Post by Yambag Jones on Aug 27, 2020 16:06:33 GMT -5
Sorry, rkmo: Autonomous Meat Shield. I'm an impatient boi.
AEW Dynamite is livejust like it is every Wednesday tonight in a special Thursday night edition! You know because basketball was last night...and...let's not open that can o' worms.
A large piece of the All Out puzzle will be put into place tonight as the Number One Contenders for the AEW World Tag Titles will be decided. The top 4 ranked teams will compete in a Gauntlet match to determine who willbeat face Omega & Hangman at All Out. 3 of the 4 teams have unsuccessfully challenged already, but all 4 are hungry for a shot to become new champs!
After last week's intense main event, what kind of sick, demented, Chili's catered celebration will the Dark Order throw?
Hold on to your butts, there's a contract signing tonight! Where my legal nerds at?!? WHOOP WHOOP! MJF and his attorney (who has silver balls, btw) want the Paradigm Shift banned at All Out. Mox probably won't care, but will likely use this chance to open up a can of whoop ass.
Big Swole finally can get her hands on Britt Baker, but also has to go through Reba and Penelope Ford.
Matt Hardy and Sammy have been going back and forth for months, tonight they compete in the first ever tables match in AEW history. Here's to them busting each other open the hard way!
Confirmed for tonight:
(Gauntlet Match: Winners challenge for the Tag Titles at All Out) 4) Natural Nightmares vs 3) Young Bucks vs 2) Best Friends vs 1) FTR
(Tables Match) Matt Hardy vs Sammy Guevara
(Handicap Match) Big Swole vs Doctor Britt Baker DMD/Reba/Penelope Ford
(8-Man match to annoy the dorks) Fenix, Pentagon Jr, the Butcher, the Blade vs Joey Janela, Sonny Kiss, Brian Pillman Jr, Griff Garrison
Also:
EXCALIBUR IS BACK!
Chris Jericho will also be on commentary.
Mr. Brodie Lee and the Dark Order celebrate the TNT title victory
Jon Moxley vs MJF Contract Signing
*card subject to change
Who will be facing Hangman and Omega at All Out? Is it time for MJF to win the AEW title and be the top guy? What is Eddie Kingston up to with these tag teams? Who the f*ck is Griff Garrison? Who will be the first to challenge Mr. Brodie Lee? How big a number will Dynamite pull in tonight? Will Matt Hardy and/or Sammy die tonight? How are the Canadian guys doing tonight? What are ya'll having for dinner? What do you guys do to pass the time in between Dynamite episodes to keep the encroaching darkness away? Sound off below!
AEW Dynamite is live
A large piece of the All Out puzzle will be put into place tonight as the Number One Contenders for the AEW World Tag Titles will be decided. The top 4 ranked teams will compete in a Gauntlet match to determine who will
After last week's intense main event, what kind of sick, demented, Chili's catered celebration will the Dark Order throw?
Hold on to your butts, there's a contract signing tonight! Where my legal nerds at?!? WHOOP WHOOP! MJF and his attorney (who has silver balls, btw) want the Paradigm Shift banned at All Out. Mox probably won't care, but will likely use this chance to open up a can of whoop ass.
Big Swole finally can get her hands on Britt Baker, but also has to go through Reba and Penelope Ford.
Matt Hardy and Sammy have been going back and forth for months, tonight they compete in the first ever tables match in AEW history. Here's to them busting each other open the hard way!
Confirmed for tonight:
(Gauntlet Match: Winners challenge for the Tag Titles at All Out) 4) Natural Nightmares vs 3) Young Bucks vs 2) Best Friends vs 1) FTR
(Tables Match) Matt Hardy vs Sammy Guevara
(Handicap Match) Big Swole vs Doctor Britt Baker DMD/Reba/Penelope Ford
(8-Man match to annoy the dorks) Fenix, Pentagon Jr, the Butcher, the Blade vs Joey Janela, Sonny Kiss, Brian Pillman Jr, Griff Garrison
Also:
EXCALIBUR IS BACK!
Chris Jericho will also be on commentary.
Mr. Brodie Lee and the Dark Order celebrate the TNT title victory
Jon Moxley vs MJF Contract Signing
*card subject to change
Who will be facing Hangman and Omega at All Out? Is it time for MJF to win the AEW title and be the top guy? What is Eddie Kingston up to with these tag teams? Who the f*ck is Griff Garrison? Who will be the first to challenge Mr. Brodie Lee? How big a number will Dynamite pull in tonight? Will Matt Hardy and/or Sammy die tonight? How are the Canadian guys doing tonight? What are ya'll having for dinner? What do you guys do to pass the time in between Dynamite episodes to keep the encroaching darkness away? Sound off below!
