert knew was that while they were on their way up through the ranks, it was 'the Game' and 'the People's Champ' that were decimals of time away from exploding. Test told Coach that this guaranteed them victory tonight, and that T&A would once again rise to the occasion. 'The Freight Train' slapped Coach's head, laughing about it mid-exit.
Chris Jericho walked the backstage area, glum over the unfortunate double count-out draw tonight against WWF European Champion William Regal. Y2J paused, when WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven lurked towards him. With a smirk, the Canadian listened as 'the Creator' expressed regards to Chris Jericho. It was a shame to see Y2J leave tonight empty-handed, but that was the story of his career. Raven believed Jericho was too simple to be a champion anybody respected, which is why he lost out against 'the Goodwill Ambassador'. Claiming Y2J was a one-hit wonder because he tried too hard, the champ expressed how much easier life came, once letting everything go. Jericho laughed and said Raven smelled terrible, he wasn't kidding about letting himself go. Unlike the homeless monkey before him, he was 'the Sexy Beast', and he fought not just for his life - but because he loved every second of it. Raven laughed at Jericho's feeble innocence, petty words couldn't hurt him, because he'd been hurt before. Y2J put that to the test and slapped Raven before leaving. Instead of a frown however, the WWF Intercontinental Champion chuckled in hysterics!
. In the ring, Eddie Guerrero surlily graced the microphone to loud boos from the people of Pittsburgh. Understanding how sour some people were on him, 'Latino Heat' felt that an apology was due for what he joked about 'Mamacita'. Discussing his ex-fiancee Chyna, Eddie understood it was wrong of him but in his own right, Eddie was freshly over 'the Ninth Wonder of the World!' Guerrero bragged about being back on the market and in high-demand with the ladies, before wishing his ex-lover a speedy recovery. He just wished that her new little boyfriend 'the One' Billy Gunn wasn't such a little chihuahua b*tch! 'The One' Billy Gunn stormed down the rampway immediately, with unfinished business to take care of tonight. 2) Eddie Guerrero def. Billy Gunn (3:15)Following his date Chyna's fatal incident at the hands of the Right to Censor's spike piledriver last week, 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' was out of action indefinitely. 'The One' Billy Gunn was by her side as Chyna was stretchered to the ambulance last week, and passionately broke down in rage at the expense of a joking Eddie Guerrero. 'Latino Heat' responded with a locker room ambush on SmackDown, making way for tonight. Billy Gunn was a different man, expressing pent-up anger on Eddie. With numerous press slams and a dropkick, Billy pummelled Eddie in the corner when Guerrero raked the eyes and powerbombed his way to freedom! Grounding Billy, he too shared a more aggressive reformed style, as a whirlybird neckbreaker scored a near fall. A bow-and-arrow stretch applied, Billy was able to jig his way out. Guerrero came at him, to receive a tilt-a-whirl slam! With right hands, Billy was fighting for Chyna, and a jackhammer connected! Eddie on the defensive, he went up top only to be military pressed down to the canvas! The One of Only coming up, Eddie was miraculously able to get a victory roll with his hands on the tights for leverage, stealing the win!
'Latino Heat' was quick to escape the ring from his enraged opponent. Eddie Guerrero breathlessly had his hand raised victorious, but 'the One' Billy Gunn immediately left the ring to pursue Eddie further! Hammering him repeatedly, Guerrero was able to kick low and make a quick getaway up the rampway. The only problem was that Billy quickly came chasing after him, to the backstage area!
Backstage, 'the One' Billy Gunn scanned the hallway around him. Shouting after Eddie Guerrero to show himself and fight, the enraged date of 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna soon spotted the WWF Women's Champion Ivory. Gunn immediately stomped towards her, but it was revealed to be an orchestrated trap! The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan were present to ambush Billy, who fought with everything he had, until Mark Henry blasted him with a big clothesline! 'The Secret Weapon' joined Goodfather and Buchanan in putting the boots to Billy when Steven Richards joined Ivory in spectating! The Right to Censor were mauling Billy, until the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz showed up! D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley fought with what they had to protect Billy, only for Richards to nail D-Von with the Steven Kick! The RTC left adjusting their uniforms, Steven and Ivory smirking with knowingness! A dastardly ambush, with the cavalry overcome by the very men that met them for the titles this week on SmackDown Xtreme!
WWF Champion Kurt Angle was already in his gear, getting pumped up for his surprising title defense against Vince McMahon tonight. Into the room came Edge and Christian, who greeted Kurt and complained about having to go up against the two lumbering zombies, the Undertaker and Kane. Edge said that they deserved better than this, and asked 'the Megastar' if he could do any better. Angle confidently brushed 'the American Badass' off, believing that he was a wild dog but he was easy to pick apart once he was down. As for Kane, Angle knew he was a freakshow sidekick - Edge and Christian could definitely handle him! The Canadians asked the Olympic Gold Medalist about Vince McMahon, curious how hard he was willing to go on Stephanie McMahon's own father! Angle chuckled, he knew it was all a game of chicken. Vince knew it was Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, just like he knew it was in Kurt's hometown of Pittsburgh. Once Vince realized he was there waiting across the ring from him, Kurt predicted the fear that would come out of Vince's mouth when McMahon realized he'd gotten himself in for against a true, bonafide WWF Champion!
. The people of Pittsburgh booed loudly as the Right to Censor now took to the ring, having just laid waste to not just 'the One' Billy Gunn, but the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz as well. Steven Richards stood at the forefront of the RTC, remarking how he knew the fans were all waiting for a change of the guard. Claiming how he admired Vince McMahon's grit fortitude, Steven believed that they were the ones forcing the change. After what they did to Chyna one week ago, sidelining her indefinitely, Steven provided it as a sample of what to expect going forward. With the WWF Tag Team Championships at stake this Thursday night, Steven believed the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan fully ready to end this dispute with the Dudley Boyz. If that meant driving D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley through their own wood in the tag team tables match - so be it! They were more than just a voice, they were muscle, they were dominant, and they wanted to take over the World Wrestling Federation for the betterment of the company! WWF Women's Champion Ivory discussed how due to unforeseen circumstances, the six-man tag team contest between the RTC and the Dudley Boyz would no longer take place tonight.
Pittsburgh booed the announcement, but before 'the Role Model' could let out another word, out came Team Xtreme! The Hardy Boyz and Lita arrived on the stage, with Lita holding the microphone. WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Jeff and Matt Hardy walked slowly behind her, as the tomboy asked if the RTC had forgotten about them. Lita remembered each and every last bit of what the Right to Censor did to the three of them, and now it was time to reap rewards. Jeff Hardy growled into the microphone that they put him on the shelf with back problems, but now was the time they got what was coming to them! Outnumbered or not, the Hardys and Lita took off for the ring! A brawl broke out with Jeff and Matt clearing the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan from the ring, allowing the Hardys to deliver Poetry in Motion for 'the Secret Weapon' Mark Henry! Steven Richards and Ivory evacuated ringside, Steven imploring they have their moment while it lasts, because while actions spoke louder than words: they very much weren't afraid to bump some heads, to fight the good fight! Lita wanted her title back, while Jeff and Matt exchanged trash talk with Goodfather and Buchanan.
. The Brothers of Destruction met up in the parking lot of Mellon Arena. The Undertaker expressed how good it felt to have 'the Big Red Machine' back with him, noting how his half-brother went off the rails for a little bit. Kane listened as 'the American Badass' let it be known that what he did not feel good about was Kane eliminating him from the Royal Rumble match. Tensely, the seven-foot monster turned to him and coldly uttered that it was every man for himself, asking what 'the Deadman' would do about it. A tense staredown proceeded, when Undertaker broke out in laughter. Patting his half-brother on the back, Undertaker knew he couldn't win a staring contest with a masked man! Instead, Undertaker suggested they go out to the ring and teach those Canadian punks a lesson. The Brothers of Destruction were in action next, against Edge and Christian of the Coalition!
The WWF Divas Ambassador Debra was in conversation with WWF European Champion William Regal, who he wowed with an exaggerated account of what Chris Jericho did to him tonight. A towel draping his shoulders, 'the Goodwill Ambassador' fished for compliments from the newly-appointed authority of the WWF Divas, but instead of complimenting him, Debra politely asked to quit brown-nosing her! Regal was perturbed and left, passing WWF Women's Champion Ivory. 'The Role Model' expressed she was trying to respect the role that Debra had taken. Iterating she was the champ, that meant she was the leader of the women's division. There was no need for Debra's prancing promiscuousness, or her frolicking businesswoman antics! Without breaking her smile, Debra believed she was afraid of a little competition. Acknowledging Lita's intents, she also wasn't over what the Right to Censor had done to Chyna last week, calling 'the Role Model's apology "phony!" Debra noted Vince McMahon making it official that the Hardy Boyz would meet the RTC in a tag team match tonight, and declared that if Jeff and Matt Hardy won, Lita would get a shot at her title! Ivory held back a scowl and pointed the finger, firmly predicting the RTC would come out victorious, like always.
. 3) Edge and Christian def. The Brothers of Destruction (5:02)Last week on RAW is WAR saw the reforming of the Brothers of Destruction, as the Undertaker was rescued by Kane in an assault driven by Chris Benoit and WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show. 'The Big Red Machine' and 'the American Badass' were successful in defeating the two Coalition members on SmackDown, but tonight had their hands full with Edge and Christian. The Toronto natives met the towering half-brothers at ringside for a brawl to kick things off, only to be laid waste to on behalf of 'the Deadman' and the seven-foot monster. Kane uppercutted Christian into the first row of the crowd, while Undertaker swept Edge with a big boot! Soon enough the former WWF Tag Team Champions double-teamed Undertaker, who repeatedly tried fighting back. 'The Deadman' found himself grounded, as Edge and Christian let their tag team chemistry be witnessed. '
The Big Dog' caught Edge off the second rope by the throat, when Christian intervened. A sidewalk slam into an inverted DDT garnered a near fall, as the Canadians continued to isolate the veteran. Undertaker finally sidewalk slammed Christian, and Kane came in hot! A flying clothesline for Christian, and a clothesline in the corner for Edge, a powerbomb connected but Edge came in to break it up. Undertaker joined the fight, while Kane was dropkicked into the referee! As the brothers sent Kane to the floor, Undertaker gave Edge a Chokeslam and prepared the Last Ride - when Kurt Angle hit the ring! The WWF Champion was armed with a steel chair, slamming it into Undertaker's spine! Kurt Angle Appreciation Night was underway with 'the Megastar' leading by example, an Olympic Slam dropping 'the Deadman!' Angle scurried from Kane's pursuit, while Edge and Christian dog-piled Undertaker to take the win!
Edge and Christian had pulled off a huge upset, but it was all made possible thanks to the WWF Champion Kurt Angle! Kurt Angle gloated from the rampway as Kane realized the match had been lost. 'The Big Red Machine' would return to the ring foul-tempered, immediately taking Edge and Christian by the throat, and taking the Canadian Coalition brothers for a ride with a double Chokeslam! Aiding his half-brother the Undertaker back up, 'the American Badass' scowled in 'the Megastar's direction while Kane exploded his pyrotechnics.
. Vince McMahon was backstage unpacking his gear for the main event, when in walked Michael Cole. Wanting to understand what the Chairman was thinking, Vince smiled knowing how out of his mind he must be to challenge Kurt Angle in front of his hometown. But it was always coming, 'the Megastar' had it coming. As he was left on his knees in the middle of the ring last week, following the scuffle with Shane McMahon, Vince had an epiphany. He believed that the Coalition was all Angle and Shane - Stephanie was simply along for the ride. Vince knew Shane wanted it badly, but wondered how badly Stephanie wanted complete power of the World Wrestling Federation, since she was the one who pulled Shane off of him. As for Kurt Angle, he knew how good he could be, and that he was an Olympic Gold Medalist. Yet when it came to 'Megastardom', Vince had reason to be sceptical. After all, he was a former WWF Champion too, and believed he still had what it took to kick Angle's ass! Vince liked his own chances, and asked Cole to imagine the headlines, that Vincent Kennedy McMahon had single-handedly ruined Kurt Angle's little Appreciation Night!
In the heart of Times Square, we went to inside of WWF New York, where Lance Storm was stood on the stage of the entertainment complex, privy to questions from Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler. 'The King' applauded 'the Calgary Kid's choice in destination, but J.R. questioned what he was doing there tonight. Expressing his distaste for New York City, with the loud sounds of cars honking, the homeless badgering him every street he walked, and the most obnoxious people on Earth at every turn, Lance was there on business. It quickly became clear to him that there was a conspiracy preventing him from having the year he envisioned. Lance believed he was a grade-A calibre athlete, an all-round WWF Superstar, and yet there were forces in the company preventing him from reaching his full potential! Lance warned that if all went accordingly, they would be seeing a lot more of him in the near future.
. In the building Tazz made his way out to the ring, 'the One Man Crime Scene' glad to finally reappear on RAW is WAR after several weeks ago. Having been fully committed to Sunday Night Heat over the past month, the thug immediately took to the microphone to lambast the brilliant feedback he received over last night's show! To those that missed it, Tazz went live on MTV's Heat last night and stunned everybody! The entirety of New York City, let alone show business, were marvelled in how huge a hit 'the Tazz Show' turned out to be! That is however, until he wound up having it all ruined by the sight of Al Snow and Michael Cole! Tazz had the people in the palms of his hands, he provided excellent commentary, had the best guests imaginable, and the people loved him a heck of a lot more there, than the morons in Pittsburgh tonight! The people hated 'the Human Suplex Machine' as he continued to brag, but Al Snow soon came marching out to the ring! The co-host of Sunday Night Heat no longer brandished a sling on his arm from elbow surgery last November, as Al contemplated the spiel coming out of the Tazz Show host's mouth. Al wanted to get things straightened out, none of those things he just said were true. Tazz didn't wow anybody, WWF New York hated him, nobody was talking about Tazz in a positive light whatsoever, and if anything, MTV's ratings for the Tazz Show were in the toilet!
For weeks Tazz had been running Al Snow name through the dirt and he had to suck it up, knowing he was injured. But now, Al Snow believed he could beat Tazz's ass! Tazz tried to look for excuses, when the glass shattered bringing out Stone Cold Steve Austin! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' posed on the middle rope, before observing the situation between Tazz and Al Snow. Austin pondered what in the hell the two of them were crying about, calling the two squabbling hosts pathetic! While the two of them were b*tching and moaning about wanting to fight, Stone Cold Steve Austin was out here trying to find peace of mind! He saw the Tazz Show last night on MTV, and it made him sick. Then he saw Al Snow jump Tazz on the stage of WWF New York, on live television, and it made him sicker. Austin believed there was only one way to settle their problems - to either get it on and fight like grown ass men, or suck it up and put their differences aside over a nice, cold beer. Snow was down for a beer, but wasn't sure Tazz was man enough. The thug argued that he was more manly than he could ever be, while Austin caught three Steveweisers from the timekeeper. Passing them around, Stone Cold declared a toast to being men, and the three cracked the cans and brought it in for a frothy finish. But as Austin watched the two, Stone Cold caught Al Snow with the Stunner! Tazz laughed in hysterics at Snow's treatment, but Austin gave the thug a Stunner in rapid succession!
Stone Cold Steve Austin caught more Steveweisers over the passed out bodies of Al Snow and Tazz, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' not caring for their disputes over who co-hosted Sunday Night Heat. The 2001 Royal Rumble winner was deep down spoiling to open up a can of whoopass on anybody within proximity, with nine weeks remaining until WrestleMania, where he would challenge for the WWF Championship! Austin saluted the people and downed the beers before rolling out of the ring. Taking his leave, Stone Cold turned to witness the Pittsburgh crowd on their feet. Backing up the rampway, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' found himself abruptly jumped from behind! Chris Benoit put the boots to 'the Rattlesnake', before locking in the Crossface on the cold, hard rampway beneath them! Stone Cold Steve Austin screamed in agony as 'the Rabid Wolverine' wrenched away at the neck of Stone Cold, while officials ran down to try and peel Benoit from him! Benoit was unrelenting, knowing full well of Austin's surgically-repaired neck, but the rage of 'the Crippler' had made itself heard, finally letting go. Austin clutched his neck while Benoit mouthed off over Austin, being backed up the rampway by the crew of officials. Did Benoit attack Austin on the Coalition's accord, or was this the result of weeks of misfortune coming 'the Wolverine's way?
Triple H was geared up for battle in tag team action against T&A, when encountering the Rock in the corridor. 'The Brahma Bull' got right up close to 'the Game', removing his sunglasses slowly. Looking Triple H dead in the eye, Rock was reminded of how cute the Pedigree he received last Thursday night on SmackDown was. Rock voiced his displeasure in it, while 'the Cerebral Assassin' contested that he knew how much Rock hated having to team up with him, but the feeling went both ways. Tonight they were once again forced together to fight Test and Albert, and Triple H wanted to clear the air first. Rock corrected 'the Game', he didn't hate teaming with him, he loathed it and despised it. But there was one thing and one thing only that was stopping 'the People's Champ' from laying the SmackethDown on his candyass there and then - and it was the fact they had to co-exist tonight. Triple H declared that they had done it all, been through it all, and it was time for a truce. 'The Game' extended a hand to the Rock, declaring that the best man get the win tonight. Believing water could go under the bridge, the Rock didn't accept the handshake. Rock told Triple H that there was a truce - but it was because if 'the Game' even looked at 'the Great One' funny, he could guaran-damn-tee he would kick the monkeycrap out of Triple H tonight.
. 4) The Hardy Boyz (w/Lita) def. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/Steven Richards, Mark Henry and WWF Women's Champion Ivory)The Right to Censor were on a path of destruction ahead of SmackDown Xtreme this Thursday night, where the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan would get another shot at the WWF Tag Team Champions the Dudley Boyz in a tag team tables match. The RTC had ambushed 'the One' Billy Gunn and the Dudleys earlier tonight cancelling their six-man tag team confrontation, but the Hardy Boyz and Lita had come out to challenge the RTC themselves. Lita wanted Ivory's WWF Women's Championship as the two stood present at ringside, whereas Jeff Hardy tried claiming revenge for the back injury caused by Bull Buchanan. Off to a good start, the WWF Light Heavyweight Champion was derailed by a big boot from Buchanan. The RTC began working over the rainbow-haired WWF Superstar, a death valley driver from Goodfather making way for Bull's diving legdrop. Mark Henry got in the action too, choking Jeff on the rope. Bull's springboard clothesline was caught with a dropkick in mid-air, allowing Matt to come in fresh! A Side Effect taking down Buchanan, Matt fought Goodfather when Ivory got on the apron, just to be dragged down by Lita! The tomboy of Team Xtreme tried pulling at 'the Role Model's hair, while inside Matt was blindsighted. Jeff hit Whisper in the Wind on Buchanan, while Goodfather was cradled by Matt - the Hardys winning big tonight!
The Hardy Boyz had pulled off an upset against the Right to Censor, but immediately Mark Henry hit the ring with a double clothesline! The WWF Light Heavyweight Champion and his older brother found themselves recipients of an aggressive beating from the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan, who challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championships this Thursday night on SmackDown Xtreme. Lita came off the top rope with a diving headscissors for Buchanan, but 'the Secret Weapon' swiftly caught the tomboy of Team Xtreme by the hair! Laughter on Steven Richards' face, he and WWF Women's Champion Ivory implored Goodfather and Buchanan do what they did to Chyna one week ago. Setting Lita up for the spike piledriver that incapacitated 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', the Dudley Boyz came to the Hardys' aid! Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley fended off the forces of the RTC, and the Hardys were quick to join in. Once again the RTC were eliminated from the ring, while the Dudleys and Team Xtreme hesitantly joined forces in fending them off. While the Tag titles would be defended in a tables match on SmackDown, the Hardys' victory had granted Lita an opportunity at Ivory's WWF Women's Championship!
. Chris Benoit was stomping the halls in a frenzy, when WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show called for him. The 500-pounder catching up, 'the Giant' explained what a crazy night he had. The 24/7 rule was out to get him, but he was still the champ. Benoit proclaimed that if Show had a target on his back, he didn't want any part of it. Declaring his own problems, 'the Rabid Wolverine' discussed what he did to Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight. He wasn't doing it for Kurt Angle, nor the Coalition. Benoit was treading water in the Coalition's fun and games, and it was time for him to look out for number one: 'the Wolverine' himself.
Benoit walked away and Big Show questioned what had happened to him, when the Fighting Holly Cousins opportunistically jumped the WWF Hardcore Champion! Molly Holly used a fire extinguisher to blind Show for the ambush, with Hardcore Holly using a wet floor sign on the big man! 'The Giant' responded, tossing Crash into a brick wall, before Show sent Hardcore flipping over a table! Molly barraged Show from behind with rights and lefts, but Show caught her by her tiny wrist. Frightened, Molly's slap was blocked by Show taking hold of her other wrist. The 500-pounder reasoned she was lucky she was cute and small, because he was going to let her go. Molly accepted and the two parted ways, Show left baffled by what was going on!
Vince McMahon left his dressing room, dressed to impress. Jacked to the gills, the Chairman was prepared to challenge for the WWF Championship on Kurt Angle Appreciation Night. Here, he encountered his daughter Stephanie McMahon, who looked to him in concern. Despite being on opposite sides of the McMahon Family War, 'the Billion Dollar Princess' folded her arms and expressed her concerns. She wasn't sure if tonight was a good idea, and questioned why he was going through with it. In a moment of intimacy, Vince talked about the memories of being WWF Champion for a night two years ago, and contemplated what it would be like to beat her boyfriend Kurt Angle at his own game, in his hometown, on his own Appreciation Night. Stephanie was worried, but not for 'the Megastar', but her father.
She knew what Angle was capable of, that she loved and respected him, but she knew Angle despised her Dad. Stephanie warned Vince that whatever happened, he brought on himself. It brought Vince to chuckle. Knowingly, Vince put his arm around her and said she would make a great leader of the company some day. It ran in her blood, it ran through her veins. She was better than this - she wasn't any bit like Kurt Angle. She wasn't any bit like her brother Shane McMahon, either. Steph questioned this, and Vince believed Kurt and Shane were possessive, vindictive and manipulating. They only cared about getting their own way. McMahon thanked Stephanie for the warning, but before things escalated any further knowing what he'd gotten himself into: he wanted Steph to question whether he was really the bad guy. Vince left, causing his daughter to think.
. 5) Raven (c) def. Bradshaw to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship (3:34) The WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven had successfully ridden himself of the dilemma that Rikishi brought on. 'Big Kish' was out on the shelf as a result of a separated shoulder caused by Raven at the Royal Rumble, but also the Gore received from the bezerk outsider Rhyno. Coming off the run-in with Chris Jericho earlier tonight, Raven had his work cut out for him against one-half of the APA, Bradshaw. With Faarooq out with a knee injury, Bradshaw pummelled Raven upon entry to the ring. Pounding his chest on the apron, it sent the champ reeling with Bradshaw following. Raven was able to poke the eye and send the Texan into the barricade with a Russian legsweep. Choking Bradshaw upon re-entry, a clothesline and bulldog out of the corner gave Raven a near fall. Raven spread his arms wide open and it cost him, as Bradshaw came firing back with haymakers. A big boot went followed for a fallaway slam, as Bradshaw lined up a Powerbomb just for Raven to bail! Taking a breather on the floor, 'the Creator' protested the referee's count while behind him Bradshaw was struck with another Gore from Rhyno! As Rhyno hopped the barricade once more, Raven scurried in for an easy, decisive three count.
Yet again did Rhyno involve himself in a WWF Superstar's business, marking the second time in which the newcomer had delivered a Gore to Bradshaw! The WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven tapped his forehead with his finger, a sign of intelligence. Self-knowing, 'the Creator' smirked as he took a seat of rest in the corner, finding pleasure in the agonized Texan's predicament. Though suddenly, Chris Jericho came onto the stage with a microphone! Starstruck and amazed by Raven's quick-thinking and wit, Y2J mocked the speech Raven gave him earlier about being simple. What he had just seen was the display of a yellow-belly, skanky and smelly, ragged and rancid, homeless sloth named Raven! Calling him "junior", Jericho proclaimed Raven was every bit of smart as he was concussed. Y2J left smugly, while Raven shook his head in disagreement.
. WWF Champion Kurt Angle was proud of his actions, while Edge and Christian licked their wounds in the Coalition's dressing room. 'The Megastar' said that if that wasn't proof of what they could do, he didn't know what was. The brothers were confused, remarking they still got their asses mauled by Kane tonight! Angle contended they still got the job done, and that they win some and lose some. Walking away in disagreement, Angle hoped they'd be present at ringside later tonight, because he wanted the entire Coalition to see what he had in mind for Vince McMahon. 'The Megastar' grinned, when faced with Trish Stratus - wearing Angle's face on a tanktop! Trish and Kurt smiled seeing one another, as the Olympic Gold Medalist complimented her attire. Stratus curled her hair with her fingers and wished him a happy Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, even hugging Kurt Angle! Angle was excited to be home, to be celebrated, but also to kick Vince McMahon's ass! Giggling, Trish wished him luck, but hoped that he go easy on the Chairman. Considerately, the champ chuckled and said he couldn't promise anything. But for a big fan like Trish, Kurt was willing to consider it!
While Kurt Angle readied himself, Triple H was seen dousing himself with water prepared for battle against T&A. Separately, the Rock exited his dressing room and was making a beeline for the ring. Once again forced to co-exist, the explosive duo of 'the People's Champ' and 'the Game' were moments from taking on Test and Albert - up next!
A replay aired, reviewing the closing moments of the WWF Intercontinental Championship match. Bradshaw was closing in on victory, when Raven crumpled out to the floor. Risking being counted out in order to retain the title, behind the referee's back came Rhyno, delivering a second Gore in one week for the tough Texan from the APA! During the break, Bradshaw was seen cutching his ribcage and sturnum, while shouting through the halls demanding Rhyno show his face! Calling him a coward, the APA founder demanded to come out from hiding and fight him!
. 6) Triple H and The Rock def. T&A (5:16)The problems between 'the Game' and 'the People's Champ' continued into last week on SmackDown. As Triple H and the Rock fought Edge and Christian in one-on-one encounters, the other two men would involve themselves, with the night culminating with Triple H getting payback in the form of a Pedigree. Retribution for 'the Great One' having laid him out the Monday prior, both men were on the verge of implosion. There were problems from before the bell over who would start, which enabled T&A to jump them from behind. Test and Albert sent 'the Game' from the ring and began double-teaming Rock, despite the former WWF Champion's protests. A pumphandle slam gave Test a near fall, and Albert would follow suit with a big splash in the corner. 'The Freight Train' attempted a Baldo Bomb, but Rock fought out and planted him with a spinebuster! The tag was made to Triple H, who planted Test with a DDT. Striking Albert with the high knee off the ropes, he soon wound up the recipient of a big boot from Test! T&A were back in the driver's seat, a nerve grip applied by Albert to ground 'the Cerebral Assassin'. Finding a way out, Albert scored with a torture rack slam, but missed a second rope big splash! Triple H stumbled and Rock tagged himself in, connecting with the floatover DDT to Test! Clotheslining Albert out, single-handedly the Rock gave Test a spinebuster and electrified with the People's Elbow for the win!
The Rock had picked up the win single-handedly, at the climax of a hard-fought confrontation with Test and Albert. What 'the Great One' did not know was that while he stood tall on the second rope, that 'the Freight Train' had entered the ring with a steel chair! Albert nailed Rock in the spine with the chair, when Triple H came in and span the 350-pounder around for the Pedigree! Triple H swung the steel chair to send Test running to the floor, when the Rock spotted Triple H red-handed with a steel chair in hand! 'The Game' dropped the chair suspiciously and reasoned with Rock, who got right in his face. Trash talking from 'the Great One' soon led to right hands, and 'the Game' went crashing to the mat as a result! Rock stalked Triple H and went for the Rock Bottom just for Triple H to break out! Kicking Rock in the gut, 'the Game' looked for the Pedigree, when Rock was able to slip away. Triple H came back for more, Rock able to send 'the Game' over the top rope! The Rock was left standing in the ring, picking up the steel chair and yelling at Triple H, who in actuality had saved him from a steel chair beating, courtesy of T&A!
. Shane McMahon was high energy in the Coalition's dressing room, stoked to see the WWF Champion and hometown hero Kurt Angle beat up his father Vince McMahon tonight! Shane O'Mac walked up and down bouncing with energy, while Stephanie McMahon sat in deep thought on the couch. Shane acknowledged Steph's lack of enthusiasm, asking why she wasn't excited to watch her boyfriend do what he did best. 'The Billion Dollar Princess' questioned if they really wanted to see their Dad suffer, and wondered whether it was a good idea. Steph didn't want to go out there tonight, but Shane claimed they each owed 'the Megastar' this. It was Kurt Angle Appreciation Night - for a person she loves dearly! Stephanie shrugged, and Shane chuckled. He knew she'd go soft. When asked what that meant, Shane declared that Stephanie needed to face the music that something needed to happen. If they wanted power, they had to be ruthless! Steph defended herself, saying that they had power! Shane groaned and told Stephanie that they were doing a tactful job of forcing their father out of their World Wrestling Federation! Shane wanted the company all to himself, and demanded Stephanie get with the program! Shane left the room in annoyance, leaving Stephanie gobsmacked. Was that enough evidence for Stephanie, was Shane really the bad guy?
Jacked up, the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation strutted the hallway. On Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, Vince McMahon had called out the WWF Champion to put his title on the line, in front of his own hometown! Down a separate corridor walked Kurt Angle, the WWF Champion 'Megastar' flanked by Edge and Christian, as well as a watchful WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show. The main event was up next!
We returned to see Shane McMahon walking down the rampway, joined by the familiar faces of the WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show, Edge and Christian of the Coalition, as well as Chris Benoit despite what he had said about looking out for himself earlier tonight! The group navigated ringside prepared for the main event. There was also no sign of Stephanie McMahon, who had protested coming out to witness her boyfriend and father go at it tonight!
7) Kurt Angle (c) def. Vince McMahon to retain the WWF Championship (4:21)Ever since the Chairman's return to the World Wrestling Federation last month, Vince McMahon had had it out for his daughter Stephanie McMahon's boyfriend and WWF Champion, Kurt Angle. While the McMahon Family have developed a rivalry with Shane and Stephanie questing for power over the company, it appeared 'the Billion Dollar Princess' was having second thoughts, given her conspicuous absent at ringside. The Coalition watched 'the Megastar', on Kurt Angle Appreciation Night, bask in confidence while squaring off with Vince McMahon. The Chairman noticed the hate of the Coalition surrounding the ring, and Angle shoved the challenger. In response, Vince fired Angle up with a one-two series of punching strikes! Angle was taken back into the corner, when the boss looked for a double-leg takedown! The Olympic Gold Medalist blocked it and kicked him away, but Vince fired with more strikes! Actually having the hometown hero stunned, Vince gave Angle a swift right hand that sent him sailing out to the floor! As his father flexed, Shane supported Angle and revised the champ's strategy. A poised champ reentered, getting in the face of the challenger.
Vince slapped Kurt, but Kurt responded with a big headbutt! Angle mounted the boss and began laying into him, before swiftly transitioning to a crossface chickenwing! Angle screamed at Vince to tap, but McMahon refused, using his teeth to bite down and break out. Vince struck with more haymakers and boxing blows, but Kurt Angle was able to clothesline him down! The WWF Champion was finished toying with the Chairman, a suplex somehow only keeping the boss down for a near fall. Angle could not believe the audacity and applied a front facelock, when McMahon successfully double-legged the Olympian! Vince mounted and went for ground and pound, when Shane McMahon entered the ring, jumping his father from behind! Vince McMahon immediately shoved Shane McMahon off and threatened the referee not to call off the match, and tackled his son to the canvas! The Chairman prepared to punish his own flesh and blood, when Kurt Angle came from behind! The WWF Champion locked in an Ankle Lock on his girlfriend's father, causing him to tap out!
The old man tapping out, Kurt Angle refused to release the hold, while Shane McMahon hollered. The Coalition entered the ring to watch Vince McMahon squirm, when the Undertaker and Kane hit the ring! 'The American Badass' and 'the Big Red Machine' had arrived, the Brothers of Destruction managing to fend off Edge and Christian, when Big Show was able to plant Kane with a mammoth Chokeslam! Undertaker tried to keep fighting, but Chris Benoit was able to take him down with a German suplex. The Coalition once again stood tall, when the glass shattered: Stone Cold Steve Austin was here!
Cranking his neck with fury, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' wanted revenge on 'the Rabid Wolverine', and Austin came straight for Benoit! Tackling him down and throwing wild punches, Austin fought off Edge, Big Show and Christian with haymakers, when Shane McMahon tried striking him from behind! Austin turned back and came at him, but Benoit was there to jump Austin! Vince McMahon slumped in the corner, with the Undertaker and Kane spread out at ringside, and with Stone Cold Steve Austin locked in the Crossface! Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon raised hands with the Coalition, all the while Stephanie McMahon came down to ringside, looking on at her lover and boyfriend, standing valiantly in the middle of the carnage! Was 'the Billion Dollar Princess' coming to her senses? Who, in Stephanie McMahon's eyes, was the bad guy?
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SmackDown! Xtreme - February 1, 2001 Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio Broadcast on UPN Taped on January 30, 2001
SmackDown Xtreme opened up to the sight of Vince McMahon in his office. His back to the camera, the Chairman took a slow turn and hobbled over, the recipient of the Ankle Lock received by Kurt Angle this past Monday night. The boss took the time to address what went down on RAW is WAR, how Kurt Angle Appreciation Night was summed up by 'the Megastar' showing his true colors. Admitting the WWF Champion gave him one hell of a fight, he was of belief that deep down, he struck a cord with the champ. The Chairman did not appreciate the interference of his manipulative son Shane McMahon, nor did he condone the actions of the Coalition. While thanking the unwarranted help he received from the likes of Kane, the Undertaker and even Stone Cold Steve Austin, he realized they did it for their own reasons. While McMahon was in power of the World Wrestling Federation, being its Owner, he believed it was not in his best interest to call for a rematch with the WWF Champion - instead, he was making Angle defend the title tonight against the man deserving most of all. The man cheated out of the gold at the Royal Rumble - 'the American Badass' himself, the Undertaker! But tonight SmackDown was Xtreme, and it would in fact be taken to the extreme...in a Casket match! Callously, the furious Chairman wished Angle luck!
The video package aired, cutting to the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! Pyrotechnics erupted across the stage and in the rafters above the ring, as we were welcomed to SmackDown Xtreme! Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler welcomed us to the show, on a huge night in SmackDown history. With the XFL kicking off with its first season this Saturday, tonight we would see the WWF Championship on the line, with Kurt Angle defending against the Undertaker in a Casket match! Stone Cold Steve Austin would meet WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show; we would see the WWF European Champion William Regal defend the title once again against Chris Jericho in a Submission match! Plus, we would see the WWF Women's Championship at stake, with Ivory battling Lita in a match ordered by Divas Ambassador Debra to feature no interference! 1) The Dudley Boyz (c) def. The Goodfather and Bull Buchanan (w/Steven Richards) in a Tag Team Tables match to retain the WWF Tag Team Championships (5:56)The Right to Censor may have come up short at the Royal Rumble, but their exploits in putting Chyna out indefinitely with a spike piledriver-influenced neck injury had allowed the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan to sneak in for a rematch. The Dudley Boyz had a thirst for revenge as did Billy Gunn, who accompanied them out to immediately chase Steven Richards from ringside! After the attack the trio received at the hands of the RTC on Monday night, who could blame them? The Dudleys and the two lone RTC members duked it out early, with an assisted back suplex taking Goodfather down. Bull struck with big boots, and a death valley driver from Goodfather paved the way for Bull to strike with a diving leg drop to D-Von Dudley. The challengers provided the table and rested it in the corner. Goodfather rushed for a corner splash, just for Bubba to prevent it with a Bubba Bomb! Buchanan faced Wazzup!, and D-Von was told to get the tables!
Mark Henry jogged down and blindsighted D-Von, when Bubba joined in on the fight. The RTC returned to prominence from behind, but the Goodfather was eliminated (2:46) following a 3D through the table. With strength in numbers, 'the Secret Weapon' struck, and D-Von Dudley was eliminated (3:13) following a running powerslam through a table on the floor! All by himself, Bubba fought valiantly, but found himself being sent up the rampway. Buchanan and Goodfather hounded Bubba to the stage, where Mark teased a running powerslam off the stage! Bubba fought out of it just to be big booted by Buchanan, when Billy Gunn returned, bouncing a steel chair off Mark's skull! Billy fought Mark Henry to the back, while Bull attempted a powerbomb just to be back dropped onto the steel stage! Bubba managed to oust Bull up for a powerbomb, diving off the stage through three tables to win the match!
The Dudley Boyz had retained the WWF Tag Team Championships, though Bubba Ray Dudley did not look like a winner after the gigantic bump he'd taken! D-Von Dudley crawled up the side of the rampway to his half-brother's aid, raising his senseless tag partner's hand in victory while he lay in the ruins of the table. Bull Buchanan was unresponsive, Bubba having driven himself ten feet off the stage through three tables! D-Von hoisted Bubba up in his arms, as the referee handed them their titles. SmackDown Xtreme was off to the races!
The WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show was seen taping his wrists for battle, in his title defence against Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight. Shane McMahon entered the room and asked 'the Giant' if he was ready to destroy 'the Texas Rattlesnake' again tonight, to which the big man responded affirmative. The Big Show brought up the twos First Blood match several weeks ago, but noted how this wouldn't be a fluke. He was going to open Austin up, he was going to pry out his innards and he was going to feast on the bones of 'the Rattlesnake'. Taken aback, Shane O'Mac explained that was great, but he'd been thinking. Stating Stone Cold as the Royal Rumble winner, Shane reasoned Show had no reason to put his title on the line - Austin was after the WWF Championship. Shane effectively made it a non-title match, and for Show's focus, he was suspending the 24/7 rule for the night! Show was relieved and glad to hear it. Shane planned to keep the Hardcore stipulation. Show liked the idea a lot.
In walked a frantic WWF Champion Kurt Angle. Dishevelled from the news made by Vince McMahon at the start of the show, 'the Megastar' demanded to know what in the hell a freaking Casket match was doing, being contested in 2001! 'The Megastar' claimed he was an Olympic Gold Medalist and one of the best wrestlers to walk the planet - he wasn't Kamala! Shane tried to relax the anxious champ, who demanded he fix it. Shane told Kurt he would try to, but Vince had spoken and he couldn't overpower him. Sighing, he wished Stephanie McMahon was here. Angle did too, he hadn't heard from his own girlfriend since RAW on Monday - and yet they lived together!
. In the Gund Arena, Bradshaw made his way out to the ring wasting no time. Storming the ring, one-half of the APA stood alone in defiance, with Faarooq plagued with a knee injury. The tough Texan was angry as he took to the microphone, saying he was sick and tired of hearing about Rhyno. He was a madman, he was a cheat, and he was a coward! Bradshaw said his stomach might be in knots from the Gores he'd received, but he was calling Rhyno out to settle whatever this was, right here and now! Rhyno promptly answered, actually coming from backstage for a change! The ECW combatant walked with purpose, breaking out into a run to the ring! 2) Rhyno def. Bradshaw (2:57)The man only known as Rhyno made his World Wrestling Federation debut in an incredible fashion. Goring the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H and even Kane, the combatant from Extreme Championship Wrestling had taken out the likes of Hardcore and Crash Holly. He had Gored Rikishi to the shelf, as well as Scotty 2 Hotty. But the straw that broke the camel's back was Goring Bradshaw twice in one week. The Texan had much to prove with Faarooq injured, and immediately broke into a slugfest with 'the Man-Beast'. Rhyno surprise Bradshaw with a powerslam, before stalking for a Gore, only to eat a big boot! Bradshaw handed out a stiff beating and put boots to him, when Rhyno surprised with a clothesline. An amazingly impressive gorilla press slam saw the 290-pound Texan taken down, but as he tried another Gore he received the fallaway slam! Bradshaw signalled for the Clothesline From Hell and missed, and Rhyno impacted with the Gore for the win.
Rhyno picked up his first win tonight on SmackDown Xtreme, 'the Man-Beast' mysteriously rolling out of the ring and once again jumping over the barricade to stampede away. Bradshaw clutched his ribcage once again, having been bested by this mysterious ECW combatant. What was Rhyno doing here, and why?
. Stone Cold Steve Austin was spotted arriving at the Gund Arena, cranking his neck after the Crossface beatings received by Chris Benoit, as well as the rest of the Coalition as RAW is WAR went off the air. Kevin Kelly approached Austin timidly, asking where his head was at. 'The Texas Rattlesnake' seemed more glad than anything, Austin had a major score to settle with the Big Show. He had an even bigger score to settle with Chris Benoit, the man he'd beaten to within an inch of his life at No Mercy in a Non-Sanctioned match! Kevin didn't know where 'the Rabid Wolverine' was when asked, but made note out of how Show would no longer be putting the WWF Hardcore Championship at stake, per Shane McMahon. Austin frankly didn't give a damn whether it was for his cruddy little title or not. All Stone Cold felt like doing was raising some hell, and kicking somebody's ass!
WWF Women's Champion Ivory paced the Right to Censor's dressing room, when in walked Steven Richards with an injury update on Bull Buchanan. Steven dreadfully expressed how Bull Buchanan was hurt, and would be out for a little bit. 'The Role Model' gasped and cursed the Dudley Boyz's names, calling them a pair of hoodlums that deserved taking out of the picture. Steven believed that Ivory should be focusing on her title match with Lita tonight, when the female representative of the RTC expressed her sheer horror that WWF Divas Ambassador Debra had barred all outside interference, and began fretting about 'the One' Billy Gunn getting involved. Steven firmly reminded Ivory that she was the champ. She was the champ for the reason, and a bold, fearless lady. With no interference, there'd be no Matt or Jeff Hardy, there'd be no D-Von and Bubba Ray Dudley, and there'd be no Billy Gunn. Ivory breathed deeply, as Steven assured her that she had this won.
. Triple H made his way out to the ring to a huge ovation from the Cleveland crowd. 'The Game's exchange with the Rock from this past Monday night had sure to be playing on his mind, as he spat the water and graced the microphone in the ring. He wanted to discuss all of the beef and all of the pent-up rage that had been shared between himself and 'the Brahma Bull'. He understood full well that the Rock had an axe to grind: he wanted the WWF Championship. The problem was, so did he. Triple H ran down the history in which he and 'the Great One' had been through, the Ladder matches, the Three Stages of Hell matches, the WrestleMania matches and beyond. He and the Rock had been to hell and back, but 'the Game' felt inclined to remind Rock that he was not the man he once was! Fed up with the Rock's cr*p, how paranoid he was after saving his sorry ass from a steel chair beating courtesy of T&A, 'the Game' demanded he come out and settle it - right here and now! The Rock made his way out to the ring, raising an eyebrow at 'the Game'. The Cleveland crowd felt the electricity, as 'the Great One' dressed in style. Removing his sunglasses to look Triple H dead in the eye again, the Rock reiterated Triple H's burning desire to make up with him. Triple H might as well buy him flowers, wine and dine the Rock if he wanted an acceptance. The fact of the matter was, the two of them would never be friends, and there was no ifs or buts about it.
Rock had every reason to look at 'the Game' like he was a seven-headed demon from space, the beatdowns and punishments he had received at his hands. Rock understood crystal clear that Triple H was a new man, that he was divorced and free to roam the market, chasing whatever pie he wanted. All of his friends backstabbed him, and it was easy to see why. Triple H had a redemption story, but the Rock had too - and that was trusting no single man alive today, and recapturing the WWF Championship! Triple H saw the Rock as bone-headed, to which Rock responded that 'the Game' wouldn't need a redemption story if he wasn't a Greenwich born-and-raised, spoonfed jabroni. 'The Game' reiterated that it was fair to understand why 'the People's Champ' didn't forgive or forget, but he didn't want to fight the Rock. What Triple H wanted was to be the man going to WrestleMania, with the WWF Championship! Rock shared the same belief, iterating that whatever partnership he thought was there, was over. It was done, it was dead. Rock said he couldn't wait to layeth the SmackDown on Triple H's candyass, much like he couldn't wait to reclaim that illustrious sixth WWF Championship, and rejoice with the millions and millions of his fans. Edge and Christian abruptly interrupted!
Edge remarked to Christian that tempers were flaring here on SmackDown Xtreme. Christian discussed the tensions in which 'the Game' and 'the Brahma Bull' were having, that once upon a time himself and Edge went through the same ordeal. Who claimed the top bunk? Who could have the last bowl of cereal? Who was the favorite in their mother's eyes? Edge gawked at the trip down memory lane, describing their qualms as totally pathetic! Christian pledged their allegiance to the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, and said that the fact they are whining like children - not like champions - effectively prove just how sucktacular they truly are! Rock shunned Edge and Christian, under belief they still slept with their mother. He imagined they argued over who wet the bed last night, and who got to be the first to suck at her teet! Triple H got serious and told the brothers that they'd beaten their asses before - why not try them again? Edge and Christian complied, looking to prove why they totally reeked of awesomeness! The Rock levelled off on Edge, while Triple H began taking down Christian time and time again! Edge sidestepped Rock and caught 'the Game' with a spear, but Rock responded with the Rock Bottom! Christian looked for the Unprettier on 'the People's Champ', to receive the Pedigree! Edge and Christian retreated, while Rock and Triple H looked one another in the eye. With not another word said they parted ways, still refusing to reach an angreement!
In the Gund Arena, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler were ready for the WWF European Championship to be defended in a Submission match, when WWF Intercontinental Champion Raven came lurking out. Met with loud boos, 'the Creator' spread his arms wide open before hobbling down to ringside. As dishevelled as ever, the enigmatic champ set up shop beside Cole and 'the King', putting on a headset! Jerry was glad to see Raven, who replied that he wasn't happy to see him. Raven knew all about Jerry's promiscuous nature, and just how much he enjoyed taking the innocence of a blossoming flower.3) William Regal (c) def. Chris Jericho in a Submission match to retain the WWF European Championship (4:30)Y2J had been gunning for the WWF European Championship from William Regal for several weeks, even making 'the Goodwill Ambassador' submit on multiple occasions. On RAW is WAR, Chris Jericho tried again, just to find himself and the Brit counted out. Jericho engaged in a verbal confrontation with the WWF Intercontinental Champion after the match, with Y2J taking matters one step further later that night and mocking Raven for barely scraping by in his win against Bradshaw. Y2J exchanged words with Raven allowing William Regal to ambush him from behind. The technical genius from Blackpool targeted the tweaked leg from Monday's encounter, submission being the only way to walk out the champ tonight. Y2J fired back with chops, but a knee strike granted the European control. A chinlock was unable to keep the challenger at bay, and a backbreaker struck. Slamming the leg, Regal softened Jericho, until he responded with an enzuigiri! A bulldog and Lionsault caused Regal to flee, when Jericho sent Regal over the announce table! Exchanging further words with 'the Creator', Regal shocked Jericho with the WWF European title! With no disqualifications, Raven then blasted Jericho himself, and drilled him with a Russian legsweep into the announce table's side! Dumping a groggy Jericho back inside, Regal capitalized with the Regal Stretch to retain the title.
'The Goodwill Ambassador' had not come out on top in this Submission match the gentlemanly way. Retaining the WWF European Championship was William Regal's only concern as he rolled out to the floor, leaving Chris Jericho riving in pain with his knee in the ring. Y2J had come up short, but the reason was magnified once the despicable WWF Intercontinental Champion slid into the ring! Teasing an attack, Raven instead slumped down to comfort in the corner, sniffling and watching Y2J struggle. 'The Creator' mouthed that Jericho would never learn, and that he was too boneheaded to figure out his shortcomings!
. WWF Champion Kurt Angle walked the halls of the Gund Arena, still unsure what to do with the Casket match against the Undertaker still to come. With no Stephanie McMahon to comfort him, 'the Megastar' pondered where Edge and Christian were. He turned a corner and nearly bumped into Trish Stratus, who playfully joked about Kurt being in a hurry. Angle was relieved to see her, wanting to understand her take on Vince McMahon's decisionmaking for tonight. Trish preferred to stay out of it, but remained hopeful for her hero that he'd find a way to win. Trish provided wisdom and told Angle he was only as good as he believed he could be, and it caught onto the Olympic Gold Medalist's mind. Smiling and thanking the WWF Diva, Trish smiled merrily before wishing him luck. She noted she was in a match as well tonight - a bra and panties match against Terri. She hoped Kurt would be watching, and in her departure Angle naively exclaimed that he'd be watching, wishing her luck too!
At WWF New York, X-Pac was on the microphone atop the stage inside the entertainment complex. The crowd in New York City booed and chanted "X-Pac sucks" at 'the Man', who complained that the fans had no idea what they were talking about. He was the man that made D-Generation X, he was the man that was a former WWF European and WWF Tag Team Champion, and that he was the youngest veteran in the World Wrestling Federation! X-Pac proclaimed the people should be bowing at his feet, he only received more X-Pac Heat for his worries.
. 4) Trish Stratus def. Terri (w/The Radicalz) in a Bra and Panties match (2:14)Since she was fired from her strategic agent services by T&A several weeks ago, Trish Stratus had been finding out about new connections. One of which was her profound fandom for the WWF Champion Kurt Angle, which subsequently got her into trouble with 'the Megastar's girlfriend Stephanie McMahon last week on SmackDown. Her loss with Bradshaw at Test and Albert's hand last week did not deter her, however, and Trish looked to show her newfound wrestling abilities in a Bra and Panties match against 'the She-Devil' Terri. The Radicalz watched eagerly as Trish worked hard and outwrestled Terri early on. A series of armdrags and a dropkick stunned her for a suplex, but Terri came back looking for her opponent's shirt. The two WWF Divas rolled atop the referee, leaving Terri disgraced by the official. Reprimanding him, it gave Trish the perfect opportunity to strip the blouse off of her back. A sunset flip saw Trish target Terri's pants, but Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko provided the distraction, enabling their girl to pull Trish down by the hair! Terri stood on her hair and pulled the shirt off, when Trish hooked Terri's hips and scored with a victory roll: relieving Terri of her pants and leaving her in her bra and panties!
Trish Stratus wrapped 'the She-Devil's pants around her neck like golfpants, having her hands raised in victory! SmackDown Xtreme had witnessed a tables match, a submission match, and now a bra and panties match, and the WWF Diva proudly displayed her bra-contained puppies to Cleveland's delight. Terri was left exposed in her skin-toned bra and panties, screaming for the eyeful Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko to cover her up! The Radicalz were busy eyeing their mutual interest up, when Saturn and Malenko each removed their shirts to try and give Terri something to cover up with. As the Radicalz guarded the half-naked Terri up the rampway, Trish proudly wore Terri's clothes as a trophy for the victory.
. The Undertaker was in the locker room standing in silence, seemingly all prepared for the rematch with Kurt Angle, this time contested in a Casket match with the WWF Championship on the line. Jonathan Coachman looked for some insight from 'the American Badass', discussing the beating he, Kane and Stone Cold Steve Austin had received as RAW is WAR went off the air. Undertaker said it was Coalition antics at their worst. 'The Big Dog' believed tonight was a new night, and that his mind was laser focused on 'the Megastar'. Speaking of the title match back at the Royal Rumble, 'the Deadman' proclaimed Angle might have gotten away with murder then, but it would not happen again. He might not dress like Satan anymore, but you couldn't teach a dog new tricks. This was his yard and it had been for ten long years, and he so happened to have a knack when it came to Casket matches. If Angle thought the Rumble was rough, tonight he would make Kurt Angle famous in Old School fashion: by making him rest in peace!
Elsewhere, Stone Cold Steve Austin made a beeline for the ring. Walking the halls of the Gund Arena with purpose, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' abruptly came across Vince McMahon. The Chairman was watchful, anticipating his match with WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show. Austin glared the boss out from afar, and promptly flipped him the double-bird, before keeping on moving! 'The Rattlesnake' would meet 'the Giant' again in a non-title Hardcore match - next! 5) Stone Cold Steve Austin def. WWF Hardcore Champion The Big Show in a Hardcore match (4:51)'The Texas Rattlesnake' had business to attend to with 'the Rabid Wolverine', following Chris Benoit's unanticipated assault on Monday night on RAW is WAR. Stone Cold Steve Austin found himself twice locked in the unrelenting Crossface, but tonight he had a score to settle with the seven-foot-two, 500-pound WWF Hardcore Champion. Originally for the title, Shane McMahon contested the 2001 Royal Rumble winner did not need the title, but retained the Hardcore match stipulation. Stone Cold came out guns ablaze from the get-go, immediately rushing Big Show with haymakers. A Lou Thesz press saw Austin take the big man down, but in the melee Show was able to roll out to the floor. Austin followed, just to receive a big boot from the champ!
A giant chop connected with Austin held against the barricade, when Show introduced a trash can and bounced it off his adversary's head. Austin was able to strike back with a steel chair shot to the spine, but Show punched it out of Austin's hands! A sidewalk slam through a trash can gave 'the Giant' a near fall, when Show motioned for the Chokeslam. Austin fired back and scored another Thesz press, when Big Show grabbed Austin by the throat! Show powered 'the Rattlesnake' for a Chokeslam, but Austin kicked free! A Stone Stunner rocked 'the Giant's world, but he remained dazed on his feet. A steel chair shot sent the tower crashing down! Austin sized Show up for a second, when Shane McMahon sped out to the ring! Austin swung the chair his way and went up for another Chokeslam, but Austin cracked Show in the skull twice! Another Stunner went delivered, and Austin came out on top!
Stone Cold Steve Austin had been in for a tough battle against the WWF Hardcore Champion the Big Show. Once the bell sounded however, Shane McMahon slipped into the ring and wielded the steel chair! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' turned and spotted Shane, immediately cornering him! Fed up of the Coalition authority's antics, Austin began to stomp a mudhole in Shane, when 'the Giant' took him from behind. Austin rattled Show off with a series of right hands, when Chris Benoit hit the ring and blasted Austin with the chair! 'The Rabid Wolverine' jabbed the ribcage of 'the Rattlesnake' to thunderous boos, before holding the blunt edge of the chair to Austin's throat! Stone Cold reached to get his hands on the sinister 'Wolverine', who defiantly rolled out of the ring and took another leave. Shane and the Big Show left the ring as well, though Benoit wanted no part of the Coalition's celebration. What did Benoit have against 'the Rattlesnake?'
. Lita was psyching herself up for a chance at recapturing the WWF Women's Championship against Ivory, when the Hardy Boyz approached her. Matt Hardy playfully hugged his girlfriend while WWF Light Heavyweight Champion Jeff Hardy asked her if she was ready. Lita was confident, reminding them of the underhanded ways in which 'the Role Model' had gotten one over on her before. After nearly suffering the same fate as Chyna did at the hands of the Goodfather and Bull Buchanan, she wanted to remind Ivory what payback was all about. The Hardys expressed WWF Divas Ambassador Debra barring outside interference, but they would be watching out for the Right to Censor. Lita appreciated it and Team Xtreme parted ways. Women's action for the gold was up next!
Lita darted to the ring for her chance at recapturing the WWF Women's Championship, energetically hitting the second rope to the delight of the Cleveland crowd. Her opponent soon made her way out to the stage, the WWF Women's Champion Ivory holding up her arms in array, complaining about the revolting, dastardly actions of the Dudley Boyz, who earlier tonight could have potentially paralyzed her noble colleague Bull Buchanan in the tag team tables match! 'The Role Model' understood that it was an eye for an eye, but dwelled that the WWF Tag Team Champions were not men, but savages! Thankfully, Bull would be alright, and it was not another Chyna incident! The RTC member couldn't help but snicker, before talking about how Lita spoke of the champ like she was a hypocrite, but she wasn't - she was a true role model! Bettering the entire women's division one night at a time, Ivory implored Lita to be the next to face her dominance, when Lita brought the champ to reality with a baseball slide!6) Ivory (c) def. Lita to retain the WWF Women's Championship (3:38)The new WWF Divas Ambassador Debra was doing a fine job of ensuring the Divas saw regular competition, and that went for the WWF Women's Champion Ivory as well. The Right to Censor and the Hardy Boyz had been barred from interfering in this title match tonight, with Lita out for revenge for the Right to Censor threatening her with a spike piledriver on Monday night, until the cavalry of the Dudley Boyz and Billy Gunn came to her aid. Lita dropped Ivory with snapmares and armdrags, and a flapjack scored the former champ a near fall. Ivory took a breather on the floor, prompting Lita to follow just to be flattened with elbow drops. Grounding the tomboy, the Poison Ivory attracted a two count to the RTC member's disdain. Choking Lita across the bottom rope and hurling her by her hair, Ivory applied a headlock just for Lita to break free! A hurricanrana and a diving crossbody from the top gave the challenger a near fall. Ivory tried to escape again, but Lita brought her back in the hard way! The Twist of Fate connected, and the Moonsault was on its way when Ivory got her knees up! Opportunistic and dazed, the champ rolled Lita up with her thong for leverage to retain the title!
Once again barely scraping by, Ivory collapsed out at ringside with Steven Richards immediately running down the rampway to help the Right to Censor's 'Role Model' to her feet. Ivory clasped the WWF Women's Championship with vigor, as Lita feigned disappointment in the ring. Steven raised Ivory's hand high, when 'the One' Billy Gunn returned! Billy knocked Steven down from behind and began to pound on him, when Lita dragged Ivory back into the ring! Lita stripped off her and climbed to the top rope, delivering a Moonsault on the WWF Women's Champion! As Steven was able to escape Billy Gunn's wrath, Lita stood tall. The Hardy Boyz applauded her from the backstage monitor, despite leaving SmackDown Xtreme without the title.
. Chris Benoit was seen walking the halls of the Gund Arena, when caught up to by Shane McMahon. 'The Rabid Wolverine' responded coldly as Shane O'Mac regarded the beating received to Stone Cold Steve Austin as awesome. Shane proclaimed that that was the Coalition he knew and loved, the ability to rely on one another. Benoit looked at Shane funny, remarking that the Big Show and Shane got their butts hammered by 'the Texas Rattlesnake' tonight. Benoit came out for his own reasons, to stick to Austin himself - and that's what he did! Benoit walked away, apparently looking to distance himself from the Coalition, but pursued him further.
Before he could, Vince McMahon left the office behind him. The Chairman caught his son by surprise, as Vince questioned if there were any problems with the scheduled Casket match tonight. Defensively, Shane declared 'the Megastar' was above these gimmicks from the 90s! Kurt Angle was a serious competitor, and deserved better than to have to put 'the Deadman' in a coffin to retain the WWF Championship. The Chairman questioned if Kurt was the type of serious competitor to rely on the antics of the Coalition to squirm out of title matches, referencing what happened to him on Monday night. Vince told Shane that his decision was final, and advised Shane prepare himself now even Stephanie McMahon had caught onto his self-centred little charade! The boss walked away, but received a tongue-lashing from his irate son, who told Vince he Angle would walk out like the fearless leader he was!
Back on SmackDown, Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler further discussed the situation with 'the Ninth Wonder of the World' Chyna, and how she was out indefinitely as a result of the spike piledriver beating received at the hands of the Right to Censor. 'The King' expressed his gratitude and well wishes to Chyna, while Michael promised that Monday night on RAW is WAR we would hear an official update on her condition from the Playboy covergirl herself, as this weekend she was scheduled to meet Jim Ross for a special sit-down interview.
. Eddie Guerrero took his time moseying out to the ring to a loud chorus of boos from the Gund Arena. 'Latino Heat' wore a smirk on his face, as he basked in the Cleveland crowd's disapproval. In the ring, Eddie cockily remarked how tired he was of having to hear about his ex-'Mamacita'. Eddie was over Chyna, but it annoyed him to no end to keep having to hear about his crippled ex-fiancee, even daring to make further jokes about her! K-Kwik had heard enough and came out to the stage with a microphone in hand, telling Eddie that nobody cared whether they were together at all, just like how nobody wanted to hear a word out of Guerrero's mouth! K-Dawg was a friend of Chyna's, and for Eddie to keep making fun of her while she was down was as low as you could get. Eddie mocked K-Kwik's rap career and believed nobody wanted to hear from him either, but the rap artist exclaimed we would find out - storming to the ring to shut Eddie's mouth! 7) Eddie Guerrero def. K-Kwik (3:49)'Latino Heat' was apparently sick and tired of having to hear about Chyna each and every night following the spike piledriver incident, less than two weeks ago. Despite claims that he was over 'the Ninth Wonder of the World', ex-fiancee Eddie Guerrero had continued to draw ire from the locker room for jokes and insults made. K-Kwik surprised Eddie with a hip toss in which he dropped down to a splits position, then got rowdy with a barrage of strikes! A running dropkick sent Eddie into the corner, as K-Dawg looked for a superplex from the top rope, only for the former WWF Intercontinental Champion to bring him down with a sunset flip powerbomb! Reverting to a methodical pace, Eddie aggressively hammered on K-Kwik, and applied the famous Gory Special. K-Dawg hanging upside down, he was able to break out and give Eddie an axe kick for a two count! K-Kwik scored the scissors kick and looked for the Mic Stand, when Eddie shocked him with a sudden brainbuster! Slowly, Eddie pranced to the top rope for the Frog Splash, picking up the three count.
Just like that, Eddie Guerrero was able to pick up the victory in dramatic fashion. 'Latino Heat' had turned the tide drastically on K-Kwik, as the surly former WWF Intercontinental Champion had his hand raised in victory. Eddie wasn't yet done however, instead teasing a further beating of K-Dawg! The referee rescinded him and Eddie left on his own terms despite having closed in on the rapper, who'd began to recover.
. The WWF Champion Kurt Angle continued to pace back and forth in the Coalition's dressing room, Shane McMahon trying to reason with 'the Megastar' that he had the Casket match against the Undertaker under control. Angle had beaten everyone there was, and had already defeated 'the American Badass' back at the Royal Rumble. Kurt finally told him that wasn't what was bothering him, choosing his time to shamefully admit his fear of his own mortality. Angle believed he was a national treasure, an Olympic Gold Medalist, and top-five WWF Champion in sports entertainment history! Agreeing that 'the Billion Dollar Princess's was playing on his mind as well, Shane promised Kurt with confidence that he would be with him every step of the way tonight.
Meanwhile, the Undertaker was spotted chatting with his half-brother Kane! The Brothers of Destruction finished their conversation, with 'the Big Red Machine' watching 'the American Badass' walk the halls. Encouraged and focused on his chances of becoming WWF Champion against Kurt Angle tonight, 'the Deadman' was prepared - the Casket match was up next!
At ringside, stagehands were in the process of wheeling the ominous casket out to ringside. In just a few moments, the WWF Championship would be at stake in the main event of SmackDown Xtreme - who would walk out with the title, and who would find themselves trapped inside the casket?
. Vince McMahon was on the phone in his office, the Chairman mid-conversation when Stone Cold Steve Austin stormed in! 'The Texas Rattlesnake' snatched the boss's phone and hung it up for him, demanding a match with Chris Benoit this Monday night on RAW is WAR! The Chairman protested Austin's gall to storm in here, and threatened that he had other plans for Monday night. Austin demanded to know what they were, but Vince digressed. On three occasions this week alone, Austin had been assaulted by Benoit! There was no way he could put together a match of that kind, especially after what he'd witnessed at the Non-Sanctioned match back at No Mercy. Austin coyly told his arch enemy that was fine by him. Vince fretted over what Austin had planned, to which Steve explained that he might have problems with Stephanie and Shane McMahon, but unlike them, Vince wasn't his daddy! Stone Cold left, leaving McMahon hanging.
. 8) Kurt Angle (w/Shane McMahon) (c) def. The Undertaker in a Casket match to retain the WWF Championship (6:33)SmackDown Xtreme's main event was set up in an Old School manner, with Chairman Vince McMahon reviving the Casket match for this WWF Championship rematch between Kurt Angle and the Undertaker. 'The Megastar' and 'the American Badass' had previously fought it out in a gruelling encounter at the Royal Rumble, but the conditions were different. To win tonight, one had to first place their opponent inside the casket and shut the lid in order to leave Cleveland as the champion! Kurt Angle was high-strung as could be, his girlfriend Stephanie McMahon absent tonight, but with her brother Shane McMahon in his corner. The Undertaker immediately came for the WWF Champion as Angle hesitantly acknowledged the casket at ringside. A battle broke out on the floor, the challenger charging Angle spine-first into the wood! Opening the door into Kurt's face, 'the Deadman' warned Shane O'Mac not to get any closer. The veteran dominated, a big boot able to counteract Kurt Angle's attempts to his ankle.
'The American Badass' scored with Old School and dumped the champ over the top rope into the casket bed, when the OvalTron showed footage of Kane fighting off Edge and Christian backstage! Angle capitalized with a German suplex, followed by a belly-to-belly suplex. 'The Deadman' fought the champ still, until the Olympic Gold Medalist slammed the casket door across his ankle! Angle worked the ankle, but the challenger refused to cave. Piling his foe into the casket, Undertaker was able to prevent the door closing and grabbed Angle by the throat, until Shane O'Mac grabbed his ankle! Angle throttled Undertaker, who was able to kick Shane off, but Undertaker sent Angle crashing into the casket with a Chokeslam over the top rope! Undertaker tried closing it when Shane O'Mac came from behind, and Undertaker instead went after him. He grabbed Shane with the Last Ride in mind, when Angle came back to life, an Olympic Slam to the Undertaker! Angle and Shane pummelled him into the bed, Angle allowing Shane to do the honor - slamming the casket door shut!
The WWF Champion was able to get one over on the Undertaker in this rematch from the Royal Rumble, Kurt Angle and Shane McMahon standing tall! Shane O'Mac paraded over 'the American Badass's casket, with 'the Megastar' basking in glory - as if it was a one-man job! Shane gloated and pointed fingers to Kurt Angle, but it would not last long. Kane's pyrotechnics exploded, and out came 'the Big Red Machine', who was last seen fending off Edge and Christian backstage! Kane stomped down to the ring, where Edge and Christian were quick to catch up to him! As 'the Big Red Machine' fought them off once again, the Big Show would come charging down to beat up on Kane! Mauling the seven-foot monster and tossing him back into the ring, the Coalition began to go to town on Kane - a rehash of Monday night!
But it would not last long, once Stone Cold Steve Austin came stomping down the rampway. Armed with a steel chair, 'the Texas Rattlesnake' was looking for the absent Chris Benoit! Entering the ring he slammed the steel chair over Big Show and Edge's heads, before stomping a mudhole on Shane McMahon! Edge tried coming from behind, but Undertaker rose from the casket again, dropping him with the Last Ride! Much like last week, it was 'the Rattlesnake' and the Brothers of Destruction standing tall, standing off against the thwarted Coalition! Angle and Shane were taken aback, watching as Edge, Christian and the Big Show remained incapacitated in the ring. No Stephanie McMahon, and no Chris Benoit, the Coalition had been matched!
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Post by DTP. on Jan 9, 2021 12:26:41 GMT -5
Jakked - February 3, 2001 Melon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Broadcast on syndication Taped on January 29, 2001The opening video package aired, bringing us to the arena, where Kevin Kelly and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to WWF Jakked for another night of action and highlights from the week behind us! 1) K-Kwik def. Rudy Rude (4:11)The former WWF Hardcore Champion was unsuccessful in singles action on SmackDown Xtreme, after calling out Eddie Guerrero on his recent jokes and insults shared about his debilitated ex-fiancee Chyna. K-Kwik acted quickly to take on the Canadian, Rudy Roode, a series of axe kicks culminating with an armdrag. Rude was able to fight back out of it, surprising K-Kwik with an aggressive clothesline. The Canadian up-and-comer proceeded to ground K-Dawg with a seated abdominal stretch, when the WWF Superstar used his agility to perform the splits, and make a comeback. A surprising spinebuster gave Rude a near fall, but K-Dawg was able to cut him off and get the win with the Mic Check. 2) The Radicalz (w/Terri) def. JR Ryder and Larry Destiny (3:54)'The She-Devil' found herself more exposed than what she banked on this past week on SmackDown Xtreme, losing her clothes to Trish Stratus in a Bra and Panties match. Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko got a great look at Terri in her state of undress, but were all business against the aspiring pairing of JR Ryder and Larry Destiny. Initially t.hey were able to take Malenko off-guard, until he was cut Larry off with a bold backbreaker. The Radicalz used their quick and effective tag team work to subdue Destiny, who finally dropkicked his way into making the tag to Ryder. Impressive initially, he soon found himself capture suplexed by Saturn, and the legsweep from Saturn and calf kick from Malenko - referred to as 'the Radical Eliminator' gave the two the three count, to Terri's delight. 3) Scotty 2 Hotty def. Chad Collyer (4:31)Too Cool were dealing with the departure of their big buddy Rikishi, who had been sidelined with not only a cracked rib, but a separated shoulder as well. After impressing World Wrestling Federation officials two weeks ago on Jakked against Essa Rios, Chad Collyer made another appearance tonight, this time up against the straw-haired WWF Superstars. Scotty 2 Hotty and the young Indiana native went hold for hold early on, until Scotty was able to moonwalk out of Collyer's technical-based offense. Collyer got aggressive and took control with a slight size advantage, but Scotty was able to flip out of a back suplex and take Collyer down with the bulldog. The Worm followed, giving Scotty 2 Hotty the three count. 4) X-Pac def. Essa Rios (4:40)The former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion hoped to rebound from his title loss to Jeff Hardy against a seven-year veteran of the ring, the universally despised X-Pac. X-Pac Heat lived, actually forcing the people to favor 'the Daredevil'. Fast-paced action saw Essa catch 'the Man' off-guard with armdrags early, when X-Pac dropped him silly with a roundhouse kick. A combination of kicks stunned Essa to make way for the Bronco Buster. The former D-Generation X member showboated a moment too long, which enabled the Spaniard to fight back with dropkicks, and a roundhouse kick of his own make it possible to climb to the top rope. With the 450 splash in motion, X-Pac was able to roll out of the way, and a desperation X-Factor sneakily gave X-Pac the victory.
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